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by David M Willis on November 30, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – It's The Love I Haven't Got
└ Tags: dorothy, jacob, sarah

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    November 30, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    *Jacob drops the barbell on his neck*

    Sarah: WHOOPS *continues concentrating on him anyway*

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    November 30, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Sarah’s mood right now.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      November 30, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      Good use of Jafar.
      He might as well be worth something. 😛

      • Librain
        Librain
        November 30, 2023 at 1:52 am | #

        He wouldn’t even make a nice throw rug!

        • Jahu
          Jahu
          November 30, 2023 at 12:24 pm | #

          This is all your fault, Ja’far!

    • StClair
      StClair
      November 30, 2023 at 2:08 am | #

      The actor delivers that line so well.

  3. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    November 30, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    Awe damn she worried Dotty gonna steal her boy 😮

    • anon
      anon
      November 30, 2023 at 1:26 am | #

      can’t steal what isn’t hers

      but dorothy has her own issues too tho i think jacob would be a decent person to date before moving on if it doesn’t work in the long run

  4. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    November 30, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    I know some are shipping it, and I get it, but to be honest, I hope Dorothy and Jacob will be platonic friends. Both could probably use that.

    • Vanessa
      Vanessa
      November 30, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

      Dorothy does seem desperate for friends right now poor girl, especially someone who respects her drive and intellect. Someone she doesn’t have to take care of.

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      November 30, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

      I agree, I know it’s too soon to speak but it’s likely that he can help Dorothy lighten things up.

    • Nono
      Nono
      November 30, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      I’m also all for friendshipping them, just waiting for the juicy drama backlash from Joyce and/or Joe for it.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      November 30, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

      Part of me suspects it won’t be because this would be like the third love triangle Jacob’s gotten himself in, at least, but I could also see that happening.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 30, 2023 at 3:02 am | #

      Dorothy needs more friends she doesn’t have to mom-friend for.

    • Nicoleandmaggie
      Nicoleandmaggie
      November 30, 2023 at 4:02 am | #

      That is also exactly what I was thinking. Dorothy really needs a friend who has time for her.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      November 30, 2023 at 12:08 pm | #

      She needs friends who will not enable her self-destructive drive.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        November 30, 2023 at 12:17 pm | #

        She needs friends she doesn’t feel compelled to mom-friend for, friends she hasn’t spent a whole semester not having time for.

      • Nicoleandmaggie
        Nicoleandmaggie
        November 30, 2023 at 3:28 pm | #

        All of the above.

  5. IniquitousKing
    IniquitousKing
    November 30, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    Dorothy inadvertently swooping in and snagging Jacob out from under Sarah’s nose would be hilarious, actually.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      November 30, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

      Especially if she doesn’t realize she’s doing it

      • Ophidiophile
        Ophidiophile
        November 30, 2023 at 2:26 am | #

        Especially especially if she’s doing it to cover Sarah failing to engage in conversation.

    • Segnosaur
      Segnosaur
      November 30, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

      Have to admit, it would be quite a difference… going from Danny and Jacob (dorkish types) to someone muscular, fit, and a jock.

      • Masumi
        Masumi
        November 30, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

        … who’s also worrying about looking like a dork. Possibly is, on the inside. Dunno, someone acknowledging his inner dork might be exactly what he wants.

        • Segnosaur
          Segnosaur
          November 30, 2023 at 12:35 am | #

          I never thought that Jacob had any ‘dork’ tendencies.

          Yeah, he does work hard and isn’t a “partier” but he’s not into the stereotypical things you would associate with someone like Walky/Danny (comics/cartoons/other elements of pop culture; instead he’s into more traditional masculine passtimes like sports), and he’s a lot more self-confident, and

          • Thag Simmons
            Thag Simmons
            November 30, 2023 at 1:22 am | #

            You can absolutely be a fitness dork.

            • Mark
              Mark
              November 30, 2023 at 6:36 am | #

              There’s a whole industry catering for that.

            • 80-watt Hamster
              80-watt Hamster
              November 30, 2023 at 9:19 am | #

              “Dork” implies a significant level of social awkwardness that Jacob hasn’t displayed. I’ve always felt that dorkiness is independent of, though strongly correlated with, geek- and/or nerddom.

            • Leadsynth
              Leadsynth
              November 30, 2023 at 1:43 pm | #

              You can be a fitness dork, but can you be a fitness conquistador(k)?

          • CrazyJ
            CrazyJ
            November 30, 2023 at 2:25 am | #

            The dude has a girlfriend criteria list and takes it seriously. He’s a dork, just not a socially awkward one. Actually I’m not even too sure he is into sports outside of his weight lifting, which could simply be part of a routine with him.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            November 30, 2023 at 3:06 am | #

            Jocks are sports nerds.

            https://www.dumbingofage.com/memorabilia/

      • Segnosaur
        Segnosaur
        November 30, 2023 at 12:31 am | #

        Sorry, meant going from Danny and Walky (dorkish types) to someone muscular, fit and a jock.

        • Mym
          Mym
          November 30, 2023 at 4:12 pm | #

          Jacob is still a dork tho, that has nothing to do with fitness

  6. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    November 30, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    Sarah should be mad though. The dumb talking part is the important part.

    • Bittersweet
      Bittersweet
      November 30, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      Yeah, but if Sarah isn’t going to actually do the dumb talking part then she’s gonna have to deal with it. It’s not Dorothy’s fault that Sarah stared at Jacob lifting in complete silence for ostensibly several minutes. At the very least, she’s got to participate in conversation to build relationships.

      And I know this, because I’ve been last panel Sarah so many times in my life when trying to make friends that I’ve learned that you can’t actually make friends if you aren’t willing to interrupt an ongoing conversation.

      • Kimi
        Kimi
        November 30, 2023 at 3:25 am | #

        My problem is that I have a tendency to overshare or just make an idiot of myself while talking and don’t think about it until after the fact because I am enjoying it in the moment. Don’t know if that is just an introvert thrhing or if I am on the autistic spectrum. I was also always horrible at socializing with my classmates (makes me miserable at networking too 🙁 ). I was the type of person that would speed walk to class, focus on class and then be tired of socialization by the time classes were done (introvert life, am I right?). That and normally sitting in front meant that I would rarely know my classmates. I would get to know lab partners and people in group projects, but basically having classes and labs from 8-5 every weekday normally meant that I was done with large and noisy groups of people for the day. On a side note, I could sometimes turn what would take people 10 minutes to get across campus down to 5 with my power walking.

        • wwwhhattt
          wwwhhattt
          November 30, 2023 at 4:54 am | #

          I have no memory of writing this, that isn’t my username and you are clearly not me… but are you actually me?

          • Kimi
            Kimi
            November 30, 2023 at 11:19 pm | #

            I would say that we would be friends but we would probably both walk by each other in passing and never notice each other. At least I know that I have company somewhere out there.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      November 30, 2023 at 12:12 pm | #

      Look where her eyes are, Dorothy is distracting her from spotting.

  7. Bittersweet
    Bittersweet
    November 30, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Heck, I’ll ship it. Sorry Sarah!

    • anon
      anon
      November 30, 2023 at 1:27 am | #

      this is why being a multishipper is great 8D;

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgFyCuKoEGA&ab_channel=ProZD

      or y’know, one big f–k pile 8D;

    • zaratustra
      zaratustra
      November 30, 2023 at 8:07 am | #

      Sarah x Jacob was never gonna work anyway. Jacob likes people too much.

      • Mym
        Mym
        November 30, 2023 at 4:13 pm | #

        I dunno, my wife is an extrovert who loves people. And I, like Sarah, want to light everyone on fire. We’ve been married 7 years

    • Warcodered
      Warcodered
      November 30, 2023 at 5:26 pm | #

      I mean if Sarah isn’t going to actually put in the effort required I’m not going to complain if Dorothy accidentally does.

  8. Vanessa
    Vanessa
    November 30, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Dorothy does not seem immune to Jacob’s charms, unfortunately for Sarah.

  9. Coatl
    Coatl
    November 30, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Sarah, don’t do it, there is no need for retaliation

  10. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    November 30, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    BTW in case you didn’t know,

    Henry Kissinger is now dead!!!!

    Let us celebrate with a dance!!! ✌️😈

    *plays “Lucifer’s Dance” from Bleach: Hell Verse CD on hacked muzak*

    • Bo
      Bo
      November 30, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

      hell yea

    • Dara
      Dara
      November 30, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

      My Mastodon timeline exploded. Then the news articles came. So the hairy monster social network beat the news accounts to the timeline.

      It’s an all-night party over there right now, kind of hilarious

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        November 30, 2023 at 9:39 pm | #

        on twiXtter, so did Jorts the Cat

        –Dave, WAPost & NYTimes both posted only a few minutes later. they snooze they lose

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      November 30, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

      I’m not sad he’s dead but it’s hard to celebrate it. Dude lived to be a hundred years old and never really faced justice for his crimes in life.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        November 30, 2023 at 12:47 am | #

        He was but one of many old white men in power who knew they were not to outlive the future consequences of their present selfishness, sheltered by a deliberately democracy-proof power pyramid.

    • ktbear
      ktbear
      November 30, 2023 at 12:58 am | #

      Yes, a dance sounds appropriate. Im sure the good doctor wouldn’t want us to be sad. Personally, inclined to look at the good he did in making the world a more stable and safe place, but to each their own.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        November 30, 2023 at 10:40 am | #

        This is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone suggest Kissinger did anything good.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        November 30, 2023 at 12:41 pm | #

        I really hope “more stable and safe” is sarcastic.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 30, 2023 at 1:05 pm | #

        Even in a non-moralistic realpolitik foreign policy sense, it’s hard to say that a lot of Kissinger’s policies worked out to make the world more stable and secure in the long term.

      • Li
        Li
        November 30, 2023 at 2:37 pm | #

        idk if this is bait or if you just have a lot of post-high school reading to do chum

      • zee
        zee
        November 30, 2023 at 2:39 pm | #

        I’m sure the cambodians feel the same /s

        Rest in piss, bozo

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        November 30, 2023 at 5:39 pm | #

        I may not be the best at reading social cues, but it looks like you didn’t read the room very well in this particular instance.

        Forget about whether or not I agree with you for a second. Dumbing of Age is very much known for being a very liberal webcomic, ergo its author and surrounding community. For such opinions as the one you posted, do you really think this is a good place to be looking for sympathizers? 🤨

  11. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    November 30, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Sarah, all she is doing is talking to him; I may a super introvert, but even I wouldn’t just stand there and stare at someone while they work out. I know you can talk to Jacob; just remember everything Joyce taught you.

  12. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    November 30, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    Oh this is going to end well for Sarah.

  13. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    November 30, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    I get that this feels like a prime ship moment, but I can’t help but feel Dorothy x Jacob would be the most boring ship ever.

    • Nono
      Nono
      November 30, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      Eh, it’s already more interesting than Walky/Lucy.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        November 30, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

        That’s not a high bar though.

      • shrub
        shrub
        November 30, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

        This is true

      • Mym
        Mym
        November 30, 2023 at 4:15 pm | #

        Literally anything is more interesting than Walky/Lucy. Healthier too

      • Warcodered
        Warcodered
        November 30, 2023 at 5:29 pm | #

        The only thing interesting about Walky/Lucy is that it’s like some sort of bomb waiting to implode.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          November 30, 2023 at 10:15 pm | #

          Except the implosion is probably gonna be more like when you suck all the air out of a cheap water bottle, since the stakes are so unbelievably low.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      November 30, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

      It doesn’t feel like endgame material to me, but it doesn’t have to be especially if it’s mainly used to put pressure on their more interesting relationships.

      • Mym
        Mym
        November 30, 2023 at 7:38 pm | #

        I recommend most not to consider a freshman date as endgame until finishing college.

    • anon
      anon
      November 30, 2023 at 1:31 am | #

      That’s how it is sometimes, sometimes normal ‘boring’ ppl just falling in love. but i guess doesn’t make for good drama to watch a stable relationship just chilling in this kinda comic

  14. Cmasta1992
    Cmasta1992
    November 30, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

    Ms. Steal Your Boy

    • Grimey
      Grimey
      November 30, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

      Oooh-ooh-ooohh it’s Ms. Steal Your Boy!

  15. shrub
    shrub
    November 30, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

    Do it Dorothy, want some get some!

  16. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    November 30, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    I guess I’ll be the one to tell Willis he misspelled ‘semester’ in the third panel.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      November 30, 2023 at 10:11 pm | #

      Fixed now. Spelled exactly like you did.

  17. Bo
    Bo
    November 30, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    the funny part is sarah hates this shit so much she might just be sincere, but screaming internally the entire way

  18. EpochFlame
    EpochFlame
    November 30, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

    typo’d “semester” in panel 3

  19. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    November 30, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

    Dorothy going from third wheel to inviting herself to take the lead in a matter of seconds again. She might be a stellar wingwoman now, bringing Sarah into the conversation, if Dorothy has situational social awareness.

    • Mr. Random
      Mr. Random
      November 30, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

      Even Jacob’s been signaling that he wants to get to know Sarah more instead of just having her ogle him. And Dorothy’s fully aware that she’s the “5th” wheel right now.

      And the steering wheel’s pretty important.
      It steers the ships.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      November 30, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

      Dorothy is either about to be a stellar wingman or swoop in for the steal. Could go either way.

  20. Bryy
    Bryy
    November 30, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

    DEAN O’RYAN?????????????????????

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      November 30, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

      Bart O’Ryan was mentioned once before, when Walky referred to him as one of the law professors. https://www.dumbingofage.com/lawsome-2/

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        November 30, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

        ….. this makes so much sense.

        It also gives new meaning to Walky yelling Linda would not like the comic.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          November 30, 2023 at 3:18 am | #

          Huh?

          Was she married to him at some point as well? (Dean McHenry is her ex, Bart O’Ryan was an antagonist in the Walkyverse.)

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          November 30, 2023 at 12:40 pm | #

          She was married to one of the other deans.

  21. BBCC
    BBCC
    November 30, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

    Emotional growth time, Sarah! Have fun XD

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      November 30, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

      You found Sal! I missed it.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        November 30, 2023 at 2:34 am | #

        It was yesterday! And so the current season of searching for Sal ends. I’m sure it’ll begin again soon enough. XD

        • clif
          clif
          November 30, 2023 at 6:30 am | #

          Belated YAYs!!!

  22. Ray
    Ray
    November 30, 2023 at 12:31 am | #

    I know polyamory isn’t an ‘answer’, most people seem monogamous-built and it’s all dependent on personal wiring…ppl being mutually poly doesn’t even ensure interest or click.

    However, I would like to point out that Sarah could simply smooch them both, and then, win-win.

    I also forgot to make the joke some comics ago that every good shaggin’ camper needs a ‘boring fifth wheel’ for stability. Stability enables the best shenanigans and fun.

    • Ray
      Ray
      November 30, 2023 at 12:33 am | #

      I also do, outside jokes, agree with the comments that this looks like a potential start to a solid, healthy friendship that both Dorothy and Jacob desperately need.

      They’re at the horny bad decisions age range though. At least one of them is probably going to make it weird during a low moment.

    • drs
      drs
      November 30, 2023 at 1:16 am | #

      I don’t think Sarah is interested in smooching Dorothy.

      Jacob OTOH…

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      November 30, 2023 at 3:08 am | #

      Sadly Sarah would have to be able to communicate the desire to smooch first. She is her own greatest enemy.

    • Kimi
      Kimi
      November 30, 2023 at 3:37 am | #

      I think that polygamy would probably occur more if people were more open about their feelings and talking and were less prone to jealousy. I mean, in history, it wasn’t technically unusual for one guy to have many wives, though I don’t know how good of a form of polygamy that is since I don’t think that the wives normally had too much of a say or how much of a relationship they had with each other. Sort of like how I wonder how parents can have a good relationship with their children if they have 7 or more of them (or possibly less) and work a full time job. There are only so many hours in the day, and it would be hard to spent time with each individual child to build a relationship with them while they are young. I have had so many friends that only spend time with their significant other when they get busy since that is all they have time for, and while I understand it, it makes me sad when I can only see them twice a year, if that, due to their intense schedule.

      • Da Boy
        Da Boy
        November 30, 2023 at 3:48 am | #

        Yeah I don’t think harems are a good example of a polygamous relationship. That was more about a show of wealth or for political reasons than because of any actual relationship between them.

        • Mark
          Mark
          November 30, 2023 at 6:53 am | #

          Take a look at van Gulik’s Judge Dee pastiches. The rare family life passages at least put a somewhat different light on the subject. (His translation of the Real Thing I also found well worth reading.)

        • Kimi
          Kimi
          November 30, 2023 at 11:17 pm | #

          I didn’t really think that they were really good examples either, but going farther back in human history (hunter/gatherer for example), I don’t know if polygamy was more common then either. It is hard to determine how much survivability and economics (food, housing, finances) play into relationships, both historically and current, over emotions and compatability. I think I saw somewhere that celebrities tend to divorce more often than the average person since it doesn’t affect their finances as much, or basically that they can more afford to do it as breaking up their finances won’t put them out of house and home while the average Joe can’t afford to keep the house on one person’s salary. I don’t know how true it is, but it does make me wonder how relationships would play out if money wasn’t involved.

      • Da Boy
        Da Boy
        November 30, 2023 at 4:31 am | #

        On the topic of harems though there is this great light novel/manga/anime series “The Apothecary Diaries” about a fun little mad scientist lady who works at a harem of a Chinese-like Emperor and it displays the kind of politics and schemes that might happen in such a place.

        • Masumi
          Masumi
          November 30, 2023 at 5:17 pm | #

          Yesss it’s so good!

        • Kimi
          Kimi
          November 30, 2023 at 11:10 pm | #

          Interesting. Might be fun to read.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      November 30, 2023 at 6:19 pm | #

      I’m think Sarah has said she’s not polyamorous, and while I don’t grok polyamory, Dorothy seems to feel possessive and jealousy too strongly to me for it.

  23. shrub
    shrub
    November 30, 2023 at 12:55 am | #

    A friendship/relationship between Jacob and Dorothy is something that would really help Dorothy out

    Would help her confidence, help her political aspirations, help her refocus, help her with everything

    Not sure what Jacob would get out of it that he can’t easily find elsewhere though

    • Bash
      Bash
      November 30, 2023 at 2:08 am | #

      Well he’s clearly looking for an emotional connection, and here is Dorothy giving him exactly that. We haven’t seen him hang out with too many people, so he might be lonely.

  24. Hazel
    Hazel
    November 30, 2023 at 1:06 am | #

    They were in the same class and sat in the same row, but he didn’t notice her. I’m guessing this one isn’t sea-worthy, lads.

    • anon
      anon
      November 30, 2023 at 1:32 am | #

      dependson how big the class was, if the original guy was prolific enough to get a cable tv job offer, or maybe literally at the ends of each other

    • Bash
      Bash
      November 30, 2023 at 2:07 am | #

      I would argue that it’s harder to see people in the same row as you, who are blocked by other students.

      • Nicoleandmaggie
        Nicoleandmaggie
        November 30, 2023 at 4:06 am | #

        Plus she’s short!

    • Mark
      Mark
      November 30, 2023 at 6:58 am | #

      Probably in one of those lecture halls that would serve well to host a tennis match, with several hundred seats. I surely must’ve known a couple of the people in my Intro to Psychology lecture course but I don’t recall ever recognizing anyone.

  25. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    November 30, 2023 at 1:16 am | #

    ’i just want Jacob to rail measually’ — Sarah

    • darkoneko
      darkoneko
      November 30, 2023 at 1:17 am | #

      ’Rail me casually’*. Damn you phone keyboard

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        November 30, 2023 at 6:56 am | #

        I read your first as “Rail me measurably” and I’m sticking with it!

        • Mark
          Mark
          November 30, 2023 at 6:59 am | #

          Yeah, and now I’m going to lose half the day wondering what that could mean.

  26. Megan Rivera
    Megan Rivera
    November 30, 2023 at 1:46 am | #

    Sarah just staring at someone isn’t going to work, you have to communicate your feelings if you want him to like you.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      November 30, 2023 at 1:50 am | #

      Yeah, she needs to stare at his dick.

    • StClair
      StClair
      November 30, 2023 at 2:18 am | #

      “What, use my words? That’s stupid. You’re stupid.”

  27. Taffy
    Taffy
    November 30, 2023 at 1:52 am | #

    Dorothy is behaving badly by talking to another character. Boo. Hiss. Savage dislike.

    • Mark
      Mark
      November 30, 2023 at 7:00 am | #

      The nerve of some people, being pleasant and friendly!

    • khn0
      khn0
      November 30, 2023 at 1:04 pm | #

      The ship covered the hate.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      November 30, 2023 at 3:13 pm | #

      I can’t wait to find out if it’s because:
      A) she’s the worst person in the world, and this is her master plan to spread unhappiness.
      B) Sarah is the worst person in the world, and this is Dorothy’s plan to spread happiness.
      C) Dorothy is oblivious that she just walked into another third wheel situation because she’s mediocre at reading situations, and is already pre-occupied with potential chat topics and yearning for Joyce.
      D) Dorothy is yearning for Joyce, and on some level knows she waited too long to make a move, and she recognizes that potential in Sarah’s hesitation, so she’s jump-starting the conversation to help Sarah out.
      E) no agenda

      • Mym
        Mym
        November 30, 2023 at 7:40 pm | #

        I’m pretty sure this is all some diabolical plot started by toe-dad from the grave

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          November 30, 2023 at 10:10 pm | #

          Toe-riarty

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          November 30, 2023 at 10:13 pm | #

          He was barely sentient enough to walk without falling over. The closest he’s ever come to a plot was “drive to daughter and threaten to kill people if she doesn’t get in the car, he’s not smart enough to set something up longer-term than that. Dude probably couldn’t fuck worth a damn, either.

          • khn0
            khn0
            December 3, 2023 at 3:56 am | #

            Well, in his defense, he thought “the Lord [would] provide” the plan, so he wouldn’t have to do it. But since it’s like an out-of-date GPS, it only works with (self-)actualization.

  28. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    November 30, 2023 at 2:58 am | #

    Hmm… is DottyxJacob suddenly a possibility, something to consider.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      November 30, 2023 at 3:40 am | #

      hmmm maybe

  29. miz
    miz
    November 30, 2023 at 5:44 am | #

    huh. professor nicholson is the teacher that robin replaced, for the polisci class that dorothy is CURRENTLY taking along with joyce, sarah, becky and roz. so she had a class with the same professor two semesters in a row? i mean, that’s not that weird, but my experience with such things has always been a sort of “2-part” class, where the first semester was a pre-req for the second, which would clash with becky and joyce’s presence, at least. interesting! (<-thing that is interesting to no one but me)

    • Doopyboop
      Doopyboop
      November 30, 2023 at 8:46 am | #

      I was able to have the same professor without it needing to be a 2 part class thing, because the professor taught several classes related to my major. In my case it was psychology, since Dorothy is going into politics and Jacob is going for law, it could be a class that they both require? I’m not well versed in politics or law so I wouldn’t know what that is, but I do have an example!

      One psych class I took was one that was actually a class shared with engineering students, and the course was called ‘Principles of Human Factors Psychology’. It was basically a course about how many things that are built to be operated by people require an understanding of their psychology to make the process seamless, easy to learn, and almost instinctual. It was a highlight of my college course because we had different projects we had to do, and it was interesting to knock minds with engineering students to create a mock up for a phone app and other things. You could definitely pick out the psych students vs the engineering students. I imagine the class Dorothy and Jacob shared might have been similar!

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 30, 2023 at 9:34 am | #

      It’s also a little weird that Dorothy didn’t mention it when the group first found out Robin was teaching nicholson’s class.
      Or for that matter, that she didn’t mention it one of the times she met Jacob outside of class last semester.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      November 30, 2023 at 10:09 am | #

      it was explained, or lampshaded at least, in this strip. https://www.dumbingofage.com/politicized/

    • zee
      zee
      November 30, 2023 at 11:51 am | #

      Professors usually teach multiple classes in the same faculty that aren’t necessarily related. The criminology 1 and 2 and psychometrics Prof at my school also taught the first year intro to experimental psych class (badly, very badly). Seems similar to this case

    • Sere
      Sere
      November 30, 2023 at 4:30 pm | #

      I have had professors teach multiple courses that were not sequential. I’m about to have that happen again next term.

  30. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    November 30, 2023 at 7:55 am | #

    I’ve been calling for this ship for years.

    Now that it looks like it actually has some chance of happening, I’m preparing to reverse course.

    ….

    … look, I’m a contrarian, it’s in the job description.

  31. egg egg
    egg egg
    November 30, 2023 at 9:34 am | #

    Sometimes, all it takes is one strip to spawn a thousand Ao3 ship fics, and I 100% support it.

  32. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    November 30, 2023 at 10:05 am | #

    Thought bubbles seem to be changing, this is at least the third time they’ve been black text in a white bubble, as opposed to color coded. And today’s seem wordier than usual maybe? It reminds me of soap opera newspaper strips, which fits the feel of this chapter’s scenes so far.

  33. Taffy
    Taffy
    November 30, 2023 at 10:51 am | #

    It’s almost like if Sarah wants to be more to Jacob than “My sorta-friend who ogles me”, she’s gonna need to put in a little bit of effort. I hope she can manage it, that’d be really interesting.

  34. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    November 30, 2023 at 10:54 am | #

    I like that Sarah has moved beyond a lustful fixation on him and has instead actually realized she wants to like him and she’s too Sarah to be that vulnerable. You can do it! Just a little lowering of your shields, just like with Joyce!

  35. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    November 30, 2023 at 11:37 am | #

    Sarah looks so grateful to don’t have to do that. Also, she has the possibility to see the beginning of the great love story between Dorothy and Jacob. HOORAY! What a fortune!!

  36. Leadsynth
    Leadsynth
    November 30, 2023 at 1:39 pm | #

    I honestly can’t tell whether this is a win for Sarah. Like maybe she wants to be mad, because mad is her happy place? It’s like Oscar the Grouch.

  37. Yeet
    Yeet
    November 30, 2023 at 4:59 pm | #

    Sarah please. Please even just say “we’re in his successor’s class”
    You can do this

  38. bcb
    bcb
    November 30, 2023 at 6:07 pm | #

    Wait, Bart O’Ryan is a dead? Did we know that before?

    • bcb
      bcb
      November 30, 2023 at 6:08 pm | #

      Dean, not dead:)

  39. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    November 30, 2023 at 7:57 pm | #

    I see that “i harbor perverse sexual lust” is currently leading the poll. I was torn between that and “NEITHER THEY SHOULD SHUT UP AND LET HIM DO THIS” because the first is funny and the second is the actual polite answer.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      November 30, 2023 at 9:21 pm | #

      I went with “Sarah”, because Dorothy went an entire semester in the same class as Jacob without spotting him once.

  40. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    December 1, 2023 at 1:58 am | #

    Jacob Williams, you need to curl your thumbs around that barbell before it slips right out of your hands and kills you.

  41. yak
    yak
    December 1, 2023 at 4:55 am | #

    Ah yes I’ve been there Sarah

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      December 5, 2023 at 9:53 am | #

      Me too, and I hated it.

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