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May 12, 2026

‘Pology

by David M Willis on September 2, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit
└ Tags: sal, walky

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  1. An Average Loser
    An Average Loser
    September 2, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Sibling chat.

  2. Kerry
    Kerry
    September 2, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    this was not what I expected

    • Camachri
      Camachri
      September 2, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      You didn’t expect a sibling inquisition?

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        September 2, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        “Out chief weapon is motorcycles. Motorcycles and outrageous southern accents!”

        • otusasio451
          otusasio451
          September 2, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

          “Marcie! Bring forth…the MALAYA!”

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            September 2, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

            Look at them femurs!

        • AgentKeen
          AgentKeen
          September 2, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

          “Motorcycles, outrageous southern accents, and basically being Batman!”

          • Professor Fate
            Professor Fate
            September 2, 2014 at 9:51 pm | #

            Three weapons…motorcycles, southern accents, being Batman and really cool gloves. Drat! I’ll come in again.

        • Jammy
          Jammy
          September 2, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

          “Motorcycles, and motorcycle accessories”

          • 6Qubed
            6Qubed
            September 2, 2014 at 4:45 am | #

            I can’t not read that in a Hank Hill voice.

      • Ntrovert60
        Ntrovert60
        September 2, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

        No one expects the Sibling Inquisition…

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          September 2, 2014 at 2:21 am | #

          “It was FAR too inquisitive! It was supposed to be the Sibling Casual Chat!”

  3. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    September 2, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    “I don’t know WHICH words, but… words!”

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 2, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      WORD!

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        September 2, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

        Now you’re Amanda? Are you going to go through the entire female cast of EGS for your Grav?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          September 2, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

          Too soon to say, it’s possible though.

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        September 2, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

        I was SUPPOSED to read that in a sterotypical, somewhat nasal, 90s voice, right?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          September 2, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

          Like totally! 😛

          • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
            Gadgeteer Smashwidget
            September 2, 2014 at 4:10 am | #

            You totally sounded like Scootaloo in my head just then.

            • Keroshino
              Keroshino
              September 2, 2014 at 5:56 am | #

              I approve….because Scootaloo is the Best Cutie-Mark Crusader!!!

              • showler
                showler
                September 2, 2014 at 7:59 pm | #

                Best pony comments should be grounds for banning.

                • Lel
                  Lel
                  September 2, 2014 at 9:19 pm | #

                  ^ Truth.

    • LittleMountain
      LittleMountain
      September 2, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

      Just give me a second and I’ll totally word some words at you.

    • Yossarian Duck
      Yossarian Duck
      September 2, 2014 at 2:23 am | #

      “Words Words Words” ~ Hamlet, Act II Scene II

      • JWLM
        JWLM
        September 2, 2014 at 9:43 am | #

        Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
        Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
        To the last syllable of recorded time;
        And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
        The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
        Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
        That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
        And then is heard no more. It is a tale
        Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
        Signifying nothing.

      • Dorje Sylas
        Dorje Sylas
        September 2, 2014 at 4:17 pm | #

        Also Gilbert and Sullivan, “full of words and music and signifying nothing“.

  4. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    September 2, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Siblings….

  5. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    September 2, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Walky is so adorkable on this one. He’s trying.

  6. Seodra
    Seodra
    September 2, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Take the understanding and run, Walky.

  7. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    September 2, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Time to pull out the plunger to unblock those words.

    • MrSirk
      MrSirk
      September 2, 2014 at 1:39 am | #

      He’s gotta unpack his adjectives!

      • Catullus
        Catullus
        September 2, 2014 at 7:03 am | #

        He probably should have stopped at Conjunction Junction first.

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      September 2, 2014 at 8:23 am | #

      Taco Bell is good at unsticking plugged up things.

  8. TBeckett
    TBeckett
    September 2, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Dude, that’s a bold move he’s making. I’d almost tell him to quit while he’s ahead

    • Jon P
      Jon P
      September 2, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Seriously. That’s about as much of an apology as I’ve given or received from my siblings in recent memory.

      • rachel
        rachel
        September 2, 2014 at 4:41 pm | #

        sibling apologies are THE. WORST. and so so hard – they know you better than anyone, and they know your evasion tactics too! tuffstuff!

  9. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 2, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Walky: “Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!”
    Sal: “Well said.”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 2, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      “Bla Bla Yap Yap Dribble Dribble Dribble”

    • Rani
      Rani
      September 2, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      “Lets consecrate this moment of goodwill with a good lunch-oh will you look at that. ;)”

  10. Dr. Zeus
    Dr. Zeus
    September 2, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Bah, and Walky says twin telepathy isn’t a thing.

  11. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    September 2, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    “There was a poem I wrote that I put in the hood part of my Hoodie but I can’t quite reach!”

  12. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    September 2, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Well hurry it up, Walky! Sal ain’t exactly a Time Lord.

    • neeks
      neeks
      September 2, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      Or maybe she is, I like the idea of a Time Lord named Sal. The name is gender neutral enough to cover just about any regeneration (I’ve been acquainted with a couple short-for-Salvador Sal’s in my life. Fortunately the reasonable behavior of one redeemed the name from the UNREASONABLE STALKER ACTIVITIES of the other.)

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        September 2, 2014 at 7:20 pm | #

        or Salman–I knew one who preferred Sal

  13. PAC
    PAC
    September 2, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Aww, my heart goes to Sal for being able to read her brother

    • Nono
      Nono
      September 2, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      This.

      Or maybe hanging around Marcie so much has taught her to pick up body language much better.

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      September 2, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      It especially makes a nice contrast to Walky never being able to read Sal at all (up to this point).

  14. Xailenrath
    Xailenrath
    September 2, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Wait… WHAT’S Walky supposed to be ‘pologizing for, again?

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      September 2, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/whitelady/
      See previous comics for context.

      • Fezzam
        Fezzam
        September 2, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/professional/ I’d think is last one that makes sense.

        • AgentKeen
          AgentKeen
          September 2, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

          Also important context.
          (Though, personally, I think the thing Walky should be apologizing for is being dismissive of Sal’s feelings, regardless of the fact that she’s right).

    • Lone Wolf
      Lone Wolf
      September 2, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      His casual and flippant dismissal of Sal’s accusation that their parents favored him over her because he’s whiter than she is.

      • tinfoil theory
        tinfoil theory
        September 2, 2014 at 2:28 am | #

        I still think that sexism would be a more likely explanation for the demonstrated favouritism than racism, were it not for word of Willis.

        Either way, I like the way this is going.

        • Axel
          Axel
          September 2, 2014 at 11:37 am | #

          The fun thing about unconscious/internalized bias is, it can easily be both. In fact, we’ve seen a bias that affects women of colour differently than men of colour, which is, “oh it’s too bad your let your hair curl (naturally), you look so much prettier with it long and straight.”

    • Kerry
      Kerry
      September 2, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      he completely dismissed sal’s feelings re: their parents showing clear favoritism to walky

    • Resin
      Resin
      September 2, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      I’m pretty sure this is going all the way back to the “you’ve always been the favourite” argument.

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        September 2, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

        Which was . . . what? Three days ago now, in-comic?? I get so confused!!

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          September 2, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

          Five days ago, this is Wednesday (comic time) and the argument was Saturday.

          • saltchocolate
            saltchocolate
            September 2, 2014 at 7:08 am | #

            Thank you! I actually didn’t think I was that close! 😀

          • Kelli
            Kelli
            September 2, 2014 at 3:21 pm | #

            Depends on how you reckon it. Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday is indeed five days, but Saturday was four days ago. One day ago would be Tuesday, two days ago would be Monday, etc.

    • Greenygal
      Greenygal
      September 2, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

      Directly? Making fun when she said her parents had always liked him better, and then calling her crazy when she said it was for racial reasons. Assuming Walky has decided she wasn’t entirely wrong–and this strip, plus the fact that he’s trying to apologize, suggests he has–he may also feel generally bad over his parents’ actions, and want to express that.

      Then again, it’s Walky, so even if he really does want to say all that, I’m not taking bets that he has any idea what the words he’s looking for are, let alone getting them out of his mouth.

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        September 2, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

        Well, last time he had the “apologize to Sal” script loaded in his brain, he had to talk to Billie instead.

        Probably right now he has a “check on Billie” script loaded and is currently un-loading it to re-load the “apologize to Sal” one.

        …Next time he’ll show up to talk to one of them, and have the script for the opposite one loaded, and end up muddled again when the right person answers the door.

        • Nogre
          Nogre
          September 2, 2014 at 2:54 am | #

          I hadn’t considered it in that light. Poor Walky. He’s had a really rough day. Though this looks like it might be the start of something good.

  15. Khaner
    Khaner
    September 2, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    I’m sorry for existing, I guess.

  16. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    September 2, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    So long as it’s word vomit and not actual vomit.

  17. GoogerGeiger
    GoogerGeiger
    September 2, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Word to yo mother!

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      September 2, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Their mother is the same person and is also kind of at the heart of the problem

    • newllend
      newllend
      September 2, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

      Not a good idea to bring up their mom…actually its not a good idea for them to bring up anyone’s parents really.

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 2, 2014 at 8:32 am | #

        Especially for a nickle.

  18. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    September 2, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Hopefully the way this ends: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hegox8IMr7o

    • Living2dream
      Living2dream
      September 2, 2014 at 1:40 pm | #

      yessssss

  19. newllend
    newllend
    September 2, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Patience Sal patience.

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      September 2, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      For what it’s worth, she’s absolutely showing patience by accepting the apology to begin with.

  20. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    September 2, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    How do I words.

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      September 2, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

      You words gooder to Walky.

  21. chris73
    chris73
    September 2, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    What does Walky need to apoligize for?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 2, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      For not doing the prank where they’d wear Victorian era clothing and stand at the end of long dark hallways and speak in tandem. Now everyone knows who they are and it won’t be as effective and he realizes that now.

      • Insanenoodlyguy
        Insanenoodlyguy
        September 2, 2014 at 4:18 pm | #

        I like the version of events better in your head. Lets go there.

    • dailybrad
      dailybrad
      September 2, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      last they really spoke, Walky had been dismissive of their parents showing favoritism to Walky, but since then, the more he has thought about it, the more he begins to see that there were cases when he was treated better by them unfairly.

      • chris73
        chris73
        September 2, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

        Ahh true, thanks

    • Aolbain
      Aolbain
      September 2, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Not even concidering that Sal might have a point concerning their parents. Or never contacting her when she got sent to Tennesse. Or always using her criminal past against her.

      • Raptorman
        Raptorman
        September 2, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

        I still don’t buy the whole “you’re whiter than me” idea – only because it seems unlikely that one half of a mixed race couple would be racist even incidentally (not impossible mind you) – but it is clear that he was shown more favoritism early on. Maybe for being a boy?
        Or it could be he was the younger one….now that one I can buy into because I’ve been there. Most times its the little ones that get the most attention and the older ones get to fend for themselves.
        Whatever the reason I just hope that Walky and Sal work it out. Siblings shouldn’t let their parents failings turn them into bitter jerks with each other.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          September 2, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

          FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK!!!! Willis has confirmed, multiple times that Sal is entirely correct, we had hundreds of comments confirming behaviour exactly like what the twins have experienced, there were entire posts that linked to all the relevant strips and explained exactly what the problems were.

          Just because you marry a black guy doesn’t automatically erase any racial bias you might have!

          • Maxy
            Maxy
            September 2, 2014 at 1:51 am | #

            I know that he’s confirmed that Sal is correct about Walky being given favoritism, but do you remember approximately when he said is was specifically about color so I can look it up? It just seems strange to me that this would be about color since they’re, you know, the same color. Favoritism? Definitely. But… I really am having a hard time grasping how on earth Walky is ‘Whiter’. Skin tone is (Obviously) the same. Sal definitely has a very different personality, but it doesn’t seem ‘Stereotype Black’ (At least to me), it just seems like ‘Typical Rebel Loner.’

            I get that mixed couples can still be racist, I get that favoritism was obviously shown, I just don’t remember the comic or Word of Willis saying that the favoritism was over race and my brain can’t figure out how it would be in the first place. Can someone please help me out here? I’m apparently wrong since the majority of the populous is saying what I don’t understand, but… Yeah. I’m confused.

            • tinfoil theory
              tinfoil theory
              September 2, 2014 at 2:33 am | #

              Her hair is naturally curlier than his.
              Apparently pinks can’t have curly hair.

              • Betty Anne
                Betty Anne
                September 2, 2014 at 3:10 am | #

                It’s less associated with people classified as white, and when it does happen naturally, they (historically) get smacked down with discrimination as well. There’s a reason Merida’s unruly red curls had to be tamed down in “Brave” for her mother’s expectations of a “proper lady.”

                • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                  Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                  September 2, 2014 at 4:44 am | #

                  Curly hair is also a mark of Jewish heritage, and antisemitism is unfortunately still present in our society.

              • Kerry
                Kerry
                September 2, 2014 at 3:12 am | #

                white people generally do not have kinky hair, no

                • APersonAmI
                  APersonAmI
                  September 2, 2014 at 4:43 am | #

                  …Curly hair is kinkier?

                • Kerry
                  Kerry
                  September 2, 2014 at 4:52 am | #

                  sal doesn’t just have curly hair, she has kinky hair

                • Lukas Ramsey
                  Lukas Ramsey
                  September 2, 2014 at 6:40 am | #

                  Please explain to me the difference between curly hair and kinky hair, as they seem to be exactly the same thing to me.

                • Kerry
                  Kerry
                  September 2, 2014 at 7:41 am | #

                  read the link

            • Toad
              Toad
              September 2, 2014 at 2:48 am | #

              There’s more to race than skin pigmentation. Sal has kinky, “natural” hair, while Walky’s is straight.

              • Toad
                Toad
                September 2, 2014 at 2:49 am | #

                Also there may be other features that aren’t rendered in Willis’ art style, such as a wide nose or thick lips.

            • Betty Anne
              Betty Anne
              September 2, 2014 at 3:07 am | #

              There you go – it doesn’t even have to be the strip where Sal outright spells it out for Walky, because their dad did it for her: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/appointment/

              Do we REALLY need to rehash the whole “President Obama is not black” bullshit to make this clear? Sal and Walky’s skin tone could belong to a wide variety of people of color. They happen to look a lot like my dad, who got his skin and hair color from people of mixed descent that included Native American and Middle Eastern immigrants. I’ve known people from India with a similar skin tone.

              When was the last time their dad commented on Walky letting his hair grow out curly, even though it looked nicer when it was straight? Oh, that’s right, he didn’t have to: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/professional/

              FWIW, their mother (you know, the gal who has white features) tried to include both of them for that TV spot – since that’s the end of the story arc, there’s no way to say if SHE made the decision to put Walky in, or if the agency did. Either way, there’s a better than average chance it was because of his straight hair, because “white” features have been consistently rewarded with more social status and benefits, especially in our country.

              Also: It’s not just the Walkerton parents who do this to their kids, if you hadn’t noticed. It’s just not always about race: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/placate/

              These parents think they’re wanting what’s “best” for their kids. “Best,” of course, being as close to the WASP male default as possible. It’s pretty abundantly clear that the closer you get to that image, the easier you skate through life in this country.

              Let’s put it this way: Walky and Sal, both with their natural hair and their choice of clothes, are both walking (at separate times, not together) in the same urban neighborhood. (I’d make it in New York, but that’s too easy, since NYC’s “stop and frisk” problem is notorious. http://www.nyclu.org/issues/racial-justice/stop-and-frisk-practices ) Who’s going to be more likely to be stopped for no reason by police? Which one will have a “concerned citizen” rushing to call in an anonymous tip first? If they go to a local shopping mall, which one is going to have mall security tailing them from the time they walk in? If they’re a bystander to a violent incident or an act of vandalism, which one is more likely to be pegged as a suspect?

              Their parents aren’t stupid. They see – and live – this bullshit EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. Yes, it’s still misguided to favor a child who’s “more white” because of it, but it’s also misguided to favor a child who’s “less gay” because he’s not a target of anti-gay violence and discrimination, or to favor a child who dates “up” instead of “down.”

              There are photos being circulated on Facebook RIGHT NOW (warning: graphic images https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/justice4avalynn ) of a little girl who got the shit kicked out of her on the playground at school and the adults there are doing NOTHING to her attackers because “no adult saw it” and it’s considered a “he said/she said” situation, with “no proof” she had the shit kicked out of her. THIS LITTLE GIRL IS SAL. Grab one of the normal-lighting pics (not the bright light washed out images) and set it next to a drawing of Sal. Compare those curls (both in their tamed and frizzy states) to Sal’s curls (both in their tamed and frizzy states). This is the reality people of color live in this country – and the Walkertons mistakenly believe that because Walky will automatically have it slightly easier that they can be harder on Sal to conform than they are on him. If that little girl had naturally straight, blonde hair and blue eyes, would it require a Facebook campaign to get ANY action taken on the child’s attackers?

              • Doom Shepherd
                Doom Shepherd
                September 2, 2014 at 8:11 am | #

                http://www.snopes.com/info/news/avalynn.asp

                They don’t even know if there ARE attackers.

                • Opus the Poet
                  Opus the Poet
                  September 2, 2014 at 11:21 am | #

                  Did you not look at the pictures? Those are either the best photoshops I have ever seen, or someone repeatedly hit that girl in the face with heavy blunt objects. Those are not consistent with falling off playground equipment which would have a single impact point or area, she has impact sites on the side of her head and the front of her head that obviously came from different directions. Notice the two black eyes and facial cuts around the eyes, but no impact damage to her nose that sticks out much farther than her eyes or cheekbones and would have made contact with the ground or playground apparatus had she injured herself.

                • Betty Anne
                  Betty Anne
                  September 2, 2014 at 1:57 pm | #

                  Thank you, Opus. I am well aware of the Snopes link and various other “debunking” of this girl’s situation – that’s why I used quotation marks around the keywords used to debunk it, “no adult saw it,” “he said/she said” and “no proof.”

                  This little girl fell off the slide the way battered women fall down stairs.

                • Opus the Poet
                  Opus the Poet
                  September 3, 2014 at 11:16 pm | #

                  Sorry about that, but I deal with LEO narratives that contradict physical evidence several times a week in my blog on bicycle safety (though not as often as I used to). I get a trifle excitable when I see that in other situations away from my normal job. It was almost as if I had some kind of compulsion… like OCD or something (SPOILER: I has CDO with the letters in alphabetical order AS THEY SHOULD BE)

              • poofdepoof
                poofdepoof
                September 2, 2014 at 11:49 pm | #

                omg I finally understand the whole hair arc thing. I was wondering why Sal was so sad about straightening her hair; now everything makes SO much sense. Wow, thanks!

            • timemonkey
              timemonkey
              September 2, 2014 at 8:39 am | #

              In the same strip it was brought up in! This isn’t new, it was a thing for like a month, how did you miss it?

            • AgentKeen
              AgentKeen
              September 2, 2014 at 9:33 am | #

              Disregarding everything else, Walky himself says that he’s ‘generically beige’ while his sister is ‘black’.
              http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/kinky-2/
              He sees the difference, even if he wasn’t willing to acknowledge it.
              Also, color =/= race. I know people like to pretend it’s that cut and dried (especially white people, where white is default and non-white is a race). Yes, skin color can be the most apparent ‘difference’, but it’s not all there is.

            • Kathleen
              Kathleen
              September 2, 2014 at 4:05 pm | #

              Walky has “good hair” and he’s also better at school (which is associated with whiteness) and they basically blame Sal for not doing better.

              When asked about their race, Walky said Sal was black while he was “generically beige”. Their skin tone may be identical, but their other features combine into two different outward personas. Walky “passes” but Sal doesn’t.

              Note her black dad telling Sal her NATURALLY CURLY HAIR JUST LIKE HIS looks better straightened. Which he knows takes an intense amount of time and effort to maintain.

              • Jen Aside
                Jen Aside
                September 2, 2014 at 7:25 pm | #

                I can only think of the “excuse” that maybe Dad Walkerton [forgot his name] actually DOESN’T know, because maybe he was adopted and raised white, so he has zero clue about women’s troubles as specifically relate to his own race

                yyyyyyyeah, not really buying it myself

          • Killjoy
            Killjoy
            September 2, 2014 at 11:38 am | #

            I guess some of us missed where that confirmation was conveyed in the course of the comic itself.

            • Kathleen
              Kathleen
              September 2, 2014 at 3:27 pm | #

              The whole point of this arc is that racism can be subtle, and that people can have bias without trying that’s still hurtful. So if you’re waiting for their parents to stand up and yell “I hate black people! I am a card-carrying KKK member!” It’s not gonna happen.

              There have been books written on the concept of “micro-aggressions”- the little things that seem innocuous but wear people down over time. Like how there’s usually only one black dude per major movie. You can argue all you want about the merits of the particular movie that has all white people, but when EVERY MOVIE (and tv show and ad etc) is about white people with maybe black people there as support, it really starts to fuck with you. Like Chinese Water Torture.

              So yeah. Subtle racism is still racism. It’s not something the parents would ever explicitly endorse, but given Sal has lived in close proximity to them for decades, she is probably the best candidate to notice that shit.

        • AgentKeen
          AgentKeen
          September 2, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

          It really, really does happen, whether you believe it or not.

          Possibly relevant reading: http://racerelations.about.com/od/understandingrac1/a/internalizedracism.htm

        • Andrew
          Andrew
          September 2, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

          Women can be sexist toward women, gay people can be homophobic.

          Simply being a minority (or part of an interracial couple) doesn’t inoculate you from perpetuating society’s prejudices.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            September 2, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

            Oh [$DEITY] can gay people be homophobes. I think that describes half of the Tea Party, anti-gay marriage wing.

        • LiaHansen
          LiaHansen
          September 2, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

          Hey, you’re the one from tumblr! Can I have your autograph?

        • JWLM
          JWLM
          September 2, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

          In this case, it’s canon: the twins’ parents treated them differently, and Walky didn’t realize it at first. In fact, it was only driven home when he saw the cartoon and remembered that he’d been allowed to audition and his sister hadn’t.

        • Kerry
          Kerry
          September 2, 2014 at 12:51 am | #

          oy, poc can be racist
          white people who are in relationships with poc can be racist
          gender has something to do with it as well, as the good/bad hair issue is more pronounced when it comes to women, since women are expected to always look “good”, but that’s really not the point

        • Dr. Zeus
          Dr. Zeus
          September 2, 2014 at 1:02 am | #

          Why one half? Although on the family weekend her father, unlike her mother, the visible minority half of their parentage, did engage her he still made a comment on how her hair was prettier when whiter; obviously not phrased that way though however.

          Everyone is a little bit racist, sexist, and just in general discriminatory not because of what they believe but we are all products of our society. I do not think that anyone can point me to an absolutely egalitarian culture anywhere in history.

  22. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    September 2, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Cough ’em up Walky heh.

    Sister’s know.

    • newllend
      newllend
      September 2, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      Maybe if someone punch him in the gut like they used to in cartoons he would spit it out.

  23. Saaaam
    Saaaam
    September 2, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Uh oh, they got a strip all to themselves, now the incest shippers will come.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 2, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      …Interesting Choice of words.

    • Ragnal
      Ragnal
      September 2, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Can we get this comment buried, please?

      • Dr. Zeus
        Dr. Zeus
        September 2, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

        Under replies?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      September 2, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      Just imagine how pretty it would be. You wouldn’t be able to tell where one ended and the other began. XD

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        September 2, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

        And when they’re hair’s all messy how will you be able to tell which is which. We know Walky’s growin’ some manboobs.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          September 2, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

          Them McNuggets have to deposit themselves somewhere. 😀

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          September 2, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

          Like a shifting mass of smooth caramel skin and rivers of chocolate hair.

    • Pink Freud
      Pink Freud
      September 2, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      GET OUT OF MY HEAD

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      September 2, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

      Did someone order a pallet of brain bleach?

      • JWLM
        JWLM
        September 2, 2014 at 12:50 am | #

        No, but I ordered a case of mental floss last week. It hasn’t gotten here yet.

        • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
          Gadgeteer Smashwidget
          September 2, 2014 at 4:36 am | #

          heheh, mental floss. I’m using that one.

          • Robin
            Robin
            September 2, 2014 at 11:56 am | #

            mental_floss.

            • JWLM
              JWLM
              September 2, 2014 at 4:04 pm | #

              Historically, I was a part of the conversation on soc.motss back in 1990 when the term was actually coined. (We had trolls galore, and somebody…Jess Anderson, maybe?…coined the term about a particularly noxious one.)

    • Raptorman
      Raptorman
      September 2, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

      Dude, did you reeeeally have to go there? LOL!

      • Saaaam
        Saaaam
        September 2, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

        Nothing is sacred after people started shipping Anna and Elsa

        • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
          Gadgeteer Smashwidget
          September 2, 2014 at 4:27 am | #

          Is this a thing? I know where it’s from, but I always interpreted the scene from the end of the movie as “love isn’t always about romance.”

          • gwalla
            gwalla
            September 2, 2014 at 12:20 pm | #

            That’s the intended message. But some people apparently see any displays of affection between two characters as a sign that they wanna bang. Or refuse to let the expectation that true love = romantic partners be subverted (Elsa doesn’t end up with a guy; Kristoff does not save Anna because Elsa is her “true love” so Anna doesn’t really end up with him; therefore, Anna/Elsa OTP)

            The interpretation of Let It Go as a “coming out” scene may feed into it, but I dunno.

            But I may be overthinking this. Hell, there is a sizable group of people who ship Elsa with Jack from Rise of the Guardians, apparently solely on the basis of ice powers. They’re not even from the same universe!

            • Killjoy
              Killjoy
              September 2, 2014 at 4:08 pm | #

              Good summary of why the “shipping” community makes me want to bang my head on my desk… repeatedly.

        • APersonAmI
          APersonAmI
          September 2, 2014 at 4:34 am | #

          Anna and Elsa is the main love story of Frozen. The most important thing, from the point of the story, is the two of them, and their relationship.

          While I am a big fan of platonic love, I personally don’t think it is particularly unexpected that some people imagined the main players in a love story to be romantically entangled.

          • Killjoy
            Killjoy
            September 2, 2014 at 4:14 pm | #

            The problem is that a certain segment of the “shipoverse” can’t see any form of affection, or ANY intense emotional exchange, without being utterly convinced that the two characters harbor sexual notions about each other.

            Thus, you get a story about the relationship between two siblings, and certain people are convinced it’s sexual. (Frozen, for example.)

            Two characters who assuredly are not of the orientation to be attracted to each other, and who clearly loath each other to the core, and yet somehow certain people will think of their “relationship” in terms of secret sexual lust. (Harry and Draco shipping, frex — seriously, what the hell?)

            • APersonAmI
              APersonAmI
              September 3, 2014 at 1:03 am | #

              I pretty much agree with you, Killjoy, and Gwalla above. I wouldn’t consider it a problem if it wasn’t as universal as it is – I don’t think it’s inherently wrong to enjoy just about anything sexually – but when that’s the only way so many people react to all relationships regardless of context, it does become worrying.

              It’s been really nice for me to see two mainstream movies this year that I have seen that explicitly stated that their story of true love was a platonic one between two women – Maleficient and Frozen. It would be nice if more people recognized that.

    • newllend
      newllend
      September 2, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

      I actually stop to read this, now I wish I didn’t because that image is in my head .

      • newllend
        newllend
        September 2, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

        Then Willis started taking those shots he was saving tonight.

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      September 2, 2014 at 2:37 am | #

      When sibling rivalry turns into sibling revelry.

    • Insanenoodlyguy
      Insanenoodlyguy
      September 2, 2014 at 4:16 pm | #

      Not to worry, some of us have been shipping them since “It’s Walky!”

      We were already here.

  24. Notebooked
    Notebooked
    September 2, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    I’m looking forward to seeing how this turns out. Walky generally coasts along pretty smoothly, so him having to put efforts towards this should be interesting.

  25. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    September 2, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    Well, the comment section will be hilarious, if nothing else.

    • Kerry
      Kerry
      September 2, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      more depressing than anything else, imo
      but I bet tomorrow will be even worse, unless david cuts away again

      • Sensedog
        Sensedog
        September 2, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

        It’s just not worth being depressed over people having different opinions. It’s silly when anyone is bothered by comments about a webcomic on the internet.

        It can be kind of fun to watch though, in a way.

        • Kerry
          Kerry
          September 2, 2014 at 12:55 am | #

          um… sorry for being bothered about racism?

        • JWLM
          JWLM
          September 2, 2014 at 1:02 am | #

          You know, Willis might have the right idea with the Ruth coaster and the glass of Bourbon.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            September 2, 2014 at 11:24 am | #

            I thought the Ruth thingy was a mouse pad…

            • JWLM
              JWLM
              September 2, 2014 at 4:03 pm | #

              Ruth one one of the coasters that showed up in the Tumbler. He’s never sold them, unfortunately.

  26. Clodia
    Clodia
    September 2, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

    Awwww. I live their sibling relationship. It’s rough, but they’re trying to make it work. I’m glad Walky is trying to apologize and isn’t taking the easy way out. I’m glad Sal is willing to give him an out when she can see he’s trying.

    • dailybrad
      dailybrad
      September 2, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

      Yeah, they do care about each other, it’s quite sweet that they try to kind of meet half way, between their differences.

  27. nothri
    nothri
    September 2, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

    I don’t say this often in regard to Sal, but….Awwwwww.

  28. Dr. Zeus
    Dr. Zeus
    September 2, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

    The comments seem to have yet to produce anything that I would think would make Willis use that shot glass. I’m going for a smoke, let’s see what it’s like after.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 2, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

      Willis is more likely to bury his sorrows by consuming loads of mash potatoes and sniffing permanent markers.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        September 2, 2014 at 12:45 am | #

        Did you know that when you draw an unkillable badass with permanent marker you can kill him with a regular dry-erase, no wait a minute…

        • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
          Gadgeteer Smashwidget
          September 2, 2014 at 4:30 am | #

          You might have to take his femurs to do that.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            September 2, 2014 at 11:26 am | #

            Alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol. It’s the kryptonite of unkillable badasses.

            • JWLM
              JWLM
              September 2, 2014 at 7:17 pm | #

              Lots of alcohol and taking femurs…that sounds like someone I’ve read about recently

  29. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    September 2, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

    “……do you wanna build a snowman?”

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      September 2, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

      That brings up… some really interesting parallels between the 2 stories…

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      September 2, 2014 at 1:30 am | #

      “WOULD I???”

    • Philip Petrunak
      Philip Petrunak
      September 2, 2014 at 7:47 am | #

      “Don’t you think it’s a little too hhhhhhot?”

  30. Gigafreak
    Gigafreak
    September 2, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

    Walky wanted to talk to Sal, and ended up having to talk to Billie.

    Walky wants to talk to Billie, and now ends up having to talk to Sal.

    You’d think that Walky would have a Pavlovian anxiety response to approaching that door by now.

    • dailybrad
      dailybrad
      September 2, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

      Oh, I am sure he’s anxious as all hell. Walky doesn’t do feelings too great yet.

      • PlainMarie
        PlainMarie
        September 2, 2014 at 9:27 pm | #

        But I appreciate him trying!

  31. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    September 2, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

    Walky: Understand, it’s not ME to have Privilege! How was I supposed to know I had it!?

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      September 2, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

      On the end of the Walky and paler skin, I’m inclined to think most of this was unconscious on their parents part. THEY had to deal with racism and knew how it worked, so they made unconscious expectations that Walky would have it easier. So they put higher expectations on Walky than Sal. Sal, who sensed that she was expected less of, acted up–which created a vicious cycle. It’s also probable Walky being a man might have influenced them too as some parents think the male child will exceed the female even today.

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        September 2, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

        Their skin is the same color– down to even having the same RGB values. Their different behavior and temperament are what set off the racial perceptions.

        • Charles Phipps
          Charles Phipps
          September 2, 2014 at 1:17 am | #

          I think Willis has said that’s flat out not true.

          • Kerry
            Kerry
            September 2, 2014 at 1:43 am | #

            he’s flat out said it’s not true that they have different skin colors
            sal has to straighten her hair for it to not look kinky, while walky naturally has pretty straight hair when it’s grown out

            • Nono
              Nono
              September 2, 2014 at 1:49 am | #

              Walky: ‘Well, my sister’s brown. I’M generically beige.’

              Or something to that effect.

              • Kerry
                Kerry
                September 2, 2014 at 1:54 am | #

                he says his sister’s “black”, but that doesn’t really have anything to do with skin color at that point
                kinky hair is a black feature, plus sal “acts blacker”

                • Dr. Zeus
                  Dr. Zeus
                  September 2, 2014 at 2:44 am | #

                  I have to admit the whole acts blacker is something I, personally, don’t really get though not because it isn’t a thing. Hells I know I consume enough American media that I can’t deny that it is a thing but the area of Canada I am from the vast majority, from personal experience at least, of black people here are discriminated against for either being a recent immigrant, children of recent immigrants, or for being French.

                  No real point here just random anecdotal stories.

                • Kerry
                  Kerry
                  September 2, 2014 at 3:11 am | #

                  she “acts blacker” by being a criminal/rebel
                  it’s not really black to be a criminal, but that’s what black people are associated with

          • terry
            terry
            September 2, 2014 at 1:48 am | #

            No. He said their skin is the same color. Walky is not literally whiter, but figuratively, because of his behavior and personality.

          • etybolik
            etybolik
            September 2, 2014 at 1:49 am | #

            About the RGB values or their parents being racist? Because the latter is canon per Willis.

            • etybolik
              etybolik
              September 2, 2014 at 1:51 am | #

              Correction, both are canon. I’d forgotten about the first one being true.

  32. sps48
    sps48
    September 2, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

    It happens sometimes. Words won’t come out.
    Better than wrong words, I guess.

  33. Greenygal
    Greenygal
    September 2, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

    Aw. It’s sweet of Sal to accept the intention, and sweet of Walky not to take the out. I’m looking forward with interest to see what he wants to say.

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      September 2, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

      I imagine that Walky will say The Wrong Thing in his apology, fall over himself apologizing for his botched apology, and then screw up THAT apology…

      …And I imagine Sal will probably still forgive him.

  34. Koms
    Koms
    September 2, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

    This is why I like Sal. She’s so cool!!

    • Kerry
      Kerry
      September 2, 2014 at 12:57 am | #

      yes, sal, you are indeed cool

    • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      September 2, 2014 at 4:32 am | #

      Sal fangirl/boy with a Sal avatar. You must be gushing at this point.

      • Koms
        Koms
        September 2, 2014 at 5:48 am | #

        I didn’t notice..but now that I see…I’m so proud of myself.. err..I mean of Sal 😀

  35. shoeboxjeddy
    shoeboxjeddy
    September 2, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

    Awww. Sibling love. If there are actual words, hopefully we get to hear them. I’d be interested in a best attempt at apologizing for this.

    • Tom Speelman
      Tom Speelman
      September 2, 2014 at 12:57 am | #

      Oh yeah, this is gonna be a big ol’ Walky monologue. I’m half-wondering if Willis will close the comment thread in an upcoming strip for this scene.

      • Sensedog
        Sensedog
        September 2, 2014 at 1:35 am | #

        He might, but it only seemed to happen in the past when he assumed there would be enough posts that he just wouldn’t agree with. Right now the comments here seem tame compared to what triggered that last time around.

  36. epershannd
    epershannd
    September 2, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

    hmm where is billie indeed

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      September 2, 2014 at 2:45 am | #

      All over Ruth.

  37. KPSquall
    KPSquall
    September 2, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

    I was not expecting this but I find it amazing, I like seeing close families and such so I was pleasantly surprised by her knowing what he wanted to say especially as they do not seem close at all. It may seem odd but this will help continue the good mood I have been in lately.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      September 2, 2014 at 2:38 am | #

      Well, the alternate dialogue is

      “‘pology accepted.”
      “What? NO! I wasn’t apologizing to YOU!”
      “Then why else would you be standing here?”

      kind of the “So, you stole the cookies from the cookie jar…” “WHAT WHO TOLD YOU??” “You did, just now.” effect

  38. EvergreenFir
    EvergreenFir
    September 2, 2014 at 1:12 am | #

    Epididymitis?

    • tinfoil theory
      tinfoil theory
      September 2, 2014 at 2:48 am | #

      Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalophobia.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        September 2, 2014 at 7:22 pm | #

        Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

        [I just wanted to write that]

  39. MrSirk
    MrSirk
    September 2, 2014 at 1:19 am | #

    The Walkertons is filmed in front of a live studio audience.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      September 2, 2014 at 2:36 am | #

      Who’s the Shortpacked!? is drawn by a live studio audience.

  40. Beachfox
    Beachfox
    September 2, 2014 at 1:31 am | #

    This is actually really sweet, on both their parts.
    Sal, for recognizing what Walky is trying to do, and accepting it pointblank, and Walky for trying to power through anyways to the actual words even though his sister has already accepted it sight-unseen.

  41. palpatin93
    palpatin93
    September 2, 2014 at 2:05 am | #

    I… I just went over the ‘cast’ page, and found the profile of a certain ‘Carla’ I don’t remember at all. She seems to be rather suspicious… having no roommate that could suspect her! THEN I remembered we recently saw her nearly crashing into Danny…
    …could it be that she was fleeing from an investigating Amazigirl?

    Concerning today’s comic: I want to see them hug :3

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      September 2, 2014 at 2:35 am | #

      She would totally have gloated about it, tho.

    • John
      John
      September 2, 2014 at 11:31 pm | #

      Carla’s been in a dozen other strips.

  42. Morty
    Morty
    September 2, 2014 at 2:54 am | #

    I’m impressed, this is already going better than I expected

  43. Nogre
    Nogre
    September 2, 2014 at 3:10 am | #

    Sal has done a lot of awesome and badass stuff so far, but I feel like this takes the cake. Forgiving someone like that takes some real strength.

    And Walky’s being brave, which is cool.

    It’s getting to the point where there’s so much stuff I want to see play out that I don’t know whether I want the comic to jump to a different group or not.

  44. MichaelHaneline
    MichaelHaneline
    September 2, 2014 at 3:51 am | #

    Anyone else rubbing their forehead as they read some of the comments here about how people think racism works?

    Strangest sense of deja vu. It’s almost like a discussion that’s already been had here before…

    • Ashirogi
      Ashirogi
      September 2, 2014 at 10:31 am | #

      And we need to have again. This is how we learn. And different people drop in and out of the conversation and need to express their views.

      Nothing wrong with that. It’s the only way we can learn. Remember, a “conversation about race” involves two or more sides, not a lecture.

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        September 2, 2014 at 11:00 am | #

        can’t wait to hear the other side of racism

        • slicedtoad
          slicedtoad
          September 2, 2014 at 12:52 pm | #

          Of course there’s more than one side, it’s not just a black and white issue. (i’m so sorry)

          • Keroshino
            Keroshino
            September 2, 2014 at 1:16 pm | #

            But of course! There is also Green, Yellow, Blue and Red!!!

            • Clif
              Clif
              September 2, 2014 at 2:20 pm | #

              My favorite is Well-read.

        • Clif
          Clif
          September 2, 2014 at 2:21 pm | #

          I can. (Careful what you wish for.)

  45. Dani Kelley
    Dani Kelley
    September 2, 2014 at 8:14 am | #

    Aw, yay Sal. And yay Walky.

  46. hof1991
    hof1991
    September 2, 2014 at 8:36 am | #

    Sal’s sequence of faces is great. Annoyed with Walky (who isn’t), thinking about it and then some measure of forgiveness. Great visual storytelling. Bless you Willis.

  47. Slinx
    Slinx
    September 2, 2014 at 1:57 pm | #

    D’awwww, fourth panel Walky.

  48. Tealjoy Berry
    Tealjoy Berry
    September 2, 2014 at 2:37 pm | #

    Only a couple of days have passed in this comic but it’s been a while since I’ve seen Sal…sometimes I hate floating timelines

  49. Tenn
    Tenn
    September 2, 2014 at 2:39 pm | #

    Of course the chapter titled “Up all night to get vengeance” has just one big drama scene that peters out to nothing, and then turns into a huge sigh of relief with lots of hilarity and merriment and nose-picking vibrators.

    Of course the chapter titled “The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit” is a frikkin’ drama hurricane with possible the highest number of mood whiplashes in any chapter ever.

    I’m certainly not complaining. I’ll take lots of mood whiplashes over constant depressing darkness any day. 😀

  50. advancecasette
    advancecasette
    September 2, 2014 at 3:20 pm | #

    damn, I wonder how bad the comments will be in the next few strips when walky and sal are actually talking about it

  51. Ailorn
    Ailorn
    September 2, 2014 at 4:02 pm | #

    I enjoy the hovertext highlighting Walky’s verbal/emotional constipation… Walky is really taking steps to grow recently… assertive with Dorothy, trying to be supportive with Billie (despite his lack of experience) and now putting himself on the spot to take responsibility for his actions with Sal.

    Has he been the character with the most personal growth so far?

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      September 2, 2014 at 7:19 pm | #

      *suddenly thinks of “cooties to boner in 60 seconds”*

  52. Insanenoodlyguy
    Insanenoodlyguy
    September 2, 2014 at 4:24 pm | #

    Get out now kid. The apology in her head is probably better then yours. Don’t pull a Danny now when your about to be in the clear!

  53. gordon blvd
    gordon blvd
    September 2, 2014 at 5:39 pm | #

    Dave Willis – that cartoon is seriously the sweetest “dumbing” you’ve done yet……………

  54. The_Specter
    The_Specter
    September 3, 2014 at 1:10 pm | #

    The only part wrong here is purely a technicality. If sal shortened apology to ‘pology, chances are very high that accepted would also be shortened to ‘cepted.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
I don’t know who needs to see this beyond 99% of users here
It’s a screenshot of the dictionary definition of “rhetorical question”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
Me if I ever see Tony Hawk: Hey you’re Tony Hawk the famous skateboarder. That’s right I recognise you. Won’t be able to get any content out of this will you, you piece of shit
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
This is never going away, is it.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
Ordered a TFOne Megatronus card from overseas and it came with some other random cards as packing thanks for the super high Squidward
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Sean Kelley McKeever @seanmckeever.com ⋅ 20h
How to read all 28 issues of my Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane run on Marvel Unlimited: 1: The first four issues were published as the miniseries "Mary Jane." www.marvel.com/comics/serie...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
www.ebay.com/itm/23610614... selling my stege shockwave
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Transformers War for Cybertron Siege Leader Class Shockwave, loose, complete | eBay
Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers War for Cybertron Siege Leader Class Shockwave, loose, complete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
Dorothy!
dorothy in a dark purple collared shirt and her usual black vest, with cuffed pants
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
i want to change the caption's image to a photo of a mountain of ET cartridges in a landfill
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
today in #9chickweedlane i learned we have to be shown children learning and relearning what sex is, for Reasons, even though they already clearly know and have prepared nuanced questions about it! also that Gran must hate, if she's still alive, how Old Juliette is the same but with gray hair
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
one of my favorite things is when a commenter explodes WHEN DO THESE CHARACTERS GET THERAPY but directed towards a character who canonically has a regular therapist
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609624... Three hours left on this murder machine
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Transformers MPM-4 Movie Optimus Prime, boxed/complete but with extra hooks! | eBay
He's been opened, stood on a shelf for a while, and placed back inside.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
mary: dawn says your girlfriend is trying to murder her wilbur: but what about MY happiness okay can we kill wilbur now
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
help I had a big yawny stretch after I got into bed and threw out my back
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Dotty" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
fuck off
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Phew, they made NoHo Hank wear pants.
A McFarlane Toys action figure of Metamorpho, from James Gunn's Superman movie.  He's wearing pants.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 2d
Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 2d
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 5d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
#relatable
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a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 2d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 3d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 3d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 3d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 12d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 12d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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