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Joyce may not be prepare for penetration, but she could probably finish Joe off with a few good wiggles from right where she is. And I doubt he’d mind.
Yeah I would think Joe walked into this date fully expecting Joyce to get nervous/upset/guilty/anything else and that nothing overly physical would happen. He’ll he might be more shocked by the events of last night than Joyce.
It can be several things, one of which is an autistic thing. For me it’s an ADHD thing. Got a weighted blanket and now I sleep like the dead all winter (summer too hot for blanket)
You should look into Silk and Snow’s blankets – I was hesitant at first since they’re a bit spendy and I live in a hot climate, but I got the heaviest one and haven’t regretted it a single day and use it year ’round. It’s pleasantly chunky.
I was gonna say. Being squished into the mattress by a large person sounds nice to me, but the WALL? The hard wall? That’s too much for me. Next level squish
o3o This DOA project thing I alluded to a while ago is taking longer than I’d hoped. But I did finish the first “part” of it. Should I
A. Wait to post it until I finish more
or
B. Post what I have so far as a teaser for the full thing
it’s shown that neurodivergents brains including autistics show more diversity among each other than the whole of all brains in the entire human species
I can’t tell if the person above you meant “more diversity in neurodivergent brains than in non-neurodivergent brains” or if they meant “measured by average distance from the mean, the neurodivergent set is more diverse than the total set”. Either or both being true wouldn’t surprise me.
Well, you’re apparently some kind of big-brain Reddit skeptic, based on that “woo” nonsense, so I figured you wouldn’t bother referencing supernatural or spiritual ideas on purpose because it propagates magical thinking, or whatever you people talk about.
This is like the third time you’ve interpreted a basic question from me as “trolling”. Do you just not understand what trolling is? Do you go to a restaurant and accuse the waiter of trolling you when they ask what you’d like to drink? It would be a waste of my time and life to bother trolling you, and it’s just as much of a waste for you to spend so much time paranoid that I’m doing it. You’re like obsessed with the idea, to the extent you’ll bring it up over a normal fucking request for clarity. If you can’t get over your paranoia, genuinely seek help, or at least find another person to point it at. Jesus Christ, dude.
Which is why I get a little grouchy when people categorize a standalone behavior or preference as proof someone has a specific condition, esp when it’s not even a listed diagnostic criteria for the condition. We are weird and legion!
Um, this is very offensive because my grandma drank room temperature water instead of cold water at restaurants, and that means she 100% had [30 words of medical jargon] autism.
(This autistic person is highly claustrophobic and appreciates the bedcovers being tight for approximately ten seconds before becoming convinced I can’t breathe.)
This storyline makes me figure out that I’m less into dudes than I thought recently, so at least there’s one good thing to pull from the Joe/Joyce interactions
Thanks I guess? Idk, this whole “will Joyce finally have cishet sex” is starting to make me uncomfortable, might have to come back in a few weeks and just binge past it
I don’t read this storyline like this at all. The story or characterization is not about “will Joyce finally have cishet sex”, it’s about Joyce dealing with her internalized baggage and preconception of “will I finally have [cishet, penetrative] sex?”
The story itself actually counters this internalized standard quite a bit: both through characters telling Joyce to take her time and do what she wants; and through Joyce’s own realizations and ability to deal with her internalized baggage in real time (and/or blundering through some of it, and hopefully she’ll circle back and realize some more soon).
Even if it’s about her baggage related to P-i-V sex, it’s still ultimately about will or won’t she have P-i-V sex with a man. Which I have realised the last couple days/weeks, is making me personally uncomfortable.
Kind of personally hoping that Willis is going to deconstruct that idea by Joyce talking to Roz again. Joyce says “we’ve done other stuff, but not sex” and Roz goes, “oh by a lotta people’s definitions, you’ve already had sex then! Sex can look like lots of things, hand-jobs, oral, mutual masturbation” That might shock Joyce and make her reevaluate her own experiences so far.
I forget, has anyone dispelled the myth that hymens are the tell-all of sexual penetration for her? That panic could be coming down the line too.
Joyce need a weighted blanket but I don’t think anyone makes one in that weight range. I’m assuming Joe is in the 100 kg range (220-225 pounds in Freedom Units) and Joyce is claiming that is insufficient. The heaviest weight blanket I have seen advertised was about 40-50 pounds.
Not so much the compression, but as someone who has historically dated men roughly my own size, I didn’t realize how comfortable a looming presence like Joe can be. It’s full-body comfort, like being in an oversized chair. I get this, for a given value of get this.
If Joyce’s main anxiety is doing “it” wrong, and she’s really into comprehension… What if Joe got a bunch of elastic bandages, and wrapped her up? All consenting, of course. She would let him take care of doing “it” right.
Ahahah, I’m glad I could bring y’all something new! It wasn’t my thing, but the venn diagram for kinksters and neurodiversity is almost a circle, and I watched some demos back in the day. Def saw why people would like it ^^
I think my new read on Joyce is that she’s on her villain arc and blueballing as many people as humanly possible to spread the agony she’s suffered for the entire stories run and this will endgame with her going full green goblin and starting a rivalry with Amazi-Girl that’s going to turn into some really weird shit.
i would say “insert comment about getting a weighted blanket here” but now having had the chance to use them a few times this year, they straight up don’t weigh enough for that nice slightly feeling crushed feeling. they need to be made heavier !!!
my girlfriend and i have a weighted blanket, and we both like it, but it’s just nowhere near the ecstasy of the full weight of her body crushing my ribcage.
OH, I SAW A POST ON TUMBLR. Someone had taken the matter at hands and _woven themselves a chainmail blanket,_ it was the coolest thing. They put a duvet cover on it and everything so it didn’t chafe. I needed it so bad
Knowing of very similar situations, oddly, you gotta tell her the power she has to make you cream your shorts right now, because she may gleefully oblige. She may in fact cackle. In at least one of the situations I’m aware of, it was years before things got much beyond that, much like it will be 2035 before jojo is consummated.
Seriously, though, as the complement to a lot of other comments in this thread, many of us big dudes REALLY like it when the little spoon likes a good smoosh (and knows how to deploy a good butt wiggle).
Joe, I dunno that “this is hot actually, is there any chance you want to do another sort of non-penetrative sex activity” is gonna go over as badly as you seem to think it will.
Well, yes, there’s no outright evidence, but him being worried about pushing Joyce too far seems more likely than him deciding he’d rather jack off at the moment than participate in further two-person sexy times.
Several great DoA titles here:
DoA Book 16: I Am Not Being Smooshed Enough!
DoA Book 16: Smoosh Me Against The Wall!
DoA Book 16: Smoosh Me Harder!
DoA Book 16: Harder!
hmmm, good point Joyce. men are generally the ones with the build most suitable for neurospicy compression
I don’t think it’s made me any more bi, but I understand straight women a little more now
i’m so here for Joyce’s era of “OMG having a partner means i can meet my autism needs???“
i hope she discovers stimming & soothing mechanisms that don’t require another human being. Like weighted blankets.
But as long as other-human is happy to do it, go for it!
I think it’s hilarious that Joyace has no idea what’s she is doing to Joe. And Joe deserves this discomfort from being the sex pest he used to be. Joe has rediscovered his own innocence. It’s kind of cute.
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Whoa, Joyce may not have been ready for sex, but Joe was not prepared for this.
Joyce may not be prepare for penetration, but she could probably finish Joe off with a few good wiggles from right where she is. And I doubt he’d mind.
I’m curious as to how Joyce would react; pleased for him finding her sexy, or uncomfortable because she wasn’t expecting it?
probably a little of A. and a little of B. but definitely all of the D. ~<3
GOLLY.
Yeah I would think Joe walked into this date fully expecting Joyce to get nervous/upset/guilty/anything else and that nothing overly physical would happen. He’ll he might be more shocked by the events of last night than Joyce.
Rated NC-17 for Graphic Depictions of Smooshery.
I can’t _believe_ Willis just posted this here! Not even on the other patreon or slipshine! :O
XD we really doing this
*plays “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails on hacked muzak*
Feel like Head Like a Hole is a better pick here TBH.
I’d link “Kodou -get closer-” by Psychic Lover (from Witchblade’s anime) but the only vid has a very NSFW cover.
Whaddaya mean? It’s just a cheeky cover!
Obligatory Muppet “Closer”:
https://youtu.be/Z7c28KhPEpo
Trigger warning: um, the song.
Obligatory Kirk/Spock (Sprrk/Kock?) “Closer”:
https://youtu.be/3uxTpyCdriY
Trigger warning: SV
Played on the hacked theremin…
Although Daft Punk – Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger – would work just as well:
https://youtu.be/gAjR4_CbPpQ
Slash fiction treatments of their relationship are _the_ pioneering fanfic of the modern era. The trope namer!
Spork?
I…had not seen that. Now…I have seen that. My worldview is now changed. :O
“I wanna compress you like an animal”
If no one has said that to a neurodiv s.o, then humanity is failing me.
HORDOR!!!
The doom of Joyce/Dorothy: Dorothy doesn’t weigh enough to smoosh her properly.
(Obviously she’ll have to date both of them and just stack them up on top of her.)
Excellent work; modern problems need modern solutions.
Naw…Sandwhich.
ya gonna eat that? o3o
Yotomoe, have you been drawing lately?
Real Giles Corey hours over here.
Not the threesome I _was_ expecting, but the threesome I am now.
That was quite the long game you played there, Willis.
Well played.
Ah, the autistic desire for evenly spread and comfortable pressure, I’m familiar
Ayup.
I absolutely repressed the memory of messing up my bed as a kid… Because I was on the floor. Using it as the best blanket ever.
It came back like, months ago (and thanks to Joyce lmaoo)
i have definitely also spent time underneath a mattress. it’s so PRESSURE
Is that an autistic thing? Wife likes being squished too, from the top though, not the side against the wall like this.
It’s one of the more common autistic things, yea.
It can be several things, one of which is an autistic thing. For me it’s an ADHD thing. Got a weighted blanket and now I sleep like the dead all winter (summer too hot for blanket)
You should look into Silk and Snow’s blankets – I was hesitant at first since they’re a bit spendy and I live in a hot climate, but I got the heaviest one and haven’t regretted it a single day and use it year ’round. It’s pleasantly chunky.
I got a cooling blanket for precisely this reason: so I can use the weighted blanket (on top of the cooling blanket) in warmer weather too.
I was gonna say. Being squished into the mattress by a large person sounds nice to me, but the WALL? The hard wall? That’s too much for me. Next level squish
or, at least, to sleep with any blanket. But never without nothing
Well this is a way to wake up
Autistic horny people: what if it was a weighted blanket… that fucks???
for reals tho there a kickstarter or something for that o3o
I WILL BUY FIFTY
God don’t do this to me. I’ve loved being squished and being on the bottom so much. Don’t tell me this is a THING.
It is very much a thing.
It can just be a kink. I think.
That’s what I always assumed. I’m a bit of a degenerate after all.
well depends on context.
do you also hate eye contact, hate conversations with two or more people at once, have hyperfixations like sonic, pokemon, etc that last decades, etc…
Can vouch, I’m in my fourth decade of being an obsessive Trekkie! Live long, and prosper
Hava nagila! ^v^
Have two or three nagila (they’re very small)
*applauds you for your bilingual punning
Have a Nagilum, Where Silence Has Leased.
except it ain’t a pun I intended?
I intended it as a subtle reference to the Jewish origins of the Vulcan salute XD
do sardines count as pokemon for the purpose of this conversation?
autistic comfort foods ya mean? sure! ^^
Announcer: Introducing the WeightedBlanketFucker 9000!
Can I preorder
I think an artist I follow was drawing a comic about that.
I love that Joyce is comfy being in her underwear around Joe. It’s so cute.
And that UNDERWEAR! Yum!
It is good to have direct confirmation of her choice regarding orange or pink.
Joyce im guessing you can feel why
o3o This DOA project thing I alluded to a while ago is taking longer than I’d hoped. But I did finish the first “part” of it. Should I
A. Wait to post it until I finish more
or
B. Post what I have so far as a teaser for the full thing
Impatient me votes B, but either’s valid, honestly.
I’d say A; as much as I want to see it now I feel like waiting will be worth it.
I’ve gotten in the habit of just plopping it on the table when it’s ready, previews and teasers be damned.
yeah same here, when I made Joyce’s Nightmare I didn’t bother with none of that stuff XD
definitely wait so it doesn’t get cliffhangered
ADHD me says B also.
Option B, no question.
B! I vote B!
Joe needs a cold shower and/or some time alone to use the internet.
That being said his reaction is cute; he seems to be worried about something poking her…
Don’t think he’d need the internet ATM.
I really don’t think he needs the internet at this point.
He might need to do some laundry, though.
Been there, done that, was both impressed and scared by the size of the stain.
Bro is fighting for his life
Smoosh, there it is!
I was waiting for that comment, and you made it.
someone tell Joyce about humping/grinding, dry (clothed) or otherwise
If the naughty Patreon is to be trusted, they’ve already sailed those seas.
Joe, just don’t wiggle or let Joyce wiggle and you’ll be fine. Maybe.
Both have cute undies and nice butts. Bisexuals eating well, as per usual.
Young, healthy male? Joe may be good for 2 or 3 showers before his libido gives it up for a…wash
(eyeroll monkey ba dum tish clip)
I guess I’m one of those weird autistics who doesn’t feel any need to be compressed.
It’s the spectrum of life……
I mean what’s “weird”?
it’s shown that neurodivergents brains including autistics show more diversity among each other than the whole of all brains in the entire human species
as it turns out, theres many many ways to diverge
How can there be more diversity among divergent brains than among all brains, when the former is a subset of the latter? And how is diversity defined?
I can’t tell if the person above you meant “more diversity in neurodivergent brains than in non-neurodivergent brains” or if they meant “measured by average distance from the mean, the neurodivergent set is more diverse than the total set”. Either or both being true wouldn’t surprise me.
Dowsing, fortune telling, fortune changing.
Are you saying those are forms of neurodivergence, calling them weird, or giving them as examples of ways to diverge in general?
Other meanings of the word “weird”. Probably the other two are derived from fortune telling.
Right, but you were posting gibberish from the Rational Wiki the other day, so I kind of assumed you weren’t talking about the supernatural meanings.
I don’t follow
Well, you’re apparently some kind of big-brain Reddit skeptic, based on that “woo” nonsense, so I figured you wouldn’t bother referencing supernatural or spiritual ideas on purpose because it propagates magical thinking, or whatever you people talk about.
ah, so you were trying to troll me.
This is like the third time you’ve interpreted a basic question from me as “trolling”. Do you just not understand what trolling is? Do you go to a restaurant and accuse the waiter of trolling you when they ask what you’d like to drink? It would be a waste of my time and life to bother trolling you, and it’s just as much of a waste for you to spend so much time paranoid that I’m doing it. You’re like obsessed with the idea, to the extent you’ll bring it up over a normal fucking request for clarity. If you can’t get over your paranoia, genuinely seek help, or at least find another person to point it at. Jesus Christ, dude.
Which is why I get a little grouchy when people categorize a standalone behavior or preference as proof someone has a specific condition, esp when it’s not even a listed diagnostic criteria for the condition. We are weird and legion!
Um, this is very offensive because my grandma drank room temperature water instead of cold water at restaurants, and that means she 100% had [30 words of medical jargon] autism.
Getting compression is one common form of stimming. But not universal to us all. Lots of other ways to get stimming.
Well, you know what they say: If you’ve been one autistic person, you’ve been one autistic person…
(This autistic person is highly claustrophobic and appreciates the bedcovers being tight for approximately ten seconds before becoming convinced I can’t breathe.)
Perhaps you meant “seen” instead of “been”…perhaps not. Either way is good!
I meant “been”. That was by way of being the joke, such as it was.
Orange stripes it was, I see.
This storyline makes me figure out that I’m less into dudes than I thought recently, so at least there’s one good thing to pull from the Joe/Joyce interactions
Congratulations!
Thanks I guess? Idk, this whole “will Joyce finally have cishet sex” is starting to make me uncomfortable, might have to come back in a few weeks and just binge past it
I don’t read this storyline like this at all. The story or characterization is not about “will Joyce finally have cishet sex”, it’s about Joyce dealing with her internalized baggage and preconception of “will I finally have [cishet, penetrative] sex?”
The story itself actually counters this internalized standard quite a bit: both through characters telling Joyce to take her time and do what she wants; and through Joyce’s own realizations and ability to deal with her internalized baggage in real time (and/or blundering through some of it, and hopefully she’ll circle back and realize some more soon).
Even if it’s about her baggage related to P-i-V sex, it’s still ultimately about will or won’t she have P-i-V sex with a man. Which I have realised the last couple days/weeks, is making me personally uncomfortable.
Kind of personally hoping that Willis is going to deconstruct that idea by Joyce talking to Roz again. Joyce says “we’ve done other stuff, but not sex” and Roz goes, “oh by a lotta people’s definitions, you’ve already had sex then! Sex can look like lots of things, hand-jobs, oral, mutual masturbation” That might shock Joyce and make her reevaluate her own experiences so far.
I forget, has anyone dispelled the myth that hymens are the tell-all of sexual penetration for her? That panic could be coming down the line too.
Good luck! I hope you get back into a comfy comfort zone smoothly.
Damn, comic got so gay, people are getting uncomfortable with a reminder that straight people technically exist.
Nah, that’s me struggling with my own baggage in relation to masculinity/men. But tbf, by the time I got in, the comic was already pretty gay
Hell, we all got bags here.
Joyce need a weighted blanket but I don’t think anyone makes one in that weight range. I’m assuming Joe is in the 100 kg range (220-225 pounds in Freedom Units) and Joyce is claiming that is insufficient. The heaviest weight blanket I have seen advertised was about 40-50 pounds.
Maybe if one gets two?
“I need the DBZ edition.”
Need to get one from the Giles Corey brand
He can’t even be in his bunk, cause well, she is in his bunk. Conundrum!
I think he’s in her bunk. Same bedspread we saw with Dorothy earlier.
As cain said. He is in her bunk (hurrhurrhurr). That’s one reason why Dorothy left the room.
Not so much the compression, but as someone who has historically dated men roughly my own size, I didn’t realize how comfortable a looming presence like Joe can be. It’s full-body comfort, like being in an oversized chair. I get this, for a given value of get this.
As a Joe-sized man, I’m pretty sure this is why I had no trouble getting dates in college.
Just a thought:
If Joyce’s main anxiety is doing “it” wrong, and she’s really into comprehension… What if Joe got a bunch of elastic bandages, and wrapped her up? All consenting, of course. She would let him take care of doing “it” right.
I can see Joyce, some several years older, getting really into latex. And latex vacuum beds. Evenly applied pressure!
awe now I want this to happen SO BAD T^T
Oh… oh my.
Today I learned…
…I had no idea.
…I’ll be in my bunk…
my reaction EXACTLY o3o
you think thats bad, i have to work with an industrial plastic wrapper and lemme tell ya, i am totally normal about the idea of getting inside it >_<
Sometimes the Job Hazards do be compelling, honest. They can be So Texture
Ahahah, I’m glad I could bring y’all something new! It wasn’t my thing, but the venn diagram for kinksters and neurodiversity is almost a circle, and I watched some demos back in the day. Def saw why people would like it ^^
As long as she never tries to use one alone, and whoever’s running the vacuum minds her ears.
Ah yeah that’s like asphyxiation. Never do it alone :’DD
The great thing about those dorm showers is that they run out of hot water fast, eh, Joe?
Joe: This better not awake anything on me
Joe: The word smoosh, I mean. The rest was there already
Joyce got her a nice hot cup of morning Joe,
and now, some delicious hot shmoes <3
“The best part of waking up is Joe in your ‘cup’…”
Joyce whispers “Smoosh me harder” into Joe’s ear.
Joe’s brain shuts off. RIP Joe.
I think my new read on Joyce is that she’s on her villain arc and blueballing as many people as humanly possible to spread the agony she’s suffered for the entire stories run and this will endgame with her going full green goblin and starting a rivalry with Amazi-Girl that’s going to turn into some really weird shit.
Get you a big dude who will happily act as your weighted blanket/smoosher when asked (can confirm, they’re 10/10)
i would say “insert comment about getting a weighted blanket here” but now having had the chance to use them a few times this year, they straight up don’t weigh enough for that nice slightly feeling crushed feeling. they need to be made heavier !!!
my girlfriend and i have a weighted blanket, and we both like it, but it’s just nowhere near the ecstasy of the full weight of her body crushing my ribcage.
I stack two of them on my partner when they require blanket based smoosh
I always wish you could just buy a blanket made out of chainmail. It’d be cool in the summer, but could be layered over a blanket….
You can get one made to order (check with any Renaissance Fair chainmail vendor), but…costly…might be $500 or more!
OH, I SAW A POST ON TUMBLR. Someone had taken the matter at hands and _woven themselves a chainmail blanket,_ it was the coolest thing. They put a duvet cover on it and everything so it didn’t chafe. I needed it so bad
Joyce, I- I would not be screaming that at the top of my lungs
…she isn’t…?
Someone buy this girl a weighted blanket yesterday.
The fucking last panel cutoff is perfect.
F-ing indeed!
what are you, a .rar file ?
Eyyyyy!
This needs an update button.
*eyeroll*
UpVOTE button, danged autocorrect.
Look, she’s just making sure there’s no room for Jesus.
Aww, but Jesus likes threesomes!
yeah, must be LESS than one bible length apart XD
Knowing of very similar situations, oddly, you gotta tell her the power she has to make you cream your shorts right now, because she may gleefully oblige. She may in fact cackle. In at least one of the situations I’m aware of, it was years before things got much beyond that, much like it will be 2035 before jojo is consummated.
Smooshing me was my late partner’s favorite sex act. Fellow was a giant dude. Man, I miss that…
Also occasionally an elegant solution to the impediment posed by GU pain…
Condolences, and congratulations on happy memories.
Thanks, Meagan. He passed 20 years ago next month. Bittersweet, happy and sad, all at once.
I wonder how long until she uses the secret technique of the butt wiggle as a little spoon.
Coming soon in your DoA store: a Joe weighted blanked.
Coming soon indeed.
Someone get this girl a weighted blanket, NOW!
Squish that
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Well, that’s one way to do it.
You don’t say.
Word.
I hate non working HTML !!!
I mean.. clearly the site’s fault.. not *mine* !!
Damn those computers for doing only what we precisely tell them and not what we vaguely want from them!
IKR!??!?!?!
*plays FInland’s Entry for the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest on the Hacked Muzak*
(Hope this works this time!)
Joe, unironically: “I need to go…do laundry.”
Yet another example of what I am convinced is Willis’s long game.
Ok, I can see Joyce enjoying having sex with Joe very much, with the correct positioning. Joe must weigh a lot.
Ohhhhhhhhhh crushed against wall by big man. Joyce might be new to this but she damn well knows how to have an Autistic Good Time.
Pre coital bliss
*points at screen* Oooh, that’s my fetish.
Seriously, though, as the complement to a lot of other comments in this thread, many of us big dudes REALLY like it when the little spoon likes a good smoosh (and knows how to deploy a good butt wiggle).
Joe, I dunno that “this is hot actually, is there any chance you want to do another sort of non-penetrative sex activity” is gonna go over as badly as you seem to think it will.
Maybe he just wants to jack off. There’s no evidence he thinks [thing you said].
Well, yes, there’s no outright evidence, but him being worried about pushing Joyce too far seems more likely than him deciding he’d rather jack off at the moment than participate in further two-person sexy times.
Several great DoA titles here:
DoA Book 16: I Am Not Being Smooshed Enough!
DoA Book 16: Smoosh Me Against The Wall!
DoA Book 16: Smoosh Me Harder!
DoA Book 16: Harder!
sis, you’re gonna kill him
But what a way to go
“God, I wish that were me.”
RIP Joe Rosenthal
dude’s gonna have one of those scary movie 4 boners
Could you be kind and explain this?
reference to Scary Movie 4, where in one seen some dude looks like he has one of those giant German sausages in his pants XD
I’ve only seen the intro to that movie one time and I still have the image of Charlie Sheen swinging a bottle of vodka burned into my brain.
gone are the days of smooshing butt to butt… long live Joyce Brown, Queen of Innuendo.
Queenuendo
In-you-whatnow??
Smoosh me flat!
Then fold me in thirds and drop me off at the nearest UPS depot.
What can “Brown” do for you today?
hmmm, good point Joyce. men are generally the ones with the build most suitable for neurospicy compression
I don’t think it’s made me any more bi, but I understand straight women a little more now
Premarital weighy-blanky!
BUTTS
i’m so here for Joyce’s era of “OMG having a partner means i can meet my autism needs???“
i hope she discovers stimming & soothing mechanisms that don’t require another human being. Like weighted blankets.
But as long as other-human is happy to do it, go for it!
I have never sympathized as much with Joyce as I do in this strip.
(why am I not at home right now with a large soft woman sitting on me hnnngh)
I think it’s hilarious that Joyace has no idea what’s she is doing to Joe. And Joe deserves this discomfort from being the sex pest he used to be. Joe has rediscovered his own innocence. It’s kind of cute.
I feel called out.
I firmly believe at this point that Joe’s secondary role is to be Joyce’s hydraulic press