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October 9, 2026

We meet again

by David M Willis on December 16, 2024 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – The One Where Jocelyne Returns
└ Tags: jocelyne, joe, joyce, paul, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    December 16, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    WwnNightguy, the VILLAIN’S supposed to be the one monologuing

    • Proto_Eevee
      Proto_Eevee
      December 16, 2024 at 12:22 am | #

      Heros are allowed a certain amount of introductory monologuing

    • mindbleach
      mindbleach
      December 16, 2024 at 12:36 am | #

      Why bother? Dude immediately copped to circumstantial evidence he kidnapped several of the angry people surrounding him.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 16, 2024 at 8:30 am | #

        I don’t think any of them have realized that yet. Costumes and masks work. Except for Walky.

        And except on Dina. Would be amusing if she recognized him as a kidnapper and just assumes everyone else did too.

        • Amelie Wikström
          Amelie Wikström
          December 16, 2024 at 8:43 am | #

          That would be funny, but it occurs to me bad guy’s costume does a way better job of hiding his identity than anyone else in the comic. The opaque glasses may change the shape of his face, the suit seems to have padded shoulders and all. People in the comments kept thinking he was Ryan, maybe it’s enough to trick Dina.

        • Kazuma Taichi
          Kazuma Taichi
          December 16, 2024 at 6:16 pm | #

          as I recall, no one actually kidnapped Dina
          she just noticed all of her friends being kidnapped and thought the social norm thing to do would be to join them

  2. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    December 16, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    …so that’s not who you called ?

    • Nono
      Nono
      December 16, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

      Well the answer to ‘who you gonna call’ is Ghostbusters, obviously.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        December 16, 2024 at 7:05 am | #

        The Real Ghostbusters, not the “original” Ghost Busters.

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          December 16, 2024 at 9:38 am | #

          One cartoon was legit to the True OGs (OGBs?); the other was fake, false, and lies by Filmation.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            December 16, 2024 at 11:10 am | #

            To be at least a little fair to Filmation, their cartoon was a sequel to / continuation of a live action series they produced in 1975. (Even if it was a blatant attempt at cashing in on the movie.)

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWrAfikM7Ck

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      December 16, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      Presumably she was expecting Amazi-Girl, but got Walky/Night-Guy instead; which is far funnier albeit less badass.

      • James
        James
        December 16, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

        Honestly I feel like Incelerator does not deserve a badass response. It’d feel too validating.

        • Aquila
          Aquila
          December 16, 2024 at 3:58 am | #

          Perhaps that’s compensated for enough by the de-validation (as he must see it) of being taken down – yet again – by Amazi-girl.

          • James
            James
            December 16, 2024 at 6:14 pm | #

            I can’t decide if getting his ass beat by a girl would outweigh the “legitimacy” of getting a “real” superhero’s attention/rivalry.

      • Casi
        Casi
        December 16, 2024 at 1:35 am | #

        yeah, as we all know, Walky has a good ass, like a dodgeball

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          December 16, 2024 at 9:39 am | #

          Perfect Gravatar is perfect.

  3. BBCC
    BBCC
    December 16, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    See, Walky? You’re already getting your own rogues gallery!

  4. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    December 16, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    Walky is in over his head, and I am here for it.

    • Xaeon
      Xaeon
      December 16, 2024 at 8:58 am | #

      Nah, Dina is there. All he has to do is trick him into saying something wrong about dinosaurs.

      • Jerach
        Jerach
        December 16, 2024 at 5:48 pm | #

        He already attacked Dina’s cereal, she doesn’t really need further reason to attack.

  5. ian livs
    ian livs
    December 16, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    I’m pretty sure Jocelyne is focused on things other than your use of correct names right now, Joyce ^_^’

  6. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    December 16, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    He remembers Nightguy too?

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      December 16, 2024 at 9:40 am | #

      He remembers Walky. As in, he helped kidnap Walky.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 16, 2024 at 1:40 pm | #

        Walky was in his early NightGuy costume at the time.

  7. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    December 16, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    So for the past few days I was thinking Incelerator was just some ridiculous jerk but then I remembered he was part of the group that murdered Mike and it feels a bit more serious.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      December 16, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

      The weird thing about Dumbing of Age is that the costumed villains feel like much bigger threats than they do in actual superhero stories. Here we are more attached to the heroes as we spend more time with them out of costume than in. Also, our rag-tag team don’t have the bullet-proofing afforded by being a multimillion intellectual property or super powers.
      A guy in roller-skates would a laughable threat to batman or spiderman, but here where conflicts are largely low-stakes fist fights between college kids, the fact that Incelerator could be stopped by a small pebble or any non-paved surface seems less important than the simple fact that he is willing to be party to crimes as severe as kidnapping and murder. In this comic world, a villain’s capability for violence is trumped by the mere capacity for it and it makes even the most low-stakes ridiculous foes a horrifying threat.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        December 16, 2024 at 4:48 am | #

        He also was part of the group that tried to break into houses they thought were occupied by women who accused Ryan of rape and do god knows what to them. Thankfully, AG flooded the places they hung out with fake addresses.

      • eh, whatever
        eh, whatever
        December 16, 2024 at 6:14 am | #

        could be stopped by a small pebble or any non-paved surface

        ELEVATE!
        ELEVATE!

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      December 16, 2024 at 12:55 am | #

      Were the junior kidnappers part of the crew when Mike was hurt (technically, I’m not sure you can even claim Blaine killed Mike, let alone anyone else since Mike tried to save AG by taking Blaine out with him)?

      And I’m not sure they were aware of Blaine killing Toedad since it happened on the spur of the moment in the basement while none of them were down there.

      Which would mean they were only part of kidnapping more than half a dozen people (admittedly, that’s still a major felony, but it’s much less serious than murder).

      There’s also the attempted witness intimidation or whatever they were doing for Ryan, but I’m only trying reference the Blaine related crimes.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 16, 2024 at 8:36 am | #

        They weren’t with Blaine and Ross when they attacked Mike, nor were they in the room when Blaine attacked Ross, but they were still part of the operation and can still face charges as accessories.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          December 16, 2024 at 3:10 pm | #

          I’m not up on Indiana laws, but in TX if you’re part of a group that one member of which kills a person the everybody in the group is guilty of capital murder. Unfair, I know, but that’s the law.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            December 16, 2024 at 5:19 pm | #

            I think it usually has to be actually committing some crime as part of the group, not just hanging out with your pals when one of them flips out and kills someone. “Driver of the getaway car” is the usual example. “One of the kidnappers” certainly counts.

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      December 16, 2024 at 1:36 am | #

      Mike wasn’t murdered, he died trying to stop Blaine. Possibly as a murder-suicide attempt if you want to get really dark. But I’m inclined to think as a ill conceived attempt at atonement.

      Dude was part of a kidnapping, though, that involved the murder of Toedad.

      • Tan
        Tan
        December 16, 2024 at 2:28 am | #

        Mike died as a result of injuries suffered in the fight initiated by Blaine and Toedad attacking him with stated intent that he die. There’s really no way to cut that that isn’t both legally and morally murder.

        • cbwroses
          cbwroses
          December 16, 2024 at 3:33 am | #

          Morally? Sure, let’s go with that.
          Legally? Nah.

          There were only 3 witnesses to Mike’s fall.
          One is no longer a giant walking talking toe, which leaves two witnesses (Blaine is dead as well, but he has to be alive for the purpose of this hypothetical arrest and trial).

          So we’d have Blaine, a known mobster, kidnapper, and murderer who also has ties to law enforcement.
          And we have AG, a vigilante alter of Blaine’s emotionally abused daughter.

          Leaving aside the he-said-she-said aspect, and that AG would probably describe what happened truthfully – that Mike took the initiative to throw both him and Blaine over the railing – the average jury member is a layman when it comes to alters, as am I, and so would probably not trust AG as a reliable witness for that alone, let alone being a vigilante and his abused daughter.

          There’s also no physical evidence against Blaine showing he threatened violence against Mike because, while he planned to kill Mike, he never actually laid a finger on him.
          Mike was out of reach during the scooter chase, Toedad hit him with the car, and AG was fighting Blaine the whole time after that.

          I’m sure even a subpar defense lawyer could get that down to manslaughter, and a decent one might get him acquitted.
          Blaine himself wouldn’t hesitate to put the blame on Toedad, and Toedad couldn’t defend himself from the grave.

          Hell, it’s possible that the district attorney wouldn’t even charge him for Mike’s murder so as not to muddy the waters for the much stronger cases of multiple kidnappings and Toedad murder.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            December 16, 2024 at 5:06 am | #

            It wouldn’t be that he said-she said though. Blaine told the group he kidnapped that he threw Mike off a third story balcony when he told them that if AG didn’t show with Becky, he’d kill all of them so they knew he wasn’t bluffing. If all of them testified to that, that would probably help. Plus Mike’s injuries would be consistent with what AG said happened.

            • Joy
              Joy
              December 16, 2024 at 10:52 am | #

              The défense lawyer could just object to that as hearsay though.

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                December 16, 2024 at 8:55 pm | #

                The defense lawyer could also get fucked. We’ll see what happens.

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            December 16, 2024 at 6:34 am | #

            Saying something meets the legal definition of a crime isn’t the same as saying the person would be found guilty of it in court. Your points were interesting, but also a lot of time rebutting something that wasn’t said.

            • cbwroses
              cbwroses
              December 16, 2024 at 1:50 pm | #

              Well no.

              To say an action committed by a specific person in a specific situation is legally a crime ultimately culminates in what the person committing a crime is convicted of and/or if the crime itself can be deemed as such even without knowing who committed it.

              There’s a difference between saying killing someone is murder and saying YOU killed someone and that doing so was murder.

              People who were convicted of murder had actions judged as such, saying their actions were legally that, but if they are later acquitted, say like they were exonerated based on dna evidence, then THEIR actions were not legally murder because they did not actually commit actions leading to such.

              When Tan says it is both legally AND morally murder, the connection to Blaine and Toedad’s actions become intrinsic to that statement, as morals wouldn’t come into play otherwise.

              And once it becomes dependent on their specific actions, they either must legally be convicted of murder or Mike’s death must unequivocally be deemed a murder.

              Since Mike jumped, what would make his death a murder would not be the method of death, but instead everything that led up to it, which, again, depends on how the Evil Dad Duo’s actions are judged in court.

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                December 16, 2024 at 2:40 pm | #

                Still no, dude. Saying something– a specific situation even!– meets the legal definition of a crime is not dependent on the party being found legally guilty. If you murder someone and never get caught, you have still murdered someone, and it’s still illegal.

                If you want to argue Mike’s death doesn’t qualify as a murder legally, go for it. But don’t base it on what would be presented in court because we’re not in court.

                • cbwroses
                  cbwroses
                  December 16, 2024 at 3:25 pm | #

                  Thats my point.
                  The death itself found from an outside party with no knowledge of the how it happened could not say it was murder vs manslaughter vs negligent nomicide vs reckless endangerment vs an accident vs suicide, so it would only legally be murder based upon the actions that led up to it, and those would have to be judged in court due to the circumstances of this particular death.

                  Sorry that you had to go through something that this discussion is bringing up past trauma for you.

                  I stand by what I’m saying though, so I guess we’ll have to drop this here.

                • Yumi
                  Yumi
                  December 16, 2024 at 3:30 pm | #

                  I still don’t see how it’s hard to understand that there’s a difference between what happened– like, what you, as a reader, saw happen– and what could be presented to a court. You could absolutely make your argument without all the bullshit hypotheticals.

                  I don’t have particularly strong feelings about if Mike’s death would meet the legal definition of murder; the issue I have is how you’re not talking about that but something else, and saying it’s the same thing.

                • cbwroses
                  cbwroses
                  December 16, 2024 at 3:56 pm | #

                  Have a good day, Yumi.

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                December 16, 2024 at 2:48 pm | #

                The court room argument is honestly fucking enraging. As a survivor, I’ve been trying to write the rest of this message and deleted it several times.

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  December 16, 2024 at 6:29 pm | #

                  I feel this as well.

                  It is an argument which seems to be derived from the common notion that Law *itself* can never be something which is there to guide members of society, but only ever to *punish* people.

                  The unfortunately common conception of results of effective enforcement of Law via the whims of a small handful of people who run The System being where the utility of Law in society stops and ends, isn’t about shaping society, but communicating which kinds of people have to fear law enforcement (plural folk like Amber, POC and queers), and those who get to admire them.

                  Racists who instigated lynchings in the 1950s were very much guilty of murder by legal definition, however were often acquitted because all-white juries refused to convict.

                  In US Court, jurors cannot be punished for their verdict, even if they reached it improperly, and to this day the unfortunate reality is that Jury selection is far more likely to favor racist white people than people who think the justice system is racist.

                  The outcome of the flawed system is wholly independent of the fact that these people were very much legally guilty of murder.

                  Either genuine faith in the court system or collective suspension of disbelief in it’s efficacy does not magically change the fact that it is by itself unreliable in upholding the purpose of law itself.

                • cbwroses
                  cbwroses
                  December 16, 2024 at 7:48 pm | #

                  TLDR: Mike’s death is not legally murder.
                  The reason is because he jumped of his own volition.
                  A case could be made that Blaine murdered him because of the situation surrounding his death, but that needs to be proven in court because the death itself is not murder; the extenuating circumstances are necessary to achieve that verdict, but I don’t think it would be enough.
                  It was not my intention to say a person is only guilty of a crime if convicted.
                  My intention was Mike’s death wasn’t murder, FULL STOP, you could argue in court that Blaine murdered him due to the circumstances, but I doubt it would stick because of reasons, FULL STOP.

                  ————————————-
                  I guess I wasn’t clear if lynch mobs being found innocent of murder is being compared to my comment.
                  So I’ll try one more time to convey my thoughts.
                  If I still come across the way you perceive after this, I just have to chalk it up to a failure of communication on my part.
                  Here we go:

                  Mike’s death does not fit the legal definition of murder.
                  No one else killed Mike; he killed himself.
                  No one threatened Mike into killing himself.
                  No one drove Mike into a situation where he had no choice but to kill himself.
                  No one gave Mike a choice of either kill himself or option B.
                  Mike completely chose to throw himself over the railing with no physical, visual, or verbal input from anyone else.
                  And he did so to save his friend.
                  Neither Blaine nor Toedad told him, suggested to him, implied to him, expected him, or wanted him to do what he did.

                  If I honestly want to shoot you dead, I intend to do so, you know this, and you decide to drink yourself to death with my threat being very real, I did not legally commit murder (other crimes, yes, murder no).
                  But could a case be MADE to charge me with murder (not a lesser charge, but murder) on the idea that I drove you to that, sure, but that case would have to made in court as the death itself is not enough to say it was murder, let alone that I did it.
                  I’m saying what I just described would be the same situation as Blaine being charged with Mike’s death, and I gave reasons why I don’t believe the charge would stick.
                  I guess it’s my fault for not clearly separating that Mike’s death wasn’t legally murder from my further idea that the charge wouldn’t stick.

                  It was NEVER my intention to say NO ONE is guilty of a crime unless they are convicted of it.
                  My intention was to say that since this specific death does not fit the legal definition of murder, the only way to get Blaine for this death AS a murder would be to succeed in court, and I doubted that possibility with the reasons I gave.

                  Compare that to the death of Toedad: it unequivocally fits the legal definition of a murder (murder 2 probably, but not murder 1 since it wasn’t preplanned).
                  Blaine could have escaped scott free or even been acquitted in court for some bs reason and I’d still say he murdered him.

                • Yumi
                  Yumi
                  December 16, 2024 at 8:31 pm | #

                  I feel that Mike’s death meets the qualifications of felony murder, which I would still consider murder. But– legally. I actually feel Mike’s death is LESS morally murder– for the reasons you outlined– than it is legally murder.

                  Your previous comments, yes, lynch mobs, those acquitted of abuse that occurred, victims whose cases were thrown out before they could even try to argue them in court– all those were in discussion with your initial comments.(I mean, you brought up he-said-she-said when determining if something was legally a crime or not.)

                  As I said initially, I do think you bring up interesting points– I fall on the side of felony murder, but not unmovably so– but the most you could have been said to give to “legal definition” before moving on to the court room stuff was “Nah.”

                • cbwroses
                  cbwroses
                  December 16, 2024 at 9:50 pm | #

                  All my comments were either about Mike’s death specifically or made a distinction for crimes that were unequivocally what they looked like (even I’m annoyed at how many times I used the word).
                  A lynch mob is unequivocally murder.

                  We didn’t go into details about abuse victims and cases that never went to court, but there’s no need to go into details about a lynch mob being unequivocally murder because lynching is a type of murder and is inherently part of the term.

                  I brought up he-said-she-said specifically for AG vs Blaine on the witness stand for trying to get Blaine for Mike’s murder, not crime in general.
                  I did not mention it in relation to whether if anything is ever a crime, but in reference to getting Mike’s death judged as a murder with Blaine as the murderer, due to the lack of physical evidence in that specific crime that would normally do the heavy lifting.

                  Since Blaine never touched him, and we have no knowledge of any surveillance in the area, the only way Blaine gets attached to the murder in court is if AG says it’s him.

                  I write a lot to try to avoid confusion (it doesn’t always work, clearly), so it’s easy to for points to be missed, either because others didn’t see/get it, or because I didn’t say it clearly/at all.

                  I think this conversation was a little of column A, a little of column B.

                • Yumi
                  Yumi
                  December 16, 2024 at 10:55 pm | #

                  A lot of people might work from the baseline assessment that Mike’s death DOES meet the definition of murder — such as the one you replied to. I didn’t find it clear you had moved on to a different argument aafter the first two lines of your first comment, and you seemed to affirm you hadn’t. That’s where all the other stuff (via living in a society) came in.

                  I also feel that holding convictions to a high degree of proof and having empathy for victims whose assailants are acquitted is important in society, which is why I think a lot of this stuff matters.

              • Tan
                Tan
                December 17, 2024 at 10:55 am | #

                “To say an action committed by a specific person in a specific situation is legally a crime ultimately culminates in what the person committing a crime is convicted of and/or if the crime itself can be deemed as such even without knowing who committed it.” is pure nonsense, on roughly the same level of legal understanding as Sovereign Citizens. Laws have definitions that facts either meet or do not meet. In an ideal world this would (roughly) correspond with convictions, but neither we nor these characters live in an ideal world.

                The facts of what happened meet the legal definition of murder, whether it would be provable beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law or not. You are getting super caught up on hypothetical testimony and what a hypothetical jury would and would not choose to believe when that is simply unnecessary. The jury finds the facts of what happened, but we already KNOW the facts of what happened because we saw it. If the jury knew what we know, and assuming no corruption, Blaine would be guilty.

                Mike was fighting for both his own and Amber’s life. “He jumped of his own volition” is also nonsense. He was cornered at the top of a narrow stairway with two men blocking his way down, one of whom had a weapon he was swinging with obvious lethal intent (both in his actions and in his words). Mike lunged at said attacker, because his other option was to stand there and watch Blaine kill his friend and then kill him.

                But let’s go back to your absolutely nonsense premise. Is this a situation that can be deemed a crime without knowing who committed it? Mike has injuries consistent with being hit by a car, followed by a long fall. No car accident involving Mike was reported. Blaine, Toedad, and Mike are not giving statements on the matter due to being dead. Amazi-Girl is not giving a statement on the matter due to being a vigilante who would be putting herself at risk for no benefit. So at minimum someone who knew nothing else of what happened could readily conclude that this was a hit-and-run that resulted in a death, which, hey, that’s definitely a crime. Going a little further might even find damage to Toedad’s car consistent with having hit a person and having been in the right area at the time (and given the knowledge that Blaine and Toedad were working on kidnapping a bunch of kids from this university campus, all of whom are friends with Mike, might even reasonably conclude that this happened during attempts to kidnap, which would make it murder specifically). They’d be wrong about how it got there, but your premise didn’t mention anything about being correct.

                Or, alternatively, we could just… Look at the series of pages where the things happened and say hey this is murder, based on this knowledge of having read exactly what happened. Which is what I did.

          • Mark
            Mark
            December 16, 2024 at 7:49 am | #

            I think you’re talking about the difference between what’s legally true (if all the facts were proven) and what a jury will believe (given the evidence presented).

            • cbwroses
              cbwroses
              December 16, 2024 at 2:04 pm | #

              Not exactly.
              I’m saying that due to Mike basically taking himself out, what makes it murder depends solely on the actions of the others involved and how they are judged.
              Without those actions being judged as murder, it’s not murder.
              If no one knew the circumstances of how Mike ended up like that, it could be deemed an accident, self harm, or murder.
              As opposed to someone who died in a way that was unarguably murder, like being hit repeatedly until they died.
              And I know I would find it hard to deem Mike’s act of self sacrifice to save a friend as him being murdered, even if the end result was what the Evil Dad Duo wanted.
              If the that part is left out, if all that’s said is that there was a fight, an attack, and he ended up going over the railing, sure, I’d probably see that as murder or, more likely, manslaughter.
              But since both AG and Blaine would probably tell how he threw himself off, I don’t think murder would be deemed the actual crime.

  8. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    December 16, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    It’s kind of funny that Incelerator seems actually pleased to see him.

    Also, I like that Walky knows this about the police structure of Bloomington.

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      December 16, 2024 at 3:40 am | #

      I mean, Incelerator is doing this for the attention.

  9. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    December 16, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    She’s trying.

    Very, very trying.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 16, 2024 at 12:35 am | #

      Joyce may be an Atheist, but I assure you Christian Atheist is NOT an oxymoron. Especially given her Fundamentalist Background.

      For all her life, Joyce’s known rules first and foremost as things not to help people and shape society for the better, but to judge and punish Those Who Stray From The Path.

      Her pointing out her progress in pronouns here is likely motivated from her long ingrained fear of being judged, same basic deal with why she was motivated to stop Ruth from “backsliding” when she was seen dating Jason.

    • StClair
      StClair
      December 16, 2024 at 12:36 am | #

      my exact thought!

  10. General Tekno
    General Tekno
    December 16, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    I’m a little worried because Nightguy is up against someone who could, by virtue of when he appeared, be a Dayman.

    You know, the fighter of the Nightman. And the champion of the sun.

  11. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    December 16, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    A really goofy battle is about to commence!!!

    SHO EXCITING! I’ll grab popcorn! ^^

    *plays “Rubber Bazooka” from One Piece CD on hacked muzak*

  12. General Tekno
    General Tekno
    December 16, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    …also thinking a little more I’m a little worried for Walky here considering his arc has had him grappling with institutional/subconcious racism, and he’s wearing a mask against someone who has an even lighter skin tone.

  13. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    December 16, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

    How many concussions did AG give him?

    • Newlland(Henryvolt)
      Newlland(Henryvolt)
      December 16, 2024 at 12:31 am | #

      Pretty sure he got kicked in the face by her when she first introduced then there were like several other encounters up until the kidnapping where he may or may not have been the one being Hurricanranaded into a dinning table, tied up, then punched out by Malaya.

  14. Tofusmith
    Tofusmith
    December 16, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

    Okay but I’m just waiting for Joe to realize that this is stupid, he’s larger than both of them combined, and just like, knock the incel over and sit on his legs

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 16, 2024 at 12:29 am | #

      Joe’s not much of a fighter.

      …. seriously, I think all that we’ve seen out of him, fight-wise, is getting punched a lot by Mike and Joyce.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        December 16, 2024 at 12:57 am | #

        Joe is the tank, not the dps.

      • Big Z
        Big Z
        December 16, 2024 at 8:44 am | #

        I’m picturing him winning this like a 6’4″, 280lb friend of mine won a fight one.

        Angry drunk dude just started punching him in the back for some perceived slight, my buddy eventually turns around and says, deadpan: “I haven’t reacted to you hitting me yet. I’m going to do so eventually. Are you sure you want to be here for that?”

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      December 16, 2024 at 1:59 am | #

      Joe might also get arrested for assault in this universe. He doesn’t have a costume to protect his identity or loved ones.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      December 16, 2024 at 9:39 am | #

      1) It should be obvious that in this setting being larger has little to do with being dangerous, even more so than in the real world. Joe is also larger than Amber & Sal combined, but that wouldn’t help him.

      2) The Incel here’s annoying, but he hasn’t really crossed the line into physical threat. Maybe if someone had just reacted to him smapping Dina’s tray, but it’s been a bit and he hasn’t done anything else. Joe’d be the one in trouble if he attacked now.

  15. Pocky
    Pocky
    December 16, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

    oh he’s a villain alright

    but I’ve yet to see any evidence of him being a super one

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 16, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

      Actually, he does seem to have presentation down.

      …. the rest of him is awful, of course, but at least he’s owning the look.

    • Nono
      Nono
      December 16, 2024 at 12:34 am | #

      Funny/sad thing is he probably thinks of himself as the hero.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        December 16, 2024 at 1:00 am | #

        Well, he’ll either die soon enough or live long enough to realize he’s the villain.

        (First time using italics so I hope I do it right).

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          December 16, 2024 at 2:56 am | #

          close! ya gotta close it off with the tag spelled right

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            December 16, 2024 at 2:58 am | #

            dammit, the parser ate the tag, here:

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              December 16, 2024 at 3:00 am | #

              come on, if i can’t show HTML what does the code tag even DO? (-_-)

              • eh, whatever
                eh, whatever
                December 16, 2024 at 6:22 am | #

                You need “code”, not “tag”.

                Or just resort to HTML trickery and spell out the HTML entities for < and >: &lt; and &gt; 🙂

                So: </i> closes the tag.

                • eh, whatever
                  eh, whatever
                  December 16, 2024 at 6:23 am | #

                  …also, tag is not in the list of allowed tags right under the comment window.

  16. Proto_Eevee
    Proto_Eevee
    December 16, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

    Nightguy finally establishing a rogues gallery

  17. Newlland(Henryvolt)
    Newlland(Henryvolt)
    December 16, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

    I forgot for a moment Walky was in his Nightguy persona the entire time he was kidnapped.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      December 16, 2024 at 1:00 am | #

      Thanks for the reminder.

  18. IniquitousKing
    IniquitousKing
    December 16, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

    It’s awfully nice of half the main cast to just be indulging this man’s humiliation fetish.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 16, 2024 at 12:42 am | #

      🧺 “Come on everybody, bounce your balls!” XD

  19. staszu13
    staszu13
    December 16, 2024 at 12:30 am | #

    Ok this Walky is definitely NOT taking out any aliens etc

    • Mark
      Mark
      December 16, 2024 at 7:58 am | #

      Time for someone to fetch Joyce her cannon.

  20. True Survivor
    True Survivor
    December 16, 2024 at 12:41 am | #

    Wait a minute. Incelerator only introduced himself like 15 seconds ago, far to little time for Walky to have gone up and retrieved his costume. As Walky did not recognize him, this means Walky just saw some guy dressed up like that and instead of thinking “oh cool, a sophomore is putting some flare into his physics presentation today” he assumed he was a hardened criminal and prepared to throw hands.

    No wonder we haven’t seen Nightguy around, he’s probably been busy stalking all the visiting sports mascots trying to learn their nefarious schemes.

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      December 16, 2024 at 1:24 am | #

      For what it’s worth, NightGuy! may well have spotted the Incelerator out the window or something before the arrival at the food court, and thus began hustling here early enough to show up this promptly.

      He would have great difficulty stalking any sports mascots at Indiana University, considering his reluctance to ever visit the stadium; Google tells me that IU has no mascot of its own, so it’s not like he could stalk the home team’s either.

    • eh, whatever
      eh, whatever
      December 16, 2024 at 6:24 am | #

      …oh, flair. Took me a while.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      December 16, 2024 at 12:36 pm | #

      He probably got a quick change costume made of “unstable molecules” from Reed Richards. Like the X-Men did.

  21. Bogeywoman
    Bogeywoman
    December 16, 2024 at 12:45 am | #

    WAit SHIT! Im out of state on clunky ass bush wifi. Someone put nightguy, Incellerator and amazi-girl in the Spiderman meme all pointing at each other!

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      December 16, 2024 at 3:47 am | #

      That’ll cost ya $300.

      • clif
        clif
        December 16, 2024 at 9:37 am | #

        For a bush wifi? I’m not sure what my portable Internet costs per year because it’s part of a package, but that seems highish, but if the equipment is thrown in, maybe not.

        • Mark
          Mark
          December 16, 2024 at 5:20 pm | #

          I don’t think that’s internet service plus equipment; I think it’s a commission rate.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            December 16, 2024 at 8:41 pm | #

            Now it’s $700, after the sass fee.

  22. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    December 16, 2024 at 12:57 am | #

    Does the Incelerator© have some sort of glowing light source behind those goggles, or is that just supposed to be glare from the overhead fluorescents?

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      December 16, 2024 at 1:05 am | #

      I believe that’s his eyes behind the shades.
      When he looked at Dina from the corner of his eye two strips ago, it seemed to be in that approximate position to match.

    • Masumi
      Masumi
      December 16, 2024 at 8:33 am | #

      That would be hilarious. He built some leds in there too look cool, rendering him mostly blind

  23. Lysbeth
    Lysbeth
    December 16, 2024 at 1:01 am | #

    The stakes have never been lower! It’s an incel on wheels who doesn’t know what he’s doing here, versus a superhero who’s trained for no time to be the best at anything!
    Who could the incelerator be, though… Who has met nightguy, one of Blaine’s hired idiots? DID DANNY GET DUMPED EARLIER TODAY AND ARE THOSE THE CONSEQUENCES?

    • 3oranges
      3oranges
      December 16, 2024 at 2:13 am | #

      He’s Nightguy and he can breathe in space.
      It’s a shame he doesn’t have any other powers, since that one is unlikely to come up.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 16, 2024 at 7:17 am | #

      Incelerator is one of Blaine’s hired idiots.

  24. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    December 16, 2024 at 1:05 am | #

    “So we meet again, Nightguy! FOR THE LAST TIME!”
    “Not today…whoever you are.”

  25. moon
    moon
    December 16, 2024 at 1:32 am | #

    another gaza gofundme for anyone who can give! https://gofund.me/418f3c31

  26. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    December 16, 2024 at 1:33 am | #

    Surely Nightguy’s ability to maturely deal with emotions will be of use here.

  27. moon
    moon
    December 16, 2024 at 1:34 am | #

    anyway as well designed the incelerator is i hope he is hit by a truck

  28. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    December 16, 2024 at 1:38 am | #

    Is it coincidence that Incelerator is up against a incredibly popular with women person of color man who respects them and thus has gotten laid in multiple relationships?

    I mean…probably?

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      December 16, 2024 at 3:49 am | #

      One can be a multiple if you’re working with fractions, I suppose.

  29. River
    River
    December 16, 2024 at 2:02 am | #

    Still… I was expecting Carly and I think that Joyce was as well. Who but another roller skater can take this guy?

    • Masumi
      Masumi
      December 16, 2024 at 8:30 am | #

      Dunno, stairs might prove effective

  30. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    December 16, 2024 at 2:24 am | #

    So Joyce wasn’t expecting Nightguy. I wonder if Amazi-Girl or a new superhero we haven’t seen before is gonna show up soon too.

    • Mark
      Mark
      December 16, 2024 at 8:07 am | #

      Boring surprise: she texted the campus police. We just need a few more strips to assemble all of the people who were kidnapped, so they can all point and say in unison: “HE WAS ONE OF THEM! ARREST HIM!”

  31. Bruno
    Bruno
    December 16, 2024 at 2:25 am | #

    Anyone else notice that NightGuy looks a lot like Sal? Coincidence?

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 16, 2024 at 2:30 am | #

      “I’m Jennifer, this is TMZ” XD

  32. Ophidiophile
    Ophidiophile
    December 16, 2024 at 2:26 am | #

    Walky’s going to handle this? Three eminently capable people on hand, and It’s Walky?

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      December 16, 2024 at 3:47 am | #

      Stupid problems need stupid solutions.

      • clif
        clif
        December 16, 2024 at 9:41 am | #

        The stupid thing is that sometimes works.

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      December 16, 2024 at 12:23 pm | #

      I mean, he’s not a physical threat.

      He’s a roller skating supervillain.

  33. Suet
    Suet
    December 16, 2024 at 2:29 am | #

    So Nightguy is just a seasonal cameo?

    Yeah, who’s the Commissioner ’round this city? And are they prepared against… Notre Dame

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      December 16, 2024 at 12:39 pm | #

      Is that a reference I am not getting, or a reference to the rightly-long-forgotten* movie “John Goldfarb, Please Come Home”?

      * Except by me, obviously.

      • Suet
        Suet
        December 18, 2024 at 1:37 am | #

        No reference today. Just that there’s a game this weekend against them.

  34. Arianod
    Arianod
    December 16, 2024 at 3:32 am | #

    Look at him. He’s finally getting the attention he thinks he deservers.

    Disgusting.

  35. Taffy
    Taffy
    December 16, 2024 at 3:51 am | #

    There’s only so many ways to say “the incel is devoid of human value”.

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      December 16, 2024 at 6:11 am | #

      That just means we gotta get creative!

  36. Aquila
    Aquila
    December 16, 2024 at 3:54 am | #

    His superhero name really ought to be “Walkman”.

    • eh, whatever
      eh, whatever
      December 16, 2024 at 6:28 am | #

      That could mean trouble with the sliding timescale – do Kids Today™ still know what a walkman was?

      • Da Boy
        Da Boy
        December 16, 2024 at 7:47 am | #

        Honestly it would be funny. Walky all proud of his new hero name and getting confused when people like 10 years older than him make references he lacks the knowledge to understand

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      December 16, 2024 at 7:45 am | #

      Night Walker maybe to fuse both?

  37. clif
    clif
    December 16, 2024 at 9:52 am | #

    I’m starting a Go-Funned-Me to finance a campaign to get Nightguy his own tag.

    I plan to accomplish this by taking the proceeds and buying and consuming Larado Tacos (which are actually burritos but a large step up from Taco Bell anything) and letting the universe work it’s magic.

  38. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    December 16, 2024 at 10:12 am | #

    I wonder if this guy has delusions, of the clinical sort.

  39. Yeet
    Yeet
    December 16, 2024 at 11:23 am | #

    okay walky you might actually have this one
    he’s on skates, you just gotta shove him in a direction there’s stuff to trip on

  40. thumb
    thumb
    December 16, 2024 at 11:24 am | #

    Next question, how do you resolve any of this? No one is in danger so far. Definitely harrassed, but you’ll both need a lot more encouragement for this to escalate to fisticuffs. Maybe if Dina had been allowed to bite out his throat. I think the moment’s passed though. Now everyone who’s not a costumed idiot is just annoyed.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      December 16, 2024 at 11:46 am | #

      The only fitting resolution is for the encounter to just end at some point and everyone go about their day. It doesn’t deserve to be an all-day situation.

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      December 16, 2024 at 12:22 pm | #

      Do it like you do the fundamentalist missionaries on campus.

      Walk away and ignore him.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 16, 2024 at 1:46 pm | #

        The better approach to the fundie missionaries on campus is bagpipes.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          December 16, 2024 at 10:25 pm | #

          Or just eat their ass and tell their parents they’re getting their ass ate by someone other than Jesus.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      December 16, 2024 at 1:49 pm | #

      Mockery, I think.

      Unless he gives enough hints that someone realizes he’s one of the kidnappers, in which case, call the cops.

  41. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    December 16, 2024 at 12:22 pm | #

    I find it hilarious that Ethan looks like Nightwing but Walky is the one who became him.

  42. Pergola
    Pergola
    December 16, 2024 at 12:28 pm | #

    Walky missed a big opportunity when he failed to recruit Lucy as NightGirl.

    Lucy: “Costume? This is just pajamas!”
    Walky: “Because NightGirl rules the night!”
    Lucy: “Why the cutout over the chest? It’s cold out there!”
    Walky: “It’s you, it’s very you.”

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      December 16, 2024 at 1:01 pm | #

      Jennifer: Oh my God, Amber is Nightgirl!

      Lucy: OH COME ON.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      December 16, 2024 at 2:52 pm | #

      Imagine them doing choreographed action poses like Gohan and Videl

  43. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    December 16, 2024 at 12:41 pm | #

    One of NightGuy’s powers is NightSight(tm), which makes it look like it is night to him, even when it isn’t.

  44. Byron Orpheus
    Byron Orpheus
    December 16, 2024 at 2:10 pm | #

    I say this in all seriousness. What the hell does Walky think he’s doing? Does he think his home-made costume grants him superpowers? Does he think this is a joke? Is he really that childish or has he finally snapped?

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      December 16, 2024 at 5:44 pm | #

      The other guy’s costume doesn’t give him superpowers either.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      December 16, 2024 at 10:22 pm | #

      He doesn’t think it gives him powers, but it’s also a dude who willingly is calling himself “Incelerator”. Walky probably doesn’t need to be terribly concerned.

    • MacareuxMoine
      MacareuxMoine
      December 17, 2024 at 5:17 am | #

      Let’s hope his superpower is ‘Distracting the villain long enough for actual help to arrive’

  45. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    December 16, 2024 at 2:12 pm | #

    Just wondering if Willis starts to draw full-circled eyes in all chars, like he did with Nightguy today…

    • Tux Time
      Tux Time
      December 16, 2024 at 3:22 pm | #

      I’m pretty sure it’s because otherwise you wouldn’t be able to see Walky’s — I mean NIGHTGUY’S eyes at all in that mask.

  46. Mark
    Mark
    December 16, 2024 at 5:26 pm | #

    Maybe for the daytime Night Signal they briefly turn off the stack scrubbers at the power plant?

  47. PB
    PB
    December 16, 2024 at 8:12 pm | #

    “Did you ever throw me into a van?”
    “… gonna have to be more specific.”

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