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Dorothy will be a reproductive president…?
And thus, Dotty will be destined to become the first Atheist Pro-Life Feminist President. :3
lol if you think Dorothy would be pro-life
At the very least she might feel the need to create a baby boom to deal with the aging population.
“Will our president need to take time off?” We will find out next in bias news at 11
Suddenly World Peace has a downside.
Ah, but will President Dorothy need to take maternity leave? Will the Vice President take over her duties? For how long? And she’ll have her job when she returns from leave, right?
That’s the job of the vice president, to make sure the very idea of displacing the president is such a terrifying idea no one dares to try it.
Worked for Teddy Roosevelt.
STRICT SCHEDULING IS KEY!
Once you pop, the fun don’t stop.
So Dotty becomes a breeder? Malaya will become her rival for sure.
Does she leave the glasses on during sex because she’s in a hurry, or because glasses are totally hot?
Because if she took them off, Walky would have no idea who this blonde chick on top of him is.
Depending on how bad her eyes are it could be ’cause Walky’s totally hot.
Ok, I’m a dude, but I leave my glasses on during sex because I like being able to see what I’m doing. I’ve never been with a girl who also wore glasses, but I would expect them to wear them as well.
Male, been with a girl with glasses. We both took ours off. To not go horribly detailed: When one of you is leaning down, they begin slipping. Especially if you’re sweating.
This is not a good thing.
Yeah, they just end up falling off at the most inconvenient times. And when the kissing starts to get confused and intense, if both of you are wearing them, that can lead to collisions.
Yep. Tink!
…and now I’m imagining two gay guys “swordfighting”, complete with sound effects…
And now I’m imagining two gay guys “swordfighting” while quoting The Princess Bride…
“You are wonderful!”
“Thank you. I’ve worked hard to become so.”
“I admitted you are better than I am.”
“Then why are you smiling?”
“Because I know something you don’t know.”
“What’s that?”
“I am not left-handed!”
Glad I missed the movie AND your twist of imagination!!
I’m sorry, I’m trying to figure out what you’re saying and having trouble with it.
You’ve.. You’ve never seen Princess Bride?!
God, that’s right isn’t it..
All those great movies were never part some of your childhoods…
You poor, poor bastards..
And Kern has forever changed my perception of that movie!
What if she’s nearsighted?
Walky preforms another sex. And another.
Yeah, the novelty’s definitely wearing off, now…
That’s not the impression that I’m getting.
Hope they bought some more condoms or are they still using the amazi-ones?
They ran out of Amazi-condoms. Now they’re using Fantasti-condoms.
They got new ones. While condoms that render you immune to criticism are great confidence boosters when you’re new to this, if you stick with them how are you ever going to improve?
Either way, The Great and Powerful Willis has said that Dorothy is on the pill.
Plus, it’s not hard to get condoms for free on a college campus.
relevant?
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/04-the-bechdel-test/planned/
That was my assumption
I’m tempted to make that jingle… =|
[nah]
It’s his weenus / it’s his fire / and your desire…
My god.
Dorothy on Walkie atop
Burning like a caramel flame
Libido of unscheduled love
His weenus was insane
*Reads ALTTEXT* Reproductivity huh? mhmmmmmmm!
It’s not about having babies, it’s about being productive a second time!
The fall of Dorothy.
That’s one hell of a title-text callback!
Walky: The 15 Minute-Man.
Fifteen minutes eh? I know I lasted a very different amount of time when I was new to the thumpaspring. Perhaps Dorothy is good at teaching foreplay.
If Dorothy can save fifteen minutes by just “holding it”, I’m just trying to figure out what all she has to do when she takes a bathroom break.
The same thing as everyone else. Mobile games.
Reddit
These panels just hide too much! Will we ever find out exactly what are they supposed to like the IMU on?
Fazbook.
That’s where you go to get poked. Constantly.
And charts, don’t forget the charts.
Bookface, YourSpace, and Gaggle +
Titter
I’m imagining The Pursuit of Happiness with schedule sexy times.
Walky performs a sex 2: this time it’s personal.
followed by Walky performs a sex in space and Walky performs a beatdown of Freddy Kruger and then a fourth sex.
Walky Performs a Sex 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Dotty might like an electric boogaloo, makes for some good vibrations.
That wasn’t funny yesterday either.
Counterpoint: It’s always funny.
Walky Performs a Sex 2: Sex Harder.
Sex and bathrooms. Bugger loo.
Walky Performs a Sexs?
Doesn’t really work like “Aliens” did.
How about “Look Who’s Performing a Sex Too”?
Gramatically, I believe it should be “Walky Performs Sexes”.
It’s still not a good title, but at least it’s a grammatically correct bad title!
Walky Performs a Sex III… In 3D!
Walkyfans perpetuate a linguistic cancer, Part MMMCDXCV.
Maybe it’s Dorothy’s turn to do the performing.
I like to think that Dotty recorded the sex and is now watching it in the last panel so she can show it to Joyce.
Wow that’s twisted…. Again your ok in my book.
Kiitti ^_^ I try my best.
“To answer you’re earlier question Joyce, this is what sex is like.”
Internets for you! ^_^
Alternative: post-coital selfie.
Just so long as Dotty remembers to pee before she goes. Don’t want a UTI!
Unless she wants to ‘shower’ Walky off first.
1. ew
2. what the hell, dude.
1. I know it is but I couldn’t resist posting it.
2. It helps if you don’t visualise it.
1. You’re doing ‘s work.
2. Funny story related to that second point: Silence was ruined for me when Dave Attell once said “Then it got quiet…you know the kind of quiet right before a hooker takes a piss on you?”
* God’s work. Or (insert other deity’s name here)’s work.
Hey, each to his or her own. Some people like that kind of stuff. At least it’s not scat.
The only theory I can think of as to way some people get off on things like peeing and scat is the relief you feel after holding it in foor so long can feel a lot like climaxing.
Still doesn’t explain what the one being peed on gains from that.
Maybe he’s just trying to be a (water)sport about letting a girl pee on him.
Oh wait, you’re mean people who actually enjoy that and not Walky. I can’t help you in that case.
That would be golden!
Aren’t you supposed to pee *after*?
Walky performs another sex :3
Dorothy Um… Holds It and Everything Cancels Out
Dorothy holds it and gets a UTI?
What if Walky wants her to mix a bathroom break and fun times?
Dorothy noo, your studies!
Aw fuck ‘im.
Sexytime will not be denied.
Fifteen minutes? Aw, c’mon guys, you can do lots better than that. Rumpy-pumpy should never be scheduled, unless you’re married with small children.
Hey, you only need five minutes if you know what you’re doing.
In my experience the more you know, the more you go
So am I the only one who finds institutions and corporations and whatnot begging to be “liked” to be really pathetic?
They’re just searching for love and approval!
“Reproductivity”? Boy, it almost sounds like Willis is hinting that Dorothy might get pregnant, throwing a wrench into her carefully laid (pun intended) plans! But then, Wills would never do that, EVER.
I wouldn’t.
Not going to happen.
I am both relieved and disappointed at the same time.
I am relieved– just because then we will be stuck with endless abortion debates all over this comic- and I think at that point I would just bow out– there is no humor in those arguments..
There’d be no point unless he decided he wanted these characters to age after all (which he has repeatedly and adamantly said won’t happen).
Until or unless that changes, pregnancy would end up being an eternal storyline, and I don’t think Willis wants to write The Neverending Baby Bump.
Or to hire Limahl to sing the theme song.
I don’t even want to think about how long it’d go on. It could be like, three years before she’d even suspect she was pregnant because her period’s late. A late period storyline could take the better part of six months.
Willis would 90 years old before she started showing.
Oh, and it’s been played to death and is kind of pointless.
Also, results in more fleshlings.
Given the rate the comic is advancing through in-universe time, I’m not sure we’d notice them aging.
Dorothy might be horny as hell but I highly doubt she’d let Walky get away with going bareback. She also, like many college age women, might be on birth control because 1) it’s convenient to not have to deal with all the monthly BS that a menstrual cycle brings with it, 2) she normally has very painful or debilitating cycles, possibly 3) being rather fair skinned, possibly takes it to reduce or eliminate acne breakouts, or any other number of medical reasons. Wanting sex doesn’t mean your IQ automatically drops by 100 points.
Facts.
Welp, back to slipshine I go.
Only fifteen minutes?
Hah. Amateurs.
They’re young, give ’em a break.
Who said they only did it once?
“LIKE IMU ON FACEBOOK! LIIIIIIIIIKE US! We don’t CARE if we’re participating in the co-opting of the simple word “like” by a corporate behemoth, we don’t care if we sound like desperate teenage stalkers, we just (sob sob sob) we KNOW we’re not that popular with The Kids but we need to LOOK popular so we can get the alumni fundraising and the tuition money WE HAVE TO WIN AT SOCIAL MEDIAAAAAAA– WE HAVE TO! LIKE US, LIKE US, LIKE US YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BRATS”
Wha?
Take a closer look at panel 1!
Also:
“Stop co-opting the language!”
Relying on the dictionary definition?
How “unconventional.”
Yeah – maybe a tiny bit disproportionate on that response.
Are those the lust wolves I hear a-howling?
AWOOOOOOOOO!
Made me think of Werewolves of London.
Hey there little red riding hood…
COMING SOON TO SLIPSHINE: “WALKY PERFORMS A QUICKIE”
Walky was henceforth known as Runny
That was pretty good!
Plus… he might be running down her leg too!
+1, did forcefully eject air through my nostrils.
Awww, nobody liked it when I made that joke the first time they did it.
Sorry, I don’t read the comments every day.
Ya know, sometimes I miss the old forums…
Nah, they went back to the dorm,got naked, and got in bed for this. That’s not a quicky. A quicky would be if they found a quiet spot in the stacks of the library, dropped their pants to theor knees, and pulled the panties to the side.
Honestly, one of my regrets of college is that I never got to try this…
Strangely, one of MY regrets is that I didn’t HAVE to (I ended up marrying her too), but I COULD have, but it just would have likely been met with “Hey! 5 minutes to the room, and it’s open season!” — which, actually, isn’t the point.
Divorced her tho… now I just need a new 19 year old! Can I still do that 30 years later? Hefner does!!
15 minutes? not bad walky, not bad at all…
Hey, props to Walky for acknowledging that Dorothy has other things to do and supporting her need to stay up with her school stuff. I know we’re making sex jokes mostly in the comments, but it shows that Walky is actually thinking about what Dorothy wants to do and not just what he wants to do with her.
Sucker!! That is just playing hard to get! You broads fall for it every time!!
Meanwhile Sierra is sitting at her desk with an uncomfortable look on her face.
+1, burst out laughing in the middle of Starbucks
Yay me!
I wonder if Dorothy will be heartbroken or if she already knows that becoming President will depend less on her grades than how much money she’ll be able to raise by pandering to special interests. Oh and having a good head of hair.
She needs the grades to get to the better school.
15? Damn Walky …
Looks at poll to the right … Malaya????
She’s already made an appearance.
Oh yeah, I remember noticing that but never knew there was an official tag
Dorothy had her own plans all drawn out, but now her… “caramel cravings” are shaking and erasing them…
I can’t be the only person who noticed that Dotty’s shirt collar has somehow changed to plain white. It was purple plaid before…
It still looks pink to me, the plaid just comes and goes.
Damnit, Dorothy. Don’t say that sort of thing while aroused. That’s how you end up with weird fetishes.