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May 12, 2026

7-part plan

by David M Willis on March 8, 2024 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – Trystin' in the Wind
└ Tags: dorothy, walky

Discussion (244) ¬

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  1. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    March 8, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    Why am I not surprised Dotty 😮

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      March 8, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

      I would love to get a look at Dorothy’s google drive folders.

      Also, this is embarrassing, but I only just now realized your avatar is Pikachu wearing Ash’s hat and not, in fact, a fez.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        March 8, 2024 at 12:22 am | #

        Interesante. What made you thought that?

        Fez’s are more a Doctor Who thing than Pikachu thing, honestly.

        • Jeremiah
          Jeremiah
          March 8, 2024 at 1:51 am | #

          If you don’t look too closely and only catch the red part, it does look one.

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        March 8, 2024 at 1:20 am | #

        Picachu wears Ash’s hat now. Ash’s hat is cool.

        • Adept
          Adept
          March 8, 2024 at 11:27 am | #

          nicely done Proxiehunter

      • Kazuma Taichi
        Kazuma Taichi
        March 8, 2024 at 11:09 pm | #

        you jinxed it

    • anon
      anon
      March 8, 2024 at 12:29 am | #

      lol i’d watch that rom com movie lol

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        March 8, 2024 at 12:31 am | #

        Seems Dumbing of Age is becoming like an Ecchi manga faster than I thought 😮

  2. Decidedly Orthogonal
    Decidedly Orthogonal
    March 8, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    I love coming together with a plan.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      March 8, 2024 at 3:10 am | #

      Calm down, Hannibal.

  3. Jacob Crawford
    Jacob Crawford
    March 8, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    I want these two back together and I feel like that opinion is unpopular

    • Steelbright
      Steelbright
      March 8, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      I actually do too. They had a good thing and ended it for reasons that might not be even that valid anymore. But uh…. Dorothy probably needs to work through some shit first, heh.

      • Coatl
        Coatl
        March 8, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

        She has a long way to go, but I hope that this time she will do it well.

      • Samniel
        Samniel
        March 8, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

        It’s a weird day when Dotty is the weaker partner between Walky and Dorothy. Walky’s only starting to figure his life out, and Dorothy is watching hers fall apart and hiding it from everyone.

        It could work, in the future when these two figure get some help.

        • Clif
          Clif
          March 8, 2024 at 11:27 am | #

          Get some help to do what?

          College itself is for, among other things, figuring out what what you’re going to aim for in life. As the fellow idiots in my generation put it, finding yourself.

      • moriarty70
        moriarty70
        March 8, 2024 at 10:05 am | #

        Based on my memories of that age, getting back together with an ex for a fling helped get through stuff. Sometimes you need a comfort blanket of a person for some fun.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          March 8, 2024 at 1:06 pm | #

          Dorothy doesn’t want a fling though.
          Dorothy wants him back.

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      March 8, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      I share the sentiment, but the fact that they are talking calmly is also gratifying to see, but dreaming is free.

    • Vanessa
      Vanessa
      March 8, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

      Hmmm, I agree they were great. I’m not sure they need to both boomerang back together though. They need to have some character growth first. Getting together with the first girl available got Walky into that mess with the unsuitable and unstable Lucy after all.

      • Coatl
        Coatl
        March 8, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

        That’s right, it’s good to see that despite everything they can continue talking naturally, but it’s obvious that it’s too soon, just look at the second panel, Walky is emphasizing that and Dorothy knows that what she did was wrong, I just hope that Despite everything, they can have a great interaction.

      • Clif
        Clif
        March 8, 2024 at 11:37 am | #

        Getting together with the first girl available is NOT how Walky got into a mess with an unsuitable Lucy. You seem to be totally forgetting Amber who might technically be the first girl available, but Walky getting together with Lucy was with Dorothy’s prompting. Walky, left to himself, would have stayed an oblivious friend of Lucy’s forever.

        Taking a screwdriver and trying to fix the lives of people you care about is not without risks Particularly if you are going to a lot of trouble to not admit to yourself what you yourself want.

        • Vanessa
          Vanessa
          March 8, 2024 at 11:49 pm | #

          Dotty is the Jane Austin character in this show, trying to get people together is part of her thing.

    • Animedingo
      Animedingo
      March 8, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

      You want what they used to be but getting them back together wont bring that back. Dorothy isnt who she was when they fjrst dated and neither is walky. Dorothy wants him now because it was simpler then. Also she really needs to get laid.

      • drs
        drs
        March 8, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

        Even well after breaking up they’ve had more chemistry than many of the actual couples. Breaking up was their big dumb decision.

      • Nymph
        Nymph
        March 8, 2024 at 7:21 am | #

        I want what they could be now. I want the messy get-back-together, I want Dorothy being allowed to be imperfect and have fun, I want Walky getting to be a rock for her now and then because he’s learned he owes his partners that kind of support.

        I want them to get back together now, it’s my dream. 😛

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        March 8, 2024 at 9:13 am | #

        I think that’s very reductive for Dorothy. They’re not the same people now of course and maybe it wouldn’t work, but she’s not just yearning for the simplicity of the past or just needing to get laid.

        They broke up because having a boyfriend was a distraction from her goals and because she thought that putting them first wasn’t fair to him. She’s always wanted him back and there’ve been signs of that all along, she just denied herself because she saw it as self-sabotage.
        Reducing that to just wanting to get back to simpler times or getting laid is a complete misread.
        I like this arc a lot because their original breakup always felt like it lacked any payoff in terms of character growth for her, but now it looks like a long game.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      March 8, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

      Not UNpopular.
      Just LESS popular.
      Or at least enthusiastically supported than those like me who want Walky and Amber back together.
      There’s also the group of “I want Dorothy and Walky back together…just not right now for (insert reason)”.
      It’s definitely more popular than the WalkyxLucy shippers.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        March 8, 2024 at 9:15 am | #

        I’ve never really seen the appeal of Walky/Amber. Both Dorothy and Lucy seemed more interesting to me.

        • zee
          zee
          March 8, 2024 at 11:41 am | #

          Oh god a kindred spirit, I thought I was alone
          Wally/Lucy clearly isn’t gonna work out (and she deserves better in-laws imo) so bring back Wally/dotty

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            March 8, 2024 at 1:04 pm | #

            I thought Lucy could work out and I think there’s still some interesting development to be mined from it.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 8, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

      Naw. I’m ALL IN on WalkAmber. If they don’t happen then I want Walky to die alone.

      • Jo_cubstar
        Jo_cubstar
        March 8, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

        Yeah I’m a Walky & Amber fan, too

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        March 8, 2024 at 12:46 am | #

        you make a good argument for wanting Walky to die alone.

        • Clif
          Clif
          March 8, 2024 at 3:38 am | #

          I’m not sure that’s exactly what they said. But, hey.

      • Mturtle7
        Mturtle7
        March 8, 2024 at 11:51 am | #

        …Why do I get the feeling that this is a threat?

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      March 8, 2024 at 12:21 am | #

      I think they might be able to make it work now, with Dorothy’s priorities in a very different place now than they were the last time around, but I think Dorothy still needs time to mourn… basically the entire life she’d spent years telling herself she was working towards, before she’s ready to try again with Walky.

    • sakamism
      sakamism
      March 8, 2024 at 12:51 am | #

      It’s either Walky/Amber or Walky/Dorothy for me, leaning in the Amber direction. Although it depends a lot on which one he’s talked to last

    • Illjwamh
      Illjwamh
      March 8, 2024 at 1:08 am | #

      I do to – at the end of a long arc of character growth for both of them.

      • Amós Batista
        Amós Batista
        March 8, 2024 at 1:27 am | #

        This. I’m not necessarily against Dorothy x Walky, but now?

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      March 8, 2024 at 1:10 am | #

      Hard same. They’ve always been one of my favourite ships in DoA.

    • Nicoleandmaggie
      Nicoleandmaggie
      March 8, 2024 at 6:57 am | #

      I want Dorothy to find friends she sees as equals and not projects. More Jacob -like people who understand her because they have similar lofty goals.

    • Sean Franco
      Sean Franco
      March 8, 2024 at 9:06 am | #

      I’ve wanted them to get back together ever since Walky got the good hair.

    • EntropyToaster
      EntropyToaster
      March 8, 2024 at 11:14 am | #

      I have wanted them to get back together since they broke up ;-;, genuinely my favourite relationship in the comic. I do kinda doubt it’s gonna happen but yknow I hold out hope.

      (I more actively just sincerely hope Walky and Lucy don’t get back together because I just really don’t have much interest in their storyline)

    • Allen Alberti
      Allen Alberti
      March 8, 2024 at 12:37 pm | #

      hard agree, i think they perfectly compliment each other.

    • anon
      anon
      March 8, 2024 at 6:47 pm | #

      i wouldn’t mind tho i can imagine them making helpful friends/confidants, unless they go the friends with benefits rouet

  4. brionl
    brionl
    March 8, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    “To whom it may concern, in re ‘Dat Ass!”

  5. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    March 8, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    I really needed a laugh right now.

    Thank you.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      March 8, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

      R.I.P. Akira Toriyama

      1955 — 2024

      • Lars
        Lars
        March 8, 2024 at 2:07 am | #

        Now he can golf with the Northern Kaio.

  6. CC
    CC
    March 8, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    … Oh please tell me they’re not at Galasso’s.

    • CC
      CC
      March 8, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

      “hey it’s been a while since I’ve posted, I wonder if I’ll get a new ava- GOD. DAMNIT.”

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        March 8, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

        There’s an article about Grav Roulette on the Walkypedia.

        https://walkypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Grav_Roulette

    • anon
      anon
      March 8, 2024 at 6:48 pm | #

      is them being there an issue? other than becky coming to their table and eavesdropping but she more or less wouldn’t care. or even like “you should get back with walky yourself so you’d be too busy to spend time with joyce” lol

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      March 8, 2024 at 11:48 pm | #

      probably not. The walls, glasses/cups, and lights are all different. unrelated, the lamp moves a little in panel 4 today, but is back in it’s original position in panel 5. I bet they’re being eavesdropped on. or its haunted.

  7. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    March 8, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    Someone put Dorothy on Pyre or something else low pressure she can successfully accomplish.

    • GLaDOS
      GLaDOS
      March 8, 2024 at 11:50 am | #

      For a moment I thought you were talking about giving her some of that psychic explosive that goes off if you think at it the right way, but that’s spelt PyrE.

      • NickG
        NickG
        March 8, 2024 at 3:04 pm | #

        Raidah I kill you deadly.

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      March 8, 2024 at 11:51 pm | #

      Unpacking!

  8. Suet
    Suet
    March 8, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    Classic Dorothy, ever the agent (of chaos)

    Guess this is her brand of selfish true and true, and not acting on any hots for him

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      March 8, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      Did you mean “selfless through and through” or am I not getting something?

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        March 8, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

        If Suet didn’t mean selfish, I mean it. Dorothy has never had a problem doing the thing that served her purposes, she has always had a problem with recognizing that’s what she was doing. She thinks she’s doing things for other people.

        She wants someone to think she can solve their problems for them. Whether or not Walky and Lucy get back together isn’t for her to decide or orchestrate. If it’s something that Walky and Lucy decide to try, then it’s up to them to do it. Dorothy’s not the “team mom”.

        • Jeremiah
          Jeremiah
          March 8, 2024 at 1:59 am | #

          I do think Dorothy genuinely want to be helpful and make things better for others, the issue being that she made that part of her entire sense of self, so she doesn’t really know what to do with herself when she is struggling so much mentally that isn’t trying to help, wherever or not she knows how to effectively do that at the moment.

          • StClair
            StClair
            March 8, 2024 at 2:13 am | #

            Agreed.
            IMO, Dorothy defines herself entirely by her present or future utility to others, and very much needs to figure out who she is if/when she isn’t either solving someone’s problems, or working to put herself in a position to solve more people’s problems. I have a terrible suspicion that if you were somehow able to compel an answer from her, ala magic lasso or similar, it would be “no one/nothing.”

            • Chubsius
              Chubsius
              March 8, 2024 at 7:45 am | #

              I like that analysis. I agree, Dorothy doesn’t think she’s good/worthwhile unless she’s useful.

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            March 8, 2024 at 11:34 am | #

            Her kind of being helpful to others is to decide to make their decisions for them. It’s how she likes to see herself, as knowing what’s best for other people, even better than they know themselves, every time.

            She often doesn’t ask if someone needs help, or what she can do to help. She makes someone her project to manage. It’s not the worst character flaw, but its not great, especially for people who overestimate her competence. And it’s lead to a dynamic between her and Joyce, and her and Walky, that they’re having trouble breaking.

        • Mark
          Mark
          March 8, 2024 at 7:01 am | #

          Or perhaps she cares about Walky and wants him to be happy, and if she can’t be The One so be it. Only, when she tries to think in this space, she has terrible ideas.

  9. Decidedly Orthogonal
    Decidedly Orthogonal
    March 8, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    Also, maybe it’s just me, but it seems like Lucy and Walky might grow more from this by *not* getting back together. Specifically in ways that are better for them.

    • Vanessa
      Vanessa
      March 8, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

      Agree. They should both move on.

  10. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    March 8, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    Dotty no. Hilariously, this is the first time in this arc I’ve felt the need to say that, but like girl, really…. Learn something, don’t just repeat the same mistakes, you know?

  11. Nono
    Nono
    March 8, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    A hypnotic butt sounds like a very specific superpower.

  12. Animedingo
    Animedingo
    March 8, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    Dorothy no

    Bad dorothy

    • Vanessa
      Vanessa
      March 8, 2024 at 11:53 pm | #

      Down Dorothy

  13. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    March 8, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    Lucy and Dorothy have a weird habit of trying to repair relationships that need to die.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      March 8, 2024 at 12:30 am | #

      Makes sense, at least in Dorothy’s case; Attempting to repair hopelessly broken structures that really ought to be put out of their misery outright is pretty much Democratic Politics 101.

  14. Anon A Mouse
    Anon A Mouse
    March 8, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    At least she seems to be de-stressed enough to be more self-aware about her intentions. Honestly, I hope Walky tells her he needs to work it out himself because he really does. He seems thoughtful enough at the moment to see how having Dotty involved in more “shenanigans” might be bad in this case.

    • Vanessa
      Vanessa
      March 8, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

      Maybe he and Dotty could pretend to date…. Haha I sure hope not.

  15. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    March 8, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

    He actually wants to get back with Lucy? Yikes.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      March 8, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

      Remember that he never wanted to end it with Lucy.
      He’s also only MOSTLY sure it’s over.

  16. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    March 8, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

    Want to bet that Dorothy’s 7 part plan to end World Poverty has no proviso for one of the two political parties wanting to block her because it would feed poor people?

    Dot: But…why would you stop good at no cost?

    Senator Toedad Brother: BWhahahahahahaha!

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      March 8, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

      One wants to block it, the other doesn’t want to *do* it. There’s kind of a paucity of actually people and public good parties in the US. And Canada isn’t too far behind.

      • deliverything
        deliverything
        March 8, 2024 at 4:07 am | #

        Not an American, but i can’t help wondering sometimes if it’s all intentional: the Democrats can draft bills to do good things the government don’t actually want to pay for, and the Republicans helpfully block it so they don’t have to go through with it, and the Republicans blame the Democrats for the problems they themselves are ensuring continue (and are sometimes adding to), confident that their voters will never doublecheck (other than, of course, those who prefer the poor unhelped)…
        …and, due to the people believing the Republican claims, along with the flawed US electoral system, the Democrats don’t need to actually be good; they merely need to appear less evil than their opponents. And so both parties remain in a stable system of their own design.

        But maybe I’m being too cynical? Then again, I’m not sure it makes a difference whether the results are intentional or if it just worked out that way.

        • deliverything
          deliverything
          March 8, 2024 at 4:09 am | #

          On second thought: David Willis, please feel free to delete the above comment (and this one) if you think it might lead to arguments or whatever. I’m not in a good headspace to judge right now.
          Still, at least the Malaya avatar seems fitting for my current negativity.

        • eh, whatever
          eh, whatever
          March 8, 2024 at 5:07 am | #

          To be intentional, it’d need to be a conspiracy with way too many members. No, it’s an outcome of the Founders being in total denial about parties.

          • deliverything
            deliverything
            March 8, 2024 at 6:08 am | #

            Well, Washington apparently was opposed to political parties, and is quoted as saying “However [political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion.”

            I really only came back to say, though, that conspiracy theory or not, it wasn’t meant as one of those “both sides” things. Even if the Democrats aren’t good, per se, they at least seem less bad in practice. Maybe America can work toward a better way somehow, but that can be done while simultaneously voting blue as long as there are no better options.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              March 8, 2024 at 9:27 am | #

              The Founding Fathers were all generally opposed to political parties, but they then created a system that inevitably led to their rise. Most of them split off into factions within the first few election cycles – because it works.

              • Clif
                Clif
                March 8, 2024 at 12:07 pm | #

                Very much this.

                A lot of the bad effects could be mitigated with instant runoff preferential voting so that you wouldn’t be “wasting your vote” by voting first for what you actually prefer, but it would weaken the existing dominant political parties and so it will never actually happen.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  March 8, 2024 at 1:03 pm | #

                  Some of the bad effects. I honestly doubt it would have much effect really.
                  It would mitigate the spoiler effects, which would be good, but it wouldn’t lead to an overthrow of the basic two party system.
                  Major parties might have to shift positions a little more to accommodate more voters?

        • Mark
          Mark
          March 8, 2024 at 7:11 am | #

          Thing is: the model that you offer here is, from the outside, indistinguishable from both sides being sincere. So the only thing to do is “try stuff until something works, and then you’ll know which was true.”

          Thanks for the Washington quote, BTW. I’ve been aware of his position in a general way for years, but it’s good to have the full thought before me.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            March 8, 2024 at 9:53 am | #

            This model also has the disadvantage of assuming the group that is really just blatantly obviously evil is really no worse than the other side, so if the model isn’t correct, things get really bad.

            • Clif
              Clif
              March 8, 2024 at 12:15 pm | #

              Mark, it’s possible to be completely sincere and still be very much evil.

        • spriteless aunty
          spriteless aunty
          March 8, 2024 at 1:02 pm | #

          I don’t think it’s on purpose, but it is stable.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            March 8, 2024 at 1:12 pm | #

            If we’d stop reacting to Democrats not fixing everything in the first 2 years after a disastrous Republican term by re-electing Republicans, maybe we could actually make some progress.

            • Mark
              Mark
              March 8, 2024 at 7:32 pm | #

              +1

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      March 8, 2024 at 3:16 am | #

      She’d capitulate on everything and send them the exact bill they’ve spent years screaming for, only for said bill to die because passing it would make her look good. (And if it passes, they lose one of their scapegoats. If it doesn’t pass, they can blame her for not doing anything about the problem the bill supposedly addresses.)

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        March 8, 2024 at 9:30 am | #

        That’s absurd. Surely, even if a party was manipulative enough to try something like that, their voters would recognize the ploy and reject them for it?

        • C.T. Phipps
          C.T. Phipps
          March 8, 2024 at 12:08 pm | #

          I mean, that’s crazier than all the power hungry jerks rallying behind one single incompetent sociopath.

        • Mark
          Mark
          March 8, 2024 at 7:34 pm | #

          Happening in the US Congress right now, and they even talk about it out loud.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            March 8, 2024 at 10:37 pm | #

            Such fools. Surely their voters will see what they’re doing and reject them?

  17. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    March 8, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    feels worse than wacky hijinks. 1. Dorothy’s full of shit sometimes. like now. 2. Lucy’s going to start to get the right idea. https://www.dumbingofage.com/preface-2/
    actually, I change my mind. Lucy’s obnoxious, but she’s better than this situation and needs to see it. And Dorothy still hasn’t figured out she doesn’t know what’s best for everyone to do. I hope Lucy is frank with her.

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      March 8, 2024 at 12:21 am | #

      And that’s going to be a big problem, how is Lucy going to do it the way she tells him?
      The truth is that if he dares to confront her abruptly, it would be the most shameless thing Lucy could do.

      • Coatl
        Coatl
        March 8, 2024 at 12:32 am | #

        *if she dares.

    • Samniel
      Samniel
      March 8, 2024 at 12:36 am | #

      Yeah, that’s a pretty big thing, Lucy’s already seen Walky didn’t seek her out of his own will, and now his ex is saying “No, you have to take him back and here’s why (1. So I don’t jump him myself because I’m starved for something that makes me feel I have control of my life)”?

      Lucy would be completely justified in telling them both to buzz off

      • Clif
        Clif
        March 8, 2024 at 3:44 am | #

        But are you underestimating the persuasive power of Walky’s butt?

        • deliverything
          deliverything
          March 8, 2024 at 4:15 am | #

          It might certainly offer a convincing rebuttal.

          • spriteless aunty
            spriteless aunty
            March 8, 2024 at 1:05 pm | #

            Should she look asskance to see it.

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      March 8, 2024 at 5:24 am | #

      I’m thinking Lucy didn’t drop Walky because of his lack of spine. I think she dropped him because she couldn’t control him.

    • VicMortimer
      VicMortimer
      March 8, 2024 at 7:39 am | #

      Nope, Walky is better than this situation, Lucy is not.
      Lucy is obnoxious and controlling, that whole situation happened in a church that she dragged Walky to, when he’s fundamentally a rational person who should have said no to her attempt to convert him. She wants to control him. She wants a pet boyfriend. She’s angry because he didn’t immediately tell her he loved her, when they’re ultimately fundamentally incompatible. It’s honestly better that they didn’t have sex, she’d have used that against him too.
      Walky should take Dorothy up on her earlier offer, they should go bang now.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        March 8, 2024 at 9:45 am | #

        Walky volunteered to go to church with her. She didn’t drag him or even suggest it.

      • Li
        Li
        March 8, 2024 at 10:31 am | #

        This sure is A Take, good grief. People are so irrationally vicious about Lucy.

        • Clif
          Clif
          March 8, 2024 at 12:20 pm | #

          Other people are irrational. Who knew?

          • Li
            Li
            March 8, 2024 at 4:31 pm | #

            Everyone’s irrational sometimes. Not everyone is irrationally vicious sometimes.

            Thankfully Lucy is fictional so particular irrational viciousness doesn’t hurt anyone, but I reserve the right to be incredulous about it haha. Like WOW what a target to pick.

            And I say that as someone who knows they’d probably find Lucy kind of grating IRL. I’d also know it wasn’t because she’s some sort of evil person, just that I find “trying too hard” to be particularly irritating. (I try not to make this other people’s problem, since giving people guff for trying too hard isn’t helpful.)

      • spriteless aunty
        spriteless aunty
        March 8, 2024 at 1:19 pm | #

        I think, like Bella in Twilight, she is manipulative, but not consciously. Being ruled by emotions and image can lead to narcissism though. So I see why she’s so triggering.
        But she seems to care about people too. She frets about niceness on surface level because to her, people’s actions belie their truth, not as though surface level is all that matters. So, that is a sign she is not narcistic. If I knew her irl, I could set a simple boundary, nothing that would truly hurt me, but something I have the right to set a boundary for, to see if she respects it. And I hope she would, she seems nice and easy to hang around.
        But she’s a fictional character, so no empirical tests for us! We shall see if she is on her way to becoming a dark-triad bad boss-girl, or a cheery if bland and flawed individual, or something else.

      • Username Taken
        Username Taken
        March 8, 2024 at 3:37 pm | #

        Is this satire? I can’t tell with this comment section sometimes.

        • Li
          Li
          March 8, 2024 at 4:26 pm | #

          I wish I could believe it was satire.

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      March 8, 2024 at 11:55 am | #

      I think Dorothy has sort of had that revelation already, but is still in the process of actually applying it to her behavior. Sort of like how Joyce still has a million “fundie hang-ups” despite being staunchly atheist now!

  18. Masumi
    Masumi
    March 8, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

    Dorothy, stahp! Less solving things, more being selfish! Now is the time!

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      March 8, 2024 at 2:03 am | #

      Remember that the last time Dorothy made the decision to try to act selfishly, it immediately blow up in her face.

      • Masumi
        Masumi
        March 8, 2024 at 2:11 am | #

        True. But that was not the time. And a result of her not being selfish earlier in the same way she is currently not being selfish.

        I just want her to catch a break honestly.

        • Jeremiah
          Jeremiah
          March 8, 2024 at 3:38 am | #

          We all want that. But first she must let herself catch it.

  19. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    March 8, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

    Nothing to do with the comic but RIP to the Legend, Toriyama Sensei!

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      March 8, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

      No idea who that is, but clearly you do and care. I offer sympathy via light physical contact.

      • Derek
        Derek
        March 8, 2024 at 12:20 am | #

        He was the author of Dragon Ball and thus influenced the childhood of a lot of us

        • Mr D phone posting
          Mr D phone posting
          March 8, 2024 at 3:09 am | #

          The entirety of Latin America is going to riot over this.

          • zee
            zee
            March 8, 2024 at 11:52 am | #

            And most of the black community. Rip to a legend

            • Da Boy
              Da Boy
              March 8, 2024 at 12:07 pm | #

              Same with Poland, people of my generation loved that adventurous slug fest. May he rest in peace.

        • VicMortimer
          VicMortimer
          March 8, 2024 at 8:11 am | #

          Sorry for your loss. I’m sure he was a good person.

          Also, that has to be the worst cartoon I’ve ever seen. When I was working in a nightclub one of the other staff people insisted on putting it on the TV when it was slow. All I remember was screaming and horrible animation with lots of strobe effects. Oh, and I think one character was supposed to be a militant vegetarian or something.
          The cartoons of my childhood weren’t all great, some were objectively bad, but that’s a whole different level of awful.

          • zee
            zee
            March 8, 2024 at 12:02 pm | #

            That’s certainly…a thing to say on someone’s memorial post.
            I mean most db fans are willing to admit that Z and onwards aren’t great, especially compared to other shounen but it was still incredibly influential and important to a lot of people. And the original Dragon Ball journey to the west parody/retelling with a twist was nothing short of an incredible story and comedy(par some things that aged poorly, bc 80s) with great fight choreography. Both invented new tropes and methods within the genre.

            Above all, I know I’m not gonna change your mind on this and I don’t particularly want to. Just. Come on man. You don’t go to a memorial and rant about how much you hated the deceased’s art. This is disrespectful to the grieving.

            • Clif
              Clif
              March 8, 2024 at 12:26 pm | #

              Hey Willis, if the timing works out and you should die first, can I come to your funeral and rant about how your artwork contributed to the decline of western civilization?

          • Mturtle7
            Mturtle7
            March 8, 2024 at 12:30 pm | #

            I’ve always had the same sort of weird mixed feelings towards Akira Toriyama that I’ve had towards, say, Jim Davis (of “Garfield” fame). I don’t actually like their comics all that much, and I REALLY don’t like how they influenced their respective genres. And yet…they were DEDICATED to their work, were INCREDIBLY good at making money and reaching a wide audience with it, and influenced SO MANY later works that I can’t exactly deny that many of my favorite series today wouldn’t exist without them. Also, by all accounts, both extremely nice people! So, yeah, I’ll mourn the death of a legend along with everybody else. RIP Toriyama Sensei.

            • zee
              zee
              March 8, 2024 at 1:39 pm | #

              Not to harp on a point too much but see, if you have to bring up your more negative feelings about a creators work in a time of grieving (the dead aren’t above reproach afterall) THIS is how you do it. Not “oh well rip to that guy but damn he made some GARBAGE, like the worst shit ive ever seen.” I can tell you were trying to be respectful and as a fan (and major critic of DBZ and DBS don’t get me wrong) I appreciate it.

        • spriteless aunty
          spriteless aunty
          March 8, 2024 at 1:25 pm | #

          He also did the character designs for Chrono Trigger and Dragon Quest (including most of the monsters still in use).

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        March 8, 2024 at 12:20 am | #

        The creator of Dragon Ball and most, if not all, of its associated spin-offs and sequels across different forms of media.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      March 8, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

      The sheer impact Dragon Ball had on media is immeasurable. He will be missed.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      March 8, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

      RIP AKIRA TORIYAMA 😭😭😭

      Happiest childhood memories you have made, I thank you eternally.

      Make King Kai laugh. o7

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        March 8, 2024 at 8:26 pm | #

        I used to watch dragon ball on new years eve. once it was like little goku running around with a tail and the red ribbon army.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      March 8, 2024 at 12:31 am | #

      I still don’t want to believe it.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        March 8, 2024 at 12:21 pm | #

        Me neither. I’m just… absolutely devastated 😖😖😖😭😭😭

        *plays “A Grim Fate” from Dragon Ball Z Soundtrack CD*

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      March 8, 2024 at 1:37 am | #

      I was so sudden, I’ve know now..

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      March 9, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

      I shocked too. You’re not alone in your grief, Yotomoe. May he rest in peace.

  20. shrub
    shrub
    March 8, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

    Well it appears she’s still arrogant and delusional enough to still want to president so that’s good

  21. RacingTurtle
    RacingTurtle
    March 8, 2024 at 12:19 am | #

    Doro-THY. Come on, bud.

    Are you still seeing your therapist? Are you lying to your therapist because you want to get a good grade in therapy, which is reasonable to want and possible to achieve?

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      March 8, 2024 at 2:04 am | #

      We all know she is.

      • Li
        Li
        March 8, 2024 at 10:35 am | #

        I mean we literally know she is, though not for this reason. She’s said she didn’t feel like she could be honest. She’s been afraid she’d be diagnosed with something that would pretty much end any chance she has of a career in politics.

        And even when the thing you’re holding back isn’t directly related to what you want therapy for, not being able to trust your therapist and having to constantly watch your words is not conductive to productive sessions.

      • Jeremiah
        Jeremiah
        March 8, 2024 at 12:06 pm | #

        Yes, that is what I mean.

        • Li
          Li
          March 8, 2024 at 4:33 pm | #

          Oh, sorry. Tone is so hard to judge! Also I was over tired when I made my first pass and while my intent was to NEUTRALLY remind folks of a detail, I think it might have come out as exasperation.

          No one human can remember every single thing that happens in a comic that’s been running for 13 years so far.

          • RacingTurtle
            RacingTurtle
            March 8, 2024 at 9:17 pm | #

            Case in point: I had, in fact, forgotten that we already knew this, and therefore knew exactly what Dorothy’s definition of a good grade in therapy is.

  22. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    March 8, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

    [Butts Disorder intensifies]

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      March 8, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

      *plays “Butts, Butts, Butts” from Bob’s Burgers Music Album*

    • anon
      anon
      March 8, 2024 at 6:46 pm | #

      https://questionablecontent.fandom.com/wiki/Butts_disease Butts disease!

      (Tho on a serious note showing his butt is prolly something that’d contribute to them not working out in the long run unless he tells lucy about his hesitation about sex and talking it out to take things slow lol)

  23. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    March 8, 2024 at 12:27 am | #

    I think Lucy now has a resistance to the Magic Butt

    • anon
      anon
      March 8, 2024 at 6:50 pm | #

      well it seemed to work the first time

      “also i saw your butt” https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-11/04-hompk/attheborder/

  24. M!a
    M!a
    March 8, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

    Dorothy god dammit **NO**.

  25. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    March 8, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

    I fucking love these two’s rapport. Like, it feels like practically any time the two are in a strip together, the dialogues really pops.

  26. Bwsab
    Bwsab
    March 8, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

    Agreed that they’ve changed, but they keep bringing out the best in each other. Walky existing gives Dorothy permission to calm down. Notice how Walky usually did his best for Lucy when in sight of Dorothy. (Remember how he didn’t get off the floor with Amber until Dorothy pointed out that he should. He had an excuse for why that was an otherwise good idea, but I still find the timing suspect.) Wally having someone who encoruages him to do his best and Dorothy having someone who givers her outlets for slowing down is GOOD for them. It doesn’t have to be a serious relationship. But them touching base with each other would be a really good thing for bother of them. And they can fuck. They really need to fuck.

    (At this rate, I’m predicting that Lucy gets them together. Lol)

    • Vanessa
      Vanessa
      March 9, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

      They are good friends. They are destined to get married in ten years after dating dozens of other people.

  27. Jo_cubstar
    Jo_cubstar
    March 8, 2024 at 12:29 am | #

    That’s the worst idea you’ve had Dorothy

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      March 8, 2024 at 9:58 am | #

      Nope, becoming a President was the worst, everything else is a little oops

    • anon
      anon
      March 8, 2024 at 6:51 pm | #

      i might trust dorothy to play matchmaker/have a plan in mind, it always backfired any time one of my acquaintances tried to setup a friend

  28. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    March 8, 2024 at 12:40 am | #

    ..Dotty, no.

  29. Coatl
    Coatl
    March 8, 2024 at 12:53 am | #

    While I’m glad to see that they can continue talking, that doesn’t mean things are settled.

    Dorothy continues with the insistence of putting together
    to Walky and Lucy again, however the boy has already shown that he has progressed, slowly, but he has and that is one of the things that Dorothy must understand…she will not always have the answers or solutions to help others .

    But I also remember her nightmare, besides Joyce, other people were there and among the dialogues, they say that Dorothy always has a solution for everything, because of that detail I have the feeling that she must have made a mistake before everything.

    And precisely because of this detail, I continue to insist that we have to know a little more about Dorothy’s past.

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      March 8, 2024 at 2:11 am | #

      I think at least part of it started with the incidents with Ryan, both times something terrible almost happened to two people she was close to, and she was right there and she couldn’t do a single thing about it. And of course there is the kidnapping, that as much as she did there I bet she constantly fell she could had done more, as unfair that is to herself.

  30. Aura
    Aura
    March 8, 2024 at 12:57 am | #

    Lotta butts disease going around right now 🤭

  31. BBCC
    BBCC
    March 8, 2024 at 1:12 am | #

    Dorothy has always loved his butt.

    Almost as much as she loves trying to take care of her friends when she doesn’t know how to take care of herself. Much like another character I love dearly.

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      March 8, 2024 at 2:13 am | #

      I remember there was a character who said that but I cannot put my finger on who it was.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        March 8, 2024 at 5:28 am | #

        Thinking back. Was it Amber?

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        March 9, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

        It was Princess Carolyn from Bojack Horseman.

  32. Nathan
    Nathan
    March 8, 2024 at 1:12 am | #

    I think this is the lowest my opinion of Dorothy has ever gotten. Get your own life together, Dotty!

  33. Bash
    Bash
    March 8, 2024 at 1:28 am | #

    I’m surprised Walky didn’t do better in the poll. Perhaps he’s just my type (physically).

    • Queezle
      Queezle
      March 8, 2024 at 2:11 am | #

      I was unable to participated in this particular poll. I think they are all reasonably good-looking people, but “hot” is just not a word that has meaning to me, if it does not refer to temperature. Just does not compute.

    • Nymph
      Nymph
      March 8, 2024 at 7:33 am | #

      It said “if you were answering as Joyce” and Joyce plainly doesn’t find Walky hot (in this universe) despite everyone’s personal opinions.

      • Queezle
        Queezle
        March 8, 2024 at 10:04 am | #

        This one does, but the one before this, which is finished now did not have the Joyce part.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        March 8, 2024 at 3:55 pm | #

        Both Walky and Joyce are on the record as finding the other physically attractive but are completely repulsed by each other’s personality in this universe.

      • John Campbell
        John Campbell
        March 8, 2024 at 9:43 pm | #

        That was not my takeaway from this incident.

    • anon
      anon
      March 8, 2024 at 6:53 pm | #

      well, it is ‘as joyce’, if she was attracted to him before it died off quickly when walky showed off his…walkyness to her (even tho they were together in that other au tho i never read too much into it so i just always assumed it ws more of a self insert for willis and his wife, with a few changes here and there) but i do see a sibling dynamic but she’s not as hostile towards him as jen /billie is lol

  34. adam Black
    adam Black
    March 8, 2024 at 1:38 am | #

    No Dorothy you can’t “fix this”.
    What you can do is Meddle. blindly Meddle with no regard for what is best for the other parties.

    Srs wtf. Would you want someone to refix you up with Danny after ending it?

    • anon
      anon
      March 8, 2024 at 6:54 pm | #

      i’m not sure how often a third party that’s a mutual acquaintance/friend has ever helped fix much, let alone an ex, but i’d imagine they’d want more time together even if lucy was willing to give another chance tho i don’t know if walky’s rly eager to get back together as well, i’m sure lucy wouldn’t mind another bf but nothing wrong with staying single, sometimes it’s more trouble than its wort

  35. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    March 8, 2024 at 1:43 am | #

    Joyce and Joe
    I think I’m entering my “Lewd Joyce” era.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      March 8, 2024 at 7:39 am | #

      Great draw.

      (Aren’t you always on Lewd Joyce era?)

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        March 8, 2024 at 9:14 am | #

        Naw I’m always on my lewd everyone else era.

    • zee
      zee
      March 8, 2024 at 12:07 pm | #

      Zoomer moment,, i know pog like poggers but i had to Google what pawg meant

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        March 8, 2024 at 12:29 pm | #

        I totally considered having Joyce say “is it like a pogchamp?” In that second panel. I just didn’t have space cuz I wanted to draw a butt

        • Mturtle7
          Mturtle7
          March 8, 2024 at 12:36 pm | #

          I also had to look it up, and then laughed for like five minutes straight. Well, played, Yotomoe, well played.

        • Clif
          Clif
          March 8, 2024 at 12:36 pm | #

          Your instincts are impressive young Yotomoe.

          Also your skills.

    • M!a
      M!a
      March 8, 2024 at 9:35 pm | #

      God dammit sorry for the flag Yoto! 😢

    • M!a
      M!a
      March 8, 2024 at 9:38 pm | #

      What I meant to do was say that your Joyce is just fucking adorable. ❤️

      Wonder if she’d fit in Billifer’s old cheerleader outfit for a little roleplay.

      You know, abstinence makes the hard go fondle her… or something like that 🤭

  36. staszu13
    staszu13
    March 8, 2024 at 1:52 am | #

    Dorothy’s evil grin last panel!

    • Clif
      Clif
      March 8, 2024 at 12:37 pm | #

      That’s happiness from being able to banter with Walky.

  37. Queezle
    Queezle
    March 8, 2024 at 2:18 am | #

    Dorothy needs to hang out with a friend without trying or wanting to “fix” stuff for them. She does not do it for them, but for her to feel like she has control over something. I am not sure of how much she is aware of this. She should really talk to a therapist.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      March 8, 2024 at 7:32 am | #

      She apparently has a therapist, did it never come up during sessions or maybe she is actively avoiding the subject?

      • Clif
        Clif
        March 8, 2024 at 12:42 pm | #

        Just think what she’d be like without a therapist.

        • Da Boy
          Da Boy
          March 8, 2024 at 1:35 pm | #

          A supervillain maybe… I’m thinking someone like Ozymandias…

  38. Erica
    Erica
    March 8, 2024 at 2:55 am | #

    This is the most mature I’ve ever seen Walky

    • Sharaku
      Sharaku
      March 8, 2024 at 5:00 am | #

      He’s been doing insanely well the past few days. Standing up to his mum, how he’s handled the Lucy breakup, and now this. Even his relationships with Amber and Sal are going well.

  39. AlexaSpuds
    AlexaSpuds
    March 8, 2024 at 3:29 am | #

    She needs to learn to be more selfish, especially since she knows she needs his comfort and help more than Lucy does

    • DashWallkick
      DashWallkick
      March 8, 2024 at 4:35 am | #

      She’s absolutely overcompensating for her weakness by solving problems in front of her without giving herself time to sit in the discomfort of not knowing what to do and ask the question sincerely. Wouldn’t be Dorothy if she didn’t respond to every personal problem by controlling something outside of herself.

  40. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    March 8, 2024 at 3:30 am | #

    Well damn, Walky being the mature one and not letting Dorothy try to fix something for validation. He’s not doing wacky sitcom hijinks to solve his problems. Our boy is growing up.

    • Spacie
      Spacie
      March 8, 2024 at 6:19 am | #

      Yeah it seems weird that Walky is being more sensible and Dorothy is the one coming up with goofy suggestions.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      March 8, 2024 at 7:00 am | #

      He tried hijinks and it, uh, didn’t turn out too well.

      • Clif
        Clif
        March 8, 2024 at 12:45 pm | #

        If wacky hijinks haven’t worked, it’s time to double down.

        Have rom coms taught you nothing?

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          March 8, 2024 at 4:06 pm | #

          I guess you get some kick out of following me around this comment section toeing the line of decency after the number of times I’ve told you to fuck off.

          • Clif
            Clif
            March 9, 2024 at 3:46 am | #

            I honestly have no idea what you are talking about. Looks like I made around 20ish mostly inane comments and the only one replying to you was the one above. If you’ve asked me to avoid replying to you before, I’ve missed it, but frequently don’t go back and read replies. If I remember, I’ll try not to make a whole bunch or replies to you, but will probably argue if I think you’re being wrong on the Internet. Sorry for rubbing you the wrong way.

    • anon
      anon
      March 8, 2024 at 6:59 pm | #

      it didn’t rly work out the last time but has he actually shown any inkling of walky actually wanting to give it another shot? considering dorothy pushed walky in lucy’s direction before, if she finds out “dorothy gave me advice” or so i imagine it wouldn’t feel/look good to lucy’s end

  41. RocketRelm
    RocketRelm
    March 8, 2024 at 6:19 am | #

    I wonder what the conversation before this was like, and in particular, if Walky “wants” to be back in a relationship with that other girl. I’m fairly sure that he wants to be friends with her still, but Walky never seemed especially into the relationship part.

  42. Spacie
    Spacie
    March 8, 2024 at 6:22 am | #

    I wonder if Dorothy might suggest Walky stand outside below Lucy’s window and hold up a boom box.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      March 8, 2024 at 7:30 am | #

      She’s probably too young for that idea. A laptop with maybe external loud-speakers?

      • Clif
        Clif
        March 8, 2024 at 12:52 pm | #

        If you are going that route, you should use advanced Ruttech audiovisual technology. Enlist Carla’s help by suggesting that would prove her superiority and let her “own” you.

        • Da Boy
          Da Boy
          March 8, 2024 at 1:27 pm | #

          Oh that’s a bad bad idea, Carla will roll up with a sound system that will blast the paint off the walls.

    • M!a
      M!a
      March 8, 2024 at 9:42 pm | #

      */me plays Peter Gabriel over the hacked muzak*

  43. torrent29
    torrent29
    March 8, 2024 at 6:30 am | #

    Don’t do some grand gesture, just tell her that you like her and apologize. I also think that at some point her brother might talk some sense into her that she pushed things very fast. Personally I did like the Walky + Lucy couple.

    • Mark
      Mark
      March 8, 2024 at 7:24 am | #

      Hear, hear! Less guessing; more talking and listening.

      Lyle’s best role might be to talk with both of them together, as a neutral facilitator.

      • Clif
        Clif
        March 8, 2024 at 12:54 pm | #

        On the other hand, Dorothy’s right in front of you. Nothing wrong about getting clarification on where you and Lucy stand first, but why settle?

  44. Nicoleandmaggie
    Nicoleandmaggie
    March 8, 2024 at 6:50 am | #

    Argh. Dorothy stop meddling!

    • Nicoleandmaggie
      Nicoleandmaggie
      March 8, 2024 at 6:50 am | #

      I was such an idiot in college.

      • Weatherheight
        Weatherheight
        March 8, 2024 at 8:30 am | #

        So many of us were.
        You endured – hopefully, you got better and it’s not keeping you up nights now.
        May you be at peace.

        • nicoleandmaggie
          nicoleandmaggie
          March 8, 2024 at 12:28 pm | #

          Haha, no. Middle age brings a lot of peace.

          • Clif
            Clif
            March 8, 2024 at 12:59 pm | #

            Meh. I’m pretty much the same idiot I was in college. Less energy, more experience to draw on and more freedom post retirement. But not radically different.

            Not sure if this is arrested development or not messing with near perfection.

  45. Big Z
    Big Z
    March 8, 2024 at 7:02 am | #

    “Walky being the voice of calm reason, repeatedly” is awfully close to Dorothy hitting rock bottom, IMHO.

    • Clif
      Clif
      March 8, 2024 at 1:00 pm | #

      Interesting. How so?

  46. Nothri
    Nothri
    March 8, 2024 at 7:14 am | #

    “Also if I do this for you then your butt owes me a favor. It’s the centerpiece of part three of my poverty solution.”

    • Mark
      Mark
      March 8, 2024 at 7:25 am | #

      As with all politicians who “have a plan,” I want to know the details before I buy in.

      • Clif
        Clif
        March 8, 2024 at 1:04 pm | #

        Well, okay, but to understand it you have to read her opus on Walky’s butt first.

  47. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    March 8, 2024 at 7:41 am | #

    Raidah kicking her dreams, Walky left her, her losing Joyce to Joe…

    Dear Buddah, when I thought Dorothy reached rock bottom, she starts to drill it! What will be her end??
    I thought karaoke scene could be, at least, some type of carthasis…

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      March 8, 2024 at 11:09 am | #

      she still hasn’t shaved her head (figuratively or literally).

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        March 9, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

        Omg that Grav combined with that comment is hilarious

        (For the sake of posterity, at the time this comment was posted HueSatLight was using a Grav of Dorothy with a shaved head and six dots on her forehead like Krillin)

        • Amós Batista
          Amós Batista
          March 9, 2024 at 6:19 am | #

          OMG, Hue, what have I done???

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      March 8, 2024 at 12:57 pm | #

      Her “end” doesn’t really exist, because contrary to what Walky and many others are assuming, I don’t think this is just a “phase” where Dorothy mopes around for a while, and then suddenly returns to normal! When Raidah kicked her dreams, it triggered a cascade of real, genuine, EPIPHANIES for Dorothy – the type that can cause PERMANENT changes in a person.

      Dorothy is kind of a mess now, and she will continue to be kind of a mess in various ways. She’s being selfish, crass, and inconsiderate, and will continue to be selfish, crass, and inconsiderate to lots of different people in lots of different situations. And she will never have the same confidence in her presidential career path that she had before, ever again. BUT, as evidenced here, she’ll continue to want to help people. She’ll continue to want to solve big problems for other people, and default to highly formal and methodical solutions. She’ll continue to be overprepared for many situations, and prone to excessive spreadsheeting and scheduling. Those things can all co-exist! And that’s totally OK. This isn’t some sort of temporary Anti-Dorothy we’re seeing, it’s just New Dorothy, and personally, I think she’s a pretty decent gal.

      • Mark
        Mark
        March 8, 2024 at 7:48 pm | #

        Dorothy: ever considered a career in software engineering?

      • Coatl
        Coatl
        March 8, 2024 at 10:51 pm | #

        When you say she’s selfish, rude, and inconsiderate… are you saying that because of the way she approaches people wanting to help them?

  48. Hof1991
    Hof1991
    March 8, 2024 at 9:39 am | #

    Wait. Someone would frown on Walky’s butt.

    Here’s The Butt song by one of my favorites, John Gorka. https://youtu.be/SUlkgWl0q-g?si=bCVCqOghXcGgGuY3

    • hatman
      hatman
      March 8, 2024 at 9:46 am | #

      I would frown in admiration.

  49. zims
    zims
    March 8, 2024 at 10:10 am | #

    Dorothy, you idiot. Someone having a problem in your vicinity doesn’t oblige you to resolve it. Stay in your lane. Or better yet, invite Walky into your lane and be his rebound hookup, solve both your problems! Walky, don’t fall into the zany hijinks trap, you’ve been doing so well on the path to maturity.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      March 8, 2024 at 1:06 pm | #

      I think she did the latter when she kissed him right before this conversation. Didn’t work out.

      • Odo
        Odo
        March 8, 2024 at 1:56 pm | #

        It seems like it might have worked out all right, or at least Dorothy has salvaged the situation. She is having lunch with him and complimenting his ass

      • Clif
        Clif
        March 8, 2024 at 3:30 pm | #

        Didn’t work out yet. He still doesn’t know if he’s broken up with Lucy or not.

  50. cf
    cf
    March 8, 2024 at 11:16 am | #

    DoA’s been real thirsty lately

    can’t complain

  51. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    March 8, 2024 at 11:40 am | #

    Just thinking about “My Butt has a Fever”, and how the only characters in DoA I remember dancing are the two who were homeschooled fundamentalists, and their dance pretty provocative.

  52. Handley Ramirez
    Handley Ramirez
    March 8, 2024 at 11:58 am | #

    I hereby certify and recommend dat ass of one David Walkerton….

    • Handley Ramirez
      Handley Ramirez
      March 8, 2024 at 11:58 am | #

      I forgot “To Whom It May Concern:”

      Gotta keep it formal.

  53. Yakumo
    Yakumo
    March 8, 2024 at 1:24 pm | #

    Yeah, where ever else Walkie may be right now, I don’t see him forgetting that advice from Dorothy came up in the breakup(ish) exchange and was NOT well received.

    I know it’s just old now, Dorothy, but listen to Paul in the Beatles. Let it Be.

  54. Odo
    Odo
    March 8, 2024 at 1:53 pm | #

    This is how Dorothy does seduction. Multiple drafts and footnotes.

  55. Taffy
    Taffy
    March 8, 2024 at 2:14 pm | #

    Ha! Buttcheeks.

  56. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    March 8, 2024 at 5:05 pm | #

    Oh Dorothy. You sad, complex woman, a little self-destructive and with a strong aspiration to martyrdom. I like Walky and Lucy together, but I hope someone stops her. What she wants to do is too absurd.

  57. Yeet
    Yeet
    March 8, 2024 at 5:29 pm | #

    man
    this story is hitting me in the real life events
    anyway dorothy no even though it’s well-intended

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