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May 12, 2026

Situation ended

by David M Willis on December 28, 2024 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – The One Where Jocelyne Returns
└ Tags: amazi-girl, asher, ethan

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  1. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    December 28, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    What’s the rope attached to, you ask?

    Same thing Spider-Man’s webs and Batman’s grapnel are usually attached to. The comic makes a lot more sense if you just assume dirigibles are common in this universe, and there’s always one just overhead, off-panel.

    One day, advancements in drone technology might solve this issue for good.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      December 28, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      I’m sure there’s attachment points on the ceiling, I’d be more curious about how she got it up there.

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      December 28, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      There’s a video of a guy riding a drone over Times Square like the Green Goblin.

      Literally, Amber and Carla could team up to do something like that. Except Amber would be swinging from it!

      https://youtu.be/9KleziuLx3E

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      December 28, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

      It’s very specifically attached to the wiggly artsy structures on the ceiling that are there in real life! This isn’t one of those Spider-Man/Batman things! That grapple landed somewhere real! i even drew them

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        December 28, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

        Amazi-Girl
        Amazi-Girl
        Barely stands five foot four
        Is she strong? Is she bad?
        Why does the girl who looks like her always act so sad?

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        December 28, 2024 at 12:11 am | #

        Nice of the university to make their buildings Superhero Accessible.

        • Charles Phipps
          Charles Phipps
          December 28, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

          Walky’s mom used to be known as White Woman.

          She fell in love with the original Night Guy.

          • DaveM
            DaveM
            December 28, 2024 at 3:21 am | #

            In some of the flashbacks/reboots she’s known as “Very White Woman”, or “Extremely White Woman”. I’m given to understand it depends on the writer.

        • Jamie
          Jamie
          December 28, 2024 at 12:38 am | #

          Wheelchair accessible AND superhero accessible.

          • Proxiehunter
            Proxiehunter
            December 28, 2024 at 1:23 am | #

            Professor Xessible.

            • Shadowsnail
              Shadowsnail
              December 28, 2024 at 12:03 pm | #

              Nice.

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          December 28, 2024 at 7:58 am | #

          Indiana universities take ADA requirements _very_ seriously.

      • Mark
        Mark
        December 28, 2024 at 8:54 am | #

        Aw! I was thinking one of these.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 28, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

      Ruttech is already confirmed to have some “over eager drones”, so sooner than you think.

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-9-comic/02-but-the-sun-still-shines/narcissistic/

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        December 28, 2024 at 2:22 am | #

        Come to think of it, that “R” on the Ruttech drone looks an awful lot like the Team Rocket logo, hmm….

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        December 28, 2024 at 8:02 am | #

        We start with this:
        “Hello, human, I heard you talking about the jacket. Please state your size.
        We need to clear up some warehouse space.”

        And that inevitably leads to:
        “Hello, superhero, I heard you wanting to exit this situation. Here is a contact point for your grapple. Please state your destination coordinates.”

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      December 28, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

      When you read Dune, imagine Duncan Idaho with a cape, swinging in and out of every appearance. He’ll make much more sense as a character.

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        December 28, 2024 at 12:19 am | #

        People don’t believe me when I say that the original Dune novels become about the power of Duncan Idaho to have sex with thousands of mind-controlling sex ninjas.

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          December 28, 2024 at 12:26 am | #

          S’true

        • Adam Black
          Adam Black
          December 28, 2024 at 12:26 am | #

          Tbf Mindcontrolling sex ninjas are just Basic Bene Gesserit ( Acolytes imprinters with voice and prana bibdu fighting) .

          HM are something else

    • ESM
      ESM
      December 28, 2024 at 1:48 am | #

      The bigger question is “What is she swinging towards”

      • Aquila
        Aquila
        December 28, 2024 at 2:57 am | #

        The future!
        And BEYOND !!!

      • Eric
        Eric
        December 28, 2024 at 7:20 am | #

        Not here – she doesn’t live here!

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 28, 2024 at 4:18 am | #

      Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

      • Mark
        Mark
        December 28, 2024 at 9:01 am | #

        We owe a great debt to wizards.

        • clif
          clif
          December 29, 2024 at 1:18 am | #

          How are you planning on paying your share?

  2. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    December 28, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    “Save yourselves!”

    • Mark
      Mark
      December 28, 2024 at 9:17 am | #

      “Free Silver!”

  3. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    December 28, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    “People are Garbage”

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      December 28, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

      “Up here we can be garbage!”

  4. paleotectonics
    paleotectonics
    December 28, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    Not in the face! Not in the face!

    • Shadowsnail
      Shadowsnail
      December 28, 2024 at 12:07 pm | #

      Yeah, baby, yeah! I’m the Mad Midnight Bomber what bombs at midnight!

      • Shadowsnail
        Shadowsnail
        December 28, 2024 at 12:11 pm | #

        D’oh! Evil, not Mad. But also mad.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        December 30, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

        Tough kitty toenails! I’m makin’ gravy without the lumps!

  5. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    December 28, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    alt text going to be wrong in 10 years when it turns out she’s been planted in the background since the beginning as a planned major character.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      December 28, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

      well well well another AG scene.

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        December 28, 2024 at 12:16 am | #

        I assume the blonde on the left is this new girl.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          December 28, 2024 at 11:14 am | #

          Blond and Kokomo-shirt, two new characters!

  6. HMRC4EVR
    HMRC4EVR
    December 28, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    How about “The Power…is Yours!”

    Don’t think it’s in use right now…

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      December 28, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

      Amber versus a kid with the Power Glove!

      Maybe he’ll beat Sal’s record at Mario Kart.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        December 28, 2024 at 9:14 am | #

        I took that more as a Captain Planet reference.

        • Shadowsnail
          Shadowsnail
          December 28, 2024 at 12:11 pm | #

          Same. The Power Glove catchphrase would be:
          “I love the Power Glove… It’s so bad.”

  7. EtchJetty
    EtchJetty
    December 28, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    That’s the look of “we’ll talk about this later.” Hopefully Amber’s not in for a total surprise when the conversation happens…

  8. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    December 28, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    That is a shitty catch phrase. Mine isn’t any better, “Being dead is boring, and coming back hurts. Just die the one time.”

    • 3oranges
      3oranges
      December 28, 2024 at 8:25 pm | #

      Only because it’s too long. “Sorry, pal…I’m only dying the one time” is a perfect thing to say in fight scenes.

  9. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    December 28, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    Hey, the banner is AG giving Paul a Dynamic Entry.

  10. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    December 28, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    Ethan is so done with this shit.

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      December 28, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

      “I wonder why the lady who held a knife to my throat is swinging over my head.”

      • Daibhid C
        Daibhid C
        December 28, 2024 at 10:40 am | #

        Did I miss the strip where somebody bonked Ethan on the head and he got comedy amnesia?

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      December 28, 2024 at 2:34 am | #

      I really wonder when Ethan is going to learn that emulating Mike ain’t a healthy coping mechanism.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        December 28, 2024 at 4:47 pm | #

        A lot of the main cast “emulated Mike” already by default, hence the Doylist explanation of why he was done away with.

  11. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    December 28, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

    someone’s unimpressed

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      December 28, 2024 at 8:07 am | #

      Yes depressed; not impressed.

  12. Pocky
    Pocky
    December 28, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

    I’m partial to “Random Bullshit GO” myself

  13. Nono
    Nono
    December 28, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    Okay chat what name are we giving her

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 28, 2024 at 12:35 am | #

      hmmm?

      she looks like a “Christina”, but that just me XD

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        December 28, 2024 at 12:44 am | #

        I’m feeling “Emma” for her, myself.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          December 28, 2024 at 1:21 am | #

          comment.upvote ++;

          ^-^

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      December 28, 2024 at 12:40 am | #

      Minerva “Minnie” Skovgaard, a theater major. She ditches class on occasion, refuses to read any book that’s not hard science fiction, watches Roz’s livestreams, and her favorite food is pork egg rolls.

    • Confuzor
      Confuzor
      December 28, 2024 at 1:27 am | #

      Definitely Kari

    • staszu13
      staszu13
      December 28, 2024 at 4:50 am | #

      Sandy

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      December 28, 2024 at 8:09 am | #

      1. Rebel
      2. Emma

    • SignSeeker
      SignSeeker
      December 28, 2024 at 9:35 am | #

      She strikes me as a Svetlana.

    • Shadowsnail
      Shadowsnail
      December 28, 2024 at 12:21 pm | #

      Ylva. Spelled like it sounds.

  14. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    December 28, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

    Since Willis didn’t name her, I am saying the blonde girl is, “Jane Joanna Jameson.”

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      December 28, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

      We’ll give her a name, and take away her number?

      • DaveM
        DaveM
        December 28, 2024 at 3:26 am | #

        I got that reference.gif!

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      December 28, 2024 at 12:20 am | #

      That would be good if she was the editor of the college newspaper, but Daisy has that job at the moment.

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        December 28, 2024 at 1:43 am | #

        What if she’s Daisy’s baby sister who wants to be an Astronaut and date Mary Jane?

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          December 28, 2024 at 8:10 am | #

          *rubs chin thoughtfully

          I like where you’re going with this. Daisy needs some more drama in her life.

    • Yak
      Yak
      December 28, 2024 at 12:55 pm | #

      Jane Jangle Jinglehiemerschmidt

  15. Armadillo
    Armadillo
    December 28, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

    Closest thing I ever had to a catchphrase was “Never sign an NDA” for a conspiracy theorist character I made for a ttrpg with a futuristic setting.
    Good catchphrases are much harder to come up with than people tend to think.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 28, 2024 at 4:21 am | #

      That sounds like one of the Rules of Acquisition.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      December 28, 2024 at 8:11 am | #

      I mean, “Never sign an NDA” is not bad advice, generally speaking. Neither non-disclosures nor non-competes.

  16. BSD
    BSD
    December 28, 2024 at 12:24 am | #

    Whether it is a TM, in-universe, is actually a fascinating question.

    • IntangibleMatter
      IntangibleMatter
      December 28, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

      Holy shit BSD, are you Free, Net, or Open?

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        December 28, 2024 at 12:27 am | #

        They are the Blue Screen of Death
        No one hears your screams

      • BSD
        BSD
        December 28, 2024 at 1:10 am | #

        Given I’m posting this on an iphone, mostly Open, I’m given to understand. But no, it’s not Berkeley System Design, it’s Big Scary Dave. (also: on this topic I am decidely Not Free).

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          December 28, 2024 at 8:12 am | #

          “Always available; never free”

          • Morleuca
            Morleuca
            December 28, 2024 at 3:54 pm | #

            but reasonably priced for the housewife on the go

            • Aura
              Aura
              January 5, 2025 at 6:50 pm | #

              1 nickel

  17. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    December 28, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

    They should call her Shitty Catchphrase Girl™

    • Ophidiophile
      Ophidiophile
      December 28, 2024 at 1:40 am | #

      Who called the Shitty Catchphrase Police?

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        December 28, 2024 at 6:58 am | #

        J Joanna is just mad that Daisy is the editor of the magazine and not her!

  18. Bogeywoman
    Bogeywoman
    December 28, 2024 at 12:26 am | #

    Alright gang, time to mass vote for the nameless lady for the next bonus strip

    • staszu13
      staszu13
      December 28, 2024 at 4:48 am | #

      Seconded but only if they put that girl who looks like Danny in too

  19. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    December 28, 2024 at 12:34 am | #

    How many times has she actually said that though?
    We need a transcript search on this website.

    • tbf
      tbf
      December 28, 2024 at 7:16 am | #

      Or to submit transcripts to OhNoRobot. (I’m not bothering to check if they’re already there.)

  20. BBCC
    BBCC
    December 28, 2024 at 12:47 am | #

    Behold! The first appearance of AG’s sidekick! Amazi-Lass!

    …Look, it was be an unpaid intern superhero or an unpaid intern at a marketing place. Superhero was way cooler.

    • Shadowsnail
      Shadowsnail
      December 28, 2024 at 12:38 pm | #

      Catchphrase: Freaky fanfic, Amazi-Girl!

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        December 28, 2024 at 5:50 pm | #

        As A-G’s intern, she has to be Amber’s intern, too. That’s where the fanfic comes in.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      December 28, 2024 at 5:48 pm | #

      Good career move. The latest batch of LLMs are murder on the marketing industry’s entry-level jobs. BUT ain’t any LLMs gonna affect the superheroing industry for quite a while.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        December 28, 2024 at 7:06 pm | #

        While the market for LLMs and other AI is really large, turns our it’s also largely fraudulent 👀

        https://ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-fucking-piledrive-you-if-you-mention-ai-again/

  21. Radiance
    Radiance
    December 28, 2024 at 1:07 am | #

    “Quick! To the Amazi-Cave! (Which is NOT a dorm room.)”

  22. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    December 28, 2024 at 2:01 am | #

    Nameless so far

  23. Bryy
    Bryy
    December 28, 2024 at 2:32 am | #

    Asher has seen Amazi-Girl. Amazi-Girl has seen Asher.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 28, 2024 at 3:31 am | #

      Like Cell locking eyes with Android 18 in Dragon Ball Z 😨

  24. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    December 28, 2024 at 3:32 am | #

    Catchphrase lady went down in history as the only person to defeat Amazi-Girl.

  25. Legs
    Legs
    December 28, 2024 at 3:47 am | #

    Actually, that is not at all a shitty catchphrase, if you have seen “Foxfire” with Angelina Jolie. Her exiting line “I don’t even go here” is still one of the coolest catchphrases I’ve ever heard

  26. Justnobodyfqwl
    Justnobodyfqwl
    December 28, 2024 at 3:55 am | #

    COMING SOON 2025: CATCHPHRASE LADY’S SLIPSHINE

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      December 28, 2024 at 4:15 am | #

      +1!

    • ValdVin
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      December 28, 2024 at 7:40 am | #

      We need this. The whole campus is asking “Who’s Catchphrase Girl?”

      Daisy wants to be in a triad.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        December 28, 2024 at 9:11 am | #

        Catchphrase lady has become DoA’s Hawk Tuah! When can we expect the inevitable rug pull?

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      December 28, 2024 at 8:15 am | #

      That would, in fact, get me to re-up my subscription.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        December 28, 2024 at 6:48 pm | #

        Just cuz im in a YOLO kinda mood rn, have an upvote!!!! ^^

        Although we would probably get it on patreon, just sayin’ XD

  27. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    December 28, 2024 at 4:19 am | #

    Whaddaya mean “she doesn’t have a name”? She has an on-camera speaking part!

    Also, hi Ethan.

    • Shadowsnail
      Shadowsnail
      December 28, 2024 at 12:48 pm | #

      Maybe she canonically doesn’t have a name. You could call her “Baby Girl LNU”.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        December 28, 2024 at 5:45 pm | #

        Somebody in the comments called her Lauren; I’m stealing that for my DoA expanded headcanon universe.

        You get an on-camera speaking line, you get your name in the credits. That’s just how it works.

        No I am not a crackpot.

  28. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    December 28, 2024 at 4:32 am | #

    Ethan is thinking, “Maybe I should try supervillainy now.”

  29. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    December 28, 2024 at 4:50 am | #

    I do wonder what she thought Amazi-Girl would say. Does she have a catchphrase or was this her trying to tee her up for one?

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      December 28, 2024 at 5:01 am | #

      I vote we have a poll!

      Mine would be for, “I am not a Mary Sue! I train really hard!”

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        December 28, 2024 at 8:19 am | #

        She’s totally not a Mary Sue. She’s more a Broken Bird sort of TV Trope.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          December 28, 2024 at 5:46 pm | #

          Of course she’s not a Mary Sue. She’s an Amazi-Girl. It’s right there in her name!

    • Azhrei Vep
      Azhrei Vep
      December 28, 2024 at 6:21 am | #

      Well, she’s expecting her to say “I’m Amazi-Girl, and I’m immune to criticism!” naturally.

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        December 28, 2024 at 8:20 am | #

        Total callback. 🙂

  30. Steve DeGroof
    Steve DeGroof
    December 28, 2024 at 4:58 am | #

    And so begins Catchphrase Girl’s supervillain origin story.

  31. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    December 28, 2024 at 5:01 am | #

    I could’ve sworn Amazi-Girl had a catchphrase before, but maybe that was in the other universe. Or maybe I’m just remembering wrong.

  32. BadRoad
    BadRoad
    December 28, 2024 at 5:10 am | #

    Book 14: “That’s a Really Shitty Catchphrase”

  33. Dara
    Dara
    December 28, 2024 at 5:51 am | #

    My 2025 catchphrase is “Why are you complaining? This is exactly what you voted for, you stupid-ass motherfucker.”

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      December 28, 2024 at 8:22 am | #

      Relative of mine is having something similarly worded printed on little stickers. She plans to go around putting them at gas stations, grocery shelves, and mail boxes.

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      December 28, 2024 at 8:48 am | #

      Alas, if things still don’t go their way, they’ll probably just blame the Deep State or some other stupid reason that can’t be shot down with mere logic. 😛

    • zee
      zee
      December 28, 2024 at 10:43 am | #

      My favorite thing about the past few days has been conservative tech bros realizing that conservative policies would lose them their cheap labor, conservative POC immigrant professionals realizing that being “one of the good ones” isn’t enough to save you from people wanting to deport you and every other conservative realizing that profits trump principle with every single CEO. The infighting has been hilarious

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        December 28, 2024 at 3:02 pm | #

        Again, if you vote for a guy who explicitly plans to round you and your family up in a camp and/or have you deported, you lose the right to complain when that happens to you. It’s what you want, no take-backs.

  34. Suet
    Suet
    December 28, 2024 at 6:07 am | #

    That catchphrase is not for you, Sabrina… or Lauren… it’s for Jennifer. And Sal.

    I like how someone is oblivious to the redesign, it’s all the same to ’em

    • Mark
      Mark
      December 28, 2024 at 9:15 am | #

      It’s blue and yellow — it’s the same. Anybody who has ever shopped for breakfast cereal knows that the point of a packaging redesign is to make the product unrecognizable and impossible to find.

  35. Azhrei Vep
    Azhrei Vep
    December 28, 2024 at 6:20 am | #

    Good thing for Amazi-Girl that she’s immune to criticism!

  36. thumb
    thumb
    December 28, 2024 at 7:15 am | #

    What’s the rope hanging from? How does it swing her upwards? Wouldn’t the length of the rope required for a swing to carry her even this high make it very dangerous indoors?

    THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!!!
    I refuse to take this comic seriously until they are answered.

    • Alan in DC
      Alan in DC
      December 28, 2024 at 8:28 am | #

      But other than that, everything else makes perfect sense then?

  37. Michael Steamweed
    Michael Steamweed
    December 28, 2024 at 7:56 am | #

    “She doesn’t have a name…yet.”

    There ya go. Fixed it for ya. 😀

  38. Daibhid C
    Daibhid C
    December 28, 2024 at 10:26 am | #

    My “I don’t live here(TM)” catchphrase has people asking a lot of questions which are answered by my catchphrase.

  39. Morrison
    Morrison
    December 28, 2024 at 10:57 am | #

    Man, I was afraid of this. Incelorator led Amazigirl to the same room as Asher. Asher helped Blaine setup his evil plot on campus. He must of known how to contact Incelorator.

  40. Lightweight Baybee
    Lightweight Baybee
    December 28, 2024 at 11:11 am | #

    sweater lady is in 2 whole panels (that i know of) and doesn’t have a name
    damn willis is slipping >:^o

  41. AnonGrouch
    AnonGrouch
    December 28, 2024 at 11:23 am | #

    Olivia

  42. Yak
    Yak
    December 28, 2024 at 12:28 pm | #

    What so you mean, that’s a fantastic catchphrase.

  43. Yeet
    Yeet
    December 28, 2024 at 1:12 pm | #

    not as good as “and I can breathe in space”

  44. Astariel
    Astariel
    December 28, 2024 at 2:37 pm | #

    I like Cute Blonde Amazi-Girl Fan. I want to see more of her.

  45. fwknight
    fwknight
    December 28, 2024 at 2:43 pm | #

    As far as catchphrases go, it could be worse. “I’m so tired” doesn’t sell toys after all.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      December 28, 2024 at 2:58 pm | #

      No, but it does foreshadow your death at the hands of the Kingpin.

  46. Graham
    Graham
    December 28, 2024 at 4:30 pm | #

    Did she actually say TM?

    • Straximus
      Straximus
      December 28, 2024 at 6:13 pm | #

      Asking the real question.

  47. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    December 28, 2024 at 9:41 pm | #

    Submit your Blonde Girl names! You get two!

    1. Straight Becky
    2. Kat Fraise (Catch Phrase)

  48. cain
    cain
    December 28, 2024 at 10:32 pm | #

    AG/Amber must be far-sighted. Amber always wears her glasses (when staring at screens) and AG almost never does (when overlooking campus from rooftops or swinging from grappling hooks).

    • Rotunda
      Rotunda
      December 28, 2024 at 11:29 pm | #

      Willis has said that A/A-G is only astigmatic. Anyone have the reference?

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