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by David M Willis on August 3, 2015 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Walking with Dina
└ Tags: bryan, dina, joyce

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    August 3, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    “Crotch smootching is also acceptable.”

    *Dina harnessing her inner TJ*

    • LiaHansen
      LiaHansen
      August 3, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      I thought you meant Theodore Jasper Detweiler for a second and I was like what episodes were you watching

      • Captain Batson
        Captain Batson
        August 3, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

        I also thought that.

        • Justin
          Justin
          August 3, 2015 at 3:09 am | #

          lol the way shes drawn in that last panel it’d be hard to tell WITHOUT CHARACTER CONTEXT whether she’s slightly panicking….or Squeeing

          • Justin
            Justin
            August 3, 2015 at 3:10 am | #

            damn my randomvatar is sexy today

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            August 3, 2015 at 6:11 pm | #

            It’s hard to tell WITH character context.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        August 3, 2015 at 6:57 am | #

        Man, that womps.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      August 3, 2015 at 1:20 am | #

      Yeah, you can tell that Joyce’s mind went there for a tiny fraction of a second. You’re going to kiss each other on the error error error mouth.

      (kapoodle)

    • Ples
      Ples
      August 3, 2015 at 2:38 am | #

      Doing butt stuff

    • Cheryl
      Cheryl
      August 3, 2015 at 4:34 am | #

      Come on guys Lesbi-honest.

      • Darkoneko
        Darkoneko
        August 3, 2015 at 8:38 am | #

        oh you.

    • JustcallmeSoul
      JustcallmeSoul
      August 3, 2015 at 5:57 am | #

      Thats right folks, the ship youve all been waiting for.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      August 3, 2015 at 7:30 am | #

      TJ from Luann?

    • SonicBlueRanger
      SonicBlueRanger
      August 3, 2015 at 7:57 am | #

      What does the guy that replaced Tommy on Turbo have to do with this?

    • Church
      Church
      August 3, 2015 at 6:52 pm | #

      STOP

    • Nezumi
      Nezumi
      March 26, 2016 at 6:02 pm | #

      TJ?

  2. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    August 3, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Smooch alot.

    • Mr. Random
      Mr. Random
      August 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      But yeah, honestly, Q can only last for a while. Eventually, the quantum state has to be observed.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 3, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

        At least the Questioning is way better than the Quickening.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          August 3, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

          Highlander 2: The Questioning sounds like a better movie. Or a better fanfic anyway.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            August 3, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

            Who wants to bone forever?

            • StClair
              StClair
              August 3, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

              Who waaaaants to bonnnne forever?

            • Shparky
              Shparky
              August 3, 2015 at 2:12 am | #

              Do you really want to bone forever … forever … forever?

              • SonicBlueRanger
                SonicBlueRanger
                August 3, 2015 at 7:59 am | #

                When Bone Must Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!

                • StClair
                  StClair
                  August 3, 2015 at 8:18 am | #

                  (if your bone does not die for over four hours, seek medical advice and treatment.)

                • Kavonde
                  Kavonde
                  August 3, 2015 at 2:05 pm | #

                  We’re the princes of the boning-verse…

                • darkoneko
                  darkoneko
                  August 3, 2015 at 4:27 pm | #

                  Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we aaaaaare
                  booorn to be queers
                  we’re the princesses of the boning-verse~

                • darkoneko
                  darkoneko
                  August 3, 2015 at 4:27 pm | #

                  oh, “Dumbiverse” would have worked perfectly. oh well.

              • AeolianPlankton
                AeolianPlankton
                August 3, 2015 at 4:29 pm | #

                …forever tongue!

                • Shparky
                  Shparky
                  August 4, 2015 at 6:32 am | #

                  All of the laughter right now. I thank you sir/ma’am/other.

      • ScumlordAzazel
        ScumlordAzazel
        August 3, 2015 at 9:00 am | #

        I can’t tell if you’re joking or not with that first sentence. In case not, I would like to say that I have been questioning for almost a decade now and I don’t know if that will ever change. I’m fairly positive I’m demisexual and possibly also demiromantic. While I’m somewhat sure I at least prefer guys over girls, I don’t know if that means I’m only interested in guys because most of the time I don’t particularly want to date and I can’t know if I’m sexually attracted to someone until I have a romantic connection with them.

        • Mr. Random
          Mr. Random
          August 3, 2015 at 11:09 am | #

          Honestly, it sounds like you’ve already put a lot of thought into what you consuder yourself to be. In time, I’m sure you’ll “test” it out and either confirm it or come up with a new hypothesis.

        • Rowen Morland
          Rowen Morland
          August 3, 2015 at 3:22 pm | #

          Do you feel like you just get caught between what people would consider acceptable as the big labels, never quite fitting into them, and also in danger of dropping into what others want to just bongo about as being a ‘special little snowflake’.

      • chiscii
        chiscii
        August 3, 2015 at 10:02 am | #

        A true cishetdom anarchist never stops questioning the government of heteronormativity and the patriarchy, especially in terms of their own identity! Viva la queervolución!

        • Kyla
          Kyla
          August 4, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

          <3<3<3 You reminded me of this: http://manarchistryangosling.tumblr.com/

  3. Tayo
    Tayo
    August 3, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Like her hoodie, dina is a bit horny

    • Mattyos
      Mattyos
      August 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      rimshot.wav

    • sjmcc13
      sjmcc13
      August 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      it makes her 3 times as horny 😉

    • dmaxx
      dmaxx
      August 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      As long as she keeps from being corny:-P

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      August 3, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      awesome. and that smirk in the last panel is hard to deny. we do still remember that dina heard becky admit that she liked joyce, yes? not saying it’s a big deal, just that it’ll probably come up

  4. Nono
    Nono
    August 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    I’ve never actually seen ‘strand’ used as a verb like that. Stranded, sure. But usually in this context I’ve typically seen something like ‘abandon’ instead.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      August 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      true, the slang nowadays is more like “ditch” or “bail (on)” vs. “strand”, but it used to be in regular use

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        August 3, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

        Joyce is not one for keeping up with slang so she’s not the savviest person to consult.

    • Zee
      Zee
      August 3, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

      I use it fairly often, but I’m Old so maybe it’s a generational thing?

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        August 3, 2015 at 4:52 am | #

        Those of we younguns who rely on a reader’s vocabulary use it often enough, I think.

    • jpic89
      jpic89
      August 3, 2015 at 8:36 am | #

      I must be strange then, because I use it as such regularly.

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      August 3, 2015 at 12:06 pm | #

      “You are never truly abandoned for God will always be with you.
      You might get stranded someplace, though.”

  5. Frogboy
    Frogboy
    August 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    She’s not doing anything you haven’t done, Joyce.

  6. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    August 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Questioning has an aftertaste. Like marinara sauce.

    • Lawzlo
      Lawzlo
      August 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      Note to Dina: brush first before questioning Becky. Just in case.

      • Paradoxius
        Paradoxius
        August 3, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

        Becky might like the taste of breakfast cereal.

        • Darkoneko
          Darkoneko
          August 3, 2015 at 8:41 am | #

          In our case, that would be sausage pizza (and subs)

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      August 3, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      More like sesame oil. No aftertaste like that.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 3, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      When dealing with marinara, you should use your noodle.

  7. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    August 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Becky is about to be scienced!

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      August 3, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      that has to become a euphemism. it just has to

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 3, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

        And if it gets used enough, it will become a new entry in the dictionary.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        August 3, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

        Science is a verb now. http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=QC-SCIENCEVERB

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          August 3, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

          Science needs to go beyond being just a verb and cross into innuendo.

          • MrZombieScordo
            MrZombieScordo
            August 3, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

            Mike sciences your mom for a nickel.

            • Lone Wolf
              Lone Wolf
              August 3, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

              I don’t have any nickel; what will he do to Plasma Mongoose’s mom for a cobalt?

              • tyersome
                tyersome
                August 3, 2015 at 9:59 am | #

                I don’t want to be a Boron etiquette Copper, but I Zinc that comment was out of line …

            • AgentKeen
              AgentKeen
              August 3, 2015 at 12:07 pm | #

              In this economy? Mike will be lucky to get a nickel from the NIH.

          • StClair
            StClair
            August 3, 2015 at 1:07 am | #

            “So, in the fact of overwhelming odds, I’m left with only one option: I’m going to have to science the shit out of this.”

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQqhfq87FgY

        • evilmidnightlurker
          evilmidnightlurker
          August 3, 2015 at 7:34 am | #

          Verbing weirds language.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 3, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

      Isn’t that pretty much what happened yesterday?

    • David Alexander McDonald
      David Alexander McDonald
      August 3, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

      Masters & Johnsoned!

      • John
        John
        August 3, 2015 at 1:38 am | #

        I don’t think either Dina or Becky are going to be Johnsoning anyone.

        • electromagneticDestroyosaur
          electromagneticDestroyosaur
          August 3, 2015 at 1:50 am | #

          With their penis?

    • NotFred
      NotFred
      August 3, 2015 at 1:43 am | #

      Err… Plasma, where did you get that Lin avatar? The original picture I know is of poor taste.

      sorry I don’t have a Tumblr account.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 3, 2015 at 2:43 am | #

        From a Rule 34 site, the face looked more than good enough to use for my gravatar, the rest below her neck just looked freakishly unappealing(at least to me) and wrong.

        • NotFred
          NotFred
          August 4, 2015 at 12:37 am | #

          Sorry, didn’t read this until now.

          Ok, it’s the same picture then. Thought to comment it just in case you didn’t know and didn’t want to use this kind of picture. Never mind 🙂

    • biocuriousgeorgie
      biocuriousgeorgie
      August 3, 2015 at 2:05 am | #

      Dina just wants to make crazy science with Becky!

  8. Arkantos
    Arkantos
    August 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Dina’s curiosity is adorable. I can’t wait to see how Willis uses this to send her into the Angst pit he had Amber in for a few months.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 3, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

      The angst pits are the home of the lust-wolves.

      • setsun
        setsun
        August 3, 2015 at 1:58 am | #

        No, you’re thinking of the shame pits, the angst pits are the abode of the depression-badgers.

        They’re adjacent to one another though.

        • Arkantos
          Arkantos
          August 3, 2015 at 9:16 am | #

          That’s probably because the lust-wolves figure the girls in the Angst pit will put out.

    • electromagneticDestroyosaur
      electromagneticDestroyosaur
      August 3, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

      Ten bucks says there’s no easy answers.

  9. Jeff Harris
    Jeff Harris
    August 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    G’on girl! Get that consequence!

  10. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    August 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    The answer is always 24.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      August 3, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      WRONG! Will always be 42.

      • newllend(henryvolt)
        newllend(henryvolt)
        August 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

        *The answer

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          August 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

          Without autocorrect, your first reply still works.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 3, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      You meant 42 right?

      • newllend(henryvolt)
        newllend(henryvolt)
        August 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

        High five!

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          August 3, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

          Better yet, a Hi-42!

          • Disloyal Subject
            Disloyal Subject
            August 3, 2015 at 4:58 am | #

            We’re gonna need more hands. Any donors?

            • Dante
              Dante
              August 3, 2015 at 8:14 am | #

              You’ll also need a couple extra fingers. I volunteer my pinkies.

    • MeghanTheWorldEater
      MeghanTheWorldEater
      August 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      But that book a I read said it was 42!
      Damnit now I hafta go get my money back!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      August 3, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      In this case, I think 34 would be even better.

    • Saru
      Saru
      August 3, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

      I think they never actually specified if that was the answer to every single thing, or just everything when taken as a whole.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 3, 2015 at 12:41 am | #

        42 could also be a reference to Molybdenum(Mo)

      • podian
        podian
        August 3, 2015 at 1:17 am | #

        They specified that it was the answer to the Ultimate Question. And then they went on to trying to figure out what the Question is.

        • electromagneticDestroyosaur
          electromagneticDestroyosaur
          August 3, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

          What do you get when you multiply six by nine?

          • GallowsOfGalatea
            GallowsOfGalatea
            August 3, 2015 at 2:45 am | #

            fifty-four

            • darkflame
              darkflame
              August 3, 2015 at 3:32 am | #

              which is why the universe is fundamentally wrong.

              • VogonDestroyer
                VogonDestroyer
                August 3, 2015 at 4:33 am | #

                Base 13 is serious business.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                August 3, 2015 at 7:17 am | #

                Not in Base 13.

                • Darkoneko
                  Darkoneko
                  August 3, 2015 at 8:44 am | #

                  The author himself admitted the base 13 thing was purely accidental, in an interview.

                • a snow ʍousɐ
                  a snow ʍousɐ
                  August 3, 2015 at 8:21 pm | #

                  If you have an even number that’s not divisible by 4, it’s going to be 42 base something

                • Agemegos
                  Agemegos
                  August 3, 2015 at 11:22 pm | #

                  Unless it’s two, six, or fourteen.

              • StClair
                StClair
                August 3, 2015 at 8:26 am | #

                See, I always figured that’s cause the Vogons blew up the planet just before the execution of the final operation and output, and that the former was “subtract 2”. Thus, the Ultimate Question truly is, “what is six times seven?” Clearly, yet another and even bigger computer will need to be constructed to determine (explain) [i]why[/i] this particular question is [i]the[/i] Question.

                Someone else, however, suggested that this was the result of (as revealed in later books) the useless third of the Golgafrinchan population landing on Earth, supplanting/mixing their genes with the actual natives, and bolluxing everything up. “Garbage in, garbage out” – they were [i]never[/i] going to get a proper answer (or rather, Question) out of such a compromised system.

                Either way, the psychiatrists needn’t have hired/bribed the Vogons, as no one was going to be satisfied or assured by that.

                • StClair
                  StClair
                  August 3, 2015 at 8:28 am | #

                  … I really hate trying to comment here after posting on other boards.

                • a snow ʍousɐ
                  a snow ʍousɐ
                  August 3, 2015 at 8:22 pm | #

                  Maybe the Ultimate Question reveals that math is wrong.

  11. dailybrad
    dailybrad
    August 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    It’s only science if you can replicate your results, after all.

    • dmaxx
      dmaxx
      August 3, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      It’s still science even if not as that would show the first results was not replicable:-P

      • gkheyf
        gkheyf
        August 3, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

        statistically, a failure to replicate in a certain number of tries does not confirm an inability to replicate. it only fails to confirm an ability to replicate

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      August 3, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      Science REQUIRES replication. And repetition. And more replication. And MORE repetition! 🙂

      (publishing, too … but that’s a Slipshine matter …)

      • jy3
        jy3
        August 3, 2015 at 1:32 am | #

        "It’s never wise to judge an experience from just one data point."

        • electromagneticDestroyosaur
          electromagneticDestroyosaur
          August 3, 2015 at 2:33 am | #

          This is going to kill many of my hours. Thank/damn you!

  12. HMRC4EVR
    HMRC4EVR
    August 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    That grin in the last panel.

    Priceless!

    Go get your answers Dina! We’re all rooting for you!

    (well, a lot of people are for different reasons, but still…rooting for ya!)

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      Dina plans to doing all the rooting here! 😀

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      August 3, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      Yep, love that Dina smile. Go science her Dina, science her HARD. 😀

  13. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    August 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    repeated testing *is* how you get more confidence in your results…

  14. Jenny
    Jenny
    August 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Gahahaha I guess I know what I’m officially shipping now

    • podian
      podian
      August 4, 2015 at 2:33 am | #

      Dina/Joyce? 😛

  15. M-M
    M-M
    August 3, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Go get those answers, clever girl!

  16. Badeyes
    Badeyes
    August 3, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Asexual eh? right guys.

    • LiaHansen
      LiaHansen
      August 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      nothing wrong with thinking she might be ace. in fact, she still could be, but it sounds more like she’s just not interested in defining it with a label

      • Random832
        Random832
        August 3, 2015 at 5:59 pm | #

        Just because there’s nothing wrong with being what you’re stereotyping someone as doesn’t mean there’s nothing wrong with stereotyping. She’s being singled out as the “might be ace” character for the same reason the other characters have expressed revulsion at thinking of her as a sexual being – because of her appearance and personality.

    • Dr. Smart
      Dr. Smart
      August 3, 2015 at 1:17 am | #

      asexual =/= aromantic

      just because she wants to smooch doesn’t mean she wants to have sex ^^

    • Torra
      Torra
      August 3, 2015 at 2:13 am | #

      im ace but I still enjoy a good smooch!

    • li
      li
      August 3, 2015 at 6:40 am | #

      Are you making fun of people for that? Because, rude.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      August 3, 2015 at 6:59 am | #

      Asexual people also enjoy smooching.

      We really need to squash the idea that asexuality automatically means that someone abhors any form of physical contact.

    • SonicBlueRanger
      SonicBlueRanger
      August 3, 2015 at 8:04 am | #

      Your confusing Asexuality for Aromantic.

      Asexuals have no desire to have sex but as the people above me have said an enjoy smoochy-smoochies and be in relationships.

      Aromantics meanwhile don’t really want to be involved in a romantic scenario at all.

      At least that’s my understanding.

      • TSB
        TSB
        August 3, 2015 at 4:34 pm | #

        It varies a lot from person to person. Generally asexual means not experiencing sexual attraction while aromantic means not experiencing romantic attraction (and for any two aro or ace people those simple phrases could describe very different interior emotional experiences).

        Some asexual people are repulsed by sex. Some asexual people enjoy sex and seek it out. So for example, assuming Dina is indeed going back for more smooches, Dina could be an asexual person who likes sex and seeks it out, or likes some forms of sexual/physical intimacy but not others, or who doesn’t particularly like any kinds of sexual intimacy but feels kissing is an expression of her desire for closeness with Becky. Dina could also be on the asexual spectrum and experience sexual attraction, but only rarely/only some components of the “full” experience that other people do/only under specific circumstances/something else entirely. Or she could be off the ace spectrum entirely.

        Similarly, an aro person might be in/want to be in a romantic relationship for reasons other than “romantic attraction”.

        • Random832
          Random832
          August 3, 2015 at 5:58 pm | #

          “Or she could be off the ace spectrum entirely.” As you’re defining it, I’m actually not sure she, or for that matter anyone, could

          • TSB
            TSB
            August 3, 2015 at 6:24 pm | #

            If someone says they’re not ace spectrum then they’re not. Some people feel they are on the asexual spectrum/gray-asexual/whatever because they only rarely experience attraction or because of how they experience attraction or because they only experience attraction under specific circumstances. I’m not going to tell them they’re wrong.

            • Random832
              Random832
              August 4, 2015 at 1:29 am | #

              See, this doesn’t actually help with the thing where I can’t shake the thought that none of it means anything.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      August 3, 2015 at 1:09 pm | #

      Guys, she still doesn’t KNOW what she is – that’s the question she’s trying to answer. “Do I like girls, and in particular, Becky?”

  17. LiaHansen
    LiaHansen
    August 3, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Joyce ships Dicky so hard

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      Now that’s what I call a ship name.

      • gkheyf
        gkheyf
        August 3, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

        ya, but talk about a misleading label…

        and i’m fairly certain that the sentence is awesome out of context as well

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          August 3, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

          I’m fairly sure that a lesbian ship with a phallic name counts as some kind of irony.

          • gkheyf
            gkheyf
            August 3, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

            i’m coining the term “nominal phallusy” for this purpose

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              August 3, 2015 at 12:41 am | #

              NICE!

    • Rutee
      Rutee
      August 3, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

      Not Terrible Lizbians?

      I’m disappointed.

      • Captain Batson
        Captain Batson
        August 3, 2015 at 1:23 am | #

        I’ve always been partial to “beckasaur”

      • nothri
        nothri
        August 3, 2015 at 2:19 am | #

        I thought we all agreed it was Dinasaurus Becks.

        • Rutee
          Rutee
          August 3, 2015 at 12:05 pm | #

          I didn’t before. Now I do. That’s a wonderful name.

          • nothri
            nothri
            August 4, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

            😀

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      August 3, 2015 at 11:55 pm | #

      Dinky, on account of Dina being tiny and Becky being “not tall”.

  18. gkheyf
    gkheyf
    August 3, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    dina is particularly awesome today. her arm will tire of high-fives if she keeps this up.

    also, joyce has never felt so conflicted? i believe when becky kissed her the look on her face screamed ‘no, but what the what?’

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      August 3, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

      If Joyce had at all enjoyed that kiss, there might have been a conflict. What you’re describing is more confusion and shock than anything else.

      Here, on the other hand, recently overturned but probably still instinctive deep-seated homophobia is being attacked by wanting Becky to be happy, while her equally deep-seated romanticism (must set everyone up with a partner) is having to deal with the idea of her best friend ending up with this horrifying proselytizing scientist. Quadruple conflict at least. (I am assuming that realizing she may have been wrong about homosexuality has not yet led her to consider the possibility there are some other certainties she might be wrong about.)

      • gkheyf
        gkheyf
        August 3, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

        no, no, no, no, no, no, no. i’m not saying that joycce was conflicted about how she felt about the kiss or her feelings toward becky. i’m just saying that her world was suddenly flipped on its head and she was supremely conflicted about how to react. after a bit of time and a trigger word from sarah she did right by becky, but she could easily have cloistered-up and sat as a bewildered mess while becky dealt with it alone. we’re all proud of joyce for working on her world views (except roz), but she did take quite a quick and fotunate step in the right direction at a crucial moment.

        and there’s been no sign yet that joyce is concerned with becky getting some science in her (cough). seems like a relatively minor thing to me compared to everything else, but that would be an interesting new dimension to this whole situation

        • li
          li
          August 3, 2015 at 6:43 am | #

          I mean, Joyce did try to wrangle Becky away from Dina earlier only to be met with NO I CAN STILL SAVE THIS ONE, and every time she’s spoken to Dina before this it was really unpleasant for her. I can see her having some “I’m glad Becky might be about to have a girlfriend but also why this girl in particular” feelings. X3

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        August 3, 2015 at 1:50 am | #

        That’s a good tally of what goes through Joyce’s mind. Especially the romantic part.

        Yey, smooches, yey, Becky’s happy… but… evolution and * gasp* girl hanky panky… DO NOT COMPUTE

        • Darkoneko
          Darkoneko
          August 3, 2015 at 8:47 am | #

          L-lewd

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      August 3, 2015 at 1:26 pm | #

      I interpret Joyce’s conflict as being, “I can’t abandon Ethan but OMG I NEED TO SEE THIS!!”

  19. Meebo
    Meebo
    August 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Dina look so adorable when excited to test her hypothesis!

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      August 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      She’s going to do some test runs all night long.

      • StClair
        StClair
        August 3, 2015 at 1:10 am | #

        Testing this hypothesis is going to require extensive sampling.
        (Which, knowing Dina, will be conducted under controlled conditions with properly sanitized inputs.)

  20. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    August 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Who’s the little kid now Joyce ?

    • Fran
      Fran
      August 3, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

      Yeaaah!!! WHO?? *high five*

  21. otusasio451
    otusasio451
    August 3, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    New evidence is emerging regarding the relationship between Doasaurus saruyamensis and a new species, which has yet to be officially described by paleontologists. For the purposes of this scientific summary, we will refer to it as Doasaurus lesbiensis (as coined by renowned paleoecologist Bicycle William). This species has been found with remains of the species Doasaurus brunneis, and is often found very close to these remains. The relationship between the two species is still under debate, with some paleoecologists believing that their intereactions may have led to a Willis-Slipshine potential, whilst others vehemently deny this in favor of the more scientifically valid Willis-Slipshine potential between D. lesbiensis and D. saruyamensis. Additionally, both remains have been associated with the larger, more solitary (and seemingly more aggressive) D. clinton.

    • Someone
      Someone
      August 3, 2015 at 12:51 am | #

      D. clinton despite an attempt to send out the proper pheromones had been largely unsuccessful in her attempt to mate with D. calidum (name still being decided by scientific community)

    • Someone
      Someone
      August 3, 2015 at 1:02 am | #

      Quick question though who is D. brunneis? I know thats latin for brown. Unless of course its Jacob and I am a complete dolt.

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        August 3, 2015 at 1:39 am | #

        Nope. That is Joyce. Joyce Brown.

  22. Andr3wtime
    Andr3wtime
    August 3, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    Ken Watanabe’s character from Godzilla (2014) –

    Let them smooch.

    • dmaxx
      dmaxx
      August 3, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      Or let it pooch:-P

  23. Captain Batson
    Captain Batson
    August 3, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    For Becky’s sake, I hope Dina’s not still straight.

    • electromagneticDestroyosaur
      electromagneticDestroyosaur
      August 3, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

      If she’s not, I’m going to start calling Becky’s condition “reverse Amberfication.”

      • electromagneticDestroyosaur
        electromagneticDestroyosaur
        August 3, 2015 at 2:36 am | #

        *is. Is still straight. I second the previous statement elsewhere that this feed needs an editing feature.

    • li
      li
      August 3, 2015 at 6:45 am | #

      She was never straight in any universe. Her last appearance in Shortpacked plus what Willis said about it on his tumblr at the time was confirmation that she was indeed a “non-heteronormative” character herself.

      Asexual would have worked. But so does bisexual.

  24. shoeboxjeddy
    shoeboxjeddy
    August 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    I’m glad Dina wasn’t kept as a background character with mysterious motivations for humor reasons. Now at least there are REAL REASONS for her to be the most popular character! : D

    • dmaxx
      dmaxx
      August 3, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      She still was when she first showed up in the first ever DoA panel, though now i guess she will be in more “demand” 😛

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      August 3, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

      yes, dina is (sunglasses) evolving as a character!

      but seriously, she’s like a completely different person in many awesome ways this chapter. her popularity is like an evolutionary catalyst!

      • Slyfincleton
        Slyfincleton
        August 3, 2015 at 2:40 am | #

        wouldn’t that be more along the lines of metamorphisis?

        • gkheyf
          gkheyf
          August 3, 2015 at 8:25 am | #

          …………don’t get scientific with me :{

          • Slyfincleton
            Slyfincleton
            August 3, 2015 at 11:54 pm | #

            Huh, in the past getting scientific has only led to hanky panky. Never had it turn someone off.

        • a snow ʍousɐ
          a snow ʍousɐ
          August 3, 2015 at 8:37 pm | #

          Dina is on the intergenerational scale

      • HMRC4EVR
        HMRC4EVR
        August 3, 2015 at 10:35 am | #

        She’s Digivolving to her Mega form using the Crest of Cuteness.

        But who’s the human she’s drawing the energy from??

        • AgentKeen
          AgentKeen
          August 3, 2015 at 12:13 pm | #

          Becky, obviously.

          • darkoneko
            darkoneko
            August 3, 2015 at 4:32 pm | #

            Well no, Ethan, throught the hat.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        August 3, 2015 at 11:58 pm | #

        Only if Dina is a Pokemon or Digimon.

  25. Tzaphkiel
    Tzaphkiel
    August 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    Queue the next Slipshine comic…

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      August 3, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

      Call it up (cue).

      Not place it in a line (queue).

      Sorry, pet peeve. And a very faithful pet it has been over the years.

      • electromagneticDestroyosaur
        electromagneticDestroyosaur
        August 3, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

        And Dina’s tired of the “Q” now anyway…

      • rj
        rj
        August 3, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

        except that placing something in a line is, in fact, putting it in a position so that it’s called up next, thus giving it exactly an identical meaning to its homonym

        queueing and cuing are basically interchangeable

        • chiscii
          chiscii
          August 3, 2015 at 10:37 am | #

          Nah, not at all. Queue something and it will be called up hours later. Cue it and it will in fact be called immediately next. That’s why stage directions are cues and mail office lines are queues.

          Also, homophone*
          Converse (talk) and converse (opposite) are homographs cos they’re graphically the same but you can tell them apart in conversation
          Cue and queue are homophones cos you can’t tell them apart when on the phone but you can in texts
          Club and club are homonyms cos without context you don’t know what i’m talking about. Do I have a stick? A large group of people with shared interests? A black playing card??? You shall never know

  26. chris73
    chris73
    August 3, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    While i’m not fussed on the whole Dina Becky I do hope they go to town on each other because it’ll expend Joyces mind exponentially…or cause it to flip out, either of which is fine by me

    • dmaxx
      dmaxx
      August 3, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

      Confirmation she get on something nonetheless if she is into such this or not so a success test it will be anyway xD

    • electromagneticDestroyosaur
      electromagneticDestroyosaur
      August 3, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

      Silly, she’s immune to influence! Weren’t you paying attention at all?

      • dmaxx
        dmaxx
        August 3, 2015 at 12:34 am | #

        Hmmmmm, are “emotions” related to “influence” cause am pretty sure this experiment will be kinda biased in it’s tests:-P

  27. les-be-friends dinosaurs
    les-be-friends dinosaurs
    August 3, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

    Awww she’s growing up

  28. SUGauthor
    SUGauthor
    August 3, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

    Um… shouldn’t Dina be getting back to Sarah before she does anything else?

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      August 3, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

      oh, she will. but first she must follow a family circus style path around campus stopping for several hours by becky’s room

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        August 3, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

        I think we are learning a bit how Dina’s tagging-along mechanism works. She drifted into the Questioning meeting with Ethan and Joyce and now she got her sausage pizza so now she drifts on.

        • gkheyf
          gkheyf
          August 3, 2015 at 12:40 am | #

          her species is a nomadic scavenger

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        August 3, 2015 at 12:14 pm | #

        That would be awesome.

    • Heatth
      Heatth
      August 3, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

      As far as Dina is concerned, Becky is going today, so I guess she is the priority. Sarah is not really going anywhere. There is no real rush to talk to her.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      August 3, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

      Not until she’s gathered relevant information. I doubt Sarah was expecting usable dirt in the next 30 minutes.

      • Darkoneko
        Darkoneko
        August 3, 2015 at 8:50 am | #

        I’m imagining Sarah waiting a few hours in the cafétéria, personally.

  29. Rob London
    Rob London
    August 3, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    Wait, where is the Canadian prog-rock I was promised by the title?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 3, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

      Just be glad it wasn’t about a right-wing shock-jock.

    • StClair
      StClair
      August 3, 2015 at 1:13 am | #

      How’s this?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot5XA_uTXmY

  30. Bagge
    Bagge
    August 3, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    I bet Dina wants to invite her to a museum or something. Mouth-smootching would be an acceptable outcome.

  31. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    August 3, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

    Joyce: OTP? NoTP? OTP? NoTP? OTP? NoTP?

    • Nono
      Nono
      August 3, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

      Toilet Paper is a scarce community ever since Joyce kept wearing it to the bathroom.

      • Luke
        Luke
        August 3, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

        I had to read that several times before it clicked… Did you mean ‘Commodity?’

        • a snow ʍousɐ
          a snow ʍousɐ
          August 3, 2015 at 8:23 pm | #

          Yes, he meant commodeity

  32. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    August 3, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

    You can get it Dina!

  33. LordHaw
    LordHaw
    August 3, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

    I like how Dina is not looking Joyce in the eye…and that smile!

    • electromagneticDestroyosaur
      electromagneticDestroyosaur
      August 3, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

      I’ll say. That grin made me happy to be alive again.

  34. stargrabber5
    stargrabber5
    August 3, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

    Dina is so cool in the 3rd panel… <3

  35. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    August 3, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

    Dino Slipshine.

  36. Carms
    Carms
    August 3, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

    DINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
    OH MAN. ACTUALLY. Given the inner monologue aspect of this chapter, I’m really excited to see dina monologuing about Becky. For not-Dina people, there’s just ALL of the second guessing and anxiety, and I’m psyched to see Dina’s response to the same situation. She’s gonna do it differently. aaaaah.

  37. Kaara
    Kaara
    August 3, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

    AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

  38. Kyran
    Kyran
    August 3, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

    Is another Slipshine on the horizon?

    • dmaxx
      dmaxx
      August 3, 2015 at 12:46 am | #

      I think i can spot the slipshina town at that hankpanky island over there:-P

  39. electromagneticDestroyosaur
    electromagneticDestroyosaur
    August 3, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

    HMS Becna setting sail!

    [I will defend that ship name with my life, because dark magic is the only explanation for the enchanting allure of that grin.]

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 3, 2015 at 12:47 am | #

      I like Dicky as a ship name myself.

      • electromagneticDestroyosaur
        electromagneticDestroyosaur
        August 3, 2015 at 1:55 am | #

        Most misleading, I must say.

    • evilmidnightlurker
      evilmidnightlurker
      August 3, 2015 at 7:38 am | #

      So is there an Eye of Becna? A Hand?

  40. Ex-Detective Boomwolf
    Ex-Detective Boomwolf
    August 3, 2015 at 1:08 am | #

    I find myself coming later than usual to the party. And as a detective, I can’t live with the thought of arriving at the scene late. I have no choice but to turn in my badge.

    But in other news, surrounding more relevant matters, THERE MAY OR MAY NOT BE SOME MOUTH SMOOCHES UP IN THIS PIECE!!!

  41. Nick Piers
    Nick Piers
    August 3, 2015 at 1:17 am | #

    *Reboot impression*

    WARNING: INCOMING SMOOCH
    WARNING: INCOMING SMOOCH

    • Cheryl
      Cheryl
      August 3, 2015 at 4:32 am | #

      win

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      August 3, 2015 at 6:25 am | #

      GAME OVER: THE LESBIAN WINS

      • HMRC4EVR
        HMRC4EVR
        August 3, 2015 at 10:38 am | #

        Actually if they do end up being lesbians don’t we all win?

  42. nata
    nata
    August 3, 2015 at 1:20 am | #

    I AM SO ABOUT THIS

  43. Random Comment
    Random Comment
    August 3, 2015 at 1:22 am | #

    Oh good, I was worried there wasn’t going to be enough lesbians.

    I think my sass level was too high there

    • electromagneticDestroyosaur
      electromagneticDestroyosaur
      August 3, 2015 at 1:56 am | #

      Your Leslie Bean profile pic makes this comment.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        August 3, 2015 at 2:23 am | #

        Oddly enough, I could see the Shortpacked! version of Leslie snarking about that it’s become a fad and that she was out before all the cool kids did it!

        • electromagneticDestroyosaur
          electromagneticDestroyosaur
          August 3, 2015 at 2:39 am | #

          Hipster Leslie? [By the way, they probably call you BenRG because that’s your handle.]

    • li
      li
      August 3, 2015 at 6:48 am | #

      I mean, she’s not a lesbian. So your sarcasm is entirely misaimed.

  44. 6Qubed
    6Qubed
    August 3, 2015 at 1:36 am | #

    beware Dina’s all-consuming lust

    • podian
      podian
      August 4, 2015 at 2:37 am | #

      All-consuming dino cap.

  45. The Thing
    The Thing
    August 3, 2015 at 1:40 am | #

    So is Dina gonna go up there, open the door, get Becky on the floor, and everyone does the dinosaur?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 3, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

      Seems like the most likely outcome

    • electromagneticDestroyosaur
      electromagneticDestroyosaur
      August 3, 2015 at 1:56 am | #

      They’re gonna do the thing.

      • The Thing
        The Thing
        August 3, 2015 at 2:18 am | #

        Woah hey, I don’t swing that way. I’m a one-person rock monster.

  46. BenRG
    BenRG
    August 3, 2015 at 1:59 am | #

    It’s really, really cute how early teen innocent Joyce is sometimes. There is a part of her that desperately wants to giggle about ‘doing naughty things’. I also wonder if there really is a tiny part of her that feels jealous or even guilty that she can’t be this for Becky.

    Meanwhile, it is in Dina’s nature that I am quietly confident that she is not doing and saying this just to play with Joyce’s head. Non-factual communication is pretty much something she’d never imagine doing.

  47. setsun
    setsun
    August 3, 2015 at 2:02 am | #

    Whiptails confirmed?

  48. Professor Fate
    Professor Fate
    August 3, 2015 at 2:03 am | #

    I think it’s appalling how everyone here is automatically sexualizing the Dina-Becky meeting upstairs. They seemed to like each other sure, and there was a little kiss beforehand, but that’s no reason to … pffffttttt … HAHAHAHA … I can’t do this! I wanna see them in a bunk kissing and hugging and groping and undressing each other and … TEXT DELETED BY CENSOR.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      August 3, 2015 at 2:07 am | #

      Oddly enough, we are only following Joyce’s lead. Just like her, our imaginations are filling in the gaps of what will probably mostly be Dina encountering new territory – talking about feelings. Meanwhile, if I got the preview panels right, I think that Becky is going to be trying to study, so she may not be particularly receptive.

      • li
        li
        August 3, 2015 at 6:50 am | #

        Trying to study what for what purpose? I mean until and unless she gets enrolled here or anywhere, there’s no reason for her to be studying, so I think you probably misinterpreted those panels.

        Dina also literally just said kissing Becky would be an acceptable outcome of that conversation, so. It’s not a stretch to hope there will be kissing.

        • Darkoneko
          Darkoneko
          August 3, 2015 at 8:52 am | #

          Hugs are nice, too.

          • Li
            Li
            August 3, 2015 at 9:13 pm | #

            Hugs are excellent. I’m just saying, people filling in the gaps with smooches are currently following Dina’s actual lead here.

        • HMRC4EVR
          HMRC4EVR
          August 3, 2015 at 10:43 am | #

          If she told each teacher she was taking the various classes for audit (no credit just attending for the knowledge) she could at least get some education that way. But wo books and such it would be lacking.

          • Li
            Li
            August 3, 2015 at 9:14 pm | #

            This is true… I guess I am just deeply skeptical that Becky would tell the girl she was excited to kiss yesterday “no sorry I’m studying for the classes I’ll be pretending to audit in the future”.

  49. nothri
    nothri
    August 3, 2015 at 2:25 am | #

    Your lucky Becky isn’t there to hear you say that, Joyce. I have a feeling her answer to this question would be “Well, maybe to begin with…”

  50. Lordess of Madness
    Lordess of Madness
    August 3, 2015 at 2:32 am | #

    Joyce’s internal monolouge: OMIGOSH! DINA’S NOT EIGHT! HOLY SHIT! THIS IS SO SERIOUS I HAVE TO SWEAR!

  51. Rycan
    Rycan
    August 3, 2015 at 2:52 am | #

    Joyce ships it!

    Well, that was inevitable, really. Joyce ships everything but Jesus+Darwin.

    • darkflame
      darkflame
      August 3, 2015 at 3:34 am | #

      Darsus?
      Jarwin?

    • Cheryl
      Cheryl
      August 3, 2015 at 4:32 am | #

      SHE DONT CARE….SHE SHIPS IT!

  52. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    August 3, 2015 at 3:57 am | #

    Dina just wants to know what kind of cereal Becky likes! 😉

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 3, 2015 at 5:10 pm | #

      And she would find mouth-smooching an acceptable outcome. I’m pretty sure there is supposed to be a step in between, but what do I know? Maybe Dina watches some highly specialized cereal commercials.

      • Mr. Mendo
        Mr. Mendo
        August 3, 2015 at 7:46 pm | #

        Well, Becky might not have brushed her teeth, yet.

  53. BenRG
    BenRG
    August 3, 2015 at 4:08 am | #

    Thinking about it… Was today’s conversation the verbal equivalent of Dina hanging a sock on the dorm room’s doorknob? Y’know, telling Joyce to be somewhere else and do something else that doesn’t involve her room?

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      August 3, 2015 at 6:15 am | #

      Becky is not staying in Joyce’s room any more. She has moved in to Billie’s place, sharing a room with Sal.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        August 3, 2015 at 6:22 am | #

        Dina does not know that, she’s out of the loop when it comes to Becky’s situation.

        • li
          li
          August 3, 2015 at 6:52 am | #

          Dina asked if Becky might be in Billie’s room, so.

          Wasn’t she still in the room for that part of the conversation? Wasn’t that the part of the conversation when they all forgot she was there?

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            August 3, 2015 at 7:03 am | #

            She was there Becky and Joyce had their “I’m not over you yet” talk and Billie gave up her room.

      • Darkoneko
        Darkoneko
        August 3, 2015 at 8:53 am | #

        becky is on Joyce’s computer at the moment, so in Joyce&Sarah’s room.

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          August 3, 2015 at 6:19 pm | #

          Yeah, but if she and Dina are going to make out don’t you think they’s go to her (Billie’s) room or Dina’s room rather than binking in Joyce&Sarah’s room? And if they do, why doorknob Joyce?

          • Darkoneko
            Darkoneko
            August 3, 2015 at 9:13 pm | #

            A lot of people talking about slipshine and all, but they’re, like, on “accidental” first kiss basis.

            I assume she wants to be able to talk with her alone, since those matters arekinda sensisitive.

            • Agemegos
              Agemegos
              August 3, 2015 at 11:17 pm | #

              Socking the doorknob for a sensitive conversation seems like over-classifying to me. Don’t make this sock a liar!

  54. Kirkybobz
    Kirkybobz
    August 3, 2015 at 4:47 am | #

    Hehehe. This makes me happy.

  55. Les
    Les
    August 3, 2015 at 6:23 am | #

    Joyce is already in a tizzy thinking about them kissing “on the mouth,” just imagine if she blundered in and they were kissing each other elsewhere? She’d probably go catatonic…

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      August 3, 2015 at 9:14 pm | #

      Or use alien machinery to erase her memory.

      • podian
        podian
        August 4, 2015 at 2:39 am | #

        Walky be like: I have this weird deja-vu feeling…

  56. li
    li
    August 3, 2015 at 6:36 am | #

    look at her faaaace in panel 4 omg

    Also that line about answers being upstairs is so friggin romantic.

  57. Spencer
    Spencer
    August 3, 2015 at 6:40 am | #

    jfc I have less game than Dina.

  58. Uniquitous
    Uniquitous
    August 3, 2015 at 6:49 am | #

    Does Dina sound like Starfire from Teen Titans in anyone else’s head?

    • evilmidnightlurker
      evilmidnightlurker
      August 3, 2015 at 7:40 am | #

      Starfire with something closer to (but not) a monotone, maybe?

    • m2iCodeJockey
      m2iCodeJockey
      August 3, 2015 at 7:52 am | #

      Yep.

      Dina: “The extreme rigor of this round of experimentation has left me unable to process collected data. I may be disoriented for, at least, another half-hour, still.”
      Becky: “Madam has been given the finest kaboodle-noodling. Pizza time…”

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      August 3, 2015 at 10:41 pm | #

      Too energetic.

  59. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    August 3, 2015 at 7:25 am | #

    “smootch on the mouth” rythmes, too 🙂

  60. DJTsurugi
    DJTsurugi
    August 3, 2015 at 7:54 am | #

    oh Dina, you remain the best ~<3

  61. m2iCodeJockey
    m2iCodeJockey
    August 3, 2015 at 7:59 am | #

    And, just like that, she’s forgotten all about the surveillance mission…

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      August 3, 2015 at 8:40 am | #

      IT’s finished, she couldn’t follow them into the elevator.

      • m2iCodeJockey
        m2iCodeJockey
        August 3, 2015 at 9:19 am | #

        Didn’t follow them to the door to verify they actually parted.
        Didn’t report back.

        • darkoneko
          darkoneko
          August 3, 2015 at 10:19 am | #

          With any (bad?) luck Sarah will be back in the room (so, with Becky) by now.

        • Rutee
          Rutee
          August 3, 2015 at 10:27 pm | #

          I mean, she was kind of pressing her luck at that point. They’d almost noticed her.

  62. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    August 3, 2015 at 8:40 am | #

    Dina has been avoiding eye contact during the whole conversation.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      August 3, 2015 at 9:38 am | #

      Which means she’s just as bashful as Joyce; her tells are just a lot subtler.

      • darkoneko
        darkoneko
        August 3, 2015 at 10:20 am | #

        I was thinking about the previous night “processing issue”, but you’re probably right.

    • merbrat
      merbrat
      August 3, 2015 at 10:43 am | #

      I thought she was thinking ahead… looking up towards the room, where her answers are. Then the shy/sly smile… sooooon…

  63. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    August 3, 2015 at 8:52 am | #

    I think Carol Cleveland said it best: “A spanking! And then the oral sex.”

  64. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    August 3, 2015 at 8:56 am | #

    This may be a stupid question, but what does she mean by when Becky leaves? Is Becky planning to go soon? I missed that part, or it probably just went over my head.

    • Jen
      Jen
      August 3, 2015 at 9:08 am | #

      As far as most people know, Becky is temporarily there, visiting Joyce from Anderson, so presumably, she’d leave to go back to school soon.

      I’m trying to remember if Dina is supposed to be one of the few that has figured out or overheard that Becky is staying there indefinitely.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        August 3, 2015 at 9:39 am | #

        Dina doesn’t know that Becky has ran away. The only people who do are Joyce, Walky, Dorothy, Sarah, Billie and maybe Ethan.

        • sjmcc13
          sjmcc13
          August 3, 2015 at 3:04 pm | #

          Mike might also know, from when he answered Joyce’s phone…
          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/answer-2/

          • John
            John
            August 3, 2015 at 4:15 pm | #

            It’s best to just assume that Mike knows everything.

      • Jimmy
        Jimmy
        August 3, 2015 at 8:34 pm | #

        Ohh I gotcha. Thanks for the explanation.

  65. Danlin
    Danlin
    August 3, 2015 at 9:01 am | #

    I want a tricera-top.
    I want one now. I would never take it off. It would be fucking great

  66. nkh
    nkh
    August 3, 2015 at 11:27 am | #

    So the readership is okay with Becky now?

    Is it just because Dina’s into her?

    • kaleface
      kaleface
      August 3, 2015 at 11:55 am | #

      I personally never had a problem with Becky, but I think some of the issues people saw were how dependent she was on other people when she was first introduced. However, I’d definitely say that her character’s become more dimensional and her independence more easily asserted. Don’t read too much into my response, though, since I don’t know the full depth of how folks reacted to Becky.

      • zee
        zee
        August 3, 2015 at 9:19 pm | #

        I think people were a little put off at first by her very “LOOK AT ME!!!!” attitude and general blundering. But she seems to be a fun/interesting/good-natured character at heart and she’ll be a popular favorite once she gets over the “newness” of being out of the closet.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      August 3, 2015 at 12:35 pm | #

      Most people like Becky.

      There are some people who think she’s annoying, and that’s okay.

      There are people who think she’s a swindling mooch who dared to get a nice haircut, and those people are kind of nutty.

  67. Ozzi
    Ozzi
    August 3, 2015 at 11:33 am | #

    Dina is about to write her newest slipstream.

  68. Sir Robin
    Sir Robin
    August 3, 2015 at 11:40 am | #

    On your bed Joyce, premarital hanky panky on YOUR BED!

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      August 3, 2015 at 6:14 pm | #

      Billie’s bed.

  69. kaleface
    kaleface
    August 3, 2015 at 11:53 am | #

    What was the precise question Dina wanted answered? Was it a more general “Do we like each other, is this ok?” kind of thing, or more explicitly, “I feel that we should replicate a screen door in a hurricane, would you like to do that as well?”

    • m2iCodeJockey
      m2iCodeJockey
      August 3, 2015 at 12:14 pm | #

      I think the question has migrated since it came up as Joyce and Becky’s get together.
      It started: “Could you be involved with another female?” To which she acknowledge she hadn’t considered, one way or another.
      Now, it looks like it’s changed to “Do you want Becky, in particular?”

  70. Focal Malice
    Focal Malice
    August 3, 2015 at 1:21 pm | #

    THE SLIPSHINING

  71. miados
    miados
    August 3, 2015 at 1:40 pm | #

    huh i feel like dina has a better concept of romance/sexuality than i do.

  72. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    August 3, 2015 at 1:45 pm | #

    Waitaminnit.
    Dina asks where Becky is because she wants to “…say goodbye to her before she leaves.”  First of all, who said Becky was leaving?
    Secondly, Joyce then makes the non-committal remark “Well, no rush really.”  Does Joyce know something about Becky’s residency status — such as she’s going to become part of the U of I/DoA community, whether as a student or through some other manner — that we have not yet been brought up to speed on?

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      August 3, 2015 at 1:56 pm | #

      And then after reading the remark posted by Jimmy at 8:56 AM (above) I realize now what’s going on.  I was giving Dina credit for knowing the actual circumstances behind Becky’s presence in the residence hall instead of just thinking she was here on a social visit.

      And when you think about it, Dina is not stupid.  Add to that the fact that she seems to possess the powers to cloud one’s mind much like LaMont Cranston (The Shadow) in that she always seems to be able to be present but unobserved, and I figured that she had been around during one of those conversations where Becky’s situation was being discussed and then was able to put two and two together.

      • HMRC4EVR
        HMRC4EVR
        August 3, 2015 at 9:44 pm | #

        I know propose that ‘The Shadow’ be redone, but with Dina instead of Alec Baldwin as The Shadow.

        Everything else can stay the same.

        (Honestly, The Shadow is one of the few movies I hate a little less each time I see it. Another 20 or 30 times and I might start talking about it at all the film parties I go too.)

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      August 3, 2015 at 9:15 pm | #

      Well Becky was only visiting, supposedly.

  73. Ben
    Ben
    August 3, 2015 at 1:48 pm | #

    Joyce completely ships it, but she feels horribly conflicted about shipping it.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 3, 2015 at 5:23 pm | #

      Yup.

      OMG! Becky will find true love!!!!
      But it’s with a girl???
      But they really like each other!!!
      But they might do premartial mouth-smooching????
      But Becky will have someone who loves her the way she deserves to be loved!!!
      But that someone is not me…

      • zee
        zee
        August 3, 2015 at 9:14 pm | #

        I wonder how a Fundamentalist (assuming they decided not to be anti-gay) would feel about premarital hanky-pankies when it was with homosexuals…

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          August 4, 2015 at 2:08 am | #

          It’s for within the confines of marriage

  74. Joya
    Joya
    August 3, 2015 at 1:55 pm | #

    Dina for the win. Always. I love this girl

  75. kinzvlle
    kinzvlle
    August 3, 2015 at 2:24 pm | #

    Joyce: sin sin sin si…I so….sinn sinnnnnnn…….can I watch?

  76. RedFloyd
    RedFloyd
    August 3, 2015 at 2:44 pm | #

    Dat smile.

  77. Tenn
    Tenn
    August 3, 2015 at 5:12 pm | #

    Joyce: “Do I need a Slipshine account for this?”

  78. Bagge
    Bagge
    August 3, 2015 at 5:25 pm | #

    Seriously, how comes any of us have non-Dina gravatars any longer after all these adorable smiles?

    • Hanii Puppy
      Hanii Puppy
      August 3, 2015 at 5:45 pm | #

      Because I have no idea how to change mine.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        August 3, 2015 at 5:53 pm | #

        Take a screen-cap of your favorite Dina-smile, click “Get a Gravatar” just next to NAME right of the comment field and get an account, and cool!Sal will be replaced by adorable!Dina!

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      August 3, 2015 at 10:34 pm | #

      And replace Hexadecimal? You’re crazier than she is.

  79. StrawGirl
    StrawGirl
    August 3, 2015 at 7:40 pm | #

    Was anyone else confused by the little strands of hair on Dina’s face by her ears? I honestly kept staring at the pictures and trying to figure out why there was this weird marking on her face. It looked like something had gone horribly wrong. But it’s just hair.

    Anyone else think she had a weird tattoo or scar there all of a sudden?

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      August 3, 2015 at 9:07 pm | #

      They happens often.

  80. alphabeast
    alphabeast
    August 3, 2015 at 11:48 pm | #

    dina just keeps getting more and more adorable. where can i get three?

  81. patricklukcy13
    patricklukcy13
    August 3, 2015 at 11:57 pm | #

    love dina way too much now.

  82. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    August 4, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Willis is killing it for all the redhead + Asian fetishists.

  83. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    August 30, 2015 at 6:58 am | #

    re-readin this chapter.
    I really like seeing Dina smile.

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