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by David M Willis on June 29, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Up All Night to Get Vengeance
└ Tags: danny, sal

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  1. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    June 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Danny. Know your audience.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      June 29, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Yeah, tell her about Rule 34.

      • Mr. Random
        Mr. Random
        June 29, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

        I’m wondering what Rule 63 of the Walkertons would be like?

        • Hoboturtle
          Hoboturtle
          June 29, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

          I’m pretty sure someone here made fanart of that.

          • Hoboturtle
            Hoboturtle
            June 29, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

            Wait, no, that was actually official art.

            • das-g
              das-g
              June 29, 2014 at 5:26 pm | #

              For one of them, canon, even. (In the other continuity.) Dunno about the other Walkertons.

              • Disloyal Subject
                Disloyal Subject
                August 31, 2015 at 11:08 am | #

                That link is 404’d now, unfortunately, so I’ll just hope that it was to a story comic that I’ll eventually find.

        • -Sentinel-
          -Sentinel-
          June 29, 2014 at 1:17 am | #

          I’d like to see some Rule 85 of the DoA characters.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            June 29, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

            Rule 85? What one is that?

            • JaneDoe
              JaneDoe
              June 29, 2014 at 1:47 am | #

              A quick google search shows that rule 85 is, “if it exists, there is a pony of it.”

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                June 29, 2014 at 3:26 am | #

                Crikey! There’s no escape from them miniature horsies.

                • Swerve
                  Swerve
                  June 29, 2014 at 9:34 am | #

                  Again with these “horse” thingies? Or are “horses” and “horsies” separate things? C’mon, don’t leave your buddy Swerve hanging!

                • begbert2
                  begbert2
                  June 29, 2014 at 3:42 pm | #

                  Ask Mach Kick about horses; he can give you the rundown.

                • Swerve
                  Swerve
                  June 29, 2014 at 5:34 pm | #

                  To tell you the truth, I’ve never met an Autobot named Mach Kick. He’s definitely not on board the Lost Light; I know everybody on the Lost Light. Seriously, the Autobot army had millions of soldiers fighting in it for four million years. A lot of those guys died fighting in pointless battles, others died heroically, and some worked in obscurity trying to discover the latest technological breakthrough that would win the war. And in the end, the war was won because Spike Witwicky was a jerk, Galvatron decided to listen to the voices in his head, and Optimus Prime sacrificed the Matrix to reboot Cybertron.

                  Where was I going with this? Um, yeah I’ve never met an Autobot, Decepticon or NAIL named Mach Kick. Unless I knew him before the war, and he changed his name? Was he a member of the Blurr fan club?

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            June 29, 2014 at 5:02 am | #

            *draws a bunch of DoA muscle cars*

            …what?

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          June 29, 2014 at 1:22 am | #

          Read It’s Walky, it’s a plot point for half of them during one story.

        • Raye J
          Raye J
          July 14, 2014 at 12:13 pm | #

          What’s rule 63?

      • RandomGuy400,000,000,000
        RandomGuy400,000,000,000
        June 29, 2014 at 5:41 pm | #

        Rule 34 has been deemed false. I can’t find any for Cybertron Override.

        • David M Willis
          David M Willis
          June 29, 2014 at 7:44 pm | #

          http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=862

  2. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    You gotta know what the rules are before you can bend or break them.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      Fucking ninja’d me.

      • Nono
        Nono
        June 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

        THIS.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 29, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

        Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the mongoose gets you. 😀

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          June 29, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

          And sometimes, you find a mongoose and a viper in one random encounter.

          • Nono
            Nono
            June 29, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

            Too bad Zangoose > Seviper.

            • Corsair114
              Corsair114
              June 29, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

              I blame Rikki Tiki Tavi.

              • Shadow12000
                Shadow12000
                June 29, 2014 at 6:49 am | #

                I was haunted by the name for all of middle school simply because I had the name Richard…*stares off into The “War” Memories*

                So yeah I blame him too.

          • Shadow12000
            Shadow12000
            June 29, 2014 at 6:48 am | #

            And they start killing each other so you gotta rush if you wanna catch the one that only appears in the opposite game.

        • GrrArg42
          GrrArg42
          June 29, 2014 at 3:11 am | #

          She/he is the snake to my mongoose… Or the mongoose to my snake… Either way.. it’s bad.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            June 29, 2014 at 3:27 am | #

            I’m the Mongoose, John is the Walrus. 😀

            • Kiggy
              Kiggy
              June 29, 2014 at 6:53 am | #

              Goo goo goo joob!

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      June 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      What, like gravity? =B

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 29, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

        Yes, after all the Roadrunner has been known to break that rule from time to time.

        • Swerve
          Swerve
          June 29, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

          The Roadrunner doesn’t actually break the Law (not rule) of Gravity. Instead its speed is so great that the force of inertia allows the Roadrunner to avoid falling. (Blurr has done this as well. Wait, who am I kidding? Blurr pulls this stunt off much better than some cartoon bird!)

          As for Wile E. Coyote… he does break the Law of Gravity, but only if he doesn’t notice he’s supposed to be falling.

          • Bill
            Bill
            June 29, 2014 at 1:45 am | #

            “Oh, that’s all right — we haven’t studied gravity yet.”
            — a young Elmer Fudd

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              June 29, 2014 at 9:29 am | #

              I believe Bugs once said, “I know this defies the Law of Gravity, but, you see, I haven’t studied law.”

              • Bill
                Bill
                June 29, 2014 at 2:32 pm | #

                He did.  I’m quoting a very young Elmer Fudd (armed with a cork gun) speaking to a juvenile Bugs Bunny in the cartoon “Portrait of the Artist as a Young Bunny”.

                spoiler alert — in the next scene, Bugs leaves a book entitled “Gravity for Beginners” where Elmer was sure to find and read it…. so the next time Elmer went off the edge of the cliff — down he went — only to be elbowed aside by Wile E. Coyote holding a sign telling him to “move over and let someone fall who knows how!”

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            June 29, 2014 at 9:27 am | #

            Ah, but it doesn’t defy the Law of Cartoon Gravity, which is:

            The gravitational force between two objects is proportional to the product of the masses of those objects, inversely proportional to the distance between them, and directly proportional to their awareness of each other, and of the comedic timing between them.

    • Wonder Wig
      Wonder Wig
      June 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      *shakes fist at Plas*

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 29, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

        *Does a roadrunner raspberry and speeds off*

        • ocbrad1
          ocbrad1
          June 29, 2014 at 2:01 pm | #

          I heart you for this ^^

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            June 29, 2014 at 6:57 pm | #

            .:::. .:::.
            :::::::.:::::::
            :::::::::::::::
            ‘:::::::::::::’
            ‘:::::::::’
            ‘:::::’
            ‘:’

    • Ancestral Hamster
      Ancestral Hamster
      June 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Agreed. Breaking the rules out of ignorance just displays ignorance. Breaking them for artistic effect demonstrates creativity.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        June 29, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

        Breaking them for no reason displays your insanity.

        • Jackson
          Jackson
          June 29, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

          I like to follow the rules that require me to break other rules!

          • tinfoil theory
            tinfoil theory
            June 29, 2014 at 1:31 am | #

            Rule √-1: This rule must be broken.

            • Willoughby Chase
              Willoughby Chase
              June 29, 2014 at 4:30 am | #

              Ah, using your imagination is always a bonus.

            • Catullus
              Catullus
              June 29, 2014 at 10:17 am | #

              i like this rule.

            • Jerden
              Jerden
              June 29, 2014 at 11:27 am | #

              Just leave it in surd format. I dunno why it’s so hard.

            • gwalla
              gwalla
              June 30, 2014 at 12:24 pm | #

              That’s an imaginary rule.

        • Swerve
          Swerve
          June 29, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

          @Aizat: No, it shows that you’re bored. All work and no play makes Whirl an interesting ‘Bot, as the saying goes. And despite what Whirl may want us to believe, he’s not really crazy. If anything, Whirl would prefer to actually be crazy, since it would alleviate him from the spark-crushing guilt and horror of his life.

      • Swerve
        Swerve
        June 29, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

        There’s also a limit to how many times you can use ignorance of a rule as an excuse, before Ultra Magnus locks you in a room and makes you recite the entire Autobot Code (unabridged) twice. Especially if you knew that it’s against the Autobot Code to weld the contents of Ultra Magnus’ quarters to the ceiling. 😉

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          June 29, 2014 at 1:01 am | #

          Yeah, I’ve been meaning to ask, did Ultra Magnus forced Megatron to read the unabridged version of the Autobot Code?

          • Swerve
            Swerve
            June 29, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

            Yes. Yes he did.

            Six months ago, after the trial on Luna 2 ended, and the Lost Light was back on its mission, Ultra Magnus walks into my bar, sought out Megatron and plopped a data-slug in front of him. Magnus said one word: “Read.” Then he walked out. Everyone in the bar was cautiously backing away, waiting to see if Megs would shoot Magnus in the back, or at least throw the slug at him. Get this: Megatron calmly picks it up, finishes his drink and walks out quietly! I’m telling you, Megatron is definitely up to something!

        • Cybersnark
          Cybersnark
          June 29, 2014 at 8:28 am | #

          Is Magnus actually called out by name? ‘Cause that would be either horrible or hilarious.

          Hilarible? Horrilarious?

          • Swerve
            Swerve
            June 29, 2014 at 9:39 am | #

            Was Ultra Magnus called out by name for what?

      • Chris Phoenix
        Chris Phoenix
        June 29, 2014 at 4:52 am | #

        Breaking the rules because you know it will have the effect you want is mastery.

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      June 29, 2014 at 3:28 am | #

      Calculus was invented by fudging the then-current rules of math. Before the controversy of “who invented Calculus,” there was a smaller controversy of “dude that is not how you math” “oh yeah well do you wanna fight about it”

  3. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    June 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Naw, math is only fun when it’s something I like. Like the Catch rate equation for Pokemon.

    • Drunken Nordmann
      Drunken Nordmann
      June 29, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      Math was never fun for me – most of it just sounds illogical to me.

      • Tenn
        Tenn
        June 29, 2014 at 1:23 pm | #

        That’s also a funny joke.

        • Drunken Nordmann
          Drunken Nordmann
          June 29, 2014 at 2:46 pm | #

          Huh?

          • Belegcam
            Belegcam
            June 29, 2014 at 6:21 pm | #

            Math is literally 100% logic.

          • Tenn
            Tenn
            June 30, 2014 at 2:41 am | #

            What Belegcam said.

            “Logical” is not a synonym for “intuitive”. Logic can be crazy hard, and since math is logic, math can be crazy hard.

            Saying it’s illogical, though, makes less sense than saying the center of the sun is cold. Because, relatively, the center of the sun is cold if you compare it to something much hotter. But math is not illogical compared to anything. You can’t get more logical than being made of pure logic.

    • Bill
      Bill
      June 29, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Math in the real world is easy.  Two and two equals four; always has, always will.  Formulas and theorems have already been proven to work; constants are always constant; and every problem is repeatable with the same answers every time.  And once you learn and accept that, math will stop scaring or intimidating you.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        June 29, 2014 at 3:09 am | #

        But, whenever I look at a clock, and then wait awhile, and look at it again, the number is different.

        (Also, 6 and 9 are just waiting ’til you stop looking to switch all around, and zeroes mean ‘nothing’, so you can ignore them.)

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 29, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      Or how to break Final Fantasy Tactics to itty bitty pieces.

      • Touchfuzzy
        Touchfuzzy
        June 29, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

        Breath on it. (I love the game, and can recite from memory most of the formulas in it, but its a mess balance wise)

      • StClair
        StClair
        June 29, 2014 at 1:06 am | #

        ah, memories.

    • newllend
      newllend
      June 29, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

      Or street fighter.

  4. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    June 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    But how do you know you’re breaking the rules if you don’t know what they are first?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 29, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      Ninja’d by Plasma Mongoose.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 29, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

        Move over Sharigan, I have the Icosagan. 😛

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          June 29, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

          Who is that btw?
          Is it Kawaii from that one anime about the boarding house?

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            June 29, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

            Icosagan is my unofficial magic ninga eye in keeping with the other magic ninja eyes from Naruto.

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              June 29, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

              I mean your icon 😛

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                June 29, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

                Silly me, my grav for today is Ryou Akizuki from Idolmaster, he wants tobecome a male idol-singer but was made into becoming a female idol instead.

                • Swerve
                  Swerve
                  June 29, 2014 at 1:01 am | #

                  … That sounds disturbingly like what Jhiaxus did to Arcee. With less pop-star singer and more vengeful-creation-hunting-down-Jhiaxus.

                  Unless it’s something completely different. Your Earth culture has been known to confuse us mechanical beings.

                • Aizat
                  Aizat
                  June 29, 2014 at 1:04 am | #

                  And that one episode of Detective Conan or that one chapter in Kindaichi Case Files.

                • Kiggy
                  Kiggy
                  June 29, 2014 at 6:56 am | #

                  In other words, It’s A Trap!

  5. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    June 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    That used to be the problem with me too, when asked to show my working out I skipped that because I knew simpler ways to do it.

  6. Nono
    Nono
    June 29, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Are we going to learn everything in video game terms now? Because that makes everything far more enjoyable.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 29, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Using games to advance education? Sure why not! ^_^

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T39kYzzv_3Q

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        June 29, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

        Hah, and they say games teaches you nothing.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        June 29, 2014 at 9:34 am | #

        For linking EC, you get +5 Internets.

  7. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    June 29, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    Breaking the rules isn’t as fun as manipulating them to work in your favor.

    Wait, we’re still talking about math, aren’t we?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 29, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

      I believe you were thinking about rule lawyering.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        June 29, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

        That’s all math -is-.

        • PapillonJess
          PapillonJess
          June 30, 2014 at 11:14 pm | #

          Which is why it’s so AWESOME.
          *pushes up glasses*

  8. Jae
    Jae
    June 29, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Whether its math or mario kart, you gotta know the basic maneuvers and rules first to learn how to abuse them

  9. Kathleen
    Kathleen
    June 29, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    I’m visiting the east coast now so I have to actually wait til midnight to read the new strips. It’s terrible!

    • mathiasmindblade
      mathiasmindblade
      June 29, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      I feel so sorry for you. I’ll bet you also have to walk all the way to the fridge to get your coffee milk. Life is tough. Times is hard.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 29, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      I have to wait until 1:31pm Adelaide time to view the latest comic… pity me 😛 😛 😛

      • mathiasmindblade
        mathiasmindblade
        June 29, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

        *Gives you a fine chalice filled with the blood of gummi bears*

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 29, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

          ^_^

        • Bill
          Bill
          June 29, 2014 at 4:05 am | #

          “the blood of gummi bears”?
          Wouldn’t that just be syrup?

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            June 29, 2014 at 11:24 am | #

            Icky indeterminate fruit-flavored syrup, yes.

    • Paul
      Paul
      June 29, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

      Worse yet, think of our World Cup athletes who have to wait up until 2 AM local time for updates.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        June 29, 2014 at 11:26 am | #

        Are any members of Team USA DoA fans? Not being snarky (on purpose anyway) just enquiring.

    • Drunken Nordmann
      Drunken Nordmann
      June 29, 2014 at 1:02 am | #

      Well, here the new page goes online at 6 o’clock in the morning. So I get out of bed, drink my daily litre of morning coffee and read it.

  10. Aizat
    Aizat
    June 29, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    Learning rules can be fun? Huh, tell that to Tailgate.

  11. Aizat
    Aizat
    June 29, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

    Math, where there’s a thousands of ways to solve a problem….but you still have to follow the rules.

    • Calvin Coolage
      Calvin Coolage
      June 29, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

      Your Gravatar will cause me to read all your comments as Amuro voiced by Brad Swaile.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        June 29, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

        Is that a Gouffy?

        • Calvin Coolage
          Calvin Coolage
          June 29, 2014 at 1:01 am | #

          Yes, yes it is.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            June 29, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

            Almost going to call it a ZaGoofy but then I realized it’s blue so it’s no Zaku.

            • Sean Crosser
              Sean Crosser
              June 29, 2014 at 2:03 am | #

              It woulda been better if you did.

  12. Shanunu
    Shanunu
    June 29, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

    Hey Sal, you have to know the rules to know how to avoid them.

    • newllend
      newllend
      June 29, 2014 at 12:51 am | #

      Ya, you don’t want to end up doing the right thing now do you?

  13. Just Me
    Just Me
    June 29, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

    Why is Sal wasting time and money going to college if she doesn’t want to learn the rules? Lets’ see what Danny can teach her.

    • Calvin Coolage
      Calvin Coolage
      June 29, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

      I get the feeling Sal is gonna be doing the teaching.
      And she won’t be teaching math.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        June 29, 2014 at 1:09 am | #

        Well, you could say that Sal could give Danny a tongue lashing.

        • ShaggyDonahugh
          ShaggyDonahugh
          June 29, 2014 at 1:16 am | #

          “Damn Sal, you’re riding him pretty hard don’tcha think?”
          …What were we talking about?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      June 29, 2014 at 1:25 am | #

      Maybe her parents wanted her to do it? They seem to have Walky’s future already planned for him.

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      June 29, 2014 at 1:51 am | #

      I have a feeling that Danny is not so good at mathematics himself, just good at calculating things, plugging numbers into ready-made formulas.

      But does he understand why the formula works?

      Danny is the type to sum up the numbers between 1 and 100 one by one, and never think that there might be any other way.

      • tinfoil theory
        tinfoil theory
        June 29, 2014 at 4:03 am | #

        (While Sal would immediately say: 5000 with 99% accuracy. Show what work?)

        • thatindianguy
          thatindianguy
          June 29, 2014 at 9:50 am | #

          How do you figure that?

          • masterofbones
            masterofbones
            June 29, 2014 at 3:18 pm | #

            0+100=100
            1+99=100
            2+98=100

            47 more times, +50

            5050

  14. Kerry
    Kerry
    June 29, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

    danny looks kinda cute in the last panel

  15. Boomwolf97
    Boomwolf97
    June 29, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

    geez, Danny sounds like the most clean cut yuppie ever in that last panel

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      June 29, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

      Your avatar makes that seriously ironic.

    • Boomwolf97
      Boomwolf97
      June 29, 2014 at 9:27 pm | #

      It really does…

  16. March
    March
    June 29, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

    Aw, but calculus is great once you understand it, Willis. It’s my favourite math, and it can be really lovely.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 29, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

      It’s a shame that calculus is so bad for your teeth.

  17. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    June 29, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

    To race a track in Mario Kart, you have to figure out the shape of the track, how fast your kart goes, how high you can jump, what the weapons do, what planetary masses you can bank off of. Those are “rules” in the same sense that the rules of math are rules.

    The rules of math aren’t edicts laid down by authorities, they’re observations made by really smart dudes 2000 years ago that were -so- astute that we can use them today to make iphones and spaceships.

    I would expect if it were explained to Sal like this, it might effect the way she looks at math. I’m hoping that’s Danny’s approach, since Jason’s seemed to be NO, YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG ARE YOU JUST STUPID?

    People bongo about Danny, but I am apparently just discovering an untapped reserve of hate for Jason. 0_o

    • Paul
      Paul
      June 29, 2014 at 12:51 am | #

      What a game allows you to do may go beyond what the game designers expected players to do to solve it.

      There’s more to math than the “rules” that the designer of some freshman calculus problem set expected the students to use to solve it.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        June 29, 2014 at 2:02 am | #

        The “rules” aren’t the procedure to solve a particular problem, the rules are the fundamental logical relationships that define the core of mathematics. The procedure, which is I think what you’re talking about, is just a set of steps used to solve common sorts of problems, but each one of those steps has a fundamental basis that is just about the way the universe is.

    • Swerve
      Swerve
      June 29, 2014 at 12:57 am | #

      I agree with you that math is based on observations. However, as a scientist (metallurgist, specifically) who’s been actively studying the molecular composition of metals for four million stellar cycles, those observations have to always reach the same conclusion. If you try to skip steps (especially if you don’t understand the process in the first place) you won’t reach the correct conclusion. In my field that often leads to ruining the metal I’m trying to synthesize, or causing a batch of engex I’m distilling to explode.

      I definitely agree with your second point. Mocking someone for making an error, especially if they are unused to advanced mathematics will only turn them off the field. The same goes for any subject, whether it’s weapons engineering, melee combat, air combat superiority or using a force-field. (Sorry Trailcutter! I kid!) I’ve heard rumors that Whirl spent time as a flight/air combat instructor at the Autobot Academy. I shudder to think what his students went through, if that rumor’s true.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        June 29, 2014 at 2:08 am | #

        I don’t think you disagree with my first point, to be honest. I’m not suggesting that Sal should skip steps recklessly, that is, in fact, her -problem-. I’m saying that she needs to better understand the fundamental reason why those steps -work-. Math is built on a basis of primal truths, things that are observed about the universe. Things like the law of identity, or the distributive property of multiplication aren’t just something somebody made up, they’re fundamental observations about -reality-.

        The problem I think Sal has with math is that she sees the rules as arbitrary restrictions on what she’s allowed to do. She doesn’t see them as truths, or observations, she sees them as restrictions. That’s the basic problem that needs to be addressed, in my opinion.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          June 29, 2014 at 3:20 am | #

          I definitely see math in the restrictive way that you describe Sal seeing math. I’m not aware of math rules coming from a description of the natural universe, instead it seems that math rules come from Because A Teacher Said So. Super lame.

          Adding to the difficulty, my brain has made up its own intuitive but nonsensical numerical rules.

          • Narthorn
            Narthorn
            June 29, 2014 at 9:13 am | #

            That’s precisely the problem with math as it is taught in high school, at least from my experience.

            You start to break away from the boring but easy stuff (basic arithmetic/geometry) and into more challenging, abstract concepts like complex numbers, limits, integrals, differential equations and all that stuff that is fundamental to science in general, because it came from developing ways to describe and predict the world around us.

            But then somehow teacher skip the part where “EVERYTHING HAS MEANING, EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED” and just have you memorize terribly boring formulas which you don’t understand and don’t care about.

            Add this to the fact that unless you’ve taken up a bit of programming and/or philosophy, you end up with really poor logical reasoning / critical thinking skills, so you have trouble knowing at first glance whether something is obvious or not – making some things seem either overly complicated or completely arbitrary.

            The real truth in math is that there are no rules, except the ones you decide to agree on. It just so happens that some rules are more helpful than others, even if they seem nonsensical at first : for example, i² = -1 and the associated e^(it) = cos(t) + i*sin(t) have an uncountable number of wonderful applications in every field imaginable (or imaginary).

            So when you do real math, you try to find out everything you can about this weird thing you just made up (or this weird thing some other people made up), and if you’re lucky, you might derive some interesting things that help advance another field.

            Things which are then presented to students, out of context, as facts that are true “because a teacher said so”, rather than naturally-arising properties of a meaningful whole.

            • drs
              drs
              June 29, 2014 at 12:19 pm | #

              Guess I got lucky. Even my ‘regular’ (non-Honors) geometry and trig classes had us doing geometry proofs, and deriving trig identities from sin(A+B), (though as far as I can recall, sin(A+B) was handed to us on a platter; I proved it via geometry much later in life.)

              Your later examples aren’t actually “arbitrary but useful things”. It’s not like ‘i’ existed and we decided to map it to sqrt(-1); we decided to say sqrt(-1) exists and called it ‘i’, and that has various consequences. Similarly, Euler’s Formula (the e^it one) wasn’t simply made up, it was *found* via calculus and the Taylor series of e, sin, and cos: http://www.mathsisfun.com/algebra/eulers-formula.html

              That’s one of the neat/mystical/creepy things about math: stuff that looks unrelated often ends up being related anyway. pi crops up in lots of places that have nothing obvious to do with circles or triangles. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_formulae_involving_%CF%80

          • Heavensrun
            Heavensrun
            June 29, 2014 at 11:48 am | #

            It seriously isn’t Because a Teacher Said So, though. I understand how somebody might get to thinking that way, because many math teachers, either due to time constraints, carelessness, or lack of knowledge themselves, just throw the rules at people without relating -why- they’re true. Without time to spend atually discussing it, I can only assure you that these rules come from observations about how the universe works.

          • drs
            drs
            June 29, 2014 at 11:49 am | #

            “What is math” is complicated. It’s rooted in counting and measuring — how many things are there, how many days to the full moon, how much do I have, will I make money gambling — so in that sense, it’s rooted in the natural world, and this applies to pretty much all of the math you’d encounter in school without being a math major. For mathematicians, it’s often more a game of “assume these axioms, find the consequences” which could diverge heavily from anything observable, especially when infinities or arbitrary constraints are involved, though it’s also true that others often find use for such abstract maths anyway. (Physicists cottoned onto group theory, cryptographers to number theory, Einstein onto some non-Euclidean geometries, though also simply the surface of the Earth is a non-Euclidean geometry.)

            There’s also a conflation between ‘math’ as in the ability to do arithmetic or more advanced calculations and ‘math’ as in the study of relationships and proofs (such as why the calculation procedures work). Then again, most math classes I’ve seen apart from grade school arithmetic or bad stats classes try to teach you both. But mathematicians are stereotypically terrible at adding up numbers, while an accountant wouldn’t be expected to be good at abstract algebra.

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      June 29, 2014 at 1:55 am | #

      What you describe sounds more like physics to me than math.

      • luxlucis
        luxlucis
        June 29, 2014 at 1:58 am | #

        Physics is just applied math.

        • xKiv
          xKiv
          June 29, 2014 at 1:20 pm | #

          Should we dig out the relevant xkcd?

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        June 29, 2014 at 1:59 am | #

        Physics -is- math. It’s the application of mathematics to the world. Math is the user’s manual to the universe.

      • Swerve
        Swerve
        June 29, 2014 at 2:00 am | #

        Without math you can’t understand physics or chemistry. Without physics you can’t understand advanced engineering, and without chemistry your understanding of metallurgy isn’t going to be more sophisticated than a rust removal technician’s. Basically, math is what made the Kimia Station run.

        Math also allowed Shockwave to engineer his ores, seed them, harvest them and use them to bring about the Dark Cybertron Prophesy, nearly collapsing all of space/time into a singularity to fuel Cybertron for eternity. Math: capable of destroying the universe. Catchy slogan, right?

        • Heavensrun
          Heavensrun
          June 29, 2014 at 2:11 am | #

          Very few people realize the degree to which math, physics, chemistry, archeology, history, philosophy, art, and basically every other aspect of human existance is interwoven together in an amazing tapestry.

          • Gigafreak
            Gigafreak
            June 29, 2014 at 3:34 am | #

            And here we are in the twenty-first century, and we STILL have no grand unification theorum. Bah!

            • tinfoil theory
              tinfoil theory
              June 29, 2014 at 4:10 am | #

              It’s that Copenhagen interpretation, man! They should have gone mit Bohm-mechanics, like Broglie said to, but noo! The discovery of decoherene has made the Copenhagen interpretaion as outdated as the Bohr electron model anyway. It’s a conspiracy, i tell you! A conspiracy!

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              June 29, 2014 at 9:42 am | #

              That’s our fault, Giga. The universe is interconnected, we just don’t completely understand how.

            • Heavensrun
              Heavensrun
              June 29, 2014 at 11:50 am | #

              Hey, we only unified electricity and magnetism like a hundred and fourty years ago, and we didn’t even -know- about he strong and weak forces back then. Quantum mechanics is less than a hundred years old. Figuring things out with our simple ape brains takes time and lots of effort.

              • drs
                drs
                June 29, 2014 at 12:42 pm | #

                And it’s hard to unify everything else with gravity when they’re significant at very different scales and we have 0 observational data from cases where both are at play. Quantum everything works great, general relativity works great, they don’t even have compatible axioms about the universe, but we’ve got zilch data where quantum and gravity are both significant. Thus a lot of unprovable string theory.

                • xKiv
                  xKiv
                  June 29, 2014 at 2:35 pm | #

                  Out universe runs on spaghetti code?

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  July 3, 2014 at 1:30 pm | #

                  Probably not, but as far as we can tell. As of yet.

        • tinfoil theory
          tinfoil theory
          June 29, 2014 at 3:59 am | #

          Right, but math is not limited to physics.

          What is the physical analogue to the RSA cipher, for example? Physics doesn’t use rest classes or Galois fields. Classical physics uses differnetial equations and matrices for everything; quantum physics uses Baysian statistics, same math that psychologists and SPAM filters use.

          Modern physics wouldn’t be possible without math, but math is much older and more fundamental than physics.

          • Heavensrun
            Heavensrun
            June 29, 2014 at 11:54 am | #

            Yes, but the fact remains that math seems to describe the way the universe behaves. The fact that the field of physics does no encompass all of mathematics only shows that there is that much more for physics to discover. There have been many areas of mathematics, after all, that were once purely theoretical, that found practical application later. Physics is our model of the universe. The blueprint to our lego castle. Math is the -blocks-.

            • tinfoil theory
              tinfoil theory
              June 30, 2014 at 2:45 am | #

              Words fail me. That is beautiful.

          • drs
            drs
            June 29, 2014 at 12:47 pm | #

            Quantum uses probability amplitudes; I’m not aware of it using Bayes in standard formulations. Basic quantum uses lots of linear algebra. I’m pretty sure some sort of group theory gets used in particle physics; relativity uses odd geometries and hairy differentials.

            But yeah, differential equations, linear algebra, and statistics (aka “second year core at Caltech”) will carry you through most of science (also: computer programming), while something like Banach-Tarski I hope has no real-world applications because ow my brain.

    • Fred
      Fred
      June 29, 2014 at 3:52 am | #

      Just wanted to point out that while basic Geometry was about 2300 years ago, Algebra was roughly about 1000 years ago, Calculus was only formalized about 400 years ago, and what we call “abstract math” is only about 200 years old at most. Math rules are new and fresh!

      (at least as Western Math; there were really smart Chinese mathematicians while the Greeks were still discovering fingers)

      • tinfoil theory
        tinfoil theory
        June 29, 2014 at 4:01 am | #

        What is your take on the Ishango-bone?

        • Fred
          Fred
          June 29, 2014 at 12:41 pm | #

          I’d give HER an Ishango-bone! All night long!

          (Seriously, if it WAS used to keep track of a woman’s menstruation she might find it useful. IDK)

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      June 29, 2014 at 11:37 am | #

      When you go beyond the “rules” in math you are either an idiot or a genius, and sometimes both at the same time (savant). Going beyond the “rules” gave us things like calc and trig, and my personal favorite, imaginary mathematics with lots of numbers multiplied by the square root of -1 (my cheapy laptop lacks a radical key, unlike my desktop where I can use to get a radical). This particular branch of maths is useful when working with physical processes that operate at right angles to reality. It’s used frequently in design of electric motors and motor controllers.

  18. newllend
    newllend
    June 29, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

    “Math should be more like Mario kart,” no words have ever been more true than these.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 29, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

      I wonder what the mathematical equivalent to blue shells are.

      • newllend
        newllend
        June 29, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

        Probably something about rounding up to the nearest #1

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        June 29, 2014 at 4:35 am | #

        In first-year Calculus? That’s definitely the Power Rule. After the obligatory few weeks spent defining what Calculus even is, the Power Rule is basically an I WIN button for like 80-90% of the rest of the semester.

        • gwalla
          gwalla
          June 30, 2014 at 2:13 pm | #

          Power Rule is more like the lightning bolt.

      • Loutre
        Loutre
        June 29, 2014 at 6:18 am | #

        Things that follow you for the whole thing and fuck you up when you notice them ?
        That should represent stupid mistakes you made at the beginning of your calculation and that you only notice ten lines of awful equations later.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 29, 2014 at 10:03 pm | #

          I think your example works better. ^_^

  19. LiaHansen
    LiaHansen
    June 29, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

    Show her with M&M’s! IT IS THE ONLY WAY

  20. Vibbles
    Vibbles
    June 29, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

    Goodness I hope Danny has a song about this. That is the face of a cartoon character about to teach through song.

    • Paul
      Paul
      June 29, 2014 at 1:00 am | #

      Cut to Danny holding cane and doing soft shoe: “u dv plus v du”

      • lejwocky
        lejwocky
        June 29, 2014 at 1:14 am | #

        Calculus the Musical is a thing

  21. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    June 29, 2014 at 1:15 am | #

    Wait, this was a calculus class they’re taking? Irony!

  22. StClair
    StClair
    June 29, 2014 at 1:17 am | #

    • StClair
      StClair
      June 29, 2014 at 1:18 am | #

      (gah, fail. need a preview button!)

      Relevant.

  23. Chase
    Chase
    June 29, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

    And then Amber finds him with Sal and THERE ARE NO MORE RULES.

  24. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    June 29, 2014 at 1:25 am | #

    But the rules make math so incredibly easy.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      June 29, 2014 at 3:23 am | #

      …I hate when people who are good at math claim that it’s easy. Don’t be the Walky to my Sal.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        June 29, 2014 at 6:24 am | #

        Math is objectively easy, every question can be answered using the provided formula, it never changes. There’s a limited amount of variables for each question and once they’re eliminated you’re left with the only possible answer.

        Now, opinionated essays, those are hard. There it’s not whether you’re right or wrong but whether you can phrase your thoughts properly and orderly enough.

        • Loutre
          Loutre
          June 29, 2014 at 6:37 am | #

          Huh. If you think that “every question can be answered using the provided formula” and that it makes maths easy, we’re not doing the same kind of maths.
          That can be right for basic calculus, but it quickly becomes much more complex than that.
          For your info, there are mathematical problems that are proven to have no answer. And they’re not even esoteric problems in set theory : you don’t have (and will never have) a “provided formula” to solve any polynomial equation with degree 5.

          And I’m not even speaking of Gödel’s theorems or indecidable problems.

        • thatindianguy
          thatindianguy
          June 29, 2014 at 9:45 am | #

          It all depends on what type of intelligence you have. Those with greater mathematical ability find math easy, those with greater linguistic intelligence find essays easy.

          • drs
            drs
            June 29, 2014 at 11:37 am | #

            While there probably is real variation in talent, I think it’s more helpful to think in terms of education, especially at this level. Thinking in terms of talent or intelligence tends to be self-sabotaging for anything you don’t think of yourself as talented at; thinking in terms of work, progress, growth, skill, is more productive.

            I took algebra in 5th grade, calculus in 8th grade. Am I naturally smart and talented? Maybe. But I also had parents who had me doing rote memorization of the addition and times tables from a very early age, who gave me lots of books on math concepts (like Hogben’s Math for the Millions, and Gentle Art of Mathematics) (and I was the sort of kid to read them for fun), and went to a gifted school that might have done something right despite what I thought of as a slow pace; while I don’t remember the basic classes, I do remember enrichment stuff like logic problems and the Sieve of Eratosthenes. In other words, I was *steeped* in the basics, as well as more conceptual grounding. And then I had parents who responded to various clues to push me into algebra at 5th grade — most never even get the opportunity, so we can’t even know how odd I was.

            Then in grad school I was tops in my Computer Theory class, and had people telling me how smart I was; maybe, but it was basically all simple math proofs, which I’d had lots of experience in, plus exposure to some of the concepts in books like Hofstadter, plus I did crazy things like read the book before lecture and starting the homework 5 days before it was due rather than the night before. (Proofs are often found in the shower, or on waking up after sleeping on a problem. IME, last-minute stress is a terrible way to do math.)

            So: smarts, or education and study habits? IMO, a lot of being “good at math” could be as simple as not putting off the homework to the last minute…

            • PlainMarie
              PlainMarie
              June 29, 2014 at 12:05 pm | #

              I was the opposite. A supposedly logical mind that thinks laterally and can’t follow abstractly seeped in books. So basically: art student who reads everything in sight.
              Concepts: fun. Concrete reasoning and puzzle-solving: fun. Mathematical representation: wut?
              Those Hogben books sound really good. Must go find.

              • drs
                drs
                June 29, 2014 at 12:33 pm | #

                Whoops, I messed up: Hogben’s famous for _Mathematics for the Millions_, but I’ve never read that; I was given _Wonderful World of Mathematics_, much shorter, also I think out of print. _Gentle Art_ is by someone else, and I think useful overall, though I found when I gave a copy to a niece that it starts out oddly, on some very specific and weird problem, so if you pick it up you might profit by skipping the first few pages.

                Raymond Smullyan is great at making engaging logic puzzles. _What is the Name of this Book_ and _To Mock a Mockingbird_, for example.

                Then there’s stuff I found on my own. It’s hard to get far in school math if you’re scared of fractions or negative numbers, or unreliable in “following the procedures”. I’m fine, but I was tutoring someone once in basic fractions, and for the first time connected ‘numerator’ and ‘denominator’ to their etymologies, not just what they are mathematically.
                numerator: number, enumerate; how many of something there are
                denominator: name, nominate, denomination; what the name or type of something is

                So 2/3 = two-thirds, literally “two things that are thirds”, like two apples. Seems obvious now but was still an ‘oh-yeah’ moment, and it might help keep someone from adding denominators: 2/3 + 4/3 = 6/3, not 6/6, same way 2 apples + 4 apples = 6 apples. And 2/3 + 4/5 is like adding 2 apples and 4 oranges, they’re different things, so you need a bigger and composite category to count both of them (in this case, fifteenths, /15)

                Making fraction multiplication make sense is harder. Like Danny (probably) I was good at remembering and following rules as a kid, which helped me skate through anything that wasn’t fully explained at the time, like ‘carrying’ in multiplication and division.

      • Tenn
        Tenn
        June 29, 2014 at 1:52 pm | #

        I’m good at math, and I don’t think it’s easy. The rules don’t make math easier, they are the math.

        • xKiv
          xKiv
          June 29, 2014 at 2:54 pm | #

          That’s what makes them the easy part of math.
          The hard parts are
          1) coming up with proofs
          and
          b) figuring out which facts are useful for a given problem

  25. ShaggyDonahugh
    ShaggyDonahugh
    June 29, 2014 at 1:27 am | #

    See, this is why I don’t hate Danny. He is the very definition of the extremist nice guy. He’s literally such a good dude that he just kinda fucks things up. Does all the wrong things for all the right reasons.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      June 29, 2014 at 1:40 am | #

      I’ve never faulted Danny for his intentions, only his tendency to live in fantasies and sheer obliviousness. He always means well, he just never explains himself properly or seems to learn the right lesson.

  26. nothri
    nothri
    June 29, 2014 at 1:36 am | #

    He’s not wrong. Any rebel looking to break the rules needs to know what the rules are, otherwise how can you be sure you aren’t accidentally conforming to society’s expectations?

  27. Dave
    Dave
    June 29, 2014 at 2:22 am | #

    Ok, I saw the comments before about how these two are starting to show chemistry and it felt to early to really refute anything, they were really just getting along well…but I’m starting to see they’re onto somethin’!

  28. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    June 29, 2014 at 2:23 am | #

    Know the rules, Know your enemy.

  29. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    June 29, 2014 at 2:30 am | #

    Is it just me or does Sal look extremely adorable in that last panel?

  30. Doom Shepherd
    Doom Shepherd
    June 29, 2014 at 2:32 am | #

    I had the same problem with word problems in algebra. I could figure out where the two trains would meet in my head by “walking them in” but I couldn’t write the equation for it. So I’d get the right answer every time, but since I couldn’t “show my work” I lost the majority of the points. Eventually I got the hang of it and could do it… but I hated it from then on.

  31. JetstreamGW
    JetstreamGW
    June 29, 2014 at 3:59 am | #

    “So what you’re saying to me, Sal, is that your biggest problem is an attitude problem?”

  32. Avery
    Avery
    June 29, 2014 at 4:40 am | #

    Do you actually not know calculus, Willis? (If so, why?)

    • Catullus
      Catullus
      June 29, 2014 at 10:42 am | #

      Willis has had a… complicated relationship with college.

  33. HMRC4EVR
    HMRC4EVR
    June 29, 2014 at 6:25 am | #

    This popped into my head while reading this strip:

    Amber (who’s looking at Sal and Danny talking) “I can see what’s happening.”

    Amazi-Girl “What?”

    Amber: “And they don’t have a clue…”

    AG: “Who?”

    Amber: “They’ll fall in love and here’s the bottom line: our trio’s down to two…”.

    AG: “Oh.”

    • thatindianguy
      thatindianguy
      June 29, 2014 at 9:43 am | #

      So now Amber has DID?

      • Godozo
        Godozo
        June 29, 2014 at 11:28 am | #

        Hyper abusive father…
        One part shut-in, one part super heroine (from what I’ve seen)…
        Semi-Random rage and panic attacks…

        Until DW shows or tells otherwise, that’s how I view Amber – DID/Multiple Personalities.

  34. Trolldrool
    Trolldrool
    June 29, 2014 at 6:48 am | #

    Breaking the rules without knowing them is accidental. Breaking the rules while knowing them is rebellious. You’d think she’d be aware of this.

    • Drunken Nordmann
      Drunken Nordmann
      June 29, 2014 at 7:30 am | #

      She’s rebelling against your definition of rebellious behaviour.

  35. thatindianguy
    thatindianguy
    June 29, 2014 at 9:52 am | #

    Danny I like you and all, but if you keep insisting that math is easy I am going to break the fourth wall in reverse and punch you in the face.

  36. Jerden
    Jerden
    June 29, 2014 at 11:31 am | #

    I have to admit that I agree with Danny. Now that I’m doing more advanced maths (factorising brackets ftw!) I’m really enjoying the satisfaction of learning and applying the rules. There is a feeling of inexplicable power in mastering mathematics. Same with science, but science is more interesting, because you can see how it will help you later, if you ever decide to create life or nuclear weaponry.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      June 29, 2014 at 11:53 am | #

      Or living nuclear weaponry!

      • Dleclerc
        Dleclerc
        June 29, 2014 at 12:49 pm | #

        Let’s not go full on super villain here.

        • Boom
          Boom
          June 29, 2014 at 7:22 pm | #

          Never go full super villain.

          • Jerden
            Jerden
            June 30, 2014 at 10:33 am | #

            What do you mean? I think if you want to be a successful supervillain, you have to really get into it.
            As for living nuclear weaponry, as I’ve said before, give me so radiophillic fungi, half a ton of enriched uranium and a decent science lab and I’ll show you how it’s done.

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      June 30, 2014 at 2:17 pm | #

      Creating life is easy. Morons do it all the time.

  37. Alexx
    Alexx
    June 29, 2014 at 12:19 pm | #

    Whoo boy, I know this conversation. Just replace Sal with me and Danny with my wife. She had a will of iron to put up with my constant questioning of the way things are done. The end result is just to ignore how utterly useless all of it is and fight my way through it so I can say I did it at SOME point. Not that I’ll remember any of it, but hey, I did it!

  38. Regalli
    Regalli
    June 29, 2014 at 1:02 pm | #

    Reading it, hoo boy does it sound like Sal might have some kind of undiagnosed learning disability. I remember going through stuff like this as a kid, and it sucks to be graded low because you literally Are Not Getting why you have to do this thing.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      July 1, 2014 at 10:13 am | #

      Me too! Mine is in sequencing, undiagnosed until Junior year of college.

      I am relating to Sal so much in this story-line.

  39. Just Me
    Just Me
    June 29, 2014 at 1:19 pm | #

    If this ends in Sex I will be very disappointed. I hope Danny will stay faithful to Amber.

    If Amber confronts Sal, and Danny is there, will he side with Amber? Or with Sal?

    • Tenn
      Tenn
      June 29, 2014 at 2:05 pm | #

      I mostly think he will side against Willis.

  40. Lester Thompson
    Lester Thompson
    June 29, 2014 at 1:53 pm | #

    I wonder if it would help at all to explain to her that the rules of math weren’t invented in order to oppress people, the way that she usually thinks of “rules”. They are just natural things that arise from the way the physical world functions, like gravity or inertia. She would probably want to rebel against gravity and inertia too if you told her they are “laws”.

    On the other hand, if she’s not doing a math or science major (clearly), there’s essentially no good reason that she has to learn calculus. She’ll probably barely use plain old algebra in her life.

    • drs
      drs
      June 29, 2014 at 3:12 pm | #

      “If you want the motorcycle to go, you have to turn the ignition key. That’s the rules.”

      What is her major? Do we have any clue? And there’s more than math or science majors that would require it: engineering, medicine, accounting, business… not all of those will use it that much in the real world, to my knowledge, but it’s still part of the requirements.

      And does she have any clue? She’s a month into her freshman year, after all. Math skills open the doors to majors and jobs you might not know you want. Lucrative jobs…

      (At Caltech, which granted is unusual, the geology department reportedly preferred to take grad school applicants from other schools who had physics or chemistry backgrounds rather than geology ones, on the grounds that it was easier to teach a physicist geology than a non-Caltech geologist the math and physics thought to be necessary.)

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      June 30, 2014 at 2:18 pm | #

      I wouldn’t be surprised if she was undeclared.

  41. Strain Of Thought
    Strain Of Thought
    June 29, 2014 at 4:22 pm | #

    It’s hard to stay off the roads when you don’t even know where they are in the first place.

  42. Bickendan
    Bickendan
    June 29, 2014 at 5:19 pm | #

    Danny just described music theory and composition.

    Willis what have you done

  43. Doktor Doktor Professor
    Doktor Doktor Professor
    June 29, 2014 at 5:42 pm | #

    The funny thing is that math is all about getting where you want the way you wanna. There are no rules in math, there are only consequences. Cantor said: “The essence of mathematics is freedom”, and he wasn’t joking.

    Unfortunately, math is often taught, by teachers who don’t understand it, as a series of “rules” which if you follow them will give you the right answer even if you don’t understand what you are doing. In this way, students will hate math and won’t really learn anything of value, but they will pass the course, and we all know that’s the important thing, right?

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      June 30, 2014 at 2:59 am | #

      Word!

  44. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    June 29, 2014 at 8:18 pm | #

    True story, but I got bad grades on my math tests sophomore year of high school because I did all the math in my head but didn’t show the work on paper. My uncle remembers helping me one night over this and asked me why I didn’t show the work. I simply told him “it bores me”.

    So what’s it say about school when you’re required to show your work for no real reason other than to show the teacher you’re paying attention?

    • Dimonite
      Dimonite
      June 29, 2014 at 10:14 pm | #

      That it prepares you for the real world, where most people are required to do work to someone else’s specs in order to remain employed, regardless of whether it bores them or if they think there’s a better way to do it?

  45. nekobawt
    nekobawt
    June 29, 2014 at 11:30 pm | #

    panel 3 reminds me of how i passed advanced geometry in 7th grade, which was forgetting most of the theorems and putting “given” for the reason when we were doing proofs. “why is this true? um. because OBVIOUSLY!” <_<

    still not sure how i got an A in that class. it was at 7am, i was 13, and was late so often my teacher frequently joked about giving me half a grade since i was only present half the time. (it wasn't till the end of the year that i realized he wasn't serious; i would have accepted the C, it was only fair!)

    • nekobawt
      nekobawt
      June 29, 2014 at 11:30 pm | #

      four. panel four. i knew i should have scrolled up to make sure i was referring to the right one.

  46. Roborat
    Roborat
    June 30, 2014 at 4:53 pm | #

    Calculus was the only subject I had trouble with in University. I have had my B.Sc. in engineering for 30 years now, haven’t used calculus once, all that painful work for nothing.

  47. CleverTrousers
    CleverTrousers
    June 30, 2014 at 9:03 pm | #

    Dude. I might be misremembering but doesn’t your wife have a physics degree from Berkeley?
    You’re basically missing out on four years of her life and experiences.

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      June 30, 2014 at 9:49 pm | #

      My wife does not have a physics degree. She studied Japanese there.

      Thanks for calling me a jerk!

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