If you had the power to make any wish come true using just one word, what would you say?
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I think TMI would be more like: I can’t go commando because my junk flops around like a dead fish whenever I try and run, plus my balls stick to my legs like flypaper when it gets too hot.
Nonsense. Trunks are flippin’ fantastic. They hold everything properly aligned, they’re vitrually impossible to wedgie, and they constrict nothing uncomfortably and women (in my experience) love the damn things.
While reading DoA, I hear a few pony voices in my head. Sal being AJ is one of them, the others being Dorothy sounding like Twilight Sparkle, Joyce sounding like Pinkie Pie and Dina like Fluttershy
First you’ll lie, then you’ll steal, then we’ll tell your mother that the neighbors make better shephard’s pie! That last one may have been a low blow.
Have to agree with Plasma, commando is only way to go.
Yotomoe wears American Flag udies?
The things I learn in this chat.
And while never really having thought a great deal about what underwear Jason may wear: if asked I’d have probably guessed the tighty whitey thingys.
Dear sir, you are obviously confused, and thinking of the Welsh. Jason is clearly a proper Englishman, and the Englishman thing has always been about stiff upper lips, strict discipline and foppish, frilly clothes. (I submit, as evidence, this link to an illustration of Fanny Hill, a work which predates that of the French Marquis by more than 30 years: NSFW http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/%C3%89douard-Henri_Avril_%288%29.jpg ) How those gallant, stiff-lipped Victorians managed to build an empire while wearing stockings and granny panties and while they were being spanked by their tavern wenches is a mystery for the ages.
If Sal keeps up her appalling negligence towards blackmail, Jason will feel compelled to make her pass on the merits. And that appears like a truly Herculean task.
I believe that Kernanator is actually referring to the Kismesis of Trolls in Homestuck. It refers to a passionate relationship based upon negative emotions for the purpose of procration and not being killed by a drone(it’s weirder than it sounds).
I’m either too lazy to change it to something other than the default one or I’m going against the trend by not caring about my avatar and living on the edge.
I seem to do that on every forum I’m a member of. Makes my posts rather easy to find, actually.
That has got to be the worst pillow talk ever, save the freakouts for once the clothes are back on! She can’t make a good argument when she’s laughing at your choice of under-roos
Tighty whiteys HOW APPROPRIATE
Tighty Whiteys for that uptight whitey.
I apologize.
You’re a bad, bad man.
Owwwwww
Sumolegend’s avatar is enjoying Jason’s tighty whiteys so much, it *hurts!*
You say you apologize, yet I suspect your not the least bit sorry.
Seriously, Yotomoe? This is a smear on your otherwise bleach white reputation.
Bad pun, bad! -4 points, go sit in the penalty corner.
That’s make me -4 in total from yesterday. D=
I laughed.
Funny! =)
Uptighty-whitey?
I thought it was funny…
I can never remember… are the whities tidy or tighty?
in my experience they are never tidy
(hence why i go for boxers)
…you may wish to wipe better, then. O.o
Hopefully both.
Tighty. Tighty Whities. Because they are tight.
Tight… like a tiger.
Whatever you say mistress sal
He… why… why is he wearing tighty whities!?
Did you think Jason of all people would have INTERESTING underwear?
I didn’t expect him to wear man panties. I thought, as a gender, we’d grown beyond them.
“as a gender, we’d grown beyond them”
You expected modern men to be wearing women’s underdaks instead?
Naturally.
Well, not everyone is comfortable in boxers. Just saying.
Commando is the way to go.
TMI Plasma…
I think TMI would be more like: I can’t go commando because my junk flops around like a dead fish whenever I try and run, plus my balls stick to my legs like flypaper when it gets too hot.
Nonsense. Trunks are flippin’ fantastic. They hold everything properly aligned, they’re vitrually impossible to wedgie, and they constrict nothing uncomfortably and women (in my experience) love the damn things.
i assume “trunks” = boxer briefs
in which case yes 100% of that is correct
they are the king of underwears
Trunks are boxer briefs, only shorter. That way they don’t ride up your leg.
Myself, I wear ridiculously tight man-thongs. Did I mention that I am actually Donald Trump? I just comment on web-comics for giggles.
… Okay, neither of those are true, but enjoy getting THAT image out of your head.
How do pyjama jeans sound to you?
I much prefer boxer briefs. L=
That sounds incredibly sexist, just so you know.
It really doesn’t.
because he is a ridiculous man-child.
Or he just prefers them?
(reads alt-text)
So you ADMIT that Sal talks exactly like Applejack. But more…cursey.
Though if any pony had a pottymouth, it’d totally be her. Farm girls learn all the best swears.
No, no, no, no! No! No, gods damn you! No!
Makes you wonder if Sal has got a “cutie mark” on her butt.
Round these parts those are called tramp stamps.
Not you too! Damn you all! Stop this!
Blame Willis, he’s the one who brought it up in the Alt-Text.
Damn you, Willis!
Every time someone types that, he grows even stronger.
Also every time someone says “JaAm”.
What if you say it three times in front of a mirror?
A fresh young virgin is sacrificed on his Altar of Taco Bell.
Hmm, if it’s Taco Bell, it’s probably not fresh…
Shouldn’t that be alt-Tex?
You think it’s just coincidence that Sal has her hair in a PONY TAIL?
That spider tattoo would be a good one if it relocated.
Remind me — does Jason have a British accent in this continuity?
I think so yes…
yes he does!!!
I hereby dub this ship ACCENT SHIPPING.
+1
I christen this ship the QE2.
He does according to this strip.
In my head, I hear David Tennant
While reading DoA, I hear a few pony voices in my head. Sal being AJ is one of them, the others being Dorothy sounding like Twilight Sparkle, Joyce sounding like Pinkie Pie and Dina like Fluttershy
So we need a Rainbow Dash and Rarity.
Dash could totally be Ruth. Rarity is tougher. Maybe Billie, in her snobbier moments.
I fihured Billie was more like Dash, due to being the former athlete/cheerleader
There is only one Rarity
C’mon Jason…ANY KINK. For the sake of Rule 34, MAKE ONE UP OR SOMETHING.
He seems to have a thing for aggressive women.
Anywhere but in a bed?
The penguin enclosure at Sea-World.
I know this guy who’d be really into that…
I know a girl who’s done that (not Sea-World, different zoo).
Man, this chapter is oozing with hotness. SO MUCH TENSION
At least Jason is not wearing fishnet stocking, so he’s definitely not a Tory MP.
He left them at home!
What if his kink is you not being a bongo Sal? What then?
“Well! I’ve always relied on the kindness of strangers. Would you mind, helpin’ a poor country girl in the big city, sir?”
Creepy.
Sal could make a surprisingly good race-lifted Scarlet O’Hara in that case.
She’s certainly entitled enough.
“Violating all my deeply-ingrained principles is apparently it.”
Yeah, that sounds like Jason. What a masochist.
Jason doesn’t wear Union Jack underwear?
Willis, I am dissapoint.
The only Brit I can think of who wears UJ-daks is Tim Brooke-Taylor from The Goodies.
Austin Powers? Not really a Brit though… a Canadian in Brtiface.
I mean, all I wear is American Flag undies, the LEAST you could do is wear Union Jack undies.
That’s all you wear? It must be tough getting service at stores and restaurants then.
Jason: Goodie goodie–(raises eyebrow seductively)–yum yum.
Sal: (hits him with a pillow)
That would hurt – getting hit by a Finite Mathematics book I mean.
Oh yes, that’s it violate my principles. Violate them good.
First you’ll lie, then you’ll steal, then we’ll tell your mother that the neighbors make better shephard’s pie! That last one may have been a low blow.
He looks pretty good with his hair all ruffled up.
No, Sal, the correct answer to ‘This goes against everything I believe in and could ruin my life’ is not ‘Now let’s do some really freaky stuff.’
Of course, I’m 90% sure if I were in Jason’s tighty-whities, I’d probably just say ‘Yes ma’m.’
Gotta agree with Timemonkey: Sal is now crossing into Alpha bongo territory.
>:o
Have to agree with Plasma, commando is only way to go.
Yotomoe wears American Flag udies?
The things I learn in this chat.
And while never really having thought a great deal about what underwear Jason may wear: if asked I’d have probably guessed the tighty whitey thingys.
Looks like Joyce’s head on Jason’s skinny body
You know, cause of the headers. Works on at least two of them.
If he’s from the UK, them it would require a sheep costume, not a pony.
“then”…
And she’d have to “b-a-a-a-a-h” convincingly. Can you work that up for next week??
Dear sir, you are obviously confused, and thinking of the Welsh. Jason is clearly a proper Englishman, and the Englishman thing has always been about stiff upper lips, strict discipline and foppish, frilly clothes. (I submit, as evidence, this link to an illustration of Fanny Hill, a work which predates that of the French Marquis by more than 30 years: NSFW http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/%C3%89douard-Henri_Avril_%288%29.jpg ) How those gallant, stiff-lipped Victorians managed to build an empire while wearing stockings and granny panties and while they were being spanked by their tavern wenches is a mystery for the ages.
Now, since Sal evidently wants to do the kinky gross stuff while dressed up as a pony, they can compromise: Jason will wear riding boots, jodphurs and a top hat. Sal can go with something like this (NSFW: http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/140/4/3/43f3a7db0bb8cd69ae2f117fb3af447d-d3gtpr1.jpg)
All of my yes?
Hilarious comments btw. Good work, old chap!
Saltines! SALTINES!
Please never draw Sal’s hair straight again…the curls are mesmerizing @_@
I concur.
If Sal keeps up her appalling negligence towards blackmail, Jason will feel compelled to make her pass on the merits. And that appears like a truly Herculean task.
Hot.
I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who reads the Alt-text
She kept her gloves on?
As has been said before, “No glove, no
lovehatefuck”.“…no
lovehatefuckvery strong dislikefuck.”I believe that Kernanator is actually referring to the Kismesis of Trolls in Homestuck. It refers to a passionate relationship based upon negative emotions for the purpose of procration and not being killed by a drone(it’s weirder than it sounds).
Damn. I had hoped that Jason was more interested in growing a backbone than in growing something else.
Bravo Willis, bravo.
Aw Sal, you make me a sad puppy with this relationship…
I think Jason needs to get pegged by Sal.
(google it if you’re curious)
That gravitar makes that statement all the worse.
XD
Yes.
I’m either too lazy to change it to something other than the default one or I’m going against the trend by not caring about my avatar and living on the edge.
I seem to do that on every forum I’m a member of. Makes my posts rather easy to find, actually.
Today, on Dumbing of Age, learn what type of men’s undergarments readers prefer! Learn, whether you wanted to or not!
That has got to be the worst pillow talk ever, save the freakouts for once the clothes are back on! She can’t make a good argument when she’s laughing at your choice of under-roos
These Sunday and Saturday updates have completely spoiled me for web comics. Now I want all of them to do these!
I know, right? I’m like, “Do you see this? Do it!”
I thought the British called them Y-fronts.
We Aussies also call them Y-fronts.
We should focus more on Jason’s boner. More Jason boners, please!
Or not. >_>
Ahhhhhghhhh why does Jason always make me want to tie him up and do bad things to him?