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June 14, 2026

Two inches

by David M Willis on February 9, 2025 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – Me And Who You Say I Was Yesterday
└ Tags: joe, joyce

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  1. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    February 9, 2025 at 12:01 am | #

    *plays “CLOSER” by 9 Inch Nails on hacked muzak*

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      February 9, 2025 at 12:31 am | #

      I want to nudge you like an animal

      I want to feel you with my thigh

      • Hastur
        Hastur
        February 9, 2025 at 2:35 am | #

        I want to nudge you like an animal

        You . . . get . . . me closer to . . . um, wait, nevermind

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        February 9, 2025 at 10:08 am | #

        You let me hanky-pank you.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      February 9, 2025 at 10:05 am | #

      That is the perfect song for this situation. 😀

  2. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    February 9, 2025 at 12:01 am | #

    The power of life and death is in her thighs!

  3. Animedingo
    Animedingo
    February 9, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

    Ok as an autistic person, a sheltered one at that-

    Doing something that you feel is taboo, can be very arousing.

    • Queen Anthai
      Queen Anthai
      February 9, 2025 at 12:24 am | #

      I am honestly feeling so attacked right now

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      February 9, 2025 at 12:32 am | #

      I want to say I don’t think that’s particular to autistic people, but I don’t have a non-autistic person available to check with.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        February 9, 2025 at 12:37 am | #

        When I was wondering if I was autistic or not (I am), at one point I wanted to compare some of my experiences with neurotypical people, and I was looking around my friend group like, “Does anyone… know… a neurotypical?”

        But I do think taboo things being arousing is common across neurotypes.

        • Jo_cubstar
          Jo_cubstar
          February 9, 2025 at 12:50 am | #

          Lol we tend to travel in packs

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          February 9, 2025 at 10:12 am | #

          Just before the pandemic, a friend in one of my groups told us he was the only neurotyp we had.

          About a year ago, the same friend told us about his spectrum diagnosis.

          We were less than surprised. 🙂

      • AK
        AK
        February 9, 2025 at 1:57 am | #

        Finding taboo sexy is one of the most common things in the world. Have you SEEN what kinks people tend to have? “Oh no a man is doing a taboo thing to me that I would NEVER want myself despite my many protests, I guess I have no choice but to enjoy it” is like. An entire genre of romance.

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          February 9, 2025 at 10:14 am | #

          The reverse: Romance has a subgenre that is _not_ into kinkery (vanilla romance), while forbidden perviness is par for the course.

          • Kazuma Taichi
            Kazuma Taichi
            February 9, 2025 at 11:51 am | #

            one sometimes must wonder if the hardcore vanilla crowd are truly the real perverts amongst us

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              February 9, 2025 at 1:45 pm | #

              It’s best to assume that any given person on the street is definitely into being vored by Crystal from Star Fox, so if you ask them and they deny it, they’re a fucking liar.

              • Casi
                Casi
                February 9, 2025 at 4:50 pm | #

                I’m not into being vored by Crystal from Star Fox.

                I’m into being vored by Mother Brain from Metroid.

                • SillyGoose
                  SillyGoose
                  February 10, 2025 at 4:12 am | #

                  I’m not either, but that’s because I haven’t seen (read?) Star Fox. Better go do some research, for science.

              • Casi
                Casi
                February 9, 2025 at 4:50 pm | #

                Also the Lucy gravatar is perfect for your comment lol

    • Nymph
      Nymph
      February 9, 2025 at 2:09 am | #

      Yeah I don’t think this is autism, I think this is just the human condition.

      • Aquila
        Aquila
        February 9, 2025 at 4:31 am | #

        Sure, but it’s about what the person feels is taboo.

        I doubt there’s a lot of neurotypicals who feel a need to go jump their significant other when they pour in the laundry detergent without using the dispensing cup.

        With Joyce’s history, though, she’d probably just jump the washing machine.

    • furubatsu
      furubatsu
      February 9, 2025 at 4:11 am | #

      The added Catholic Guilt (religious sexual repression flavour) really adds to the spice

      • Azhrei Vep
        Azhrei Vep
        February 9, 2025 at 7:50 am | #

        Minus the catholic part, but yeah, that probably helps.

        • Casi
          Casi
          February 9, 2025 at 4:52 pm | #

          From my experience in Non-denominational and fundy churches, the catholic guilt is still there, it’s just rebranded.

  4. Matrix
    Matrix
    February 9, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

    Doubt

    • Lumino
      Lumino
      February 9, 2025 at 12:17 am | #

      No balls.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        February 9, 2025 at 12:21 am | #

        Naturally, Joyce is cisfem. Those aren’t OEM for her.
        And shush spellcheck, cisfem is a totally cromulent word, like really.

  5. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    February 9, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

    Morning wood in 3…2…1…

  6. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    February 9, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

    Yes, you could. But wood you?

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      February 9, 2025 at 12:10 am | #

      How much wood could a Joyce choice grind if a Joyce chose to grind wood?

      • Casi
        Casi
        February 9, 2025 at 7:09 pm | #

        42

    • ADD
      ADD
      February 9, 2025 at 12:42 am | #

      Into the flood again…

  7. ZombieKyrik
    ZombieKyrik
    February 9, 2025 at 12:04 am | #

    I thought I had a gravatar selected?

    • ZombieKyrik
      ZombieKyrik
      February 9, 2025 at 12:04 am | #

      Aha! I do have my Sal gravatar; I was worried for a moment.

      • ZombieKyrik
        ZombieKyrik
        February 9, 2025 at 1:36 am | #

        Yes I’m a wimp, and gave up the gravatar rolling in favor of a static Sal picture.

  8. sultryglebe
    sultryglebe
    February 9, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

    What you do with this knowledge is up to you.

  9. BBCC
    BBCC
    February 9, 2025 at 12:08 am | #

    It’s a possibility!

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      February 9, 2025 at 5:33 am | #

      very much in the cards, how sublime!

      (this comment numba 69)

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 9, 2025 at 8:16 am | #

        Nice.

  10. Drakkin the Alien
    Drakkin the Alien
    February 9, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

    A tight situation!!

  11. Bryy
    Bryy
    February 9, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

    Joe is only 2 inches?

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      February 9, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

      When not excited, entirely plausible.

      • Dara
        Dara
        February 9, 2025 at 12:13 am | #

        she hasn’t been awake for six hours, has she?

        • Dara
          Dara
          February 9, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

          I mean, you know, just

          thinking about this?

          • clif
            clif
            February 9, 2025 at 12:27 am | #

            Possibly.

          • Bryy
            Bryy
            February 9, 2025 at 12:32 am | #

            You know what the best five hours of my life were to date?

            Sleeping next to my girlfriend.

          • Proxiehunter
            Proxiehunter
            February 9, 2025 at 12:33 am | #

            Maybe more.

          • Michael Steamweed
            Michael Steamweed
            February 9, 2025 at 10:16 am | #

            Knowing Joyce? Definitely possible.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      February 9, 2025 at 8:16 am | #

      He’s closer to two meters. Something like 6’3″.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        February 9, 2025 at 10:56 pm | #

        😄

    • Morleuca
      Morleuca
      February 9, 2025 at 2:14 pm | #

      diameter flaccid, maybe?

  12. True Survivor
    True Survivor
    February 9, 2025 at 12:13 am | #

    Joyce you can’t touch a man’s business. This is 2025, we don’t do that anymore. We let them put their junk where ever they want and let them drill down at the local wildlife reserve.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      February 9, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

      In case it wasn’t clear this was a series of light-hearted puns about corporate regulation policies.

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        February 9, 2025 at 10:17 am | #

        I was…concerned.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          February 9, 2025 at 8:43 pm | #

          Still concerning.

  13. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    February 9, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

    So what are the odds that Joyce seeks out Jennifer for sex instruction instead of Dorothy?

    • ZombieKyrik
      ZombieKyrik
      February 9, 2025 at 1:22 am | #

      Right now? I think it will be whomever she sees first.

    • Mark
      Mark
      February 9, 2025 at 8:24 am | #

      I thought she was nervously, impatiently waiting for Joe to do that.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      February 9, 2025 at 8:44 pm | #

      Low.

      Sarah’s the one she asks things of when she needs something googled.

  14. Suet
    Suet
    February 9, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

    New Album Title: Two Inches From His Business

    Huh? Right, what? Uh

  15. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    February 9, 2025 at 12:16 am | #

    Aw, jeez, Joyce.

  16. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    February 9, 2025 at 12:17 am | #

    You could if you weren’t such a coward, Joyce.

  17. segnosaur
    segnosaur
    February 9, 2025 at 12:19 am | #

    Just wondering… wouldn’t Danny be in the room at this point?

    He is Joe’s room mate, and I don’t think he would be at Sal’s (because Sal’s roommate would probably be a problem). The only way he wouldn’t be in the room is if he had already left (or was in the shower) and it seems a bit early for that.

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      February 9, 2025 at 12:33 am | #

      Joyce throws Danny out the window every morning after Sal spied on her and Joe.

      If Sal ever tries to enter through the window uninvited again, Joyce does this.

      https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/i-don39t-know-how-to-explain

      • ZombieKyrik
        ZombieKyrik
        February 9, 2025 at 12:37 am | #

        I need to find time to read all of Willis’ works; I have only read DoA thus far.

      • SarahTerra
        SarahTerra
        February 9, 2025 at 7:59 am | #

        Like putting out the cat.

        The cat with the hat.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        February 9, 2025 at 8:05 am | #

        I am so curious sometimes about what has happened in Shortpacked and other stuff. Why is Dorothy evil? Why does Sal have a robot arm? Why do Joyce and Sal hate each other enough to fight on rooftops? Why does everyone have super powers? These comics seem kinda wild and unhinged in a cool way compared to DoA.

        • zee
          zee
          February 9, 2025 at 10:17 am | #

          I only know the last one, which is that they were kidnapped by head alien as kids and given powers

        • Hoboturtle
          Hoboturtle
          February 9, 2025 at 1:51 pm | #

          You wanna know, cause I could answer most of those.

          Except for the robot arm. Don’t remember Sal has a robot arm. Think it might’ve just been for the april fools day bit.

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            February 9, 2025 at 3:44 pm | #

            I do, but reading like 2 decades of comics to understand everything is pretty daunting. Kinda like starting One Piece. I do have a bit of context. Like apparently evil Dorothy was possessed by an alien from a different dimension, because someone explained that when they linked the strip, but that gives me no context for why? Also I guess everyone just has powers in Shortpacked? Like superheroes I guess. No idea why Joyce and Sal hate each other. Especially since Joyce and Walky are married in Shortpacked so what’s up? I guess they just make terrible in laws?

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              February 9, 2025 at 6:15 pm | #

              Most of the cast was abducted by the Head Alien (who appears in DoA as Dexter in the cartoon) and experimented on to turn them into supersoldiers he could manipulate and use to conquer the world. Brainwashing and manipulating people was kind of his thing and made him an immensely entertaining villain. Dorothy was possessed by a Head Alien from another timeline after this timeline’s was destroyed.

              • Charles Phipps
                Charles Phipps
                February 9, 2025 at 6:26 pm | #

                Joyce whooping Sal’s butt would be worth it in DOA.

                Particularly if it was Roller Derby.

              • Sirksome
                Sirksome
                February 9, 2025 at 9:26 pm | #

                So the villain of Shortpacked is a cartoon in DoA. That’s pretty funny. Was MM a bad guy too?

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  February 9, 2025 at 10:22 pm | #

                  Yup. One of Head Alien’s henchmen/creations.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      February 9, 2025 at 12:42 am | #

      That’s Joyce’s room. The characters’ bedclothes tend to match their preferred palette. Joe’s is green. One of Joyce’s is salmon.

      • segnosaur
        segnosaur
        February 9, 2025 at 10:27 am | #

        Hadn’t considered that it was Joyce’s room.

        In that case it makes it even more of a problem, since Sarah would be even less likely to give them privacy (on account of her being protective of Joyce.)

        • John Campbell
          John Campbell
          February 9, 2025 at 4:14 pm | #

          Possibly Sarah is in Tony’s room.

          • segnosaur
            segnosaur
            February 9, 2025 at 4:20 pm | #

            certainly a possibility.

            But then if Tony has a roommate where did he go?

            And there is also the question about whether Tony and Sarah are at the point where they might have sex. (I know Sarah is ok with casual stuff, and that she likes the fact that he accepts her even though she’s not ‘happy’. But I don’t know if she is the “just jump into bed on first date” type.)

            • Sirksome
              Sirksome
              February 9, 2025 at 5:17 pm | #

              Is Tony? As far as I know he has no time for buffoonery. Does that translate into being for or against quick sex?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 9, 2025 at 2:01 pm | #

      So? They’re sleeping together, probably clothes. Joyce is thinking about the presence of Joe’s business and maybe moving her leg to touch it, not about jumping him here and now.

  18. Rolf of Many Doors
    Rolf of Many Doors
    February 9, 2025 at 12:22 am | #

    You’ve already handjobbed it Joyce, thigh it!

  19. poofdepoof
    poofdepoof
    February 9, 2025 at 12:40 am | #

    This time skip is boggling my mind… Joyce was about to get a text from Dorothy and now we’re here??? What 😵‍💫
    Dorothy’s texting adventure had already been so drawn out, maybe I should change my expectations here 😅

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      February 9, 2025 at 1:01 am | #

      The fact that we cut away from it like that makes me think even more drama is going to come from it than I was expecting… like, maybe Joe deleted the text before Joyce saw. And I imagine he’d feel guilty about that, and they might fight about it. Just to add on to the drama of Dorothy sending that pic to begin with.

      • jpnr
        jpnr
        February 9, 2025 at 6:27 am | #

        Joe would never delete such a piece of beauty from the world.

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          February 9, 2025 at 10:22 am | #

          Listen to Moray. She knows the ways of the world.
          😀

    • Astariel
      Astariel
      February 9, 2025 at 2:53 pm | #

      Eh, this is just standard procedure. How long did we have to wait to find out what happened to Mike? Both times?

  20. DaveM
    DaveM
    February 9, 2025 at 12:49 am | #

    [Invokes ancient trope, older than any here (including me)]
    “Slowly she moved, step by step, inch by inch” 🙂

    • Puppeteer Nessus
      Puppeteer Nessus
      February 9, 2025 at 10:37 am | #

      Niagara Falls!

    • StClair
      StClair
      February 9, 2025 at 1:56 pm | #

      … wow, that one was buried deep, literally took me a few seconds.

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      I got that reference, now I feel old.

  21. AGV/Ruby
    AGV/Ruby
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  22. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    February 9, 2025 at 12:52 am | #

    I can’t believe Joe’s storing an entire store in Joyce’s bed, much less a fully functioning, properly registered one! Quite impressive. Don’t know why she’d want to move her thigh to it, though. Expect that’d be uncomfortable.

    • Techhead
      Techhead
      February 9, 2025 at 2:37 am | #

      Hey now, no one said the business was retail

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        Michael Steamweed
        February 9, 2025 at 10:23 am | #

        Joe runs his service business in Joyce’s bed.

        • StClair
          StClair
          February 9, 2025 at 1:57 pm | #

          and business is good.

  23. Freezer
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    February 9, 2025 at 12:59 am | #

    *whispers* dooo eeeeet!

  24. Puppeteer Nessus
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    Don’t let your dreams be dreams!

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  26. Bigshowgto
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    I haven’t been in the comment section in years, but I remember there being a Plasma Mongoose.

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      Taffy
      February 9, 2025 at 8:20 am | #

      They got banned for sniffin’ too many bowls of radish stew.

  27. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    February 9, 2025 at 1:58 am | #

    I love how Joyce is sounding like Bilbo Baggins about the One Ring.

    “I could…yesss….why shouldn’t I?”

    • ThomasQuinn
      ThomasQuinn
      February 9, 2025 at 6:35 am | #

      “It’s mine, my own, it came on me”?

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        February 9, 2025 at 8:21 am | #

        You’re grounded.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      February 9, 2025 at 10:25 am | #

      Now I want a Patreon or Slipshine with her quoting “My precioussss” and other LotR parts while fondling Joe’s…business.

      It’s for literary value, of course.

  28. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    February 9, 2025 at 2:06 am | #

    Joyce, in the immortal words of Emperor Palpatine,
    “do it”.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      February 9, 2025 at 10:26 am | #

      Sith always come in pairs.

      It’s just polite.

  29. Shakes
    Shakes
    February 9, 2025 at 2:20 am | #

    I forsee an accidental knee-to-ball surprise in Joe’s near future.

    • Vukodlak
      Vukodlak
      February 9, 2025 at 4:43 am | #

      For some reason I picture Joe wears an athletic cup purely out of habit.

  30. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    February 9, 2025 at 3:45 am | #

    I think I could. I think I could. I think I could.

  31. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    February 9, 2025 at 3:50 am | #

    I thought she was crying, at first, with her blue irises kinda looking like tears.

  32. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    February 9, 2025 at 3:51 am | #

    I feel like this is one of those situations where if the genders were reversed and it was a guy thinking about touching a girl’s lady parts while she was asleep, people would find it a lot more creepy. Even though they are dating.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      February 9, 2025 at 8:17 am | #

      Wee woo wee woo Thought Police wee woo wee woo

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        February 9, 2025 at 9:06 am | #

        I agree. Thoughts are internal. Actions are what matter. I just want to add context is also important. Cuddling with your sweetie who you trust and have both been openly communicating about how horny you are, it’s maybe more acceptable to take advantage because you trust and know each others boundaries. Even if their genders were reversed, or Joe was also contemplating on making advances at Joyce.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          February 9, 2025 at 10:08 am | #

          The way things are going, I wouldn’t be too shocked to see her grab his hand and put it Somewhere so he could have a pleasant surprise when he woke up. Maybe not today (in-strip of course), but in the near future.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 9, 2025 at 9:37 am | #

      But that’s why reversing genders usually doesn’t work. The underlying assumptions are all different. We’d find it creepier because the assumption would be that a guy thinking about it wouldn’t be struggling with his own inhibitions, but bypassing her boundaries while she was asleep.

    • Hoboturtle
      Hoboturtle
      February 9, 2025 at 1:53 pm | #

      I see it more like realizing that since you’re cuddling you can use your girlfriend’s breast as a pillow.

  33. ZombieKyrik
    ZombieKyrik
    February 9, 2025 at 4:11 am | #

    Is Joyce feeling guilt for wanting to touch Joe’s dick while he is asleep? Or is she feeling hesitant to bring up sexytimes in general?

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      February 9, 2025 at 4:42 am | #

      …yes.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        February 9, 2025 at 4:55 am | #

        I mean, actually, I don’t think she’s anywhere near being able to consider questions of willingness. In the sense that all of this is about what she wants and what she’s willing to do. If you suggested to her that Joe might not be alright with being awakened by a handjob, she probably wouldn’t understand the words you were saying. So on reflection, I suppose I’m saying #2 of your options. She’s not “feeling guilt for wanting to touch Joe’s dick while he is asleep.” She’s “feeling guilt for wanting to touch Joe’s dick.”

        TL;DR, I don’t think she’s yet reached the stage of imaging that Joe wouldn’t be OK with that, especially since she’s already … well, got him off.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          February 9, 2025 at 9:39 am | #

          I also don’t think Joyce has gotten as far as “awaken with a handjob”, but is literally just thinking about moving her leg over a couple of inches to brush against it. Almost certainly through clothing.

        • Jeremiah
          Jeremiah
          February 9, 2025 at 6:05 pm | #

          I am pretty sure Joyce understand the concept of consent.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 9, 2025 at 6:22 pm | #

            I wouldn’t be so sure. At least not of the nuances.
            Joyce was raised in fundie culture. Consent isn’t how they think about sex.

            What’s likely here is that the idea of Joe not consenting hasn’t even crossed her mind. He’s Joe! He’s all about the sex stuff. It’s her who has the weird hangups about it.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      February 9, 2025 at 10:29 am | #

      I’m seeing it as a big conflict between what her hormones are telling her (“climb all over that guy; skin-to-skin 100%!”) and what her fundie puritanical upbringing has told her (“you can’t start stuff; the guy has to start stuff; you can’t want stuff anyway”).

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 9, 2025 at 1:56 pm | #

        I think it’s more the “you can’t want stuff” than “the guy has to start stuff”.

  34. Arianod
    Arianod
    February 9, 2025 at 4:30 am | #

    “There’s nothing stopping me. I totally could if I wanted”

  35. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    February 9, 2025 at 4:56 am | #

    …man. I didn’t realize that Joyce could bleed pupils.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      February 9, 2025 at 10:30 am | #

      Panel 3, look how far up that left eyebrow is. Joyce totally has some independent face parts.

  36. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    February 9, 2025 at 5:04 am | #

    Joyce looks so realistic and serious with eyebrows (4th panel). I loved it.

  37. Bruno
    Bruno
    February 9, 2025 at 6:58 am | #

    And she’s being so strong about it.

  38. Mark
    Mark
    February 9, 2025 at 8:34 am | #

    Grah, took me half an hour to remember Step By Step.

  39. WAhydrohead
    WAhydrohead
    February 9, 2025 at 9:12 am | #

    Joyce does a foreplay.

  40. Michael Steamweed
    Michael Steamweed
    February 9, 2025 at 10:04 am | #

    Panel 1: So adorable!
    Panel 3: Scheming arched-eyebrow Joyce is so scheming!

    Meanwhile, Joe is thinking, “Man, I really gotta pee, but I don’t wanna wake her up.”

  41. Sibre
    Sibre
    February 9, 2025 at 10:38 am | #

    “That’s it, I’m just gonna do it. I’m doing it!”
    [slams her leg over and gives Joe the rudest awakening of his life]

  42. Uly
    Uly
    February 9, 2025 at 10:46 am | #

    If Joyce is going to insist on keeping her glasses on the bed when she sleeps, she ought to put them in a case. Otherwise they will get broken sooner or later.

    • Bruno
      Bruno
      February 9, 2025 at 11:25 am | #

      Least catastrophising DoA commenter.

      • Nymph
        Nymph
        February 10, 2025 at 12:59 am | #

        In the running for top twenty “frequently commented topic” though. It’s up and coming!

    • Astariel
      Astariel
      February 9, 2025 at 2:51 pm | #

      These loft beds should really have a little table attachment or something. Where else are you supposed to put your glasses and book and phone?

  43. Valerie
    Valerie
    February 9, 2025 at 11:23 am | #

    Joe does not like this comic being called “Two inches”

  44. Just_IDD
    Just_IDD
    February 9, 2025 at 12:04 pm | #

    2 inches will be less than 2 inches if you touch it. It is a side effect.

  45. Adept
    Adept
    February 9, 2025 at 12:32 pm | #

    Has she been awake for six hours while Joe sleeps?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 9, 2025 at 12:45 pm | #

      I think she just woke up first.

  46. JWK
    JWK
    February 9, 2025 at 5:33 pm | #

    Want to see a man panic, Joyce? Just touch it.

  47. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    February 9, 2025 at 5:50 pm | #

    I just can’t understand how anyone can sleep in that position. I feel suffocated even just looking at them.

  48. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    February 9, 2025 at 6:25 pm | #

    *The next scene is Joyce covered in blood like Carrie*

    “It didn’t go well.”

  49. AnonGrouch
    AnonGrouch
    February 9, 2025 at 9:30 pm | #

    Joyce continues to be Joyce no matter how much she changes.

  50. AnonGrouch
    AnonGrouch
    February 9, 2025 at 9:31 pm | #

    Also for those keeping track at home, this also counts as plot and it could thicken if it really wanted to.

  51. thumb
    thumb
    February 9, 2025 at 9:53 pm | #

    …has Joyce been awake for six hours?

  52. Michael Steamweed
    Michael Steamweed
    February 10, 2025 at 12:01 am | #

    Hmph. 11:05p.m. CST. That buffer startin’ its hijinks again?

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