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On second thought

by David M Willis on March 22, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Choosing My Religion
└ Tags: dorothy, monkey master, walky

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  1. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    March 22, 2012 at 12:01 am | #

    That was fast.

    • Vabolo
      Vabolo
      March 22, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

      That’s what he said!

      After she reconsidered her decision of putting her career and grades before having a flourished lovelife.

      • Fauxlosopher
        Fauxlosopher
        March 22, 2012 at 7:13 am | #

        Running into Danny may have helped.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 22, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

      I just hope it doesn’t end prematurely.

      • haikuginger
        haikuginger
        March 22, 2012 at 12:41 am | #

        With Walky? Too much to hope for.

        • LeaLeonis
          LeaLeonis
          March 22, 2012 at 8:05 am | #

          You never know. Walky is full of surprises.
          (And also full of other stuff, which might cause premature things to happen… then again, with Dorothy having left him hanging before right after giving him a promising kiss on the cheek, he could not be so full of that stuff now, which may be good… then again, I could be the one hoping for too much here.)

      • OmegaDez
        OmegaDez
        March 22, 2012 at 10:16 am | #

        Why is it that your avatars are always so cute?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          March 22, 2012 at 6:50 pm | #

          I have an eye for cuteness, that’s why. 😀

          • Tualha
            Tualha
            March 23, 2012 at 7:30 am | #

            Do you draw them yourself?

    • darcos0
      darcos0
      March 22, 2012 at 1:44 am | #

      Hax, i call hax.
      I got straight A’s my first year of college and this never fucking happened to me.

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        March 22, 2012 at 5:24 am | #

        Walky must be channelling Bat Vader.

      • Dsurion
        Dsurion
        March 22, 2012 at 2:45 pm | #

        I know right? Must have been doing something wrong for all of college… ~>=[

      • MeHael
        MeHael
        March 22, 2012 at 3:38 pm | #

        Apparently you didn’t throw toys at girls’ heads.

  2. Platypus
    Platypus
    March 22, 2012 at 12:01 am | #

    Lucky Bastard

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      March 22, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

      You took the words right out of my mouth.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 22, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

        …and she put her tongue into HIS mouth.

        • Bunk
          Bunk
          March 22, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

          Zing

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            March 22, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

            All we’re missing is a zing sound effect.

            • Blob Marley
              Blob Marley
              March 22, 2012 at 2:20 am | #

              Well, it’s not a zing, but would instantrimshot.com work?

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                March 22, 2012 at 3:27 am | #

                You mean this: http://instantrimshot.com/

      • Patrick McGraw
        Patrick McGraw
        March 22, 2012 at 7:25 am | #

        It must have been when you were kissing me.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          March 26, 2012 at 5:48 pm | #

          I knew someone would throw in the Meatloaf reference.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      March 22, 2012 at 6:05 am | #

      Which one?

  3. Khantalas
    Khantalas
    March 22, 2012 at 12:01 am | #

    FIRST BASE!

    • Thor
      Thor
      March 22, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

      And she went to 2nd on him.

      Not sure if he should take that as a hint or permission to do the same…

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        March 22, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

        She could just go all the way.

        • CWR
          CWR
          March 22, 2012 at 9:45 am | #

          Insert commas for that sports announcer feel.

    • OhHayMike
      OhHayMike
      March 22, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

      Guess when she caught a glimpse of his sexy face at the beach, there was no turning back.

      • Blob Marley
        Blob Marley
        March 22, 2012 at 2:21 am | #

        Hell, if I were a girl, I’d be turned on. It was a damn sexy face.

      • Phillip Wilde
        Phillip Wilde
        March 22, 2012 at 11:41 am | #

        PECS PECS PECS PECS

  4. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    March 22, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Dorothy: MAH MOUF–I GIVE IT YOU

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      March 22, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

      Ah, that’s getting old.

      “Walky, there’s this contest I wanted to enter…”

      • OhHayMike
        OhHayMike
        March 22, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

        I chortled. Still good to me.

      • Björn
        Björn
        March 22, 2012 at 1:57 pm | #

        I can out-old it: She kissed his FAAAAACE! With her FAAAAACE!

        • Tualha
          Tualha
          March 23, 2012 at 7:31 am | #

          All his face are belong to her.

  5. Nexev
    Nexev
    March 22, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Walky used the key words of seduction.

    Doroth

  6. Bunk
    Bunk
    March 22, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Monkey Master: the ultimate wingman. Sorry Joe…

    • NCP19
      NCP19
      March 22, 2012 at 1:07 am | #

      MAKE OUT! MONKEY MASTER DEMANDS IT!

      • Blob Marley
        Blob Marley
        March 22, 2012 at 2:23 am | #

        Here’s hoping I coded that right. I suck at html.

        • Rikushadow5
          Rikushadow5
          March 22, 2012 at 2:39 am | #

          HTML IS NOT CODING.

          BAD. BAD. BAD.

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            March 22, 2012 at 10:48 am | #

            Actually html is a coding. Though you’re right that the act of writing in html codes isn’t really an act of coding in the sense that programmers usually use the term.

            Ain’t English fun?

            • Tualha
              Tualha
              March 23, 2012 at 7:32 am | #

              HTML is ENcoding.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          March 22, 2012 at 6:53 pm | #

          @Blob Marley: The only thing wrong with your coding is that it didn’t allow me to open a new tab.

          • Kelly
            Kelly
            March 22, 2012 at 8:06 pm | #

            I haven’t left-clicked a link in years. It’s all about the middle click.

            • hamstap85
              hamstap85
              December 3, 2013 at 3:52 pm | #

              Word

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      March 22, 2012 at 1:27 am | #

      Monkey Master: Match Maker

      • red bull
        red bull
        March 23, 2012 at 12:20 pm | #

        monkey master, monkey master, make me a maaatch….

  7. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    March 22, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    She’s touching his moobs!

    • Bunk
      Bunk
      March 22, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

      She’s just getting to second base before he does.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 22, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

        Does this mean that there will be a 3rd base in tomorrow’s strip?

        • Kannyn
          Kannyn
          March 22, 2012 at 12:59 am | #

          I don’t know.

          • Izzy
            Izzy
            March 22, 2012 at 2:03 am | #

            Wrong response for your gravatar

            • Mix
              Mix
              March 22, 2012 at 2:47 am | #

              Well then who’s on second?

              • wererat
                wererat
                March 22, 2012 at 3:21 am | #

                no, who’s on first.

                • Kernanator
                  Kernanator
                  March 22, 2012 at 4:38 am | #

                  THIRD BASE!

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  March 22, 2012 at 6:53 am | #

                  HOME RUN!

                • Phillip Wilde
                  Phillip Wilde
                  March 22, 2012 at 11:43 am | #

                  Shortstop?

                • MeHael
                  MeHael
                  March 22, 2012 at 3:40 pm | #

                  I don’t give a darn!

    • AngryBamboo
      AngryBamboo
      March 22, 2012 at 1:28 am | #

      Hey dorothy! second base is totally third date material at best, what do you think walky is? some kind of man-slut?

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        March 22, 2012 at 7:04 am | #

        Nice avatar. So good, I’m surprised I haven’t seen it before.

  8. SUTBEric
    SUTBEric
    March 22, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr354skZ8x1qjop0x.gif

    • Khantalas
      Khantalas
      March 22, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

      It is indeed, squee-worthy.

      ((Even if I still ship Billie / Walky.))

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 22, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

        I just hope that Iceburg Billy doesn’t show up to sink this ship.

        • Izzy
          Izzy
          March 22, 2012 at 2:04 am | #

          I just hope that Walkys iceberg shows up to penitrate that ship

          • Blob Marley
            Blob Marley
            March 22, 2012 at 2:24 am | #

            Through seventeen layers of protection?

            • Khrene Cleaver
              Khrene Cleaver
              March 22, 2012 at 5:31 am | #

              For some reason I was reminded of a gum commercial

              • ryan
                ryan
                March 22, 2012 at 8:48 am | #

                i never get paid in–

                i’m not sure i like where this is going.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              March 22, 2012 at 9:51 pm | #

              @Blob Marley: Is that a Zeruel reference?

        • Phillip Wilde
          Phillip Wilde
          March 22, 2012 at 11:46 am | #

          I hope Billie does show up. OT3.

  9. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    March 22, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    I just came to tell you I might have herp–mmmm

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 22, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      I sure hope not.

  10. Deemah
    Deemah
    March 22, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    I was going to say something cute, but Plasma Mongoose just made me think “SHE IS TOTALLY TOUCHING HIS MOOBS!!!” Thank you Plasma Mongoose, that thought will be there all night

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 22, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

      I feel so much happier now. ^_^

    • Izzy
      Izzy
      March 22, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

      That’s what I was thinking, fellow walky. Our moobs

      • Deemah
        Deemah
        March 22, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

        This comic is now named “Dorothy just touched Walky’s Moobs.”

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 22, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

        Love that studly grav you’re using today, Izzy. 😛

        • Izzy
          Izzy
          March 22, 2012 at 2:08 am | #

          Thanks. I edited it myself

  11. Gundi
    Gundi
    March 22, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    Sexual assault! What? It is.

    • Blob Marley
      Blob Marley
      March 22, 2012 at 2:26 am | #

      Assault is on an unwilling victim. Walky’s probably not unwilling here.

      • Late Customer
        Late Customer
        March 22, 2012 at 4:35 am | #

        Walky wasn’t given the chance to be unwilling.

      • shoeboxjeddy
        shoeboxjeddy
        March 22, 2012 at 8:58 am | #

        If you surprise kiss someone, it’s assault. Even if you’re mutually crushing on each other and have kissed before and have discussed these attractions. Or Gundi is an overreacting sillyface.

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          March 22, 2012 at 10:53 am | #

          You gotta get permission each time before engaging in sexual acts. That’s what my parole adviser keeps telling me.

          Whether kissing is a sexual act, he hasn’t covered.

          • Begberts Parole Officer
            Begberts Parole Officer
            March 22, 2012 at 10:36 pm | #

            How many times do I have to tell you?
            In general, touching without permission is a no-no!

            GEEEEEeeeeeezzzzz…..

    • Somebody
      Somebody
      March 22, 2012 at 1:35 pm | #

      Kissing isn’t assault. That’s ridiculous and insults victims of REAL sexual assault. You could make a case for harassment, but what kind of straight guy would consider it that?

  12. Aizat
    Aizat
    March 22, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    Where’s Surprised Robin when you need her?

  13. The Sound Defense
    The Sound Defense
    March 22, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    I guess she decided what that means, then?

  14. beeftony
    beeftony
    March 22, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Want to “awwww” but can’t because Butt Taco.

    • jucasjr
      jucasjr
      March 22, 2012 at 4:53 am | #

      YES! I was hoping the butt taco reference would show up somewhere!

    • ryan
      ryan
      March 22, 2012 at 8:51 am | #

      i know he was wearing the shirt earlier and i remember people pointing it out, but i still think it looks like stay puft.

  15. mechaqua
    mechaqua
    March 22, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Is that a taco on his shirt? Why YES yes it is. This supports my theory that can Tacos bring anyone together.

    • Thor
      Thor
      March 22, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

      How do you can a taco? And do you pack it in water, oil, heavy syrup, or its own natural juices?

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      March 22, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

      It’s not just a taco, it’s a BUTTtaco. Which is simultaneously worse and better.

      • mechaqua
        mechaqua
        March 22, 2012 at 12:26 am | #

        Are we talking about the same Taco? or is there a internet meme I am just not aware of?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          March 22, 2012 at 12:40 am | #

          You’re not alone, I have never come across a butttaco literally or figuratively.

        • Zitseidu
          Zitseidu
          March 22, 2012 at 12:40 am | #

          The reference you’re looking for is here.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            March 22, 2012 at 12:42 am | #

            Thanks Zitseidu! 😀

          • mechaqua
            mechaqua
            March 22, 2012 at 12:45 am | #

            Its funny but I am going have to say that is Taco Defamation.I have no choice but to file a complaint to the ATDANA.

  16. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    March 22, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

    Looks like she’s gotten some new inspiration for her “project”.

    • mechaqua
      mechaqua
      March 22, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

      looks like she’ll have to pull an all nighter on this one!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 22, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

      I think Dotty can help Walky with his ‘projection’.

      • Khrene Cleaver
        Khrene Cleaver
        March 22, 2012 at 5:36 am | #

        Yeah its a real “Power point!”

        • ryan
          ryan
          March 22, 2012 at 8:54 am | #

          maybe walky can help her ‘cram’.

          • CWR
            CWR
            March 22, 2012 at 9:50 am | #

            Or engage in ‘sexual intercourse’.

            • Insomniac
              Insomniac
              March 22, 2012 at 3:31 pm | #

              you’re doing it wrong.

              • CWR
                CWR
                March 23, 2012 at 11:46 am | #

                You were watching? Awkward.

  17. Vabolo
    Vabolo
    March 22, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

    GIVE HIM YOUR FACE

    • fellixe
      fellixe
      March 22, 2012 at 2:09 am | #

      …and tell him that you love him. He’ll give you his face and tell you he loves you, too!

      • N0083rP00F
        N0083rP00F
        March 22, 2012 at 9:09 am | #

        I love to hear you o-ra-lize, ….

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          March 26, 2012 at 5:57 pm | #

          When I’m between your thighs…

  18. ConnorWF
    ConnorWF
    March 22, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

    This is turning out to be the best sabbath EVER!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 22, 2012 at 12:32 am | #

      but it’s Sunday.

      • Khrene Cleaver
        Khrene Cleaver
        March 22, 2012 at 5:38 am | #

        I beleive Sunday is considered to be the Sabbath at least the Western half od Protestantism. Even though evidence supports it bein Saturday or Sabato in Spanish

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          March 22, 2012 at 10:55 am | #

          Evidence has *never* slowed american christians down.

        • David
          David M Willis
          March 22, 2012 at 11:01 am | #

          I was raised Protestant, and we weren’t taught Sunday was the Sabbath. Saturday was still the Sabbath, but Jesus’ resurrection on Sunday made that day more important.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            March 22, 2012 at 7:01 pm | #

            The main arguement for many Christians groups to worship on Sunday is that Jesus rose from the dead on Sunday.

            The main arguement for denominations like SDA/SDB to worship on the Sabbath is that Jesus died around sunset Friday so he could ‘rest’ on the Sabbath.

          • ConnorWF
            ConnorWF
            March 23, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

            For jews and some christians, its saturday, for other christians, it’s sunday, for muslims, it’s friday. typically it refers to the day of prayer, or rest.

  19. fezzam
    fezzam
    March 22, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

    She’s such a floosie! Walky will think that shes clingy or going to fast, and I will be there to laugh at Dorothy.
    MARK MY WORDS! FLOOSIE!

    • Thor
      Thor
      March 22, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

      PREMARITAL HOOTCHIE SMOOTCHIE!!!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 22, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

        Now in McNugget favour.

        • Historyman68
          Historyman68
          March 22, 2012 at 1:56 am | #

          She’s doing the right thing to get into McNuggets favour.

  20. Sam
    Sam
    March 22, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

    Well now.

  21. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    March 22, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

    Is Walky’s shirt of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?

    • Deemah
      Deemah
      March 22, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

      It is holy crap

      • Deemah
        Deemah
        March 22, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

        Wait, it is a butt taco, Willis just got us with a butt taco

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 22, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

        Dotty certainly got a hold of his ‘marshmellows’.

        • Deemah
          Deemah
          March 22, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

          You are on fire tonight

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            March 22, 2012 at 12:24 am | #

            Thanks and I bet Dotty’s taco is begging for some meat filling. 😉

            • Khrene Cleaver
              Khrene Cleaver
              March 22, 2012 at 5:41 am | #

              Gaaaawwwwwww!!!

              …With a healthy dollop of sour cream!

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                March 22, 2012 at 6:56 am | #

                …with EXTRA CHEESE!

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      March 22, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

      Nope.

      http://butt-taco.org/

      • mechaqua
        mechaqua
        March 22, 2012 at 12:39 am | #

        I see it now I am not sure if i should laugh or file a complaint with the ATDANA.

  22. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    March 22, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

    Watch Walky fuck it up

    • Ridureyu
      Ridureyu
      March 22, 2012 at 12:54 am | #

      Double entendre!

  23. Henry
    Henry
    March 22, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

    MONKEY MASTER CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL.

  24. Ter
    Ter
    March 22, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

    Walky, Dorothy is touching your moobs~~~~~

    • Ter
      Ter
      March 22, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

      Yes, I realize who my gravatar is XD

  25. The Blot
    The Blot
    March 22, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

    Has Walky been wearing that taco butt t-shirt the entire time?

    • Deemah
      Deemah
      March 22, 2012 at 12:30 am | #

      Since http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/lent/

  26. Zuche
    Zuche
    March 22, 2012 at 12:41 am | #

    And so Monkey Master’s secret breeding program begins…

  27. Rex Hondo
    Rex Hondo
    March 22, 2012 at 12:41 am | #

    The power of Monkey Master compels you…

  28. John Madden
    John Madden
    March 22, 2012 at 12:43 am | #

    Quoth the Raven: oh lawd.

  29. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    March 22, 2012 at 12:53 am | #

    It just occured to me that Walky won a girl in roughly a week’s time by staring creepily and throwing toys at her.

    …So why didn’t it work for me?!!??!!?!?

    • Khantalas
      Khantalas
      March 22, 2012 at 1:08 am | #

      You might have been throwing toys at the wrong tree, dude.

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        March 22, 2012 at 2:01 am | #

        Or throwing the wrong toys at the tree. Or maybe you shouldn’t be throwing things at trees in the first place.

        • Khantalas
          Khantalas
          March 22, 2012 at 2:20 am | #

          Better than throwing toys at people. At least trees don’t throw back.

          • Drunken Nordmann
            Drunken Nordmann
            March 22, 2012 at 2:26 am | #

            But throwing toys at defenseless trees is worse. And nobody hears them cry.
            Poor things.

            • Khantalas
              Khantalas
              March 22, 2012 at 2:29 am | #

              They have plating like whoa, and no central nervous system. They can take a few lumps of plastic tossed their way.

              • Drunken Nordmann
                Drunken Nordmann
                March 22, 2012 at 2:44 am | #

                After reading your last comment and looking at your gravatar I can’t stop imagining Ethan advocating tossing at trees.

                • Khrene Cleaver
                  Khrene Cleaver
                  March 22, 2012 at 5:44 am | #

                  Do you know what else “tossing” means? Geez, I’ve heard of tree hugging, but thats a little lude!

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  March 22, 2012 at 6:58 am | #

                  Everybody knows that trees give you ‘wood’. 😀

    • CWR
      CWR
      March 22, 2012 at 9:54 am | #

      Hulk throw trees at puny humans.

  30. Aegon01
    Aegon01
    March 22, 2012 at 1:03 am | #

    At least he made the kissy part a Thursday comic instead of a Friday comic like Jeph is known to do.

    • George
      George
      March 22, 2012 at 1:11 am | #

      Watch Friday be a scene cut to another cliffhanger… we are dealing with David “Damn You Willis” Willis, after all.

  31. thelastnerd
    thelastnerd
    March 22, 2012 at 1:06 am | #

    How has a FAAAACE joke not been made on this yet?

    • karishi
      karishi
      March 22, 2012 at 1:53 pm | #

      If you want something done right, you’ve got to do it yourFAAAACE.

  32. MR C
    MR C
    March 22, 2012 at 1:09 am | #

    atta girl, you get im dorothy

  33. PureLionHeart
    PureLionHeart
    March 22, 2012 at 1:16 am | #

    Monkey Master, the ultimate aphrodisiac.

    • Atcote
      Atcote
      March 22, 2012 at 1:21 am | #

      Blue eyebrows do it for me, too.

  34. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    March 22, 2012 at 1:21 am | #

    *plays “Monkey On Your Back” over the Muzak*

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      March 22, 2012 at 1:25 am | #

      This Thing.

      I couldn’t remember if it was when he was with Wham! or after. I suppose it was because I don’t think I heard it much since it was a hit song.

  35. Atcote
    Atcote
    March 22, 2012 at 1:25 am | #

    1st panel: Dorothy is reading up on practical make-outs.
    2nd and 3rd Panel: She considers her present options for practice.

  36. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    March 22, 2012 at 1:27 am | #

    Monkey Master: “You and I both know that all of this studying is not making you feel happy. Indeed, you have ambition for great things, but what does it all matter if you are not happy? You are over-thinking this. Go to him. Now.”

    Dorothy: “…Yes Monkey Master!”

  37. Raine
    Raine
    March 22, 2012 at 1:29 am | #

    Rule of romance: Since she decided to want him, they cant end up together. Dammit Willis! Prove me wrong!

  38. sandbridgekid
    sandbridgekid
    March 22, 2012 at 1:32 am | #

    Just made three cats and a rabbit lose their collective sh@t with the biggest “dawww YEEESSSS!!” Also courting death after waking Ambien™-sodded wife at 1:25am. Not to sound geezer but we met in similar Walky/Dottie way. Now about those stuffed sausages, Sir! (Injoky)

  39. Simius
    Simius
    March 22, 2012 at 1:34 am | #

    We all need Monkey Master toys to throw at our prospective love interests. It obviously worked for Walky!

  40. Hans
    Hans
    March 22, 2012 at 1:38 am | #

    I foresee a cliffhanger tomorrow

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 22, 2012 at 3:39 am | #

      Better a Cliffhanger than a Wallbanger.

      • Khrene Cleaver
        Khrene Cleaver
        March 22, 2012 at 5:55 am | #

        That my good man is very quotable

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          March 22, 2012 at 6:59 am | #

          I have my moments. ^_^

  41. sandbridgekid
    sandbridgekid
    March 22, 2012 at 1:41 am | #

    Walky finds “Monkey Master Ultimate Soundtrack” on Ipod and turns his ILife Stereo Alarm Clock up to 11. Does Walky have his sock or tie handy? Common courtesy, after all!
    Hooray, this isn’t the Friday cliff hanger

  42. Ryan Balis
    Ryan Balis
    March 22, 2012 at 1:46 am | #

    Midnight Sex! Midnight Sex! Midnight Sex! Midnight Sex! Midnight Sex! pleeeeeeeeease xD

  43. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    March 22, 2012 at 1:59 am | #

    Monkey Master: I will stare at you until you go over there and kiss him.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 22, 2012 at 7:00 am | #

      Anything but THAT!

    • AndaisQ
      AndaisQ
      March 22, 2012 at 3:28 pm | #

      GET UP AND KISS THE BOY

      YOU KISS THAT BOY THIS INSTANT

    • phroggonalog
      phroggonalog
      March 22, 2012 at 6:56 pm | #

      Stop studying dumb girl and kiss that boy until your toes curl
      -Roadblock

  44. Blob Marley
    Blob Marley
    March 22, 2012 at 2:15 am | #

    Boo-yah!!! Win for Walky! Suck it, Danny boy.

    • Izzy
      Izzy
      March 22, 2012 at 2:18 am | #

      I think you
      Meant Dorothy girl

      • Blob Marley
        Blob Marley
        March 22, 2012 at 3:44 am | #

        Also yes.

  45. Buckybone
    Buckybone
    March 22, 2012 at 2:17 am | #

    Is she eating his nose?

    • Jason
      Jason
      March 22, 2012 at 1:26 pm | #

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who had that first reaction! Her aim appears a little high.

  46. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    March 22, 2012 at 2:20 am | #

    Danny walks out “Hey Walky thanks for letting me borrow this sock- OH MY GOD.”

  47. Fruit Punch Tsunami
    Fruit Punch Tsunami
    March 22, 2012 at 2:23 am | #

    It appears that Dorothy has begun absorbing Walky’s face. All part of her evil plot to forge a Gestalt body and take over the world. Starting with Yale.

    • Drunken Nordmann
      Drunken Nordmann
      March 22, 2012 at 2:30 am | #

      And to take over the world she has to aquire Walky’s toy-throwing powers?

      • Fruit Punch Tsunami
        Fruit Punch Tsunami
        March 22, 2012 at 2:38 am | #

        And his ability to eat 50 McNuggets at once

        • Drunken Nordmann
          Drunken Nordmann
          March 22, 2012 at 2:47 am | #

          “We are Walky/Dorothy. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.”

          • Random Guy
            Random Guy
            March 22, 2012 at 3:30 am | #

            They are Trapper-keeper.

          • Fruit Punch Tsunami
            Fruit Punch Tsunami
            March 22, 2012 at 2:47 pm | #

            Dorowalk? Walkothy? Woroky? Dalkthy? Those names just don’t blend well

            • MeHael
              MeHael
              March 22, 2012 at 3:51 pm | #

              Doroky. Maybe just Dorky.

  48. DT
    DT
    March 22, 2012 at 2:58 am | #

    That last panel feels like it needs a sound effect added.
    Like *Manboob Squeeze* or something. XD

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 22, 2012 at 3:48 am | #

      It should be this sound.

    • ryan
      ryan
      March 22, 2012 at 9:02 am | #

      the sound effect should be “licky style”.

  49. johannhowitzer
    johannhowitzer
    March 22, 2012 at 3:10 am | #

    Good girl, Dotty. That was the right call.

  50. iggzy
    iggzy
    March 22, 2012 at 3:15 am | #

    Daw….

    Also, I spot a buttaco shirt

  51. Herohatch
    Herohatch
    March 22, 2012 at 4:17 am | #

    And here I thought the comic would shift away from Dorothy and Walky to give some other character the spotlight for a while. I’m glad it hasn’t!

  52. Sammy
    Sammy
    March 22, 2012 at 5:21 am | #

    I think I squeeed so hard, my brain exploded.

  53. McGruff the Crime Dog
    McGruff the Crime Dog
    March 22, 2012 at 5:22 am | #

    Two-faced harlot! How could you?

  54. Khrene Cleaver
    Khrene Cleaver
    March 22, 2012 at 6:03 am | #

    Guys: I like it, but I have mixed emotions right now…Lets just go with it…

    Gals: I like it, but I have mixed emotions right now… Lets back away and make things awkward for a while and wind up waiting until theres no chance to let say something…

    Well hold Dotty in this sitch (Kinda like how Walky will be)

    I’m glad she realized that she should act on her emotions, as there is little risk, for such a reward.

  55. Roninwolf
    Roninwolf
    March 22, 2012 at 6:18 am | #

    Anyone else notice the http://www.butt-taco.org/ shirt? just me?

  56. Fauxlosopher
    Fauxlosopher
    March 22, 2012 at 7:12 am | #

    What.

  57. AJBulldis
    AJBulldis
    March 22, 2012 at 7:23 am | #

    Don’t worry Dorothy; this is a webcomic. You can have your Walky and eat your Presidency too.

  58. Frost
    Frost
    March 22, 2012 at 8:14 am | #

    When I grow up I want to he Walky.

  59. lordphulish
    lordphulish
    March 22, 2012 at 8:55 am | #

    That’s definitelt worth a Takei “oh my!”

    • CWR
      CWR
      March 22, 2012 at 9:43 am | #

      Is it worth a Takei “SHHHEEEEIILLDDSS!!!” ?

  60. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    March 22, 2012 at 9:10 am | #

    Walky: “Who are you, and what did you do with Dorothy?!”

  61. Alexx
    Alexx
    March 22, 2012 at 9:19 am | #

    There was a girl; she was bored. Then there was a monkey. A knock on the door, then – what, who…? – MOUTHSEX.

  62. NF
    NF
    March 22, 2012 at 9:52 am | #

    Walky is going to be the oddest First Man in history.

  63. Matt of Steel
    Matt of Steel
    March 22, 2012 at 11:28 am | #

    Chicks dig robo-monkeys.

    True Story.

  64. CaptainTempest
    CaptainTempest
    March 22, 2012 at 12:03 pm | #

    I’ll say again. Poor Danny… 🙁

    • MeHael
      MeHael
      March 22, 2012 at 3:53 pm | #

      Well, Amber now knows that he turned down sex with Billie for her. Cue the ‘identity of Amazi-Girl’ meme…

  65. Ray Barrington
    Ray Barrington
    March 22, 2012 at 12:10 pm | #

    Dorothy, years later: “I remember our first time … I was in blue … you were wearing a butt-taco t-shirt…”

    • karishi
      karishi
      March 22, 2012 at 2:00 pm | #

      Walky: She couldn’t resist the gaze of Monkey Master. And that…is how I met your mother.

  66. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    March 22, 2012 at 12:44 pm | #

    Is somebody going to be having some premarital hanky-panky?

    • karishi
      karishi
      March 22, 2012 at 2:01 pm | #

      Joe walks by, hears noises, pulls out the sock.
      Gazes upon it.
      …
      “I don’t know if I can trust you anymore.”

  67. Stevarious
    Stevarious
    March 22, 2012 at 1:40 pm | #

    It’s so hard to think about studying when you’ve got the munchies!

  68. Insomniac
    Insomniac
    March 22, 2012 at 3:33 pm | #

    obligatory

    WhooooOOOOOOOO! *clapclapclapclAPCLAPCLA*

  69. phroggonalog
    phroggonalog
    March 22, 2012 at 6:47 pm | #

    Friday, Head Alien comes and ruins everything 🙁

  70. LiC
    LiC
    March 22, 2012 at 7:14 pm | #

    aww…

    So does anyone have an idea about how much time has passed since the break up to this point?

    • JA
      JA
      March 22, 2012 at 8:19 pm | #

      Couple weeks, maybe?

      • Bunk
        Bunk
        March 29, 2012 at 3:42 pm | #

        Nope, a full week.

  71. RandomNameGen
    RandomNameGen
    March 22, 2012 at 8:24 pm | #

    Let me get this straight. The monkey is misbehaving and giving her the evil eye.. which presents her with two options.. spank said monkey, or go find guy to hook up with.

    I think I see how this works… but there are a few details that are still a little hairy.

  72. DiDi
    DiDi
    March 23, 2012 at 12:41 am | #

    Woo!!! *ships*

  73. Jenny Creed
    Jenny Creed
    July 23, 2013 at 4:08 pm | #

    The chapter title makes it seem like this strip is about Dorothy choosing Walky as her religion.

    Of course, who could resist that caramel adonis?

  74. newllend
    newllend
    August 14, 2013 at 6:55 pm | #

    Again unexpected, you think that would have a little build up too it

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
header image - Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete | eBay
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Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete | eBay
Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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