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by David M Willis on July 12, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit
└ Tags: agatha, amazi-girl, carla, dina, joyce, other rachel, rachel

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    July 12, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Amazi-Girl was INSIDE YOU ALL ALONG

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 12, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      Sounds like the caption for a ‘vore fetish. 😛

      • nekobawt
        nekobawt
        July 12, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

        “amazi-girl’s so great, i could just eat her up!”

        • Jacknoir
          Jacknoir
          July 12, 2014 at 6:27 am | #

          you sure don’t you mean “out” instead of up?

          • Guest Person Dude
            Guest Person Dude
            July 12, 2014 at 8:55 am | #

            So many extra words!
            The best way to say it is
            “Amazi-girl, … I could just .. “

          • NaughtbutaHoax
            NaughtbutaHoax
            July 12, 2014 at 8:16 pm | #

            Perhaps you are unfamiliar with the concept of vore.

            In this, I envy you. (Don’t look it up.)

    • TJ Baltimore
      TJ Baltimore
      July 12, 2014 at 7:08 am | #

      She had a strap-on?

    • Ivan
      Ivan
      July 12, 2014 at 8:43 am | #

      @JEN ASIDE >>Amazi-Girl was INSIDE YOU ALL ALONG

      Are you sure that line isn’t You’ve been inside Amazi-Girl all along!

      and then… You might want to consider our line of vaginal exercise tools like the incredible “Kegelizer!” We offer a hydraulic model, if you’re really THAT amazing! (Stay away from the Vagina Dentata! Sounds like you took care of Ethan without one!)

  2. Junker
    Junker
    July 12, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Awww…This is the best

  3. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 12, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    She’s happier than Batman ever was.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      July 12, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Not hard.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 12, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        True that! ^_^

  4. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    July 12, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Immune to criticism, but praise is super effective.

  5. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    July 12, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Agatha: She’s awesome!
    Rachel: She’s the coolest!
    Dina: She doesn’t leave a mess in the bathroom sink.
    …
    Dina: So I imagine.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 12, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      I just can’t imagine Amber not ruining the bathroom sink. Girl pulls all nighters.

      • Nyxness
        Nyxness
        July 12, 2014 at 2:01 am | #

        What about all-nighters requires ruining sinks?

      • Ivan
        Ivan
        July 12, 2014 at 8:45 am | #

        I still don’t get this one, and I’m trying! Is this like Urinal Abuse? I know that ruins the taste of those delightful desert cakes in there whenever someone does that!

        • thatindianguy
          thatindianguy
          July 12, 2014 at 9:28 am | #

          ‘sigh’ Okay Ivan we need to have a wee little talk…

      • lightsabermario
        lightsabermario
        July 12, 2014 at 8:17 pm | #

        I *think* I get this one. Not positive, but it’d have to do with not taking a shower, and instead using the sink to wash one’s hair. Girls’ hair is (usually) a lot longer than guys’, and so those long hairs could easily stop up the drain. The problem with this claim is that I’ve done a ton of all-nighters, and I am actually even more likely to take a shower on those days than the rest, since I have plenty of time to take one, and it helps get you refreshed. But if you sleep, there’s the chance that you may oversleep, and miss out on your shower (and this is all only if you usually take a shower in the morning and not at night.)

  6. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    July 12, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Yes, a LITTLE more eccentric than most.

  7. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    July 12, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    “I heard she once punched threw solid steel to save a crying baby!”

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 12, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      “I head she’s really good at killing spiders! Like, giant ones!”

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 12, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        She should go to Australia then, we have spiders with Health and Mama Bars.

        • Pat
          Pat
          July 12, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

          Is that a typo? I assume it is meant to be Mama Bears. As bodyguards.

          • Flop
            Flop
            July 12, 2014 at 12:55 am | #

            It’s supposed to be mana bars, like an RPG enemy

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            July 12, 2014 at 1:14 am | #

            Flop is correct, I did mean mana bars but the idea that our spiders also have mama bear escorts sounds disturbingly awesome.

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              July 12, 2014 at 10:02 am | #

              I would play this game – where can I get it?

              Only released in Australia? I blame you for this, Willis!

        • Osaru Sensei
          Osaru Sensei
          July 12, 2014 at 7:32 pm | #

          yep.

    • MrSirk
      MrSirk
      July 12, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      “I heard she once took a bullet for the president…and walked away!”

      • arank11
        arank11
        July 12, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

        “I heard she can leap tall buildings in a single bound!… No, wait. Wrong person.”

    • Angel
      Angel
      July 12, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

      “And one time, she fought a bear!”

      • Ivan
        Ivan
        July 12, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

        “I heard she turned a dude gay! His mother was pissed!”

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          July 12, 2014 at 1:15 am | #

          She also can some women gay. 😀

          • Ivan
            Ivan
            July 12, 2014 at 8:48 am | #

            I don’t know those universe alternatives – but that 5th panel chin gives her enough room to let at least two women ride it, that’s for certain!

      • Kaoy
        Kaoy
        July 12, 2014 at 3:20 pm | #

        “I hear that Chuck Norris once called Amaza-Girl and asked to be her side kick! She said she would think about it.”

    • newllend
      newllend
      July 12, 2014 at 2:39 am | #

      I heard at age 8 she wrestled an alligator, killed it, then ate it.

    • Daddy
      Daddy
      July 12, 2014 at 3:11 am | #

      I heard she once vanquished the dreaded Ursa Major!

      • Ivan
        Ivan
        July 12, 2014 at 8:48 am | #

        Where did you think Ursa Minor came from?

    • Smallfoot
      Smallfoot
      July 12, 2014 at 6:43 am | #

      I heard when Amazi-girl built the pyramids, she beat up Kublai Khan!

      • TheSuicidalGiraffe
        TheSuicidalGiraffe
        July 12, 2014 at 8:24 am | #

        WHAT WOULD AMAZI GIRL DO IF SHE WHERE HERE TODAY!

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          July 12, 2014 at 10:04 am | #

          I’m sure she’d kick an arse or two, that’s what Amazi-Girl would do!

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            July 12, 2014 at 12:26 pm | #

            So let’s get all the kids together, and unite to stop these dicks. And we’ll jump out a window or 2 cuz that’s what amazi-girl would do. And we’ll jump out of a window too cuz that’s what amazi-girl would DOOOO!

  8. Tacdud2
    Tacdud2
    July 12, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Look at that smile

  9. Jason
    Jason
    July 12, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Just realized the Carla isn’t mentioning the other night because she was drinking underaged and doesn’t want to get herself or her friends in trouble. Loose lips sink ships.

    • Nyxness
      Nyxness
      July 12, 2014 at 2:30 pm | #

      Really? I think most college students are pretty open about underaged drinking, at least when only surrounded by other college students. I’ve found that once you leave high school, most people stop caring about the legal drinking age. “Admitting” to underaged drinking in college is like admitting you’re right-handed.

  10. Kathleen
    Kathleen
    July 12, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    And thus, Other Rachel becomes AmaziGirl’s first cosplayer. Daisy already beat her to the fanfiction.

    • WeezerLuvr3030
      WeezerLuvr3030
      July 12, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      Has anyone out here in meatspace cosplayed AmaziGirl? Between her and Dina this comic has very recognizable cosplay-worthy characters.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        July 12, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

        Check Willis’ tumblr. There are Amazi-cosplayers about.

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          July 12, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

          ^ Disregard this post. I’m not overly hip on the social media.

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            July 12, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

            Don’t feel bad, it’s on the dumblr, too.
            Anyway they both look happy and totally fantastic! The best.

            http://dumbingofage.tumblr.com/post/90852834807/freyarule-amazi-girl-costume-test-i-am-all

            http://dumbingofage.tumblr.com/post/91266633917/forgottenphotograph-my-bestie-cosplayed

            AMAZING

            • JessWitt
              JessWitt
              July 12, 2014 at 6:22 am | #

              Tnx for reaffirming that hunch, Leorale. And confirming I’m not Internet-impaired.

            • Ivan
              Ivan
              July 12, 2014 at 8:51 am | #

              Wow – CosPlay dead on, proportions and all, as I would have imagined them IRL.

              Not that I have, but now I need not!

              • Ivan
                Ivan
                July 12, 2014 at 8:53 am | #

                more so for the first AG link than the latter. The second link is at the end of the potato/pasta first year.

                • Bill
                  Bill
                  July 12, 2014 at 12:53 pm | #

                  “more so for the first AG link than the latter. The second link is at the end of the potato/pasta first year.”

                  Around here we call this first-year weight gain the “Freshman 15”.
                  And then there is the non-canon hair color.

                • Leorale
                  Leorale
                  July 13, 2014 at 5:31 am | #

                  Eh, discussion of weight makes me cringe. It’s not even relevant, fellas. I guess gators gonna gait.

            • WeezerLuvr3030
              WeezerLuvr3030
              July 12, 2014 at 3:05 pm | #

              Coooooooooool.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        July 12, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

        Check Willis’ twitter. There are Amazi-cosplayers about.

        • Ivan
          Ivan
          July 12, 2014 at 8:54 am | #

          I’m not checking his Twitter or his Dingle or anything else of the sort!

          • Bill
            Bill
            July 12, 2014 at 12:55 pm | #

            Well put, Ivan!

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        July 12, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

        Isn’t Dina technically the first cosplayer? (she did put the uniform on, right? Or did she just hold it? Can’t remember and too lazy to research)

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          July 12, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

          A-ha! So very right, Cholma.

        • Betty Anne
          Betty Anne
          July 12, 2014 at 1:47 pm | #

          She put it on. Amber had to make sure she’d taken it off and hidden it before she let Ruth into the room.

        • Hylleddin
          Hylleddin
          July 14, 2014 at 6:22 pm | #

          Does it count as cosplay if it’s the actual uniform?

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        July 12, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

        Yes. If you check Willis’ tumblr you can see a couple of them.

      • Jason
        Jason
        July 12, 2014 at 12:45 am | #

        you can probably see some in the news posts on this very website.

      • Marisa Mockery
        Marisa Mockery
        July 12, 2014 at 11:18 am | #

        Saw an Amazigirl cosplay at AX, actually.

        • WeezerLuvr3030
          WeezerLuvr3030
          July 12, 2014 at 3:05 pm | #

          Groovy!

  11. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    July 12, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    This comic doesn’t have an acceptable amount of Sierra in it.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 12, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      The Marcie and Mandy quotient is also unacceptably low.

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        July 12, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

        No Sal either. And none of the girls are in bikinis.

        I’m in despair!!

        • Ivan
          Ivan
          July 12, 2014 at 12:45 am | #

          Or Penny… at least she’s worthy and beggin’ for “it!”

          • Ivan
            Ivan
            July 12, 2014 at 8:58 am | #

            and qualifies as fully adult.

            She probably has her own Kegelizer, from Ron Popeil (and the incredible rotisserie – so the bongo can make dinner-I’m hungry!) in just a few short minutes while exercising.

    • Sam
      Sam
      July 12, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      But it does have an excess of Rachels and the minimum requirement of Dina.

    • maxyai
      maxyai
      July 12, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

      We never see Agatha and I WANT MORE!

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        July 12, 2014 at 1:15 am | #

        Every panel from now on should be ALL the characters.
        Except Blaine and Faz.
        (And maybe also not Danny. I’m not sure whether he’s still in the doghouse.)
        It’ll be impossibly unwieldy, but delightful for everyone who isn’t Willis.

        • Bill
          Bill
          July 12, 2014 at 4:13 am | #

          That could get a little awkward during sexy-times.

          • 4th Dimension
            4th Dimension
            July 12, 2014 at 5:32 am | #

            I think you ment better. Much better.

      • alicemacher
        alicemacher
        July 12, 2014 at 12:45 pm | #

        Agatha seems pretty chill. What was she like, and what was her situation, in the Walkyverse? I don’t think she appeared in Roomies!, so I assume she pops up in It’s Walky! somewhere?

        • Gigafreak
          Gigafreak
          July 12, 2014 at 5:54 pm | #

          She is warm and friendly and her SEMME squad is full of people who would totally want to be everyone’s friend because friendship is magic. I think The Other Rachel was part of this squad as well, but currently http://www.joyceandwalky.com won’t load for me, so I can’t double-check.

          • Gigafreak
            Gigafreak
            July 12, 2014 at 6:17 pm | #

            Wait, there we go, it works now. (Oh sweet, the fan-operated database search now points to Joyce&Walky too.)

            The Other Rachel was indeed in the same squad as Agatha. She even gets dialogue lines before Rachel does. (Robin was in that squad originally as well, until being transferred to Walky’s. Mike, of all people, was transferred to their squad in exchange.)

            Incidentally, Agatha has had cameo appearances in Shortpacked too, as Robin’s counterpart in McAwesome’s. She’s their “former member of SEMME squad 82 who isn’t Mike.”

  12. MrSirk
    MrSirk
    July 12, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    She’s the hero no one asked for but are okay with being around.

  13. Nono
    Nono
    July 12, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    Man, Rachel’s pretty awesome. I hope we see more of her, especially if she keeps quipping people off like that.

  14. Ian
    Ian
    July 12, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

    Not surprised at all that I didn’t notice Dina until I saw her name in the tags.

  15. Ancestral Hamster
    Ancestral Hamster
    July 12, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

    Re: Carla’s line in 3rd Panel. Someone should have answered, “Yeah, but you’re an asshole.” Carla would probably get mad, but last comic she wanted to be known as an asshole.

  16. Jake
    Jake
    July 12, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

    OHHH, the alt text is referring to Carla. For a second I thought the purple-haired girl in panel 3 was the one we had to watch out for.

  17. Mass Confusion
    Mass Confusion
    July 12, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

    It looks like things are finally going right for Amber/Amazi-Girl. ‘Bout time

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      July 12, 2014 at 2:07 am | #

      I have a feeling that everything will be just fine…

      • newllend
        newllend
        July 12, 2014 at 2:40 am | #

        You guys couldn’t help but jinx it couldn’t you?

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          July 12, 2014 at 10:12 am | #

          I think they’re jinx-trolling.

          • Anarchy 101
            Anarchy 101
            July 12, 2014 at 2:36 pm | #

            You guys just jinxed the jinxes, not what will happen?

  18. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    July 12, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

    See Amber? Being normal sucks!

  19. nekobawt
    nekobawt
    July 12, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

    i love how joyce is like “well, she’s not SAL, but she’s an acceptable amount of cool.”

    (whereupon billie droops into the hall with a hangover and says “no, she’s totally sal”, and goes back to bed, muttering about stupid people.)

    • Bill
      Bill
      July 12, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

      Speaking of which, where *IS* Sal?
      And don’t give me any of that “Amazi-Girl is Sal” crap.

      • tinfoil theory
        tinfoil theory
        July 12, 2014 at 2:09 am | #

        Sal is either asleep, or off bying replacement permanent markers.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          July 12, 2014 at 10:14 am | #

          Or playing Mario-Kart. ‘Cause she can’t stop.

  20. arank11
    arank11
    July 12, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

    Oh! Oh! Carla Heckles! Carla Heckles!
    (Friends fans will get this)

  21. SilverArrowArtemis
    SilverArrowArtemis
    July 12, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

    Joyce is all like “Am I emulating the wrong person? How is she cooler than Sal?” or “Bad memories are coming back”.

    • Barf Ninjason
      Barf Ninjason
      July 12, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

      Joyce can’t bring herself to fully approve of things that are cool.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 12, 2014 at 10:16 am | #

        “I dunno, aren’t superheroes, like, a denial of God’s will, or a false idol, or something like that? It just seems wrong, somehow. I need to study my Bible.”

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      July 12, 2014 at 1:26 am | #

      Maybe she also hasn’t been exposed to any pop culture regarding superheroes (other than Jesus), so she doesn’t know it’s cool.

      • nekobawt
        nekobawt
        July 12, 2014 at 3:21 am | #

        actually…to be fair, the last time joyce directly encountered amazi-girl, she accidentally distracted everyone and let joyce’s attacker get away, so i can see why joyce would be dubious about the coolness level of that particular costumed vigilante type. this would be joyce learning that amazi-girl is actually potentially useful.

  22. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    July 12, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

    Is Other Rachel the one who looks like a goldfish?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 12, 2014 at 3:27 am | #

      Yes, she was a Goldeen in her previous life. 😛

      • King Blind Mime
        King Blind Mime
        December 10, 2014 at 5:49 pm | #

        The poor dear; Goldeen was outclassed even in Gen I, let alone nowadays.

  23. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    July 12, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

    I keep repeating myself, but every new update of this current storyline makes me happy. Naturally, this can only mean that doom and gloom are imminent around the next corner, so I’m just gonna enjoy the happiness as long as it lasts^^

  24. Lanval
    Lanval
    July 12, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

    Did… Did Carla say she could be a psychotic violent nutcase if she wanted to?

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      July 12, 2014 at 1:10 am | #

      gotta have goals

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 12, 2014 at 10:18 am | #

        It’s the next step up (down?) from ‘total asshole’, which it sounds like she earned last year. Probably with sweet pranks.

  25. maxyai
    maxyai
    July 12, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

    Has Faz been seen lately? Faz would make a great Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      July 12, 2014 at 1:19 am | #

      Oh, that’s true, isn’t it! He was last seen here: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/return/

      That was a couple days ago, right? He could theoretically still be on campus, living off of trash and pictures of dongs.

      • Catullus
        Catullus
        July 12, 2014 at 9:56 am | #

        That was Saturday, and this is Wednesday, so while Faz could theoretically still be on campus, it would be starting to get weird.

        • nekobawt
          nekobawt
          July 12, 2014 at 7:43 pm | #

          yeah, but this is faz we’re talking about, with him it “starts to get weird” after 2 minutes.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      July 12, 2014 at 10:23 am | #

      Sounds like you’re paraphrasing the Princess Bride:

      Faz: Is very strange. I’ve been in the molestation business for so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.

      Westley: Have you ever considered vandalism? You’d make a wonderful Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit.

      • Bill
        Bill
        July 12, 2014 at 2:38 pm | #

        I had that same thought.  Further proof that great minds think alike.

  26. Juliecat
    Juliecat
    July 12, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

    Why isn’t Girl Mike wearing any pants?

    • Joebo
      Joebo
      July 12, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

      Because it is early in the morning and most of the people in that hallway haven’t even been to the showers yet.

      • thatindianguy
        thatindianguy
        July 12, 2014 at 9:33 am | #

        Still you figure she’d throw on some pajama bottoms before leaving the room.

  27. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    July 12, 2014 at 12:54 am | #

    Joyce has found a new cool idol. Being Sal is so yesterday.

  28. Risky
    Risky
    July 12, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

    Get them pies Carla. It’s time for a rampage.

  29. Izzy
    Izzy
    July 12, 2014 at 1:19 am | #

    Fem-Mike?

    • Izzy
      Izzy
      July 12, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

      This gravitar works for me

  30. Rutee
    Rutee
    July 12, 2014 at 1:21 am | #

    Carla managing to be right and petty about it amuses me. As does Rachel. Moar rachel plox.

  31. Paul
    Paul
    July 12, 2014 at 1:24 am | #

    So, what I’m seeing here is that Ultra–er, Carla isn’t, but could be Amazi-Girl.

    • Catullus
      Catullus
      July 12, 2014 at 9:57 am | #

      Sounds like Spider-Car is going to make an appearance in a few strips!

      • Catullus
        Catullus
        July 12, 2014 at 11:35 pm | #

        *like Spider-Car is going to…

        • Catullus
          Catullus
          July 12, 2014 at 11:43 pm | #

          This is odd, the comments section deletes it every time I try to write Spider Car in its hyphenated form.

          • Catullus
            Catullus
            July 12, 2014 at 11:44 pm | #

            Again? I guess I just can’t put the word “car” directly after the word “spider” in any context.

  32. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    July 12, 2014 at 1:31 am | #

    Other Rachel looks… odd.

    Also, her eyeballs are apparently permanently stuck staring to her upper right. That must get uncomfortable. (And yes, I know they weren’t yesterday.)

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      July 12, 2014 at 9:24 am | #

      Orrr, she was just talking to someone who is both taller than her and to her right. Y’know, like Agatha.

    • Bill
      Bill
      July 12, 2014 at 12:46 pm | #

      Isnt ‘other rachel’ wearing glasses (which, btw, seems to be a common trait among Willis’ characters)?  Although she is rather young for them, maybe she has progressive lenses — a/k/a no-line bifocals — like I do, and this is the only place in the lens where she has the appropriate correction.

  33. Michael
    Michael
    July 12, 2014 at 2:01 am | #

    Next strip: Amazi-girl hits a wall cause she was looking fondly backwards.

  34. GoogerGeiger
    GoogerGeiger
    July 12, 2014 at 2:18 am | #

    Danny’s gonna get some tonight.

    • newllend
      newllend
      July 12, 2014 at 2:35 am | #

      Unless she fucks up the opportunity

      • nekobawt
        nekobawt
        July 12, 2014 at 3:22 am | #

        or unless *he* dans it up.

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      July 12, 2014 at 10:42 am | #

      After spending all day with Sal?

      Unlikely, that meeting is almost guaranteed to screw something up with Amber.

  35. CarlaGriffin
    CarlaGriffin
    July 12, 2014 at 2:45 am | #

    Awwww, happy Amber brings a warm glow to my heart.

    And Carla being able to be jealous if she wanted to is hilarious, she is quickly working her way up to one of my favourite DOA characters. She’s more endearing here than as Ultra Car, I guess it’s that good old fashioned human weakness.

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      July 12, 2014 at 9:23 am | #

      I think she as saying she could be a psychotic violent nutcase if she wanted.

  36. newllend
    newllend
    July 12, 2014 at 2:48 am | #

    I can see what happens next, she’s stops right by sal’s room to see Sal and Danny after staying up all night playing video games only for Danny to say out loud, “I can’t believe we were up ALL NIGHT LONG!”…ya that seem about right.

    • 4th Dimension
      4th Dimension
      July 12, 2014 at 5:34 am | #

      Yup. It’s not DoA storyline if it’s not bringing emotional anguish to Amber.

  37. buckybone
    buckybone
    July 12, 2014 at 3:54 am | #

    Carla might just be my favorite character…seriously Willis, GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

  38. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    July 12, 2014 at 4:34 am | #

    Yay! Amazi-Girl Is happy. Very cool.

    Carla is not my favorite by a long shot, has to prove herself first. Right now she’s just a dick.

  39. Iggzy
    Iggzy
    July 12, 2014 at 6:11 am | #

    Gonna give a preemptive Damn You Willis as the last panel is just begging for the next being her running into someone or something bad

    • Sam
      Sam
      July 12, 2014 at 10:17 am | #

      Such as Sal – not necessarily someone bad to others but she is to Amber/Amazi-Girl.

  40. Tenn
    Tenn
    July 12, 2014 at 6:44 am | #

    Careful what you wish for, Other Rachel…

  41. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    July 12, 2014 at 3:07 pm | #

    Awww, I feel awesome for Amber.

    • tahrey
      tahrey
      July 28, 2014 at 1:09 pm | #

      Dude… are you drunk?

  42. Ikaru
    Ikaru
    July 12, 2014 at 3:37 pm | #

    Yea! Happy feels for once! That was all part of Mike’s plan!

  43. OmegaDez
    OmegaDez
    July 14, 2014 at 10:18 am | #

    Does Carla recognizes Amazi-girl from that Wal-Mart scuffle and vice versa?

  44. tahrey
    tahrey
    July 28, 2014 at 1:09 pm | #

    Got a horrible feeling that this burst of pride won’t be allowed to last. Remember where we are, people.

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