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Salute

by David M Willis on January 16, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - The Only Dope For Me Is You
└ Tags: amazi-girl, dorothy, walky

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  1. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    January 16, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    haha

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      January 16, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      MADE IT RAIIIIIIIN

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        January 16, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

        I think if you zoom out, the rain cloud is just over Dorothy and no one else.

        Or else Mike is on the roof taking a leak.

        • LiaHansen
          LiaHansen
          January 16, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

          Damn, Mike might need to get something checked out, that does not seem normal.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            January 16, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

            He’s actually been saving up and pouring it through a colendar.

            • Just Cheeto Dust
              Just Cheeto Dust
              January 16, 2014 at 12:54 am | #

              Sounds about right. Only a plebe would pee through cheesecloth.

            • nothri
              nothri
              January 16, 2014 at 12:57 am | #

              Yotomoe, how you manage to come up with this stuff….your head is a nice place to visit, but I dunno if I’d want to live there.

              • Parnifia the Bastard
                Parnifia the Bastard
                January 16, 2014 at 11:50 am | #

                Eh. You wouldn’t even want to SEE what’s going on in my head — I have, like, 5 independent streams of thought going on in my head at all times, and AT LEAST one is constant, garbled music.

                • Guest Person Dude
                  Guest Person Dude
                  January 16, 2014 at 2:26 pm | #

                  Yeah, same here. Mine is a collective analog parrot machine that spits out reality at roughly the same tempo it is received, and the code is UGLY.

                • Stara
                  Stara
                  January 17, 2014 at 10:40 pm | #

                  Lol, a lot of people do that. :p There tends to be a heavy amount of them drawn towards modernist poetry and engineering, in my limited, anecdotal experience.

        • Tunaro
          Tunaro
          January 16, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

          The pee stream makes a beautiful R A I N B O W as it ends right in Danny’s face, burning his eyes.

          • asmcint
            asmcint
            January 16, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

            Dude, that’d be doing something good in the end. Mike’s more a long-term asshole.

            • Kirby
              Kirby
              January 16, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

              Mike’s an asshole for all the right reasons. In the short term, and even the long term, you might not thank him, but usually something good comes of it. Although it’s unknown if that’s actually his intention, or if it’s just an unintended side effect.

              • zach
                zach
                January 16, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

                It could just be his excuse. He likes one upping people, hence all the fucking of mothers.

              • WaveRocker
                WaveRocker
                January 16, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

                This

              • begbert2
                begbert2
                January 16, 2014 at 2:37 am | #

                I seriously doubt he intends to help. We saw the actual reason he screwed with Walky and Dorothy’s relationship: Walky let off a big fart in their room which pissed him off. (Right here: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/03-the-first-step-towards-recovery/congratulations/ ) I see no reason to believe that any of his other mean actions were any more altruistic either. As best I can tell that’s just Draco-in-leather-pants fanwank.

                • fogel
                  fogel
                  January 16, 2014 at 9:04 am | #

                  Could be interpreted as Mike presents it–he decided to ‘save’ Dorothy from the Walky-Child. Not that that was his call to make. Also seems a failure of his omniscience, since Dorothy is leading Walky rather successfully.

                • Carlos
                  Carlos
                  January 16, 2014 at 7:12 pm | #

                  I think his intent is to ruin lives but long ago he pissed of the wrong person and was cursed so that every terrible thing he did would have an unavoidable effect of serendipity.

        • Just Cheeto Dust
          Just Cheeto Dust
          January 16, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

          Why wouldn’t he alter his diet beforehand so he can make it hail?

          (talking ’bout kidney stones)

  2. Tunaro
    Tunaro
    January 16, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Victory!

  3. Psycho
    Psycho
    January 16, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    BUH-BYE SUCKAS!!!

  4. EvergreenFir
    EvergreenFir
    January 16, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Dorothy: *slooge*; *disappoint*; *fml

  5. JebJeb
    JebJeb
    January 16, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Best way to leave a scene.

  6. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    January 16, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    She respects Dorothy so much she’s giving a double salute, with one finger to show she’s number 1.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 16, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      But one on each hand to show that she’s #2 as She, AMAZI-GIRL is #1.

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        January 16, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

        As Dorothy gets drenched with #1.

  7. Lucas
    Lucas
    January 16, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Yeah! Go Amber! You totally won’t fall off that bus!

  8. Bill
    Bill
    January 16, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    She’s #1!!!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 16, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

      IT WAS HER CAPE, MR. KRABS! SHE WAS NUMBER ONE!!!

  9. HAB
    HAB
    January 16, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    I feel so live

    • LiaHansen
      LiaHansen
      January 16, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Such adrenaline.

      • Thasvaddef
        Thasvaddef
        January 16, 2014 at 7:04 am | #

        So Amazi

        • Tenn
          Tenn
          January 16, 2014 at 9:32 am | #

          Many awesome

          • Thanks, I'll Have Another!
            Thanks, I'll Have Another!
            January 16, 2014 at 10:00 am | #

            Wow

            • Lokitsu
              Lokitsu
              January 16, 2014 at 4:05 pm | #

              Die all of you. And your little Doge too.

              • Shade
                Shade
                January 16, 2014 at 7:10 pm | #

                Much death.

                • Opus the Poet
                  Opus the Poet
                  January 16, 2014 at 11:40 pm | #

                  Mike avatar is strangely appropriate to this comment.

  10. Pope William T Wodium
    Pope William T Wodium
    January 16, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Stay classy, Amber.

    • WaveRocker
      WaveRocker
      January 16, 2014 at 12:47 am | #

      She always does

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      April 14, 2015 at 10:00 pm | #

      Stay classy, Amazi-Girl

  11. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    January 16, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Amazi-Girl has weather control powers!

  12. Sageress
    Sageress
    January 16, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    I don’t know how to feel about this

    • nothri
      nothri
      January 16, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      If you don’t know, you currently feel confused about this. Hope that helped.

      • Sageress
        Sageress
        January 16, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

        Thanks doc

        • nothri
          nothri
          January 16, 2014 at 9:54 am | #

          No problem. Now, will you be paying via insurance or out of pocket?

  13. Dorsilus
    Dorsilus
    January 16, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    I haven’t felt this happy at DoA in a long time. Does this mean shit’s about to get super real?

    • Sageress
      Sageress
      January 16, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Probably.

      • LiaHansen
        LiaHansen
        January 16, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

        Life is suffering, especially in webcomics.

      • Sammie1053
        Sammie1053
        January 16, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        Here’s hoping Blaine isn’t driving that truck.

        • Sageress
          Sageress
          January 16, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

          It’s actually Ethan. Blaine and Danny are in the back, using Amber’s transformers as firewood for an impromptu computer-roasting.

          • Sammie1053
            Sammie1053
            January 16, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

            Meanwhile due to a horrid misunderstanding Joyce is lobbying to get a campus ordinance passed that forbids digital spider killing.

            • Mr K
              Mr K
              January 16, 2014 at 11:22 am | #

              And Sal has won the lottery, and gotten a harem. Dina’s part of it.

              • OmegaZato
                OmegaZato
                January 16, 2014 at 4:36 pm | #

                I may be missing the point but:how could the last situation be a bad one?

  14. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    January 16, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Amazi-Girl ‘rains’ over you mere mortals. 😛

    • Vibbles
      Vibbles
      January 16, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      She is, truely, a perfect storm of heroism.

      • nothri
        nothri
        January 16, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

        Weather she is a true champion or not remains to be seen, but her precipitation in fighting crime is still worth thunderous applause.

        • KingMabel
          KingMabel
          January 16, 2014 at 1:15 am | #

          Let us shower her with adoration and her own toy line!

          • Usayasha
            Usayasha
            January 16, 2014 at 2:21 am | #

            All hail Amazi-Girl!

            • Spoon
              Spoon
              January 16, 2014 at 5:09 am | #

              Fog-et about Amazi-Girl, I think you mean Amazi-Gale.

              • Andrusi
                Andrusi
                January 16, 2014 at 7:49 am | #

                Oh, great, another one of these pun threads for me to try to figure out how to precipitate in.

                • Charlie Spencer
                  Charlie Spencer
                  January 16, 2014 at 12:30 pm | #

                  You dew have a point.

                • Cragalanch
                  Cragalanch
                  January 16, 2014 at 7:36 pm | #

                  Cragalanch doesn’t have the foggiest idea what you’re talking about

  15. John
    John
    January 16, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh yeah, definitely picturing her doing her victory dance now.

  16. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    January 16, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    It almost looks like Amazi-girl is losing her belt.

  17. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    January 16, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    But can she set fire to the rain too!?

    • Sageress
      Sageress
      January 16, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      “That’s not a pun! It’s an empty reference!”

      • nothri
        nothri
        January 16, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

        Well…I’ve seen fire. And I’ve seen rain. I’ve seen sunny days I thought would never end. I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend. But I just thought I’d get this song stuck in your head.

        • Sageress
          Sageress
          January 16, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

          Luckily I’m not familiar with that song, so HA.

          • nothri
            nothri
            January 16, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

            Well, that’s just a damn dirty shame, that is. Fortunately, I have a solution:

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPz5ML_XIQ0

        • Just Cheeto Dust
          Just Cheeto Dust
          January 16, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

          First line: thought of Lauryn Hill.
          Second line: James Taylor
          Third line: got distracted when the Steam client told me that Nidhogg finished downloading. Can’t wait to half-ass playing that when I remember to refresh this page for new comments.

          TL;DR: Trolling with music foiled by waning attention span. Where the hell did this Haribo bag come from?

          • John
            John
            January 16, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

            Am I dating myself if I admit that I first thought of Sluggy Freelance?

            • Evil Midnight Lurker
              Evil Midnight Lurker
              January 16, 2014 at 5:44 am | #

              Me too.

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          January 16, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

          Okay, I got the reference without the video link, and I like this song a lot, but I STILL did not need to have it on loop in my head tonight.

        • ninja_jesus
          ninja_jesus
          January 16, 2014 at 3:10 am | #

          I know that song, but it’s just not an earworm that’ll stick in my head. Sorry. 😛

  18. The Meek Ninja
    The Meek Ninja
    January 16, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Now comes the standard issue cartoon gag where Amber gets clonked by the bus going into a tunnel.

    • itachi_0501
      itachi_0501
      January 16, 2014 at 1:14 pm | #

      Exactly. Except…she seems to be Westbound on 10th, and there is no tunnel in that direction–unless that bus happens to be passing under either the Fee Ln or Indiana Avenue…but then, those both have fairly high clearance…. #townietoolong 😀

  19. Jay Eff
    Jay Eff
    January 16, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Superheroes are sure rude these days…

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 16, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      She probably actually learned that from Lois Lane.

      • Just Cheeto Dust
        Just Cheeto Dust
        January 16, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

        Or she read Oglaf three weeks ago.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          January 16, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

          But Oglaf is just once a week…

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            January 16, 2014 at 10:42 am | #

            I the intervening time she had some very important spiders to kill and didn’t get around to reading it.

  20. Sageress
    Sageress
    January 16, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    No seriously Amber that’s not safe at least sit down

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 16, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      Better hope there aren’t any low hanging stoplights or bridges coming up.

      • Sageress
        Sageress
        January 16, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        I admit it’d be funny though

    • LiaHansen
      LiaHansen
      January 16, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      Especially now that it’s raining. You are being very irresponsible, young lady.

  21. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    January 16, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    If only she had a third arm that came out of her chest…

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      January 16, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      Thus proving that AG was a robot which explains all of her near-superhuman feats.

      • Sageress
        Sageress
        January 16, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

        That’d actually be really cool.

      • masterofbones
        masterofbones
        January 16, 2014 at 12:26 pm | #

        “near”

  22. Keroshino
    Keroshino
    January 16, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    DOUBLE DEUCE!!!!

  23. Sammie1053
    Sammie1053
    January 16, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    She went from classy dignified adversary to entertainingly arrogant ass in 3 seconds flat.
    That’s an academy record That was fast.

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      January 16, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      If this was the movie “This Is The End”, the salute would have gotten her the blue beam of light lifting her to heaven, while the double birds would have dropped her back down, like Franco’s character. (I think it was Franco)

      • Sammie1053
        Sammie1053
        January 16, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

        For sure. The real question is, who’s the cannibal group leader waiting below to bite her face off?
        And yes, that was Franco. I’d describe that movie as “marginally entertaining”.

  24. Regalli
    Regalli
    January 16, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Gotta admit, that is impressive. Well-played, Amber. Well-played.

  25. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    January 16, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Wouldn’t it funny if it turned out that the truck wasn’t going to stop for a couple of hundred miles until it reaches a truck stop in another state?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 16, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Only if this truck managed to not hit a single red light until it gets to that state.

      • Sageress
        Sageress
        January 16, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

        The truck might not, but Amber’s going to hit several things if she doesn’t get down.

        • Just Cheeto Dust
          Just Cheeto Dust
          January 16, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

          She’ll get down soon enough.

          • Sageress
            Sageress
            January 16, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

            you are a god

    • Sammie1053
      Sammie1053
      January 16, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      That would be hilarious. Then again it’s going down what appears to be a suburban street, so chances are even if it’s headed for the freeway it’ll hit a traffic light or stop sign first.
      No pun intended.

      • Stephen Bierce
        Stephen Bierce
        January 16, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        No, it’ll have to slow down because it’s behind a city bus that’s about to pick up a lion.

        • John
          John
          January 16, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

          Impossible. That bus never comes.

      • Random832
        Random832
        January 16, 2014 at 7:36 am | #

        Heh. “Freeway”. It’s 30 miles to the nearest freeway.

        • itachi_0501
          itachi_0501
          January 16, 2014 at 1:22 pm | #

          Hey, there are parts of 37 that are unregulated! I mean, sure, there are traffic lights on 37…but only, like, THREE. That’s less than seven….though slightly more than one, if memory serves…. 🙂

    • Just Cheeto Dust
      Just Cheeto Dust
      January 16, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Personally, I’d be more upset if it wasn’t moving away from the rain.

      And don’t trucks have to stop at weigh stations before crossing state lines?

  26. hinoteoni
    hinoteoni
    January 16, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    It’s good to be Amazi-Girl

  27. ShadowWing Tronix
    ShadowWing Tronix
    January 16, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    She seemed to earn a bit of respect from Dorothy…until she double-flipped her off. Not that I don’t sympathize with Amber/Amazi-Girl mind you.

  28. ironbillie
    ironbillie
    January 16, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Got to hate those out of nowhere downpour we get in the Midwest.

    • Bill
      Bill
      January 16, 2014 at 1:04 am | #

      Dorothy Btfsplk.

  29. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    January 16, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    What I learned today: Leaving bolt cutters up in the sky causes rainfall. Who knew?

  30. Equuizzicals
    Equuizzicals
    January 16, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Flipping the double bird while riding off on the top of a truck…
    GUYS. I FIGURED IT OUT. AMAZIGIRL IS STEVE AUSTIN.

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      January 16, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

      Only if it’s a beer truck.

  31. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    January 16, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Indiana Rain keeps pourin’ down…
    …with the rain in my shoes–Searching for you!
    In the cold Indiana Rain!
    –apologies to the King 🙂

  32. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    January 16, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    I have never been more attracted to Amazi-girl than I am right now.

    • zach
      zach
      January 16, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      I felt a twitch.

    • Just Cheeto Dust
      Just Cheeto Dust
      January 16, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

      (Self-)ship at full mast!

  33. Frogger
    Frogger
    January 16, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    To quote one of my favorite lines from one of my favorite Let’s Players:

    “See you later, fuckers!” Matt, Two Best Friends Play

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      January 16, 2014 at 1:12 am | #

      Yay…Two Best Friends Play – Persona 4 FTW

      I also like the “Two Best Sisters” version! 😀

  34. Claire
    Claire
    January 16, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    Must stop staying up late to catch the new strip… BUT HOW COULD I NOT WHEN THIS CHASE SCENE WAS SO EPIC.

    • Sammie1053
      Sammie1053
      January 16, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      We need to form DOAA, Dumbing Of Age Anonymous… or maybe just Willis Comics Anonymous. WCA is a lot smoother-sounding abbreviation even though i get the feeling it’s the abbreviation for some sort of early 20th century nativist political party.

      • Claire
        Claire
        January 16, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

        We can all meet at the Y (because YWCA/YMCA duh) and meetings would consist of trust circles and chanting “Damn you Willis” as catharsis.

  35. Aizat
    Aizat
    January 16, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    Stay classy, Amber.

  36. TheStranger
    TheStranger
    January 16, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    “…this wave is mine.”

  37. Leon
    Leon
    January 16, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    Let’s see if that smug smile lasts once she’s in Tulsa.

  38. Durandal_1707
    Durandal_1707
    January 16, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    I don’t think that’s rain. Probably what happened is that the truck drove through a puddle and splashed all over her, as trucks are wont to do.

    • nothri
      nothri
      January 16, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      With Dorothy’s luck, a sewer line just burst off camera.

    • Knightsky
      Knightsky
      January 16, 2014 at 5:41 pm | #

      It’s rain. the future says so (spoilers of a minor sort, if you care):

      http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/65551148161/dumbingofage-weather-finally-comes-to-dumbing

      http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/65698217011/dumbingofage-january-20

  39. nothri
    nothri
    January 16, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

    Okay, cool. Now as long as Danny isn’t out driving drunk somewhere that truck should be a pretty safe place to be.

    • LiaHansen
      LiaHansen
      January 16, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

      Awww

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      January 16, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

      REFERENCES

  40. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    January 16, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

    ….dude, Walky totally mentioned it being cloudy a few days ago. XD

    But yeah, Amber, that’s just going to make her want to catch you more.

  41. Juliecat
    Juliecat
    January 16, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

    Best strip ever. It’s all downhill from here, David.

    • LS
      LS
      January 16, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

      This man speaks the truth.

      • LS
        LS
        January 16, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

        Or, not man, as the case may be.

    • Al Schroeder
      Al Schroeder
      January 16, 2014 at 10:53 am | #

      We should end the strip here, on a high note.

  42. FatLilPancake
    FatLilPancake
    January 16, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

    Ok, this did make me literally laugh out loud. Bless you, Willis.

  43. NoHeart
    NoHeart
    January 16, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

    Thank you Willis, i needed this

  44. MM
    MM
    January 16, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

    And thus, Amber’s Bad Day has been passed to a new victim. Good luck, Dorothy! You’re gonna need it.

  45. nothri
    nothri
    January 16, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

    Okay, Dorothy is probably gonna be mad, Walky. Time to bust out something poetic, like how the rain is what defines her form and how we are beautiful but life is ugly and….eh, never mind. That sounds way too cheesy for you.

    • Tom T.
      Tom T.
      January 16, 2014 at 8:07 am | #

      I had the same thought, that Dorothy will be snarling at Walky next.

  46. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    January 16, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

    Oh, no. The rain from the future!

  47. ridtom
    ridtom
    January 16, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

    This put a smile on my face. And I just broke ankle today too! Thanks Amazi-Girl!

  48. GoSpeedRumpist
    GoSpeedRumpist
    January 16, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

    It’s nice to see Amber occasionally show the influence Mike has had on her life.

  49. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    January 16, 2014 at 12:50 am | #

    It’s a bird! It’s . . . another bird!! It’s Amazi-Girl!!!

    • Bill
      Bill
      January 16, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

      I just hope she had a license to fly those birds.

  50. Bill
    Bill
    January 16, 2014 at 12:51 am | #

    OK, quick question to clear up the continuity.  Walky had been holding both the shoe and the Transformer when he and Dorothy initially confronted Amazi-Girl, but during the pursuit his hands are empty — so it is reasonable to believe that he dropped them when the chase began.  We did see Amazi-Girl pick up the Transformer; can we then assume (even though it was not shown) that she was able to retrieve the shoe as well?

    • Blue Dragon
      Blue Dragon
      January 16, 2014 at 5:21 am | #

      The smart plan is to not get the shoe, and buy new ones in town after she hitches a ride to somewhere that sells shoes. If she retrieved the shoe, Dorothy could theoretically spot the shoe on Amber’s feet at a later time.

      Whether Amber is “Batman smart” is an open question. Whether she can afford to buy new shoes casually is another open question. (“Batman rich”? …nah, you don’t need to be as rich as that.) I suppose she could do something nice for Billie. She hands out 20 dollar bills as a way of saying thank you. (Just how she was raised.)

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        January 16, 2014 at 10:52 am | #

        The problem with that is until you buy the shoes you’re walking around in your Amazi-boots, or maybe the full costume since she hinted that her lost items were why she hadn’t already changed back. Amazi-girl casually buying new shoes would probably taint your new shoes too from a ‘people know these are mine’ perspective.

        The better approach would be to have grabbed the shoe, switch to your Amber costume, and then buy more shoes. Or not, depending on exactly how common that style of shoes are. Or how many dozen pairs you have stowed away already in your room. (She’s female so she’s allowed to have more than the one pair.)

        • Thomas
          Thomas
          January 16, 2014 at 1:32 pm | #

          Or the Dumbiverse could be akin to the Watchmen universe – where literally *everybody* wears the same shoes – to prevent the reader from correctly guessing the identity of the killer.

  51. Robin
    Robin
    January 16, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

    I’d buy a poster of Amazi-Girl saluting, without hesitation. It would mean I’d have three posters on my wall featuring Amber, but I don’t care! (I’m wild like that.)

  52. KingMabel
    KingMabel
    January 16, 2014 at 1:14 am | #

    I thought it never rained in Southern California…

    • DanMan9820
      DanMan9820
      January 16, 2014 at 1:29 am | #

      This is in Indiana. What made you think it was in California?

      • Leonou
        Leonou
        January 16, 2014 at 4:13 am | #

        Every sitcom and Hollywood movie i’ve ever watch have taken me to the conclusion that all pieces of entertainment share southern California’s weather.

        • The Candyman
          The Candyman
          January 16, 2014 at 7:48 am | #

          Even the ones set in Seattle.

    • Pyre Dynasty
      Pyre Dynasty
      January 16, 2014 at 5:27 pm | #

      I’m not going to believe that that’s real rain without evidence. Rain doesn’t just happen, we need at least three strips of nothing but ominous clouds before I will suspend my rain disbelief. Maybe the basketball team was walking by after a particularly sweaty practice. Ever hear of sprinklers? Maybe it’s just a metaphorical image of the way Dorothy is feeling. I’m sorry Willis but I just don’t buy rain. Not that I’m weatherist or anything, precipitation like that has to be justified. You can’t just go boop, there’s a rainstorm, that’s tokenism.
      (Although on a serious note I’m quite worried about Amazi-girl standing on a moving truck in the rain. It’s probably slippery up there, I know she’s all kinds of awesome, I just worry sometimes.)

  53. Baker
    Baker
    January 16, 2014 at 1:35 am | #

    That was a MacGyver salute, because she had a MacGyver item in her utility belt that creates rain clouds.

  54. horrorshow88
    horrorshow88
    January 16, 2014 at 1:41 am | #

    For as shitty as Amber’s day has been, she deserves this victory. However short-lived it may be.

  55. Historyman68
    Historyman68
    January 16, 2014 at 1:41 am | #

    She flipped the Amazi-Bird.

  56. Alex Stritar
    Alex Stritar
    January 16, 2014 at 1:47 am | #

    Amazi-girl’s bird flips also flips the clowds. Superpower confirmed.

  57. OkamiKing
    OkamiKing
    January 16, 2014 at 1:56 am | #

    What kind of superhero flips off the civilian?

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      January 16, 2014 at 2:17 am | #

      The “Kick-Ass” kind?

    • Gargamel
      Gargamel
      January 16, 2014 at 7:54 am | #

      An obnoxiously sane one, for now…

    • Marc in MN
      Marc in MN
      January 16, 2014 at 9:31 pm | #

      There are probably civilians who deserve it. Why, I bet Spider-Man has saved people from falling with a well-placed web…only to have said civilian complain about how they’ll never get the webbing off their good jacket. 😉

  58. Jordan
    Jordan
    January 16, 2014 at 2:12 am | #

    Classy Amber…very classy.

  59. Zhil
    Zhil
    January 16, 2014 at 2:37 am | #

    Pretty much this: http://i.imgur.com/SdJSS9q.gif

  60. Yarrr
    Yarrr
    January 16, 2014 at 2:38 am | #

    Cue ‘ A team theme’

    Now that’s an exit. Go Amber!

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      January 16, 2014 at 8:20 am | #

      I love it when a plan comes together!

  61. Parsonator64
    Parsonator64
    January 16, 2014 at 2:49 am | #

    This not what I expected to happen. In retrospect, that’s good, I like Amber.

  62. Horrible Person
    Horrible Person
    January 16, 2014 at 2:50 am | #

    Glad to see she’s smiling. Also, I’d bet anything that the only person that’s currently being rained on is Dorothy.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      January 16, 2014 at 10:54 am | #

      Given those wide crazy eyes, I’m not sure I’d call that smile “good”.

      Panel 1: Sayanora, suckers!
      Panel 3: Because I’m better than you all! Wahahahahaha!!

  63. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    January 16, 2014 at 3:22 am | #

    And now, she rides off into the sunset atop a speeding truck, like a modern Lone Ranger. Hi-ho, Optimus! Awaaaaaaay!

  64. Leonou
    Leonou
    January 16, 2014 at 4:16 am | #

    All my internets to whoever will be the first using panel 4 as his new gravatar.

    • Thasvaddef
      Thasvaddef
      January 16, 2014 at 7:21 am | #

      Gimme

    • Thasvaddef
      Thasvaddef
      January 16, 2014 at 7:33 am | #

      G¡mme

      • Mr. Random
        Mr. Random
        January 16, 2014 at 8:50 am | #

        Never gets.

  65. Pjotroos
    Pjotroos
    January 16, 2014 at 4:43 am | #

    Man, as good as the art was in the chase scene, I’m glad it’s over. Talk about decompressed storytelling when all the other things wait for their resolution :p

  66. Phlebas
    Phlebas
    January 16, 2014 at 6:19 am | #

    I don’t want to sound critical, but shouldn’t she be looking where she’s going?

    • Crumplepunch
      Crumplepunch
      January 16, 2014 at 6:53 am | #

      In Walkyverse, bridge crosses you!

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        January 16, 2014 at 1:35 pm | #

        That’s a GREAT avatar, Crumplepunch!

        • Crumplepunch
          Crumplepunch
          January 16, 2014 at 2:33 pm | #

          I get that a lot.

  67. Genera
    Genera
    January 16, 2014 at 6:51 am | #

    That is just the best hover text. Starting my day off great. Thanks Willis! Wait… am I allowed to say that or can he only be damned?

  68. UnspeakableAnger
    UnspeakableAnger
    January 16, 2014 at 7:14 am | #

    Ok, Amber needed that win. Thank you, Willis.

  69. Random832
    Random832
    January 16, 2014 at 7:28 am | #

    Can someone who knows something about the IU campus figure out what direction that truck is going in?

  70. hof1991
    hof1991
    January 16, 2014 at 7:31 am | #

    Well, that makes t clear that AG isn’t Batman, though she may be one of the Robins or a TMNT. No Justice League membership for her.

    This will also cement Dorothy as her nemesis. Dot may have dropped it after a satisfying chase, but not after this failure.

    A fulfilling joint venture with Walky might have led to something of mutual benefit, but her current bitter frustration doesn’t bode well for Walky’s chances.

    • Gargamel
      Gargamel
      January 16, 2014 at 7:58 am | #

      Really? I think she could easily be a young Batman throwing one of the Red Hood gang off a bridge.

    • GarethGillatt
      GarethGillatt
      January 16, 2014 at 5:11 pm | #

      I was just thinking that hof but what would Dorothy’s monkier be The Questioner?

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        January 16, 2014 at 8:57 pm | #

        “The Skeptic”.

  71. beege
    beege
    January 16, 2014 at 8:03 am | #

    Does anyone else think that AG is alienating Dorothy unnecessarily? Dorothy seemed to start out thinking she was pretty cool.

    Not so much now, I’m guessing.

    • JohnnyO
      JohnnyO
      January 16, 2014 at 6:01 pm | #

      Eh, screw what Dorothy thinks.

  72. Estron
    Estron
    January 16, 2014 at 8:17 am | #

    Let’s see if Walky has acquired the presence of mind to suggest that Dorothy and he “get outta these wet clothes before we catch pneumonia . . . .”

  73. Josh
    Josh
    January 16, 2014 at 8:26 am | #

    AG in this strip reminds me of what happened with the high school hockey player up north who got replaced by the sophmore on his team. On senior night (he was goalie) he took the puck, scored against his own team then walked off the rink pausing only to turn around, salute the coaches, and flip them the double fingers.

  74. Corsair114
    Corsair114
    January 16, 2014 at 8:32 am | #

    Oh thank god I finished my coffee before reading this comic. I’d need a new laptop if I hadn’t!

  75. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    January 16, 2014 at 10:09 am | #

    Panel 4 needs to be a book cover at some point.

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      January 16, 2014 at 1:37 pm | #

      But so does panel 2. Front and back covers to book 4?

  76. Arkantos
    Arkantos
    January 16, 2014 at 10:09 am | #

    Ha! This made me laugh harder than anything Willis has made in a while.

  77. Alexx
    Alexx
    January 16, 2014 at 11:48 am | #

    Here’s your plan, Dorothy: Look for the person with about that build and hair color the next day who is ALSO limping around and DEAD TIRED.

    …yeah yeah, that’ll be about impossible at a college, but it wouldn’t hurt to keep an eye out.

  78. Pat Myers
    Pat Myers
    January 16, 2014 at 12:14 pm | #

    Awesomeness corrupts.

    • Joebo
      Joebo
      January 16, 2014 at 6:16 pm | #

      …and absolute awesomeness corrupts awesomely.

  79. Angel
    Angel
    January 16, 2014 at 12:30 pm | #

    isn’t amazigirl going to get rained on too? actually I wouldn’t want to be on the roof of a truck in the pouring rain.

  80. Mr K
    Mr K
    January 16, 2014 at 1:01 pm | #

    Dorothy will become a supervillain to get Amber out.

  81. SDGlyph
    SDGlyph
    January 16, 2014 at 1:24 pm | #

    May I – on this, the occasion of the happiest / most awesomest DoA sequence I can bring to mind – may I just get in a pre-emptive “DAMN YOU WILLIS!!!” at the inevitable mood whiplash with which we are about to be afflicted?

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      January 16, 2014 at 1:42 pm | #

      Mood whiplash? Let’s see. Dorothy & Walky are both drenched & will need to change clothes. Maybe a hot shower. Why not together? Nope, I don’t see any problems for the near future.

      – Oh, I guess you mean for Amber. Yeah, I’m afraid that will suck.

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        January 16, 2014 at 1:45 pm | #

        Really, am I the only person jumping ahead to this conclusion about a soon occurring need to change clothes?

        • Estron
          Estron
          January 16, 2014 at 5:05 pm | #

          Not even the first. My comment on that subject
          appeared between 8 and 9 this morning

          • Thomas
            Thomas
            January 16, 2014 at 5:55 pm | #

            But even so, we seem the only two people who felt the need to comment on the prospect of weather-enabled hanky-panky. Which is far less than I expected.

    • Arkantos
      Arkantos
      January 16, 2014 at 4:32 pm | #

      So do you mean Amber getting knocked off by a traffic light, or something of that nature?

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        January 16, 2014 at 5:01 pm | #

        More like the double emotional punch of Blaine worming his way back into her life via Danny & Danny’s unknowing betrayal of her trust.

  82. cjg293
    cjg293
    January 16, 2014 at 1:57 pm | #

    Dorothy confirmed for Vicky Vale

  83. moby
    moby
    January 16, 2014 at 3:01 pm | #

    *glomps Amber* EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  84. xKiv
    xKiv
    January 16, 2014 at 3:22 pm | #

    Two fingers.
    The promise of some ups (plural) has been fulfiled.

  85. Tealjoy
    Tealjoy
    January 16, 2014 at 5:36 pm | #

    This was funny, but I hope she can safely get down from that truck.

  86. Shanunu
    Shanunu
    January 16, 2014 at 8:06 pm | #

    Well, when all else fails, Amber is STILL an MMO player. They are not good sports about victory. At least I’m not.

  87. chris73
    chris73
    January 16, 2014 at 8:32 pm | #

    Just when I think amazi-girl can’t get any more amazing she manages to top it, well done Mr Willis

  88. quietlythundering
    quietlythundering
    January 17, 2014 at 3:39 pm | #

    Perfect XD

  89. Akahane
    Akahane
    March 10, 2015 at 2:37 am | #

    That is a FAB salute.

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