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Homewrecker

by David M Willis on November 20, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - The Only Dope For Me Is You
└ Tags: jacob, joe, joyce, sarah

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  1. Bilfred
    Bilfred
    November 20, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    What fun.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      November 20, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      Butt taco fun.

      • Aeron
        Aeron
        November 20, 2013 at 12:50 am | #

        Tacos, but…

        • Parnifia the Bastard
          Parnifia the Bastard
          November 21, 2013 at 9:26 am | #

          FUN.

          • Blob Marley
            Blob Marley
            November 21, 2013 at 10:04 am | #

            Tacos, butt fun?

  2. Herohatch
    Herohatch
    November 20, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    I will continue to never understand people who do this.

    • Turbo Sexaphonic Delight
      Turbo Sexaphonic Delight
      November 20, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

      Agreed.

      • Jenny Creed
        Jenny Creed
        November 20, 2013 at 4:15 am | #

        It’ll all touch in your tummy anyway. . .

        • navi
          navi
          November 20, 2013 at 8:36 am | #

          but it doesn’t touch in your mouth, and that is what’s important, though I never did that with tacos.

        • nothri
          nothri
          November 20, 2013 at 9:21 am | #

          Ummm….yes, it does. But by that logic any combination of food could be combined on the outside. And I am not pouring my mustard on pickles into my milk shake, thank you very much.

          • Jenny Creed
            Jenny Creed
            November 20, 2013 at 9:52 am | #

            Well, if you’re going to eat mustard or pickles you have to face the consequences.

            Some flavors don’t go together, but what does that have to do with obsessively separating all ingredients of your food because they touch each other?

            • VZG
              VZG
              November 20, 2013 at 3:59 pm | #

              They taste better separately, just like pickles, mustard, and milkshakes taste better separately.

              Some foods improve others they’re paired with; some don’t. As for the “bluh bluh who cares if they’re touching,” if you’re sensitive to those things (particularly if you don’t like the mixed tasted), even a little bit of contact can transfer taste, or ruin a texture, and make it taste worse.

              But I don’t put my food together and then take it apart after just so other people don’t think I’m weird. I ask for/get for myself the things I actually want, the way I want them.

              • Kintrex
                Kintrex
                November 21, 2013 at 3:22 am | #

                When you say milkshakes taste better separately, do you mean you drink the milk and eat the ice cream and fruit individually?

                • VZG
                  VZG
                  November 21, 2013 at 3:42 am | #

                  Ew, fruit in milkshakes? Blech.

          • Dustbunny
            Dustbunny
            November 20, 2013 at 11:37 am | #

            That reminds me of those old slim-fast infomercials where some dude would put everything you ate in the day in one big glass bowl to prove how unhealthy your diet is. Coffee, cornflakes, sandwich, fries and ketchup, dollop of ice cream, mix it all up in one nasty mess. The audience would scream and gag.

          • LiaHansen
            LiaHansen
            November 20, 2013 at 2:43 pm | #

            Hey. Don’t knock it til you try it.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          November 20, 2013 at 3:09 pm | #

          I had a niece who was a picky eater. I made that exact point. She was traumatized for a week, and her parents were not happy with me for quite a while.

          • The_Master
            The_Master
            November 20, 2013 at 9:21 pm | #

            “Had” a niece? I guess she was so traumatized she shuffled off?

            • Jenny Creed
              Jenny Creed
              November 21, 2013 at 12:17 pm | #

              I wonder what’s the proper age for a person to find out that things happen to your food after you put it in your mouth.

    • Rheinman
      Rheinman
      November 20, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      I can’t wait to see what she does with combination fried rice.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        November 20, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

        Just give her a Chicken pot Pie. She’ll go insane.

        • KingMabel
          KingMabel
          November 20, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

          Give her a bowl of gumbo… see the fear on her face….

          • Usayasha
            Usayasha
            November 20, 2013 at 1:04 am | #

            As a picky eater myself, I can tell you that gumbo is nothing before my might. Merely pick out the parts you like first, then feed on the broth, then pick out the leftovers. For last, finish the rice (if you are eating gumbo on rice.)

            • navi
              navi
              November 20, 2013 at 8:37 am | #

              you are awesome.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          November 20, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

          Give Joyce a cake and she’ll somehow be able seperate the milk, eggs, flour and other ingredients. 😀

          • AckackAck
            AckackAck
            November 20, 2013 at 2:06 am | #

            Plasma, I think your new avatar pic is from…. well, Avatar. But who’s the artist? It looks pretty good (and sexy).

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              November 20, 2013 at 3:57 am | #

              dA surprisingly.

    • Admiral ChucK
      Admiral ChucK
      November 20, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Haha that’s totally me though xD

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      November 20, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      I’m fine eating pizzas and tacos the way they are, but for trail mix and looser items I usually like eating a bunch of one kind, then a bunch of another kind. It just tastes better to have concentrated flavours sometimes then everything mixed together.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      November 20, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      I separate pizza when I eat it. That way I can decide which of the deliscious flavors is strongest at the end.

    • Mr. Random
      Mr. Random
      November 20, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      I eat skittles one at a time. Because I must see the color I’m going to eat.

      • KingMabel
        KingMabel
        November 20, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

        Weird, I see the colors after I eat them, though it may take a few hours…

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          November 20, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

          It doesn’t matter if you put different coloured Smarties in your mouth, if you suck on them enough, they will all turn white.

          • KingMabel
            KingMabel
            November 20, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

            And in the end, colors don’t matter, because they all come from the same factory. Just like humans.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              November 20, 2013 at 12:36 am | #

              There is no black or white, only Soylent Green.

              • KingMabel
                KingMabel
                November 20, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

                I’m not sure if you keep one-upping me, or if I just give really good set ups…

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  November 20, 2013 at 12:48 am | #

                  I go with the latter, when I post comments in CRACKED, I am pleased whenever I get lots of thumb-ups and/or clever/funny replies.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  November 20, 2013 at 3:10 pm | #

                  Sometimes it is more fun to play the straight man.

                • John
                  John
                  November 20, 2013 at 5:03 pm | #

                  That’s what Ethan claims, anyway.

            • shadow eagle
              shadow eagle
              November 20, 2013 at 7:27 am | #

              hahaha

          • navi
            navi
            November 20, 2013 at 9:31 am | #

            but the purple smarties still taste ucky before you suck off the color…

            • VZG
              VZG
              November 20, 2013 at 4:03 pm | #

              Blasphemer! The purple ones are the best.

      • zana
        zana
        November 20, 2013 at 1:55 am | #

        I use to do that but now i eat them all at once it’s like a rainbow in my mouth

        • Ourorboros
          Ourorboros
          November 20, 2013 at 2:26 am | #

          In Craig Ferguson voice
          “That sounded dirty”

      • E.R.
        E.R.
        November 20, 2013 at 3:05 am | #

        I do that, then I start running through the combinations…
        It’s a good thing there are a lot of skittles in a bag, that sort of process can get difficult with shocktarts.

      • khambatta
        khambatta
        November 20, 2013 at 11:39 am | #

        I must separate out Wine Gums, then go through the colours in order of worst to best, usually eating the yellow ones first, saving the green ’til last. Otherwise what’s the point in having them?

    • Whittier
      Whittier
      November 20, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      I used to work in a cafeteria-style restaurant whose claim to fame was offering 15 different kinds of pie every day. (Guess how I spent my meal allowance.) Anyway, I never could figure out what was odder, the folks who left the edge of the crust (um, it’s made of the same stuff as the rest of the crust, and the you-need-filling-with-crust argument doesn’t work if you eat your pie from side to side rather than from tip to edge) OR the people who only ate the filling and didn’t touch the crust and spent $5 (adjusted for inflation) on three tablespoons of pie filling.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        November 20, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

        Pie filling often tastes gross, but the filling tastes so good.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          November 20, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

          Sigh. I meant the crust often tastes gross but the filling tastes good.

      • Kladeos
        Kladeos
        November 20, 2013 at 12:54 am | #

        The crust is the best part of pie AND pizza…

        • adinfinitumspero
          adinfinitumspero
          November 20, 2013 at 7:41 am | #

          What are you, some kind of bread propagandist ?

          • davidbreslin101
            davidbreslin101
            November 20, 2013 at 8:20 am | #

            You’ll find no sock-puppets of the big bread companies here! Just concerned fellow-citizens who want you to do the right thing by yourself, your country and The Children. Buy Bread!

            • Kladeos
              Kladeos
              November 20, 2013 at 11:55 am | #

              Beware wheat and wheat by-products!

              Mmmm, wheat.

              • Jack Finch
                Jack Finch
                November 20, 2013 at 5:40 pm | #

                Like beer? Nooooooooooooooooooo!

      • Ali
        Ali
        November 20, 2013 at 2:30 am | #

        The crust touching filling is softer and has absorbed some of the filling’s flavor. The stuff sticking out on top of the edge is just a dry, crunchy breadstick that used to be attached to delicious pie.

      • Ourorboros
        Ourorboros
        November 20, 2013 at 2:31 am | #

        Some people don’t like the dry, browned crust around the rim. Others like it for the latter reason.

      • Bill M.
        Bill M.
        November 20, 2013 at 12:28 pm | #

        That’s easy for the pie crust dilemman, you just eat the slice from the back, or just take big enough bites that you still get crust with your final bites.

    • Groove
      Groove
      November 20, 2013 at 4:02 am | #

      I had no idea that people would ever do that to tacos, and now that I know it’s freaking me out. Like, without constructing it you’ve got spiced mince, an awkward nacho and a rubbish salad. Why would you bother?

      Also there’s a very strong element that if you never eat things with each other then you’ll never truely appreciate food.

      • VZG
        VZG
        November 20, 2013 at 4:05 pm | #

        A very stupid argument.

        • VZG
          VZG
          November 20, 2013 at 4:07 pm | #

          *element, not argument

          There’s no “true” appreciation of food except appreciating food. Some of us appreciate it better when the tastes are separate.

          • xKiv
            xKiv
            November 20, 2013 at 6:15 pm | #

            I have seen red paper, green paper and blue paper. All images consist of red, green and blue in my eyes, therefore I have now seen everything worth seeing. I don’t need no stinking paintings. Or videos. Or comics.

            >_>

            • VZG
              VZG
              November 21, 2013 at 3:43 am | #

              Yes, that is clearly exactly the same thing, and not at all like comparing separate types of art to each other. I mean, if you can’t appreciate video games, you can NEVER truly appreciate any art, ever!

              • Groove
                Groove
                November 21, 2013 at 3:51 am | #

                This went hyperbolic quite fast but the colours example is actually quite fitting.

                You might prefer individual tastes, and that’s fine! You like what you like. But you really are missing out, and the entire history of gastronomy would back me up on that.

                • DarkVeghetta
                  DarkVeghetta
                  June 29, 2015 at 2:32 am | #

                  There’s always the possibility of defective receptors.
                  Like cats. Cats can’t register ‘sweet’ with their tongues.

    • maarvarq
      maarvarq
      November 20, 2013 at 7:28 am | #

      When I get two dishes on the same plate for lunch, I try to haul them apart just so I can taste them separately, but I don’t dissect the things that are meant to be one food.

      • navi
        navi
        November 20, 2013 at 9:33 am | #

        ditto, unless I don’t like some of the parts, those parts get dissected out.

    • Hylleddin
      Hylleddin
      November 20, 2013 at 2:29 pm | #

      I agree. Once the foods have touched each other, all hope is lost to separate them. You must never allow them to touch in the first place.

    • sps48
      sps48
      November 20, 2013 at 9:07 pm | #

      There is nothing to understand, it is just what someone likes. One cannot explain or use logic to decide what flavors they like or do not like, and those who separate/ mix foods or love/ disdain crusts should not be denigrated for something that is not a choice.

  3. Fay
    Fay
    November 20, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    The back row, eh?

    • Guest Person Dude
      Guest Person Dude
      November 20, 2013 at 1:24 am | #

      Zero Eye Contact. I am sensing a LOT of attraction there.

  4. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    November 20, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    in the back row

    STARING AT DAT ASS

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      November 20, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      Who needs to learn about law when you got…

      DAT ASS?!?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 20, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

        Learning about reBUTTals are an important part of law you know.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          November 20, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

          Not to mention HabeARSE corpus.

    • Baker
      Baker
      November 20, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

      Yeah.

  5. EvergreenFir
    EvergreenFir
    November 20, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Collateral damage

  6. Lavaticmay
    Lavaticmay
    November 20, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Home wrecker? I smell this weeks drama bomb.

    • Lavaticmay
      Lavaticmay
      November 20, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

      Nevermind, I totally missed the fact it was a joke.

      • Twirls
        Twirls
        November 20, 2013 at 2:35 am | #

        Yeah, I totally blanked on what he was talking about for a few seconds before I remembered yesterday’s strip. I’ve been reading too much Shortpacked! and getting confused

  7. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    November 20, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Dina’s at the next table over thinking “What a freak” while pouring herself an eighth bowl of cereal.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 20, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Riley is next to Dina, learning from the master.

  8. Tacdud2
    Tacdud2
    November 20, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    And I Joyce still continues to amuse me.

  9. KingMabel
    KingMabel
    November 20, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    My sister does the same thing, but with Hot Pockets

  10. Mr K
    Mr K
    November 20, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    I have trouble eating tacos. I understand why Joyce would do such a thing.

    • Rheinman
      Rheinman
      November 20, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      But what about the butt tacos?!?!?!?!

      • Mr K
        Mr K
        November 20, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

        Eww, no.

  11. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    November 20, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Separate but enjoyable.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      November 20, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

      I see what you did there, Wonder Wig.

  12. luxlucis
    luxlucis
    November 20, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    No Joyce, take it from a Mexican, if the meat is not INSIDE the tortilla then it is NOT a taco.

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      November 20, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      What if the cheese and the sauce is there, but the meat gets taken out? Is it still a taco?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        November 20, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

        No. Now it’s just Cheesey Sausey Tortillas.

        • ZuiyoMaru
          ZuiyoMaru
          November 20, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

          Those can be enchaladas!

      • Blue Dragon
        Blue Dragon
        November 20, 2013 at 1:31 am | #

        Is it still a taco? Nacho-ally!

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          November 20, 2013 at 3:13 pm | #

          I am going to have to hurt you for that.

        • Jack Finch
          Jack Finch
          November 20, 2013 at 5:43 pm | #

          Tie him by his feet and drag him through the You Tube comments section.

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      November 20, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      What if you put nacho chips in a taco of only meat and cheese?

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      November 20, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      Can I have a burrito with only steak and still call it a steak burrito?

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      November 20, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

      Last question: If I make a really small burrito, do I have to call it a taquito?

      • Elva Rodríguez
        Elva Rodríguez
        November 20, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

        Yes

      • John
        John
        November 20, 2013 at 1:27 pm | #

        If I make a really big burrito, do I call it a burro?

        • fcojose24
          fcojose24
          November 20, 2013 at 9:21 pm | #

          du-dum..Tziz!(drums onomatopeia)

        • The_Master
          The_Master
          November 20, 2013 at 9:23 pm | #

          I want a burrito literally the volume of my head.

  13. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    November 20, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Joyce’s plate has its own sitcom.

  14. Doc Harleen
    Doc Harleen
    November 20, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Poor Sarah – she seems to have lost the ability to say anything other than “yeah.” Real smooth.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 20, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      Have you tried talking to yourself? You’d be tongue tied too. The only reason the other girls are immune is cuz they’re protected by a shield of boyfriends.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 20, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      She needs to throw a toy at his face, Walky swears by it.

      • Chadington Bear
        Chadington Bear
        November 20, 2013 at 1:52 am | #

        If Sarah threw one of her “toys”, it would definitely get his attention, methinks.

      • John
        John
        November 20, 2013 at 2:26 am | #

        I noticed the other day that Joyce tried throwing a toy at Dorothy’s head, too.

        • Thasvaddef
          Thasvaddef
          November 20, 2013 at 5:22 am | #

          Apparently that’s the tried and true method of getting Dorothy to like you.

          Also is that a soccer ball? Because that would kind of hurt landing on your head with no warning.

          • drs
            drs
            November 20, 2013 at 10:19 am | #

            Hard to tell. The line patterns look like a soccer ball, but the coloration looks more like a volley ball, which I think are softer. They play catch with it later.

        • Psycho
          Psycho
          November 20, 2013 at 12:16 pm | #

          I’ve said it before, but I’d be all for a Joyce/Dorothy/Walky threesome.

      • MM
        MM
        November 20, 2013 at 10:13 pm | #

        And why shouldn’t he? It has a 100% success rate.

  15. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 20, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    I don’t know how he’s eating that apple without smudging his tangerine lipstick.

    • Sunrea
      Sunrea
      November 20, 2013 at 5:03 pm | #

      Magic. Or some of that super smudge proof lipstick. The kind you have to take off with steel wool and prayers.

  16. Kladeos
    Kladeos
    November 20, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    What’s up, Sarah?

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      November 20, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

      Yeah! Is this just what shy looks like on her? Or is there something more . . . ?

      • Kladeos
        Kladeos
        November 20, 2013 at 12:55 am | #

        I can’t read her at all right now.

      • Baker
        Baker
        November 20, 2013 at 1:02 am | #

        I think she’s having trouble maintaining her “I don’t want to be with anyone, I don’t need a guy I’ve got toys” attitude. She can’t be her normal antisocial self here, and with that part of her shutdown there isn’t much left of her personality.

        • Kladeos
          Kladeos
          November 20, 2013 at 1:09 am | #

          No, more like we just haven’t been shown it yet. But we’re seeing it now.

          Her attitude isn’t so much as “I don’t want to be with anyone” as “I want to focus on school without distractions.”

          • leonou
            leonou
            November 20, 2013 at 3:01 am | #

            And we all know how well that mentality worked out for Dorothy…
            Willis is probably thinking something along the lines of “Those guys will never graduate, so why care about their studies ?”.

    • Wolfe
      Wolfe
      November 20, 2013 at 2:52 am | #

      She likes Jacob and is totally DTF, but at the same time is kinda shy/unsure of both her intentions and of how to make the attraction mutual. Her uncertainty is manifesting itself in a cute tongue-tied ”I can’t say anything except ‘yeah'” manner ’cause she’s in front of her crush.

      Christening the USS Sarah/Jacob and shipping it hard.

  17. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    November 20, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    I never knew that Joyce practiced ingredient apartheid, does this mean that Joyce hates sandwiches?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 20, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      Sandwiches are what’s wrong with this country!

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        November 20, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

        GENTLEMEN, WE ARE SANDWICHES!

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          November 20, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

          UND VE WILL HAVE WAR!

      • Waverocker
        Waverocker
        November 20, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

        Tacos should not be able to marry other tacos! Marriage is defined as the union between one taco and one fajita.

        • Anonymous man
          Anonymous man
          November 20, 2013 at 2:29 am | #

          Perfect gravatar for that!

        • Crimson Doom
          Crimson Doom
          November 20, 2013 at 10:10 am | #

          I feel that’s discriminatory against burritos, enchiladas, and quesadillas. 😛

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      November 20, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

      She’s generally not in favor of any kind of meat-in-the-middle action.

      • The_Master
        The_Master
        November 20, 2013 at 9:24 pm | #

        If ya know what I mean.

    • Blue Dragon
      Blue Dragon
      November 20, 2013 at 2:15 am | #

      “God created ingredients SEPARATE. …That’s not the church’s doctrine, it’s just mine.” — Joyce

  18. Aizat
    Aizat
    November 20, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Then don’t eat tacos.

  19. Super Duper
    Super Duper
    November 20, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Jacob is a burrito.

  20. Philippe G.
    Philippe G.
    November 20, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    It may be premature, but I’m now shipping Sarah and Jacob.

    • Joe
      Joe
      November 20, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      I think Sarah is shipping Sarah and Jacob, but doesn’t want to admit it.

      • KingMabel
        KingMabel
        November 20, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

        All characters are shipped until we say “no shipping here”.

        Even that taco meat is being shipped as we speak.

        • Mr K
          Mr K
          November 20, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

          Amber/Blaine? Ruth/Howard? Riley/Roz?

          • KingMabel
            KingMabel
            November 20, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

            ALL POSSIBLE (considering no one objects)

            • Mr K
              Mr K
              November 20, 2013 at 1:34 pm | #

              Well, hopefully some people do, unless you want a bunch of traumatized characters.

          • Vash
            Vash
            November 20, 2013 at 4:28 pm | #

            Amber/Blaine is a nono, we must never go there.

          • Sunrea
            Sunrea
            November 20, 2013 at 5:09 pm | #

            Oh god. You put it out there and now it exists. Why on Earth would you do that? Have you no regard for your fellow man?

            Also, I would totally hate/ship AmberxBlaine if they weren’t, ya know, father and daughter. I just can’t approve of incest like that.

            • Mr K
              Mr K
              November 20, 2013 at 5:45 pm | #

              Nobody seems as Mad about Riley/Roz. Even though they’re sisters and one is 6 years older than the other, who still hasn’t reached high school.

        • Philippe G.
          Philippe G.
          November 20, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

          I’d ship the taco meat with the taco shell, but it has a restraining order.

          • Cybersnark
            Cybersnark
            November 20, 2013 at 6:11 am | #

            Plus isn’t it a rule than anything that needs to be together to work can’t be shipped together?

            Or is that just a military thing?

        • Bill M.
          Bill M.
          November 20, 2013 at 12:34 pm | #

          Darn you King Mabel, now I’m picturing the commenters going “Shipper no shipping! Shipper no shipping! SHIPPER NO SHIPPING!” and the shipper then going “Aw, man!”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 20, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      We know no such thing.
      I’m shipping Joceline and Jacob.

      • John
        John
        November 20, 2013 at 1:20 pm | #

        You’re also shipping Dina/Faz, so your judgment is suspect, to say the least.

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      November 20, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      Nah, premature was when Joyce started it.

      • Philippe G.
        Philippe G.
        November 20, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

        Well, now we know they have at least two things in common:
        1) Pre-law class
        2) Knowing Joyce is weird

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          November 20, 2013 at 1:48 am | #

          That last is pretty much a universal constant. The cafeteria girl knows too; she was just too polite to say anything.

    • Captain Jack
      Captain Jack
      November 20, 2013 at 11:17 am | #

      Well, he may be the first person that we’ve seen that she wasn’t necessarily hostile to when first meeting, so that may well be 🙂

    • The_Master
      The_Master
      November 20, 2013 at 9:33 pm | #

      It would be ironic after he told Joyce “all… white kids run work off the same script.”

  21. John
    John
    November 20, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    Joyce does kind of have a point. I’m pretty sure everyone at that table already thought she was weird. ‘Cept maaaaaybe Jacob, and seeing as how she’s dating his roommate, she wasn’t going to keep it secret from him long, if she hasn’t blown her cover already.

    • John
      John
      November 20, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      But she could still potentially keep it secret from the cafeteria girl!

    • Shrugs
      Shrugs
      November 20, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      Pretty sure Jacob thought Joyce was weird back when she was yelling about how he and Sarah needed to hook up before they even met.

      (Although weird might not be the right word)

      • John
        John
        November 20, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

        Given that his reaction was, “You little white kids all run off the same script, don’t you,” no, I don’t think “weird” is the right word. “Disappointingly typical,” maybe.

    • Ourorboros
      Ourorboros
      November 20, 2013 at 2:38 am | #

      Sal told her to embrace what she is and be comfortable in her Joyceness.
      Which she ignored on the swearing issue, but you got to start somewhere. Tacos are as good a place as any.

      • drs
        drs
        November 20, 2013 at 10:21 am | #

        Eh? Her Joyceness includes not swearing, and she just defended that.

        • xKiv
          xKiv
          November 20, 2013 at 7:10 pm | #

          Her Joyceness is not amused.

  22. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    November 20, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    I want to see Joyce try this with like vegetable soup or something.

    • Ourorboros
      Ourorboros
      November 20, 2013 at 2:44 am | #

      Fried rice. A lot of small stuff mixed together.
      Chex mix, to see if she does this handful by handful or if she grabs a bunch then meticulously separates it.
      Ice cream bar. A Swirly mixed ice cream cone (at least 3 components). Chocolate chip cookie – one of those dried supermarket ones – crumbly mess, she’s look nuts (nuttier).
      Marble cake with frosting and jimmies. Find out if the chocolate cake and vanilla are considered separate.
      Anything multi-layered.
      A whole turducken.
      Stuffed French toast. Would she scrape all traces of the filling from the bread? Would she pour syrup on the side?
      Soup in a bread bowl.

      • Bill
        Bill
        November 20, 2013 at 3:28 am | #

        Sorry, Ourorboros, you lost me at “turducken”.  Whoever came up with that had to have been ill.

        • John
          John
          November 20, 2013 at 4:38 am | #

          Nesting fowl is a time-honored tradition dating back to the Middle Ages. I recall reading about one where they had a goose on the outside and a single quail egg on the inside, and various birds of assorted sizes in between. Made a turducken look downright unambitious.

          • Thasvaddef
            Thasvaddef
            November 20, 2013 at 5:32 am | #

            In his 1807 Almanach des Gourmands, gastronomist Grimod de La Reynière presents his rôti sans pareil (“incomparable roast”)—a bustard stuffed with a turkey, a goose, a pheasant, a chicken, a duck, a guinea fowl, a teal, a woodcock, a partridge, a plover, a lapwing, a quail, a thrush, a lark, an ortolan bunting, a garden warbler, and a single olive.

            • Bill
              Bill
              November 20, 2013 at 11:15 am | #

              That sounds like something done to wretched excess, not like something I’d wish to have for dinner.

            • Bill M.
              Bill M.
              November 20, 2013 at 12:38 pm | #

              They probably got the idea from the old bedouin tale of having a stuffed camel at a wedding feast.

  23. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    November 20, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    My school has tacos weekly, I see some people try to put the perfect amount on each. I mean the PERFECT amount. I watch these people. Watch them as they oh, so carefully put the tiniest piece of meat, back, and on, and back, and on. Then go to their table. And then. Proceed to give NO fucks about the meat that falls off. I, of course, find it weird. Although I’m incredibly aware I watch these people too.

    • Waverocker
      Waverocker
      November 20, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      …and then I’m assuming are victim to first bite destruction (FBD) on their fist bit of said tacos?

      • Groove
        Groove
        November 20, 2013 at 4:07 am | #

        FBD is both a great term, and why burritos are so much better than tacos.

      • Mr. Random
        Mr. Random
        November 20, 2013 at 10:49 am | #

        I plan for it, by always having an I empty tortilla beneath the ones I fill. The droppings form a pretty well mixed taco.

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      November 20, 2013 at 12:58 am | #

      Now I want a taco… Before this summer (when I lived in a situation that involved daily group dinners, cooking rotations and many people who loved Mexican food) I’d only had tacos twice in my life.

  24. Waverocker
    Waverocker
    November 20, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    Jacob knows what’s up with that Macintosh apple. That is a Macintosh, right Willis?

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      November 20, 2013 at 12:58 am | #

      Looks like a red delicious to me.

    • VZG
      VZG
      November 20, 2013 at 4:13 pm | #

      Pfft, that’s clearly a honeycrisp.

      IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE ALL RED ON THE SIDE THAT’S FACING US.

  25. -Sentinel-
    -Sentinel-
    November 20, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    I’ve been thinking… Which of the main characters (let’s limit them to the ones on the cast page) have yet to meet?

    We know for a fact that Amber has only seen Sal once, but they’ve never spoken, so I’m not counting it as “meeting”.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 20, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      Ethan hasn’t met Sarah.

      • John
        John
        November 20, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

        Yes, he has.

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          November 20, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

          Have Billie & Ethan met?

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            November 20, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

            Yes, Billie has checked Ethan out soon after he had his haircut, but I don’t feel like archive searching again.

            • saltchocolate
              saltchocolate
              November 20, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

              I believe you, Plasma. Sorry for throwing the Q out there when I could just peruse the archive myself! 😀

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                November 20, 2013 at 12:40 am | #

                It’s ok.

          • John
            John
            November 20, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

            Yep. Panel one there’s in the running for “cutest Billie”.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              November 20, 2013 at 12:40 am | #

              I remember Billie-naga now.

            • Kladeos
              Kladeos
              November 20, 2013 at 1:03 am | #

              My picks:
              I guess both panels are pretty cute…
              Last panel, d’awww.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 20, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

        I beg to differ:

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/04-time-keeps-on-slippin/impressed-2/

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/04-time-keeps-on-slippin/manual/

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/04-time-keeps-on-slippin/revulsion/

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        November 20, 2013 at 12:49 am | #

        Dina and Joe have been in the same hallway/foyer but have not spoken nor acknowledged the other’s existence.

    • Shrugs
      Shrugs
      November 20, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

      Ruth hasn’t met some of the boys. I know she’s met Ethan, Walky and Joe brieflt, but I don’t think she’s met Danny or Mike.

      • Shrugs
        Shrugs
        November 20, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

        *briefly

      • John
        John
        November 20, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

        Ruth encountered Danny way back on move-in day.

      • John
        John
        November 20, 2013 at 12:41 am | #

        She’s also met Mike.

        • Bill
          Bill
          November 20, 2013 at 3:43 am | #

          I don’t know if that counts as meeting Mike.  I think she’s just passing in the hallway, overhears Joe’s question, and responds to it.

    • taekwondogirl
      taekwondogirl
      November 20, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      Actually, Amber recognizes Sal when they pass in the hall, so it’s implied that they’ve seen each other before.

      • hof1991
        hof1991
        November 20, 2013 at 6:57 am | #

        So Sarah has seen Jacob before. Basically every day this year. Is she so dumbstruck by his close presence. Has she been to shy to even say hi to him before now? Is she that focused on her studies? Or us there a backstory here and extra drama?

    • Ourorboros
      Ourorboros
      November 20, 2013 at 2:56 am | #

      Sal and many of the guys. It might be implicit that, being in the same dorm floor people see each other, but she has yet to talk to most of the guys.
      Walky and Mike for sure.
      Joe must not have seen her at all. While the guys may be dating/trying to date the Dorothy/Amber type, it’s pretty well implied that Sal is the hottest. At least by Billie. If Joe had seen her, she’d be interested.

      Surprisingly I don’t think Roz has met most of the guys either. Joe yes and she is in a class with Walky. Mike barged in one day to Batman Gambit Walky, but they never interacted.
      If you only count spoken than I don’t think so.

      Then again, if you only count spoken then Dina only spoke to Mike from behind a door, talked to Joyce, Sarah, and Billie. She went to the beach with some of the above plus Dorothy and Sal, but didn’t speak to each of them. Has seen Amber, but not spoken.

      And of course Amazi-Girl has only spoken to Danny, Amber, and some miscreants.

      • John
        John
        November 20, 2013 at 4:26 am | #

        Dina has certainly spoken to Amber, probably more than she has anyone else. They’re roommates.

        Amazi-Girl has spoken with Danny, Dorothy, Billie, Sarah, and kind of Joyce, though Joyce was drugged at the time, as well as various miscreants.

    • Ourorboros
      Ourorboros
      November 20, 2013 at 3:09 am | #

      Dan hasn’t spoken with Sal, Dina, Roz, or Ruth IIRC.
      Then again, given the general disdain the readership has for Dan, I don’t think anybody is looking to ship him unless they like writing stuff with a Gimp or a cuckhold situation.

  26. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 20, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    Starting a Wierd food habbits chain:
    I like to eat all my food in order of least tasty to most tasty.
    Also I eat my pizzas crust first.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 20, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      I only eat the pizza crust if it isn’t too dry.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        November 20, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

        I eat hotdogs with ketchup.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          November 20, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

          I like them with hot sauce.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          November 20, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

          I’ve eaten grapes and broccoli with ketchup.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            November 20, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

            I’ve eaten plain bread with ketchup..just ketchup.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              November 20, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

              I had black licorice flavoured ice-cream.

        • Valdrax
          Valdrax
          November 20, 2013 at 12:50 am | #

          That’s completely and totally normal where I’m from.
          Weird is eating mayo on a hot dog, which I did a lot as a kid.

    • Waverocker
      Waverocker
      November 20, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      There are less things that I don’t put Sriracha on than those that I do.
      Btw good call on your habit

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      November 20, 2013 at 12:52 am | #

      I separate out Skittles, M&M’s, Reese’s, etc. by color, eat the excesses from each color to “load balance” it, and then eat the remainders in groups of one each.

      Oh, and I arrange the piles in hexagonally packed planes. Out OOC that!

      • Kladeos
        Kladeos
        November 20, 2013 at 1:05 am | #

        I do that with M&Ms.

        I eat the legs off Koala March cookies first.

        I eat the cream (or trash the cream) of Oreos first because the cream sucks and the cookie is the good part.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        November 20, 2013 at 1:58 am | #

        I eat M&Ms semi-randomly, but if possible I save one of each color until last. And then I eat them in the order that their respective sailor senshi died at the end of sailor moon season 1. (Green, blue, orange, red, brown, yellow.) How’s that?

        • Leonou
          Leonou
          November 20, 2013 at 1:41 pm | #

          That’s kind of crazy, but luckily it’s the awesome kind.

      • Charles
        Charles
        November 20, 2013 at 6:25 am | #

        I always eat Skittles in groups of exactly three, two of one color and one of a third.

        This can get logistically awkward towards the end of the pack.

      • Maja!
        Maja!
        November 20, 2013 at 6:37 am | #

        Yes, I’m not the only one! 😀 With multi-coloured candy I do as Valdrax – only that I eat the groups in order of the colours in the rainbow (or the reverse) and arrange them in lines or circles. It isn’t that I can’t eat them otherwise, it’s more of a game/habit.

        Apart from that I prefer not to mix certain kinds of food that others happily mix and eat together but nothing extreme like dear Joyce.

      • John
        John
        November 20, 2013 at 1:12 pm | #

        I used to eat M&Ms by gladiatorial combat: separating them into colors, mashing ones of the two most numerous colors together, and eating whichever one cracked first. Repeat until there was only one color left. The winners would get eaten last.

    • Crimson Doom
      Crimson Doom
      November 20, 2013 at 10:15 am | #

      …this is freaky. I do the EXACT SAME THING.

      …are we secretly twins?

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      November 20, 2013 at 3:27 pm | #

      I put basalmic vinager, gravy and ketchup on my fries.

    • VZG
      VZG
      November 20, 2013 at 4:16 pm | #

      I also do most tasty to least tasty sometimes, if I’ve got the patience for some delayed gratification. If I have steak, there’s no way I’m waiting, because I need as much space as possible in my stomach for that deliciousness.

      I also tend to eat things in patterns (usually by certain bite amounts, chewed in certain parts of my mouth in certain ways). I am aware that this is completely pointless but it is very difficult to stop.

      With M&Ms I always save the blue ones for last, except maybe if I have one handful with one of every color (sometimes with an extra blue), one each of red, blue, and yellow, or two blues and one red.

    • kelticat
      kelticat
      November 20, 2013 at 5:21 pm | #

      My mom was into peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches.

      I’m into French fries with tartar sauce.

      • John
        John
        November 20, 2013 at 9:58 pm | #

        I usually eat my fries with just salt, but tartar sauce on fries is pretty good; better than ketchup.

        I’m a little dubious about the peanut butter and mayonnaise sammiches, though.

    • Sunrea
      Sunrea
      November 20, 2013 at 5:37 pm | #

      I will eat pretty much anything with rice or wrapped in a tortilla, regardless of the type of food.

      If it is shaped like anything with limbs and a head (like an animal cracker) I will bite off the limbs first, then the head, and finally eat the body. Every time, without fail.

      All of the portions on my plate have to be equal to each other and I will eat them so that they remain equal until they are all gone.

  27. Cholma
    Cholma
    November 20, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    Oh, no. Joyce is one of those people. o_O

  28. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    November 20, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

    Yes, it would seem that Sarah is attracted to Jacob. Que to the inevitable discussions regarding race, attraction, dating, etc.

    • Jo Pearson
      Jo Pearson
      November 20, 2013 at 1:11 am | #

      [Leaving aside how problematic notions of race are, in general] If it had been another comic writer I might have been mildly concerned that a character seemed to be displaying attraction only towards someone of their own race and would have adopted a ‘wait and see’ approach. But I think DoA readers overwhelmingly trust Willis in this regard.

      • Kladeos
        Kladeos
        November 20, 2013 at 1:17 am | #

        That doesn’t apply in a comic where there’ve already been several mixed-race relationships – Walky & Dorothy, Jason & Sal, Ruth & Billie (kinda). I’ve seen someone express on Tumblr that it’d be nice, for a change, to see a PoC-couple – something we don’t yet have on Dumbing of Age.

        • Jo Pearson
          Jo Pearson
          November 20, 2013 at 1:42 am | #

          Absolutely agreed =-)

          By ‘trust’ I more meant that Willis’ track record is good, not ‘I like him so I tend to give him the benefit of the doubt.’ I also meant to imply that given the spectrum of what we’ve seen, it didn’t really seem like an issue for someone’s first (overt) attraction to be toward someone of the same race. Whereas for another writer who had touched upon these issues less, I might have been more wary. Although I myself am a little bemused at why I brought that ‘another comic writer’ element into what I said. I hope that makes sense.

          Not my finest paragraph in all truth.

    • Sensedog
      Sensedog
      November 20, 2013 at 9:18 am | #

      I was actually referring to what I though would be the most discussed topic in the comment section for this one (based on previous comics), but I was wrong this time around since the separation of food on on one’s plate won out. Heh.

    • Em
      Em
      November 20, 2013 at 11:27 am | #

      I dislike it when people get their panties in a twist about two people of the same race dating. Yes it’s nice to see people in a mixed race relationship. Hell, I’ve been in mixed race relationships before, as well as same race. But the thing is, attraction shouldn’t matter. Sarah’s attraction shouldn’t be limited. People of the same race often have cultural similarities, and that can be a nice thing to have in common. If Sarah likes a black guy, let her like a black guy.

      • Sensedog
        Sensedog
        November 20, 2013 at 11:54 am | #

        I agree, Em.

      • Jo Pearson
        Jo Pearson
        November 20, 2013 at 12:04 pm | #

        I think you’ve gotten slightly the wrong idea Em. Sensedog has explained his post was about anticipating the flow of discourse, whilst mine boiled down to saying that it’s a bit of a non-issue here and DoA readers were unlikely to be bothered.

        In hindsight it probably would have been better not to have said anything, so as to avoid any confusion or kerfuffles ^_^

  29. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    November 20, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

    Uh-oh. I have seen what Joyce is doing IRL and it ain’t pretty. Every time I saw this the person suffered from an abusive and over-controlled childhood. We already know she was home-schooled to keep her from being “contaminated” by secular forces, what else went on?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 20, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      They told her that not all taco pieces were created equal.

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      November 20, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      Maybe she was forced to always eat her tacos a certain way?

    • taekwondogirl
      taekwondogirl
      November 20, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

      Some people are just picky, too. It happens. I would always eat my food one at a time as a kid. I wouldn’t separate them, but I’d finish one part before moving on to the next.

    • Waverocker
      Waverocker
      November 20, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

      She’s just one of those people that have to watch that scene in Rattatoullie when he eats fruit and cheese at the same time

    • Jo Pearson
      Jo Pearson
      November 20, 2013 at 12:59 am | #

      I think it’s a little much to imply that separating out different parts of your food generally equals an abusive and over-controlled childhood.

      I used to do that and while my childhood shares bears some parallels with Joyce’s (raised in an evangelical household) my parents were neither abusive nor over-controlling.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        November 20, 2013 at 12:02 pm | #

        Last time we saw Joyce do this, she said that “it’s not God’s doctrine, it’s just mine.” I think the separating is definitely just a personal picky thing.

    • Thasvaddef
      Thasvaddef
      November 20, 2013 at 5:43 am | #

      Not abusive, but I think it’s pretty clear that Joyce’s parents are massively over-controlling. I mean, even now she’s not living at home, they still come and attempt to dictate what friends she can have, what hats she can wear, and what shows she can watch.

      • Jo Pearson
        Jo Pearson
        November 20, 2013 at 11:44 am | #

        I didn’t say they aren’t over-controlling. I just don’t think it’s good practice to draw conclusions about someone’s parents from their eating habits.

        • Jo Pearson
          Jo Pearson
          November 20, 2013 at 11:50 am | #

          Unless of course, it’s been proven that the two are linked.

          If: to your knowledge/in your experience the two correlate, then witnessing one gives you grounds to look out for signs of the other.

          But even if it’s a 100% success rate so far, what you shouldn’t do is jump the gun and assume that because the two correlate, and you’ve witnessed one, that the other is definitely present.

    • VZG
      VZG
      November 20, 2013 at 4:19 pm | #

      Man, no. My parents bongoed at me for doing exactly what she’s doing, and I could see her parents trying to get her to stop, too. It’s just a personal preference thing.

  30. Insanenoodlyguy
    Insanenoodlyguy
    November 20, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

    I think Sarah might have agreed with Joyce’s initial assessment after all.

    http://www.dumbingofage.com/comics/2013-06-30-perfectforeachother.png

    • taekwondogirl
      taekwondogirl
      November 20, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

      Hey just as a heads-up .. it would be more polite to link to the page that one is listed on instead of the image itself. This goes for anything you ever share via social media as well. I know we all know who made this and are on the site already, but it’s an important habit to make sure the creator is directly linked to.

    • Ourorboros
      Ourorboros
      November 20, 2013 at 3:03 am | #

      Sure, but Joyce couldn’t give a reason or refute the idea that the only reason was that both are black.

  31. TaintedSpud
    TaintedSpud
    November 20, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

    Sarah wants the D of J.

    • Mr K
      Mr K
      November 20, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

      Joyce? So is Joyce a futa?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 20, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

        I know Willis is fond of creating gay and lesbian characters but he has yet to create any genderqueer ones.

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          November 20, 2013 at 12:47 am | #

          It’s trans awareness week — a perfect time for him to start!

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            November 20, 2013 at 12:53 am | #

            Are you by any chance refering to Transgender Day of Remembrance today?

        • Komms
          Komms
          November 20, 2013 at 3:11 pm | #

          What about Joyce’s sister Jocelyn?

          • Mr K
            Mr K
            November 20, 2013 at 6:39 pm | #

            Commie.

          • Kladeos
            Kladeos
            November 20, 2013 at 6:40 pm | #

            There hasn’t been any indication she’s genderqueer, though given how little we know it’s still a possibility.

  32. LadySol
    LadySol
    November 20, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

    Is no one else thinking maybe she already slept with jacob, and he just doesn’t remember her specifically? I mean, Jacob can have tendencies.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      November 20, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

      It just seems so unSarahlike.

    • chris73
      chris73
      November 20, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

      Naah I think its more cute that she fancies him and is all tongue tied

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        November 20, 2013 at 12:00 pm | #

        Tongue tied!
        Whenever you are near me (near me)

    • VZG
      VZG
      November 20, 2013 at 4:20 pm | #

      I’m wondering if he didn’t have some personal attachment to her ex-roommate/her ex-roomie’s group of friends, myself.

      • ladysoll
        ladysoll
        November 21, 2013 at 12:51 am | #

        That could be it. I’m definitely reading her body language as discomfort or embassesment, instead of shyness. Your guess might be a bit more in keeping with her personality than my outlandish speculation.

  33. Gottawonder
    Gottawonder
    November 20, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

    I like to take my food in order of least tasty to most tasty, myself. But then, some things you have got to alternate to get the flavor contrast. I do take sandwhichs apart in restaurants, if for example, they put onions on it, and I don’t want them: I remover them. Onions are good on some things not on others. The flavor is not a problem and easily removed.
    On the other hand, melted cheese and the sandwich has to go back (im lactose intolerant) and getting melted cheese off a sandwich is a big pain.
    So maybe people that remove an item off food aren’t all nuts. We sometimes have reasons and not constricted childhoods or other deep reasons. Just too lazy to walk up to counter and ask for a new sandwhich. (unless it has melted cheese 🙂

    • Omega86yu
      Omega86yu
      November 20, 2013 at 9:09 pm | #

      Huh, I didn’t know someone else did that a swell. I eat what I like the least first, leaving the tasty delicious things I enjoy for the later part of the meal, allowing me to savor them without spoiling the taste with things I dislike 🙂

  34. Elva Rodríguez
    Elva Rodríguez
    November 20, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

    No, no Joyce, you put the ingrediets separetly when serving and put them together at the table. It’s faster.

    At least that’s what I do, and I’m mexican, I eat tacos at least once a week.

  35. Tahkuya
    Tahkuya
    November 20, 2013 at 12:36 am | #

    It is only logical

  36. C.W. Roden
    C.W. Roden
    November 20, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

    Nothing wrong with a little food OCD.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 20, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

      Even if she seperates her BLT?

      • John
        John
        November 20, 2013 at 1:30 am | #

        I separate my BLTs. And then I eat the bacon and bread, and give the other stuff to herbivores.

        • Random832
          Random832
          November 20, 2013 at 8:51 am | #

          When good tomatoes are available I make bacon and tomato sandwiches with cheese instead of lettuce.

  37. newllend
    newllend
    November 20, 2013 at 12:44 am | #

    Man those two are like the odd couple of roommate’s

  38. Orion Fury
    Orion Fury
    November 20, 2013 at 1:11 am | #

    Apparently I’m the only one lost by Jacob’s Home-wrecker comment.

    • George
      George
      November 20, 2013 at 1:16 am | #

      Dorothy is giving him a hard time about replacing Danny as Joe’s “main man”.

      • Kladeos
        Kladeos
        November 20, 2013 at 1:20 am | #

        Also Jacob called Joe & Danny “married” when he first met Danny.

    • Jo Pearson
      Jo Pearson
      November 20, 2013 at 1:18 am | #

      I was initially a little thrown too, but what George said.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      November 20, 2013 at 3:32 pm | #

      No, you are not the only one, but reading the comments helped me put it in context. And that was after going back to the last page to see if I had missed something.

  39. OmegaDez
    OmegaDez
    November 20, 2013 at 1:22 am | #

    D’aaaaw. Sarah is suddenly so adorable. What happened?

    • Biege
      Biege
      November 20, 2013 at 1:53 am | #

      she’s with people she’s somewhat comfortable with, and that shes already opened up to

      that or Willis is preparing a major chain yank using her…

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      November 20, 2013 at 3:33 pm | #

      She looked at Jacob and her vagina sprang a leak?

  40. Makkabee
    Makkabee
    November 20, 2013 at 1:58 am | #

    Joyce is a Romulan spy. I always kind of suspected.

    • Kiggy
      Kiggy
      November 20, 2013 at 5:59 am | #

      ^this^

  41. AckackAck
    AckackAck
    November 20, 2013 at 2:17 am | #

    I bet Joyce will both love and hate Chinese food. She will love the part about a lot of them are separated. But then she well encounter foods like I bet she lost her mind!

    • AckackAck
      AckackAck
      November 20, 2013 at 2:18 am | #

      Weird, it’s supposed to say Cap Cai on the link html tag…..

  42. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    November 20, 2013 at 3:11 am | #

    I motion to make “that used to be tacos” an expression meaning “that was enjoyable and makes me feel nostalgic.”

    • Robin
      Robin
      November 20, 2013 at 7:11 am | #

      To me, it sounds more like something you’d say looking at the contents of a toilet bowl.

  43. CallMeIshmael
    CallMeIshmael
    November 20, 2013 at 3:31 am | #

    Man, Joyce, how did they screw you up so badly?

    • Bill
      Bill
      November 20, 2013 at 3:48 am | #

      Well, she has the rest of her life to get screwed up properly.

      • CallMeIshmael
        CallMeIshmael
        November 20, 2013 at 4:28 am | #

        Not with that taco eating technique. Yikes.

  44. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    November 20, 2013 at 4:39 am | #

    Aww, shy Sarah is cute. :3

    • Arturo
      Arturo
      November 20, 2013 at 6:17 am | #

      She got the wants and she got ’em bad.

  45. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    November 20, 2013 at 6:52 am | #

    Anyone watch the movie Toys? I loved the part where LL Cool J’s character talks about his food touching.

    “I want my string beans to be quarantined! I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn’t invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate! I HATE IT when food touches!”

    …Is it sad that I remember those lines so well?

  46. lightsabermario
    lightsabermario
    November 20, 2013 at 7:02 am | #

    But, taco…

  47. Zomgrei
    Zomgrei
    November 20, 2013 at 7:27 am | #

    Oh man, Joyce sounds like my wife. “I hate it when stuff is touching or mixed!”

  48. CthulhuPanda36
    CthulhuPanda36
    November 20, 2013 at 7:53 am | #

    I had a mental picture of the taco ingredients standing in a circle with their guns pointed at one another. After I stopped laughing I realized it would have been a Mexican standoff and I started laughing again.

  49. davidbreslin101
    davidbreslin101
    November 20, 2013 at 8:24 am | #

    As a kid, I think I had the opposite food problem. Eating a roast dinner, I’d obsessively make sure that every single forkful contained meat, potato, peas and gravy. If there was sausagemeat, stuffing, carrots and parsnips too, the fork-loads were massive.

  50. nothri
    nothri
    November 20, 2013 at 9:26 am | #

    Because this strip got this stuck in my head, now you can all share in the experience:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_orsY7C7yk

    Also, Joyce and her “Acceptable Losses” spiel. Excellent.

  51. Banana
    Banana
    November 20, 2013 at 10:20 am | #

    Oh my! I love Joyce, I do that, I also eat in alphabetical order. Other than the religion thing Joyce speaks to me on every level.

  52. Lock
    Lock
    November 20, 2013 at 10:46 am | #

    Ah, Sarah.

  53. ninja_jesus
    ninja_jesus
    November 20, 2013 at 11:10 am | #

    I bet you can’t separate boysenberries, Joyce! Beat that!

  54. Angel
    Angel
    November 20, 2013 at 11:41 am | #

    oh great, she eats like a five year old too…

  55. Stormy
    Stormy
    November 20, 2013 at 12:06 pm | #

    Too late, it’s already touched. Now there’s meat juice soaked into the taco shell, and tomato seeds in the meat, and cheese crumbs on the tomato.

    Blech.

  56. Em
    Em
    November 20, 2013 at 12:28 pm | #

    Shy Sarah! Holy poop I don’t think we’ve seen this yet! While I love seeing brusque Sarah, I love getting to see the sides of her that she tries so hard to bury. It’s nice to get to see her range of emotions.

  57. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    November 20, 2013 at 4:01 pm | #

    Loving the title of this strip. The title and Sarah’s face in the last panel; but mostly Sarah’s face.

  58. VZG
    VZG
    November 20, 2013 at 4:22 pm | #

    Everyone’s going to have a crush on Jacob, aren’t they?

  59. Vree
    Vree
    November 20, 2013 at 4:36 pm | #

    Dear Advice Column,
    Is it OK for me to be attracted to my colored classmate even if it is my rommate’s bad stereotype?

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      November 20, 2013 at 6:34 pm | #

      God, I don’t think any PoC use the adjective “coloured” to refer to people.

      • Mr K
        Mr K
        November 20, 2013 at 6:40 pm | #

        Yeah, what is this? The 60s?

  60. Plan D
    Plan D
    November 20, 2013 at 4:49 pm | #

    I would’ve responded with, “More observant than I was hoping.”

  61. Erinaceus
    Erinaceus
    November 20, 2013 at 6:21 pm | #

    Didn’t “acceptable losses” used to be Sal’s favourite phrase in IW?

  62. Jack Finch
    Jack Finch
    November 20, 2013 at 6:23 pm | #

    Implied thought bubbles over Sarah.

    How much can I stare at the man candy before he sees me staring?
    Could I stop if I tried?
    Has he already caught me doing it in pre-law?

  63. man in black
    man in black
    November 20, 2013 at 6:34 pm | #

    great page

  64. Bilfred
    Bilfred
    November 20, 2013 at 6:36 pm | #

    D’awwwww Sarah’s in LOVE

    • Tahkuya
      Tahkuya
      November 20, 2013 at 10:05 pm | #

      for Sarah love is a strong word: not hating would better describe her emotions as of resent

  65. BullCityFats
    BullCityFats
    November 20, 2013 at 7:28 pm | #

    I think ‘Acceptable Losses’ would have been a better strip title, but maybe I’m joyce-centric.

    • David Willis
      David M Willis
      November 21, 2013 at 1:20 am | #

      I think I need to put “I purposefully don’t use the punchline in the strip title because that’s kind of being a dick to folks who click through the twitter links” in the FAQ.

      • BullCityFats
        BullCityFats
        November 21, 2013 at 10:42 pm | #

        Point.

  66. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    November 20, 2013 at 8:09 pm | #

    I sense romance!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58T0NlhNweA

  67. Devlerbat
    Devlerbat
    November 20, 2013 at 11:19 pm | #

    I also don’t like stuff touching, but I consider a taco to be one thing. So, yea, this is still weird to me.

  68. maruk
    maruk
    November 20, 2013 at 11:55 pm | #

    D’awww, Michonne found another black character.

  69. Mravac Kid
    Mravac Kid
    November 26, 2013 at 6:13 am | #

    Oh yeah, they’re gonna bang.
    So hard.

  70. Mystrana
    Mystrana
    December 7, 2013 at 3:13 pm | #

    For some reason, this strip keeps bugging me. I think it’s the phrase “acceptable loss” since it sort of parallels Ruth’s use of it towards Billie from earlier. It seems like an odd phrase for Joyce to use, but I guess it’s just a personal problem since I now equate that phrase with Ruth being really mean. Anyhow, now that everyone else thinks I’m crazy as well, I’ll just go on with my life.

    • shietka
      shietka
      April 24, 2014 at 10:24 pm | #

      I guess we’re all acceptable losses?

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1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
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Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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