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by David M Willis on July 19, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Just Hangin' Out With My Family
└ Tags: jennifer, sal

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  1. AHR
    AHR
    July 19, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    I can’t wait for Sal to figure out what Billie thinks of her.

    • LtSaraD
      LtSaraD
      July 19, 2013 at 3:45 am | #

      me too, the funny.

    • Furie
      Furie
      July 19, 2013 at 6:11 am | #

      I can’t wait for Danny to find out that Sal is Amazigirl. That is an awesome level of badness just waiting to happen.

      • Somebody
        Somebody
        July 19, 2013 at 12:27 pm | #

        This really stopped being funny months ago.

        • Duall
          Duall
          July 19, 2013 at 1:26 pm | #

          Well SOMEBODY is a Debbie Downer.

          • Jim R.
            Jim R.
            July 19, 2013 at 4:00 pm | #

            Wah-wah-waaaaaah

          • Led
            Led
            July 19, 2013 at 6:14 pm | #

            … or Somebody is Sal, trying to cover the fact that she’s Spidercar!

        • someguywithakatana
          someguywithakatana
          July 19, 2013 at 4:47 pm | #

          Every party needs a pooper that’s why they invited yooooou!

          Party Pooooopeeeerrrrr!

        • Neospector
          Neospector
          July 19, 2013 at 9:35 pm | #

          Your mom stopped being funny months ago.

          Seriously, tell her to stop making stupid jokes, they really suck.

          • Chronos
            Chronos
            July 20, 2013 at 11:44 am | #

            She would. For a nickel. From Mike.

            • Rogue of Space
              Rogue of Space
              July 22, 2013 at 7:15 pm | #

              This is the first time jokes have run this long without utterly pissing me off. Keep it up, good peeps. Keep it up 😀

  2. thecanvashat
    thecanvashat
    July 19, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Will we see Amazigirls parents?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 19, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      You mean Captain Amazing and Stupendous-Woman?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 19, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

        Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad?

        • thecanvashat
          thecanvashat
          July 19, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

          No, Dyno Dad is Dina’s father. Spelled with a Y because Nineties.

          • sidhe3141
            sidhe3141
            July 19, 2013 at 11:59 am | #

            Yes, and?

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          July 19, 2013 at 12:49 am | #

          A.M.A.Z.O and The Amazon?

          • LtSaraD
            LtSaraD
            July 19, 2013 at 3:45 am | #

            nice!

        • AckAckAck
          AckAckAck
          July 19, 2013 at 3:01 am | #

          Colonel Trouser and Wonder Bra?

    • John
      John
      July 19, 2013 at 5:54 am | #

      Billie just said they were coming.

  3. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    July 19, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Sal, making sure the goods are intact in the last panel.

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      July 19, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      Dat ass? Check.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 19, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

        Don’t you hate it when you forget to bring the booty?

        • thecanvashat
          thecanvashat
          July 19, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

          Ah, poo. I left mine on that ship we all abandoned.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            July 19, 2013 at 12:48 am | #

            Suddenly, krakens.

      • Somebody
        Somebody
        July 19, 2013 at 12:33 pm | #

        Her glutes look really toned…she could probably bend a quarter between them.

    • thecanvashat
      thecanvashat
      July 19, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      Judging from her expression, they clearly are not.

      • Somebody
        Somebody
        July 21, 2013 at 1:43 am | #

        She’s looking at Billie, so it can’ be that.

  4. EvergreenFir
    EvergreenFir
    July 19, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Any non-nuclear, intact, happy families gonna show up? I know demographics of college students would have a higher rate of “standard” families… but I’d expect some diversity.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 19, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      I dunno. Mike’s parents are pretty cool. They want to hug everyone.

      • taekwondogirl
        taekwondogirl
        July 19, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

        Uhh… I don’t even see how that’s a response to what EvergreenFir said?

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          July 19, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

          Well They’re non-nuclear, intact, and so happy you’d think they’re on drugs.

          • EvergreenFir
            EvergreenFir
            July 19, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

            They are nuclear (as in a mother and father, still together)

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              July 19, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

              Oh. I thought Nuclear meant that being together makes them react violently. Like a nuclear reaction or something.

              • Aizat
                Aizat
                July 19, 2013 at 12:43 am | #

                Well, there was a villain team called the Nuclear Family.

              • lebayum
                lebayum
                July 19, 2013 at 2:22 am | #

                You’ve really never heard this term? Red up bra! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_family

            • Dean
              Dean
              July 19, 2013 at 12:41 am | #

              Also because they are made of plutonium.

            • Mr. Random
              Mr. Random
              July 19, 2013 at 1:29 am | #

              If you define a nuclear family as having the parents still be together, why did you add ‘intact’?

              • slicedtoad
                slicedtoad
                July 19, 2013 at 1:38 am | #

                yeah, i’m familiar with the nuclear term but the “intact” part doesn’t make sense…

              • EvergreenFir
                EvergreenFir
                July 19, 2013 at 3:18 am | #

                because I made a mistake

                • Josh
                  Josh
                  July 19, 2013 at 5:29 am | #

                  Why would you do this?! :O

              • Twirls
                Twirls
                July 19, 2013 at 6:05 pm | #

                Well just because the parents are still together doesn’t mean that they family’s intact. There are some pretty messed-up nuclear families out there.

    • thecanvashat
      thecanvashat
      July 19, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Maybe Ethan? Also, would Robin come for Rod?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 19, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      I wonder if any of the cast has gay/lesbian parents.

    • thecanvashat
      thecanvashat
      July 19, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      The expression “nuclear family” makes me think of a family of Atomic Skulls.

    • David
      David M Willis
      July 19, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

      Man, if you think all of these families are gonna be happy, I don’t think you’ve been here long!

    • Biege
      Biege
      July 19, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

      well, mayhaps Amber – I guess it depends if her familiy situation is the same in the dumbiverse as the walkyverse.

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      July 19, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

      Amber at the very least. I hope, considering what her father was like in the Walkyverse.

    • AJBulldis
      AJBulldis
      July 19, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

      EvergreenFir is right this is the most non-inclusive and heteronormative comic ever. I’m just surprised Willis actually bothers to draw the non-white characters.

      • EvergreenFir
        EvergreenFir
        July 19, 2013 at 1:03 am | #

        harhar… just an observation that a typically inclusive comic is not being so in this case.

        • David
          David M Willis
          July 19, 2013 at 10:04 am | #

          …. wait, seriously?

          I’ve introduced three families so far out of a cast of dozens (of which we have already established includes divorced parents and orphans), and you’re already claiming I’m not being inclusive. We’re one week into a storyline that’s probably gonna be about twelve weeks. …and also today’s strip features Billie and Sal both complaining about their own dysfunctional families.

          At first I thought you were just being cautious, but now I think you’re kinda being a jerk.

          • GoldStarz
            GoldStarz
            July 19, 2013 at 11:11 am | #

            I think they were being sarcastic…

            • GoldStarz
              GoldStarz
              July 19, 2013 at 11:11 am | #

              I *hope* they were being sarcastic

              • Yotomoe
                Yotomoe
                July 19, 2013 at 11:23 am | #

                I pray they’re being sarcastic.

                • Somebody
                  Somebody
                  July 19, 2013 at 12:40 pm | #

                  They better be.

        • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
          DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
          July 19, 2013 at 11:35 pm | #

          Non-nuclear families would include:

          Younger siblings being raised by their older siblings who act as their legal guardians,

          Extended families i.e nuclear families with grandparents, aunts/uncles, cousins included to the family unit,

          Polygamist families,

          Single parent families,

          Adult orphans,

          Families with divorced/separated parents,

          and finally Step-Families.
          Only two of those are free enough of economic challenges or social stigma to jump on the Go-to-a-University-Straight-Out-of-High-School-and-Start-Your-Freshman-Year-Before-You’re-even-Old-Enough-to-Drink-in-the-On-Campus-Dorms bandwagon in the 21st century just as easily as someone of a “standard” family from middle class or higher suburbia. This isn’t Bohemia U. We all can’t get to be Berkley, MIT, Yale or Standford alumni whose dorms were virtual United Nations moots. DoA is about how true that can be.

  5. Blue
    Blue
    July 19, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Billie is adorable with her hair down. Just sayin’.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 19, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Billie is always adorable.

      • Totz the Plaid
        Totz the Plaid
        July 19, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

        Replace the word “adorable” with “smokin’ hot” and I agree 100%.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          July 19, 2013 at 12:41 am | #

          You took the words right out of my mouth.

        • Josh
          Josh
          July 19, 2013 at 5:36 am | #

          Word.

    • LimeTH
      LimeTH
      July 19, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Agreed

    • NeutroBlaster
      NeutroBlaster
      July 19, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      Yes I was thinking that as well.

    • rachel
      rachel
      July 19, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

      yaaaay for real

    • Totz the Plaid
      Totz the Plaid
      July 19, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

      Truth.

    • GoSpeedRumpist
      GoSpeedRumpist
      July 19, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

      I would totally go lesbian for her, and I’m not even a girl.

      • Mr. Random
        Mr. Random
        July 19, 2013 at 1:34 am | #

        …Mr. Garrison

      • Ray
        Ray
        July 19, 2013 at 9:20 am | #

        Sounds like me…. a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.

        • Somebody
          Somebody
          July 19, 2013 at 12:35 pm | #

          No.

      • Jack Finch
        Jack Finch
        August 3, 2013 at 7:07 pm | #

        Paging Eddie Izzard.

    • Josh
      Josh
      July 19, 2013 at 5:31 am | #

      Well unlike all of these other fools, I totally disagree! Billie looks so much cuter with the ponytail.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        July 19, 2013 at 2:13 pm | #

        Agreed!

  6. Animal
    Animal
    July 19, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Billie should leave her hair down. And cleavage. Oh yeah.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 19, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Gotta remind the Walkertons why they like her so much.

      • showler
        showler
        July 19, 2013 at 10:07 am | #

        She’s making herself look nice for her morning “check” on Ruth.

      • The Candyman
        The Candyman
        July 19, 2013 at 12:20 pm | #

        Because that’s not creepy at all.

        • John
          John
          July 19, 2013 at 3:08 pm | #

          The Walkerton she’s showing off her cleavage for is Sal.

          Sadly, Sal’s missing that conversation, too.

  7. BayoWolf
    BayoWolf
    July 19, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    “college girl shirts” gives actual shirts for bing too. For the most part. Kinda.

    • NightmareWarden
      NightmareWarden
      July 19, 2013 at 2:57 am | #

      Well, he didn’t specify that they had to be WEARING the shirts…

  8. ArkhamTexan
    ArkhamTexan
    July 19, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    Billie, if you wanna leave your hair down… that’s OK. I won’t admonish you.

  9. Gram91
    Gram91
    July 19, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    Sadly Sal, we got the entire context of the conversation. Man, Billie needs to check her prescription.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 19, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      She’s got a pretty strong perscription…of Beer Goggles.

  10. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    July 19, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

    Amazi-Girl. That’s what she means. She thinks that you’re AMAZI-GIRL Y-…no, no, don’t want that again…

    • Totz the Plaid
      Totz the Plaid
      July 19, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

      No matter how hard you yell, they can’t hear you. Also, the comic’s been written at least two months ahead of now. Even if you could affect things, they wouldn’t come into effect for at least 56 strips.

      • TurtlyLooker
        TurtlyLooker
        July 19, 2013 at 12:48 am | #

        Damn that Willis, and his incredible devotion to his craft!

        It’s so hard to wrap my head around the idea that the whole of the parents-visiting storyline is already written, and exists.

  11. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    July 19, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

    Ah, Billie, always so fine.

    Also, something about parents? Whatever, THAT BILLIE.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 19, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      She’s fine like wine, want to make her mine.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        July 19, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

        Hey Billie, you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind, hey Billie!

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          July 19, 2013 at 12:42 am | #

          You know how long I wanted to keep that song out of my head?

        • The Aussie Bloke
          The Aussie Bloke
          July 19, 2013 at 1:06 am | #

          Arrrgh! Damn you!

        • vlademir1
          vlademir1
          July 19, 2013 at 2:42 am | #

          Heh. Doubly appropriate song considering her history and it’s cheer related nature.

  12. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    July 19, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

    Have Billie and Sal ever been on the same wavelength? Seems to me all of their conversations never take place between them: more often over their heads, around corners, or off to the side?

    • Biege
      Biege
      July 19, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

      I cannot help but assume that is intentional 🙂

  13. zomgvampires
    zomgvampires
    July 19, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

    Is it just me, or does Sal’s curly hair get more awesome every time I see it?

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      July 19, 2013 at 1:58 am | #

      Not just you! Her unpressed hair is her secret weapon of sexiness. Was. We all kinda know now. But it’s still dangerous!

    • sumolegend
      sumolegend
      July 19, 2013 at 3:03 am | #

      The explodey, unfettered version was the zenith for me. I am going to miss the luxurious chocolate river.

    • Nik
      Nik
      July 19, 2013 at 4:43 pm | #

      Yeah, I am kind of wondering if she’ll put it back, or if this is a permanent change/upgrade (like Ruth’s eyes). I like the hair, but for some reason it seems.. out of character for her to keep it not straight, after having it that way for so long. Does that make sense?

      • zomgvampires
        zomgvampires
        July 19, 2013 at 5:12 pm | #

        It makes sense. Considering I caught myself up on It’s Walky (and saving to buy Joyce and Walky) recently, it DOES seem a bit out of character, but I dunno… it’s weird ’cause then again, it works for DoA Sal. Willis is always going to surprise us, and everything so far? He has yet to disappoint (if he ever will). He’s an awesome writer and artist, so even something as small as a hair style change will end up becoming a part of that character.

        tl;dr
        Sal is awesome curly hair or straight hair- at least she still has her windows. 😀

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      July 19, 2013 at 9:23 pm | #

      I still think it looks ugly.

  14. PoweredBySucrose
    PoweredBySucrose
    July 19, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

    Nah, if she did the vigilante thing openly, the authorities would just make her stop. What she needs is just enough deniability. She should just do her vigilantism wearing a paper-thin disguise that anyone who’s paying any attention at all could see through.

  15. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    July 19, 2013 at 12:36 am | #

    Is Billie legally blind?

  16. Aizat
    Aizat
    July 19, 2013 at 12:47 am | #

    You know, I’d be surprised if Mr. and Mrs. Walkerton visited Sal first.

  17. Tristan J
    Tristan J
    July 19, 2013 at 12:57 am | #

    I am just in awe of Billie’s line in panel 2. So perfectly constructed.

    • Crimson Doom
      Crimson Doom
      July 19, 2013 at 9:34 am | #

      I’m in agreement. That is one of the best play on words I’ve ever heard.

      Too bad it’s a disgruntled commentary on apparently ineffective parents.

  18. nothri
    nothri
    July 19, 2013 at 12:57 am | #

    Willis, if your not finding porn on the internet via a google search, your clearly doing it wrong…..right?….wrong?….weird. Your doing it weird.

  19. nothri
    nothri
    July 19, 2013 at 12:59 am | #

    Mike and Billie’s mom would get along great from the sound of it. For a nickel, naturally.

  20. JA
    JA
    July 19, 2013 at 1:38 am | #

    Salbutt

  21. Justnobody
    Justnobody
    July 19, 2013 at 1:52 am | #

    I love this comic. Slight boobage, clever word play, and junk examining. It’s like Willis knows all of my happy thoughts and puts them into one comic.

  22. Ziaheart
    Ziaheart
    July 19, 2013 at 2:04 am | #

    That shirt is really sexy on Billie. Especially because the stripes are skin-coloured. Makes me think of those sheer shirts that are so in these days.

    • Totz the Plaid
      Totz the Plaid
      July 19, 2013 at 4:53 am | #

      That shirt is really sexy on Billie because it’s on Billie.

      No other reason needs to be claimed.

      • Josh
        Josh
        July 19, 2013 at 5:34 am | #

        Billie can make anything look sexy.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          July 19, 2013 at 2:17 pm | #

          Billie can make wearing a paper bag look sexy.

  23. Megatron
    Megatron
    July 19, 2013 at 2:17 am | #

    I had forgotten 1) that Billie and Sal were roommates (which is weird, ‘cuz it was kind of a plot point for a few weeks at the beginning, and 2) that she thought Amazi-Girl was Sal.

    Which is weird, because it’s pretty clear to me that Amazi-Girl is Faz. That’s why we haven’t seen Faz yet, all his scenes are as Amazi-Girl. I’m pretty sure that Willis is going to wait a few years to reveille it.

    • Optimus Prime
      Optimus Prime
      July 19, 2013 at 2:42 am | #

      I was rather hoping Amazi-girl would turn out to be Ultra-car.

      • Megatron
        Megatron
        July 19, 2013 at 12:04 pm | #

        Ultra-car is just a regular SUV with no intelligence in this universe. Just like most Autobots.

        • C.
          C.
          July 19, 2013 at 8:13 pm | #

          I hope Ultra-Car’s human form appears here under a human name.

      • bumblebee
        bumblebee
        July 19, 2013 at 12:32 pm | #

        *turns on radio station* whaaaaaaa

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      July 19, 2013 at 12:25 pm | #

      Nah, Amazi-Girl is Danny.

      What, you’ve never seen Fight Club?

      • AJBulldis
        AJBulldis
        July 19, 2013 at 10:51 pm | #

        THAT WOULD BE THE FUNNIEST AND MOST TWISTED THING.

        Even worse because of the few others who have seen her.

    • Somebody
      Somebody
      July 19, 2013 at 12:38 pm | #

      Dude not funny…you sholdn’t kid about Amazi-girl not really being a she.

  24. NightmareWarden
    NightmareWarden
    July 19, 2013 at 3:04 am | #

    Billie, how are your glasses doing that? They usually have sidearms that rest on your ears, but they’re gone.
    Billie are you… are you a wizard?

  25. Kay
    Kay
    July 19, 2013 at 3:42 am | #

    Is it just me, or have Sal’s boobs gotten smaller from the beach trip. I’m looking at the site banner featuring her boobs and am thinking something is amiss.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      July 19, 2013 at 10:49 am | #

      Maybe *that’s* why I think she looks sexier with the smooth, flowing wave of hair!

  26. Just for kix
    Just for kix
    July 19, 2013 at 9:21 am | #

    Cleavage!

    • Arkadi
      Arkadi
      July 19, 2013 at 12:03 pm | #

      Cleavage, thy name is Billie.

  27. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    July 19, 2013 at 9:55 am | #

    oh my god

    this is how danny and sal get together in this universe isn’t it

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      July 19, 2013 at 2:16 pm | #

      Mutual bonding over hatred of parents? Or bafflement of what’s going on around them?

      • John
        John
        July 19, 2013 at 3:11 pm | #

        While Sal’s wearing a disguise and roughing up muggers under a pseudonym?

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          July 19, 2013 at 4:33 pm | #

          Well, evidence does suggest it’s the fastest way to his heart.

          • timemonkey
            timemonkey
            July 19, 2013 at 9:19 pm | #

            I’d say the evidence points to the fastest way to his heart is to look like his ex.

  28. inkwell
    inkwell
    July 19, 2013 at 11:56 am | #

    Somehow Jason’s going to meet Mr. and Mrs. Walkerton and it’s going to be wonderfully awkward.

  29. flaglo
    flaglo
    July 19, 2013 at 12:30 pm | #

    so many bad things jjst waiting to happen

  30. ALLxISxGONE
    ALLxISxGONE
    July 19, 2013 at 8:56 pm | #

    someone pass me the angry chainsaw, I’ve catch up again… i need to cut something up

  31. CJ
    CJ
    July 20, 2013 at 12:57 am | #

    Are you all stupid? Amazi-Girl is obviously Amber! Sal is slimmer hotter while Amber is the same hair body and build! TAKE A PICTURE OF EACH PERSON THEN PUT THEM SIDE BYE SIDE!!!!! Plus why would Sal sneak out to play on a DS with a boy? SHE SNEAKS OUT TO HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS AND SMOKE!!!!’ Your all Bert not smart!

    • Khrene Cleaver
      Khrene Cleaver
      July 20, 2013 at 3:28 pm | #

      I dunno mang, I think Ambers hotter.

    • Josh
      Josh
      July 23, 2013 at 6:29 am | #

      Amber looks nothing like Amazi-Girl, I have no idea what you’re talking about?

  32. CJ
    CJ
    August 4, 2013 at 1:46 pm | #

    Sal ain’t the type that games. While Amber is. I was right when I said America is getting stupider then it already was (While ago don’t ask)

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