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by David M Willis on March 30, 2015 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - The Butterflies Won't Fly Away
└ Tags: becky, carla, jennifer, ruth

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    March 30, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    BIG DIFFERENCE

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      March 30, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

      I wonder the equivalent to black-speech-bubble speech would be to hear…

      • MeghanTheWorldEater
        MeghanTheWorldEater
        March 30, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

        Did you ever see the Christian Bale Batman movies?

        • Solenoid
          Solenoid
          March 30, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

          Ah. Sounds like that. Ruth’s the RA they deserve, not the RA they need.

        • Dean
          Dean
          March 30, 2015 at 1:57 am | #

          In that scene where Commissioner Gordon and Batman were talking inside the bank vault, I kept expecting Gordon to offer Batman a throat lozenge.

        • nothri
          nothri
          March 30, 2015 at 3:21 am | #

          Ahhh, but Amazigirl already established that to be white on blue. I think the white on black just sounds like a serial killer on the hunt.

          • Mr. Bulbmin
            Mr. Bulbmin
            March 30, 2015 at 5:16 am | #

            Special text bubbles?
            I’m glad you asked.

            My personal compilation of unique text bubbles, which are disturbingly constant through multiple creators:
            Blue- indicates the character putting on a deeper, more masculine tone. Up to eleven in characters already masculine. God save us all when Kamina uses a blue bubble.
            Red- indicates rage of a bloodlusting nature. If you can visualize the fourth wall, get the F out of Dodge the moment you see a red text bubble.
            Yellow- usually refers to the narrator, so a character using such a bubble either is the narrator or is temporarily usurping them. Either way, plot armor is to be expected.
            Purple- indicates insanity of the worst kind. A purple speech bubble is essentially code for “Welp, you’re screwed, hope you liked your life”. Reserved almost entirely for villains, but more . . . interesting heroic characters have dipped into the regal color.
            Black- indicates one of two things: 1) cold, tranquil rage [be afraid] 2) chain – smoker throat cancer. Or both.
            Technicolor- “good” insanity, as well as characters the story shows to be inherently good. Loaded with Mary Sue.
            Pink- in love/lust. Not necessarily natural.

            • Screwball
              Screwball
              March 30, 2015 at 7:22 am | #

              Yellow text bubbles? I know where they’re from…

              “MAY THE LITTLE YELLOW BOXES BE WITH YOU!!!”

              Damn it Deadpool, get out of my post… -_-

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                March 30, 2015 at 4:48 pm | #

                Stripper Deadpool FTL

                • Screwball
                  Screwball
                  March 30, 2015 at 8:20 pm | #

                  LOL yeah, daniel the Human was there for that too… XD

            • Screwball
              Screwball
              March 30, 2015 at 8:28 pm | #

              Re-reading it, it looks more like Black#1) cold, tranquil rage, definitely something along the lines of “obey me now or suffer a death few can fathom…”

            • Eyebrow
              Eyebrow
              March 30, 2015 at 9:30 pm | #

              Nicely compiled.

              • Mr. Bulbmin
                Mr. Bulbmin
                March 31, 2015 at 2:06 am | #

                Danke.

          • desai
            desai
            March 30, 2015 at 5:17 am | #

            Bane, I was thinking.

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        March 30, 2015 at 4:22 am | #

        Yelling, with intensity and a bit of growl in their voice. You will be compelled to obey that voice, unless your level of outrage meets or exceeds that of the one using that voice.

      • Matt
        Matt
        March 30, 2015 at 7:19 am | #

        I’d imagine, this: https://youtu.be/XfdiXBA7f6U?t=76

        • nothri
          nothri
          March 30, 2015 at 12:08 pm | #

          So Ruth sounds like a befuddled scientist thinking about marshmallows? That’s not so bad.

      • Marcos Dantas
        Marcos Dantas
        March 30, 2015 at 5:16 pm | #

        Black Speech from Mordor …

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      March 30, 2015 at 8:23 pm | #

      Pain, no pain. Yeah, I guess that is a big difference. Technically she’s not from there, she’s only dropping by till something more long term comes about hopefully. Does that count?

  2. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    March 30, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Becky. You might have a problem.

    • JetstreamGW
      JetstreamGW
      March 30, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

      I doubt it. Probably Ruth’ll go all bark no bite as soon as she hears Becky’s tale of woe.

      • Briny
        Briny
        March 30, 2015 at 1:46 am | #

        Not really. That only worked for Billie. Unless she’s looking to build a harem or something, that’s not gonna work twice.

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          March 30, 2015 at 4:28 am | #

          NEWS :
          RA Fired, made her whole floor a harem ! lol.

          • Rheinman137
            Rheinman137
            March 30, 2015 at 1:37 pm | #

            Sounds like a Slipshine request to me. 😉

        • Orbit Junkie
          Orbit Junkie
          March 30, 2015 at 7:07 am | #

          I disagree. Ruth has been known to show kindness in times of real distress. She didn’t bite Dorothy when she asked for help with Danny, and she did try to comfort Amber when she fought with Blain (okay, it didn’t work, but that’s because Amber escaped and not for lack of Ruth’s trying). She’d probably kick Becky out, but not before she found somewhere for her to stay.

          • winter
            winter
            March 30, 2015 at 9:52 pm | #

            Ruth has showed kindness in times of real distress to people who she is required by her job terms to show kindness to in times of real distress.
            I don’t think Ruth is heartless, but I think if it’s between risking her job housing somebody she doesn’t care about vs kicking Becky out prematurely, I wouldn’t put my money on the former.

            • Micah
              Micah
              April 8, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

              “I don’t think Ruth is heartless, but I think if it’s between risking her job housing somebody she doesn’t care about vs kicking Becky out prematurely, I wouldn’t put my money on the former.”

              She risks her job every time she assaults a student, which she usually does for no reason. If she thinks she’s right she’ll do whatever the hell she wants. The question is, what will she think is right in Becky’s case?

      • That Damn Rat
        That Damn Rat
        March 30, 2015 at 5:59 am | #

        There might be some tough love in order though. The reality is, Becky can’t stay where she is, she’s in limbo, and needs to find a real place to live, and Ruth is harsh enough to provide that push.
        What bugs me about this is that they haven’t been to see Leslie yet, she’s an obvious resource of knowledge about ways to help emancipate Becky.

        • Just saying
          Just saying
          March 30, 2015 at 9:51 am | #

          Surely Becky doesn’t need emancipation? They’re in college, they’re adults.

          • Heavensrun
            Heavensrun
            March 30, 2015 at 11:54 am | #

            Legal emancipation, sure, but she doesn’t have any means of self-sufficiency. She doesn’t have a place to stay, or a mode of income. She needs a job and a roof over her head that isn’t her friend’s college dorm. And if an in-story week from now, she still hasn’t sought out any of these things, there might be cause for concern about her behavior.

        • Heavensrun
          Heavensrun
          March 30, 2015 at 11:51 am | #

          It’s been a day. ONE DAY. Christ, people.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            March 30, 2015 at 5:41 pm | #

            Seriously now. Of all the complaints about Becky, not immediately having a plan the day after she became a runaway is right up there on the ridiculous meter. Moreso than “Becky was wrong to get a haircut using the 20$ she got.”

  3. wednesday
    wednesday
    March 30, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Which Carman tour’s that shirt from?

  4. Spencer
    Spencer
    March 30, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Right. I kind of forgot Ruth was a terrible person for a bit.

    • That Damn Rat
      That Damn Rat
      March 30, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      Ruth isn’t terrible person, she’s an angry person, and that sometimes leads to her doing terrible things.

      • Kris
        Kris
        March 30, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

        Seriously it’s only a perk that she gets to enjoy it.

      • Wire Segal
        Wire Segal
        March 30, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

        She’s also covering. She is trying to keep the sexy lesbian suicide pact secret.

        • sps48
          sps48
          March 30, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

          Mostly for her own benefit.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        March 30, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

        Like abusing the students under her care, let alone the constant torment she heaped onto Billie.

        I mean, I don’t want to come off as unsympathetic to her issues, but the way she’s abused her power as an RA is pretty despicable.

        • JWLM
          JWLM
          March 30, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

          Oh, no question about it. Ruth is an inexcusable tyrant. And Billie is an irresponsible drunk in a death spiral of denial and excuse. Their relationship is going to end in tears; it’s going to be bad.

          I wish that there were some hope for them as people; there isn’t. But…at least they’re *trying*. Doesn’t that count for something? (No)

          • Orbit Junkie
            Orbit Junkie
            March 30, 2015 at 7:39 am | #

            I think there is still hope for them *as people*. What there isn’t any hope for is their relationship and Ruth’s job. But they might be able to survive this, especially if they get help. My current hope is that Ruth’s accelerating downward spiral will shock Billie into getting help for the both of them, probably revealing their relationship in the process. Not exactly a bright outlook, but it’s better than double-suicide.

            And there is some evidence to suggest it’ll happen; Billie almost did it when she nearly left Ruth to be found by the firemen. It would’ve cost Ruth her job, but she’d have likely gotten the help she needed.

            • Rycan
              Rycan
              March 30, 2015 at 12:53 pm | #

              On the latter point, I wouldn’t be so sure. Being found half-naked by firemen didn’t exactly lead to Billie finding help, after all.

              Overall, I think there’s three outcomes for each of them. Either get help before you hit rock bottom, get help after hitting rock bottom, or keep drinking until dead.

        • Solenoid
          Solenoid
          March 30, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

          This is really just a case of stuff that should have been uncovered when she applied to be an RA. Depressed, boozing, and likes to take out her troubles on others? That should have been screened for.

        • B.D
          B.D
          March 30, 2015 at 12:46 am | #

          …Come to think of it, she’s never threatened them over reporting her. She’s clearly very good about hiding her issues (I don’t doubt for a second that she fooled the background checks, rather than them not being very thorough).

          Does… she want to be found out, at some level? Now I just think the abuse of power is her broken way of seeking out help.

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            March 30, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

            I think that is very likely – unless she doesn’t kid when she says that she actually has the blessing of the higher-ups for her tyrannic reign of the Clark Wing.

          • AngierHafai
            AngierHafai
            March 30, 2015 at 1:01 am | #

            An RA speaking here. Assuming her application process was similar to mine (probably as I go to a large public university), there are no “background checks” beyond checking for a criminal record and making sure there are no marks against your academic record. The hard part would be walking the walk and talking the talk during the application process which emphasizes finding applicants who will help residents and work well in a team.

            At my university that would be a year long endeavor starting in the Fall semester and continuing into Spring but I would assume that it is possible, even that someone managed it at least once. Probably not someone as bad as Ruth but people make mistakes.

            • HeySo
              HeySo
              March 30, 2015 at 8:55 am | #

              As Bagge said, apparently the school respects that she keeps students in line, on task, and out of trouble, far more than they’re troubled by her approach to accomplishing it.
              Assuming there’s some backstory there- such as, ‘the dorm USED to be a troubled mess’, then you can imagine that assertion is accurate, in a Great Teacher Onizuka sort of way [“Okay, SURE you knocked down a wall, but it was beneficial, so you can get away with it. In fact, go knock down some more walls.”].

      • Briny
        Briny
        March 30, 2015 at 1:46 am | #

        Potato, abuse of power.

    • winter
      winter
      March 30, 2015 at 9:53 pm | #

      There are no terrible people. Only people who do terrible things.

  5. Kris
    Kris
    March 30, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Billie is really working that jersey.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 30, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      …and so she will have to work OFF that jersey. ^_^

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        March 30, 2015 at 12:56 pm | #

        Does that jersey have that many calories?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          March 30, 2015 at 4:51 pm | #

          Only if it was Walky’s (sauce stains count as calories after all).

          • Screwball
            Screwball
            March 30, 2015 at 8:33 pm | #

            Might still anyway, doesn’t alcohol count towards calories. If it soaked any up…

  6. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    March 30, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Not only will she hurt you, you have to call her Queen while she does so. 😀

    • MeghanTheWorldEater
      MeghanTheWorldEater
      March 30, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      -obligatory comment with only the word ‘kinky’ in it-

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 30, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

        Also a Lina Inverse reference!

        • MeghanTheWorldEater
          MeghanTheWorldEater
          March 30, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

          Pretends she knows what Lina Inverse is.

          • nothri
            nothri
            March 30, 2015 at 3:25 am | #

            DRAGON SLAVE!

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Inverse

          • Heavensrun
            Heavensrun
            March 30, 2015 at 11:57 am | #

            You kids with your Death Notes and your Wolf Rains.

            • nothri
              nothri
              March 30, 2015 at 2:41 pm | #

              Wasn’t Death Note and Wolf’s Rain a thing like over five years ago?

              • gwalla
                gwalla
                March 30, 2015 at 3:59 pm | #

                Oh god I’m old. ;_;

        • Vincent
          Vincent
          March 30, 2015 at 5:02 am | #

          … I thought that was Aeka in Tenchi Muyo! (technically the goofy, non-OVA material)

          Looked it up – yeah, you’re right. Huh.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            March 30, 2015 at 4:53 pm | #

            I forgot about Aeka, that sort of thing is really right up her alley.

  7. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    March 30, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Had to look up who Carman is. Disappointed it’s not a car themed superhero, or Becky and Carla might have found some common ground.

    • Dr. Paul
      Dr. Paul
      March 30, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      She works in a cigarete factory and only likes a guy until he starts liking her. Er, not it? Is she somewhere in the world and we have to find her? No? Ok, I’m too old to get it and too stuborn to look it up.

      • tim gueguen
        tim gueguen
        March 30, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

        Carman, who is a he, is a long running Christian music artist.

        • Blue
          Blue
          March 30, 2015 at 12:03 pm | #

          …and here I thought this was a reference to the ballet by Matthew Bourne.

          • Tenn
            Tenn
            March 30, 2015 at 5:40 pm | #

            All I could think of was that Karmann Ghia plates say “Lost in space”.

        • Dr. Paul
          Dr. Paul
          March 30, 2015 at 9:56 pm | #

          I realized that about five minutes after I shut down. I was even at one of his concerts in the 80’s. Must not have made a big impact on me.

  8. Taigan
    Taigan
    March 30, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Bad enough Billie is wearing that shirt. Now Ruth’s wearing a matching one? Even Becky might notice.

    • Anithias
      Anithias
      March 30, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      Glad I’m not the only one who noticed the matching colors. At least it’s not a matching Maple Leafs shirt; that would be obvious enough that even Joyce might pick up on it.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      March 30, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      Good, now when Ruth piece’s things together and finds out about Becky she can’t kick her out because Becky knows her secret too.

  9. Catullus
    Catullus
    March 30, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    So, Becky runs into Ruth. I’ve been wondering what’s going to happen when they meet.

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      March 30, 2015 at 8:38 pm | #

      Well, seems you won’t have to wait much longer, it has begun…

  10. Twilightomens
    Twilightomens
    March 30, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    I love how friendly Becky is in this.
    “Oh, is that a team you like?”

    • Urukak
      Urukak
      March 30, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      Agreed. Not quite a secret girlfriend high five, but I’ll take it.

      • Solenoid
        Solenoid
        March 30, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

        I think it’s more: “I like how it accentuates your lack of pants.”

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          March 30, 2015 at 9:23 am | #

          I think Becky is less interested in Billie’s giblets and more interested in a friend that knows about kissing-girls-stuff.

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            March 30, 2015 at 9:23 am | #

            duh, should have said “caboodle”. Missed opportunity.

    • Dean
      Dean
      March 30, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      “Cos if your’re a Leafs fan, that might be a dealbreaker. MIGHT.”

  11. LiaHansen
    LiaHansen
    March 30, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    YES. MORE REDHEADS. SET THE WORLD AFLAME

    • MeghanTheWorldEater
      MeghanTheWorldEater
      March 30, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      I just realized they all have different shades of red too.

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        March 30, 2015 at 4:23 am | #

        Pretty sure one of them dyes their hair.

        • MeghanTheWorldEater
          MeghanTheWorldEater
          March 30, 2015 at 10:01 am | #

          Wait seriously which one? And what makes you think that?

          • Heavensrun
            Heavensrun
            March 30, 2015 at 10:22 am | #

            Carla’s hair shade looks less natural than the others. Cherry-red isn’t a hair color that exists in nature. Also she doesn’t wield the freckles like the others do, and she’s got motive, since her hair is the same color as her favorite cartoon character. After all, why would she want to keep her lame natural hair color like most humans when she could have Ultra Car colored hair?

            • Screwball
              Screwball
              March 30, 2015 at 8:45 pm | #

              Carla’s hair is kinda deep red, like Knockout’s paintjob. I don’t think many Humans have that colour naturally either. I’d say after market upgrade too…

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      March 30, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      I think Billie is ok with being surrounded by all the redheads.

      • LeslieBean4Shizzle
        LeslieBean4Shizzle
        March 30, 2015 at 12:47 am | #

        I know I would be.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        March 30, 2015 at 4:37 am | #

        Of course she is ^^

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      March 30, 2015 at 4:25 am | #

      If too much diversity means Soggies May Rule, what would happen in the event of too much redhead?

      • The Other Mike
        The Other Mike
        March 30, 2015 at 4:53 am | #

        There is no such thing as too much redhead.

        • HeySo
          HeySo
          March 30, 2015 at 8:52 am | #

          ^
          More redhead just means you’re winning the game.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          March 30, 2015 at 9:00 am | #

          ‘Too much readhead’ is like saying ‘too much Becky’. Who is a redhead. Which simply emphasizes my point.

      • Vincent
        Vincent
        March 30, 2015 at 5:04 am | #

        It’s a Khorne thing.

        • Screwball
          Screwball
          March 30, 2015 at 8:46 pm | #

          Bloodnuts for the Bloodnut god?

  12. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    March 30, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    I was going to point out that between these three and Mandy, apparently the DoAVerse has no heterosexual redheads, but then I remembered Penny.

    So the moral is Penny ruins everything.

    • MeghanTheWorldEater
      MeghanTheWorldEater
      March 30, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      Not necessarily all we know is she’s not a lesbian. She could be bi. This is a friggin internet fandom everyone is bi until proven otherwise!

      • Anithias
        Anithias
        March 30, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

        And being proven not bi is impossible unless tested against all possible pairings. Therefore, as the burden of proof falls upon the defendant in internet court, the jury summarily rules in favor of bi.

        And that’s before we start adding Faz’s weird Kinscey Scale logic: http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=204

  13. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    March 30, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Billie & The Redheads. Should be a band name, someone get on that.

    • JWLM
      JWLM
      March 30, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      Nah, it ought to be “Gingers and the Drunk”

      • neeks
        neeks
        March 30, 2015 at 1:54 am | #

        Ginger Ale? Maybe? Eh….not feeling it tbh

  14. Solenoid
    Solenoid
    March 30, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Huh. Walk of shame cut short. (Any walk where you’re wearing a Leafs jersey is a walk of shame.)

    • JWLM
      JWLM
      March 30, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      And there are *two* Leafs jerseys in the hall in Clark.

      I guess that’s more than are in the Hall of Fame.

      • Tenn
        Tenn
        March 30, 2015 at 5:51 pm | #

        (statlerandwaldorf.gif)

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      March 30, 2015 at 12:49 am | #

      Dorm-based walks of shame barely count. I mean, people walk around half naked in dorms all the time (at least they did in mine) so it’s hard to tell “walk of shame” from “don’t have class until 3 PM”

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      March 30, 2015 at 9:03 am | #

      When Billie wears it, it’s a walk of shame (you feel shame for her).

      When Ruth wears it, it’s a walk of terror (you feel terror for her).

  15. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    March 30, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    oh shit.

  16. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    March 30, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    *plays Johnny Cash’s “Hurt” on the Muzak*

  17. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    March 30, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    “Red head’s” that should be the title of this page, anyway Becky knows how to play it cool not to mention she’s like” what’s it to you, none of you business. “

  18. Just Me
    Just Me
    March 30, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

    Why did Ruth yell like that? Is there a law against two people talking in the hallway? I’m confused.

    • Carriethedragon
      Carriethedragon
      March 30, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      My guess would be that she’s overcompensating to hide the fact that their relationship has…changed.

      • Solenoid
        Solenoid
        March 30, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

        Yeah, when’s the last time they put on a show of being hostile to each other in public? At least two days.

      • Bibulb
        Bibulb
        March 30, 2015 at 2:36 am | #

        Overcompensating AND needing Billie to not be visible in clothing that’s conspicuously not hers.

    • LiaHansen
      LiaHansen
      March 30, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

      Because Billie’s wearing what’s pretty obviously Ruth’s shirt and she doesnt want anyone to notice

      • JWLM
        JWLM
        March 30, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

        Well, we know that Billie’s be stealing Ruth’s stuff, and that Ruth told her to stop: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/expelled/

        Guess this jersey is something Billie stole

      • Kris
        Kris
        March 30, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

        Well there is a Mary skulking about.

    • Lapin
      Lapin
      March 30, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

      Because Billie is wearing Ruth’s jersey, which barely covers Billie’s ass, and getting some very clear interest from another girl, and Ruth is having insecure feelings she’s choosing to take out in a kind of unhealthy way.

    • John
      John
      March 30, 2015 at 2:25 am | #

      Because Ruth yelling at Billie for no good reason is a lot less suspicious than Billie standing around in the hallway wearing nothing but Ruth’s shirt.

      • HeySo
        HeySo
        March 30, 2015 at 8:51 am | #

        Have you MET Ruth? 😛

        • HeySo
          HeySo
          March 30, 2015 at 8:52 am | #

          *Which is to say, it’d be more suspicious if she didn’t yell 😛

    • nothri
      nothri
      March 30, 2015 at 3:35 am | #

      Because this has proven to be the most effective way to maintain their cover story and/or turn each other on?

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/lead-2/

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      March 30, 2015 at 4:41 am | #

      I’m gonna disagree with most of the above. Ruth seems to be pretty angry this time. And unlike previous cases of mock hatred, this was completely unplanned, not to mention unexpected on Billie’s part.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        March 30, 2015 at 8:15 am | #

        And Billie slipped on the way she responded to that, too.

      • Screwball
        Screwball
        March 30, 2015 at 8:53 pm | #

        I think i’m gonna have to go with Rycan on this one, looks to me like Ruth’s pretty pissed off Billie grabbed 1 of her tops then just went parading it down the hall. like a few have said, it might be used as proof they’re doing more than just yelling at each other…

  19. Bagge
    Bagge
    March 30, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

    Aw Becky, you’re adorable when you try to flirt. Come on, Billie. You have whined for weeks that you want to be popular and now you have your own tag-along lesbian. Don’t complain.

    Are you going to be jealous on Becky now, Ruth? I think she will find that flattering.

    Billie shows how to wear your team’s colors with pride.

    • MeghanTheWorldEater
      MeghanTheWorldEater
      March 30, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

      tag-along lesbian might be the funniest thing I’ve read this month

      • Urukak
        Urukak
        March 30, 2015 at 12:44 am | #

        I am now picturing Becky selling girl scout cookies. Daisy walks by and orders like a gajillion boxes. Fade to slipshine.

        Fortunately for this scenario, the girl scouts have a more reasonable stance on sexuality then their male counterparts.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          March 30, 2015 at 1:02 am | #

          One of these days I’m going to learn how to draw so I can make fanart of scenarios like that.

        • Rycan
          Rycan
          March 30, 2015 at 4:32 am | #

          Porn featuring people acting as Girl Scouts selling cookies is kinda messed up. Usually, the girl selling you cookies is in elementary school.

          • Urukak
            Urukak
            March 30, 2015 at 6:21 am | #

            I had not fully thought this through, and rationally I know you’re right, but for some reason this still makes me sad.

            FWIW, in my head any allusions to girl scouts were long gone by the time the actual sexytimes started.

          • HeySo
            HeySo
            March 30, 2015 at 8:48 am | #

            That’s not quite right.
            Only very rarely do girl scouts sell cookies unsupervised, either by an older scout, or more commonly, parents.

            So the ‘sexytimes’ may refer to a MILF-type encounter.

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            March 30, 2015 at 9:17 am | #

            You are right and I’m sorry.

            It comes with cultural dissonance – when I picture a scout of any gender I see someone about the age of the cast.

          • Kryss LaBryn
            Kryss LaBryn
            March 30, 2015 at 12:25 pm | #

            Well, to be fair, I’m pretty sure most people buy their Girl Guide cookies from Girl Guides’ parents at the office, so…

          • Tenn
            Tenn
            March 30, 2015 at 5:56 pm | #

            It’s especially messed up if the girl scout is played by Tim Curry.

            • HeySo
              HeySo
              March 30, 2015 at 6:25 pm | #

              And yet, so much better.

      • HeySo
        HeySo
        March 30, 2015 at 2:40 pm | #

        Yes, but is it a tag-along-lesbian-NINJA?
        http://www.sandraontherocks.com/strips-sotr/lesbian_ninja

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      March 30, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

      Team Billie&Ruth for hottest team couple in the comic?

      • HeySo
        HeySo
        March 30, 2015 at 8:49 am | #

        That’s not fair- Ruth’d make any couple she’s in the hottest.
        By knee-capping any opponents in the contest before it starts :X

        • Screwball
          Screwball
          March 30, 2015 at 9:15 pm | #

          I’ll just leave this here…

  20. Lapin
    Lapin
    March 30, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

    “If you’re from my floor I get to punch you for a reason OTHER than ogling my girlfriend wearing my jersey.”

    • HeySo
      HeySo
      March 30, 2015 at 6:26 pm | #

      “I mean.. ogling my.. arch.. nemesis… just stand there a moment, now I’m going to punch you double.”

  21. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    March 30, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

    You know its Funny I’m looking at Billie and for some reason she remind me of a bottle of RC soda.

    • MeghanTheWorldEater
      MeghanTheWorldEater
      March 30, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

      http://imgur.com/7iJ5Dlv
      Product placement at its finest.

    • Urukak
      Urukak
      March 30, 2015 at 1:25 am | #

      I was going to counter with a beer brand until I realized I am highly alcohol illiterate.

      • John
        John
        March 30, 2015 at 2:26 am | #

        Molson Ice?

        • Bill
          Bill
          March 30, 2015 at 6:21 am | #

          Labatt’s Blue.

  22. heyitsthatoneguy
    heyitsthatoneguy
    March 30, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

    Oh hey, Carman! That takes me back.

    Want to see something hilarious? Youtube his “Dungeons and Dragons” video. Keep in mind that he’s completely serious.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      March 30, 2015 at 10:00 am | #

      Watched bits of the “Witch’s Letter” video. It’s like watching some weird Joe Piscopo sketch.

      • heyitsthatoneguy
        heyitsthatoneguy
        March 30, 2015 at 3:50 pm | #

        Also funny in an “Oh God, why are there nails in my ears?!” kinda way, his late-90’s white guy rapping attempts (Resurrection Rap and Who’s in the House), and the one where he’s a demon-hunting cowboy (Satan, Bite the Dust).

        …So yeah, you can probably tell I was raised in one of Those Households.

  23. A Scientist
    A Scientist
    March 30, 2015 at 1:29 am | #

    That jersey is #1. The question I must ask, therefore, is that an Andrew Raycroft jersey? Because if it is, seriously, why bother?

    Now if it’s a Bower or Broda jersey, that would be pretty awesome.

  24. Koms
    Koms
    March 30, 2015 at 1:38 am | #

    I love them jumping eyebrows.

    • Architex
      Architex
      March 30, 2015 at 1:57 am | #

      And the cute smiles and the surprised expression!

  25. Coco
    Coco
    March 30, 2015 at 1:42 am | #

    I smell a love triangle that will sadly never be.

  26. Briny
    Briny
    March 30, 2015 at 1:52 am | #

    “She’s been kind of an asshole, but she’s been through a lot, so we let it go” applies to a LOT of characters hereabouts, doesn’t it?

    • nothri
      nothri
      March 30, 2015 at 5:04 am | #

      Ehhhhhhhh. Kind of. I’m far more forgiving of those who are visibly struggling to find a better way to be. Which thankfully applies to a lot of the assholes around here. Still not yet a fan of Malaya or Mary, though.

      • That Damn Rat
        That Damn Rat
        March 30, 2015 at 5:53 am | #

        Well, Mary to our knowledge hasn’t been through anything, asshole is just her factory preset. Ditto with Malaya, whereas we’ve seen both Ruth and Becky take some real blows, and I really think we’ve only seen the tip of Ruth’s misery iceberg.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          March 30, 2015 at 3:22 pm | #

          I still think it is premature to call Malaya an asshole. She’s a bit obnoxious (like everyone else in her social circle) and Sal doesn’t like her (and that’s partly because of jealousy), but she has not displayed the same grating egoism as in the Shortpacked universe.

      • tim gueguen
        tim gueguen
        March 30, 2015 at 10:03 am | #

        Malaya has been traumatised by years of being asked why she was named after a part of Southeast Asia.

        • nothri
          nothri
          March 30, 2015 at 11:34 am | #

          She probably wonders why a part of Southeast Asia was named after her.

  27. Random832
    Random832
    March 30, 2015 at 2:06 am | #

    Is that a Leafs T-shirt?

  28. B.D
    B.D
    March 30, 2015 at 2:08 am | #

    Huh. Is hockey popular enough in Indiana, that three people from wildly different backgrounds would know who the Maple Leafs are?

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      March 30, 2015 at 10:04 am | #

      Carla might be a sports geek.

    • Bill
      Bill
      March 30, 2015 at 10:39 am | #

      No, but since the Leafs are one of the “Original Six” even people who don’t follow hockey probably know about them.  Now, take some of the expansion teams — I doubt anybody who doesn’t live near the Scioto River (or isn’t a total hockey geek) even knows about the Columbus Blue Jackets.

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        March 30, 2015 at 4:55 pm | #

        Still trying to figure out how states like Florida, California, and Georgia ended up with hockey teams. Really, guys? Hockey?

        You were all just looking for someplace cold to hang out, weren’t you?

      • Screwball
        Screwball
        March 30, 2015 at 9:34 pm | #

        Daniel the Human’s head of them, but mainly in that the apparently keep loosing. Me, I’m still learning there’s a lot to learn about this planet…

        *dives back onto net…*

        *Drifts back to webcomics…*

  29. Kugai
    Kugai
    March 30, 2015 at 2:20 am | #

    One does not simply walk onto Ruths Floor

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      March 30, 2015 at 3:51 am | #

      One climbs in through the window pretty easily, though, if one’s Sal.

      • HeySo
        HeySo
        March 30, 2015 at 8:46 am | #

        Or Amazi-Girl 🙂
        And possibly Dina, she does just sorta pop up..

        • Rycan
          Rycan
          March 30, 2015 at 3:35 pm | #

          I just think that Dina suffers from exaggerated quantum indeterminacy. I think the condition is known as the Heisenberg Syndrome.

  30. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    March 30, 2015 at 2:52 am | #

    Simple explanation also:
    Ruth may just be rescuing Billie from an awkward situation as it appears that Billie doesn’t have the sense to shut up and walk away.
    Becky’s an idiot, but at least she has a point, like as in who are you anyway?
    Ruth’s answer is typical Ruth.
    Wonder if Becky knows she’s not joking.

  31. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    March 30, 2015 at 4:23 am | #

    Uh, Ruth arrived from the left ? But when Billie tried to get backto Ruth’s room ,wasn’t she going to the right ?

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      March 30, 2015 at 4:37 am | #

      Viewing from opposite wall? Circular hallway? Or will I wake up tomorrow, and find that the panels have been flipped?

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        March 30, 2015 at 5:18 am | #

        Time will tell~

    • That Damn Rat
      That Damn Rat
      March 30, 2015 at 5:55 am | #

      We don’t know Ruth was coming from her room, I’m guessing she rises earlier than Billie, and may have had shit to do, and just now be returning to her room.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        March 30, 2015 at 8:18 am | #

        Oh, that’d explain why she could get out of the room without Ruthless pointing the shirt thing, now that I think about it.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      March 30, 2015 at 6:22 pm | #

      There is a convention in [Anglophone] sequential art (established by Charles M. Schultz, I understand) in which movement to the left and to the right have particular meanings. The past and prior situations are to the left, the future and developments are to the right, so facing to the right can indicate anticipation or orientation to new developments, movement to the right can indicate progress and overcoming obstacles, while facing to the left can indicate concern with the past and opposition to [another’s] progress, movement to the left can indicate defeat or retreat.

      So don’t get too wrapped up in the spatial orientation of characters in strip-art stories: the drawings may indicate time and accomplishment with direction.

  32. Jesse
    Jesse
    March 30, 2015 at 4:53 am | #

    Shouldn’t that be “Leaves”?

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      March 30, 2015 at 5:19 am | #

      Nope~

    • Julez
      Julez
      March 30, 2015 at 10:14 am | #

      Leaves for plants, Leafs for hockey.

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      March 30, 2015 at 4:59 pm | #

      They are named after the maple leaf, the one on the flag. “S” on the end of the team name because there’s more than one player; but the “Leaf” component is singular rather than plural because they’re referring to a singular leaf, not just leaves from maple trees in general. 🙂

  33. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    March 30, 2015 at 5:43 am | #

    In the 5th panel, i wonder if Ruth’s expression is of intense guilt over what she had to say to Billie, or just when that question about Becky popped up in her head.

    • HeySo
      HeySo
      March 30, 2015 at 8:45 am | #

      Guilt that she had a Leafs jersey laying around for Billie to humiliate herself in, perhaps?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      March 30, 2015 at 9:25 am | #

      Regret that they have to hide their relationship?

  34. The Wizard
    The Wizard
    March 30, 2015 at 8:34 am | #

    Busted! Break her in 2, Ruth!

  35. Robbzilla
    Robbzilla
    March 30, 2015 at 8:50 am | #

    The beginning of the end For Becky?

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      March 30, 2015 at 10:23 pm | #

      I wouldn’t say so, that Tweet feed box had an in-progress pic of Becky & Joyce few days ago that was being done for further along the bufferwatch. something tells me she’s gonna be around for a while…

  36. Nightsbridge
    Nightsbridge
    March 30, 2015 at 8:52 am | #

    Maybe a bit of jealousy mixed in there.

  37. Bagge
    Bagge
    March 30, 2015 at 9:29 am | #

    Becky’s clumsy attempt at making friends reminds me of this Joyce moment.

  38. OmegaDez
    OmegaDez
    March 30, 2015 at 9:37 am | #

    Always fun to see Leafs fans. Especially considering it’s all about the Montreal Canadiens this year. 😉

    Of course, once the Nordiques come back, all those other Canadian teams will become pointless. 🙂

  39. Starscreamer
    Starscreamer
    March 30, 2015 at 10:24 am | #

    LOL. Becky just “Hillary-ied” Ruth. LOL

  40. Robert
    Robert
    March 30, 2015 at 10:33 am | #

    I sense an ERB coming on.

  41. Halloween Jack
    Halloween Jack
    March 30, 2015 at 11:11 am | #

    When Gingers Clash!

  42. nothri
    nothri
    March 30, 2015 at 11:44 am | #

    Ruth: Hey butthead, why don’t you make like a hockey team and get out of here.
    Becky: You mean “leave”?
    Billie: She means “leaf” which still doesn’t make sense.
    Becky: Oh hey! Maybe its make like a hockey team and “score”? hehehe.
    Ruth: ……

    • Robert
      Robert
      March 30, 2015 at 12:11 pm | #

      Billie: Hey Ruthless, why don’t YOU make like a hockey team and beat the ever loving shit out of this wierdo?

  43. Rezkel
    Rezkel
    March 30, 2015 at 11:55 am | #

    Everytime I see Ruth do one of her idle threats I’m flabbergasted that everyone takes it.

    I knew this one guy and he had an incredibly low tolerance to threats, nice helpful guy most of the time but threaten him, even in jest, and he would explode. It seems incredibly wierd that someone could go around threatening to hurt people and never get any comeuppance for it.

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      March 30, 2015 at 5:01 pm | #

      Let alone when they actually do follow through on occasion… >.>

    • winter
      winter
      March 30, 2015 at 9:58 pm | #

      I do find it kind of strange that everybody goes along with Ruth’s attitude so easily (unless they’re rolling their eyes and deciding it just isn’t worth the effort). I’d like to see Ruth actually try to break somebody’s femurs. Try explaining that to your employers and the police.

    • Smiling Cat
      Smiling Cat
      March 30, 2015 at 11:28 pm | #

      Some people can REALLY SELL IT in a way that might be difficult to get across in this format.

  44. KKoro
    KKoro
    March 30, 2015 at 1:45 pm | #

    Just FYI, this page tried to download something to my computer. Based on past behavior, I bet it was one of your ads. Don’t know which, tho, so just keep an eye out I guess.

  45. Leo
    Leo
    March 30, 2015 at 7:33 pm | #

    Final made it to the last page! Well not last, more like latest. Extreme binge-reading aside, I wish this comic had some trans folk or androgeny in it. Damn hope I spelled that right. Either way both groups are underrepresented in culture, and I’d like to see a few trans guys like me in this, just my two cents 🙂

    • Ben
      Ben
      March 30, 2015 at 8:19 pm | #

      Joyce’s sister is a trans lady, and I bet she’ll come back. And so is Carla (aka Ultra-Car from Shortpacked!) I am also sure that there are trans men characters who just haven’t told you that personal part of their history yet.

      It’s androgyny. Andro=man, gyn=woman. Like gynecologist, or misogyny.

      • WeezerLuvr3030
        WeezerLuvr3030
        March 30, 2015 at 9:19 pm | #

        Miso-gyny means “soup woman”.

      • Bill
        Bill
        March 30, 2015 at 10:36 pm | #

        So let me get this straight.  Male-to-female (like Bruce/Belinda Jenner) is trans-lady; female-to-male (like Chastity/Chaz Bono) is trans-man?

    • Duck
      Duck
      March 30, 2015 at 8:31 pm | #

      It actually has 2! Carla (who even appears on today’s comic) and Joyce’s sister!

    • John
      John
      March 30, 2015 at 8:47 pm | #

      There are at least two trans ladies in DoA. One of them is in this strip. Though, yes, no trans guys that I know of.

  46. Alex
    Alex
    March 30, 2015 at 11:32 pm | #

    Are there really that many redheads in… any part of America? As a third worlder I never understood why every single girl next door in comics had red hair when I only ever saw one natural redhead in my whole life and it was a guy from freshman year.

    This post is probably very racist but honestly I got to know.

    • Kater
      Kater
      March 31, 2015 at 3:01 am | #

      Wikipedia says about 2-6% of the us population has red hair so like 6 to 8 million people.
      As far as the trope goes, It’s definitely a thing in media. I think its an easy way to visually distinguish a heroine or love interest, prescisely because it is uncommon. I don’t think Willis has that in mind though since his characters are developed enough that they don’t have to exist solely in relationship to each other. DOA has… Four red heads if I recall right? ruth, becky, carla and… Grace? Teriary lesbian whose name I forget? Idk, but its possible Carla dyes hers since it’s pretty fire engine like a certain totally rad cartoon car she likes. So there’s not even that many in the strip.

      • John
        John
        April 8, 2015 at 4:59 pm | #

        You’re thinking of Mandy. Grace is her blonde girlfriend. And I believe they’re bi.

        There’s also Jason’s officemate Penny, Ruth’s brother Howard, Dorothy’s mother Deborah, and Amber’s red-headed doppelgänger Rose.

        Hair color is an easy way to make characters visually distinct, so you’ll frequently end up with “the blonde one”, “the brunette one”, “the black-haired one”, “the redheaded one” (and in anime, “the blue-haired one”, “the pink-haired one”)… instead of the more realistic “the brunette”, “the slightly darker brunette”, “the slightly lighter brunette”, “the brunette with the auburn dye-job”…

        Blondes are not as common in real life as they are in fiction, either.

        DoA has three different Walkyverse casts merged together, so it’s got three casts worth of “the redheaded one”.

  47. Kater
    Kater
    March 31, 2015 at 3:02 am | #

    Ugh 6 to 18 million people

  48. Jon Gibson
    Jon Gibson
    April 2, 2015 at 4:03 am | #

    So i was reading itswalky. I got to the car crash and read the bit about ruths character concept. I cried like a Joe 🙁

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September 13/14, 2025 - Small Press Expo in Bethesda, Maryland

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s health. don’t say kristi noem died from getting her ass stuck in a wooden barrel and floated off a waterfall and her head hit every tree branch on the way down and an eagle flew by and grabbed her hat. don’t say stuff like that
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9min
the caaaave! remember your failure in the cave!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1h
Dumbing of Age: "Kerning" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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The Tricerahoodie Dina plush has reached 200 pledges!  It's happening!  And there's one day left to throw your pledge in!   Run over there before this Petition segment ends!...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 4h
WE DID IT! 200+ pledges! *confetti*
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9d
www.makeship.com/petitions/tr... Wanna Tricerahoodie Dina plush? GO PLEDGE FOR ONE! We need 200 people to make it happen! Pledge period will end in 10 days!
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Dina is so small and quiet that she goes completely unnoticed by most people for long stretches of time. She doesn’t talk much — she prefers to observe. People and how they interact is a puzzle to Din...
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com ⋅ 7h
MASSIVE good news for trans people in the United States. A federal judge has just granted class action status to transgender people looking to update their passports. This means that very shorty, the window will open to update your passports with the correct gender marker.
esqueer.net's user avatarAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net ⋅ 7h
BREAKING: A federal judge in Massachusetts granted class status to trans people in the passport gender marker change case and extended the prelim. injunction to the class. Trans people will be able to update their gender markers on their passports immediately. ecf.mad.uscourts.gov/doc1/0951130...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
www.ebay.com/itm/23615537... My Siege Astrotrain is up for sale! because i finally found that last goddamn rifle!!!!!!!!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
Some SDCC-ass packaging here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
it may be a strong indictment of my design philosophy that i can sculpt a reasonable dorothy out of a joyce mesh in like 15 minutes, but boy does it come in handy
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Alt Shiv Posting Service @nameshiv.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
Hortman was a catholic who ensured children got fed and her killer was in a psycho church that demanded violent prayer and guess which one is getting the"Christian" coverage
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
two days to go! www.makeship.com/petitions/tr...
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9d
www.makeship.com/petitions/tr... Wanna Tricerahoodie Dina plush? GO PLEDGE FOR ONE! We need 200 people to make it happen! Pledge period will end in 10 days!
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Dina is so small and quiet that she goes completely unnoticed by most people for long stretches of time. She doesn’t talk much — she prefers to observe. People and how they interact is a puzzle to Din...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
had a personal trainer for a couple years now, and still i get folks trying to um, actually the situations present in my exermacise strips
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
Other 3D printing adventures: bought this Velocity head on Cults, sized it down a tiny bit (it's meant for Velocitron Override), then painted it and gave it to my Velocity custom made from Legacy Arcee.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
two days to go! www.makeship.com/petitions/tr...
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9d
www.makeship.com/petitions/tr... Wanna Tricerahoodie Dina plush? GO PLEDGE FOR ONE! We need 200 people to make it happen! Pledge period will end in 10 days!
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Dina is so small and quiet that she goes completely unnoticed by most people for long stretches of time. She doesn’t talk much — she prefers to observe. People and how they interact is a puzzle to Din...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "How many" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Two days left to collect pledges for a Tricerahoodie Dina plush!  If we reach 200 pledges by Thursday, Dina will be made! That sounds pretty rad, I dunno!  Run over there if you want to help make this...
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Kashana @kashana.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Can’t believe nobody wants to go to a soccer game to be kidnapped by ICE
phillewis.bsky.social's user avatarPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
FIFA Club World Cup ticket sales tank dramatically after the Dept. of Homeland Security bragged that agents would be “suited and booted" at the stadium in a now-deleted social media post
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FIFA Club World Cup Ticket Sales TANK After DHS Says Agents Will Be At Stadium
Tickets to the opening match that were once $349 (and up) could be had for just $4.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Three days to go! www.makeship.com/petitions/tr...
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9d
www.makeship.com/petitions/tr... Wanna Tricerahoodie Dina plush? GO PLEDGE FOR ONE! We need 200 people to make it happen! Pledge period will end in 10 days!
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Tricerahoodie Dina Plushie
Dina is so small and quiet that she goes completely unnoticed by most people for long stretches of time. She doesn’t talk much — she prefers to observe. People and how they interact is a puzzle to Din...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
www.ebay.com/itm/23615364... selling my studio series 86-11 perceptor! with *jazz hands* instructions!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
....got into spx on the waitlist dreams are real!!!!!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
hey guess who's getting sold next
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
ACAB means Dolly
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Three days to go! www.makeship.com/petitions/tr...
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9d
www.makeship.com/petitions/tr... Wanna Tricerahoodie Dina plush? GO PLEDGE FOR ONE! We need 200 people to make it happen! Pledge period will end in 10 days!
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Dina is so small and quiet that she goes completely unnoticed by most people for long stretches of time. She doesn’t talk much — she prefers to observe. People and how they interact is a puzzle to Din...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I think you mean the Slug-Maker
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
today in #9chickweedlane i guess we're memory-holing again that 1997 story where amos and edda kissed for the first time after she, uh, got shot at school
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
this has real "leia comforting luke for losing a guy he just met after her planet got exploded" energy
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Locate" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
butts disease
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Unnatural Selections @soundmirrors.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It’s been awhile since I’ve more seriously read up on Ugaritic and Canaanite religions (alas, w/semi dated scholarship), but this is interesting, and not in a peaceful matriarchal fantasy kind of way.
theradr.bsky.social's user avatarRabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social ⋅ 22d
If you do a close read not only of the Bible but the archeology, it starts to look like the Israelites, & all but a couple of Judean kings, worshipped a goddess for pretty much the whole First Temple era. The implications of this are... far ranging-- & her name might not be what we've believed.
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Israelite Goddess Mystery Quest
smashing pillars / tracing echoes
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Have some sticker ideas for Toyhax
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
fellas, is hasbro trying to make toys for children again
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Erase Soundwave's mouth! Recolor him light blue! ...don't correct Ratbat's miscolored face in the next panel
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