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by David M Willis on February 18, 2025 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – Me And Who You Say I Was Yesterday
└ Tags: joe, joyce, sarah

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    February 18, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

    Good things came in a small package

    …

    wait no?

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      February 18, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

      came hurrrhrhrhrhrhhhhrrruuru

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        February 18, 2025 at 7:59 am | #

        whoa, TMI

        • a/snow/mous/e
          a/snow/mous/e
          February 18, 2025 at 8:01 am | #

          (joking)

        • Steamweed
          Steamweed
          February 18, 2025 at 10:19 am | #

          TPI

          (too patreon information)

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            February 18, 2025 at 10:37 am | #

            NPEI – Not Patreon Enough Information

            • Steamweed
              Steamweed
              February 18, 2025 at 11:09 am | #

              Coming (heh) soon to a Patreon or Slipshine near you!

          • Rolf of Many Doors
            Rolf of Many Doors
            February 18, 2025 at 12:48 pm | #

            TOPI
            (too other patreon information)

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      February 18, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

      Do we know it was a small package? Tony could be bigger than he looks.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        February 18, 2025 at 12:25 am | #

        You’re canonically saying Tony’s dick is bigger than the rest of him.

        • Wizard
          Wizard
          February 18, 2025 at 2:15 am | #

          There’s not much correlation between overall height and penis size. Until we get a description or a Slipshine, it’s anybody’s guess just what he’s packing. (Fun fact: male porn actors tend to be shorter than average, which has the advantage of making their dong look proportionately bigger.)

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            February 18, 2025 at 7:44 am | #

            That’s not the point. Tony’s 5’6″ with a 6’0″ penis.

            • Sirksome
              Sirksome
              February 18, 2025 at 8:27 am | #

              He’s a grower not a show-er!

              • Tesset
                Tesset
                February 18, 2025 at 10:26 am | #

                He doesn’t shower?? Gross, can’t believe Sarah likes him

                • Decidedly Orthogonal
                  Decidedly Orthogonal
                  February 18, 2025 at 10:38 am | #

                  Maybe he prefers bathing? Not everyone thinks showers are golden.

            • Rolf of Many Doors
              Rolf of Many Doors
              February 18, 2025 at 12:49 pm | #

              That’s 6′ wide, 0″ long, mind you

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                February 18, 2025 at 2:18 pm | #

                What is it, a friggin’ PS1 billboard graphic? Y’know, those “objects” that aren’t a 3D model but instead a flat plane with just a .jpg of something, to fill the space without overloading on polygons?

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        February 18, 2025 at 9:40 am | #

        It’s probably average size, just prehensile.

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      February 18, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

      The other way around, I think.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 18, 2025 at 3:07 am | #

      No, Sarah’s tall.

    • Rose by Any other Name
      Rose by Any other Name
      February 18, 2025 at 7:24 am | #

      Doesn’t need to be big to get the job done.
      Ladies been doing it for themselves or each other with a single finger which is only (pauses to measure own middle finger) 3 inches (7cm) long. Big or small, thick or thin, the only thing that really matters is finding what one’s partner likes and doing that.

    • Forvisk
      Forvisk
      February 18, 2025 at 8:22 am | #

      More like Small packages came into good things. Hope the small package had a small package around his pack.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      February 18, 2025 at 10:19 am | #

      Why you calling Sarah a small package?! She’s tall!

  2. butts
    butts
    February 18, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

    well something’s clearly gone wrong, Joyce and Sarah are smiling in the same panel

    • Grimey
      Grimey
      February 18, 2025 at 12:04 am | #

      It is the smile singularity upon us. The smilarity of you will.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        February 18, 2025 at 8:41 am | #

        Singu-hilarity

  3. Davus
    Davus
    February 18, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

    Do we know what happened yet?

    • Alongcameaspider
      Alongcameaspider
      February 18, 2025 at 1:15 am | #

      Presumably getting coffee with Tony went really well

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        February 18, 2025 at 1:51 am | #

        Potentially better than really well

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        February 18, 2025 at 10:22 am | #

        Hopefully _very_ well.

  4. mindbleach
    mindbleach
    February 18, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

    She’s twitterpated!

    Yet another term possibly ruined by Elmo.

    • chuckroast
      chuckroast
      February 18, 2025 at 12:20 am | #

      Don’t associate that creature of a man with that poor, sweet, innocent red muppet. He doesn’t deserve that.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        February 18, 2025 at 12:56 am | #

        speaking of,

        would anyone happen to know of good countries us queer and trans folk could move to before the incoming monorail disaster? 👀

        • Bloody Altima
          Bloody Altima
          February 18, 2025 at 3:46 am | #

          We’re on our own bruv. Everyone else has the same, “refugees and immigrants BAD,” bug.

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            February 18, 2025 at 10:40 am | #

            You have allies here in Canada, and we do accept some refugees. I’m just worried that’s like fleeing to Austria or Poland c.1937

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              February 18, 2025 at 7:14 pm | #

              my now-dead grandparent is a holocaust survivor who was firsthand witness to what happened in Austria. When I still talked to him about what it was like to watch it happen, is definitely a far cry from how you learn about it in school

              like, historical narratives put into US schoolbooks tend to make turning points in history seem so obvious in hindsight — not so much the case for people going about their lives at the time it was happening

              it wasn’t like oh, you just wake up one day and suddenly there’s troops in the streets doing 21 salutes, swastikas everywhere, books getting burned, homes being looted, etc.

              all of these happened at different dates, spread over a long period of time, in what the majority of people living there still called a democratic republic all the while, because they were not able to identify any particular event as a point of no return, no more than we are today

              reactionaries in Germany in and out of government proceeded to slowly and steadily exaggerate the alleged threat of violence from leftists, Jews, Romas, Slavs, queers, etc, such that when they were violent against US, it looked to enough people like it was self-defense

              Even as shit started getting gradually worse, normies just started turning a blind eye, hoping the problem to be fixed on it’s own, this collective cynicism grew, the Nazi movement took as much as it did because of the willingness to give up on things being better, and just wanting things to run smoothly

              — cuz let’s face it, they didn’t care about the collective effort needed to make free, fair society happen as long as they got their chicken sandwiches 👀

              • Laura
                Laura
                February 18, 2025 at 8:44 pm | #

                Oh. My goodness.

                Thank you for this beautiful analysis, NG. I so appreciate you.

                I so appreciate you.

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  February 18, 2025 at 8:44 pm | #

                  Nope. Wrong avvy.

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  February 18, 2025 at 8:59 pm | #

                  Oh, hej, by the way, apparently there’s now another Laura in the comments section.
                  “Hi, other Laura!” (*waves*)
                  So I’ll always use this avvy so folx can tell us apart.

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  February 18, 2025 at 9:14 pm | #

                  I’m glad you find it beautiful, for what that’s worth

                  as history repeats itself, some very ugly, horrific and unspeakable things are going to happen in the country I grew up in, to countless vulnerable homies

                  I do not want to risk winding up in the same position as my grandparent was in nearly 100 years ago, for I may not be nearly as lucky T_T

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  February 18, 2025 at 9:43 pm | #

                  I’m sorry, that came out wrong.
                  I didn’t mean to say that what happened was beautiful at ALL!
                  Just that the way you framed it so succinctly: your words did a beautiful job of explaining how it all happened.
                  Sorry for any ambiguity!

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  February 18, 2025 at 9:53 pm | #

                  hey it alright, I got what ya were tryin to express

        • Steamweed
          Steamweed
          February 18, 2025 at 10:24 am | #

          With most places, it depends on your work experience/skills and/or money.

        • Mturtle7
          Mturtle7
          February 18, 2025 at 1:17 pm | #

          Before moving to another country, you might at least consider moving to another state within the USA! The new administration’s efforts are disastrous, but they’re not equally disastrous across the nation. A lot of them, like California or Colorado, are really actively resisting federal pressures to be more queerphobic. Here’s a pretty recent risk assessment map, if you’re interested in the details: https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/erins-anti-trans-risk-map-early-legislative?utm_source=publication-search

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            February 18, 2025 at 2:21 pm | #

            Interesting that Illinois is all blue on that graphic, when I’m pretty sure half my neighbors would gladly provide extra gasoline if any of them lit me on fire in the street. Must be that Chicago influence skewing the results yet again.

            That or trans people really like meth.

            • Nymph
              Nymph
              February 18, 2025 at 3:55 pm | #

              Everyone really likes meth if they try it a few times.

            • Yumi
              Yumi
              February 18, 2025 at 7:30 pm | #

              The color ratings are based on state law and protections/persecutions (so, yes, influence from the Chicago area)… I’m glad I at least live in a low-risk state, and also that I live in a relatively safe area within said state. All states, including the safest, have areas where trans people are unsafe, including from local government.

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            February 18, 2025 at 6:28 pm | #

            I mean I’m already in California,

            but anti-trans legislation is only one domino to fall at the very least,

            is good idea to know some back-up countries,

            the next 2000 days are a very good time for trans, queer, POC, low-immune system and other vulnerable homies to have a “hope for the best, prepare for the WORST” attitude, emphasis on the worst 👀

            • Laura
              Laura
              February 18, 2025 at 8:46 pm | #

              Could you go south to Baja, maybe camp out there for a while? I know Mexico’s got its own persecution, but at least the health care is cheaper there.

              • NGPZ
                NGPZ
                February 18, 2025 at 9:24 pm | #

                yeah I mean it’s an option?

                I’m also visibly Jewish and barely white-passing, auDHD and physically disabled.

                Canada’s been getting a lot more right wing and everyone else gonna be having the same idea, thus straining their healthcare systems and compelling their government to make difficult choices

                so ideally I’d want to be as far away from the north American continent as possible, so maybe somewhere in Europe or even South America?

                I really wish there were a map of countries or something in order of how accommodating they are to disabled/trans/queer/Jewish/autistic refugees from the United States

                cuz I don’t have much money to begin with, let alone to move, so when I’m able to move I REALLY need to make it count

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  February 18, 2025 at 10:01 pm | #

                  Well, from an immigration law perspective, migrating anywhere with refugee status from the US is likely impossible.

                  Disabled folks with SSDI income may qualify for a “retiree” or “pensioner” visa. Many are limited to people over age 40, though. (No SSI payments outside the US.)

                  For someone of your coding skills, likely the easiest “migration niche” to slide into would be as a “digital nomad”. Although that might require presenting yourself as more financially stable than you are, to gain admission.

                  If you are a US Citizen, you should be able to enter Mexico and many EU countries without even needing a visa, through the visa waiver program. Staying long-term or engaging even in self-employment, though, is much harder.

                  In the past, I believe many across the world used to hold out hope for Israel, at least symbolically, as a place to find some refuge, at least from antisemitism, but you know how things are there, now. *Shaking my head.*

                  As a “Digital Nomad,” though, Malta scores highly.

                  https://gaydigitalnomads.com/best-countries-for-digital-nomads/

                  https://aparthotel.com/blog/best-countries-for-transgender-expats/

                  https://expatsi.com/legalities-rights-freedoms/transgender-countries/

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  February 18, 2025 at 10:31 pm | #

                  heh, Sweden is on the trans-accommodating list, which was actually one of my first thoughts, given their track-record for personal freedom, education, and social safety nets (plus one of my friends from the GameMaker community actually lives there)

                  thank you, very much appreciate these lists Laura, I’m sure my trans and queer homies will too ;-;

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  February 18, 2025 at 10:45 pm | #

                  Thanks, friend.

                  I share many similar intersectionalities with what you describe. I’m just fatalistic about it all, though. Either that or too heavily medicated to have an emotional investment in the future. Jury’s still out on that question…

                  :-/

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  February 18, 2025 at 11:45 pm | #

                  hey, hey, we just gotta keep a steady pace when making our exit plans,

                  and even as these events our happening, sharing resources like you do and other organizational efforts will help us mitigate the damage — the ship may be sinking, but we can continue to get more and more vulnerable homies on the life boats as that’s happening

                  I KNOW a better future is possible. I don’t know whether or not it’s likely, but it’s possible.

                  Social progress, multiculturalism, is all about knowing that there’s 100 ways forward, and only one way back, so many ways we could share power and make better social outcomes such that everyone’s a winner, if we could just let go of the establishments of ages past, of capitalism, of hierarchy, of bigotries guising themselves as “traditions”

                  Not the way it looks for the territory which currently calls itself the United States — the system is broken and can clearly no longer accurately represent our interests, and normies unwilling to give up even a chicken sandwich, let alone social media and other capitalist habits for our sake.

                  TL;DR there’s still hope for the future, just not over here

                  here, especially in the US “heartland”, it looks like all roads lead to Rome 👀

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  February 18, 2025 at 11:54 pm | #

                  Thank you, my friend. I do so appreciate you for talking through all this here. It helps me so much. So much.

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  February 19, 2025 at 12:08 am | #

                  ✌🏽🥲

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      February 18, 2025 at 10:22 am | #

      I like the term “muskolini”.

      • Miafillene
        Miafillene
        February 18, 2025 at 5:22 pm | #

        I prefer…”pumpkin spice Palpatine.”

      • Laura
        Laura
        February 18, 2025 at 9:08 pm | #

        Muskrat?

        Musky odor?

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          February 18, 2025 at 11:57 pm | #

          Elongated Muskrat

          • Laura
            Laura
            February 19, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

            Ooh! I like that one!

  5. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    February 18, 2025 at 12:04 am | #

    She spend the night with Tony?

  6. BorkBorkBork
    BorkBorkBork
    February 18, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

    OK, Joe, that’s not really evidence of anything.

    After all, depending on how hard she hit, you might not have any lasting memories of it anyways.

    • clif
      clif
      February 18, 2025 at 12:29 am | #

      You and the alt-text make a fair point.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      February 18, 2025 at 10:24 am | #

      Yeah, but we see no evidence of head trauma or scarring on Joe.

  7. Nono
    Nono
    February 18, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

    Looks like Tony being shorter wasn’t that big of a hurdle for her after all. 🙂

    • Osopescado
      Osopescado
      February 18, 2025 at 1:06 am | #

      No, a smaller hurdle probably.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      February 18, 2025 at 10:25 am | #

      Everyone’s the same height in bed…

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        February 18, 2025 at 10:42 am | #

        Sadly not. It can make kissing during missionary a real challenge.

        • Steamweed
          Steamweed
          February 18, 2025 at 11:11 am | #

          That, yeah, definitely.
          *nods in 2-meters-vs-1.4-meters

  8. Nono
    Nono
    February 18, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

    Who’s to say a baseball bat isn’t involved in sex with Tony?

    Wait he’s a quarterback, maybe a football instead.

    • Nymph
      Nymph
      February 18, 2025 at 2:46 am | #

      I don’t think I’ve seen a football bat, what do those look like?

      • Antsan
        Antsan
        February 18, 2025 at 3:47 am | #

        Well, you take a football and then you add wings.

        • Ed Callahan
          Ed Callahan
          February 18, 2025 at 8:25 am | #

          Only if the football drinks Red Bull.

          • anonymsly
            anonymsly
            February 18, 2025 at 10:24 am | #

            Those are bird wings.for a football bat you need a dracula. Not a generic vampire, specifically a dracula.

  9. John Campbell
    John Campbell
    February 18, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

    You just forgot about the hitting because of the brain damage, Joe.

    • Disastroid
      Disastroid
      February 18, 2025 at 8:35 am | #

      Yeah, if she’d done it right, he wouldn’t know.

  10. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    February 18, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

    acid jazz

  11. Dave Van Domelen
    Dave Van Domelen
    February 18, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

    Ah, Joyce is suffering her first bout of toxic nostalgia. So precocious.

  12. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    February 18, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

    Wait, “the last few days”? Did I miss a time-skip between the previous storyline and this one?

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      February 18, 2025 at 12:13 am | #

      No. Sarah has been doing the fake it till you make it approach for a few days. They don’t know about Tony yet.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      February 18, 2025 at 12:15 am | #

      Nope. The last few days has been after Sarah watched Lucy and Jacob kiss and her reaction was to forcibly smile and be incredibly pleasant.

      It lasted long enough to feel normal somehow.

  13. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    February 18, 2025 at 12:12 am | #

    It’s implied that Sarah slept somewhere else last night.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      February 18, 2025 at 12:31 am | #

      So that’s why she’s smiling all weird, biting her lip over her teeth and such. She doesn’t want them to see she hasn’t brushed her teeth yet. It all make sense now.

    • Mark
      Mark
      February 18, 2025 at 7:10 am | #

      That would be convenient for Joyce x Joe, but then….

      These sleepovers set up kind of a magic-square puzzle, don’t they? Except the empty square that makes play possible is the chairs down in the lobby.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 18, 2025 at 7:30 am | #

      Kind of a weird implication, since Joyce and Joe would know that before they even noticed she was acting different, but they haven’t commented on it at all.

      • Daibhid C
        Daibhid C
        February 18, 2025 at 12:14 pm | #

        Less weird than that she’s just, like … been there this whole time.

        She’s not Dina.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          February 18, 2025 at 8:00 pm | #

          I guess. Could have slept there and gotten up earlier than them.

    • Freezer
      Freezer
      February 18, 2025 at 1:32 pm | #

      And lo, there was much ardvarking

  14. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    February 18, 2025 at 12:20 am | #

    Did she and Tony get to know each other… biblically?

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      February 18, 2025 at 12:24 am | #

      Nah, just cinematically.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        February 18, 2025 at 1:08 am | #

        everybody’s sexy, but nobody’s horny

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          February 18, 2025 at 1:26 am | #

          Just like in Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah

      • Disastroid
        Disastroid
        February 18, 2025 at 8:36 am | #

        She jumped onto him doing the superhero landing pose.

      • thumb
        thumb
        February 18, 2025 at 9:33 am | #

        Titanically

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      February 18, 2025 at 10:27 am | #

      Biblically
      Bodily
      Cinematically
      Intimately
      Patreonly
      Sexily
      Slipshinily

  15. Jamie
    Jamie
    February 18, 2025 at 12:26 am | #

    One of the best ideas that a friend of mine during my teenage years had was a “music exchange program”. This was post-Napster, so we both had mp3s aplenty, and what we did was pick one track to swap every day.

    It exposed me to a pretty nice variety of stuff that I hadn’t gotten elsewhere, especially videogame music from games I’d never played.

    • Rectilinear Propagation
      Rectilinear Propagation
      February 18, 2025 at 12:42 pm | #

      Oh, that’s cool!

      Now I’m feeling nostalgia for mp3.com and all the other places I used to find random, cool music.

  16. BBCC
    BBCC
    February 18, 2025 at 12:28 am | #

    Well, if she did it properly, you wouldn’t remember it, Joe.

  17. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    February 18, 2025 at 12:29 am | #

    While it’s entirely possible, I’d be very surprised if Sarah and Tony slept together after one spur of the moment coffee date, especially since the last time we saw her, she and Tony hadn’t even held hands (other than him helping her up off the ground)m he was offscreen throwing away his cup, and Booster was sitting in Tony’s seat encouraging Sarah to experience character growth via football player sex.

    I think she’s just happy because she met a guy she likes that likes her back and who also vibes with her in a way no one else has done in the comic.

    • clif
      clif
      February 18, 2025 at 12:41 am | #

      Well, you’re probably right, but why deny shippers the fun of speculating?

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        February 18, 2025 at 2:11 pm | #

        I said irks possible.
        I just like to do my speculating with less leaps; I like more support for my theories.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      February 18, 2025 at 1:28 am | #

      Sure, but maybe Sarah’s totally DTF on the first date and doesn’t care about incrementally escalating physical affection.

      • Nymph
        Nymph
        February 18, 2025 at 2:49 am | #

        This take honestly fits Sarah’s previous behavior better. She has seemed DTFuck and not DTFeelings so far.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          February 18, 2025 at 8:35 am | #

          That’s definitely been Sarah’s vibe and one of the main reasons Jacob didn’t work out. Tony also has no time for buffoonery which may translate to being down to fuck if you’re serious about it. Not wasting his time playing the coy dating game.

          • cbwroses
            cbwroses
            February 18, 2025 at 3:14 pm | #

            Y’all are missing my point.

            It’s not about whether or not Sarah would have sex on the first date.

            I think she would, but I believe she’d need more than what we’ve seen so far.

            More to the point, I believe Willis would show us more than what we’ve seen.

            Neither of them expressed a willingness or desire to have sex, no physical intimacy had been shown, and the last time we saw either character, they weren’t onscreen together.

            Sarah is a major character and Tony is looking like he could be a character of significance; when has Willis not shown more build up of such characters’ first time together?

            Lucy and Jacob might be the fastest main character hookup we’ve seen, and even then we saw them make their way to her room after dancing and kissing.

            The only thing I can think of is Ethan’s hookups after Mike, but those characters weren’t significant.

            Long story long, I believe Sarah’s first time with this particular man, regardless of how fast it happened, would be shared more with the readers than sprung on us as an afterthought.

            It’s possible it could have happened and we get a flashback later, but that’s different than how it normally happens.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              February 18, 2025 at 8:03 pm | #

              I’ve also got to assume that if she hadn’t been home all night, then Joyce or Joe would have commented on that rather than just the smile.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      February 18, 2025 at 10:58 am | #

      First the fucks.
      Then the follies.
      Then the feels.

      It’s all in reverse alphabetical order, you see.

  18. moon
    moon
    February 18, 2025 at 12:30 am | #

    as the years go by i can confirm dad groaning is a real affliction

    • moon
      moon
      February 18, 2025 at 12:36 am | #

      im not a dad but im 30 and always grunting when i did not used to. im in better health than i was so idk what it is. my soul crying for help?

  19. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    February 18, 2025 at 12:33 am | #

    That is a look of someone either in love or someone who got some.

    Money’s on red.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      February 18, 2025 at 10:59 am | #

      #whynotboth.gif

  20. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    February 18, 2025 at 12:39 am | #

    SCP-8257 is a facial expression known as a “genuine smile” which has manifested on Sarah’s face. This is a heretofore unprecedented event and as such requires further study.

    • AGV/Ruby
      AGV/Ruby
      February 18, 2025 at 12:51 am | #

      Is this a potential euclid class?

      • IntangibleMatter
        IntangibleMatter
        February 18, 2025 at 1:27 am | #

        Depends on how hard it is to contain, but probably. It can likely manifest even if already removed, but it’s also likely easy to cause it to disappear. Can’t be safe because it’s unpredictable, but can’t be keter because it’s not extremely difficult to contain.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          February 18, 2025 at 8:31 am | #

          You sure about that? It’s already spread to Joyce’s face.

          • Steamweed
            Steamweed
            February 18, 2025 at 11:02 am | #

            Joyce was probably Patient Zero.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      February 18, 2025 at 8:56 am | #

      Note the white bubbles appearing on her corneas, this is a symptom of infection.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        February 18, 2025 at 9:04 am | #

        Other symptoms may include:

        – A ray of sunlight that follows her around,
        – Birds singing nearby, alighting on her shoulders in advanced cases
        – Unreasonable feelings of optimism or positivity

        Consult a doctor immediately if feelings worsen, or if you have thoughts of matrimony.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      February 18, 2025 at 11:01 am | #

      One of the few problems* with crowdsourcing and wikifying the SCP greatness is that you’ll get multiple, conflicting entries for any given number. Case in point: SCP-8257 is either Sarah Smiling or a Cyberpunk Corgi.

      *It’s not a bug; it’s a feature!

  21. StClair
    StClair
    February 18, 2025 at 12:40 am | #

    I consider myself fortunate that some people are making new “80s” music 40 years later.

    • clif
      clif
      February 18, 2025 at 12:43 am | #

      Now if they’d only get around to the 60’s.

      • Adept
        Adept
        February 18, 2025 at 3:13 am | #

        What do you miss from the sixties clif?

        • Steamweed
          Steamweed
          February 18, 2025 at 11:03 am | #

          Nixon’s evils and scandals were the worst we’d ever seen. Ahhh, such innocents we were then.

  22. AGV/Ruby
    AGV/Ruby
    February 18, 2025 at 12:49 am | #

    Sarah is being exactly like Joyce when she came back from canoodling with Joe.

    Wait, has she washed her hands yet?

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      February 18, 2025 at 11:05 am | #

      Note that, after the initial greeting, she’s holding them behind her back. Very prosocial of her.

  23. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    February 18, 2025 at 12:56 am | #

    Is it really so hard to believe that she went clubbing?

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      February 18, 2025 at 2:32 am | #

      Yes. Extremely. This is fucking Sarah. If anything going clubbing might actually make her want to hit people more.

      • Nymph
        Nymph
        February 18, 2025 at 2:51 am | #

        Reltzik meant the kind of clubbing that involves hitting other things, I think. It was a good pun if so, if not then I claim the pun as my own.

      • Daibhid C
        Daibhid C
        February 18, 2025 at 12:16 pm | #

        I think it might be rude to call Tony a “this”.

    • Strain of Thought
      Strain of Thought
      February 18, 2025 at 8:40 am | #

      This is a top shelf pun and you should be very proud. It makes me happy.

  24. Pinkie
    Pinkie
    February 18, 2025 at 12:57 am | #

    Time to crank up the stereo on Joyce’s behalf…looks like all the sarcasm and spite migrated to my playlist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qynu8yNiTrY&t=1s

  25. Joy
    Joy
    February 18, 2025 at 1:11 am | #

    Yay Sarah!!!!!! I like Sarah!!!!!!!

    • Strain of Thought
      Strain of Thought
      February 18, 2025 at 1:41 am | #

      Gods I want Sarah to finally find some genuine happiness.

      • Vulcanodon
        Vulcanodon
        February 18, 2025 at 10:35 pm | #

        She has the look of someone who thought she’d never find a kindred spirit, but now has hope

  26. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    February 18, 2025 at 1:56 am | #

    Thrilled for Sarah!! Thrilled!

  27. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    February 18, 2025 at 2:50 am | #

    May Ọ̀ṣun never allow Liz figure out about Sarah. 🙏

  28. Pylgrim
    Pylgrim
    February 18, 2025 at 2:50 am | #

    You could have a concussion, Joe.

    • Vulcanodon
      Vulcanodon
      February 18, 2025 at 10:36 pm | #

      I’m sure there’d be signs.

      I had an accident I don’t remember, but the blood and broken bones sort of clued me in.

  29. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    February 18, 2025 at 2:51 am | #

    Also different? Several huge white dots on her eyes!

    Are we sure Sarah doesn’t have sudden-onset cataracts?

  30. Amelie Wikström
    Amelie Wikström
    February 18, 2025 at 3:11 am | #

    New solution: Join the music majors cause writing music for yourself is the only way in the world you’re going to get new music that fits that criteria. And even you might have to work like, 40 years to figure it out.

    Or maybe take up drinking. That can make most things feel like they did when you were five, or at least numb enough not to care about the difference.

  31. Qube
    Qube
    February 18, 2025 at 3:18 am | #

    IT’S A MIMIC KILL IT

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      February 18, 2025 at 11:07 am | #

      Ack-shull-ee, a doppelganger. Mimics copy stationary objects (which can, yes, include stationery). The mobile kind are a distantly related species, called doppelgangers.

      • Qube
        Qube
        February 19, 2025 at 12:38 am | #

        WE’LL SORT OUT TAXONOMY LATER

        PREFERABLY THROUGH DISSECTION

  32. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    February 18, 2025 at 3:52 am | #

    Seeing Sarah so happy is so beautiful, so touching. It makes me hope that she will tell Joyce everything and then she will hug her, full of happiness for her.

  33. Arianod
    Arianod
    February 18, 2025 at 4:11 am | #

    Please let Sarah be happy. Please let Sarah be happy. Please l-

  34. Shakes
    Shakes
    February 18, 2025 at 4:45 am | #

    I’ve really been enjoying Joe as the straight man to Joyce’s idiosyncrasies now he’s relaxing and becoming unafraid to sass her.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      February 18, 2025 at 11:07 am | #

      It was a job, but she got him to relax around her. She’s got him well in hand.

  35. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    February 18, 2025 at 6:21 am | #

    That’s because she abandoned her interest in baseball and is into American football now.

  36. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    February 18, 2025 at 6:43 am | #

    Good morning to you toooo

  37. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    February 18, 2025 at 7:00 am | #

    I’m assuming this means Sarah is still getting along well with Tony.

  38. Yeet
    Yeet
    February 18, 2025 at 7:08 am | #

    okay so… karaoke round 2?
    or maybe joyce could actually go dancing like she said to joe she’d like to do way back when, just not locked in her room with parental supervision
    it’s a lot easier to get into new music when you have a good time with it

  39. Alaric
    Alaric
    February 18, 2025 at 7:29 am | #

    Oh, Joe, not everything’s about YOU. There are plenty of other people Sarah’d enjoy hitting with a baseball bat.

  40. Steamweed
    Steamweed
    February 18, 2025 at 10:18 am | #

    Joe, there was hitting, definitely. Just not you. And not with a bat. And for certain alternative values of “hitting”.

    • Makkabee
      Makkabee
      February 18, 2025 at 1:23 pm | #

      Well, that depends on how metaphorical we’re getting with “bat.”

  41. Hof1991
    Hof1991
    February 18, 2025 at 10:41 am | #

    Tony has replaced the other Jacob.

  42. Luminous Lead
    Luminous Lead
    February 18, 2025 at 10:43 am | #

    She really enjoyed that date huh?

  43. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    February 18, 2025 at 12:31 pm | #

    Joyce can write happy uplifting chorus for her music:

    “Kidnap Becky
    Held a gun to my head
    Mom sucks
    But not as much as Toedad”

  44. Rectilinear Propagation
    Rectilinear Propagation
    February 18, 2025 at 12:33 pm | #

    Not that they aren’t always good, but today’s strip is really, really funny.

  45. Banana Slamma
    Banana Slamma
    February 18, 2025 at 1:53 pm | #

    A week ago, people literally wanted Tony dead. Now everybody’s glad he and Sarah likely had sex.
    The internet is real funny to me.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      February 18, 2025 at 2:14 pm | #

      Nobody wanted that, you liar.

      • Banana Slamma
        Banana Slamma
        February 18, 2025 at 2:22 pm | #

        Top comment literally said “death’s too good for him” and I got roasted by a bunch of people for thinking murder was an overreach. You can go back and read the comments, friend.

        • Banana Slamma
          Banana Slamma
          February 18, 2025 at 2:24 pm | #

          Feb. 4: So 2 weeks ago, my bad, y’all.

          • Nymph
            Nymph
            February 18, 2025 at 3:25 pm | #

            That isn’t Tony. That’s a different person entirely who is a rapist, which would be why people wanted him dead. Jennifer even calls him “Chester” in that specific strip.

            You’re right. The internet is funny.

        • JD
          JD
          February 18, 2025 at 2:36 pm | #

          are you like… mixing up chester and tony…?

          • Nymph
            Nymph
            February 18, 2025 at 3:27 pm | #

            They are, yes.

          • Banana Slamma
            Banana Slamma
            February 18, 2025 at 4:15 pm | #

            Absolutely. I confused two blond football players with similar faces who are both new to the strip at a similar time and have been off-panel for weeks (January 23rd for Chester).
            We can all move along. Forget everything about the internet being full of murder lust and lust-lust within this fandom. They’re 2 completely different guys, lol.

            • Yumi
              Yumi
              February 18, 2025 at 7:43 pm | #

              They look so different, holy shit lol. And we’ve only seen one in flashback-blue… did you think they were the same guy when those prom strips were coming out? That sounds like a wild reading experience.

            • Nymph
              Nymph
              February 19, 2025 at 2:51 am | #

              lmao

            • misanthropope
              misanthropope
              February 19, 2025 at 2:29 pm | #

              just stop doubling down for a second. its understandable and okay to be wrong occasionally (or frequently!). if you’re being high and mighty at the moment you’re being wrong, you’re going to take an extra helping of crap over it, which is also okay.

              *either* put a higher quality of effort into rendering judgment, or keep some of the self-satisfaction out of your voice while pronouncing that judgment.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          February 18, 2025 at 4:21 pm | #

          No, you got grilled with onions and cilantro for acting high and mighty about it. That whole “ooh you guys are soooo tough :eyeroll:” vibe was worthless and got called out for a good reason.

  46. anon
    anon
    February 18, 2025 at 3:40 pm | #

    lol i expected a ‘meta’ comment from a ‘love sleuth’ like joyce to be able to see the hearts in her dialogue

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      February 18, 2025 at 6:23 pm | #

      Joyce is just a lesbian love sleuth. All ambiguity in that phrase fully intentional.

  47. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    February 18, 2025 at 4:33 pm | #

    Sarah’s smiling because she’s thinking about butts, it’s even evident in the way she’s talking.

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government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
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JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 2d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
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Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
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a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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