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by David M Willis on September 23, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - When Somebody Loved Me
└ Tags: marcie, sal

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  1. Camachri
    Camachri
    September 23, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Marcie??? MARCIE??? Young lady, you stop being so gosh-darned cute this instant!

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      September 23, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      *gestures with right hand: thumb, index, and middle finger outstretched closing together*

      • JustCheetoDust
        JustCheetoDust
        September 23, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

        I’m probably thinking of the wrong thing. The inclusion of the middle finger is throwing me off as well.

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          September 23, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

          *may have described that awkwardly*

          • JustCheetoDust
            JustCheetoDust
            September 23, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

            When I re-read your first post it dawned on me how horribly off I was, not to mention how badly I want to shoehorn hyperlinks or alt-text into anything I post (a contributing factor to the narrow-minded view I had half an hour ago).

            • Jen Aside
              Jen Aside
              September 23, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

              *makes reverse “hang ten” sign in your general direction*

          • TCS
            TCS
            September 23, 2014 at 3:21 pm | #

            Whoops, I’ve been doing it wrong. (included ring finger)

          • brady kj
            brady kj
            September 23, 2014 at 7:31 pm | #

            Wow. I know sign language. But wow. Trying to decipher written descriptions of it is impossible.

            • Thomas64
              Thomas64
              September 23, 2014 at 9:29 pm | #

              Maybe it would help to try to make the gestures described?
              I’ve read things that were written in phonetically rendered German dialects. I can understand those dialects fine, but in writing it looked like gibberish. But when I tried pronouncing it, purely phonetically, without understanding, it started to fall into place and make sense. I could imagine something similar happening with written ASL.

            • Jen Aside
              Jen Aside
              September 24, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

              well, I imagine reading–say–Korean would be difficult when being described through someone who can’t read it…

              [oh hey I have my ASL book sitting next to me, maybe I shoulda used the descriptions out of that instead]

              [[even though those are written in second-person instead of first-]]

      • Camachri
        Camachri
        September 23, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        *Right hand’s fingers pointing outward together, thumb tucked behind, palm facing towards self. Draws hand in a downward circular motion over chest slowly*~???

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          September 23, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

          *rubs belly, pats head*

          • Camachri
            Camachri
            September 23, 2014 at 2:12 am | #

            *pats bel- wait, rubs- argh* *admits defeat*

            • Jen Aside
              Jen Aside
              September 23, 2014 at 3:27 am | #

              *puts index fingers at corners of mouth and wiggles them in outwards, upwards motions*

            • purphoros
              purphoros
              September 23, 2014 at 9:41 am | #

              rubs head on pats belly. Pat giggles.

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      September 23, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

      Between Billie, Sal & Walky, Marcie is not the cutest.
      Absence of visible eyes contributes to that status.

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        September 23, 2014 at 12:50 am | #

        Referring to the kid versions, I mean.

      • David Herbert
        David Herbert
        September 23, 2014 at 3:22 am | #

        I’m sort of hearing her voiced by a squeakier Daria.

      • OmegaDez
        OmegaDez
        September 23, 2014 at 2:40 pm | #

        No, her glasses definitely make her the cutest.

  2. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    September 23, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Yay Marcie.

  3. otusasio451
    otusasio451
    September 23, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    …Marcie…talks? OH GOD, THERE’S A TERRIBLE ORIGIN STORY COMING, ISN’T THERE?

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      September 23, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      Somehow I’m sure trucks are involved

    • Hoboturtle
      Hoboturtle
      September 23, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Sal’s whole friendship with her is gonna turn out to be redemption for rendering her mitr pr something like that.

      • Maveric1984
        Maveric1984
        September 23, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

        She joins her at a 45 degree angle?

        • TheOtherJames
          TheOtherJames
          September 23, 2014 at 9:50 am | #

          This is DoA. All signs point to, “Yes.”

        • Hoboturtle
          Hoboturtle
          September 23, 2014 at 6:02 pm | #

          Damn you cellphone keyboards~!

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        September 23, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

        That is the worst typo of “mute” I have ever seen. Don’t you at least look at what you post before hitting the “Post Comment” button? BTW Marcie is talking! I’m with the other people thinking we may be seeing a tragic origin story beginning.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          September 23, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

          Until I was able to fix my IE a fortnight ago, features like the spell-checker was unavailable to me.

          • Kelly
            Kelly
            September 23, 2014 at 2:08 am | #

            >IE

            AH, it burns!
            Speak not that name of evil!

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              September 23, 2014 at 3:16 am | #

              I tried things like Firefox and Opera but they either lacked certain features I wanted or didn’t work with some sites like I wanted them to.

              • David
                David
                September 23, 2014 at 5:33 am | #

                That’s like wearing no blouse to church because it would not go with the shoes.

                • darkgloomie
                  darkgloomie
                  September 23, 2014 at 6:34 am | #

                  well, it’s a valid reason unless you show up naked to church.

                • Mal
                  Mal
                  September 23, 2014 at 11:46 am | #

                  I support showing up naked to church.

                • brionl
                  brionl
                  September 23, 2014 at 11:58 am | #

                  On my list of “People I do not want to see naked”, Church Ladies are way up near the top.

                • Evan
                  Evan
                  September 23, 2014 at 6:03 pm | #

                  I support showing up naked to church, and I support people using IE, but I am vehemently against people who use IE showing up naked to church.

              • Nogre
                Nogre
                September 23, 2014 at 12:31 pm | #

                IE is my favorite browser, too. The only problems I ever have is with specific sites, and that’s usually the site’s fault, not IE’s.

                • Kelly
                  Kelly
                  September 23, 2014 at 4:12 pm | #

                  I don’t know about your specific sites, but IE is still the least standards compliant browser, so pure statistically it is more likely IE’s fault.

              • Kelly
                Kelly
                September 23, 2014 at 4:33 pm | #

                I…
                WAT

                What features???
                What sites? and how do they not work “like you want”??

                I am not aware of IE having any features that are unique to it, aside from some Windows Domain integration stuff that doesn’t apply outside a corporate network. (Some few features in IE might not be in FF/Chrome out of the box, but they should be available as addons)

                Basically no modern site on the public internet targets IE initially/primarily. They basically all target FF and/or Chrome as first targets, then verify others, IE typically being last. Depending on their target demographics they may exclude all IEs beside the most recent one or two (and breath a sigh of relief). Some that do support older IEs allow a greater degree of brokenness there than for other browsers.

                IE has made big jumps in standards compliance in the more recent versions (9, 10, 11), but it still is *easily* the worst of the big players on that score. Google doesn’t even support IE9 since 11 came out.

                Usually the only places you find sites that work properly only in IE are very old unmaintained sites, certain internal corporate sites at very large, ossified companies, and some small percent of the worst government sites.

      • LeslieBean4Shizzle
        LeslieBean4Shizzle
        September 23, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

        That’s what I’m guessing.
        Doom is coming.

        • 4th Dimension
          4th Dimension
          September 23, 2014 at 2:31 am | #

          But David can not use Dr. Doom character 😉

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            September 23, 2014 at 10:54 am | #

            Just like he can’t use Batman or transformers in strips in Shortpacked!, yes.

            • Jen Aside
              Jen Aside
              September 23, 2014 at 7:16 pm | #

              Shortpacked! is different. For DoA I think he’s disinclined to use references beyond, say, name-dropping Jack Kirby purely in dialogue.

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      September 23, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      Peppermint Pattie arrives and tears out Marcie’s vocal cords in a fit of ‘roid rage.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        September 23, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

        Or rather jealousy.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        September 23, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

        Yeah, with the name and the glasses, I keep waiting for her to call Sal “Sir”.

  4. ankhtahr
    ankhtahr
    September 23, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    omg, marcie could speak! Let the speculation about why she doesn’t anymore commence!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 23, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      She sold her voice to a sea witch in return for badass skateboarding skills.

      • Just Here
        Just Here
        September 23, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

        Funny thing: We’ve never heard Marcie speak. Nothing’s ever been said about her being deaf.

        • JWLM
          JWLM
          September 23, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

          In fact, we know that she’s not deaf, merely mute. We’ve seen Sal talk to her.

          • chase
            chase
            September 23, 2014 at 7:09 am | #

            Many deaf people can read lips. I’ve worked with several during my years at a college where they pride themselves on the large deaf community.
            But I’m pretty sure Marcie’s not deaf anyway. :0

            • DanMan9820
              DanMan9820
              September 23, 2014 at 7:35 am | #

              Willis confirmed in an earlier strip that Marcie is mute but not deaf.

            • Cybersnark
              Cybersnark
              September 23, 2014 at 9:47 am | #

              We’ve seen Sal talk to her while wearing a motorcycle helmet.

              • Led
                Led
                September 23, 2014 at 10:50 am | #

                That could still work if those glasses Marcie are wearing are really X-ray goggles, though 😀

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          September 23, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

          I seem to recall Word Of God saying that she was not deaf, only mute.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          September 23, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

          I think Willis specifically said once or twice that she isn’t deaf. And I’m certain she has understood things Sal has said while wearing her motorcycle helmet, so it can’t be that she reads lips.

          • David
            David
            September 23, 2014 at 5:35 am | #

            Sure about that? Sal’s clothes are rather tight.

      • slicey
        slicey
        September 23, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

        Willis has shown she can hear she can hear she is just mute. Now neither it’s psychologically or physical remains to be seen. Most like physical. A lot of different kinds of injury especially to the brain (speech centers) and throat can cause mutism. Not to mention diseases. Plus vocal cords can easily be injured, hence smokers having their voices change. But I fear for the next strip. Cause…. high metal playground equipment…..

        • Kathleen
          Kathleen
          September 23, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

          OH NO YOU’RE RIGHT

        • IndigoRei
          IndigoRei
          September 23, 2014 at 3:51 pm | #

          I say she’s either doing it to mess with peoples heads or she made a bet with someone.

        • JQuire
          JQuire
          September 23, 2014 at 5:43 pm | #

          I kind of ignored the possibility that it was a brain injury…..WELP. I guess we all know how this little game of king of the mountain is going to end….

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 23, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      Maybe she heard a recording of her voice, was so freaked out by it that she never spoke again.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        September 23, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

        Least tragic possible explanation: INSTANT IMMERSION

        • JustCheetoDust
          JustCheetoDust
          September 23, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

          Or a vow of silence.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          September 23, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

          I got the idea from an episode of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei where Meru’s muteness was because when she her own voice, she hated it so much, she never spoke again.

          • ninja_jesus
            ninja_jesus
            September 23, 2014 at 6:34 am | #

            ZETSUBOU SHITA!

          • Chronos
            Chronos
            September 23, 2014 at 8:49 am | #

            From what I recall, when they deprived Meru of her texting abilities, her “talking” was more in the form of C’thulu-like growls. Did they say she hated the sound of her voice in the episode where people auditioned to “speak” for her?

    • nothri
      nothri
      September 23, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

      She’s the female version of Silent Bob and only talks when it is really really important.

    • Jimmy
      Jimmy
      September 23, 2014 at 7:46 am | #

      Not saying it was Head Alien…but it was Head Alien.

  5. liahansen
    liahansen
    September 23, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    D’awww, she talkin

  6. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    September 23, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Chaotic Good really. Or Neutral. Yeah, neutral.

  7. AHR
    AHR
    September 23, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    OH MARCIE BABY NO RUN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE

  8. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    September 23, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Holy Toledo, Marcie spoke actual words. :O

    • Sylvester Crow
      Sylvester Crow
      September 23, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      I have a feeling that the iconic phrase* will be screamed across the land within the next few pages.

      * Damn you Willis!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 23, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

        Adam West; the best. 😛

  9. Cephalo the Pod
    Cephalo the Pod
    September 23, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    NO!
    NO NO NO!
    Why is she talking?!
    Why is she talking in this flashback but not in the present?!

    • Mass Confusion
      Mass Confusion
      September 23, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

      So you mega-evolved your gravitar, huh?

  10. Dani Kelley
    Dani Kelley
    September 23, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    BABY MARCIE OMG

  11. MrSirk
    MrSirk
    September 23, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Talking Marcie? What kind of twilight zone are we in?

  12. M-M
    M-M
    September 23, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Cute Marcie? Cute Sal? Me thinks I shall die of the cute. Don’t bring me back.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 23, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      And Sal speaking without her accent. It so hard to imagine what she sounds like without it.

      Cree Summer, is what I’m thinking.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 23, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

        When Sal discovered the 90s X-men cartoon, she liked the character of Rogue so much, she started to talk like her.

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          September 23, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

          in “practice,” it would have been her being shipped off to Tennessee, but I can’t entirely vouch for that working, since my own growing up there means I have no objective basis for comparison

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            September 23, 2014 at 2:51 am | #

            I would say that might be the case, I lived in TN off and on all my life and my accent is still Not From Here in spite of more than 25 years in TX to go with all the years in TN and GA. Even learning to talk in Canada didn’t give me an accent.

            My brother on the other hand sounded like a native of where ever about 2 weeks after moving there.

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              September 23, 2014 at 11:59 am | #

              I have a friend who visits often from Germany – for the first day or so, his English is accented with German, but after a few days, it disappears. He’s a linguistic chameleon. Some people are like that.

            • Roborat
              Roborat
              September 23, 2014 at 2:46 pm | #

              Yea, I am like that too, comes from being an air force brat and moving a lot. It would take me about 2 to 3 months until I lost the accent and sounded like I grew up wherever I happened to be living, then we would move and I would start the process all over again.

      • Loki
        Loki
        September 23, 2014 at 3:31 am | #

        Okay, I don’t have a good grasp of English accents; tell me, is it possible that adult!Sal’s accent is the same as kid!Marcie’s?

        If yes, I am willing to bet brownie points that after Marcie loses her ability to speak, Sal speaks this way as a tribute to her.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          September 23, 2014 at 8:08 am | #

          I don’t think so…Marcie refers to herself as “I” in the second panel. Willis usually has Sal phonetically pronounce it as “Ah” when she’s using the accent.

          • kelticat
            kelticat
            September 23, 2014 at 1:43 pm | #

            What if Marcie’s parents had the southern drawl going on. If Sal spent alot of time at Marcie’s house, she may have picked it up. As an homage to them, especially if something tragic happened to them.
            I can see Sal doing a Billie, where she aquires parents of a friend because hers are the way they are.

            Hard to think of a good term for the Walkertons that doesn’t make them sound like the abusive bastards they are not.

            • Slinx
              Slinx
              September 23, 2014 at 4:33 pm | #

              I’m pretty sure Sal took on the accent to appear whiter in hopes of her parents loving her more, but you never know.

  13. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    September 23, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    HOLY CHRIST MARCIE SPOKE!

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      September 23, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Yeah…and it’s freaking me out! O_o

  14. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    September 23, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Hrn. Stop being adorable, Lil’ Marcie.

  15. NF
    NF
    September 23, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    WHAAAAAAT?????

  16. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    September 23, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Marcie could vocalize once O.o

  17. Rachel Roth
    Rachel Roth
    September 23, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Uh oh.

  18. Xailenrath
    Xailenrath
    September 23, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    SHE SPEAKS!!
    Which probably means something… damaging… on the horizon.
    🙁

  19. Pantheon the Mantheon
    Pantheon the Mantheon
    September 23, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    This is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      September 23, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      It’ll get worse and then more worse.

    • Bill
      Bill
      September 23, 2014 at 3:31 am | #

      Ain’t that the truth!

  20. MM
    MM
    September 23, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Sal/Dr. Horrible OTP

  21. Emoroffle
    Emoroffle
    September 23, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    BFFs the beggining. dawww

  22. Archivist
    Archivist
    September 23, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Attempting heroism in every universe.

  23. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    September 23, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    2010!Willis: I can’t show Marcie’s eyes, but I want continuity on the glasses and most of them have see-through lenses, WHAT DO? I know! Goggles are opaque! I’ll just have her wear goggles all the time!

    2014!Willis: Fuck it. Opaque glasses.

    • HMRC4EVR
      HMRC4EVR
      September 23, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      If he constantly gives her goggles, sooner or later she’s going to become a Digidestined and there’s no telling where that could lead!

      Humm. DoA cast as Digimon Digidestined. Awww crap…Amber would get Leomon, wouldn’t she??

      🙁

      • Mass Confusion
        Mass Confusion
        September 23, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

        NO! FUCK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THAT!

      • Metacube
        Metacube
        September 23, 2014 at 1:55 am | #

        Leomon, the Sean Bean of Digimon

      • juan
        juan
        September 23, 2014 at 8:09 am | #

        nope she would definitely get a version of wizardmon

      • Nogre
        Nogre
        September 23, 2014 at 2:41 pm | #

        Oh man. Suddenly I really, really want to see a crossover of Digimon and DoA. Anyone else super excited for the new Digimon coming out?

        And Willis said no one dies, so having Leomon in DoA might not be so bad, right?

        …No, this is Willis. It’d end even worse, somehow. But it would also involve some interesting character growth, too. So maybe still not so bad?

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      September 23, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Actually, her eyes are bigger than Joyce’s, but pure white.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      September 23, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

      I’ve done just that with a character–intentionally opaque/100% reflective lenses–because I like the joke of not even ME knowing what that character’s eyes look like

      [tbh, nothing looked good anyway]

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        September 23, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

        At one point I tried to sit down and work out glasses stuff for all my characters, because I was trying to reconcile them all into one big universe, and I noticed that, bizarrely, any character with glasses I’d created before ninth grade had opaque lenses, and any character with glasses I’d created after that had transparent ones. But more bizarrely it seemed I’d given something like one third of all my protagonists ever some kinda eye covering, which weirded me out a bit.

        The bigger problem ultimately turned out to be that trying to reconcile all this stuff turned the universe into a giant unwieldy clusterfuck, so I abandoned the project.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        September 23, 2014 at 12:51 am | #

        I also used to have a habit of hiding characters’ eyes so that I could then reveal dramatically that they’d had some sort of infection or operation or scar or something that made them even more visually impaired than the audience had been led to believe. It was pretty shitty and I’ve long since stopped.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        September 23, 2014 at 8:30 am | #

        – I once drew a character with no eyes!
        – How did she look?
        – Terrible!

        Nah, doesn’t work with the eyes.

  24. Jesse
    Jesse
    September 23, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Wait, Marcie used to talk?! Oh god, this is going to get depressing, isn’t it?

    • newllend
      newllend
      September 23, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Wait, who’s flash back is this ?

      • Lawzlo
        Lawzlo
        September 23, 2014 at 2:09 am | #

        Their grade school’s. It’s conscious, psychically recording the traumas that take place on schoolgrounds, like Hill House or the Overlook Hotel.

        • APersonAmI
          APersonAmI
          September 23, 2014 at 2:53 am | #

          While I love that theory and it’s implication, considering the title of this chapter…

          actually, wait, that would fit too, in a weird way.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        September 23, 2014 at 8:32 am | #

        Probably Sal’s. So far, she’s the constant in both flashback comics.

  25. Keroshino
    Keroshino
    September 23, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Holy Shi~….she can talk!!!

  26. Kodra
    Kodra
    September 23, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    I’m now hopeful/nervous for lots of Sal/Marcie interaction

    • Billy
      Billy
      September 23, 2014 at 2:03 am | #

      Commenter below you is AgentKeen.
      Your avatars got mixed up somehow…
      ???

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        September 23, 2014 at 9:55 am | #

        that IS where I got the name from, though the character is actually Commander Keen, and not agent. Basically, there’s another shareware game about a secret agent that references Commander Keen, so as a kid I always assumed the agent in that game was a grown up version. Thus, he would be Agent Keen.

        Apparently, it’s also the name of a character in some show I’ve never seen.

  27. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    September 23, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    I like how the comments are split between ‘ADORABLE BABY MARCIE’ and ‘OH GOD SHE USED TO TALK, WHAT HAPPENED, THIS IS GOING TO BE SAD’.

    DoA in a nutshell.

    • newllend
      newllend
      September 23, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      What other reactions would there be ?

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        September 23, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        “Even though she was asked to be the villain and willing to play along, notice how Sal’s first reaction is to fight for equality.”

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          September 23, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

          possibly also “WHOA SOME WEIRD TALKING MARCIE-CLONE”

        • The_Bionic_Doctor
          The_Bionic_Doctor
          September 23, 2014 at 2:41 am | #

          In the name of EVIL!

        • APersonAmI
          APersonAmI
          September 23, 2014 at 2:57 am | #

          “Villian” just means that someone is proactive and has bad publicity, really. They could be committing heinous crimes, sure, but it does not seem to be a requirement.

        • kelticat
          kelticat
          September 23, 2014 at 1:54 pm | #

          I once did four classifications for villian; antagonist, laughable, fantasy, and scary. Sal would fall into the antagonist classification, where she’s more rival than enemy.

  28. Raine
    Raine
    September 23, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    Oh god MARCIE. I DON’T WANT TO KNOW HER STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED BUT I ALSO DO.

  29. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    September 23, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    Once I have the territory I will release it to the masses WHILE forcing them to adhere to my rule. They’ll comply because the slide is fun. They won’t even notice they’ve become my SLAVES.

    • newllend
      newllend
      September 23, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      Watch as kid Amazi-girl just shows up a challenges her in order to over throw her.

  30. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    September 23, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Ooooh, that’s why Marcie recognized Billie in her first appearance.

    • newllend
      newllend
      September 23, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      How can her memory go back that far ?

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        September 23, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

        I remember loads of people from when I was five.

        Granted, I saw them for years afterwards.

      • Cattleprod
        Cattleprod
        September 23, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

        Because… she clearly knows Sal in the present day and apparently grew up in the same place as the Walkerton and Billingsworth families. She probably met Billie other times beyond this one scene.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        September 23, 2014 at 3:28 am | #

        By…not being a goldfish?

        • Jaco
          Jaco
          September 23, 2014 at 8:42 am | #

          That’s insulting to goldfish.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        September 23, 2014 at 8:31 am | #

        Go back how far? Billie and Sal grew up together, ifn you knew one you’d pretty much have to know the other.

      • Sam
        Sam
        September 23, 2014 at 10:24 am | #

        Billie and Sal and Walky pretty much grew up together. Marcie would have encountered Billie at some point – likely many many times, and you don’t forget such people easily even after several years.

        But even if she only met her once, memory can last far longer than you seem to be implying – I remember people from fourteen years ago still – some of which I never encountered again. Quite a few people from my childhood, I haven’t seen in like, seven years but I still remember them.

        Trust me – memories don’t fade away quickly, your brain clings onto them like a greedy octopus. XD

  31. Catullus
    Catullus
    September 23, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Huh, Sal and Marcie go back farther than I would have thought.

  32. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    September 23, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Sal knew the concept of public property before I even knew how to tie my shoes at that age.

  33. Annie
    Annie
    September 23, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    Damn. I hoped Marcie became mute prelingually. Damn. Damn.

  34. Sam
    Sam
    September 23, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    Marcie….. TALKED?!
    Oh no.
    Then that means there’s a reason she doesn’t anymore.
    A terrible reason.
    Probably.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      September 23, 2014 at 2:57 am | #

      You think there can be a good reason why she’s mute now?

      • John
        John
        September 23, 2014 at 3:58 am | #

        She once said the most perfect thing ever uttered, and hasn’t bothered talking since, because anything else she could say would be a step down?

  35. Pebblerocker
    Pebblerocker
    September 23, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    UNEXPECTED.

  36. newllend
    newllend
    September 23, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

    So how come everyone is thinking know that shit is going to down because talking Marcie Shows up, again we don’t even know what’s This flashbacks about.

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 23, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

      Because we have faith in the Willis.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        September 23, 2014 at 8:36 am | #

        Horrible, HORRIBLE faith. Like worshipping Cthulhu.

    • Sam
      Sam
      September 23, 2014 at 11:28 am | #

      Because generally, people don’t go out of their way to learn sign language if they are simply choosing to not speak, meaning she has somehow lost her ability to speak and needed to learn a different way after this point – so we think we know WHERE this is going to eventually lead to as that is a question that will burn in our minds otherwise but not yet why or how.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        September 23, 2014 at 11:53 am | #

        It seems to me that using sign language to circumvent a vow of silence would violate the spirit of the vow, if not the letter. The whole point is to eschew communication with others, not just speech. I don’t believe they’re supposed to write letters or pass notes, either.

        • Thomas64
          Thomas64
          September 23, 2014 at 6:40 pm | #

          I’m inclined to agree, but apparently not everyone agrees.
          Also, Ada McGrath in The Piano.

  37. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    September 23, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

    Marcie is now the badass of cast.

  38. Glacirus
    Glacirus
    September 23, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

    No, no, releasing the land to the masses is evil. It’s communism in a nutshell. 😛

    • Arkadi
      Arkadi
      September 23, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

      Exactly! Sal’s got it completely right! XD

    • nothri
      nothri
      September 23, 2014 at 1:06 am | #

      Just like Canada…

  39. rachel
    rachel
    September 23, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

    your reminder (or maybe your TIL!) that the term “mute” is offensive. and I know DOA commenters are smart enough to know that the word “dumb” referring to those who do not speak is no longer in any kind of clinical or correct usage!

    check it out, friends: http://nad.org/issues/american-sign-language/community-and-culture-faq

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      September 23, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

      I think you have posted that before, and I am trying to find out where on this page it says “mute” is offensive. It says “deaf-mute” is offensive, because it is used to refer to people who are deaf but are not necessarily mute, and notes that the term is offensive because folks who are deaf are often perfectly capable of making noises and are thus not mute. The page itself uses the word “mute” a few times afterwards during the explanation for this, and no alternative is given.

      I am perfectly willing to be made to understand that the term is offensive, but I don’t see anything to that effect in the page you linked.

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 23, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

        My dictionary lists mute as one without speach and gives no hint that it is an offensive term. Regardless, I would just as soon not give offence unless I intend to. What is the inoffensive term for someone unable to talk verbally. I’d just as soon use it until someone decides it too is offensive, but that should give a few years.

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          September 23, 2014 at 1:52 am | #

          To be fair, the dictionary is a snapshot of language at a given time, so of course the meaning can change.

          In any case, if it’s a thing, someone should update the wiki

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        September 23, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

        We don’t know if Marcie’s lost her ability to speak or simply refuses to talk. If she’s indeed still capable of using her voice chords, then “mute” is an offensive term to describe her & persons with a similar condition, because it’s technically inaccurate.

        At least, this is what I understand from reading Rachel’s link.

        • David M Willis
          David M Willis
          September 23, 2014 at 1:04 am | #

          Marcie does not pretend to not have the ability to make noises come out of her mouth.

          • rachel
            rachel
            September 23, 2014 at 1:32 am | #

            I think “pretend to not have the ability” might not be the nicest way to represent someone who doesn’t vocalize due to trauma. the word “pretend” belies the seriousness of the effects of that kind of trauma, I think.

            • David M Willis
              David M Willis
              September 23, 2014 at 2:35 am | #

              I was not talking about trauma. I was talking about pretending to be mute because it is cool, which is a silly possibility someone else brought up elsewhere. I am reiterating, again, that Marcie does not talk because she cannot.

              • rachel
                rachel
                September 23, 2014 at 1:48 pm | #

                oh whoops – my bad. didn’t know you were referring to someone thinking someone might do that. I try to keep up on conversations across comment boards but it’s hard to keep track of it all

                • Camachri
                  Camachri
                  September 23, 2014 at 8:18 pm | #

                  To be fair, at least one person bringing up the “She might be pretending to be mute!” idea was on Patreon which isn’t exactly a public board of debate.

          • Bill
            Bill
            September 23, 2014 at 3:55 am | #

            First off, I presume that this encounter between Marcie and Sal is the beginning of the friendship that is evident in the ‘real’ DoA strip.

            The fact that 18-year-old Marcie is so adept in AMSLAN — as well as Sal’s ability to communicate with her through the same medium of sign language — tends to make me believe that this is not a recent development and that both of them acquired the skills together; Marcie because she had to, and Sal because she wanted to still be able to ‘talk’ to her friend.

            Quick research divulges that the main reasons for mutism (a legitimate medical term, btw) are an injury to the Broca’s region of the brain; damage to the speech organs such as the larynx or vocal cords; autism; or a traumatic incident resulting in psychological mutism.  It will be interesting to see which of these Willis uses to turn Marcie into the non-speaking person she is today.

      • rachel
        rachel
        September 23, 2014 at 1:17 am | #

        definitely a case where someone told me the term was offensive, so I took them at face value for that, and then looked up references later. yeah, the offensiveness of “deaf-mute” is all I saw there, too, & have seen elsewhere. I think what Thomas said is probably a better way to say it, esp since I think a lot of people who don’t speak have working vocal chords (and brainpower!), but there is a lot more to speech than those two things, but since terms like “mute” rarely leave room for nuance, I personally avoid it.

    • Catullus
      Catullus
      September 23, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

      If mute is offensive, then what is the preferred terminology?

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        September 23, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

        Fear not: I have looked it up and apparently the preferred term is “non-verbal.” Or just saying, “____ can’t speak.”

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          September 23, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

          Why does every new euphemism always have to have more letters/syllables than the previous term?

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            September 23, 2014 at 2:00 am | #

            That is a legitimate complaint, but I’ve also come up with a probably smug-sounding explanation [not that I mean it that way, but sometimes it comes across as “well, actually”ing]: A lot of condescension comes from reductivism, such as calling African[-American/-European/-etc.-an] people “blacks”–that is, using the otherwise okay adjective as a noun. It makes sense, because the condescending person is reducing the target to as small a being as possible.

            I’ve actually used this as a literary technique: the shorter a descriptive term, the more reductivist/insulting the term is. It’s only recently that I realized the extent to which I was deriving that from real life =p

            • rachel
              rachel
              September 23, 2014 at 2:10 am | #

              love your explanation!

            • Jericho
              Jericho
              September 23, 2014 at 2:52 am | #

              So, via this logic, “black people” is okay right? Because I’ve never bothered using the African-[insert place here] since most of the black people I’ve met have never been to Africa.In fact, the person who has the most connection to Africa I know is a white girl. I just use black as an adjective, and you said its alright but… well, I’m often an insensitive git.

              • Jen Aside
                Jen Aside
                September 23, 2014 at 3:31 am | #

                “Black” as an adjective, as in “black people” is fine–same with “deaf people.” “Black” as a noun by itself is what’s offensive. They are not pigments, they are PEOPLE.

                When in doubt, ask the person in question how they identify!

                • MindLink
                  MindLink
                  September 23, 2014 at 9:50 am | #

                  If that was true, then “American” would be just as offensive, they are not just a property, a thing, belonging to the continent or country, they are people. Besides, I’ve always been under the impression that “black” is the preferred term these day, that’s what they use in all the main stream media at least.

                • Betty Anne
                  Betty Anne
                  September 23, 2014 at 9:56 am | #

                  Yep! Then you can just feel stupid and have white guilt brushed all over you again when your friends tell you just to use “black” or “Indian” for them, because “African-American” or “Native American” have nothing to do with them. >_>

                • Jen Aside
                  Jen Aside
                  September 23, 2014 at 7:25 pm | #

                  MindLink: There’s a distinct difference between “That person, who is black” and “That black.” “American” is different because the -an specifies “person from [country/state/planet]”.

                  Also, I may not hang around enough POCs [which is weird, given the ethnic shift in this area], but I’ve NEVER heard anyone say, “I’m a black” vs. “I am black.”

                  [/pedantry]

                • Rutee
                  Rutee
                  September 24, 2014 at 3:13 am | #

                  Mindlink: Yes, you’ve discovered the secret, all nouns are incredibly offensive, and what those nouns have been used on or for has nothing whatsoever to do with it. Go play.

                  Jen: I have heard, and used myself, nouns as self identification, but nearly always as a mockery of people using things as something scary. Also, you and Plasma’s posts are kinda assuming a premise. It doesn’t get much shorter than ‘gay’, for instance.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              September 23, 2014 at 3:23 am | #

              I can see what you mean but if this enlarging euphemising keeps up, one day the proper terminology will be in the form of whole bloody sentences and that sort of thing will be more annoying than even doubleplusungood.

              • kelticat
                kelticat
                September 23, 2014 at 2:12 pm | #

                When p.c. started becoming a thing, I saw a vehicle labled conflagration rescue vehicle. It was red with an attached ladder and a siren on top.

                Seriously.

              • nothri
                nothri
                September 23, 2014 at 4:16 pm | #

                Dude, that would rock! We could be like the ancient egyptians, who had names like Beatiful-in-the-sight-of-Isis or Resting-Easy-in-the-House-of-Ra! I love those mummy wrapping bastards!

                • Jen Aside
                  Jen Aside
                  September 23, 2014 at 7:28 pm | #

                  I have to work with lots of Indian names like that–some of these folks have like five names, all at least seven letters long <=p like "Ramakrishna Siddharth Kumar Amit Chakravoorthy Mukherjee"

              • JustCheetoDust
                JustCheetoDust
                September 23, 2014 at 7:22 pm | #

                George Carlin covered this concept almost 25 years(!) ago.

            • kelticat
              kelticat
              September 23, 2014 at 2:07 pm | #

              Many people who have lost their hearing dislike the term “hearing-impaired” because it implies that they are broken. Many prefer the term “deafened.”
              Not talking out of my ass on this. This is actually my oldest sister’s preferred term for herself.

        • Clif
          Clif
          September 23, 2014 at 12:54 am | #

          Okay. Non-verbal works for me. At least until someone points out that Marcie uses lots of verbs.

        • rachel
          rachel
          September 23, 2014 at 1:03 am | #

          thanks! I think also “doesn’t speak” works as a representation of what they do rather than what others perceive their abilities to be.

          will reply to willis above as well

          • oldFart
            oldFart
            September 23, 2014 at 1:42 am | #

            Or maybe ‘aphasic’? Not sure the difference between aphasia and mutism. I have heard aphasia used in reference to loss of speech due to brain damage. I have also read about “elective mutism”, where a person stops speaking in response to trauma.

            • Jen Aside
              Jen Aside
              September 23, 2014 at 1:54 am | #

              I learned from Doonesbury that aphasia can definitely be partial, so it’s not exactly descriptive of “cannot talk.”

            • rachel
              rachel
              September 23, 2014 at 2:00 am | #

              hmm, thank you for the info, I will look that up too!

            • Opus the Poet
              Opus the Poet
              September 23, 2014 at 3:03 am | #

              As an aphasic person myself (not all the time but it can be paralyzing when it decides I’m not speaking right now) I can definitely say that aphasia =/= “mute”. And aphasia can be a side effect of TBI so there is a possibility that Marcie is about to get a major blow to the noggin coming up.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          September 23, 2014 at 3:48 am | #

          Until they make a language like Lojban official, we will have to deal with the fact that someone’s gonna get offended for whatever reason.

          • StClair
            StClair
            September 23, 2014 at 6:24 am | #

            Especially since, due to the way humans are wired, whatever new “inoffensive” word or phrase is chosen will rapidly become so as all the usual connotations are applied to it.

            You can change the labels, but changing the feelings and assumptions and misconceptions is much harder.

            • MindLink
              MindLink
              September 23, 2014 at 10:01 am | #

              Exactly, it is not the word that is offensive, it is the connotations that the speaker puts in the word. If a culture believes that persons with certain characteristics have a different, negative, subset of characteristics, then eventually the descriptor for the-persons-with-certain-characteristics becomes offensive by assosication. The solution is not to stop using the descriptor, as the offence is still there whether or not you use another word instead, labelling the word as tabu is kind of a retreat and not dealing directly with the problem that causes the prejudice in the first place.

              • rachel
                rachel
                September 23, 2014 at 1:58 pm | #

                I agree, with an addendum – if someone doesn’t want you to label them in a particular way, go along with it, ya? changing terminology doesn’t fix the problem, BUT changing it to people-focused, like Cimorene was talking about below, paying respect to the ways that people want to be called, is a slight change in perception in the noggin of the call-er (as in, NOT the person who doesn’t speak), and that slight change in perception can do wonders. it has for me & I’ve seen it happen in other people. so, “a person who is/does/has x” rather than “an x” or “an x-er.” it’s all got to start somewhere. people are trying to legislate anti-discrimination stuff, so yes, support that, but also support the change in language that supports people’s needs. there are many ways up the mountain!

                • Nogre
                  Nogre
                  September 23, 2014 at 5:15 pm | #

                  So saying “Marcie is mute” or “Marcie is a mute person” should be fine and it’s only bad to say “Marcie is a mute.” To choose to another similar term, we say “gay people” not “the gays.”

                  Reducing a person to an adjective is more problematic than the actual word used.

                  However, sometimes the proper term is grammatically a noun, so it can’t be that simple. But it does seem that in this case, it does seem correct. Looking at dictionary.com, definition 3 is an adjective meaning “incapable of speech” while definition 7 is a noun meaning “person incapable of speech.” The later is marked as offensive, but not the former.

                  I think people here so far have been using the adjective.

              • gwalla
                gwalla
                September 23, 2014 at 2:11 pm | #

                There’s actually a term for this in linguistics: “the euphemism treadmill”.

              • Jen Aside
                Jen Aside
                September 23, 2014 at 7:29 pm | #

                Case in point: “Thug” is becoming the new “N-word” that won’t get you fired for saying =p

        • MindLink
          MindLink
          September 23, 2014 at 9:42 am | #

          They are both terribly unaccurate though, and mute is the most technical term without any bad connotations, so I would still say that it is the unoffensive one. And “mute” does not say anything about the cause of the muteness, otherwise every single remote control on the planet is wrong, it just means that the sound is stopped.

          • rachel
            rachel
            September 23, 2014 at 2:00 pm | #

            I would bet that some folks don’t want to be compared to an action you perform at your tv? though this is all still with the caveat that I’ve ever only known one person who I was told that the term “mute” was inappropriate and offensive, and I haven’t been able to find proof that any more than just “deaf-mute” was offensive.

      • Megatron
        Megatron
        September 23, 2014 at 5:38 pm | #

        Why not just call Marcie deaf? Do we have some reason to think she isn’t? I imagine that people like Snake-Eyes, who can hear but not talk, are actually pretty rare. The fact that Sal uses ASL to talk to Marcie strongly suggests that Marcie is deaf and not simply incapable of speech.

        I like marcie, but I do well with non-verbal communication. (Rubs fusion cannon lovingly.)

        • David M Willis
          David M Willis
          September 23, 2014 at 6:23 pm | #

          well, i’ve said she’s not deaf a number of times and also she talks to sal all the time while her helmet’s on

          • Megatron
            Megatron
            September 23, 2014 at 7:18 pm | #

            I honestly have never seen you say that Marcie wasn’t deaf. It was a genuine question.

        • Cattleprod
          Cattleprod
          September 23, 2014 at 6:29 pm | #

          With you posting in character as a cartoon villain it’s hard to tell if you’re serious or you’re intentionally being obtuse by arguing in favor of the one thing everyone else agreed was wrong.

          • Megatron
            Megatron
            September 23, 2014 at 7:21 pm | #

            It was a genuine question.

    • gc
      gc
      September 23, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

      _’your reminder (or maybe your TIL!) that the term “mute” is offensive.’_

      No it isn’t. (What term are you implying should be used instead?)

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      September 23, 2014 at 8:42 am | #

      rachel, what term would you like us to use to describe a person who cannot speak? I mean, besides ‘a person who cannot speak’, that gets awkward, I’d like something shorter.

      ‘Mute’ seems to work, I don’t see why it would be considered offensive. Then again, I don’t see why ‘black’ is offensive, either, and people do find it so. I guess it’s just a matter of history.

      • rachel
        rachel
        September 23, 2014 at 2:01 pm | #

        the shortest description is easiest for the describer, not for the describee! it’s about taking the time to care enough to say “person who doesn’t speak” rather than a shorter label.

        • Tenn
          Tenn
          September 23, 2014 at 5:14 pm | #

          Except when the describer is the describee.

          I remember the last time this discussion came up, and I think the conclusion was that “mute” is offensive when applied to people who are actually just deaf. I don’t think anyone was able to confirm that people who legitimately can’t talk are offended by being labeled “mute” or “mute people”. Corrections appreciated.

  40. Kathleen
    Kathleen
    September 23, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

    What ARE the reasons someone would stop speaking?

    • Kathleen
      Kathleen
      September 23, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

      whoops posted too late. you’re all way ahead of me. good work everybody! thanks

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 23, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

        I can think of four reasons someone would stop speaking.

        1. A physical inability to speak such as a lack of vocal chords or tounge.
        2. A mental inability to speak as caused by brain injury or emotional trauma.
        3. An inability to control the speech mechanism properly as in the lack of feedback from sound or positional sensations.
        4. A volentary cesation of speech for some believed or anticipated good, as with a religious vow of silence.

  41. Greenygal
    Greenygal
    September 23, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

    The cuter this gets, the more terrified I become of the moment where it’s all going to go horribly wrong.

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 23, 2014 at 1:07 am | #

      Yeah, Willis has us trained well.

  42. John Biles
    John Biles
    September 23, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

    My immediate thought was ‘Is that a kid version of Tedd from El Goonish Shive’? Can’t be. Then I somehow convinced myself this was kid Amber, but I somehow totally forgot Marcie existed.

    • Ashley
      Ashley
      September 23, 2014 at 1:29 pm | #

      Yeah, my first thought was Tedd as well.

  43. Henry
    Henry
    September 23, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

    Uh-oh. Marcie can talk in this. So that means something removed her ability to speak.

    I sense either incoming or implied trauma/injury. O_O

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      September 23, 2014 at 8:45 am | #

      She is sitting on the very top of the play-structure – a far distance for a five-year-old to fall.

      By the way, they’re very articulate for five-year-olds.

  44. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    September 23, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

    Marcie is going to serve as some sort of Satanic figure who encourages Sal to do ever more horrible things until losing her voice due to divine punishment!

    Wait, sorry, Joyce was in my head. Which is too bad because then it led to Ethan and Danny making out while she watched.

  45. Historyman68
    Historyman68
    September 23, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

    To many conservatives (and the Russian aristocracy), Sal’s using the term “evil” correctly.

  46. sociotard
    sociotard
    September 23, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

    Yes, Evil. As interpreted by Ayn Rand’s Objectivism. Bwahaha.

  47. Lonas
    Lonas
    September 23, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

    This kind of suggests Marcie having gone through something bad at some point.

  48. Keroshino
    Keroshino
    September 23, 2014 at 12:45 am | #

    Uh oh…I have a bad feeling that Sal accidentally injured Marcie causing he to not be able to talk!

    …please let me be wrong.

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      September 23, 2014 at 1:02 am | #

      Doh, i meant – Causing “Her” to not be Able to talk
      (Stupid finger not hitting the letter!!!)

  49. Mass Confusion
    Mass Confusion
    September 23, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

    Incoming disaster for Marcie

    • Mass Confusion
      Mass Confusion
      September 23, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

      Hark! Something disrupted my alt-text!

  50. Cimorene
    Cimorene
    September 23, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

    After teaching on the Apache reservation I had two selectively mute students in my class. That’s what special ed departments refer to it as, I don’t think it’s considered offensive. Though you are supposed to use person first language “This student is hearing impaired” vs. “The hearing impaired student”, or whatever special need is being talked about.

    Also <3 Marcie still =)

    • rachel
      rachel
      September 23, 2014 at 1:22 am | #

      yeah I have seen it in someone that it was trauma-borne, so that’s what they would say “selectively mute” about? hmm. that seems like the kind of terminology that might be changed before long, but til it actually is (or til I hear otherwise) I won’t quibble with it. would you say “the student who doesn’t speak?”

      • Cimorene
        Cimorene
        September 24, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

        In the classroom you don’t really have the luxury of saying that much in the quick moment. If you have a guest you could say “Jonah is very quiet/doesn’t speak” or the kids will do it “HE DON’T TALK!” *face palm*. The two boys I had would communicate with writing, nodding, head shaking, and gestures. They also would talk with other kids, but not to adults. And I think it was from the home they were taught not to speak to adults. One boy came back and said there was a “thing” in the bathroom. I send Isaac, because he was trustworthy, and forgot he wouldn’t be able to confirm or deny the presence of a “something”. He comes back and I ask “Was there something in the bathroom.” and he nods. “Was it good or bad?” *shrug* “Was it big or small?” *big arms* At that point another adult in the hall said there was nothing in there, but all the boys were convinced there was.

    • oldFart
      oldFart
      September 23, 2014 at 1:49 am | #

      A lot of people who identify with Deaf culture consider the term “hearing impaired” to be offensive. It is a term imposed upon them by those who consider them impaired,: broken, in need of fixing. I also recall choclear implants being called a form of genocide, but I believe that rhetoric has calmed down quite a bit.

      • rachel
        rachel
        September 23, 2014 at 2:07 am | #

        yeah that’s a world that though I don’t have personal experience with it, I find it really awesome that a culture, worth preserving, has been born around the experience. as I guess all cultures are!

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        September 23, 2014 at 2:10 am | #

        Has it? I seem to recall that deafness is not genetic, so cochlear implants really is “killing” a deaf person in order to create a person who can kinda sorta hear and as a result will spend a lot of time having to “catch up” to everyone else and so is at a disadvantage compared to if they just learned sign language.

        • Kelly
          Kelly
          September 23, 2014 at 2:18 am | #

          Certainly some deafness is genetic, some is not. No idea of the ratio. But I don’t see how genetic or not would influence whether it was killing the culture. (which is all I have heard of, I never heard of it compared to “killing” a person)

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            September 23, 2014 at 3:35 am | #

            Removing the only potential members of a community is kind of genocide by definition! Sure, there can still be deaf *culture*, but there’s a distinct difference between learning about deafness and actually not being able to hear.

            MythBusters tested a myth about a blind person being able to drive a car, and their results from driving blindfolded were distinctly different from someone who was 100% blind from birth.

            [Counterpoint: People are regularly destroying their hearing, so maybe that’s a trade-off?]

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              September 23, 2014 at 3:54 am | #

              As a person who is legally blind, terms like visually-impaired or half-blind are perfectly fine to use, they’re not inheritedly insulting unless the person says it in such a way that they mean for it to be insulting.

              • Deanatay
                Deanatay
                September 23, 2014 at 9:04 am | #

                And that can always occur. ‘Mute’ is offensive for the same reason that ‘black’ is – people of that culture have had it used derogatorily against them, and it’s left a mark. Neither term is inherently offensive.

                I find it interesting when individuals who share a handicap form a culture out of the handicap, and start defending it against those who would seek to ‘cure’ it. Then again, there are a few instances in modern history where physical or cultural differences were viewed by societies as ‘diseases’, who sought to wipe them out.

                Without question, Braille and sign-language are incredibly useful tools, and it does not surprise me that a culture has grown up around them – I’m a computer programmer, and I know the ridiculously cool culture that’s grown up around our language-tools. Would it be worth the hit that culture would take to eliminate the impairments that caused the culture to develop? It’s a hard question.

                • Rachel Roth
                  Rachel Roth
                  September 25, 2014 at 8:10 pm | #

                  and harder still: how do you stop it when it gets out of hand? Imagine if someone cured away the entire autism spectrum! I wouldn’t exist!
                  .
                  .
                  .
                  and I like existing.

        • Aris Katsaris
          Aris Katsaris
          September 23, 2014 at 4:58 am | #

          What does deafness being genetic have to do with anything? If it’s caused by your DNA, how is that different from it being caused by anything else?

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            September 23, 2014 at 7:37 pm | #

            Deafness is not something inherited from your parents, like red hair or blue eyes, so deaf parents will not necessarily have deaf children to “pass down” the culture.* Therefore, the parents who would rather mutilate their children to make them “normal” are throwing away their chance to be part of a special community, in order to have children who will be farther behind their peers as a result.

            *per the vehement argument against cochlear implants I read that I can’t find because I don’t want to spend all tonight searching for one specific internet article AGAIN

            **sorry, I know I really ought to be better than that, but an exercise for the reader, yay

          • Kryss LaBryn
            Kryss LaBryn
            September 24, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

            As I understand the argument, if it’s genetic, it’s possible to pass it on to your kids, so a cochlear implant that enabled the deaf person to hear wouldn’t necessarily be “genocide”, since it doesn’t resolve the root cause of the deafness and doesn’t remove that person from the deaf gene pool, as it were. Whereas if someone was born with the ability to hear, but somehow lost it (or was born deaf but from non-genetic causes) then they wouldn’t be able to pass the deafness on to their offspring, so by restoring their hearing you’re removing that person from the culture, period.

            As I say, that’s as I understand it. Now, whether or not restoring or imparting the ability to hear to someone who previously was unable to hear counts as a form of genocide or not, is another entirely different argument; but as I understand it that’s how the genetic question fits into the argument.

        • Correction
          Correction
          September 23, 2014 at 8:00 pm | #

          Most people who receive cochlear implants as infants have language skills on par with hearing children by the time they enter kindergarten (results aren’t as good if they get implants after age two or three). Children without implants, on the other hand, graduate high school on average reading at a third-grade level, and something like 60% of them will be chronically unemployed or severely underemployed.

      • MindLink
        MindLink
        September 23, 2014 at 10:16 am | #

        Really ? I find that very hard to believe, I find it almost impossible to believe that most people with disabilities, especially ones that form after an accident, *would not* see themselves as “impaired,: broken, in need of fixing”. It is an injury they suffered, it is not part of who they are. It would be like if I got ebola, I wouldn’t take offence with anyone trying to cure me. Show me a blind person that would not immediately jump at the chance to see again, or a mute to speak or deaf to hear. Or a paraplegic to walk. Disregarding reality does not equal respect, and seems a whole lot more offensive in my mind.

        • turbanous
          turbanous
          September 23, 2014 at 12:37 pm | #

          It’s not hard to understand when someone has lived all or the majority of their life deaf wouldn’t see it as a condition that needs to be fixed because that is part of who they are.
          This a completely different situation than a person who is disabled following an injury or trauma.

          Also being deaf and having Ebola is not a valid comparison especially in two major concepts. Being deaf is not contagious nor is it fatal.

          • Nogre
            Nogre
            September 23, 2014 at 6:14 pm | #

            Then consider diabetes. Diabetes is not contagious and the risks can be managed with a careful diet and medicine. It’s wanting to cure that more comparable? I’m willing to bet they’re are people out there who consider being diabetic an important component of their identity.

            • Jen Aside
              Jen Aside
              September 23, 2014 at 7:52 pm | #

              I have a diabetic friend whose life has changed drastically as a result of his diabeetus [he is among the biggest fans of the Wilford Brimley meme]: it forced him to eat better and exercise, and as a result he’s more fit than he’s ever been, despite having to do all the insulin shots and that. I don’t think he’d care about being defined by his diabetes–but then, everyone’s too busy defining him as an accidental racist instead =p [I don’t know how much of that is joke]

              ANYWAY JUST SAYIN’ MAYBE BEING BROKEN IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

              • Nogre
                Nogre
                September 23, 2014 at 10:05 pm | #

                That’s kind of my point. What is “disabled” and what isn’t is largely subjective. Even in an official sense, disability pay can change over time based on the expectations of your job changing, essentially making you “more disabled.”

                However, I don’t think anyone would say that we should stop researching ways to mitigate or even cure diabetes. Such a cure is something enough people want and would provide enough of a benefit to them that we should pursue that. Some people not being interested in such doesn’t mean we’re dehumanizing them, as long as we don’t force it on people.

                I feel like other disabilities like paraplegia, deafness, blindness, or muteness aren’t much different.

        • Alyssa
          Alyssa
          September 23, 2014 at 1:56 pm | #

          Speaking as someone with experience: I know *many* disabled people who do not consider themselves in need of fixing, including myself. Some use wheelchairs, some are Blind, many Autistic spectrum including non-speaking Autistic people.
          Many would also take a cure if offered, but assuming that all would is just as inaccurate as assuming none would.

      • Cimorene
        Cimorene
        September 24, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

        I have a hearing impaired student this year. All of that student’s documents say that and I get to wear a nifty microphone so she can hear me directly to her hearing aides. I have lots of friends who are deaf or sign language interpreters. The terms are only offensive if they’re used to be degrading, but normally are just the easiest way to explain something.

  51. Cimorene
    Cimorene
    September 23, 2014 at 1:04 am | #

    Maybe in college she’s majoring as a special ed teacher/sign language interpreter and is just practicing? Also, sign is great for not telling other people things. My friends and I would talk to each other in our educator classes behind the professor’s back. Or other people would and I’d eavesdrop >.>

    • Catullus
      Catullus
      September 23, 2014 at 7:25 am | #

      No, Marcie has been confirmed to be mute.

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      September 24, 2014 at 1:30 am | #

      My mum went to a boarding school; she and the other girls used sign language to be able to keep talking after they were supposed to be asleep. *Grin* And every time I’m in a bar I have to admit to wanting to be able to carry on a conversation with it.

      When my son was very little, before he could talk, we taught him a few basic signs (hungry, thirsty, sleepy, all full, want milk/apple/water, thank you) which was a tremendous help for figuring out what he wanted! Nothing like a toddler who can come up and sign that they’re hungry instead of crying at you until you figure it out.

      Babies can make signs long before they can form understandable words. Trust me, especially for the first kid, do yourself a favour and teach them a few!

      All sorts of useful applications for AmSlang even for hearing/verbal (or pre-verbal lol) people.

  52. ProjectXa3
    ProjectXa3
    September 23, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

    HOLY SHIT SHE SPOKE

  53. Dierna
    Dierna
    September 23, 2014 at 1:17 am | #

    Origin story ahoy!

  54. RJ
    RJ
    September 23, 2014 at 1:19 am | #

    Man, after reading all of the “something TERRIBLE must have happened” in this comment section, I’m kind of hoping Willis never addresses the events that lead to Marcie’s disability, or if he does, that they are relatively undramatic. I am just excited to see baby Marcie! And learn things about her besides the facts that she signs and is super badass!

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      September 23, 2014 at 7:54 pm | #

      was gonna say I bet it was something as “boring” as “was running with a ruler, tripped, and choked on it” but that just means my bf has no gag reflex…

      [true]

  55. takashid
    takashid
    September 23, 2014 at 1:19 am | #

    i totally thought that was amber for a sec

    • rachel
      rachel
      September 23, 2014 at 1:22 am | #

      me tooooo

      • The_Bionic_Doctor
        The_Bionic_Doctor
        September 23, 2014 at 2:55 am | #

        Your Gravatars are so appropriate!

        • Koms
          Koms
          September 23, 2014 at 4:23 pm | #

          Hahaha..so true. So did I.

    • Lume
      Lume
      September 23, 2014 at 5:37 am | #

      YESS IM NOT ALONE

    • Shadow Eagle
      Shadow Eagle
      September 23, 2014 at 7:42 am | #

      ditto

    • OnyxIdol
      OnyxIdol
      September 23, 2014 at 2:24 pm | #

      +1

  56. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    September 23, 2014 at 1:56 am | #

    The weird thing is, this isn’t even <a href="http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20140923&quot; title="A really unexpected CHALLENGER APPEARS”>today’s most horrifyingly portentous webcomics flashback.

    • Ray Radlein
      Ray Radlein
      September 23, 2014 at 1:58 am | #

      Well, bugger.

  57. John
    John
    September 23, 2014 at 1:57 am | #

    Sal, villian for the masses! <3

  58. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    September 23, 2014 at 1:58 am | #

    She can’t be Marcie… she’s not calling everyone “Sir”.

  59. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    September 23, 2014 at 2:19 am | #

    Dammit! Why does Sal have to be misunderstood and good at heart? Why can’t she, like Ethan the Kidnapper, be a cruel evil person! It’d be much more enjoyable that way.

    Oh well, at least I have Mary.

    • Mass Confusion
      Mass Confusion
      September 23, 2014 at 2:36 am | #

      I think you meant that douche Blaine, not Ethan

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        September 23, 2014 at 2:42 am | #

        No, I thought Ethan was at his coolest right before the Blue Screen of Death. I always liked the idea that underneath the moral certainty was the heart of a Walter White. Sadly, we haven’t seen him peddling toys of the backroom with Ultracar as the Shortpacked finale wearing a pork pie hat.

        Oh right, I need to stop turning all things into Breaking Bad.

        • Mass Confusion
          Mass Confusion
          September 23, 2014 at 3:57 am | #

          Yeah that might help

  60. Kelly
    Kelly
    September 23, 2014 at 2:25 am | #

    In the last panel especially Marcie looks like a SMBC character. I guess just because Zach draws a lot of opaque glasses?

    • Koms
      Koms
      September 23, 2014 at 4:24 pm | #

      Yess!!

  61. Malchus
    Malchus
    September 23, 2014 at 2:43 am | #

    This will end with a peace treaty that satisfies nobody and will lead to another war. Clearly.

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      September 23, 2014 at 9:59 am | #

      Compromise is the solution where nobody’s happy!

      • OnyxIdol
        OnyxIdol
        September 23, 2014 at 2:27 pm | #

        Or rather, a little happy. The alternative is that one side gets f’ed in the a and twenty years later comes back with a vengeance.

  62. Jericho
    Jericho
    September 23, 2014 at 2:44 am | #

    On one hand, these pages are the most adorable thing! But I can’t help but think that he’s just softening us up before he goes for the jugular… of feels. Everything has been nice for a good few weeks now. Its suspicious.

    • The_Bionic_Doctor
      The_Bionic_Doctor
      September 23, 2014 at 2:57 am | #

      I see what you did there

  63. Voiddragon13
    Voiddragon13
    September 23, 2014 at 2:54 am | #

    *sets up the tissue box, checks aloe content, runs to get better aloe tissues, returns and waits for the punch to the feels*

  64. TemplarKnight
    TemplarKnight
    September 23, 2014 at 3:07 am | #

    So when does storm shadow show up and sever her vocal chords?

  65. artemi
    artemi
    September 23, 2014 at 5:00 am | #

    You, sir, have taken fear and dread to a whole new level. Congratulations!

  66. Ghola
    Ghola
    September 23, 2014 at 5:04 am | #

    And then a fully aged Mike shows up, wearing purple shoes and green striped socks…

    Walkyyyy baaabbiiesss…

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      September 23, 2014 at 9:11 am | #

      Mike won’t show up in this flashback, he’s too busy doing moms for nickles.

  67. Varius
    Varius
    September 23, 2014 at 5:36 am | #

    Calling it now: Sal robbed the store to help Marcie because she feels responsible for her mutism. Probably something like needing money for an operation or something like that.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      September 23, 2014 at 8:21 am | #

      She robbed the store to force her parents to pay attention to her.

      • JWLM
        JWLM
        September 23, 2014 at 10:42 pm | #

        By providing the money for Marcie’s speech treatment.

  68. Gangler
    Gangler
    September 23, 2014 at 7:28 am | #

    Oh, I’d actually been wondering about that. So they didn’t meet at the catholic school, and Marcie hasn’t always been mute. So Sal didn’t just show up at the Catholic School and start learning sign language to communicate with some stranger. Presumably they were friends for a while, the incident occurred, and then Sal learned sign language so she could continue communicating with her friend.

    • kelticat
      kelticat
      September 23, 2014 at 2:32 pm | #

      I keep thinking that Marcie’s parents were a sort of parent figures to Sal and something happened to them shortly before Sal’s gas station robbery.

  69. beege
    beege
    September 23, 2014 at 8:01 am | #

    Am I the only one thinking of a certain quote from ‘The Last Battle’.

    • Aris Katsaris
      Aris Katsaris
      September 23, 2014 at 10:40 am | #

      Wasn’t thinking about it, but do you mean the one about where if you do something good and noble in the name of Tash, even though you used the name ‘Tash’, it’s as if you said ‘Aslan’?

      Not because they’re the same, but rather because they’re such opposites that no good deed can serve Tash and no vile deed can serve Aslan…

  70. Just for kix
    Just for kix
    September 23, 2014 at 8:11 am | #

    I wonder if it is possible to get a happy meal marcie?

  71. Karfsma778
    Karfsma778
    September 23, 2014 at 8:41 am | #

    Welp, the title of the comic just took on some horrific new subtext.

  72. Chubsius
    Chubsius
    September 23, 2014 at 8:46 am | #

    Something bad will probably happen, and it’ll be no one’s fault. Bet that Sal will still get blamed for it, though.

  73. hof1991
    hof1991
    September 23, 2014 at 8:56 am | #

    Rugrat sized kids should not be on the top of playground equipment, since Marcie is on the roof of a slide. So we know exactly who’s to blame… the mother and the father.

    Plus baby Sal does have non-walky style hair, even at this age.

  74. Yatsude Hatte
    Yatsude Hatte
    September 23, 2014 at 9:53 am | #

    “…and STOP CALLING ME SIR!”

  75. rachel
    rachel
    September 23, 2014 at 2:06 pm | #

    I must say, I love the subtle, fantastic (as in fantasy, not like “super-awesome”) references to walkyverse stuff.

  76. Roborat
    Roborat
    September 23, 2014 at 2:51 pm | #

    Oh, that’s Marcie? I thought it was Tedd.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      September 23, 2014 at 2:53 pm | #

      I also thought Sal was Sydney Yus.

  77. OsoPescado
    OsoPescado
    September 23, 2014 at 4:46 pm | #

    Everyone has to start somewhere.

  78. Slinx
    Slinx
    September 23, 2014 at 4:55 pm | #

    Oh, five-year-olds talking politics. Please let Marcie keep her speech for a bit longer. She can lose it in a different flashback. This one can be about Sal losing favor in the eyes of her parents or something.

  79. Nogre
    Nogre
    September 23, 2014 at 8:03 pm | #

    Typically in media, rebel types are more prone towards evil than good unless there’s some evil empire to rebel against. But it seems like Sal is very much the opposite. She likes going against authority, but she’s actually a rather kind person. Other than racism and related self image issues, she’s been very patient and good to just about everyone, even though her mannerisms are distant at times. Think of how she treats Joyce, Danny, Billie, and Walky when he goes to apologize.

    After that realization, I’m suddenly much more interested in finding out even more about the robbery. We’ve only seen it from Amber’s perspective, and she was hardly objective about it. There’s almost definitely more to that picture. Why did Sal do it? What were things like from her perspective? Where was Marcie? The more I see of Sal and the more I think about her, the more I like her.

  80. leadsynth
    leadsynth
    September 23, 2014 at 8:11 pm | #

    Oh snap! Marcie talks…that’s another character we gotta add to Dubbing of Age. Actually, maybe all the flashback kids should be voiced by actual kids. Hmm.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      September 24, 2014 at 1:02 am | #

      Yes, please! UGH, hearing adults who think they can portray young kids, especially, is horrifying after hearing ACTUAL kids.

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      September 24, 2014 at 1:34 am | #

      My little girl is five, if you need someone…

  81. Aaron Bourque
    Aaron Bourque
    September 24, 2014 at 10:43 am | #

    … isn’t this how LOTS of evil people start off?

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 24, 2014 at 11:03 pm | #

      On the playground?

  82. TheGrumpyBear
    TheGrumpyBear
    April 14, 2016 at 10:00 am | #

    Whhyyyy….is young Ted in this comic? O.O; (Read El Goonish Shive if you don’t know who I am talking about.)

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A McFarlane Toys action figure of Metamorpho, from James Gunn's Superman movie.  He's wearing pants.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 2d
Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 2d
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 5d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
#relatable
header image - a man in a hospital gown says
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a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 2d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 2d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 2d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 3d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 12d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 12d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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