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by David M Willis on March 25, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - I Was a Teenage Churchmouse
└ Tags: amber, ruth

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  1. The Meek Ninja
    The Meek Ninja
    March 25, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Keep at it Ruth. You’ll get it down one day!

    • Megatron
      Megatron
      March 25, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      She should have it down now! She had two whole weeks of training!

      • Dean
        Dean
        March 25, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

        Including an instructional video!

      • Ivan
        Ivan
        March 25, 2014 at 9:53 am | #

        Offer her IMmoral support! Tongue-lash her now!!

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    March 25, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    “I just want you to know I’m here if you need me and are those Mario bedsheets just what the hell’s wrong with you?”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 25, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      I swear to god if that’s a pokemon walkthrough manual on your desk…THE INTERNET EXISTS!!! WHY WOULD YOU NEED THIS?

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        March 25, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

        I almost bought one of those this very weekend.

        I just got myself a 3DS and downloaded the free Pokemon game promotion they had (still have?) going on. I’m not actually a Pokemon fan, but free is exactly the right price to get me to try it again.

        Saw a walkthough book at the store and actually carried it around for like 10 minutes before I realized this is 2014 and what in God’s name am I thinking?

        • jaimehlers
          jaimehlers
          March 25, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

          I finally got rid of my old strategy guides, for that matter.

        • Historyman68
          Historyman68
          March 25, 2014 at 12:47 am | #

          Books don’t need batteries or wifi.

          • Samuel Erkison
            Samuel Erkison
            March 25, 2014 at 6:55 am | #

            @Historyman68
            Sure, but you can’t ctrl-f a dead tree book.

            • Jostikas
              Jostikas
              March 29, 2014 at 8:58 am | #

              Sure you can. It’s called an index.

              • Jostikas
                Jostikas
                March 29, 2014 at 9:01 am | #

                BWAHAHA!.. sorry… I just realised the percentage of times the index has been useful is way below 50 in my own experience. Though I do like to have some dead tree books for studying… bookmarks work really intuitively in their OS.

        • Zephyr, God of the West Wind
          Zephyr, God of the West Wind
          March 25, 2014 at 10:39 pm | #

          Those things are always filled with inaccuracies anyways.

          • Hawkwing
            Hawkwing
            March 26, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

            And people say there were no errors back when we couldn’t patch after release….

      • GoogerGeiger
        GoogerGeiger
        March 25, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

        “Speaking of which, what the hell is that on your laptop? Does that say… Iron Man/Captain America slashfic?!”

        • JeffEpp
          JeffEpp
          March 25, 2014 at 1:54 am | #

          Now, if it was Blackwidow/Spider-Woman/Mockingbird, that would catch her interest.

        • Tori
          Tori
          March 25, 2014 at 9:03 am | #

          Mmm, do want.

      • newllend
        newllend
        March 25, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

        Pokemon walkthrough manual the hell, people still use those!?

        • Marisa Mockery
          Marisa Mockery
          March 25, 2014 at 2:22 am | #

          What’s better is they think the game is so complicated that they’ve decided to issue it in two parts, so you have to spend FORTY dollars to get the entire walkthrough with Pokedex. My friend who collects them complained bitterly about this.

      • capughe
        capughe
        March 25, 2014 at 9:06 am | #

        Strategy guides are pretty though… I haven’t forked out cash for one in eons, but I would buy it just because it’s pretty.

      • Soozi
        Soozi
        March 25, 2014 at 2:00 pm | #

        Am I the only one who likes having the manual? I don’t always have internet access, and I love having all the information in front of me…

        Then again I usually get the manual after I’ve already completed the first run of the game, so I can go back and get it 100%. I also buy used textbooks to read for fun, even in classes I’m not currently taking.

        Oh my god I think I’m Hermione Granger.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          March 25, 2014 at 4:26 pm | #

          “It’s NidoRIno, not NiDORino.”

          • GreatContagion
            GreatContagion
            March 26, 2014 at 3:55 am | #

            Hot damn that is the best comment I’ve read this week.

  3. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    March 25, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Who else will protect us all from those damned RPG money spiders if Amber doesn’t?

    • nothri
      nothri
      March 25, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      So really Amazigirl is just an unplugged version of what Amber does constantly

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 25, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

        Pretty much and as a bonus, whenever she defeats an enemy IRL, they also drop things like money and other random things.

        • newllend
          newllend
          March 25, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

          Like all kinds of healing orbs and a item that really part of a 15 piece item that can only be made by one dude all the way on the other side of the level. That basically what online RPG are like.

          • Zephyr, God of the West Wind
            Zephyr, God of the West Wind
            March 25, 2014 at 10:41 pm | #

            Not WoW. Only Monks get healing orbs in WoW.

        • asmcint
          asmcint
          March 25, 2014 at 12:52 am | #

          Entirely unrelated: Do you have a link to the full version of that gravatar? 0.o

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            March 25, 2014 at 5:23 am | #

            I know that I found the pic my grav was originally based on on one of the ‘boorus a few years ago, it’s Asuka(Evangelion) with a new hairstyle and glasses.

            • GreatContagion
              GreatContagion
              March 26, 2014 at 3:57 am | #

              But not much else. HEYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
              *highfive*

        • 3oranges
          3oranges
          March 25, 2014 at 12:52 am | #

          That would be nice. Instead what we’ve seen is that when she encounters them, she gets new cutscenes.

        • Legasher
          Legasher
          March 25, 2014 at 2:32 pm | #

          Unfortunately, when the tables turn and she is forced to flee, she also drops items… like transformers and Amazi-condoms.

        • Arkadi
          Arkadi
          March 25, 2014 at 3:12 pm | #

          No, that was in Scott Pilgrim.

  4. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    March 25, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    The best thing about Ruth is that she knows when she’s being a jerk.

    • asmcint
      asmcint
      March 25, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

      I’m not sure if a Mike gravatar makes that comment better or worse, but I know it affects it in some manner.

  5. Raine
    Raine
    March 25, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Hope this turns into an Amber helping Ruth out with Billie thingy.

  6. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    March 25, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Don’t be such a turbo dweeb! I mean…

    • newllend
      newllend
      March 25, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

      But dont we live in the turbo dweeb age? Everything is digitized.

  7. nothri
    nothri
    March 25, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Ruth seems…remarkably okay considering everything that happened last night. I hope that’s a good sign.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 25, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      Billie may be large, but the world doesn’t revolve around her.

      • capughe
        capughe
        March 25, 2014 at 9:05 am | #

        Does anyone else think they wouldn’t have noticed Billie is supposedly fat if Ruth never called her Lardo or Thunderthighs?

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          March 25, 2014 at 12:22 pm | #

          I still don’t consider her overweight. I just assumed Ruth picked what might insult a bodacious cheerleader.

        • BlackIo
          BlackIo
          March 25, 2014 at 2:38 pm | #

          To be fair, she was being drawn a lot smaller in her earlier appearances.

        • Zephyr, God of the West Wind
          Zephyr, God of the West Wind
          March 25, 2014 at 10:42 pm | #

          eh, she’s big, but not fat or anything.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 25, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      Maybe Ruth is just trying to forget her problems for a while by focusing on someone elses’.

      • nothri
        nothri
        March 25, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        Good guess. Really, I’m kind of proud of her, considering the big temptation would have been to deal with her problems the old fashioned drunken way.

      • Urzu725
        Urzu725
        March 25, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        “Sometimes the best way to solve your own problems is to help someone else.”

        -Uncle Iroh, Legend of Korra

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          March 25, 2014 at 1:40 am | #

          “Zuko, you must look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself.”
          – Prince Zuko as Uncle Iroh

          • Khrene
            Khrene
            March 25, 2014 at 3:02 am | #

            +! to the both of y’all!

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              March 25, 2014 at 5:25 am | #

              Is the ! a reference to Ruth’s shirt?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      March 25, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      She’s moved on. She found another full figured girl with glasses and family issues to latch onto, thank you very much.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 25, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

        But Marcie doesn’t have any family issues as fare as I know… =3

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          March 25, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

          And Dorothy is already dating Walky.

          • Doctor_Who
            Doctor_Who
            March 25, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

            Dorothy is fairly svelte, and of all the parents we’ve seen hers are the least awful.

            Ruth needs damaged goods with more to cuddle.

    • newllend
      newllend
      March 25, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

      We all know she’s going to move on and hook up with malaya

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 25, 2014 at 5:28 am | #

        Assuming Malaya becomes even a minor character in DoA, I like to think that she’s a robotics major secretly designing an artificial girlfriend which she calls Carla.

        • John
          John
          March 25, 2014 at 6:03 am | #

          But Malaya already is a minor character in DoA?

          Carla hasn’t appeared yet, but they’ve both been in preview panels from the middle of May.

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            March 25, 2014 at 12:26 pm | #

            Aw, that’s just a cameo walk-on, not a minor character… Yet.

  8. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    March 25, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    I play much games. Almost 7 games.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      March 25, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      much games
      so support
      very comfort

      • Shadow12000
        Shadow12000
        March 25, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

        wow

        • N0083rP00F
          N0083rP00F
          March 25, 2014 at 8:10 am | #

          Much excite
          many wow
          so fun
          no dice
          very Doge

          • Arkadi
            Arkadi
            March 25, 2014 at 3:14 pm | #

            I love you guys. It’s important that you know.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      March 25, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      My Steam library is beginning to get pretty turgid.

      I have made a vow not to buy any more until I make a dent in some of those. I figure I have until the Summer Sale, at which point it’s out of my hands.

      • Shadow12000
        Shadow12000
        March 25, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

        Dark Souls 2 looming eerily on the Steam Store’s main page for preorder…

      • Foxhack
        Foxhack
        March 25, 2014 at 1:06 am | #

        You mean the Easter sale. The one that’s about a month away.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        March 25, 2014 at 1:45 am | #

        Ye cats, I don’t get people who just buy Steam games and never play them. Okay, sure, I have some unplayed Steam games, but they were part of a (humble) bundle, and I have a 96% completion rate of the games I’ve played that have Achievements [still working on Bastion and DuckTales HD].

        [[also I have effectively no income to just blow on stuff I won’t play]]

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          March 25, 2014 at 1:47 am | #

          [in b4 arguments about supporting the devs [which is fine, do that all you like] or getting games on the cheap ’cause “you can’t afford NOT to buy them!”]

          http://thecastledoctrine.net/seedBlogs.php?action=display_post&post_id=jasonrohrer_1389812989_0&show_author=1&show_date=1

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            March 25, 2014 at 10:07 am | #

            Where did you get that Grav, if you don’t mind my asking?

        • StClair
          StClair
          March 25, 2014 at 2:52 am | #

          Because we’re conditioned to respond to bargains, and there’s some* possibility that if you don’t buy the game now that it might become unavailable at some time in the future.

          … did I say “we”?

          (* increasingly slim/remote in reality, in these days of Steam and GoG where stuff hardly if ever just vanishes forever, but old hoarding habits.)

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          March 25, 2014 at 8:41 am | #

          It’s always games I WANT to play, and will eventually, but don’t have time for just now because of work and life and such.

          If I know I want to play it, might as well pick it up when it’s $5 instead of $40. Spending $100 during a sale means I don’t have to buy another game all year.

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            March 25, 2014 at 2:57 pm | #

            Yeah, me too. I buy games very deliberately and still only “own” just under thirty [including, I confess, the free-for-Christmas L4D2]. Yes, I have a HUGE pile of point-and-click games stacked up waiting to be played, but not on Steam, because 1. there’s no public record of my hoarding/non-playing in that case, and 2. I actually OWN the games, so I can’t get bullshitted by DRM. [3. I can theoretically resell them if I don’t like any.] I feel like my Steam library can be comfortably ignored indefinitely, vs. being slightly motivated to get through a physical disc.

            I’m not saying it’s bad having a huge Steam library, especially to support devs, just that I don’t comprehend that desire myself. But then, I’m moving at the moment and de-cluttering is huge on my mind.

            • Jen Aside
              Jen Aside
              March 25, 2014 at 2:58 pm | #

              I’m also the type to pay full-price to support a game [or web comic, etc.] I like, though, even if it’s “punishing” myself as a fan, per the above link.

  9. BlackIo
    BlackIo
    March 25, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Give her some time. She’s still figuring this whole “interactions that don’t involve yelling at, threatening, or kissing people” thing.

    • nothri
      nothri
      March 25, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      And she only recently learned the difference between shoving and kissing.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 25, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

        I wonder if Dina know the difference.

        • Barf Ninjason
          Barf Ninjason
          March 25, 2014 at 1:15 am | #

          Dina’s gonna be all, “Oh, I am into hardcore velociraptor cosplay BDSM, didn’t you know?”

          • gangler
            gangler
            March 25, 2014 at 1:43 am | #

            Does her partner play the part of some dinosaur that velociraptors eat or the part of some human that hunts dinosaurs?

            • ninja_jesus
              ninja_jesus
              March 25, 2014 at 9:51 am | #

              Dina is the raptor.
              Her partner is her human prey.
              Prepare to be devoured.

            • Leorale
              Leorale
              March 25, 2014 at 12:30 pm | #

              Dina doesn’t strike me as the type who thinks anything is so wrong that it’s right — so, no dinosaurs/humans coexisting.

              • Leorale
                Leorale
                March 25, 2014 at 12:33 pm | #

                Wait dangit why am I imagining Dina’s sexual ideas Augh do not want.

                • GreatContagion
                  GreatContagion
                  March 26, 2014 at 4:02 am | #

                  Only the most appropriate of gravitars for that comment.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 25, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      I don’t know what you’re talking about. That’s how I treat everyone.

  10. newllend
    newllend
    March 25, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    You could have talked to after a floor meeting and you’re figuring this out damn people are slow in this comic.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 25, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      YOU’RE DANNING UP.

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      They’re slow for the sake of drama and story-telling.

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      “But the last floor meeting was like a YEAR ago!!”

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        “I don’t want to alarm anyone but I think we’re in some kind of time vortex because we should actually be just about graduating by now.’

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          “What are you talking about? School started about a month ago, right?”

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            March 25, 2014 at 1:09 am | #

            “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh”

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              This is the semester that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started studying, not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue studying forever just because…This is the semester that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started studying, not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue studying forever just because…

  11. someguywithakatana
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    March 25, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    I like that Ruth isn’t letting her personal drama get in the way of her RA stuff and generally being a nic-

    …

    compassio-

    …

    …

    Ruth is good people.

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      March 25, 2014 at 5:05 am | #

      Better than Horses. Horses are terrible people.

      • N0083rP00F
        N0083rP00F
        March 25, 2014 at 8:16 am | #

        Hay there now ……

      • David
        David
        March 25, 2014 at 12:16 pm | #

        Tell that to the Houyhnhnm.

  12. Jay Eff
    Jay Eff
    March 25, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    [HANK HILL]”Put down that Game Boy, Amber! You can’t spend your whole life with your nose in a Vidya Game! And put down that Fruit Pie!”[/HANK HILL]

    • SilverArrowArtemis
      SilverArrowArtemis
      March 25, 2014 at 1:28 am | #

      +1

  13. Regalli
    Regalli
    March 25, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    … Oh, Amber.

  14. MM
    MM
    March 25, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    Ouch. That last line.

  15. sps48
    sps48
    March 25, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    Is the alt-text written with the comic, or added later?

    • sps48
      sps48
      March 25, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      And of course I mean “hovertext”.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 25, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

        IIRC Willis does the hovertext with the comic releace but he has been known to change it on the release date.

        • sps48
          sps48
          March 25, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

          Thanks, Plas!

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            March 25, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

            You’re Welcome.

    • David Willis
      David M Willis
      March 25, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      This alt-text was written back in December.

      • Shadow12000
        Shadow12000
        March 25, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

        This is quite the large backlog saved up you have here.

  16. Fuzzydaemon
    Fuzzydaemon
    March 25, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    Amber is so used to abuse.

  17. bob99938
    bob99938
    March 25, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

    Well she is like me, except my RA and I hang out. Lots of videogames, and sometimes have to go to the library

  18. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    March 25, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

    Wait, what’s Amber talking abou-

    Oh.

  19. Jack Finch
    Jack Finch
    March 25, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

    This is what I love about Ruth. She’s self-aware and want’s to do the right thing.

  20. gangler
    gangler
    March 25, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

    Is Ruth going to join in on Dina’s lessons? It would be ever so wonderful if a progressively larger group started coming to Amber to learn social interactions.

  21. newllend
    newllend
    March 25, 2014 at 12:45 am | #

    Ruth: “Hey look I know your going through a ruff time and I just wanted to say that YOU’RE A FUCKING NERD AND EVERYBODY HATES YOU, no wait I’m sorry I mean that I’m hear for you and if you ever need someone to talk to YOU SHOULD GO OUT AND GET SOME FRIENDS AND A LIFE! no I mean (Damnit Ruth we’ve been over this)

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 25, 2014 at 5:34 am | #

      “I wouldn’t worry too much Ruth, just remember that the Earth is bi-polar too” 🙂

  22. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    March 25, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

    Is Ruth upset she’s condemning Amber because she says the latter lives in her room playing video games (and is being insulting when she’s trying to be nice) or that she’s an idiot for the fact Amber goes to floor meetings and Ruth is sounding stupid for both the above comment as well as her being hard to track down.

    • No Name
      No Name
      March 25, 2014 at 1:16 pm | #

      I think it’s a litle bit of both

  23. NF
    NF
    March 25, 2014 at 1:13 am | #

    I feel like David started writing this, launched into Ruth haranguing, then got about halfway through and then realized, oh yeah, I had her coming in here for a different purpose than to just be Ruth.

    Basically, I think the subtext of this comic is that this is how Willis’ creative process worked here.

    • David Willis
      David M Willis
      March 25, 2014 at 1:06 pm | #

      Guess again!

  24. GhostWriterL
    GhostWriterL
    March 25, 2014 at 1:16 am | #

    Pretty sure Ruth just realized she’s acting the same way Blaine would… or if she’s not thinking of him, the way her grandfather likely treats her and her brother.

  25. LiamAldam
    LiamAldam
    March 25, 2014 at 1:58 am | #

    “Go to the library.” anyone else catch that? That’s one of those clutch Spider-Man-Esque cover ups.

    • John
      John
      March 25, 2014 at 3:06 am | #

      I believe that was the library that she leaped off and zip-lined onto that moving truck.

  26. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    March 25, 2014 at 2:22 am | #

    And then Ruth looks in Amber’s eyes and realizes they’re not black dots, they’re actually amber!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 25, 2014 at 5:35 am | #

      …with mozzies engored with dinosaur blood trapped inside them.

      • Dr Paul
        Dr Paul
        March 25, 2014 at 7:49 am | #

        Don’t tell Dina about the dino blood or she will want to take them out to see.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        March 25, 2014 at 9:58 am | #

        Which explains why Dina is Amber’s roommate. She wants to study the dinosaurs trapped in Amber’s eyes!

  27. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    March 25, 2014 at 4:50 am | #

    Let’s offer moral support by berating who we’re conversing with for their life choices!!

    • Arkadi
      Arkadi
      March 25, 2014 at 3:17 pm | #

      Then let’s break their femurs!

  28. Random832
    Random832
    March 25, 2014 at 8:12 am | #

    Even given the assumption that she never leaves her room, why assume the time is spent on video games, rather than browsing the internet, or studying, or sleeping?

    • Mrimm
      Mrimm
      March 25, 2014 at 12:15 pm | #

      It sounds like Ruth’s asked around about Amber while trying to track her down. Perhaps she’s had a conversation with Ethan?

  29. Jen
    Jen
    March 25, 2014 at 8:38 am | #

    I really like the way you pace the story. Though I love all the crazy drama that you put in, having these calmer periods where we can catch our breath makes for great story flow. I think that’s part of how you’ve managed to take three years to convey a month, but it feels like the story is rolling right along at a good pace.

    Reading from Roomies through current work, it’s really amazing how much both your art and storytelling has grown. I’m curious, did your growth as an author come purely from practice or did you also do things like writing workshops or self-study/research of story structure, pacing, and such?

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      March 25, 2014 at 9:58 am | #

      Pretty standard story flow, really– periods of rising action, a climax, and then falling action.

      Rising action: Dorothy and Walky chase Amber (as Amazi-Girl) all over campus until she escapes on a truck in the rain
      Climax: Amber (still as Amazi-Girl) confronts her father and proceeds to beat him to a bloody pulp
      Falling action: Danny and Amber (unmasked) flee the scene and discuss her inner issues

      Coincidentally, Walky’s penis had a rising action, a climax, and a falling action in approximately the same timeframes.

      Yes, I wrote this post just to make that joke.

      • Mrimm
        Mrimm
        March 25, 2014 at 12:16 pm | #

        Worth it.

        • Maveric1984
          Maveric1984
          March 25, 2014 at 7:03 pm | #

          Penis jokes are always worth it.

    • David Willis
      David M Willis
      March 25, 2014 at 1:06 pm | #

      I’ve never taken a writing course. If I’m better, it’s probably because I’ve kept doing it every day for sixteen years.

  30. maxyai
    maxyai
    March 25, 2014 at 3:09 pm | #

    Breaking femurs… I mean moral support.

  31. :(
    :(
    March 25, 2014 at 3:11 pm | #

    It seems to be just about impossible to navigate your “It’s Walky” comics. The drop-down menu just sends me to a white page of code, the calendar links just send me to the first page every time, and the arrows to move along one comic at a time are really awkwardly placed and small 🙁

    Maybe it’s just because I’m browsing on a phone, but Shortpacked and Dumbing of Age work great.

    • David Willis
      David M Willis
      March 25, 2014 at 4:04 pm | #

      Yes, that is why I am putting them all on bringbackroomies.com.

  32. Eric D
    Eric D
    March 25, 2014 at 3:41 pm | #

    I remember being “supported” that morally by the parents before, oh those years of nonstop playing into madness, though it may have changed into webcomics drawing and reading now.

  33. JohnnyO
    JohnnyO
    March 25, 2014 at 4:58 pm | #

    In my freshman year I was never in the dorm and never went to floor meetings or any of those stupid dorm events, so my RA made me have a private meeting with her because she was “concerned.” I think she thought I was partying every night or something. Actually I was always at rehearsal and getting really involved with clubs and service with the rest of my free time.

  34. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    March 25, 2014 at 8:29 pm | #

    I kind of find it hilarious that Ruth is ripping into someone about their social skills. She’s like one of the most unlikable abrasive people in the world while Amber has friends.

    • John
      John
      March 25, 2014 at 10:00 pm | #

      Does she? Of all of Amber’s alleged friends, Dina is the only one who hasn’t been doing things that could not possibly be calculated to hurt Amber more. (Though, to be fair, Mike is probably the only one of them actually doing those calculations and deliberately acting on the results.) Maybe they’re friends, but with friends like these, who needs nemeses?

      Amber’s friends make Ruth’s fucked up dysfunctional relationship with Billie look good.

  35. fit-to-freak
    fit-to-freak
    March 25, 2014 at 9:43 pm | #

    At first I thought Amber was referring to the way her dad talked to her (which made me sad). But then I remembered this strip:
    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/02-uphill-from-here/amber/
    So now I’m thinking it possible she’s talking about Mike and Ethan? Which would be less depressing. I don’t know, what are other people’s thoughts?

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