In the troubled aftermath of a great war between Witches and her fellow Nuns, novice Sister Claire just wants a purpose.
Nerf Now!!
Josué Pereira
A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
Witchy
Ariel Slamet Ries
In the witch kingdom Hyalin, the strength of your magic is determined by the length of your hair.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Devil's Candy
Rem, Bikkuri
A lush fantasy about boy genius Kazu Decker, the girl he constructed for his 9th grade science project, and the world of devils and monsters they live in.
The Sanity Circus
Windy
Magic, monsters and mysteries await in the odd city of Sanity. It's up to Attley and a colorful group of characters to find out just what is going on.
Sam & Fuzzy
Sam Logan
Troubled by gangster rodents, lovesick vampire stalkers, or confused ninja assassins? Don't panic! Sam and Fuzzy are here to help. (For a reasonable fee.)
Wychwood
Varethane
When Tiara's pyrokinesis is finally noticed, she is captured by a magical research organization for study. If she cooperates, she could be helping to save humanity from a dire threat - but can she trust them?
Knights Errant
J.R. Doyle
Wilfrid's humble quest for revenge becomes bigger and bloodier by the day.
Little Red & Wolf
Aoi Maneki
Delve into the daily lives of two famous fairytale characters, and their adventures in this big weird world we all live in.
Tove
Severin
The end of the world is coming, and Tove doesn't want to be a hero, but SOMEONE has to look after her little brother.
The Din
Karin (Karrey)
The Din changed the world, mankind & its technology. Gregg Emilio dreams of flying in a sky that hasn't carried airplanes in a century.
Stand Still, Stay Silent
Minna Sundberg
A few generations after the end of the world, a small, poorly financed research crew is sent out to rediscover whatever is left of the forbidden old world in the south.
Starhammer
J.N. Monk, Harry Bogosian
A teen girl inherits a powerful alien artifact and proceeds to make a series of increasingly poor decisions
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
The Glass Scientists
Sage (S.H.) Cotugno
A gaslamp fantasy comic about the life and times of a ragtag group of mad scientists and their enigmatic leader, Dr. Henry Jekyll.
Demon Street
Aliza Layne
Two kids explore a world full of monsters and magic trying to find their way home again. But when home has been stolen from you, where do you go to get it back?
Wilde Life
Pascalle Lepas
Oscar decided to rent an old haunted house, and that's when things got weird...
Manly Guys Doing Manly Things
Kelly Turnbull
A weekly comic celebrating the finer things in life. Like manly men, lumberjacks, and time traveling special ops agents.
Atomic Robo
Brian Clevinger, Scott Wegener
The robot punches monsters and bad robots and one time he was a cowboy.
The Mash
L.F. Garcia, Danigami
In a world shrouded in mystery and threatened by great evil,a young mummy prince will use his new life to unite with other monster children to save it.
[un]Divine
Ayme
A highschool senior thought giving up his soul for a demon was a good idea. It wasn't.
Jailbird
Charlie Davis
An all-ages comic about a recently escaped prisoner's struggle to understand the outside world, and vice-versa. Also, a magic cape!
Laws and Sausages
Zach Weinersmith
Your cartoon guide to the American governement!
El Goonish Shive
Dan Shive
WARNING: This comic often ignores the Laws of Physics
Elephant Town
Danielle Corsetto
The long, slow tale of Kris, Paul, Berto and Mirando, four people who live in the same creaky old house, but don't know each other. New chapter updates every 2 months.
Anarchy Dreamers
Emily Ree
Sparkly undead kids fight society's worst Nightmares in this pastel-punk urban fantasy coming-of-age!
Helvetica
J.N. Wiedle
This story follows Helvetica's quest to uncover who he was in life, his existential crises, and his struggle to to make death worth living.
Between Failures
Jackie Wohlenhaus
The low stakes adventures of an assorted group of 20 somethings trapped in the declining years of American retail. They are naughty and say lots of swears.
The Hunter of Insania
Aoi Maneki
Wiol Alkko sells fake magical objects to those desperate for cures. When he tries to scam a real witch, she curses him: within a year, Wiol must learn and respect magic, or succumb to corruption of body and mind.
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Monster Pulse
Magnolia Porter Siddell
Four kids run afoul of a creepy secret organization's experiments, which turn their body parts into fighting monsters. Part sentimental coming-of-age story, part monster-training shonen manga, with just a bit of sci-fi body horror.
Girl Genius
Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio
In a time when the Industrial Revolution has become an all-out war, Mad Science rules the World...with mixed success.
Real Science Adventures
Brian Clevinger
Spin off stories and other adventures from the world of Atomic Robo!
Parisa
Ellen K
Two friends, Nolan and Gwen, take it upon themselves to escort the amnesiac spirit Lelief across the world of Parisa.
Awkward Zombie
Katie Tiedrich
Gags and goofs about videogames and the things that happen in them.
Spinnerette
Krazy Krow, Rocio Zucchi, Pablo Rey
When a lab accident gives Heather Brown spider powers and six arms, she does what any midwest comic geek would do: Become Ohio's #3 superhero!
Go Get a Roomie
Clover
Experience the queer journey of an upbeat hippie and the friendships she makes along the way! A tale of self-discovery and love of many forms.
Awaken
Koti Saavedra/Flipfloppery
Superpowers, monsters and conspiracies. Piras, the spoiled Dameschi heir, fights to recover his identity after becoming a terrorist!
Novae
KaiJu
A historical romance with a touch magic and a dash of astronomy. It chronicles the romantic adventures of Sulvain, a sweet tempered necromancer and Raziol, a passionate 17th century astronomer.
Heroes of Thantopolis
Izzy Strontium Hall
A living boy fights to save the City of the Dead.
Never Satisfied
Taylor Robin
Lucy Marlowe, a magician's apprentice, competes against other apprentices for an important, magical, Goverment Job.
Peritale
Mari Costa
A fairy godmother with no magic tries her best to successfully fulfill a Fairytale and win the respect of her peers.
Ghost Junk Sickness
Studio CARTRIDGE, Laura Lee
Two hunters try to survive and end up being pushed to pursue a deadly bounty dubbed "The Ghost".
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
MASKLESS
kickingshoes
In a world where people can wield the magic of elemental Masks, all Ashe wants to do is help. Maskless and useless, with dreams of fire and smoke on the back of his tongue, he finds himself on a strange, dangerous path to uncovering the secrets of these incredible objects, and the source of the monsters plaguing his home.
Ozzie the Vampire
Eric Lide
Ozzie and her best friend Kimmy are your average everyday normal art students – except one is an immortal vampire with superpowers and the other possesses a magic talking grimoire. Also they have to save their town from a demonic invasion.
Lighter Than Heir
Melissa Albino
A young Volant woman joins the military in an effort to upstage her war-hero father.
Demon's Mirror
Harry Bogosian
Based loosely off of "The Snow Queen", a story by Hans Christian Andersen, we see things take a different turn as the demons become central characters, and the side characters stick around. Yup, that's the only differences. Enjoy!
No Need for Bushido
Suburban Samurai, J W Kovell
The flash of a blade, the clash of steel! A runaway princess and her samurai companion navigate a fractured country on the brink of war.
Star Trip
Gisele Weaver
Jas is a human taken from her home planet on a trip across the galaxy she will never forget.
Sufficiently Remarkable
Maki Naro
Two young women living in Brooklyn discover that you're always coming of age.
BOOKMARK Click "Tag Page" to bookmark a page. When you return to the site, click "Goto Tag" to continue where you left off.
BUFFER WATCH
Comics are currently drawn and uploaded through:
Ikea Erotica is like reading an Ikea instruction sheet. Boring, literal ‘slot a into tab b’ stuff, which actually suggests at least a vague understanding of how the act works. (Just not all that much creativity with it…)
This is more Anatomically Impossible Sex. ‘Cuz unless there’s something Ethan ain’t tellin’ us…his thing is definitely attached to him.
The first couple of panels remind me of Rachel Bloom’s song “You can touch my boobies”: Video
Sample quote: “I’ll show you my vagina, which is located on my stomach somewhere.” The last couple of panels are quite disturbing, as others have said.
I enjoy how rapidly this particular strip went from the funniest thing to have ever happened in DOA to… not the funniest thing to have ever happened in DOA.
It was hilarious and then quickly became not hilarious at all. The phrase ‘I don’t know what my emotions are doing’ has never actually been accurate until this moment.
Also, every time she says ‘thing’ I’m reminded of 50 Shades of Gray and ‘he touched me… there.’
Actually Willis, I think you’re ahead of the curve. If this was the first comic I read of DoA, that would be pretty much par for the course compared to most webcomics.
Eh, it’s not really that simple. Joyce was marginally aware of the things going on around her, until she passed out. So she should have some memories of the attack, even if she can’t access them consciously. Whether that is due to the drug or her coping mechanisms is unknown. Mostly likely there is a mishmash of sense memories soaked with all the fear and anger, all being repressed of course. Actively repressed, I would assume, given what we know of Joyce.
The problem with repressing stuff is it rarely, if ever, stays in the tiny box we try to keep it in.
Yes, absolutely! And don’t worry if yours won’t come off at first. If you haven’t detached it before it’ll probably be a little stuck. Just put on some gardening gloves and give it a good, solid yank.
sidenote: i’ve been reading this for ages and discovered your other stuff over the summer, and i have yet to be disappointed. except maybe a tiny bit that i don’t know what happened during the end phase of the walky+joyce stuff. anywho, you sir, ROCK!
I’ve been looking forward to the next installments of Joyce’s dream sequence each night, and it hasn’t disappointed. Never thought Willis would be this good at surrealist stuff, but it doesn’t surprise me at all. I hope he does a real drug trip in this strip at some point.
Is it weird that I imagined some weird pyschodelic music in my head for the first part of the comic and then ear-shattering horror movie music for the last panel?
I noticed too… however, I wondered if it might have been deliberate.
I remember mention in that Arnold Schwarzenegger end times movie (forget the title now) that often when we dream, words and numbers are upside down and/or backwards (and therefor the “devil’s number” 666, was actually 999, the last year of the millenium.) I don’t know if there’s any truth to that; I’ve certainly never noticed myself. Then again, I don’t have dreams about the number 666 either.
It’s a viberator, possibly due to Joyce only knowing what a penis looks like in the abstract.
Which then leads to the question as to how she know what a vibe looks like, but I guess it’s not against the rules… *had a mostly nonreligious British education*
I think Joyce doesn’t. What Ethan’s holding seems to partake of both knob and stick. Which, if you’ve heard a little of the right slang, is certainly a possible impression for he to get.
Although one wonders why there isn’t something of the rooster about it.
The subconscious does odd things sometimes, too. It could be she knows what the real thing looks like (someone mentioned being a girl born among brothers, and that was true of Joyce in the other universe) but her dream changed it around because dreams are just odd like that.
There is a big difference (no pun intended) between a good look and a half-caught glance. That’s the difference between an alien encounter and Robert the philanderer.
I had no idea it was even that… But then again, I’m a strange girl, who has seen more of the male genitalia (being born a female among brothers) than I have any device intended for sexual gratification.
Honestly, I thought it was a strange flashlight ^_^;;
This is my first time here. … this girl seems to be suffering from a post-traumatic nightmare caused by unrelieved sexual tension coupled with a horrible memory of a violent person from her past?
I hope her roommate notices what´s up with Joyce. Maybe Joyce will even wake up screaming/sobbing (i know i would, i wouldn´t want this dream to continue any longer oO) which makes it easier for her to wake up.
Maybe it will help if she cuddles with the poor girl in her bed till she fall asleep (that would look soooooo cuuuuuteeee~)?
Whenever somebody double-posts and then does that whole ‘aieee, mea culpa’ thing, I get an almost irresistible urge to reply to their comment with their own comment as a sort’f weird ‘ha ha’. Like a fake double-post.
Native force of habit is leading me to go to questionable content and click on “Dave Willis is A Jerkface” over and over again while I’m trying to think of something else (it’s become basically a nervous tick to go to QC and click on the links to comics I frequent) and every time today I’m all “oh fuck oh fuck I need to stop doing that goddammit me.”
In summary, Dave Willis is a jerkface and Jeph’s hand is adorable and deserves to get better.
I felt everyone’s reaction to the attempted rape was dumb and childish. She needed help, and everyone decided against giving it to her. I was pretty sure something like this was going to happen. Poor sweet Joyce. Pushing things down doesn’t help!
Noooo, don’t go! It makes sense in contex…well, not really. But I promise you this is abnormal for the comic. Check out the start, I promise you won’t regret it.
please stay, this is not all DoA is… if you had checked in last week you would’ve had an amusingly awkward pairing (that i want to happen) as your first strip…. we’re really nice here i swear.
This is really unsettling, cute and just downright disturbing. As one who’s overcoming her own PTSD, this a is a really accurate take on the subject from Joyce’s position. Poor thing. This is gonna get good plot wise tho.
While this is a very intense strip and I applaud Willis for a very good dream sequence, I just find it funny that despite the dream, Ethan looks like he’s somewhat confused about what’s going on, which I find pretty funny. Then Ryan ruins my fun.
So I take it from these last two pages, that as Joyce’s vision of Ethan’s “thing” is a….”back” massager, that she has/had one of her own that she was quite fond of? Good Christian girls always find a way I guess.
I love how utterly manic this strip gets. It’s that kind of feverish nonsense that you experience in real life when you’re having a nightmare, or when it’s while you’re trying to fall asleep but you’re caught in some kind of a mental loop. The comic actually manages to conjure up the feelings that we get in real life, and that’s what makes this strip undoubtedly one of my favorite strips in the entire archive to date.
Jonathan Joss being shot outside his home while protecting his husband after being sent a threatening and distressing package is WHY we need Pride
It's 2025 and people are still being shot and killed for being queer
This is why we march and why we fight
the thing about white liberal Americans is that they'll argue to accept bigots into their tent before accepting the bigots' targets.
the targets that have been on the same side as white liberals from the jump.
John Redcorn was pretty much the only contemporary Native representation I had in comedy growing up. Probably the funniest Native character in cartoon history and a lot of that was on Jonathan Joss' pitch perfect rezzy uncle performance. RIP to one of the best to ever do it.
today in #9chickweedlane i learned that, yes, lolly is so edda 2.0 that she's even wearing her mother's wedding dress as she gets married to Her Dad (But Taller)
online transformers collectors: i hope ss86 megatron doesn't have big ol' treads on his back!!!
ss86 megatron: *treads fold up inside the legs*
online transformers collectors: HIS LEGS ARE TOO CHUNKY >>>:((((
the big disconnect that happens here is between the correct message for D politicians (especially in red states), which is “you’re right, this isn’t who you are, you’re better than that, vote differently next time”
and the actual truth, which is yes you did, fuck you
Raw milk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
Ferric Fang@fangferric.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
RFK Jr celebrated the release of the MAHA report by downing raw milk shooters in the White House with influencer Paul Saladino. Hazards of raw milk include Listeria, Salmonella, Campylobacter, Yersinia, E. coli O157:H7, and now-- avian flu.
ETPC @etpc.bsky.social ⋅ 8h
Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Kevin Buist @kevinbuist.com ⋅ 2d
Ferric Fang @fangferric.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Loading ...
(Digi Desktop Vtuber)
⚧️
Oh fudge
why the tummy *rubbs tummy* ohhhh thats why … also ahhhhhh cut face evil rape guy ahhhhh
To be honest, when I saw the first panel my immediate reaction was “oh man, tummy rubs are great!”
Is that the BED POST hes rubbin her tummy with?….
NEED THIS
You are pretty fucked up, Willis.
And you’re only realising this now?
i realised all crative people are messed up in some way thats why their so damn creative
I should get myself traumatized…
… Joyce is going to wake up and have a permanent fear of sex and/or masturbation.
Either that or start a webcomic.
Joyce is Willis! :O
Yes.
and possibly either shake weights or pepper grinders.
Which she didn’t have before, you mean?
@some dude
NP, Just Keep Reading
yea you really shouldn’t
“Happy people have no stories” after all
Or maybe we’re messed up because we’re creative! Wait, I like your thing better.
I’d blame human biology rather than Willis. Dreams are like this.
Let’s hear it for abstinence-only sex ed…
To be fair, I got good sex ed, and I’ve had sex dreams that were every bit as weird as this was before the OMGRAPEFLASHBACK…
>>OMGRAPEFLASHBACK
I thought that said “OM•Grape Flashback” — but THOSE ARE WORSE!!
Don’t believe me? Just ask the Grape Lady! http://tinyurl.com/3xhww2
You are right but here lets combine the two! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZoiJM1vlfc
I’ve had ladyfriends who loved to have their stomachs touched as foreplay. So this seems pretty normal to me, aside from the childish ‘dirty’ talk.
There’s that Ryan, ruining everything again.
C’mon, they lost – let it go…
I’m not sure if none, one or both of you are joking.
This is hilarious, creepy, sad, and just weird all at once.
Poor Joyce.
No, no bad place. XS
UH?
What the hell did Joyce eat before going to bed?
A Box of Libid-o’s. The Cereal with Marshmallow Spanish Flies.
I lol’d
Welsh Rarebit, of course.
I bequeath an internet to anyone who knows why.
Dream of the Rarebit Fiend?
Well done! Winsor McCay comics from 1904 FTW!
That was the prequel to Wallace & Grommit’s “Curse of the Welsh Rarebit,” wasn’t it?
I used to make those when I was a kid. I don’t know why the mustard males it so much better, but it does.
Mustard Males? Is that slang for Asian dudes?
Yes, but only when applied to cocktail wienies.
Males = typo’d makes.
P.S. Your comment was kind of racist.
Or possibly cheese toast.
Methinks she didn’t get a proper education in boning matters.
This is pretty plot intense.
PTSD.
Pretty Thick and Strong Dick?
WIN!!
Not funny at all.
You’re right.
You’re not funny at all.
I honestly parsed that as “Post-traumatic Sex Disorder.” Still seems pretty appropriate on review, though.
ASD, actually, but yup.
TOO INTENSE.
How intense?
ALL OF THEM.
Wow! Shock of all shocks! It’s almost like Joyce has no idea how sex works!
I hope she knows that babies don’t come from cabbage patches at least.
I’m hoping she knows that in real life a guy’s “Thing” isn’t detachable. I mean, she has brothers, right?
What, yours isn’t?
Not so far, no.
Oh man.
You are missing out.
I feel like a Detachable Penis song reference is needed. (my name for the video)
God your face screams “Omg do it! Do it!”
“Detachable Penis Reference” sounds like a very awkward indy band.
As someone mentioned before, it’s definitely detachable. It’s the reattaching that is problematic.
Everything has the potential to be detached. We don’t need your LABELS!
As you tell tell by your gravatar, sometimes reattaching can go completely wrong!
That’s actually a second best scenario. Completely wrong has lifelong consequences that can never be undone.
Isn’t that Maxim 11?
Of course not. It so obviousely comes from a large white bird carrying the baby in a sheet.
She’s clearly been to the wrong parts of the internets.
No, if she’d been to the wrong parts she’d know what’s what.
nonononono.. those are the RIGHT parts.
As we all know. the internet is for porn. (everyones heard it, so I shant link.
But…but…if the internet is for porn, and the internet is made of cats, doesn’t that mean it’s all kitty porn? DO NOT WANT
Google “Felicia” and then come say that again.
DO NOT WANT
A cat is fine too.
hmm….Felicia Day was the one that popped up for me. I wonder what you’re–
oh.
okay, I went to Image mode.
got it.
You’ve never actually read fanfiction written by (obviously virgin) teenagers, have you?
There’s a trope for this: IKEA Erotica.
ba-dum-pish!
That’s where a handful of hunky Norsemen show up at your door with wood (oak and pine, mostly) and you make with the screwing, right?
Nah, this isn’t Ikea Erotica.
Ikea Erotica is like reading an Ikea instruction sheet. Boring, literal ‘slot a into tab b’ stuff, which actually suggests at least a vague understanding of how the act works. (Just not all that much creativity with it…)
This is more Anatomically Impossible Sex. ‘Cuz unless there’s something Ethan ain’t tellin’ us…his thing is definitely attached to him.
well it’s dream logic after all…
The first couple of panels remind me of Rachel Bloom’s song “You can touch my boobies”:
Video
Sample quote: “I’ll show you my vagina, which is located on my stomach somewhere.” The last couple of panels are quite disturbing, as others have said.
This has taken a turn.
A turn of the magic peppermill as it flakes nightmare from the corns of trauma.
This came off as very “Chef Brian” when I read it.
your comment and avatar are nearly as horrifying as the comic itself
Fuck, I knew it seemed like Joyce was getting over this whole almost rape thing too quickly.
I have no idea what emoticon represents the expression I just made.
\ ~
0.o
()
Something like that?
HOLY CHEESE NIGHTMARE FUEL OHMYGOSH!
you forgot to say Batman
This comic is horrifying enough without me attempting to imagine that it was the first DoA comic I ever read, thank you very much.
Well…that escalated quickly. Jesus Christ, Willis. Oy.
“Do you want to know how I got these scars?”
Awww… we’re not on reddit, I can’t upvote you.
“I know how you got them. I was there.”
Gooooodnight, everybody!
Love Walky’s avatar on this.
I enjoy how rapidly this particular strip went from the funniest thing to have ever happened in DOA to… not the funniest thing to have ever happened in DOA.
“RUB MY TUMMY WITH IT!”
Simulataneousely smile frowns occurred. My body was so confused.
For me it was more like “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA oh.”
Most humor’s like that if you dig deep enough.
Yeah, humor is kind of like fear in reverse. “HA! HA! HA! AH! AH! AH!”
!AH !AH !AH !AH !AH !AH
Damn this whole dream sequence has just been really well written. And drawn.
This would indeed be considered an example of a “bad trip”, though with Joyce it would likely be worse since it relates to a traumatic experience.
Galasso puts LSD in his pizza sauce. It’s the only explanation for how he was able to drive Mama Bear’s out of business.
My wild stab in the dark actually happened!
So did Joyces, a few months ago.
HEY-O!
remember, children, sex kills.
Hopefully for Joyce, it’ll be the only one!
Stab in the Dark “That actually sounds like a good title for a horror flick”
It was hilarious and then quickly became not hilarious at all. The phrase ‘I don’t know what my emotions are doing’ has never actually been accurate until this moment.
Also, every time she says ‘thing’ I’m reminded of 50 Shades of Gray and ‘he touched me… there.’
So today’s comic is pretty much EXACTLY this comic for the modern era: http://oglaf.com/sexmanual/1/ (NSFW)
Hey! Stay out of my life unless you’re gonna be like my boss! Can I boss? Can I??
LOL I was just gonna say. XD
Called it.
Actually Willis, I think you’re ahead of the curve. If this was the first comic I read of DoA, that would be pretty much par for the course compared to most webcomics.
Poor girl, she really may be scared from that. Curious tho, she actually don’t remember about the event because of the drug…
Her subconcious knows ALL.
Eh, it’s not really that simple. Joyce was marginally aware of the things going on around her, until she passed out. So she should have some memories of the attack, even if she can’t access them consciously. Whether that is due to the drug or her coping mechanisms is unknown. Mostly likely there is a mishmash of sense memories soaked with all the fear and anger, all being repressed of course. Actively repressed, I would assume, given what we know of Joyce.
The problem with repressing stuff is it rarely, if ever, stays in the tiny box we try to keep it in.
I love the whiplash I just got from this comic.
So few panels. So many reactions.
Not gonna lie… kinda freaked out for reals. Which is part of why I lurv your writing.
Wow, I’ve… I’ve been doing it wrong my whole life :O
You’re meant to detach it and rub it on her tummy?!
Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff…
Yes, absolutely! And don’t worry if yours won’t come off at first. If you haven’t detached it before it’ll probably be a little stuck. Just put on some gardening gloves and give it a good, solid yank.
Well crap.
Wow, I actually jumped when I saw that last panel.
Ditto. That’s actually a really frightening scene to have suddenly appear.
Oh hey, date rape guy. Haven’t seen him in a while.
your gravitar makes it funnier
“Oh, hi, date rape guy! Haven’t seen you in a while! How’s it going? So how about those election results–crazy, huh?”
I’d bet money this is someone’s first.
I am beginning to comprehend how Faz and Wren took eight tries to get it right. Not that I’m convinced they’re there yet… >.>
AHH!! AHHHHH!! Shortpacked! spoiler!! *covers eyes*
(I am still not finished with Shortpacked! :P)
Wrong first.
this would freak me out so badly i’d have to archive dive just to see if it was all like this…
This dream sequence has gotta be one of my five favorite webcomic moments.
I was pretty sure she was taking that date rape incident way to easy. But damn. Well done Willis. One of your best.
sidenote: i’ve been reading this for ages and discovered your other stuff over the summer, and i have yet to be disappointed. except maybe a tiny bit that i don’t know what happened during the end phase of the walky+joyce stuff. anywho, you sir, ROCK!
OH THIS IS JOYCES DREAM
I thoguht it was Ethans and i said to myself “This makes no sense WTAF”
Wait, so that’s -not- how you have sex?
Huh. Been doing it wrong for all these years.
Wake up, Joyce!
I’ve been looking forward to the next installments of Joyce’s dream sequence each night, and it hasn’t disappointed. Never thought Willis would be this good at surrealist stuff, but it doesn’t surprise me at all. I hope he does a real drug trip in this strip at some point.
Oh god poor Joyce.
AAAAAAAAAAA
And this is where the dream goes from weird to bad
poor Joyce 
Is it weird that I imagined some weird pyschodelic music in my head for the first part of the comic and then ear-shattering horror movie music for the last panel?
Most comments evah? You should make a poster of this one! ^!^
Although this is horrifying, its also a brilliant move story-wise. I am excited to see where Joyce’s subconscious takes her.
I can’t be the only one to notice his cut is on the wrong side, right?
I noticed
I noticed too… however, I wondered if it might have been deliberate.
I remember mention in that Arnold Schwarzenegger end times movie (forget the title now) that often when we dream, words and numbers are upside down and/or backwards (and therefor the “devil’s number” 666, was actually 999, the last year of the millenium.) I don’t know if there’s any truth to that; I’ve certainly never noticed myself. Then again, I don’t have dreams about the number 666 either.
…aaaaand now Joyce wakes up screaming. Super Sarah to the rescue!
Yeeeeeeeeess…
Comfort her, Sarah.
Lesbianism is not a sin in the Bible. Only butt stuff.
Comfort her…
Tee-hee!
Silly dildo-‘Your-THING’ joke.
Ahhh! Scary! 0o0
Why is Ethans detachable? Do they all come off? Should mine?
It’s a viberator, possibly due to Joyce only knowing what a penis looks like in the abstract.
Which then leads to the question as to how she know what a vibe looks like, but I guess it’s not against the rules… *had a mostly nonreligious British education*
I think Joyce doesn’t. What Ethan’s holding seems to partake of both knob and stick. Which, if you’ve heard a little of the right slang, is certainly a possible impression for he to get.
Although one wonders why there isn’t something of the rooster about it.
It looks kinda like a pepper grinder to me. I wonder if Joyce ate out at like Olive Garden or something the night before.
The subconscious does odd things sometimes, too. It could be she knows what the real thing looks like (someone mentioned being a girl born among brothers, and that was true of Joyce in the other universe) but her dream changed it around because dreams are just odd like that.
There is a big difference (no pun intended) between a good look and a half-caught glance. That’s the difference between an alien encounter and Robert the philanderer.
I had no idea it was even that… But then again, I’m a strange girl, who has seen more of the male genitalia (being born a female among brothers) than I have any device intended for sexual gratification.
Honestly, I thought it was a strange flashlight ^_^;;
Called it. Sorta.
Amazing how different the tone is from the original Roomies! comics. I wonder how younger Willis would react to seeing this as his work in 15 years.
Saw this coming.
I didn’t see this coming, and it scares me!
Whelp that was horrifying.
This is my first time here. … this girl seems to be suffering from a post-traumatic nightmare caused by unrelieved sexual tension coupled with a horrible memory of a violent person from her past?
More or less, yeah.
Although “from her past” in this case translates I think to “a couple weeks ago”.
Wow. This honestly made me sick. In a good way.
Your avatar + comment = win.
I literally had a shock on look on my face when seeing that last panel. Yikes O_O
Let us hope she now takes Roz’s advice to get some therapy.
OK. You asked and here I am. I’ve been away for a bit and this is the first strip I’ve seen in about two weeks.
The hells goin on?
It’s good to see a dream sequence that actually feels like a dream.
Not so good to see Ryan.
Most of the dreams I remember feel just like reality until I wake up.
I hope her roommate notices what´s up with Joyce. Maybe Joyce will even wake up screaming/sobbing (i know i would, i wouldn´t want this dream to continue any longer oO) which makes it easier for her to wake up.
Maybe it will help if she cuddles with the poor girl in her bed till she fall asleep (that would look soooooo cuuuuuteeee~)?
Plot twist: Not a dream sequence.
Ryan is a shapeshifter!
The song title “Welcome to my nightmare” comes to mind.
Joyce should not sing it.
Holy hell Joyce has some F’ed up dreams
So. Creepy. Poor Joyce. Also, the fact that the last panel puts the reader into Joyce’s POV = extra super creepy.
I bet Joyce will wake up screaming.
I had somehow managed to not notice the POV thing, so I have to thank you for the phantom dong sensations on my tummy.
0 Shades of Grey.
Well that escalated quickly
Okay, my arbitrary decision to believe that this isn’t a dream and is actually happening makes this a LOT worse.
Ugh, this is not going to make it any easier for Joyce to accept sex as a positive thing, is it?
Also, I forgot what her attacker looked like so for a second I thought he was supposed to be Tycho from Penny Arcade.
Her neck isn’t long enough for Tycho to even look twice at her.
Damn, I’m at the point where I hesitate to even look at this strip again. Very intense.
Bravo Willis, bravo.
Whenever somebody double-posts and then does that whole ‘aieee, mea culpa’ thing, I get an almost irresistible urge to reply to their comment with their own comment as a sort’f weird ‘ha ha’. Like a fake double-post.
Ahh, I wouldn’t have held it against you, it is kind of a silly thing to get bent out of shape about, haha.
Damn, I’m at the point where I hesitate to even look at this strip again. Very intense.
Bravo Willis, bravo.
Grr, I knew this would post twice. Oh well.
Willis knows all about my tummy-rub fetish.
It is the first one I’ve read, why is Tycho from Penny Arcade here? (4th panel)
I’m sensing somebody is in imminent need of The Talk…
All of my wat. Is Joyce on something!? lmao
I love that Joyce is having a sex dream without knowing what sex is. That last panel was heart-wrenching.
I’m starting to think this might be a dream.
Willis, you go right on trolling the internet.
Native force of habit is leading me to go to questionable content and click on “Dave Willis is A Jerkface” over and over again while I’m trying to think of something else (it’s become basically a nervous tick to go to QC and click on the links to comics I frequent) and every time today I’m all “oh fuck oh fuck I need to stop doing that goddammit me.”
In summary, Dave Willis is a jerkface and Jeph’s hand is adorable and deserves to get better.
Oh man, these were the same day?
I felt everyone’s reaction to the attempted rape was dumb and childish. She needed help, and everyone decided against giving it to her. I was pretty sure something like this was going to happen. Poor sweet Joyce. Pushing things down doesn’t help!
It’s funny that she thinks the penis goes in the belly button.
Uhm… so I just wanted to check out this webcomic… I think I’ll be leaving now *slowly starts walking backwards*
Noooo, don’t go! It makes sense in contex…well, not really. But I promise you this is abnormal for the comic. Check out the start, I promise you won’t regret it.
please stay, this is not all DoA is… if you had checked in last week you would’ve had an amusingly awkward pairing (that i want to happen) as your first strip…. we’re really nice here i swear.
Read from #1, genius, context is very important.
This is really unsettling, cute and just downright disturbing. As one who’s overcoming her own PTSD, this a is a really accurate take on the subject from Joyce’s position. Poor thing. This is gonna get good plot wise tho.
Wow, did Joyce ever fail sex ed!
Oh yah, home-schooled by… yeah.
So, uh. I just started reading this. In fact, this was the first dumbing of age comic I’ve ever read. Awkward.
Probably gonna be pretty horrified when she finds out how real sex works.
I recall a strip in It’s Walky! where she was horrified to discover that babies come out of vaginas.
To be fair, she’d been mindwiped.
I’ve always had a soft spot for Joyce, but this is one of the few times I’ve really felt bad for her. Maybe the mindwipe was a good thing…poor girl.
While this is a very intense strip and I applaud Willis for a very good dream sequence, I just find it funny that despite the dream, Ethan looks like he’s somewhat confused about what’s going on, which I find pretty funny. Then Ryan ruins my fun.
“Imagine if this were the first Dumbing of Age comic you ever read”
It was.
Lo, for this is the first Dumbing of Age comic I ever read.
And now I’ve read all of them.
So I take it from these last two pages, that as Joyce’s vision of Ethan’s “thing” is a….”back” massager, that she has/had one of her own that she was quite fond of? Good Christian girls always find a way I guess.
HAH!! I never thought of that, but oh man. I think you may be on to something there.
The most surreal my dreams ever get is that I’m in a relationship in them.
Do you hear that?
…It’s the world’s smallest violin playing “cry me a river,” just for you.
Curiously, this is the first DoA comic I’ve ever read.
Imagining it is still hard.
Give my tummy all of your thing.
I love how utterly manic this strip gets. It’s that kind of feverish nonsense that you experience in real life when you’re having a nightmare, or when it’s while you’re trying to fall asleep but you’re caught in some kind of a mental loop. The comic actually manages to conjure up the feelings that we get in real life, and that’s what makes this strip undoubtedly one of my favorite strips in the entire archive to date.