A year and some change later, I was just told that femurs are the largest bones in the body and therefore the best source of bone marrow, so it’s possible she WOULD need them to live…??
As an Area Director (Yours might be called Residence Directors? It’s different everywhere lol) , I’ll let you know that it’s not always a bad thing to scare the crap out of your Residents.
Better to start off as the heavy, and have them respect you, then start of fluffy and have them walk all over you.
I will rip out your femurs to test that, I bet you’d die from the lack of femurs… or the blood pouring out of the stumps that are left from me ripping off your femurs.
You TECHNICALLY don’t need your Femurs to live… But if someone ripped out the largest bone in your leg, the gaping wound it would leave would have you bleed out in… I’d be willing to bet on about a minuet, if that… Not to mention the fact that she would be beating you with it…
Years ago, I learned from an Itchy and Scratchy short that “You need a heart to live.” Now, thanks to Dumbing of Age, I know that you also need femurs to live. Geeky pastimes have saved my life!
Not sure where else to put this… on my bookmarks toolbar, the Joyce icon for DoA keeps turning into the Ethan icon for SP, usually right after I actually go to the SP site. What’s up with that?
Aren’t some important cells for the immune system or the blood or something produced in the femurs? I think the lack of them would cost your health, and later your life…
I like how Sarah is consistently strung up as a villain by commenters later, and, yet, here she is just introduced, and right away is not only tolerant of her roommate’s conservative leanings, she just invited her out to what is generally considered a socially normal activity.
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Ruth broke Joyce! LOL
Didn’t take much, did it? LOL
A year and some change later, I was just told that femurs are the largest bones in the body and therefore the best source of bone marrow, so it’s possible she WOULD need them to live…??
I can’t tell if Joyce is scared, or about to SWALLOW YOUR SOUL
Both. Souls will give her courage and keep her innocent.
Why do you think the Christians are always recruiting? They need the souls.
Damn, you’ve uncovered our diabolical scheme.
Not true
We just really like the taste of them.
What could she possibly need femurs fo-…
Oh. I see.
I don’t.
Joyce listens to the Gorillaz?
Lousy homeschool education. You don’t need femurs to live, they are just really nice and convenient!
To be fair, if Joyce has her own femurs, Ruth can’t beat her to death with them.
Oh, I think she’d still find a way to make her die with them.
Damn. Knew selling mine on the black market was a crap idea.
This will haunt my dreams.
For a week.
Thanks, Willis.
Pfft, bring Ruth on. I don’t need no Femurs.
Joyce’s non-existent pupils are coming back to consume her eyeballs!
Also, I thought femurs were on notice.
As an RA myself, I worry about doing this to my residents. (Scaring the crap outta them, not removing body parts)
Wait, RAs aren’t supposed to scare the shit out of you or threaten to remove body parts?
When I was in college, I was the Judicial Board Chair…
…and I scared the crap out of my RA instead.
I was the j-board chair toooooooooo
Only if we’re on duty,
As an Area Director (Yours might be called Residence Directors? It’s different everywhere lol) , I’ll let you know that it’s not always a bad thing to scare the crap out of your Residents.
Better to start off as the heavy, and have them respect you, then start of fluffy and have them walk all over you.
“I need my femurs to live”
Not exactly but one cannot deny that it would be something dearly missed in the case of lost.
But you don’t need your femurs to live…
I will rip out your femurs to test that, I bet you’d die from the lack of femurs… or the blood pouring out of the stumps that are left from me ripping off your femurs.
just… just… LOL! that was beautiful…
Silly Joyce, femurs are entirely optional.
Joyce needs a pizza. someone order her a pizza.
Besides taht arn’t RA suppose to be like The Douglar from Undergrads?
The Dougler’s certainly more like the ones I had… But I’m sure there’s as many Ruths as Douglers.
bsod’ed by ruth lol. is she gonna live this time, i wonder..
You TECHNICALLY don’t need your Femurs to live… But if someone ripped out the largest bone in your leg, the gaping wound it would leave would have you bleed out in… I’d be willing to bet on about a minuet, if that… Not to mention the fact that she would be beating you with it…
Years ago, I learned from an Itchy and Scratchy short that “You need a heart to live.” Now, thanks to Dumbing of Age, I know that you also need femurs to live. Geeky pastimes have saved my life!
I saw this comic first today, cause I haven’t been back reading. I proceeded to misread femurs as lemurs.
Then I saw Ruth, and was all like awesome and such.
Not sure where else to put this… on my bookmarks toolbar, the Joyce icon for DoA keeps turning into the Ethan icon for SP, usually right after I actually go to the SP site. What’s up with that?
Ruthless sick or Ruth less sick?
Ruthless, ick!
LOL CHAD FROM KANADA that is funny but yeah make sure your one of us before you die. for your own good aaight
Aren’t some important cells for the immune system or the blood or something produced in the femurs? I think the lack of them would cost your health, and later your life…
Silly Joyce, you don’t need your femurs to live. You need your spleen to live.
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psst, femurs are overrated.
I like how Sarah is consistently strung up as a villain by commenters later, and, yet, here she is just introduced, and right away is not only tolerant of her roommate’s conservative leanings, she just invited her out to what is generally considered a socially normal activity.
Pizza is always more delicious when flaunting authority.
LOL “I NEED MY FEMURS TO LIVE!!” I instantly thought of Invader Zim.
That was fast. I thought it’d take far longer for someone or something to freak her out.