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June 14, 2026

Zig-zaggin’

by David M Willis on May 29, 2024 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – For Me It Was Tuesday
└ Tags: dorothy, walky

Discussion (229) ¬

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  1. quark
    quark
    May 29, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    …the hoodie stays on?????

    • Switchchris26
      Switchchris26
      May 29, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

      The hoodie is probably a decent part of his appeal to dorothy lol, the laid back nature that makes them a good couple.

      • Odo
        Odo
        May 29, 2024 at 1:21 am | #

        I would think the hoodie (and shirt) is also part of his appeal… a body like sculpted caramel and all that

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      May 29, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

      ‘Parently, everything did. The horn was greater than… something.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      May 29, 2024 at 12:11 am | #

      She wants to be sure that it will smell like her till Walky cleans it next, which knowing him will be when the Sun finally consumes the Earth and washes the grime away nuclear fire.

    • zee
      zee
      May 29, 2024 at 11:18 am | #

      That’s how you know they were horny. Pure efficiency, no unnecessary stripping. Any%

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        May 29, 2024 at 7:06 pm | #

        Not glitchless, though. Around the 4:13 mark, she did perform a tricky maneuver that required a jump cancel and the arrow duplication exploit.(they’re running the 1.80 version, before that got patched out)

    • Bleuryder
      Bleuryder
      May 29, 2024 at 12:12 pm | #

      I mean, it’s called a quickie for a reason.

    • Ed Rhodes
      Ed Rhodes
      May 29, 2024 at 9:14 pm | #

      It looks like EVERYTHING stayed on!

  2. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    May 29, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    Speak of the devil, there’s Dorothy! XD

  3. Doopyboop
    Doopyboop
    May 29, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    Man. I. really don’t think this was a good choice for them. But yada yada ‘it’s called dumbing of age’ so… might as well see what’s gonna happen.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      May 29, 2024 at 7:39 am | #

      Panel 4 and 5 Walky seem to indicate that he agrees with you.

  4. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    May 29, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    Twin fuck synergy is real! I think maybe they were off by a few minutes though.

    • Casi
      Casi
      May 29, 2024 at 2:31 am | #

      i think if there was that much walkerton sex going on at the same time, i think the universe would explode

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        May 29, 2024 at 2:45 am | #

        Thank goodness Walky’s a procrastinator.

  5. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    May 29, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    DYW has clearly gotten tired of trying to cleverly censor his work and as such the clothes are staying on in all future sex scenes.

    • Mark
      Mark
      May 29, 2024 at 6:53 am | #

      Aw, they were in a hurry!

  6. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    May 29, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    I assume this means her phone was safely recovered, then?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 29, 2024 at 2:46 am | #

      Did you give it back?

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        May 29, 2024 at 11:10 am | #

        Yee.

        Also, you said you work in television, right?

        Count yourself lucky that a majority of viewers don’t have to interact with content on the screen. 😵👩‍💻

  7. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    May 29, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    Slow and Personalized: Another Dumbing of Age Pornographique

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      May 29, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

      Yup. I don’t think it is a coincidence that we are getting both Walkertons fucking back to back.

      • Thor
        Thor
        May 29, 2024 at 2:02 am | #

        Figuratively, of course.

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      May 29, 2024 at 1:23 am | #

      As I said elsewhere, Willis has an opportunity to pull a real Steamed Hams on his Slipshine customers

      “But what if I were to edit portions of Walky Performs a Sex and release it as a new Slipshine? Delightfully devilish, David.”

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        May 29, 2024 at 6:52 pm | #

        Or slide in panels from other Walky and Dorothy Slipshines.

  8. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    May 29, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    Aw, jeez, Walky.

  9. Blume
    Blume
    May 29, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    WOWZA

  10. Nono
    Nono
    May 29, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    They don’t have long hair so the clothes stay on.

  11. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    May 29, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

    Slipshine mode: engaged

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      May 29, 2024 at 7:45 am | #

      Well, now! Sal+Dan fuckin’ = done. And, bonus: Dor+Wal fuckin’ done. So we are cleared for Joy+Joe fuckin’!

      • TrueVCU
        TrueVCU
        May 29, 2024 at 4:31 pm | #

        JoyJoe: A Very Modest Fuckening

  12. Animedingo
    Animedingo
    May 29, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

    That hoodie has in fact not been washed since the last time they fucked

  13. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    May 29, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    I’m sure they’re both mature enough that this won’t cause problems.

    • pope suburban
      pope suburban
      May 29, 2024 at 12:41 am | #

      I mean… I actually think that’s a possibility. Dorothy is finally being honest about her wants and how lost she feels, and Walky has been working on himself as a person and is untangling what’s expected of him from what is good for him. And while I never super warmed to Lucy, she seems to be growing and asserting herself wonderfully, as witness her interaction with Jacob (who I think would be a great partner for her now that she’s less happily ever after). There’s a good chance this works out. And I’m interested to see the conversations between Dorothy and Joyce about this, and about sex/romance in general.

      • Bash
        Bash
        May 29, 2024 at 1:44 am | #

        I worry that Dorothy is going to paper over the time they were broken up with “we’re back together now, what does it matter.” But it was a formative time for Walky and it matters very much to him.

      • Aslan
        Aslan
        May 29, 2024 at 9:11 am | #

        Idk, I feel like his hesitation was more about Amber than Lucy

        • Rook
          Rook
          May 29, 2024 at 9:49 am | #

          That might be so but I feel he burned his bridges with Amber and Lucy (for that mater).
          Also, this kind of makes me wonder how he is doing in school this semester. Last semester, Amber hacked into the school system and changed his grades, she indicated she won’t do it again.

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            May 29, 2024 at 10:50 am | #

            Walky told his parents during the fake girlfriend dinner that he was doing better. He’s probably fine academically at least to the point of not having to overly worry about it.

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            May 29, 2024 at 9:21 pm | #

            AG offered to help him, and set up timers on his phone to help him stay on track. That’s what got him through the rest of fall semester. Only a few weeks into Spring semester, so we don’t know if it’s still helping his study habits.

          • Johan
            Johan
            June 1, 2024 at 12:55 am | #

            It’s been like… 3 weeks?

      • Johnny Posadas
        Johnny Posadas
        May 29, 2024 at 12:14 pm | #

        Lucy is extremely checklist, she’s even revised-from-being-into-joyce checklist

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      May 29, 2024 at 12:49 am | #

      They’ve already been through too much, it’s time for them to have some good times.

  14. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    May 29, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    So, JoJo got nekid and didn’t. They did it, but fully clothed.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 29, 2024 at 2:49 am | #

      Almost naked.

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/borrow-3/

  15. Pocky
    Pocky
    May 29, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    aside from the obvious comfortableness of the situation here

    those lines do not make me feel like good things will happy to our heroes. . .

    • gears
      gears
      May 29, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

      She owes him an apology.

      • Bash
        Bash
        May 29, 2024 at 1:42 am | #

        I actually think that is the exact opposite of what he needs. If she apologizes then he’ll just say “don’t worry about it,” and Dorothy will assume everything is fine. He needs a chance to talk about what happened and how he feels. Not one party apologizing to the other.

        • eh, whatever
          eh, whatever
          May 29, 2024 at 5:07 am | #

          Bingo. He’d recognize any apology as a ritual and treat it as such.

          • Bash
            Bash
            May 29, 2024 at 12:30 pm | #

            Especially since he was never that mad about what happened. An apology would just feel awkward to him and he would complete his part of the ritual without much thought.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        May 29, 2024 at 9:27 pm | #

        For what it’s worth, there’s an unused strip for May 16th, in which Walky is uncharacteristically forthright, and she apologizes. what for? I guess you’ll all have to join the patreon to find out.

    • Animedingo
      Animedingo
      May 29, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

      Walky is essentially doing her a favor here. And using the opportunity himself to let off some stress

      Dont forget when she showed up he asked- Is that lucy?

      • Coatl
        Coatl
        May 29, 2024 at 12:26 am | #

        true

  16. Marvelman
    Marvelman
    May 29, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    Are Walky and Lucy broken up? Was it intended to be ambiguous?

    • CMasta1992
      CMasta1992
      May 29, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

      It was a Lucy side splitting so I think that’s more likely of a break to stick than if it had been Walky side.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      May 29, 2024 at 12:16 am | #

      That’s not a problem, don’t worry too much.

      • clif
        clif
        May 29, 2024 at 3:17 am | #

        Sure, what’s another ticking drama bomb compared to the joy of one of my favorite ships returning to port?

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      May 29, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

      Well, it’s ambiguous now.

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      May 29, 2024 at 12:20 am | #

      It was entirely unambiguous. Walky’s ass got dumped.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        May 29, 2024 at 2:52 am | #

        The rest of him, too.

    • SvenTS
      SvenTS
      May 29, 2024 at 12:22 am | #

      Is there a world where ‘This relationship is one-sided.’ ‘I need to be brave enough to know I deserve better.’ walking away and then nothing but bare acknowledgements of existence *isn’t* perceived by both of them as a break up? Sure, I guess for dramatic comedy that might be the case.

      But anyone upset at Walky taking all of that as ‘we’re over’ is doing it to themself. That’s a pretty clear through line.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      May 29, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

      People keep asking if they’re broken up and I really struggle to understand why? Lucy has essentially completely shut him out. I’d feel bad for Walky if they were still considered together because his “girlfriend” gaslight him so hard he went and fucked another girl.

      • BorkBorkBork
        BorkBorkBork
        May 29, 2024 at 1:11 am | #

        Because the magic words were never said. She said that he didn’t stand up for her to his parents, fuck you, I need to be brave enough to know when I deserve better, and see you at math tomorrow. None of those words are “we’re done.” Since then, she’s been perfectly friendly and cordial to Walky, saying that it’s nice to see him, communicating when she’ll see him next.

        You can *assume* from the context that they’re over, but realistically it’s been, what, two days? We’re on Tuesday, right? You can’t simply assume that leaving after a fight equals being broken up.

        She could just as easily stop by his dorm later that night, thank him for giving her some space while she prioritized herself and her own self-worth, and pop in a superhero flick.

        This is how you get “WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!” Clear communication.

        • Bash
          Bash
          May 29, 2024 at 1:40 am | #

          I thought the first paragraph was implying that they were broken up. She said all the breakup stuff. She is acting like a friendly ex.

          But then you said it’s just a fight and she needs to further clarify her position. Now I understand that Walky is bad at taking hints, but as readers surely we can assume they’re over?

          • BorkBorkBork
            BorkBorkBork
            May 29, 2024 at 10:29 am | #

            The point is, communication. It didn’t happen.

            Two people can date once or twice, but until they have a conversation of “So, are we then a couple?” it’s not official. They may ASSUME that they’re both exclusively dating each other, and if both make the assumption they are de facto a couple. But if one makes the assumption, and the other is just having fun, they’re not.

            The same thing goes for when they aren’t a couple. You’re talking about “implying” they were broken up and that Walky is “bad about taking hints” and can’t we “assume they’re over?” That’s all highlighting that no real communication happened. And internally, Walky’s not yet decided that he’s broken up with Lucy. He defended her to his parents, he’s been hanging on her presence every time they’re together, he’s asking Booster if his visitor is Lucy. He said he “might” have lost her.

            And we don’t really know, for sure, *what* Lucy thinks. She spent months essentially in a one-way relationship where she didn’t really have any confirmation that Walky liked her more than as a friend. She already said they were dating for “months” when they’ve officially only had like three dates. Sure, to you it sounds like she said all the breakup words, but to her she might have just expressed her feelings and took some “me” time. Hell, her last words of the fight was that she liked him way more than he liked her; she might be doing the “if he likes me, he’ll come to me” schtick.

            In any case – Walky doing this with Dorothy, is a relationship-ending move, and yet his expressions and words here show that he’s not emotionally over his relationship with Lucy. And even if in Lucy’s mind they’re broken up, Walky immediately boning his ex not two days after they broke up, is going to be a slap in the face.

            • Sirksome
              Sirksome
              May 29, 2024 at 11:20 am | #

              To your point I think communication is the key factor here and that is why they are truly split up. Communication is not a privilege in a relationship it is a requirement and Lucy cut all of that off. She doesn’t speak or interact with Walky outside of socially and academically obligated meet up. She never said they were on a break or indicated such. They’re split because of intentional separation on her part. You don’t just get to not talk to your partner for two days after insulting them and think you’re still together (for the record I don’t think Lucy does) you gotta talk. Walky has no fault here. I do think he did jump into bed with Dorothy too quickly because his mind is clearly still confused about what he wants. Why can’t the man just be alone for a bit to actually self reflect? But sex isn’t always an emotional commitment and maybe they’ll both just take this moment as needed relief.

            • Bash
              Bash
              May 29, 2024 at 12:28 pm | #

              I thought YOU were implying that they broke up.

              What you have described about communication is good ADVICE but it doesn’t always work out that way in real life. Sometimes you have to read into a situation. When Walky asked Lucy to get “romantic dinner”, it’s reasonable to interpret that he wanted to explore a relationship with her. When Lucy said “I deserve better,” it’s reasonable to assume that she wanted to end the relationship. Especially as this is a comic and it’s more exciting for things to play out in a dramatic fashion, rather than featuring the kinds of discussions you have described. Have we ever seen a couple speak on-screen about how they are serious now?

        • Sajuuk-Khar
          Sajuuk-Khar
          May 29, 2024 at 2:20 am | #

          If you said the things Lucy said and then showed up at my door with a superhero movie thanking me for the space, my immediate reaction would not be “hey cool, come on in, let’s have fun together”, and I don’t know why we’re pretending that’s a reasonable expectation.

          If—IF—I was interested in continuing a relationship that I just got dumped out of two days prior and the partner in question had straight up been refusing to acknowledge I exist as more than background noise (she was explicitly not friendly??? where is the idea she was friendly coming from? She was polite-ish) we would need to have a pretty serious talk about it!! My feelings would be really badly hurt!

          Like…Jesus, that would actually put Lucy in the wrong*, here! Expecting to keep going like that was a little baby hiccup is kind of cruel!

          (*: by this I do not mean she would be Satan on Earth or some shit, she’s not a villain, doing this wouldn’t make her a villain, it just isn’t nice.

          Also she’s currently not cruel or doing anything wrong. As a breakup it was a wholly justified breakup. It’s only wrong to expect to pick it back up.)

          • eh, whatever
            eh, whatever
            May 29, 2024 at 5:11 am | #

            Some people are used to fighting, expect fights to happen, and expect them to have no consequences.

            For others, one fight is a dealbreaker.

            They’ve been talking past each other for weeks.

            • Mark
              Mark
              May 29, 2024 at 7:13 am | #

              Walky and Lucy, or the comment factions?

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                May 29, 2024 at 8:20 am | #

                It’d have to be the former if it’s only a matter of weeks. The latter has been going on for years.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            May 29, 2024 at 9:19 am | #

            Showing up to carrying on like nothing had happened would be unreasonable.

            Showing up to thank him for giving her space and to talk about a way forward would be more so.

            And Lucy isn’t exactly an expert at navigating either break ups or fights, so her approach could easily be miscalibrated.

            • Sajuuk-Khar
              Sajuuk-Khar
              May 29, 2024 at 10:01 am | #

              If she shows up to have an adult conversation, which I hope she doesn’t, then it’s on Walky to be a good, honest dude and tell her “I don’t think we’re a thing anymore, Luce, not least of all cause I’m bangin’ Dorothy again. 🫤”

        • Mark
          Mark
          May 29, 2024 at 7:10 am | #

          Exactly. Ending a relationship is a big deal. There’s a protocol, and part of it is being clear that you are actually ending it, by saying that.

          And, outside the story, there’s a lot of story to be had if Lucy comes ’round to say she’s got some stuff sorted out, they both made mistakes, etc. They talk some stuff out, patch up the relationship, and then Walky feels compelled to tell her, “uh, Dorothy was feelin’ really down, and I wanted to help, and we kinda had sex….” Category 3 drama hurricane incoming!

          • Sajuuk-Khar
            Sajuuk-Khar
            May 29, 2024 at 9:54 am | #

            I swear to God there’s a weird cult that wants to re-enact scenarios from Friends.

            Look. Conceivably, Lucy could decide that actually, she thinks she was overreacting, and she’s sorry she didn’t talk to him for several days, and are they still together? And if Walky says “well, uh, no, because Dorothy came by and she’s been super depressed an’ we banged an’ I’m back with her sorry”, that is entirely Lucy’s problem. He did not cheat on her; he did not wrong her. Neither did she wrong him, but she did lose him and she’s gotta live with it and move on!

            • Wilde
              Wilde
              May 29, 2024 at 11:12 am | #

              I personally agree with you, and don’t really want to spend time down that particular Overdone Trope road, but I can understand why people think that’s where their GPS is pointing them based on context and the kind of comic setting this is. Tropes like that come from somewhere, and it’s often silly college students and high school students who don’t communicate well and make a lot of dramatic assumptions about others and their relationships

      • aelfwine
        aelfwine
        May 29, 2024 at 1:44 am | #

        Because there’s benefit in clear communication, and using excuses to pretend it’s clear, while never actually communicating clearlgpg, IS BAD.

        It wasn’t clear that they broke up.
        If you are in a relationship, don’t use these comic strips as your guidebook about how to be clear at communicating.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      May 29, 2024 at 12:31 am | #

      Lucy telling Walky he was a piece of shit and dumping him was the spark that made him truly interested.

      • Mark
        Mark
        May 29, 2024 at 7:13 am | #

        Wow, Walky and I have very different turn-ons.

  17. Bittersweet
    Bittersweet
    May 29, 2024 at 12:11 am | #

    Walky’s last comment has me making concerned faces at this hookup, but his second to last expression doesn’t necessarily look like he’s lying? It looks like a slight smile.

    Lots of “hmmmm”’ing from me lol. I like these two together, but something’s got my hackles raised.

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      May 29, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

      he’s looking off to the side though – I think his mind bounced elsewhere. whether it’s an innocuous random adhd thought, or some*one* else popped into his head… well… actually, those aren’t even mutually exclusive. but, maximum drama would come from the latter.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      May 29, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

      Yeah, I think the second to last panel might be him biting his lower lip or a slight smile. It is his expression in the last panel that to me speaks more for regret or something. I think maybe my concern comes less from anything Walky is doing, and more by the fact that the difference between his expressions and Dorthory’s pure and obvious contentment speaks to a discrepancy in how they may be feeling about this act or if it constitutes a renewal of their romantic relationship.

      Also, I like that you use the expression “my hackles are raised.” I have not heard that one in while. It is good to know it is still in circulation.

    • gears
      gears
      May 29, 2024 at 12:22 am | #

      She owes him an apology.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        May 29, 2024 at 3:02 am | #

        For what?

      • Sajuuk-Khar
        Sajuuk-Khar
        May 29, 2024 at 3:08 am | #

        Commentariat: Dorothy owes Walky an apology!!!

        The same commentariat: But are Lucy and Walky REALLY broken up? She never turned in the deed of ownership to his body so TECHNICALLY he’s cheating on her

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      May 29, 2024 at 12:24 am | #

      Yes, I know that this slight distraction from Walky makes me suspicious, but without fear of being wrong, I do want them both to come back.

    • Aslan
      Aslan
      May 29, 2024 at 9:15 am | #

      My money says it’s the part of him that wants to go back to Amber

    • zaratustra
      zaratustra
      May 29, 2024 at 6:34 pm | #

      Walky’s concern regarding Dorothy is probably same as usual: she can’t decide how serious she wants their relationship to be, and it drives him crazy.

    • Rabbit
      Rabbit
      May 30, 2024 at 3:20 am | #

      Same. My hackles are raised in a way I haven’t experienced reading this comic before honestly.

  18. Taffy
    Taffy
    May 29, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

    Hell yeah, clothed sex. In so much of a rush they didn’t even bother stripping, we love to see it.

    • Alan in DC
      Alan in DC
      May 29, 2024 at 7:26 am | #

      That sweater vest is kinda bunched up around her neck, so there was a little boobage-beeping going on.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        May 29, 2024 at 8:19 am | #

        We do like to beep a boob on occasion.

        • Alan in DC
          Alan in DC
          May 29, 2024 at 9:42 am | #

          Hmm, I’m not very observant. HIS shirt is hiked up too.

          • Sajuuk-Khar
            Sajuuk-Khar
            May 29, 2024 at 10:02 am | #

            Mutual boob-beeping’ confirmed.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              May 29, 2024 at 5:16 pm | #

              She does canonically like his nipples.

  19. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    May 29, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

    I am thrilled that they are (hopefully) getting back together. I thought they were good for each other. Walky has helped Dorothy by letting her relax a bit and handle the stress; Dorothy has helped Walky show a bit more maturity and focus on what is important to him and to work for it.

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      May 29, 2024 at 12:20 am | #

      I agree, they have contributed something to each other, which has already established great trust.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      May 29, 2024 at 12:40 am | #

      They’re in way different places now. I don’t think this is going to be a smooth reconnection. Maybe they can keep it casual, but I feel like they’re already on different wavelengths.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      May 29, 2024 at 12:58 am | #

      It’s very much not like nothing every stopped. That’s what Walky’s saying. This is a consolation fuck, they both needed consoling.

    • Bash
      Bash
      May 29, 2024 at 1:36 am | #

      I worry that Dorothy is going to act like “we never left” and Walky is going to be uncomfortable with that narrativization. You can sort of see it here already.

    • Pergola
      Pergola
      May 29, 2024 at 7:03 am | #

      And now all Dorothy’s problems are over!

      • clif
        clif
        May 29, 2024 at 4:01 pm | #

        No, but she may be able to pursue what makes her happy without having to meet impossible standards.

  20. JA
    JA
    May 29, 2024 at 12:16 am | #

    Sex where the clothes don’t come off is oftentimes really good sex.

  21. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    May 29, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

    Thank you Willis; can’t wait to see how you break our hearts next.

    • clif
      clif
      May 29, 2024 at 4:02 pm | #

      Sh! Don’t encourage him!

  22. John Campbell
    John Campbell
    May 29, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

    “So, while I’ve got you here, Joyce had a question…”

  23. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    May 29, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

    Wow, just, goddamn.

    I mean, I am expecting it’s not going to be that easy, but I do kinda get the feeling Dorothy *really* needed this. Walky, too, maybe, but Dorothy especially.

  24. Taffy
    Taffy
    May 29, 2024 at 12:19 am | #

    Also, I don’t see a condom so Dorothy is definitely gonna have triplets next chapter.

    • Jesse
      Jesse
      May 29, 2024 at 12:20 am | #

      What the fuck is a “the pill”?!

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        May 29, 2024 at 2:44 am | #

        It’s the title of several songs, each by a different musician/band.

        • Sajuuk-Khar
          Sajuuk-Khar
          May 29, 2024 at 10:02 am | #

          Sometimes they’re jagged, sometimes less so.

    • gears
      gears
      May 29, 2024 at 12:24 am | #

      She’s on birth control. It’s been talked about.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        May 29, 2024 at 2:43 am | #

        That doesn’t matter.

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      May 29, 2024 at 12:55 am | #

      Triplets? You underestimate the power of her uterus! Quintuplets at least!

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        May 29, 2024 at 2:50 am | #

        They’re very large triplets, big enough for five normal-sized kids.

        • a/snow/mous/e
          a/snow/mous/e
          May 29, 2024 at 3:20 am | #

          ouch, maybe she can get a caesarean

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 29, 2024 at 2:55 am | #

      But how will Linda blame it on Sal?

      • clif
        clif
        May 29, 2024 at 3:23 am | #

        She was a bad influence on Walky.

  25. Jesse
    Jesse
    May 29, 2024 at 12:19 am | #

    “I missed your ahegao face.”
    “BLEAH!”

    • gears
      gears
      May 29, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

      I’m so glad someone else has picked up on the ick here.

      • Jesse
        Jesse
        May 29, 2024 at 5:32 am | #

        The ick? It was supposed to be a stupid ahegao noise.

  26. BBCC
    BBCC
    May 29, 2024 at 12:20 am | #

    I’m going to DIE, they’re so cute!

  27. Steve
    Steve
    May 29, 2024 at 12:21 am | #

    Hey siri, play “Baby, You Can Leave Your Hoodie On” by Joe Cocker.

  28. Bryy
    Bryy
    May 29, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

    oh no
    oh no plz don’t let this be backslide

  29. Hazel
    Hazel
    May 29, 2024 at 12:30 am | #

    This will end very, very badly.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      May 29, 2024 at 9:08 am | #

      Seems like it ended pretty well.

  30. Bobcat
    Bobcat
    May 29, 2024 at 12:31 am | #

    Slipshines, slipshines everywhere!

  31. Freezer
    Freezer
    May 29, 2024 at 12:33 am | #

    Are they in Walky’s room or Dorothy’s?

    I ask because Lucy has a much higher chance of showing up at the former and making this Awkward Squared.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      May 29, 2024 at 12:40 am | #

      The purple sheets match Dorothy’s from when she was sitting cross legged in bed.
      We didn’t see Walky in bed earlier, but we did see his bed and it had a blue cover on it, so possibly purple sheets under the blue cover, but doubtful.

      That aside, since I wouldn’t want to deal with Booster’s mouth if I were them, I’d go to her room.

      • Doopyboop
        Doopyboop
        May 29, 2024 at 12:46 am | #

        https://www.dumbingofage.com/2023/comic/book-14/02-its-the-love-i-havent-got/transally/ also from this strip his sheets seem to have the Head Alien all over them, so it’s definitely not his bed they’re in currently.

        • cbwroses
          cbwroses
          May 29, 2024 at 1:08 am | #

          I wanted to use the most recent strip just in case he changed his sheets.

          It’s Walky, so he probably hasn’t, but I wanted to be careful just in case.

          • Doopyboop
            Doopyboop
            May 29, 2024 at 1:10 am | #

            Understood! It does make me wonder how often the characters do change or wash their bedding…

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      May 29, 2024 at 2:14 am | #

      Pretty sure that’d just be a triangle.

      Maybe if Amber and Danny showed up.

    • Aslan
      Aslan
      May 29, 2024 at 9:33 am | #

      I’m guessing Dorothy’s because I would imagine the thought of owning lavender bed sheets and purple pillowcases would set off walky’s insecure masculinity

  32. shrub
    shrub
    May 29, 2024 at 12:35 am | #

    Normally I’d be saying something negative about Walky and how this is really not good for either of them but he got his dick wet so high five for Walky I guess

    Hopefully it’s one and done, get it out of your system kind of thing

  33. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    May 29, 2024 at 12:35 am | #

    So is panel number 4 Walky realizing that what he just said was true or realizing that it was false?

    • Holly
      Holly
      May 29, 2024 at 7:46 pm | #

      I interpreted it as registering the difference between what he just said and what Dorothy just said.

  34. Puppeteer Nessus
    Puppeteer Nessus
    May 29, 2024 at 12:53 am | #

    Love love Dorothy’s face in panel 1

  35. Sajuuk-Khar
    Sajuuk-Khar
    May 29, 2024 at 12:53 am | #

    DOROTHY CANONICALLY KEEPS THE GLASSES ON, VINDICATION FOR ME

    • Tan
      Tan
      May 29, 2024 at 2:11 am | #

      This time she did. The first time she did not. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/cooties/

      • Sajuuk-Khar
        Sajuuk-Khar
        May 29, 2024 at 2:23 am | #

        She keeps them on until they fly off in the heat of passion! You can’t fool me, I’ve read Walky Performs a Sex many many times!

      • Clell65619
        Clell65619
        May 29, 2024 at 9:21 am | #

        February 2014? This is the longest Freshman Year ever.

      • Hof1991
        Hof1991
        May 29, 2024 at 12:26 pm | #

        Quite a difference in Walkys response. All smiles and the best day of his life in the first vs. the very wary half smile here.

  36. ESM
    ESM
    May 29, 2024 at 1:30 am | #

    For some reason, the idea of Sal and Walky having sex at the same time makes me mildly uncomfortable.

    Though not as uncomfortable as the idea of Danny have sex at the same time as anyone.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 29, 2024 at 2:58 am | #

      Is twin synchronicity a real phenomenon?

      • Da Boy
        Da Boy
        May 29, 2024 at 5:13 am | #

        There are stories of twins separated at birth and when they are reunited their lives are almost identical, spouse with the same name or looking almostidentical, same job, same car. Stuff like that

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      May 29, 2024 at 2:58 am | #

      As long as they’re not fucking each other, it’s 100% on the level.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        May 29, 2024 at 12:37 pm | #

        Holding hands while fucking other people?

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          May 29, 2024 at 7:01 pm | #

          Maybe not that far, but I could see allowances for mutually smug grins and a solid fist bump.

  37. Jo_cubstar
    Jo_cubstar
    May 29, 2024 at 1:31 am | #

    I can’t imagine how uncomfortable it must be to have sex in a buttoned up collared shirt and sweater vest
    . Ack the horror

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      May 29, 2024 at 2:13 am | #

      If you’re feeling horror at it, then apparently you are imagining it.

      • eh, whatever
        eh, whatever
        May 29, 2024 at 5:18 am | #

        Some people automatically imagine everything they hear or read. They suffer a lot.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          May 29, 2024 at 9:08 am | #

          I’m imagining those people imagining things.

  38. reed
    reed
    May 29, 2024 at 1:46 am | #

    I don’t get the appeal of this relationship. But I’m also a Walky hater so…

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      May 29, 2024 at 7:51 am | #

      Dorothy and Walky clearly have intense physical attraction for each other, and they do share hobbies and a similar sense of humour. They aren’t a BAD couple, but I still feel that, in the long term, Walky is not a good match for Dorothy UNLESS she really decides to give up on her long-term dreams of becoming Prez or some other “make a difference in the world” goals. Walky is a good grounding force, yes, but someone who aspires to do the kinds of things Dorothy wants to do really NEEDS someone who can be their responsible support behind the scenes, who will push her when she needs it, and comfort her when she stumbles. Walky is not that kind of person. He’s allergic to responsibility and he doesn’t really want more out of life other than just coasting through it with someone he loves, doing things they enjoy. (Note that I am not saying that’s a bad goal out of life. It’s just that it’s going to clash quite strongly with someone who wants big things out of life.) We’ve already seen that Walky basically needed someone to get his life in order; first it was Dorothy, then it was Amber, then it was Lucy. But if Dorothy spends her time and life doing this for Walky, then she will not be able to devote her time and energy to achieving those big things. Eventually, it will start to feel like Walky’s holding her back, and the love will slowly turn to resentment. I’ve seen this before, in a number of relationships, where one partner is basically the one doing most of the work and keeping the couple together and moving forward and eventually they start feeling resentful that they’re putting all the work in and the other person doesn’t seem to realize what a sacrifice they’re making for them.

      • justin8448
        justin8448
        May 30, 2024 at 4:51 am | #

        Dorothy already gave up on her goal of being president though.

        That’s what kicked off this entire arc for her of feeling lost. She even sang a whole song about it, with a repeating lyric of “I’m not ok…”

        • Zaxares
          Zaxares
          May 30, 2024 at 12:45 pm | #

          That’s what she says now, yes. And perhaps she really has decided that becoming Prez is more trouble than it’s worth. But I don’t think she’s completely given up the dream of wanting to do “big things” with her life. She might not be President, but she might still aspire to start her own business, manage a charity, become a filmmaker, who knows. Someone whose name is known, and who perhaps has “clout”, even if she’s not the President of the free world. That may not gel too well with Walky who basically shuns the limelight and just wants to coast through life with his beloved.

  39. staszu13
    staszu13
    May 29, 2024 at 1:59 am | #

    We’ve missed you guys too

  40. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    May 29, 2024 at 2:36 am | #

    Another Dotty and Walky strip where replacing the normal punchline with “Christ, what an asshole” leads to a rather different result than usual.

    • clif
      clif
      May 29, 2024 at 3:27 am | #

      Thank you, I needed that.

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      May 29, 2024 at 3:33 am | #

      Dorothy could either be very upset or appreciative of the compliment

    • Tan
      Tan
      May 29, 2024 at 9:16 pm | #

      “Yep, just a continuous uninterrupted feeling of Christ what an asshole.”

  41. Thing2
    Thing2
    May 29, 2024 at 2:40 am | #

    With her glasses on… So she can see that face?

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      May 29, 2024 at 7:06 am | #

      I got this reference

  42. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    May 29, 2024 at 3:02 am | #

    Was a full break up really what Lucy asked for? Up until now, I had always understood it as putting it on pause until they were more clear about where they are.

    Well, I guess it’s at least clear for Walky, now.

    • Mark
      Mark
      May 29, 2024 at 5:14 pm | #

      I had understood it as storming off in a huff to think things through.

  43. Florence
    Florence
    May 29, 2024 at 3:20 am | #

    Perhaps we can sustain burying our heads in the sand, who needs air right?

  44. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    May 29, 2024 at 3:27 am | #

    both the twins got laid at the same time. ironically by people their mother would approve of.

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      May 29, 2024 at 3:36 pm | #

      Who previously banged each other.

  45. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    May 29, 2024 at 4:09 am | #

    I imagine the punchline here is that Walky feels a lot of regret about him and Lucy but I can’t quite shake the feeling that he’s ominously talking around something else in his love life.

  46. Suet
    Suet
    May 29, 2024 at 4:47 am | #

    Slow down, Buster. You had to “leave” to undergo “The Undoing of Dorothy Keener”

    Dunno, feels like Dorothy should be the default doodle for THIS book instead of 13

  47. Acher4
    Acher4
    May 29, 2024 at 5:34 am | #

    So many things to unpack here.

    They did do it!
    Both clothed. :O
    Dorothy is happy. :OO
    Walky in the verge of kind of a mental breakdown. :OOO
    Both Walkerton twins getting it on at the same time. :OOOOOOOOO

  48. Adept
    Adept
    May 29, 2024 at 5:38 am | #

    This is cute and seems healthy, but keeping that many clothes on is weird.

    • Mr.Morningstar
      Mr.Morningstar
      May 29, 2024 at 5:54 am | #

      Eh sometimes some clothes on is hot for some reason

      Also makes it easier to avoid tiddy discretion shot.

      • shrub
        shrub
        May 29, 2024 at 6:27 am | #

        Keeping clothes on certainly would make it hotter

    • Clell65619
      Clell65619
      May 29, 2024 at 9:17 am | #

      agreed. Skin-to-skin contact is vital for sex.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        May 29, 2024 at 6:58 pm | #

        I assure you it’s not. Clothes on, condom on, done both at once and everyone still has fun every time.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      May 29, 2024 at 9:29 am | #

      No time for taking them off.

  49. Disastroid
    Disastroid
    May 29, 2024 at 5:48 am | #

    “A second Walky fuck has hit the future president”

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      May 29, 2024 at 5:58 am | #

      A 9/11 joke? It’s only been 23 years.

      • Da Boy
        Da Boy
        May 29, 2024 at 7:09 am | #

        It’s still hard to grasp the fact that there were soldiers fighting in Afghanistan who weren’t alive when 9/11 happened…

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          May 29, 2024 at 8:16 am | #

          I keep forgetting they built an ugly-ass new tower on the spot. Completely unnecessary, they shoulda made it a park.

          • Da Boy
            Da Boy
            May 29, 2024 at 8:57 am | #

            You can never have too many trees

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        May 29, 2024 at 4:35 pm | #

        COVID has killed more people and caused more damage all over the world than eleven 9/11s.

        But do the majority of people in the United States feel compelled to NEVER FORGET the pandemic and the impact it had on countless people all over the world, including disabled folk and minorities that were hit by it the hardest? NO!

        • John Campbell
          John Campbell
          May 29, 2024 at 5:22 pm | #

          COVID has killed more Americans than every conflict the US has been involved in since the American Civil War combined. By almost a factor of two.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          May 29, 2024 at 6:40 pm | #

          10 million square feet of office space were destroyed on 9/11, that’s what we’re supposed to be never forgetting.

  50. Mr.Morningstar
    Mr.Morningstar
    May 29, 2024 at 5:52 am | #

    Seems both Walkerton twins are getting some tonight…
    With people who have slept with each other!

    Is that weird to think about? Probably! But I thought about it for some reason!

    • Sharaku
      Sharaku
      May 29, 2024 at 6:03 am | #

      Just try to ignore the potential icky pattern that Walky has been systematically dating Danny’s ex’s.

      Hopefully Lucy broke that cycle.

      • DashWallkick
        DashWallkick
        May 29, 2024 at 7:03 am | #

        I don’t think Danny and Lucy have any chemistry but if Sal and him broke up it would lead to some very funny “yeah, how do YOU like it, fucker?!”

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        May 29, 2024 at 8:12 am | #

        Oh come on, he did that twice and didn’t even know he was doing it at the time. That’s hardly “systematic” or “icky”.

        • Fuzzy
          Fuzzy
          May 29, 2024 at 1:13 pm | #

          The joke was that it’s “potentially” icky because if the pattern continues he’d have to date his sister, and dating his sister is icky.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          May 29, 2024 at 6:36 pm | #

          It might be fun to be a stickler about this. Walky only dated one of Danny’s exes, Dorothy.
          Danny was with AG. Walky had a situationship with Amber.

    • Justnobodyfqwl
      Justnobodyfqwl
      May 29, 2024 at 4:26 pm | #

      I don’t think it’s that weird to think about when it’s not just been something the comic has explicitly pointed out, but Danny getting huffy about it was a slow domino meme to him and Sal getting together!

  51. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    May 29, 2024 at 6:16 am | #

    Walky’s got that sheet-grab going, just like Joyce had. It’s quite the sign of something going on off-panel.

  52. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    May 29, 2024 at 6:59 am | #

    I wonder if this is the strip where Willis had asked if it’s ok to show orgasm.

  53. Steamweed
    Steamweed
    May 29, 2024 at 7:34 am | #

    Fourth and fifth panels: This is fine. It’s all fine. No problems at all.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      May 29, 2024 at 11:06 am | #

      How are you?

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        May 29, 2024 at 4:30 pm | #

        “Yeah, we’re sending a squad up.”

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          May 29, 2024 at 8:00 pm | #

          LUKE!

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      May 29, 2024 at 7:10 pm | #

      Negative! Negative! A reactor leak here, uh, now…large leak, very dangerous!

  54. goggleman64
    goggleman64
    May 29, 2024 at 7:59 am | #

    I feel like Walky is written to be kind of aware that he’s in a comic strip and to kind of resent that he can’t stop thinking about it.

  55. Kitsune
    Kitsune
    May 29, 2024 at 8:37 am | #

    zigzagging? Is that what kids are calling it now days?

  56. Clell65619
    Clell65619
    May 29, 2024 at 9:15 am | #

    Ug.

    Sex with clothes on. Come on people, skin-to-skin contact should be maximized for sex.

    Kids today.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      May 29, 2024 at 10:00 am | #

      You have to be prepared to everthing. What if there’s a sudden tornado? Or someone choking in breakfeast?

    • Serendipity
      Serendipity
      May 29, 2024 at 10:34 am | #

      I’m not here yuckin your yums, am I?

  57. Aslan
    Aslan
    May 29, 2024 at 9:27 am | #

    David “Rebound Master” Walkerton taps again

  58. The Jighole Man
    The Jighole Man
    May 29, 2024 at 11:19 am | #

    i hope they used protection.
    the last thing she needs is a mental breakdown because she’s trying to not be everyone’s caretaker, and here comes the baby in need of caretaking.

    • crow
      crow
      May 29, 2024 at 11:52 am | #

      She would probably just get an abortion if she wasn’t ready for a baby

      • Da Boy
        Da Boy
        May 29, 2024 at 6:57 pm | #

        That would still put an emotional strain on her. Contrary to what Michelle Wolf would have people believe it’s not all sunshine and song :-/

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          May 29, 2024 at 8:06 pm | #

          doesn’t your country have a total abortion ban?

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            May 29, 2024 at 8:12 pm | #

            like you think it’s at all possible you’ve been exposed to a torrent of anti-abortion lies? Since nobody’s taking Michelle Wolf’s word on it, actual research has shown that the harassment is the primary cause of emotional strain.

            • Da Boy
              Da Boy
              May 29, 2024 at 8:38 pm | #

              Make no mistake, I fully support the right of women to abortion. But trying to sell it as something happy, nice and cheerful fills me with disgust.

              • HueSatLight
                HueSatLight
                May 29, 2024 at 9:30 pm | #

                Was reading this earlier today, it was linked from an Intercept article. People in fact can feel happy about having an abortion, especially if the pregnancy was unplanned. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/post-abortion-syndrome#emotions

                Filled with disgust or not, you’re wrong.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  May 29, 2024 at 11:16 pm | #

                  Women are often happy and relieved to get an abortion. It’s still at the least a hassle and a strain. Almost always they would be happier not to have needed one in the fist place.

          • Da Boy
            Da Boy
            May 29, 2024 at 8:35 pm | #

            We are working on that, we booted the Right wing government out
            As for Michelle Wolf I’ve seen a skit from her and the cheery way she was praising abortion filled me with disgust. There is nothing cheery about it.

    • NickG
      NickG
      May 29, 2024 at 12:11 pm | #

      According to Walky the only protection Dorothy doesn’t have is a nuke-style double key.

  59. Hof1991
    Hof1991
    May 29, 2024 at 12:13 pm | #

    Walky is such a deer in the headlights here. The women in his life project so much onto him and he’s just not prepared for it.

    • Mark
      Mark
      May 29, 2024 at 5:23 pm | #

      Indeed.

      (1) I think he’s realizing that he’s in another Lucy situation: Dorothy thinks they’ve rewound a few weeks and they’re a couple again, but I don’t think that’s what he had in mind.

      (2) If Lucy just wanted some space to sort things out, and comes around again, now there are two girls who think they’re in sole posession.

  60. Yeet
    Yeet
    May 29, 2024 at 12:14 pm | #

    I feel like this is a less bad choice than people think
    Dorothy needs to sort her life stuff for sure… but calming down her ambitions enough to have a social life is probably gonna be part of that and she doesn’t exactly have a reason for Walky not to be involved

  61. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    May 29, 2024 at 1:57 pm | #

    This will backfire painfully on them… Good! More drama.

  62. Florence
    Florence
    May 29, 2024 at 2:53 pm | #

    Jokes aside the only way this doesn’t turn bad is if they accept this as just a fling

    It would be a mess which I like but it mostly gives me nothing outside of it being sweet to see them both pull down some of the walls. Wally looks so cute here

    • Florence
      Florence
      May 29, 2024 at 2:55 pm | #

      Walky* autocorrect really not being my friend

      Also my story hope is Dorothy falls into a dramatic mess realising she has feelings for Joyce and after dealing with that falls for a women we haven’t met yet, or Billie cause that would be funny

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      May 29, 2024 at 3:39 pm | #

      That would actually be a perfect slipshine title —

      “Flinging it with you!”

      basically “Tales of Sinterest” except post timeskip LOL

  63. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    May 29, 2024 at 6:31 pm | #

    Walky didn’t get orgasm flowers. Confirmed: male orgasm is a myth.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      May 29, 2024 at 6:54 pm | #

      Guys brag constantly about how much they get off. Just more toxically masculine bluster, shaking my smh

  64. Holly
    Holly
    May 29, 2024 at 7:38 pm | #

    So if Joe is hitting the showers with Danny, where’s Joyce?

    • Rotunda
      Rotunda
      May 29, 2024 at 8:38 pm | #

      Joyce was last seen in her own dorm room, changing clothes while talking to Sarah.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      May 29, 2024 at 8:39 pm | #

      I think she was last seen in her room with Sarah badgering her about taking her contraception.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        May 29, 2024 at 11:20 pm | #

        Don’t forget the soda 🥤

        • Da Boy
          Da Boy
          May 30, 2024 at 5:21 am | #

          Lots of it too XD

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today in #9chickweedlane i guess we're memory-holing again that 1997 story where amos and edda kissed for the first time after she, uh, got shot at school
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It’s been awhile since I’ve more seriously read up on Ugaritic and Canaanite religions (alas, w/semi dated scholarship), but this is interesting, and not in a peaceful matriarchal fantasy kind of way.
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If you do a close read not only of the Bible but the archeology, it starts to look like the Israelites, & all but a couple of Judean kings, worshipped a goddess for pretty much the whole First Temple era. The implications of this are... far ranging-- & her name might not be what we've believed.
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