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by David M Willis on April 2, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - The First Step Towards Recovery
└ Tags: amber, danny

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  1. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    April 2, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Ah…good timing.

  2. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    April 2, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Dude chew first. THEN speak.

    • David Herbert
      David Herbert
      April 2, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

      Then she’ll be hit with gunks of chewed up food. He should probably swallow, then talk.

    • Steven
      Steven
      April 2, 2012 at 1:34 am | #

      She waited for him to put that big delicious bite in his mouth to sit down, just to throw him off and ruin his enjoyment of it. YOU KNOW IT.

      • Rogue of Space
        Rogue of Space
        June 29, 2013 at 4:27 pm | #

        There’s a word for that. It’s called Sgiomlaireachd (Old Scottish) and it means “unwanted mealtime interruption”.

        Because the English language just isn’t enough sometimes.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 2, 2012 at 1:46 am | #

      All he needed to do was nod his head while making affirmative sounding noises with his mouth close, then finish chewing/swallowing before talking to her for real.

      That’s how I roll.

  3. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    April 2, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    They’re drinking … gatorade and root beer for breakfast?

    • Jetstream
      Jetstream
      April 2, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

      Chocolate milk and some kind of breakfast shake I’d wager.

      • Darth Shadow
        Darth Shadow
        April 2, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

        Chances are equally good that it’s gatorade and root beer.

        Because when you’re in college, why the fuck not?

        • MichaelHaneline
          MichaelHaneline
          April 2, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

          +1

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          April 2, 2012 at 2:06 am | #

          Exactly. Who’s gonna tell you otherwise, right?

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            April 2, 2012 at 2:18 am | #

            and thus, you are ‘rewarded’ with the Freshman Fifteen.

            • Kernanator
              Kernanator
              April 2, 2012 at 2:26 am | #

              I actually welcomed the Freshman 15. It meant that I stopped seeing my ribs when I looked at myself in the mirror.

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                April 2, 2012 at 2:33 am | #

                I LOST about 25 pounds when I went to boarding school I had trouble adapting to the compulsory vegetarian they had there, if you wanted any meat, you have to sneak it into the school grounds.

                • TheBenenator
                  TheBenenator
                  April 2, 2012 at 2:40 am | #

                  …and where was this? (I’m a vegetarian)

                • Kernanator
                  Kernanator
                  April 2, 2012 at 3:00 am | #

                  You poor bastard.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  April 2, 2012 at 3:17 am | #

                  @TheBenenator: This was at Lilydale Adventist Academy, you see, one of the beliefs that SDAs have is that it is best to live on a lacto-ovo vegetarian diet (vegetarian + eggs + dairy products).

                  While they do allow the consumption of ‘clean meat’ nromally, the lacto-ovo vegetarian diet was enforced on all the boarding students ie; NO MEAT ALLOWED!

                • Tualha
                  Tualha
                  April 2, 2012 at 3:23 am | #

                  …I trust everyone was supplied with B12? No one told me about B12 when I went vegetarian.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  April 2, 2012 at 3:35 am | #

                  @Tualha: Things like eggs and dairy products have B12 and we were allowed to consume those as part of a lacto-ovo vegetarian diet, so there was no problem in that respect.

                  My main problem was that I loved eating things like beef, chicken, white fish, lamb & it took me a few months before I was willing to try these strange meatless dishes with their nut-meat, gluten steaks, nutolene and other Sanitarium products.

                • Azumango
                  Azumango
                  April 2, 2012 at 11:55 am | #

                  Wait, you went to VEGAN ACADEMY?!

                • XMD
                  XMD
                  April 2, 2012 at 12:20 pm | #

                  It just makes her better than us.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  April 2, 2012 at 6:22 pm | #

                  @Azumango: No, a lacto-ovo vegetarian academy, they still exploit animals for their eggs and milk products.

                  @XMD: Nah, at best I can say that it opened up my dietary options somewhat as I used to live on a very bland meat-veg diet before I went there.

                  I’m still a fussy eater but now I experiment with new foods more. There was no way I would have discovered things like Indian cuisine or dishes like squid-ink pasta otherwise.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 2, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

      In college, I made Breakfast S’mores and Breakfast Taquitos on more than one occasion.

      I wasn’t reading Shortpacked yet, but if I had been I can assure you Cadbury Cream Egg Cereal would have made the menu.

      And that’s where my Freshman Fifteen came from. 🙂

      • L.K. Crocuta
        L.K. Crocuta
        November 19, 2014 at 4:05 pm | #

        Heh, that’s nothin’. I’m known to eat everything from panfried clam strips or candy and chips to toasted ravioli or leftover Chinese food for breakfast. And, this started in high school for me, not college, though it’s been more frequent since starting college.

    • David
      David M Willis
      April 2, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

      Amber loves Mountain Dew.

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        April 2, 2012 at 12:49 am | #

        A girl after my own heart!

        • fellixe
          fellixe
          April 2, 2012 at 1:27 am | #

          It’s almost as good as Sierra Drops!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        April 2, 2012 at 1:51 am | #

        Who doesn’t like the Dew?

        • Blob Marley
          Blob Marley
          April 2, 2012 at 2:04 am | #

          Communists, that’s who! You ever seen a commie drink Dew, son? They don’t, do they? They drink vodka, right?

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            April 2, 2012 at 2:34 am | #

            and look what happened to them.

            • Tualha
              Tualha
              April 2, 2012 at 3:24 am | #

              Confusing cause and effect there, I suspect. I doubt I could survive living like that without some kind of drug.

            • ADHadh
              ADHadh
              April 2, 2012 at 3:35 am | #

              They were HAPPY! As long as they weren’t sober that is.

        • Gordon
          Gordon
          April 2, 2012 at 2:11 am | #

          I don’t drink things that look like piss.

          And taste like piss mixed with sugar.

          • David
            David M Willis
            April 2, 2012 at 2:15 am | #

            Man, I really hope your piss don’t look like Mountain Dew. Go see a doctor!

            • Blob Marley
              Blob Marley
              April 2, 2012 at 2:18 am | #

              Optimus prime approves this message.

            • Gordon
              Gordon
              April 2, 2012 at 2:21 am | #

              Well, the real color isn’t that far off. Maybe it’s a little cloudy…

            • Gordon
              Gordon
              April 2, 2012 at 2:23 am | #

              And no, my urine is mostly clear, because I drink water almost exclusively.

              But thanks for worrying, I guess.

              • Despite Rage
                Despite Rage
                April 2, 2012 at 9:45 am | #

                But you did say something about it tasting like urine. If you know that for a fact, then you’re freakier than I’m willing to be.

                Trying not to judge…

                • ADHadh
                  ADHadh
                  April 2, 2012 at 10:52 am | #

                  You know, he may be an adventurer/survivalist.

            • Thrudd
              Thrudd
              April 2, 2012 at 11:04 am | #

              Yes, especially if it glows in the dark …
              The Dew is freaky enough where I am but the stuff you people in the states drink tastes horrible and over-sweetened …. then I find out its packed solid with caffeine [which is bitter ]
              Quick question to those who might know but WHY are so many soft drinks in the states sweetened with corn syrup? That stuff has a distinct taste all its own and its not that pleasant.

              • Whit
                Whit
                April 2, 2012 at 12:15 pm | #

                Corn syrup is ostensibly cheaper than sugar, and the corn lobby has a lot of leverage here.

                Myself, I think that when there’s a drug to which fully 50% of American adults are clinically addicted, which harms sleep hygience and harms worker productivity, something should be done–but there won’t be.

                • Naz
                  Naz
                  April 2, 2012 at 3:06 pm | #

                  Fun fact: The United states grows the majority of the planet’s corn supply. Of course it’s in everything. Sugar cane on the other hand has to be imported from warm tropical areas. Not cost
                  effective.

          • das-g
            das-g
            April 2, 2012 at 5:02 pm | #

            How come Leland hasn’t been mentioned yet in this thread?

    • S.Yeske
      S.Yeske
      April 2, 2012 at 4:41 pm | #

      Weren’t they saying something about lunch in the previous strip? I think it’s lunch, though heck if I know what they are supposed to be eating.

  4. Leorale
    Leorale
    April 2, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    What does she see in him, anyway?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      April 2, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

      (I mean, I solely date nerds, too, but he’s *such* a nebbish.)

      • Jetstream
        Jetstream
        April 2, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

        nebbish: an insignificant, pitiful person; a nonentity

        ?????

        • Thor
          Thor
          April 2, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

          What part of that do you not agree with?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 2, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

      Hard to be sure, but I’m guessing Danny is well above average in the looks department.

      He had an attractive girlfriend for quite some time, Billie (a former cheerleader used to guys adoring her) was willing to sex him up after one compliment, and in that other ‘verse Joyce basically fell for him immediately.

      He’s also apparently the least creepy guy in her CS class. That’s gotta be a plus.

    • Tunasammich
      Tunasammich
      April 2, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

      Danny is completely adorkable

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        April 2, 2012 at 1:43 am | #

        All he needs now is a fez.

        • Anne Onymous
          Anne Onymous
          April 2, 2012 at 7:35 am | #

          Because fezzes are cool.

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            April 2, 2012 at 2:58 pm | #

            Well, there is one that isn’t.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              April 2, 2012 at 6:24 pm | #

              You’re think of FAZ not Fez, two very diferent things.

              • Jacob42
                Jacob42
                April 2, 2012 at 9:03 pm | #

                No, he just dislikes Morocco.

                • Hannover Fist
                  Hannover Fist
                  April 2, 2012 at 9:57 pm | #

                  I thought he was referring to Fez from That 70s Show.

    • TheBenenator
      TheBenenator
      April 2, 2012 at 2:48 am | #

      Scrambled eggs and sausage, I think.

  5. Jetstream
    Jetstream
    April 2, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Class act, that Danny.

  6. BelOggy
    BelOggy
    April 2, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    Shmeezh mockingh moo mrr!

  7. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    April 2, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    Quick, Danny! Throw an action figure at her!

    • Ridureyu
      Ridureyu
      April 2, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

      SEAL THE DEAL!

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        April 2, 2012 at 2:49 pm | #

        Seal deal?

  8. Brasca1
    Brasca1
    April 2, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

    I suppose it’s better than choking on your food when you see someone you like. Of course if he did Amazi-girl would have to save him again.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 2, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

      She’d have to run and get the costume first. Can be seen acting heroic in her civilian guise!

      And by the time she got back, he’d be dead.

      • Rex Hondo
        Rex Hondo
        April 2, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

        Thus fulfilling the tragic loss prerequisite for her to become a real super hero.

        • fellixe
          fellixe
          April 2, 2012 at 1:30 am | #

          Little late for an origin, isn’t it?

          • Rex Hondo
            Rex Hondo
            April 2, 2012 at 11:58 pm | #

            Depends. I think it works if you consider a “Year One” story to still be early enough in a character’s development to count as origin. It’s only been a week or so since the beginning of term, and her existence hasn’t been confirmed by the press yet, so I think we’re still safely in origin territory.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          April 2, 2012 at 1:52 am | #

          Well it’s not often that MALE love-interests end up Stuffed In The Fridge.

          • Rex Hondo
            Rex Hondo
            April 3, 2012 at 12:00 am | #

            It’s also an interesting bit of turnaround to have the contents of the fridge be stuffed into the love interest.

            • Alan / Falcon
              Alan / Falcon
              April 6, 2012 at 1:17 am | #

              Why I don’t spend more of my time reading the comments here I may never know. This is great stuff. 🙂

  9. Chuck
    Chuck
    April 2, 2012 at 12:43 am | #

    Oh Danny… oh so classy

  10. TheTJ
    TheTJ
    April 2, 2012 at 1:31 am | #

    It’s not that he’s being rude, but those ARE cafeteria scrambled eggs… When Danny opened his mouth his body naturally assumed it must have been to expell the offending taste.

  11. wat
    wat
    April 2, 2012 at 1:45 am | #

    what is he saying?

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      April 2, 2012 at 2:50 am | #

      ‘Holy crap, you’re talking to me.’

  12. MR C
    MR C
    April 2, 2012 at 1:52 am | #

    smooth move danny, real smooth

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 2, 2012 at 1:53 am | #

      Almost as smooth as Walky.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        April 2, 2012 at 2:10 am | #

        Well, no one is as smooth as Walky. He’s Mr. Smooth.

        • Blob Marley
          Blob Marley
          April 2, 2012 at 2:20 am | #

          He’s the same consistency as the chicken-like puree they pour into McNugget furnaces.

          Soopa-smoov.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            April 2, 2012 at 2:26 am | #

            I can totally see Walky slurping down some conuggets (like cochicken but with Mcnuggets instead)

            • MR C
              MR C
              April 2, 2012 at 11:24 am | #

              almost as smooth as mike’s cockblock earlier

  13. Blob Marley
    Blob Marley
    April 2, 2012 at 2:02 am | #

    I don’t buy it, Amber.

    Erm… MAH MOH MUY UFF.

  14. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    April 2, 2012 at 2:02 am | #

    is she a miniature baked chicken for breakfast or am i just seein’ things?

    • Blob Marley
      Blob Marley
      April 2, 2012 at 2:21 am | #

      No, she’s a girl. That thing on her plate though… looks like a leg quarter to me. Or maybe a boob quarter.

      • Zababcd
        Zababcd
        April 2, 2012 at 6:54 am | #

        Danny’s plate: Hockey puck and cabbage leaf.

        Amber’s plate: Large lobster claw and pile of cornflakes.

        Really, those vague symbolic shapes could be almost anything.

        • davidbreslin101
          davidbreslin101
          April 2, 2012 at 10:19 am | #

          I read the “hockey puck” as a big slice of black pudding, which surprised me- didn’t think that stuff existed in America.

          • Thrudd
            Thrudd
            April 2, 2012 at 11:09 am | #

            I thought that stuff was only used in self defense and the Glaswegian martial art of Icky Thump.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              April 2, 2012 at 6:26 pm | #

              Nice to know someone else here knows about The Goodies, gotta love that black pudding.

          • Blob Marley
            Blob Marley
            April 2, 2012 at 2:33 pm | #

            I assumed it was a breakfast sausage patty. I don’t know what exactly is in a black pudding, but I do know it sounds untrustworthy. Those things have killed more than a few unwitting D&D characters.

            • Alan / Falcon
              Alan / Falcon
              April 6, 2012 at 1:19 am | #

              ,” says Blog Marley. Nice.

              I honeymooned in Ireland. That black pudding is most definitely something invented by bed and breakfasts so that they can loot the luggage before submitting a police report about the unfortunate passing of their guests.

              • Alan / Falcon
                Alan / Falcon
                April 6, 2012 at 1:20 am | #

                *Blob. Because, the pudding is blobby. Definitely not bloggy. /sigh

        • Pat
          Pat
          April 2, 2012 at 2:01 pm | #

          Well, it *is* a college cafeteria. Vague shapes that could be almost anything–it’s like a photograph!

  15. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    April 2, 2012 at 2:10 am | #

    You wanna know what Danny’s thinking?

    “Oh god, does she know what I was doing last night with those photos of her I found on the Internet?”

    “And by that I mean making photo collages.”

    • Aegon01
      Aegon01
      April 2, 2012 at 3:03 am | #

      Don’t you mean journalism?

  16. Tualha
    Tualha
    April 2, 2012 at 3:31 am | #

    Snerk. Danny, I thought about it and decided to trust you when you said nothing happened. Because a relationship should be based on trust and not, e.g., sneaking into someone’s dorm room to check the tape recording, which I totally didn’t do.

  17. invisiblemoose
    invisiblemoose
    April 2, 2012 at 6:28 am | #

    Danny, you’d better hit that.

    She likes swallowing.

  18. Zababcd
    Zababcd
    April 2, 2012 at 7:00 am | #

    If anyone is interested, spellcheck suggests that hen is saying “Molly map, mar milking moo me.” “Milking moo me” sort of makes sense, except that Danny isn’t a cow. Probably.

    • Zababcd
      Zababcd
      April 2, 2012 at 7:01 am | #

      *he

      • Pat
        Pat
        April 2, 2012 at 2:02 pm | #

        Obviously. Hen’s don’t moo.

        • Pat
          Pat
          April 2, 2012 at 2:05 pm | #

          What? Where did that apostrophe come from?
          Oh God, they’re invading!

  19. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    April 2, 2012 at 9:48 am | #

    U malking moo mee?

    U MALKING MOO MEE?

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      April 2, 2012 at 2:51 pm | #

      Men moo meh mell melse mare moo malkin’ mo?

      • Arkadi
        Arkadi
        April 2, 2012 at 3:07 pm | #

        Mee ’em me omly mon ‘ee. Moo m’fuck u fimk uu malking moo?

        • Usayasha
          Usayasha
          April 2, 2012 at 6:08 pm | #

          Moo malkin mack, moy!?!

  20. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    April 2, 2012 at 10:59 am | #

    Smooth, Danny. Really smooth.

  21. chumpersonable
    chumpersonable
    April 2, 2012 at 11:13 am | #

    Danny either has a sausage patty or some kind of fudge cookie on his plate, and honestly, both seem about equally likely.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      April 2, 2012 at 3:02 pm | #

      From my memories of university cafeterias, he is probably better off if that is the hockey puck it appears to be.

      • Bunk
        Bunk
        April 2, 2012 at 7:01 pm | #

        I like to think it’s a Ring-Ding.

  22. AJBulldis
    AJBulldis
    April 2, 2012 at 11:13 am | #

    Awww…

  23. Jacob
    Jacob
    April 3, 2012 at 1:04 pm | #

    Ahhh…Landes Dining. So delicious. They have soda fountains, and juice fountains, and milk, and tea, and coffee. I’d wager he has chocolate milk and she has lemonade or sprite.

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Dumbing of Age: "Sneaking" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Sneaking
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
jesus christ how many studio series leader class guys are there next year and the year after probably also
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
excuse me
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
“I’m just going to say it, shame on any of us who throws a trans child under the bus for thinking they’re going to get elected. That child deserves our support. Don’t worry about the pollsters calling it distractions, because we need to be the party of human dignity.”
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Gov. Tim Walz is doubling down on trans rights — and criticizing members of his party who are retreating — at a time when the issue has become a political lightning rod nationally and back home in Minnesota.
header image - Gov. Tim Walz backs transgender kids as Democrats grapple with debate over sports bans
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Gov. Tim Walz backs transgender kids as Democrats grapple with debate over sports bans
The Minnesota Democrat has been critical of other members of his party who are retreating at a time when the issue has become a political lightning rod nationally and in Minnesota.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
Hasbro making my customs real Part II! (Part I was Fangry)
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Sixo | Transformers @sixotf.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
Well, there it is
SS86 Devastator
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
look how incredibly photoshopped these lower legs are they definitely lassoed that lower leg color and desaturated it in post
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 20h
Takara Transformers Studio Series TS-12 Megatron is up for preorder at HLJ (¥7,440) - bit.ly/3HpjRak
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
hey look, ABS vs nylon vs paint perfect example in comparative light absorbing qualities
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
they managed to get the arms and thighs to be different grays, which I wasn't sure they'd be able to do, the way the mold's set up though maybe they're just producing a lot of extra thighs and/or arms in the wrong colors and throwing those away, i dunno
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preternia @preternia.com ⋅ 20h
Takara Transformers Dramatic Capture Series Decepticons Part 1 (Thundercracker & Reflector) is up for preorder at HLJ (¥13,950) - bit.ly/43uIcEm
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preternia @preternia.com ⋅ 20h
Takara Transformers Studio Series TS-12 Megatron is up for preorder at HLJ (¥7,440) - bit.ly/3HpjRak
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
www.ebay.com/itm/23613670... selling my titans return scorponok head (and his card, and grotusque's weapon)
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Sixo | Transformers @sixotf.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
I’m so happy for them
Masterpiece MPG Hauler teaser
MPG Hauler & MP Hound
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
*squinting* marvel legends.... NIOO...??
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Hasbro Marvel Legends 85th Anniversary Odin is down to $45.49 on Amazon - buff.ly/DrH7fuq #ad
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Dread Pirate Robin 🩷💜💙 @dredpiraterobn.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
in today's mary worth, the part of wilbur weston will be played by Toby Jones
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "No big deal" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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No big deal
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
more like starsCREAM am i right lookit that beige
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
oh no the cool gray legs we hate on ss86 megatron are infecting older toys back through time
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Andrew bought a Transformer from @damnyouwillis.bsky.social‬ and he included magnets of the Walkyverse characters who look the most like us.
Two magnetic characters: a black-haired guy and a brown-haired girl with glasses. He included a third one that I think is the character who looks the most like Helen from my webcomic Narbonic.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Jim!
it's jim

he's wearing a yellow collared shirt over a gray sweatshirt
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Bryan!
it's bryan, who hasn't had a new character model drawn since 2015

he's wearing a vest

that's his thing, vests
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Tfw it's Pride and you're Questioning (about recycling)
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
When you're explaining your size difference fetish commission to the artist
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
they both suck actually
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Extremely Dorothy coded
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
HasTak colored their Megatron correctly, but it didn't match the bad memories in my brain. Here's a callout post.
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Cops are overgrown children cosplaying War, with all the rest of us forced into their stupid, childish game without our consent, consuming vast funds from the public treasury and ruining lives by the hundreds of thousands.
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I cannot get over these cops wearing night vision to arrest a dude on a Southwest Airlines flight in broad daylight.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Lock combination by Quentin Tarantino
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