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by David M Willis on August 27, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Just Hangin' Out With My Family
└ Tags: amber, blaine

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  1. Axel
    Axel
    August 27, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    …
    D:

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      August 27, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      ;_;

      • tahrey
        tahrey
        August 29, 2013 at 5:14 am | #

        😮

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      August 27, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      This is everything that needs to be said for this strip.

      • Hinoron
        Hinoron
        August 28, 2013 at 6:14 pm | #

        And the cat’s and the cradle and the silver spoon,
        Little Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon,
        …
        My girl… was just like me…
        My girl… was just like meeeee…

      • Harvey Squidman
        Harvey Squidman
        February 13, 2014 at 8:51 pm | #

        The sad eagle would suggest that you are an authority on this matter.

    • Sondowultimate
      Sondowultimate
      August 27, 2013 at 12:36 am | #

      Amber: METSU!!!!! *Shoryuken*

    • Squall
      Squall
      August 27, 2013 at 1:00 am | #

      So much feels!

      • ALLxISxGONE
        ALLxISxGONE
        August 27, 2013 at 2:04 am | #

        …

        • Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
          Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
          September 9, 2013 at 1:59 pm | #

          And Momo makes that just perfect

  2. thecanvashat
    thecanvashat
    August 27, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    Yes Father. I shall become a Mazi.

  3. Paul
    Paul
    August 27, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    Well… this is an absolutely heartrending strip.

    • Bran
      Bran
      August 27, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

      At first I read “heartrending ship” which disturbed me greatly.

      But the words you ACTUALLY wrote – I agree with them.

      • nothri
        nothri
        August 27, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

        To be fair, you are correct in that this would also be a heartrending ship. I would have to rend the heart right out of anyone who shipped it.

        • Paul
          Paul
          August 27, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

          You wouldn’t have had the chance, because I’m pretty sure I would have combusted if I had typed that. Even as a typo.

          • Jake
            Jake
            August 27, 2013 at 3:07 am | #

            No one wants to say it? No one? Fine.

            She’d hit that.

            • Felix Kütt
              Felix Kütt
              August 27, 2013 at 11:51 am | #

              Punch it with all her might..?

              I’m not entirely sure if I got it right as to what you were trying to do here…

            • Volkai
              Volkai
              August 27, 2013 at 11:38 pm | #

              She’d hit that in the FAAAAAACE!

              And in fact she did.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      August 27, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      Yes — this tears me to shreds.

      • JustDucky
        JustDucky
        August 27, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

        This. Poor kid. =(

    • Tomb
      Tomb
      August 27, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Look at that smile it actually scares me a little.

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        August 27, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

        It scares her even more.

        • Felix Kütt
          Felix Kütt
          August 27, 2013 at 11:53 am | #

          In mother Russia the smile scares YOU!

        • SyntheticPhylum
          SyntheticPhylum
          August 27, 2013 at 12:15 pm | #

          And right at this instant, she’s TERRIFIED that she’s going to be “just like her dad,” because she thoroughly enjoyed laying that SOB out! No matter how much he deserved it, she’s going to start torturing herself over her actions. Which sucks for her, and I hope she gets over it someday!

          • McFidget
            McFidget
            August 27, 2013 at 9:56 pm | #

            Ironically her fear of becoming like her father is a good indicator that she won’t. Provided she maintains that fear, so I guess you shouldn’t tell her what I just said or she may cease to fear it. Curse you metacognition!

      • Tachyon
        Tachyon
        August 27, 2013 at 12:40 am | #

        On the one hand, I want to say “good for her”.

        On the other hand, this can be good for no one.

      • Fay
        Fay
        August 27, 2013 at 1:15 am | #

        Well, I’d smile if /I/ got to punch Blaine in the jaw.

        On the other hand, this brings up obvious issues for Amber. Hopefully, her DoA arc won’t turn sour.

      • Athedia
        Athedia
        August 27, 2013 at 8:15 am | #

        That is the point, I know when I have done things like that (maybe not a sock in someones jaw, but other things) I have felt peace during the moment, but later I look back and feel a disconnect and the fact I could do something scares me.

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        August 27, 2013 at 10:15 am | #

        Worst part of getting out of an abusive relationship is realizing for years later that you’ve had to change in order to handle it… and not all those changes are for the best

  4. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    August 27, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    Like father, like daughter

    =(

    [it’ll be okay Amber you aren’t a cheating asshole]

    • Geminia999
      Geminia999
      August 27, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      Why did I not get that was what this strip was going for until I read this?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 27, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

        I’m guessing that Amber is worried that she enjoys being violent even if it was her lousy father?

        • Luzahn
          Luzahn
          August 27, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

          Most likely; she was complaining about his violent genes earlier after all.

          • Dean
            Dean
            August 27, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

            She’s worried that she takes after her father.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 27, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      True. She just takes advantage of her boyfriend’s stupidity to continue dating him in disguise.

      • Geminia999
        Geminia999
        August 27, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

        I thought Danny was purposefully being ignorant? So to keep the idea of dating a super hero as opposed to a girl who dresses up in a yellow jumpsuit to fight crime

        • das-g
          das-g
          August 27, 2013 at 12:49 pm | #

          Apart from superpowers (which Danny probably recognized Amazi-Girl doesn’t, have any), what’s the difference?

          • Kintrex
            Kintrex
            August 28, 2013 at 9:34 pm | #

            One is cool and mysterious while the other is indicative of potential mental illness?

      • aqua
        aqua
        August 27, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

        to be fair she doesn’t lie to him about anything and would have dated him in her normal attire if he hadn’t pointed out that he ‘obviously’ burnt that bridge

      • Axel
        Axel
        August 27, 2013 at 1:23 am | #

        I think you mean, she just continues dating her boyfriend in disguise to humour his stupidity romantic fantasies.

  5. LimeTH
    LimeTH
    August 27, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    The apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree, they say.

  6. Geminia999
    Geminia999
    August 27, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Is this your first dialogueless strip?

    • David Willis
      David M Willis
      August 27, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      I know there are a few others.

      • merbrat
        merbrat
        August 27, 2013 at 8:10 am | #

        I love the bookend images, with the sudden closeup realization. Nicely done!

    • Bob
      Bob
      August 27, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      Nah, there was at least that one where Joyce is trying to not get hair on her feet.

      • John
        John
        August 27, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

        And the one with Billie and Ruth’s door, where Willis did break the 180 Rule and it was more confusing than a couple days ago when he didn’t.

        • Bob
          Bob
          August 27, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

          And the one where Dina got kidnapped.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      August 27, 2013 at 4:34 pm | #

      Technically, this one is [a strip, I mean]: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/christmas/

  7. Darth
    Darth
    August 27, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    I don’t know about Amber, but I sure as hell would take delight in punching Blaine.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 27, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      It’s a slippery slope.

      • Sailor_Arashi
        Sailor_Arashi
        August 27, 2013 at 4:00 am | #

        There’s no such thing.

        • Josh
          Josh
          August 27, 2013 at 4:59 am | #

          http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_W3nQt9Vw1aA/SH7XBk8oXDI/AAAAAAAAAcY/wgl2nM6Z2Gw/s400/Ice+slope+2.jpg

          • Ocbrad1
            Ocbrad1
            August 27, 2013 at 9:17 am | #

            Well played.

          • Jessie
            Jessie
            August 27, 2013 at 12:48 pm | #

            Oh my goodness I am crying…that was so amazing.

      • das-g
        das-g
        August 27, 2013 at 12:55 pm | #

        That’s what he said.

  8. SuperSomthing
    SuperSomthing
    August 27, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    “Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate.. to suffering”
    -yoda

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 27, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      Suffering leads to fetishes, fetishes lead to Rule 34.

      • thecanvashat
        thecanvashat
        August 27, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

        It isn’t suffering if they enjoy it.

        • Tachyon
          Tachyon
          August 27, 2013 at 12:42 am | #

          Many an artist would disagree. Art is suffering! 😀

          • Tachyon
            Tachyon
            August 27, 2013 at 12:44 am | #

            … end result, we have therefore determined that the dark side is artistic.

            • Shadow12000
              Shadow12000
              August 27, 2013 at 1:30 am | #

              “Always the artists.”
              -Mance Rayder
              #gameofthronesquotes

        • Felix Kütt
          Felix Kütt
          August 27, 2013 at 11:58 am | #

          No, no, no – they learn to enjoy it only afterwards(you know, once they’re used to the pain)!

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        August 27, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

        Rule 34 leads to sticky situations.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        August 27, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

        Rule 34 leads to an internet history you don’t want people to know about.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          August 27, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

          An internet history you don’t want people to know about leads to obsessively clicking the “Delete history” button on your browser.

          • Doctor_Who
            Doctor_Who
            August 27, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

            Obsessively clicking the “Delete history” button on your browser leads to losing all your cookies.

            • Doctor_Who
              Doctor_Who
              August 27, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

              Losing all your cookies leads to accidentally losing your gravatar.

              • Yotomoe
                Yotomoe
                August 27, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

                Losing your gravitar leads to having to get random ones each time.

                • thecanvashat
                  thecanvashat
                  August 27, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

                  Getting random Gravatars leads to people thinking you are an imposter.

                  Or hilariously ironic ones.

                • Mr. Random
                  Mr. Random
                  August 27, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

                  Being labeled an imposter leads to Cassandra.

                • Dom Joao II
                  Dom Joao II
                  August 27, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

                  Don’t have to get a new Gravatar each time, get DirecTV.

                • JBO
                  JBO
                  August 27, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

                  Cassandra leads to looting of your home city.

                • mrelegos
                  mrelegos
                  August 27, 2013 at 9:48 pm | #

                  looting of your home city leads to your people being forced to search for a new land near the river Tiber

            • mechaqua
              mechaqua
              August 27, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

              So the lesson is make sure You bookmarked your favorite sites that are not about freaky fetishes and have cookies unmarked when you delete your history.

          • AgentKeen
            AgentKeen
            August 27, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0r1nbOppkY
            Appropriate

        • Paul
          Paul
          August 27, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

          And an internet history you don’t want people to know about leads to fear.

          I think that takes us full circle?

          • thecanvashat
            thecanvashat
            August 27, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

            It’s a vicious cycle.

      • The Candyman
        The Candyman
        August 27, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

        Rule 34 leads to disgust, disgust leads to lost faith in humanity. Lost faith in humanity leads to surrendering your body and soul to a demonic power to destroy the world.

        Don’t destroy the world. Get DirectTV and Cablevision as soon as you can.

        • aqua
          aqua
          August 27, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

          you need to talk to Pintsize he has something to say about your faith in humanity
          http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1435

    • Doom Shepherd
      Doom Shepherd
      August 27, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      In my experience, it’s ignorance that leads to all 4 of those things.

    • DougDanger
      DougDanger
      August 27, 2013 at 2:39 am | #

      Much anger in her… like her father…

  9. Vince
    Vince
    August 27, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Nooooo

    Nononono

    You are not like him.

    • thecanvashat
      thecanvashat
      August 27, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      Search your heart, you know it to be true.

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        August 27, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

        GOOD…LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU…

        • Squall
          Squall
          August 27, 2013 at 1:03 am | #

          Let the feels flow through you

  10. Emperor Palpatine
    Emperor Palpatine
    August 27, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    “Let the hate flow through you.”

    • Cleftes
      Cleftes
      August 27, 2013 at 2:23 am | #

      That is entirely the best possible avatar for that quote/name.

  11. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    August 27, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Amber needs to get herself some of those pointy Squirtle glasses.

    • Geminia999
      Geminia999
      August 27, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      I think Kamina has kinda taken those away from squirtle. Unless you mean the even rounder ones from the other ones.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 27, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

        They were Squirtle’s first.

        • AJBulldis
          AJBulldis
          August 27, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

          I just now realized that Squirtle and Kamina are essentially the same character, except one is a dude and one is a magic water demon alien thing.

          • JBO
            JBO
            August 27, 2013 at 12:41 am | #

            Don’t call Squirtle a “dude”.

            • Tachyon
              Tachyon
              August 27, 2013 at 12:47 am | #

              Pretty sure Pokemon aren’t aliens.

              Except maybe Clefairy.

            • Tachyon
              Tachyon
              August 27, 2013 at 12:48 am | #

              Pretty sure Pokemon aren’t aliens.

              Except maybe Clefairy. And Deoxys.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 27, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      Instead of her Kamen Rider ones.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        August 27, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

        Which Kamen Rider wore shades again? I kinda forgot.

  12. mechaqua
    mechaqua
    August 27, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Amber the fact that you are regretting your actions (at least that’s what I am picking up)

    Means your not like your father!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 27, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

      But this is the first time she regrets it. But not the first time she’s done it.

      • SUGauthor
        SUGauthor
        August 27, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

        She’s violent every day as Amazigirl. She punched people who deserve it, but after reading this, I am now convinced she needs to hang up her cape and see a shrink.

        • ninja_jesus
          ninja_jesus
          August 27, 2013 at 1:25 am | #

          Well gee, you only came to this conclusion now? 😛 I was under the impression that dressing up in a costume and beating criminals up was NOT a valid means of coping with trauma and repressed issues.

          • Shadow12000
            Shadow12000
            August 27, 2013 at 1:35 am | #

            While it is true that it’s not a good coping mechanism, this is still a different situation. There’s a difference between her going around as a vigilante to stop crime and enjoying it, and enjoying hurting people. What she’s having a crisis with is now she has to figure out which one it is she actually enjoys: the crime fighting…or just the fighting.

          • Crimson Doom
            Crimson Doom
            August 27, 2013 at 9:41 am | #

            “Well, let’s see! Her mother was beaten in front of her as a child, she spends all her money going around beating people up as a giant Playskool toy, and regularly ends up with wussy boyfriends! Yeah, she’s clearly not all there!”

            A cookie to all who get the reference. ^.^

            • Kernanator
              Kernanator
              August 27, 2013 at 1:21 pm | #

              What are you talking about? She doesn’t use Playskool toys, just her fists!

              • HMRC4EVR
                HMRC4EVR
                August 27, 2013 at 9:32 pm | #

                Primus forbid she start using Revel and Roll Out Prime from Animated as a weapon. That thing would leave someone comatose.

                *throws R&RO Prime at fleeing purse snatcher*

                “I am Optimus Pri–##THUD##…”

                **guy lies in a muddled daze for hours**

              • Crimson Doom
                Crimson Doom
                August 27, 2013 at 11:34 pm | #

                AS a giant Playskool toy. As in, she’s dressed up as one. XD

                • Kernanator
                  Kernanator
                  August 27, 2013 at 11:57 pm | #

                  Ooooooooooh.

    • Luzahn
      Luzahn
      August 27, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

      Well, I assumed that she was just imagining having that last expression while hitting Blaine, what with the guilt and dread and all.

      If the last panel was true I’d think there was a big problem. As-is, that punch seems like reasonable defensiveness to me.

      • Shade
        Shade
        August 27, 2013 at 2:39 am | #

        There’s no arguing that Amber was pretty well justified in with that punch. Blaine has more than earned it, and then some. But that’s not the point.

        Here’s the thing. It’s entirely possible she was smiling when she hit him (and based on the vibes I’m getting right now, I’d say she was), and Amber is terrified of what that smile implies about her. Hence the dread and guilt.

        Thankfully, the simple fact that she’s both aware of, and scared of what that smile means, shows that she’s far and away a better person than her father.

  13. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    August 27, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Well she did mention she inherited his rage.

    I’d be upset if I realized I smiled as I did it, too.

  14. Pizzathehutt
    Pizzathehutt
    August 27, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Don’t worry Amber, it will get better.
    Actually I can’t promise that…

    • aqua
      aqua
      August 27, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

      only willis can, and i don’t think he will

  15. Aizat
    Aizat
    August 27, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    It’s intoxicating, isn’t it? When you have the power, you just want more of it…until it screws you over.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 27, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      Amber will someday have a daughter that will grow to be more powerful than she can possibly imagine.

  16. Tomb
    Tomb
    August 27, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Existential Crisis ahoy!

  17. Doom Shepherd
    Doom Shepherd
    August 27, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    You know what? There re some kinds of rage that are perfecly acceptable. This is one.

    • Darth
      Darth
      August 27, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      This seems like it falls in the category of “righteous fury”.

    • Totz the Plaid
      Totz the Plaid
      August 27, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      Agreed.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 27, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      Enjoying hurting a person is a whole can of fish in itself, no matter how bad the person is.

      • Totz the Plaid
        Totz the Plaid
        August 27, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

        True as well.

        It’s a very complex situation morally.

        It’s completely understandable and acceptable for Amber to feel good about getting back at Blaine after the abuse she suffered.

        It’s also a bad thing to enjoy hurting someone, even a monster like Blaine.

        Like I said: very complex moral situation.

      • Doom Shepherd
        Doom Shepherd
        August 27, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

        Eh, the satisfaction of an ass well kicked. Mind you, that comes _after_ the pain and the guilt and the self-fear-and-loathing and is largely a rationalization that lets you live with it.

      • Shadow12000
        Shadow12000
        August 27, 2013 at 1:37 am | #

        …can of fish? What happened to my can of worms?!

        • Totz the Plaid
          Totz the Plaid
          August 27, 2013 at 2:24 am | #

          Fish ate ’em. That’s how they got stuck in the can. Duh.

    • Memyself
      Memyself
      August 27, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

      Nope.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        August 27, 2013 at 10:37 am | #

        Yep. Righteous fury is a fine and just kind of fury.

        The problem here is, Amber wasn’t feeling fury.

    • TJ Baltimore
      TJ Baltimore
      August 27, 2013 at 2:33 am | #

      Yes. Righteous Amber-rage is the best form of rage. If she could funnel that rage, she would be almost as awesome as AmaziGirl!

      In other news . . . Blaine ran away; what’s going on with Faz? Does he just have to find his own way home now? (I like Faz in the old continuity–he’s like an Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain*–but this one just seems sleazy.)

      *Yes, this is a TV trope. Enjoy your next several hours of reading.

      • Curacaobill
        Curacaobill
        August 27, 2013 at 9:55 am | #

        Blain did not run away he is searching for amber for round 2

  18. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    August 27, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Uh-oh.

  19. John
    John
    August 27, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    It’s okay, Amber. You don’t get Dark Side points in the real world. You can be angry at evil folks and punch them when they need it without becoming evil yourself. You’re even allowed to enjoy it. Just as long as you don’t start punching the people who don’t need it.

    It’s a nice touch that their jackets are the same color.

    • Sensedog
      Sensedog
      August 27, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      Good…let the hate flow through you!

      • The Candyman
        The Candyman
        August 27, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

        “Mike, when you did get here? I thought you were with your parents.”
        “Shut up. Focus on the hate.”

        • thecanvashat
          thecanvashat
          August 27, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

          “I’m where you least want me to be”

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            August 27, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

            “Right now I’m in your mother. No wait, that’s Joe’s dad” *shows her a picture*

            • JBO
              JBO
              August 27, 2013 at 12:42 am | #

              “And now I am phoning your dad to tell him where you are.”

              • Shade
                Shade
                August 27, 2013 at 2:42 am | #

                Even Mike wouldn’t do that. He’s a jerk, but he’s not a psycho.

              • Oruncrest
                Oruncrest
                August 27, 2013 at 10:08 am | #

                AMBER: You got a picture of Joe’s dad tapping mom?

                MIKE: 15-minute video, right up to her first ‘O’.

                AMBER: Call my dad and send him that! 😀

                • Manda
                  Manda
                  August 27, 2013 at 11:32 am | #

                  Yes! And if Mike is anything like his Walkyverse self (which I think he is), he would do it in a heartbeat.

                  And probably throw in a picture of him fisting Amber’s mom as the cherry on top.

                • Varangian
                  Varangian
                  August 27, 2013 at 1:11 pm | #

                  “Send it to him? Am I some kind of average asshole, like an Internet troll or the guy who cuts you off in traffic every morning? I sent it to him fifteen minutes ago.”

                  *Jump cut to Dr. Rosenthal uppercutting Blaine in the precise same fashion as Amber did. Canned laughter.*

                • Leah Rockshard
                  Leah Rockshard
                  August 28, 2013 at 11:19 pm | #

                  I know all of this is in no way reality, but it still bugs the hell out of me to hear people joking about stuff like this. “Guy’s an asshole? Send him a video of his ex banging someone else! a) without her consent or knowledge, and b) because this is an affront to his previous ownership of her body!” It just… there’s just so much wrong with it.

                  The implication is less, “She’s free of controlling assholes like you now!” and more “Look, look, you lost the shiny toy you should’ve valued more, because now other people are using it!” There’s no… agency.

                  /endrant

  20. Oceanus92
    Oceanus92
    August 27, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    …I don’t get the problem. I’d probably be grinning like a maniac (and maybe laughing maniacally) if I ever punched that scumbag Blaine in the face. It’s perfectly natural.

    • Sensedog
      Sensedog
      August 27, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      In all seriousness, I understand why she feels that way. She isn’t really angry or sad with the fact that she punched Blaine (since he had it coming), but rather that she enjoyed it in much the same way that Blaine would enjoy physically hurting someone else.

    • Paul
      Paul
      August 27, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      Trust me, it never feels good afterwards. Even if you’re completely in the right for all of the right reasons. Even if you *know* that, you’ll still end up horrified or hyperventilating or sobbing afterwards.

      I kind of think it’s a good thing (if not in the moment). It’s what makes us different from them.

    • nothri
      nothri
      August 27, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      She’s equating taking joy in inflicting violence on a family member with her father’s own abuse. That’s understandable even if he did have it coming.

  21. kaze
    kaze
    August 27, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    *heavy metal voice* Kill your parents!!!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      August 27, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      What’s the matter kid? Never seen the “Kill Your Family” show before?

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        August 27, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

        Hey, there’s 2 of me!

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          August 27, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

          *holding gun* WHICH IS THE REAL ONE!!!

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            August 27, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

            I can clear that up. You see, there was a typo in the email section of the comments after I cleared up my caches and history yesterday. So, Super Asia grav Aizat is the real one.

          • The Candyman
            The Candyman
            August 27, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

            Shoot the one with the goatee!

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      August 27, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

      No no no…it’s…

      Yami Marik voice: Kill Your Family!!!

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        August 27, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

        Oh boy, a magic box! I MUST WORSHIP IT!

      • JBO
        JBO
        August 27, 2013 at 12:43 am | #

        But Amber isn’t called Steve!

  22. xain
    xain
    August 27, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    God dammit Danny I demand you ditch your parents to confort her right now! You can be useful for once Danny don’t screw it up

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      August 27, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      She doesn’t need Danny — she’s going to have Ruth! (Come on, Ruth! Find her soon . . . )

      • thecanvashat
        thecanvashat
        August 27, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

        Ruth doesn’t need to find her.

        She knows. SHE KNOWS.

        • JBO
          JBO
          August 27, 2013 at 12:46 am | #

          Ruth doesn’t sleep. She waits.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 27, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

      Danny can’t not screw something up. It’s like…all he does.

      • The Candyman
        The Candyman
        August 27, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

        Seriously. If he was walking in a desert, the ground itself would open up so he could fall in a lake and drown.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          August 27, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

          Danny could burn cereal.

          • thecanvashat
            thecanvashat
            August 27, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

            Danny can upset Mr. Rogers’ spirit.

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              August 27, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

              Danny loses to the first Goomba every time.

              • Kernanator
                Kernanator
                August 27, 2013 at 1:33 am | #

                Oh god, Danny is me.

                • The Candyman
                  The Candyman
                  August 27, 2013 at 10:40 am | #

                  No, Kernanator, YOU ARE THE DANNY.

                • Kernanator
                  Kernanator
                  August 27, 2013 at 1:24 pm | #

                  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Gold
        Gold
        August 27, 2013 at 12:42 am | #

        It’s funny considering Danny was a perpetual voice of reason in the Walky-verse.

        Now he’s a clown who can’t possibly win in this community.

        • John
          John
          August 27, 2013 at 1:48 am | #

          Danny was a perpetual voice of something in the Walkyverse, but I don’t think I’d call it “reason”.

  23. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    August 27, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    It could be that she’s sad about more than just being (potentially) like her father. It’s kind of heartbreaking that you would want or need to punch *your own father* out of self-defense/self-preservation.

    • Totz the Plaid
      Totz the Plaid
      August 27, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      Sad? No. Terrified? That’s what it looks like to me.

      Survivors of abuse who don’t seek treatment are more likely to continue the cycle.

      Amber’s afraid of what might happen if Blaine finds her.

      Probably not that he’d kick her ass, but that she’d do even worse to him, and like it.

      I’ve had my own fears about turning out like my own abusive father in some ways. I’ve been taking steps both consciously on my own, and with the help of therapy to avoid that, but I can totally empathize with Amber here.

      I hope things come out alright for her in the end.

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        August 27, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

        Sad and afraid, at the same time, maybe? I hear what you’re saying about survivors, but there’s got to be a part of her that is grappling with the fact that something has been broken in her relationship with her father that can never be fixed (even if she wants it to be).

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          August 27, 2013 at 10:41 am | #

          Bwa? Okay, I’ve never been in her situation, but I’d say it’s pretty clear what her problem is and wanting to get hugz from daddy isn’t it.

  24. ArkhamTexan
    ArkhamTexan
    August 27, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    Yeah, I guess the glasses look weird, but I don’t mind. They look like eggs. Eggs means breakfast. Breakfast means breakfast tacos. :d I’d better get to bed! WHO’S WITH ME?!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 27, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

      Amber’s glasses are actually eggs with eyes drawn on them. She actually sleeps through every class and noone notices.

      • ArkhamTexan
        ArkhamTexan
        August 27, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

        “Mr. Simpson, take off those glasses.

        … those too.

        … and those.”

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      August 27, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

      Mmmmm, this reminds me, I need to get another AM crunchwrap from Taco Bell one of these days…

  25. GoogerGeiger
    GoogerGeiger
    August 27, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    I’m not so sure Amber was actually smiling.

    • Totz the Plaid
      Totz the Plaid
      August 27, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      Whether she was or wasn’t in the moment, she might feel like she was.

  26. fogel
    fogel
    August 27, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    Abuse often breeds negativity and even justified violence often has negative consequences. Amber will have things to work through, and will always carry some scars, probably, but she’s someone who’ll do well.

  27. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    August 27, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    If Amber begins punching everybody, does that mean the comic will end up like Lawsome?

    Lawsome was the best Willis comic ever…

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      August 27, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      +1
      Why it never won any awards is beyond me. The academy never recognizes talent until it’s too late.

  28. Aizat
    Aizat
    August 27, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    I’ve been there before…..in your mind, the only thing that comes to mind is eliminating the thing that made you angry…but then it hits you.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 27, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

      Ironic choice of words.

  29. guy
    guy
    August 27, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

    The girl who dresses up in spandex and beats up people for petty crimes has an anger issue? Next you’ll be telling me Ruth drinks because she is sad.

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      August 27, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      I know. It’s almost as preposterous as Ethan being gay.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        August 27, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

        And don’t even try to tell me that Joyce is christian. I don’t believe it.

        • thecanvashat
          thecanvashat
          August 27, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

          It’s like if Dina liked dinosaurs.

          • JBO
            JBO
            August 27, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

            Next you will tell me Walky lazyness comes from being constantly favoured by his parents!

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              August 27, 2013 at 1:21 am | #

              Or that Mike is mean as a heightened stage of rebellion to his incredibly nice parents.

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          August 27, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

          It’d be like Billie seeming arrogant because she’s really insecure.

          • C.
            C.
            August 27, 2013 at 5:45 am | #

            Or Walky liking Dexter and Monkey Master.

    • motorfirebox
      motorfirebox
      August 27, 2013 at 1:13 am | #

      Or if… like… goddammit you jerks took all the good ones.

  30. Amanda
    Amanda
    August 27, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

    Amber, there are free counseling services available to all students UTILIZE THEM BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      August 27, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      Silly Amanda, you know there are no therapists in fictionland!

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        August 27, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

        And if there are they turn into Harley Quinn.
        …
        Amber you should see a therapist.

      • Alyssa
        Alyssa
        August 27, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

        Questionable Content disagrees.

        • DSL
          DSL
          August 27, 2013 at 1:24 am | #

          That’s its job.

        • Sailor_Arashi
          Sailor_Arashi
          August 27, 2013 at 4:05 am | #

          It certainly disagrees with me.

  31. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    August 27, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

    She looked into the gremloblin’s eyes, didn’t she?

    • Geminia999
      Geminia999
      August 27, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      Nah, training with Manotaurs gives you weird visions sometimes.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        August 27, 2013 at 1:26 am | #

        She needs to use the old photocopier!

    • andmangrewproud
      andmangrewproud
      August 27, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      I’m giving you an internet high five just for referencing Gravity Falls.

      • Totz the Plaid
        Totz the Plaid
        August 27, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

        Seconded.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          August 27, 2013 at 1:28 pm | #

          Internet high fives received!

          Once I heard that catchy theme music, I couldn’t escape.

  32. Doom Shepherd
    Doom Shepherd
    August 27, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

    Given the tricks the human mind plays on itself, she might not even be correctly remembering smiling. Could just be guilt.

    • Shade
      Shade
      August 27, 2013 at 2:47 am | #

      Unfortunately, whether or not she was is not the point. The point is that she’s scared of what that smile says about her.

  33. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    August 27, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

    This comic reminds me of the first time I ever got into a fist fight. My friends couldn’t understand why I started crying as we were walking home. “You won! You beat him up! Why are you crying, you should be happy!”

    • Totz the Plaid
      Totz the Plaid
      August 27, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

      Yeah. I know how that is.

      It’s rare to see that side of things reflected in fiction, though. Aside from this strip, the only other example I can think of is Ralphie beating up Scut Farkus in “A Christmas Story”.

      • eolirin
        eolirin
        August 27, 2013 at 12:59 am | #

        Happens more often in books; Ender’s Game immediately comes to mind, but there are plenty of other examples.

    • Blaidemaiden
      Blaidemaiden
      August 27, 2013 at 2:46 am | #

      I’ve almost always cried and sometimes even shook after a physical fight. I thing part of it is coming down off of the adrenaline.

      • Blaidemaiden
        Blaidemaiden
        August 27, 2013 at 2:47 am | #

        *think

  34. Aizat
    Aizat
    August 27, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

    Give in to the rage…and the darkness comes.

  35. Cholma
    Cholma
    August 27, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

    Remember Amber, “you are the night!”
    That b-tard deserved what you gave him and more.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 27, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

      Remember that as you punch everyone ever. That’ll make it better :3 Won’t be tongue in cheek at all.

  36. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    August 27, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

    AMAZI-GIRL ORIGIN STORY!!!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 27, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

      So effect precedes cause?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        August 27, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

        She became amazi-girl and then went back in time to the beginning of the semester. Amazi-girl really ISN’T the Amber that Danny hangs out with.

      • Chris Phoenix
        Chris Phoenix
        August 27, 2013 at 1:00 am | #

        Like Rorschach’s origin story. He put on the mask and played at being Rorschach, but he wasn’t _really_ Rorschach until…

        • The Candyman
          The Candyman
          August 27, 2013 at 7:00 pm | #

          So, Amazi-Girl is going to snap after killing a murderer rapist?

          “Shock of the impact ran along my arm. Amber O’Malley closed her eyes then, Amazi-Girl opened them.”

    • etyb
      etyb
      August 27, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

      But Sal is Amazi-girl.

  37. andmangrewproud
    andmangrewproud
    August 27, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

    “You have failed, Your Highness. I am Amazi-girl, like my mother before me.”

    • Kiggy
      Kiggy
      August 27, 2013 at 12:48 am | #

      ^^^So much win!^^^

  38. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    August 27, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

    I still want to have that panel say
    K.O!!!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      August 27, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

      Should’ve been FATAL K.O!

  39. JA
    JA
    August 27, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

    Good, Amber…give in to your hate…

  40. etyb
    etyb
    August 27, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

    I know this feel.

  41. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    August 27, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

    W-where’s the funny….?

    WHERE”S THE FUNNY!?!

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      August 27, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

      I think it’s right here, in your comment, AgentKeen. : ) But definitely not in today’s strip . . .

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      August 27, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

      It’s in the beef….which leads us to another question, where’s the beef?

    • Luke
      Luke
      August 27, 2013 at 9:02 am | #

      WHERE’S THE FUNNY?! I want to free my soul! WHERE’S THE FUNNY?! I want to lose co-ontro-o-ol!

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      August 27, 2013 at 10:47 am | #

      Look at her glasses, they’re like eggs! Ha ha funny egg glasses ha ha.

      Okay, I’ve got nothing.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      August 27, 2013 at 1:29 pm | #

      The funny was inside you all along.

  42. Iceman
    Iceman
    August 27, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

    Oh..man this is heavy.

    You are not your Dad, don’t give in to the rage!!

  43. Aizat
    Aizat
    August 27, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

    We have stared into the abyss…and we saw ourselves.

  44. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    August 27, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

    You know, if you take the first punch drawing out of context, it looks like the most dynamic “Haters gonna Hate” walk.

  45. xain
    xain
    August 27, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

    Thanks willis, you just punch me in the heart with this one.

  46. darksied
    darksied
    August 27, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

    In the shadow of her grief she found hate, and in the faces of all men, she saw the guilt of one.

  47. xain
    xain
    August 27, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

    I swear these arn’t tears! they’re eye sweat! that’s a thing right?

    • Paul
      Paul
      August 27, 2013 at 9:35 am | #

      I’m with you on this one. That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it.

  48. VizardJeffhog
    VizardJeffhog
    August 27, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

    That last panel is much more unsettling than I’d like to admit. Bad jitters!

  49. TheLurkerAbove
    TheLurkerAbove
    August 27, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

    Dammit. I came here not too long after watching a YouTube edited version of the Watchmen intro, and I’ve got Simon and Garfunkel’s Sound of Silence in my head, and I’m imagining this sequence in that slow-motion style.

    Dammit, it is even more awesome now.

    Also, Nietzsche’s quote about fighting monsters also just appeared in my head.

  50. Bilfred
    Bilfred
    August 27, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

    She must have inherited it.

  51. aqua
    aqua
    August 27, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

    when you stare into the abyss it stares back at you

  52. Sarnac
    Sarnac
    August 27, 2013 at 12:41 am | #

    I have a problem discerning obscured faces. When Billie was hiding in Ruth’s closet when Ruth passed out from drinking, I saw the weirdest thing. I saw three panels of a super long face with the most awkward of worried smiles. She looked down for a second. I thought she was looking at the half-chub she got from Ruth’s misery. It was hilarious.
    But I was wrong.

  53. Fuzzydaemon
    Fuzzydaemon
    August 27, 2013 at 12:44 am | #

    Poor Amber. It is hard to strike your creator. That childhood belief that one’s parents are gods takes a lot of therapy to go away.

    • nekobawt
      nekobawt
      August 27, 2013 at 10:54 am | #

      or a lot of disappointments.

  54. ridtom
    ridtom
    August 27, 2013 at 12:46 am | #

    This hurt more than words ever could.

  55. JBO
    JBO
    August 27, 2013 at 12:49 am | #

    I am going to have trouble sleeping tonight ain’t I?

  56. Kiggy
    Kiggy
    August 27, 2013 at 12:50 am | #

    To hate and anger give in you must not,
    For to the Dark Side a path they are.

  57. He'Stan
    He'Stan
    August 27, 2013 at 12:52 am | #

    Funny. I had a long talk with my therapist today about healthy ways to express anger, to avoid this exact situation.

  58. Anonymous
    Anonymous
    August 27, 2013 at 12:54 am | #

    Ahhhh.

  59. Gottawonder
    Gottawonder
    August 27, 2013 at 12:59 am | #

    “Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.” Friedrich Nietsche

  60. RobHagen
    RobHagen
    August 27, 2013 at 12:59 am | #

    Best Day and Worst Day.

    🙁

  61. Variaman
    Variaman
    August 27, 2013 at 1:04 am | #

    Shit just got creepier.

  62. Synnerman
    Synnerman
    August 27, 2013 at 1:07 am | #

    *Shirley Walker’s “Batman Mask of The Phantasm” main theme is playing*

    The Amazi-Knight is born!

    *thunder*

  63. so279
    so279
    August 27, 2013 at 1:11 am | #

    You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.

    • RobJustRob
      RobJustRob
      August 27, 2013 at 4:10 pm | #

      The second I saw the comic I did a CTRL+F search for this comment, I wasn’t disappointed.

  64. fangseeker
    fangseeker
    August 27, 2013 at 1:17 am | #

    Dick joke:
    Wang.

    • Tenn
      Tenn
      August 27, 2013 at 2:26 am | #

      It is funny because “wang” means “penis”.

  65. J
    J
    August 27, 2013 at 1:24 am | #

    For two completely different references:
    “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness … ”
    “Strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey to the Dark Side will be complete!”

    • Kaci
      Kaci
      August 27, 2013 at 1:18 pm | #

      nice

  66. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    August 27, 2013 at 1:28 am | #

    Nooooo, Orion has become Darksied

  67. Lone Wolf
    Lone Wolf
    August 27, 2013 at 1:31 am | #

    It’s sad, but true.

    Her glasses are a weird shape. =(

  68. WingedBeast
    WingedBeast
    August 27, 2013 at 1:34 am | #

    Every true hero has this struggle, to make sure that you are not a villain with some excuses.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      August 27, 2013 at 1:38 am | #

      He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster.

  69. bibulb
    bibulb
    August 27, 2013 at 1:45 am | #

    Adrenalin and endorphins are a hell of a drug.
    (yeah, I crack a funny reference, but I sure ain’t kidding – “fight or flight” is some pretty heavy stuff.)

  70. Ben
    Ben
    August 27, 2013 at 1:47 am | #

    Ahhhh… crap. well that’s unfortunate… good reveal Willis-domo.

  71. Andy
    Andy
    August 27, 2013 at 1:52 am | #

    Noooooo…. Willis is becoming like Hideaki Anno – “giving” what the fans want but twisted, truthy and bare-like.

  72. Mimo
    Mimo
    August 27, 2013 at 2:08 am | #

    I just spent a minute trying to determine if Willis used the same – exact same – image of Amber (is it a vector?) in this strip as he did when she initially punched Blaine.
    He did.
    Props.

  73. Ryan
    Ryan
    August 27, 2013 at 2:16 am | #

    Sometimes people who get punched didn’t deserve it at all. This was not one of those times. This guy deserves to get punched twice a day for the rest of his life.

    • J
      J
      August 27, 2013 at 3:01 am | #

      I was wondering if she was feeling misplaced guilt, too. It seems like on some level, you must mourn the loss of the relationship that could never be. Acting against that desire might intuitively feel like a betrayal, even though he so sincerely deserves a beatdown.

      • Insanely Asinine
        Insanely Asinine
        August 27, 2013 at 10:56 am | #

        I can understand why she feels the way she does. Basically it is “Will I turn out to be just like you?” Type of guilt.

        • J
          J
          August 27, 2013 at 8:04 pm | #

          It is certainly as you have stated. I’m just musing over a different viewing angle, which is likely not even valid.

  74. Chronos
    Chronos
    August 27, 2013 at 2:30 am | #

    Ah, character development without the use of any text. I love it.

  75. Tenn
    Tenn
    August 27, 2013 at 2:32 am | #

    So the question is: was she actually smiling, or is she constructing a false memory? My guess is on the latter.

    • Shade
      Shade
      August 27, 2013 at 2:51 am | #

      Does it really matter? Either way, she’s scared of what it means.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      August 27, 2013 at 3:00 am | #

      Kinda reminds me of Zero’s dream in Rockman X3 manga. Though in that one, he dreamed that he fought Sigma only for Sigma’s face to rip and reveal Zero’s face.

  76. Clementine
    Clementine
    August 27, 2013 at 2:59 am | #

    “I love you.”

  77. quietlythundering
    quietlythundering
    August 27, 2013 at 3:07 am | #

    Oh, Amber. Both of us could seriously use a hug right now, so here *hugs*

  78. Aeron
    Aeron
    August 27, 2013 at 3:25 am | #

    “Despite all my rage, I am still reading Dumbing of Age”

    • Iseewhatyoudidthere
      Iseewhatyoudidthere
      August 27, 2013 at 8:34 am | #

      Tell me I’m the only one, Willis was an only son

  79. Grimjac
    Grimjac
    August 27, 2013 at 3:27 am | #

    Why is everyone so negative about Amber’s actions? After years of mental, emotional, and likely physical abuse, she stood up for herself. Yes, in a violent manner and my reaction is GOOD FOR HER! Do you think her hugging him and saying, “Gee, Dad, I’m sorry you have issues you have to take out on me, lets go for ice cream and you can smack me around and tell me I’m fat and useless, won’t that be nice?’ would work? I swear, most of the people who wrote these comments would throw rocks at an abused wife and tell her that’s her job. NO ONE should have to suffer abuse and with Amber’s Dad…he is NOT going to stop. He’s obviously not afraid of courts, cops, or social censure, so…what? You would prefer he continue to control her life through fear and intimidation? Or should she be forced to run away and hide, change her name, all because of an abusive ?

    No. He will NOT STOP, do you get it? He will not stop until someone outside of himself forces him to do so. So: you go, Amber. Reclaim the power he’s stolen from you all these years, and next time…use a baseball bat. Start at his ankles and work your way up. You don’t have to be a victim; you can be a survivor. Sure, it may be ugly, not nice, regrettable, horrible…but if it’s necessary, you get to hold your head up before anyone, and hold it *higher* than anyone that tells you there `had to be another way’. They’d be happy if you kept trying to find another way until he wound up killing you.

    Remember, Amber: `We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready to do violence upon those that would harm us.’ (paraphrased; it’s late). And if you have to be the `rough man’…that doesn’t make you a bad person.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      August 27, 2013 at 1:41 pm | #

      The problem isn’t that she stood up for herself. We love that part. Hell, it’s not even the fact that she hit the asshole. That’s fine. The problem is that, if this comic can be trusted, SHE ENJOYED IT. She enjoyed visiting violence upon another person, a person who was a family member. In her mind, she cannot help but connect herself to another person who enjoyed hitting family members: Blaine. Whether this comparison is valid or not is up for debate, and I’ve seen people give arguments for both sides. But honestly, what we believe about this situation isn’t as important as what Amber believes about it. And Amber believes she has become her father.

      • Grimjac
        Grimjac
        October 11, 2013 at 3:28 am | #

        Sorry, I read it as not a smile of pleasure, but triumph. Realizing she has the power to stand up for herself…that’s a triumph. The tears and such in the previous panels are the worries, doubts, and fears of being like her father. The final one, though…I saw as realizing she’s not and that standing up for herself, even with violence, was a positive thing.

        Of course, I could be wrong and likely will be shown to be as I catch up on the archives. Been away for a bit.

    • Em
      Em
      August 27, 2013 at 6:33 pm | #

      Aww. 🙁
      So to the people asking why it’s an issue that she stood up for herself: It’s not. Read the comic one more time. She’s discovering that she has a sadistic side. She failed to realize that she loved hurting people earlier because she called it justice, through Amazi-girl. Now she’s hurt her own flesh and blood, and enjoyed it. She doesn’t want to be her dad, and she doesn’t want to be a sadist. Now, I don’t think she’s going to escalate to starting to kill cats instead of kids. But I do think she’s a bit of a sadist.

      • Grimjac
        Grimjac
        October 11, 2013 at 3:36 am | #

        You keep using that word (sadist). I do not think it means what you think it means. The use of violence does not imply sadism. Far from it. If it did, every cop, every soldier, every person who ever stepped in front of a weaker person to defend them and said, “You get to them only through me,” is a sadist. If you truly believe that…well, karma would keep all of those `sadists’ far away when a real sadist knocks on your door.

    • Jack Finch
      Jack Finch
      August 27, 2013 at 9:17 pm | #

      I understand what she’s going through but on the bright side she didn’t escalate once he was hurt. She escaped the situation (good move). A true sadist would have stomped him when he was down. Still, it’s a terrifying thing to let your animal out to have it’s way.

  80. newllend
    newllend
    August 27, 2013 at 3:30 am | #

    The unstable source of anger

  81. Cyan1deDr3ams
    Cyan1deDr3ams
    August 27, 2013 at 3:34 am | #

    I know that feel, bro.

  82. Lightxxatu
    Lightxxatu
    August 27, 2013 at 3:36 am | #

    I’m extremely surprised that no one has commented SHORYUKEN yet.

    • CianM1301
      CianM1301
      August 27, 2013 at 12:29 pm | #

      I think there was one Shoryuken comment up near the top of the page.

  83. Geegles
    Geegles
    August 27, 2013 at 3:49 am | #

    so many feels gahhhhhhhh

  84. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    August 27, 2013 at 4:39 am | #

    So, she enjoyed punching Blaine, but now she feels bad for enjoying it. Is that what’s happening here?

    • Notebooked
      Notebooked
      August 27, 2013 at 5:36 am | #

      In short, yep! She’s worried that growing up exposed to his violence will make her violent.

  85. PureLionHeart
    PureLionHeart
    August 27, 2013 at 4:41 am | #

    Excellent. Now for a Face Heel Turn, with Danny the only one who can stop her.

    I expect Chronicle-levels of awesome here, Willis.

  86. Potatamoto
    Potatamoto
    August 27, 2013 at 5:15 am | #

    Even aside from any emotional stress this is causing her…enjoying hitting someone, worrying she’s too much like Blaine, etc…from a purely physical perspective, an adrenaline crash like the one she’s probably feeling right now is bound to make anyone shaky and weepy.

  87. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    August 27, 2013 at 5:40 am | #

    Good! Your hate has made you powerful… Now strike down your father and take his place at my side.

    • MichaelHaneline
      MichaelHaneline
      August 27, 2013 at 12:06 pm | #

      Damn it! You beat me to this quote.

  88. Otera
    Otera
    August 27, 2013 at 6:10 am | #

    poor Amber… it’s hard when you don’t feel safe near your father and you have his temper….. I know that feeling. I was there a few weeks back… it’s really scary when you lose control and see him there as part of you… at least my dad wasn’t abusive. (the walls are the only thing that truly suffers)

  89. apostateCourier
    apostateCourier
    August 27, 2013 at 7:19 am | #

    The important thing is that she keeps a lid on it when she has to, and uses it in a mostly constructive manner. She did get a bit Bonzo’d here, but she recognizes the slip. I think she’ll be fine.

    • apostateCourier
      apostateCourier
      August 27, 2013 at 7:21 am | #

      Oh man if only Sal wasn’t smoking in my Gravatar I couldn’t be happier about it!

  90. hof1991
    hof1991
    August 27, 2013 at 7:59 am | #

    There are two wolves inside you. A noble wolf and an evil wolf. Which will be stronger? The one you feed.

    Yes, this is why I save this comic for last. It’ s worth savoring.

  91. MDranz
    MDranz
    August 27, 2013 at 8:32 am | #

    On the other side of things, it is immensely satisfying to one-up ANYone you have as much hate for as she seems to have for her father.

  92. Michael
    Michael
    August 27, 2013 at 8:46 am | #

    Darth Amber. Enough said.

  93. Gargamel
    Gargamel
    August 27, 2013 at 8:55 am | #

    Yes, yes, yes!
    Soon Amber will take over the family business!
    (Not that there’s a long history of this tactic actually working outside Raven thing and the Godfather)

    • Gargamel
      Gargamel
      August 28, 2013 at 7:15 am | #

      Corrected for over-enthusiasm:
      Yes, yes, yes!
      Soon Amber will take over the family business!
      (Not that there’s a long history of this tactic actually working outside the whole Raven thing and Michael Corleone)

  94. Kirt Dankmyer
    Kirt Dankmyer
    August 27, 2013 at 9:27 am | #

    Wow, Amber *IS* Broken Home Batman.

  95. Cybersnark
    Cybersnark
    August 27, 2013 at 9:45 am | #

    Amber, the fact that you’re feeling ashamed and frightened of yourself proves that you aren’t him.

    • Edward
      Edward
      August 27, 2013 at 12:46 pm | #

      And that, ladies and gentleman, is all that needs to be said.

    • Kirt Dankmyer
      Kirt Dankmyer
      August 29, 2013 at 11:34 am | #

      Yeah, but that’s not going to make her feel any better, almost by definition.

  96. andysdrawings
    andysdrawings
    August 27, 2013 at 9:54 am | #

    The dawn of

    DARK AMAZIGIRL

    • The Pink Ninja
      The Pink Ninja
      August 27, 2013 at 10:36 am | #

      She’ll only be Dark Amazigirl when she starts leting her thong ride up

      That’s the sign of true evil.

  97. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    August 27, 2013 at 10:06 am | #

    The Seed of the Jerk shall sit the throne, and drown in punches anyone she damn well pleases

  98. The Pink Ninja
    The Pink Ninja
    August 27, 2013 at 10:25 am | #

    Sooooooo…

    Amber in the first panel, D-Cup or E-Cup?

    • Araceli
      Araceli
      August 27, 2013 at 11:00 am | #

      /puts on bravangelism hat

      Cup sizes are meaningless without band sizes (there’s no such thing as a “D cup”), and it’s largely a myth that “D cups” and “E cups” are large (due to improper measuring methods). I wear 28E/30DD and my breasts are significantly smaller than Amber’s are depicted here.

      http://images.wikia.com/bustyresources/images/d/d4/Breast_volumes.png

      I’d put Amber closer to a 34G.

      • Bastylos
        Bastylos
        August 27, 2013 at 11:59 am | #

        It makes me happy to see someone preach the truth about bust sizes. My fiance went from a 36DD at Victoria’s Secret to a 32/34 F/G at a real boutique. Sadly, it closed and she now has to order her bras from overseas.

        • Araceli
          Araceli
          August 27, 2013 at 3:46 pm | #

          I used to love shopping at VS, but now that I know the truth, I can’t. I used to wear a 34C and that didn’t do me any favours, haha.

          That sucks the boutique shut down! Maybe a new one will pop up eventually. ouo I like shopping in person so I can try on a load of bras without having to mess around with shipping stuff back and forth.

          (I’m a little tickled to have Jason as my gravatar, omfg.)

          • Kaci
            Kaci
            August 27, 2013 at 10:27 pm | #

            me buying bras:

            “This one kinda fits and doesn’t look hideous…”

            I haven’t been able to find a bra that actually, factually fits since before my first child. -_-;;

          • Bastylos
            Bastylos
            August 29, 2013 at 12:58 am | #

            She uses sites like bravissimo.com and brastop to do her shopping. She even got a bikini with underwire in it. Those sites are a treasure trove for women with larger chests.

    • Leonou
      Leonou
      August 27, 2013 at 11:11 am | #

      A(mazing)-Cup !

  99. Jeffrywith1e
    Jeffrywith1e
    August 27, 2013 at 10:26 am | #

    She’s actually a Supervillain!

    • DarkVeghetta
      DarkVeghetta
      June 28, 2015 at 7:13 pm | #

      Nah, she’s Batman. One of his more brutal incarnations though.

  100. Mattyos
    Mattyos
    August 27, 2013 at 10:29 am | #

    Honestly, it’s just all in her head. She’s nothing like him…he takes pleasure in causing pain and it is clearly causing her nothing but harm. Blaine’s an asshole who will feel karma’s wrath soon enough and she will get nothing but positive vibes. (here’s to hoping I’m actually right)

    • Gold
      Gold
      August 27, 2013 at 8:23 pm | #

      Positive vibes from her fathers inevitable death?

      Real healthy.

      • Mattyos
        Mattyos
        August 27, 2013 at 10:17 pm | #

        i was talking more about her and not him…as in no matter what happens to that dickbag she has good things coming her way

      • Gargamel
        Gargamel
        August 28, 2013 at 5:42 am | #

        Seems legit.

  101. Mattyos
    Mattyos
    August 27, 2013 at 10:31 am | #

    also does anyone else thing faz is going to get accidentally left behind at the college and pester people?

    • someguywithakatana
      someguywithakatana
      August 27, 2013 at 12:28 pm | #

      I want this so badly you have no idea.

      “Alright, class, so who here has heard of the glass ceiling?”

      “The women cannot penetrate the glass ceiling because they lack the impressive power that the great Faz may use to penetrate you. The power is his penis. The book has informed me that you will be impressed by it.”

      • someguywithakatana
        someguywithakatana
        August 27, 2013 at 12:29 pm | #

        Pro-tip: If you think Leslie will be impressed by your power, you are mistaken on a fundamental level.

        • Khrene Cleaver
          Khrene Cleaver
          August 27, 2013 at 1:07 pm | #

          “One PDF called ‘A John’s Bravado’ has informed Faz that any female not immediately impressed by my power must be pursued!

          The more a woman exclaims coldness and disgust, the more she is trying to revoke her true instinctual attraction to my innate power, and dare I say, my Pro-tip.”

  102. Matthewwww
    Matthewwww
    August 27, 2013 at 11:38 am | #

    I know that feeling all too well. You stand up for yourself or someone else and at the time you think you’re awesome but then you remember how that rage overtook you and made you into something twisted and ugly and you feel horrible about yourself.

  103. Bill M.
    Bill M.
    August 27, 2013 at 12:46 pm | #

    My hands were clenched in fists of rage
    No angel born in Hell
    Could break that Satan’s spell
    And as the flames climbed high into the night
    To light the sacrificial rite
    I saw Satan laughing with delight
    The day the music died

  104. Notebooked
    Notebooked
    August 27, 2013 at 12:58 pm | #

    This is so good. It seems to me Amber’s worries are unfounded–she was pushed, both in the present and in a way that must have brought back terrible memories or previous horror. Fighting back is what I wish I would have done in that situation. She doesn’t have to worry she’s turning violent because of that.

    I do, however, think it might be valid for her to worry she’s turning violent as Amazi-Girl. I still don’t know if that role lets her release her anger or trains her to generate it so she can do good deeds.

    • Shade
      Shade
      August 27, 2013 at 10:29 pm | #

      I’m pretty sure she’s not worried about being violent. What worries her is that, like her father, she enjoys being violent. Fortunately, the fact that she’s worried about it at all speaks volumes about how different she is from him.

      • Notebooked
        Notebooked
        August 28, 2013 at 5:48 am | #

        Yeah–important distinction there, and you’ve got a point.
        I think my main point still stands, though. Is the identity of Amazi-Girl actually harmful for her development?

  105. Khrene Cleaver
    Khrene Cleaver
    August 27, 2013 at 12:59 pm | #

    Man when I first saw the dad, one of the first thing I noticed was how much a like they looked. I mean they even wore the same color jacket.

    That hint of them looking exactly alike made was a great subtle build up to this.

  106. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    August 27, 2013 at 1:24 pm | #

    “Yes… Feel your hatred… come to the dark side!”

    “Nooooooooooooo!”

  107. ankhtahr
    ankhtahr
    August 27, 2013 at 1:45 pm | #

    Ouch Willis. Ouch.
    This strip really hits close to home. I don’t come from an abusive family or anything, but I inherited my mother’s anger management problems. I have ADD, my mother used to get noradrenaline reuptake inhibitors, but they aren’t getting paid for by health care anymore. I definitely know how Amber is feeling here. The helplessness of having lost control of yourself, the immense fear of it happening again, the terrible realisation that no matter what you do, it’s in your genes, and no matter how much you can suppress it, someday it will happen again. You will lose control again, and your anger could be directed at anyone. Nobody can be safe. After episodes like this (my last loss of control is now 5 years in the past, and I’ve never hurt anybody badly. I don’t have much force.) my memory’s just a blur, I try to distance myself from it, and the fear of it happening again drives me away from my friends. It takes time to trust your ability to suppress it. And it will always be a part of you.

    • ankhtahr
      ankhtahr
      August 27, 2013 at 1:47 pm | #

      and I’ve got a friggin Galasso avatar for my anger issues post… great.

      • Kaci
        Kaci
        August 27, 2013 at 10:20 pm | #

        I inherited my father’s temper and my mother’s sensitivity. And three of my best friends live with me in my head.

        My avatar is a happy lemon! 😀

  108. Furie
    Furie
    August 27, 2013 at 2:51 pm | #

    How much did you debate the grin with yourself?

  109. dropded
    dropded
    August 27, 2013 at 3:48 pm | #

    Great, great strip. I’m almost speechless.

    Also, hopefully the beginning of the end for Amazi-Girl, (still) the only thing I don’t like about DoA.

  110. Super Duper
    Super Duper
    August 27, 2013 at 6:13 pm | #

    Amber, you have great rage in your heart. Welcome to the RED LANTERN CORPS!

    • Crimson Doom
      Crimson Doom
      August 27, 2013 at 11:31 pm | #

      Someone needs to fanart that. Like, now. Seriously, she’d look freaking awesome as a Red Lantern. Where’s Yotomoe when you need him? 😀

  111. Tufto
    Tufto
    August 27, 2013 at 6:55 pm | #

    The feels…. 🙁

    But we know from Shortpacked that Amber doesn’t at all take after her father, despite her violent streak. Let us hope that a similar epiphany reaches her in this universe.

  112. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    August 27, 2013 at 7:02 pm | #

    “The hate is swelling in you now… Give in to your anger… You, like your father, belong to the Dark Side.”

  113. TheKFV
    TheKFV
    August 27, 2013 at 7:17 pm | #

    She. Is. AMAZI-GIRL!

    • Anna1090
      Anna1090
      August 27, 2013 at 10:36 pm | #

      No, that’s Sal.

  114. Darnel
    Darnel
    August 27, 2013 at 9:04 pm | #

    Ah,… Now I understand why she ran,…. Meh,.. it sux to have standards AND morals.

    She truly wears the white hat,.. You Go Amazi-girl.

  115. Jack Finch
    Jack Finch
    August 27, 2013 at 9:06 pm | #

    It’s impossible to destroy what you hate in your parents. You are so close you end up catching your own shrapnel. It sucks, but there it is.

  116. Jack Finch
    Jack Finch
    August 27, 2013 at 9:18 pm | #

    And my last thought….oh man, Danny, WHAT have you gotten yourself into.

  117. ebh
    ebh
    August 27, 2013 at 10:04 pm | #

    best strip yet!

  118. HMRC4EVR
    HMRC4EVR
    August 27, 2013 at 10:24 pm | #

    I just had something of a revelation.

    Danny is DoA universe’s Xander.

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      August 27, 2013 at 11:50 pm | #

      That is a cruel and unfair comparison. You owe Xander an apology.

      • DarkVeghetta
        DarkVeghetta
        June 28, 2015 at 6:48 pm | #

        If the glove fits…

  119. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    August 27, 2013 at 10:24 pm | #

    Yess Amber, feel the power of the dark side.

  120. Mjoellnir
    Mjoellnir
    August 28, 2013 at 11:08 am | #

    Amber of Earth. You have great rage in your heart. You belong to the Red Lantern Corps.

  121. gruaud
    gruaud
    August 28, 2013 at 3:23 pm | #

    That was an incredibly powerful strip. Great job, David.

  122. tahrey
    tahrey
    August 29, 2013 at 5:15 am | #

    But… at least she realises it. And certainly isn’t revelling in it.
    And with that realisation comes the opportunity for self control, for betterment. For changing relative to the path heredity may have otherwise laid out.

    Besides, didn’t she already tell him outright that she’s no pushover BECAUSE she’s his daughter?

    • DarkVeghetta
      DarkVeghetta
      June 28, 2015 at 7:12 pm | #

      Few traits are innately evil. Simply tools to be used for one or another reason. As long as you’re careful, rage and anger can be powerful tools for the betterment of yourself and others. Revenge is something I keep in high regard and brutality should follow a crime fitting of it.
      For me, there is nothing wrong with her enjoying beating the crap out of her father – as a matter of fact, I RESPECT it. I suppose I’m a bit of a RetPaladin.
      As long as she doesn’t use her rage against the innocent… well, she’s Batman (in his varying levels of brutality).

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 12min
mary: dawn says your girlfriend is trying to murder her wilbur: but what about MY happiness okay can we kill wilbur now
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 8h
help I had a big yawny stretch after I got into bed and threw out my back
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
Dumbing of Age: "Dotty" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Dotty
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
fuck off
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
Phew, they made NoHo Hank wear pants.
A McFarlane Toys action figure of Metamorpho, from James Gunn's Superman movie.  He's wearing pants.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 19h
Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 19h
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
#relatable
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a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 1d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 2d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 2d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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