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by David M Willis on November 9, 2015 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - To Those Who'd Ground Me
└ Tags: amazi-girl, sal

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  1. EdHead
    EdHead
    November 9, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    You have no idea

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      November 9, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      “You mean parental sexist assholishness? WHOA, it’s like we’re TWINS”

      …no wait XD

      • Marie
        Marie
        November 9, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

        ‘It’s like we’re triplets!’

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        November 9, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

        Four words…

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 9, 2015 at 5:54 am | #

          Sal isn’t wrong. No that’s three words.

          • a snow ʍousɐ
            a snow ʍousɐ
            November 9, 2015 at 9:27 am | #

            *Sal is not wrong.
            fify

            • Clif
              Clif
              November 9, 2015 at 11:05 am | #

              Sal is not completely wrong. :-P.

        • a snow ʍousɐ
          a snow ʍousɐ
          November 9, 2015 at 9:30 am | #

          Your triplet sister, AmaziGirl
          Unless AmaziGirl is Walky, in which case “Your twin brother, David”

          • Clif
            Clif
            November 9, 2015 at 11:06 am | #

            That would explain so much.

    • Inkblot
      Inkblot
      November 9, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      Sal’s right, though.

      • Coco Pommel
        Coco Pommel
        November 9, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

        Sal is always right in my book. ♥

      • Idon'tcarenomore
        Idon'tcarenomore
        November 9, 2015 at 12:46 am | #

        Agree, Sal is right.

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        November 9, 2015 at 1:09 pm | #

        She was even right about Amazi-Girl escalating things. Amazi-girl is even still trying to escalate things right now. Fortunately, Sal isn’t having any of it– Sal de-escalates it and just leaves.

        • Eric
          Eric
          November 9, 2015 at 7:12 pm | #

          Sal did not de-escelate anything. She threatened AG (a gen-u-ine Hollywood style I’m so cool death threat) and did everything she could to put AG on the defensive. In reality this ensures AG would double down on her actions.

          Amber is not self-aware enough, certainly not in her AG persona, to see Sal’s ham fisted point. And such a statement coming from someone like Sal when there is clearly no love lost between them, is even less likely to be considered for it’s possible validity.

          Sal’s inexperienced, actually really quite awful with people, and thinks she’s smarter than she is (damn but do I know that type) so she may not be doing it intentionally. Worse she’s working overtime to look cool – threaten her life, make my arrogant speech, put on my helmet and ride off on my motorcycle with a tight spin and a spray of gravel, I’m so cool. And ironically Sal’s ‘help’ would make things worse, just as she accuses AG of doing, and for the same reasons that her motivations are clouding her judgement.

      • Strangeshapes
        Strangeshapes
        November 9, 2015 at 3:17 pm | #

        Ok, I have to defend Amber a bit here. Joyce called her for help in a situation guaranteed to hit her dad-rage buttons. She knew she was out of her depth and I think would have been happy to draw the passing cops’ attention to the car, even knowing that she probably would have been arrested too. When the police were obviously going the wrong way, she thought it was totally up to her to rescue Becky. Yes, she has a superhero hammer and everything looks like a nail, but what exactly was *Sal’s* plan to stop the car? If they had arrived on a speeding bike with no Amazi-Girl involved, basically you still would have had Toe-dad with a gun, police going in the other direction, and no way to get Becky out. I thought no it’s possible for Amber to have serious issues that affect why and how she engages, but still be pretty darn heroic. She did more to help than anyone else, frankly Joyce included.

        • Dynonychus
          Dynonychus
          November 9, 2015 at 4:53 pm | #

          Why would she need a plan to stop the car? She has a motorbike and a mobile… she could follow at a distance and keep the cops updated on the kidnapping-in-progress. That’s kinda her point: she has nothing to prove by playing the hero and she was still better equipped to handle the job. Amber had no plan, no backup, no *thought* except her own need to save someone, and very nearly got everyone killed.

          • Reaver
            Reaver
            November 9, 2015 at 9:01 pm | #

            Sal discouraged Joyce from going to the POLICE after her near rape because she doesn’t believe in Authority one bit…

    • IceMateria
      IceMateria
      November 9, 2015 at 5:52 pm | #

      “We’re not so different, you and I…”

  2. Dreadhawk177
    Dreadhawk177
    November 9, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Willis, why does your content upload at 12:04?

    • a4lbi
      a4lbi
      November 9, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      Keeps us on our toes.

      • Inkblot
        Inkblot
        November 9, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

        Solely so that we will talk about it, it seems

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          November 9, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

          sorry I broke it by being first too many days in a row, I’ll stop =B

          (pfff)

          • Clif
            Clif
            November 9, 2015 at 11:17 am | #

            I can’t figure out if it’s the first line or the second which is the joke. 😉

          • fallingwaters2
            fallingwaters2
            November 9, 2015 at 6:57 pm | #

            just gonna put this here

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 9, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      I remember when it used to be 0:01 NY Time but in the last year or so, it became 0:02 then 0:03 and now it’s 0:04.

      • Vinny
        Vinny
        November 9, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

        Daylight Losing Time

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          November 9, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

          Ironically, there seems to be MORE sun than ever over here in Oz.

          • Shaunock
            Shaunock
            November 9, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

            Sunny days, public health care, sharks.
            What is there to complain about, really?

            • Marie
              Marie
              November 9, 2015 at 12:39 am | #

              racism

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                November 9, 2015 at 1:34 am | #

                As long as there is at least two races, there will always be racism.

                • Agemegos
                  Agemegos
                  November 9, 2015 at 5:21 am | #

                  Maybe, but I’m not resigned to it.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  November 9, 2015 at 11:29 am | #

                  I don’t even know where you would go to resign.

                  As long as there are criminals and a police state there will be bigotry against vigilanties.

                  (and how and why did my spell correction get turned off)

                • Rutee
                  Rutee
                  November 9, 2015 at 12:14 pm | #

                  @Plasma Mongoose:
                  It’s pretty lazy to assume failure.

                  @Clif:
                  As there should be. Self Help is not to our advantage unless a state is so far-gone that if leaving is an option, you should take it, and ta that point the useful form of SElf Help is straight revolution. As terribly bigoted as police can be, the public will usually be worse, although not necessarily to the same people. As someone with shitty fucking odds with the police for a number of reasons, I’ll take it, over the days the mob got their way. Vigilantes are like dictators – it’s fine when they’re ‘virtuous’, but the second you get a bad one they’re fucking poison (And they’re basically all bad). Except unlike dictators, vigilantes encourage more vigilantes, thus increasing the number of ‘unvirtuous’ candidates you will get.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  November 9, 2015 at 6:21 pm | #

                  What we need is to get people to become too lazy to think in racist terms.

            • Ryek Hvek
              Ryek Hvek
              November 9, 2015 at 10:29 am | #

              spiders

            • Disloyal Subject
              Disloyal Subject
              November 9, 2015 at 8:36 pm | #

              Drop bears. Spiders. Snakes. Bloodthirsty cassowaries.
              Et cetera.

        • Durandal_1707
          Durandal_1707
          November 9, 2015 at 12:40 am | #

          I prefer “Daylight Wastings Time.”

          • lawoot
            lawoot
            November 9, 2015 at 2:10 am | #

            “Damnyou Willis Time”

            • The Other Mike
              The Other Mike
              November 9, 2015 at 2:27 am | #

              Isn’t that all the time, though?

              • TheNinthShader
                TheNinthShader
                November 9, 2015 at 7:28 am | #

                Nah just when the story gets too interesting. ¨You made a car crash!?! Damn you Willis!¨

        • a snow ʍousɐ
          a snow ʍousɐ
          November 9, 2015 at 9:32 am | #

          That should be what it’s called when we’re not on DST.
          Like now! We’re on Daylight Losing Time until Spring Forward

          • Clif
            Clif
            November 9, 2015 at 11:40 am | #

            The time changes would be less galling if they made them 3-day hollidays.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        November 9, 2015 at 2:16 am | #

        I wouldn’t put it past The Author to purposely randomize the time by a few minutes, just to mess with the firsters XD

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          November 9, 2015 at 7:01 pm | #

          but then how would I cockblock them =C

          (j/k tbh IDGAF)

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      November 9, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      Cuz the Earth’s rotation is slowing down >.>

      • David Alexander McDonald
        David Alexander McDonald
        November 9, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

        Willis’ rotation is slowing down. It’s age, it is. We all spin more slowly with the passage of years.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          November 9, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

          So Willis’ comic book time is affecting our Earth? CRIKEY!

          • Annie
            Annie
            November 9, 2015 at 1:32 am | #

            Crap! Before long a week will last 2 years!

            Well, at least then I’ll stop hearing my friends (and hell, me too) say “why is my kid growing up so fast?! I want him/her to stay little just a bit longer.”

            • Clif
              Clif
              November 9, 2015 at 11:37 am | #

              His comic book time is affecting the earth and before long a week will last two years?

              I only get a check once a month, so at least eight years?

              Damn you Willis!

    • Toxic
      Toxic
      November 9, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      For me, it says that this comic and the first comment on it both happened at 12:01

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 9, 2015 at 11:43 am | #

        Back in the 13th century?

        Oh, no. It’s happening already.

        Ahhhhhhhh!!!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 9, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

      Remember, according to the Buffer Watch he’s already writing strips in February of next year. Sending comics back in time to us is okay because comics are data, which makes this merely an Ontological Paradox.

      But according to Pratchett’s L-Space Theorum, information has weight (Information = Knowledge. Knowledge = Power. Power = Energy. Energy = Matter. Matter = Mass.), and all mass distorts the spacetime continuum. So even sending data back in time causes certain ripples.

      All in all, I think it’s impressive that Willis has been able to consistently hit the right day, let alone hour, considering that his time travel apparatus is made out of Transformers figures and powered by packets of Taco Bell Fire Sauce.

      A certain amount of drift was inevitable, especially since his Flux Capacitor is just Generations Drift.

      • MatthewTheLucky
        MatthewTheLucky
        November 9, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

        I miss when things were just timey-wimey.

      • merbrat
        merbrat
        November 9, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

        I <3 this ^

        • merbrat
          merbrat
          November 9, 2015 at 12:58 am | #

          (well…now, both Doctor_Who and MtL)

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        November 9, 2015 at 12:37 am | #

        So, of course, I had to look up if there was a BttF Time Machine Transformer. Apparently there isn’t, but there is a Delorean named Swindler (and the TFWiki does not disappoint in having BttF jokes on his page).

      • MrZombieScordo
        MrZombieScordo
        November 9, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

        I call it Kyōma’s Nostalgia Drive! Real name TBA.

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          November 9, 2015 at 7:05 pm | #

          Future Gadget 204, 2nd Edition Ver. 2.31!

      • Arkious Vade
        Arkious Vade
        November 9, 2015 at 2:10 am | #

        Technically, not all matter has mass. Two known particles, photons and gluons, are massless, meaning the equation is dependent on the nature of the information being carried. Now, seeing as ‘knowledge’ is a subjective property, we can assume it is dependent on the presence of consciousness. And if it is ever scientifically proven that consciousness itself is a particle (referred to some as a psion, literally ‘thought particle’) then it is likely that consciousness is massless, else it would have been detected in observer-dependent quantum physics experiments. If, however conscioussness is the fifth fundemental force, making knowledge the force-carrier for consciousness, it is possible that knowledge has mass.

        As far as the aforementioned time machine goes, it should be fine as long as he used G1 diecast construction (its a lost art), though i think it would run a bit more efficiently on Volcano sauce.

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 9, 2015 at 12:14 pm | #

          While photons and such rif-raf have no rest mass, they do have relativistic mass as evidenced by the fact that gravity bends light.

          There is no evidence that consciousness is a particle and a moderate amount of evidence it is a brain state. Information on the other hand seems to be negative entropy which links it pretty solidly to the orginization of mass-energy.

          Due to quantum theory then, information and anti-information can sponainouly form and cancel, but in the vacentity of a black hole, if the anti-information goes into the black hole it becomes unavailable to the rest of the universe and we are left with a small excess of information. This explains why the miniture black hole hidden in the center of the earth allows there to be enough information for life to exist on its surface. It also explains why the secret civilizations existing below the earth’s surface are more advnced; they have access to more free information.

        • zach
          zach
          November 9, 2015 at 5:48 pm | #

          According to the last What-If, if th e earth was made of protons and the moon electrons, the question falls apart because the energy needed to hold the electrons that close together would make a black hole, despite the particals haveing practicly no mass.
          Force of any kind has mass, apparently.

      • fallingwaters2
        fallingwaters2
        November 9, 2015 at 8:54 am | #

        Is it bad that I understood everything you just said there?

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 9, 2015 at 12:28 pm | #

          Very bad.

        • xKiv
          xKiv
          November 9, 2015 at 6:19 pm | #

          You just got it disappeared and then replaced with something even more complex.

          • fallingwaters2
            fallingwaters2
            November 9, 2015 at 6:56 pm | #

            I also got everything that Clif, Arkious Vade, and zach said, too.
            This is very, very bad.

      • zoelogical
        zoelogical
        November 9, 2015 at 11:53 am | #

        this is brilliant.

      • Mr.fat
        Mr.fat
        November 9, 2015 at 12:26 pm | #

        this might be the best comment on this thread

    • Mindlink
      Mindlink
      November 9, 2015 at 4:02 am | #

      On my screen, it says 12:01, why are we seeing different digits ?

    • Shawn L.
      Shawn L.
      November 9, 2015 at 3:22 pm | #

      Because we’re all hitting the server at the stroke of midnight to get the latest strip. Then hit reload when it isn’t there. Repeat.

      We’re lucky the server doesn’t shut down, thinking it’s under a DoS attack, and not just delay the strip by 4 minutes.

    • brumagem
      brumagem
      November 9, 2015 at 5:30 pm | #

      My guess is too many people refreshing the page every ten seconds. Like a mini-DDOS attack.

  3. Inkblot
    Inkblot
    November 9, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Slay

  4. otusasio451
    otusasio451
    November 9, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Ohhhhh, Sal. You have NO idea.

    • neeks
      neeks
      November 9, 2015 at 1:35 pm | #

      Yeah, and she doesn’t care. Although to be fair there are times when knowing the “why” of a thing is trumped by the “what are we going to do about it”. Which is not to say origins should always be completely disregarded in the face of pragmatism, it’s just that figuring out how a wildfire got going is generally saved for when all the flames are out and the danger has passed.

      “You’re a danger to others.”
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      “No really, dial it back or I’ll do it for you.”

      ^my take on this strip

  5. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    November 9, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Everything’s more dramatic with a motorcycle.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      November 9, 2015 at 1:53 am | #

      It’s even more dramatic-er if there’s explosions in the background.

      • inqntrol
        inqntrol
        November 9, 2015 at 8:47 am | #

        “Cough Michael Bay cough”

        • N0083rP00F
          N0083rP00F
          November 9, 2015 at 4:07 pm | #

          I wanna see an exploding Michael Bay … you know, for science.

  6. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    November 9, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    When I made you, you made me too.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 9, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      It’s like that Joker/Batman conversation from the ’89 movie.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 9, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

        Pretty much but Sal doesn’t realise that yet.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        November 9, 2015 at 2:26 am | #

        Haha yes, now that you mention it. It really is.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      November 9, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      Mutually made.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 9, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

        But can you fill that sunken AG/Sal ship with metaphorical ping-pong balls and set it afloat again?

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      November 9, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      like Megabyte and Hexadecimal

      • HMRC4EVR
        HMRC4EVR
        November 9, 2015 at 2:06 am | #

        It’s nice to see you younger folks remember the classics.

        Excuse me-I need to go yell at some kids on my lawn and renew my AARP membership.

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          November 9, 2015 at 11:52 pm | #

          http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/reboot-of-reboot-officially-coming-to-tv-with-26-new-episodes-1.3104830

          (funny thing, AARP started sending me shit, and I’m nowhere near old enough)

          ((IN MY MIND))

          (((NO REALLY GADDAMMIT I AIN’T THAT OLD FFS)))

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            November 9, 2015 at 11:54 pm | #

            (((granted, “mix of live action and computer animation” = ANEURYSM = OLD FARTDOM so maybe I’d better sign up after all))))

  7. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    November 9, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    I can’t wait for the wacky hijinks of Amber trying to pretend she doesn’t have several broken ribs and a concussion in the next weeks of school

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      November 9, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      It’ll take her forever to heal up. Or maybe the strip will fast-forward to healed Amber?

      • TParadox
        TParadox
        November 9, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

        And then nothing at all of consequence happened for the next three months.

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          November 9, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

          Nah, Joyce joins the roller derby team with Marcie and Malaya, who are now in a poly-thing with Grace and Mandy. Feel free to speculate on the rest.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        November 9, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

        Willis was asking if he could get away with a time skip a while back…

    • Shake and Bake
      Shake and Bake
      November 9, 2015 at 2:33 pm | #

      I can’t wait for an Amazigirl with a head injury and no transportation to make it away from the scene of a highway accident with a flood of police on the way. Then we’ll deal with the school side of it.

  8. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    November 9, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    ::Reads alt text::

    Like this?.

  9. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    November 9, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    that’s right, amber! double over and puke! that’ll show her

  10. Memyself
    Memyself
    November 9, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Sal wins.

  11. Io
    Io
    November 9, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Seriously Amber, take five.

  12. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    November 9, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Damn! Sal punched Amber in the Inciting Incident!

  13. Architex
    Architex
    November 9, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Seems that their history will remain as such for now

    • -Sentinel-
      -Sentinel-
      November 9, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

      Yeah, I’m kinda disappointed. I was hoping the robbery would come up.

      • saki
        saki
        November 9, 2015 at 1:22 am | #

        It almost did, but they kept interrupting each other. : /

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      November 9, 2015 at 7:41 am | #

      Does their history even matter now? Sal just saved her life.

      At this point it feels wrong to even say “well I get why Amber hates her because past stuff” because Sal just kind of conclusively proven she’s not that person anymore (or more specifically, the person Amber decided she was).

      • RP
        RP
        November 26, 2015 at 11:09 pm | #

        Of course it matters. Just because Sal is a different person now doesn’t change what happened. It doesn’t magically erase the psychological damage that’s been done.

  14. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    November 9, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    “My name is Amber O’Malley!”
    “Who?”

    • Architex
      Architex
      November 9, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      Amber:*removes mask* “See!”

      Sal: …

      Amber: *adds glasses*

      Sal: …
      “Yeah ah’ve no clue who you are. Bye”

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        November 9, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

        “My name is Amber O’Malley. You scared my best friend. Prepare to get your hand stabbed… uh, again, I guess.”

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          November 9, 2015 at 12:47 am | #

          It really, really sucks when your criminal nemesis has already been appropriately punished under the law, has reformed, and is getting her life back together as a productive member of society.

          What would Batman do?

          • Batman
            Batman
            November 9, 2015 at 12:51 am | #

            Keep a very close eye on her and be prepared to return her to Arkham at the slightest provocation.

            • Rutee
              Rutee
              November 9, 2015 at 1:38 am | #

              In other words, he’d be an authoritarian shithead who violates due process because of preconceived notions, and quite possibly being the thing that teaches her crime’s her only option because it’s all that can reasonably be expected of her.

              • DarkoNeko
                DarkoNeko
                November 9, 2015 at 2:28 am | #

                Sounds about right for AG.

                • Mindlink
                  Mindlink
                  November 9, 2015 at 6:08 am | #

                  And for Batman.

            • altalemur
              altalemur
              November 9, 2015 at 8:23 am | #

              i seem to remember, in the 90s cartoon (Harley’s Holiday), Batman was sad and sympathetic when Harley Quinn ended up (accidentally) in trouble after she served her time. but then again, Harley wasn’t the one who killed Batman’s parents, thus creating him. but it has always made me think that Batman is willing to believe someone can reform (otherwise why bother locking them up?)

              • nightsbridge
                nightsbridge
                November 9, 2015 at 9:56 am | #

                The animated series batman seems a little less . . . Terrible than future gruff batmans.

                • Ana Chronistic
                  Ana Chronistic
                  November 9, 2015 at 11:55 pm | #

                  part of that was from the mandate to NEVER revisit the origin story as a plot point, because PROGRESS ffs

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        November 9, 2015 at 12:47 am | #

        You do bring up a good point. Would Sal even remember Amber? Or that she was the one who stabbed her?

        • Doom Shepherd
          Doom Shepherd
          November 9, 2015 at 6:02 am | #

          “For me, it was Tuesday.”

          • Doom Shepherd
            Doom Shepherd
            November 9, 2015 at 6:03 am | #

            Wth? It was Tuesday?

            • Doom Shepherd
              Doom Shepherd
              November 9, 2015 at 6:07 am | #

              Apologies, for some reason the page dislikes “Street Fighter” quotes.

              • Spencer
                Spencer
                November 9, 2015 at 9:35 am | #

                Too many people used that line so it’s been automatically censored.

                Besides, everyone knows the best line from that movie is “Quick; change the channel!”

  15. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    November 9, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    I’m not convinced Sal isn’t still fueled by some of the same stuff she was years ago.

    Unless she means some substance of course. Then, no, Sal, you’re wrong.

    • Mr. Mendo
      Mr. Mendo
      November 9, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      If the stuff is “being a narcissistic thrill junkie using violence to fill an emptiness inside”, yeah, I could see that. 🙂

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 9, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

      It’s in her, but she’s not letting that anger at the world be her sole drive anymore. She’s made piece with that tendency and you see her struggle with it at points (most notably when Jason betrays her with his bad grade, when she was fighting with Malaya, and when Amazi-girl nearly got under her skin), but she tries to play it cool and find other ways around a problem besides violence.

      Neither of them is free from that rage of injustice and painful abusive upbringing (with one albeit more abusive than the other), but Sal is a lot further along in her recognition and recovery. She’s seeing a fellow traveler making the same mistakes she did and that hurts her, because it’s always painful watching someone walk into the same spike traps you did and not being able to give them the map out of the dungeon.

  16. Christina
    Christina
    November 9, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Hot damn, I’ve never gotten here early before!

    I think this was a very long time in coming. Seems Sal knew just how to twist the knife…

    • MrZombieScordo
      MrZombieScordo
      November 9, 2015 at 12:56 am | #

      ha, “twist the knife.” I see what you did there. I like it.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      November 9, 2015 at 2:30 am | #

      That expression sure came in handy.

      • Joseph
        Joseph
        November 9, 2015 at 4:18 am | #

        Well, if the glove fits…

  17. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    November 9, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    And the line between heroine and anti-heroine blurs some more…

  18. Suzi
    Suzi
    November 9, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Sal may have no idea why, but honestly, she isn’t wrong. Amazigirl could have injured someone seriously. Hell, her stunt could have KILLED Becky. Amazigirl needs to, honestly, grow up a bit and learn to actually control her anger instead of be controlled by it.

    • Mandy
      Mandy
      November 9, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      Agreed. And clearly, her being Amazi-Girl is NOT helping her work through any of her old issues. She needs to do something more healthy and less dangerous to deal with her problems.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 9, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

        She needs to read up more about dinosaurs, that has worked out for Dina so far.

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          November 9, 2015 at 2:31 am | #

          And made her trying to assault a grown up toe 3x her size in the woods as a result.

      • Mindlink
        Mindlink
        November 9, 2015 at 6:22 am | #

        How is it “clearly” not helping ? I can’t see that.

        • Mandy
          Mandy
          November 9, 2015 at 10:32 am | #

          Because every run-in with Sal is enough to send her into a panicked, hysterical state. So clearly, her dangerous vigilantism is NOT helping her deal with her old issues, as one tiny scratch to the surface causes them to all burst out as raw as ever. She needs HELP, not dangerous stunts on moving vehicles.

          • Mindlink
            Mindlink
            November 9, 2015 at 11:36 am | #

            “She needs HELP, not dangerous stunts on moving vehicles.”

            Why not both ?
            And the fact that she is not well, doesn’t mean that she wouldn’t have been even WORSE if she hadn’t been Amazi-Girl

            • Mandy
              Mandy
              November 9, 2015 at 12:43 pm | #

              I really don’t understand why you’re so hell-bent on justifying her reckless, destructive, and, frankly, VERY illegal behavior. It’s not healthy or practical, and if she keeps it up, she or someone else is going to get badly hurt.

              • Mindlink
                Mindlink
                November 9, 2015 at 2:35 pm | #

                Because I disagree with your assesment of her behaviour.
                I think she’s doing a lot of good, it might be destructive, but I always think it’s better to live a short life in the service of others than a long life for yourself.
                There will always be risks, no matter how you live.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 9, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

      We see it here in that Amber has just chosen to discount it and focus on the initial image.

      One of Amber’s worst behaviors is that she’s decided inconsistency will be the thing that will “ruin” Amazi-girl and corrupt her.

      And the reason that that is worse than the self-destruction is that life is all about making small inconsistencies and growing by the points where the theory of morality struggles against reality. Making every “good” act something she MUST SUCCEED AT NO MATTER WHAT, leads her to undergo extremely life-threatening actions like today. Similarly, making it so that she is inflexible with her enforcement of rules in this persona is going to start being a toxic presence in her relationships.

      And we see today the worst of it. When presented with evidence that would run counter to her narrative, she just elides right past it and chooses to stay angry and feels fully justified still viewing a grown-up version of a kid with a knife as some super nemesis. No “thank you citizen” or “despite your help, I had it under control”. Instead it’s just ignoring the admissions of help and antagonizations and picking of fights. Sal shows nothing but support, and Amazi-girl throw it back in her face because she needs to view Sal as bad to preserve her mythology of an unchanging narrative of good and evil, where the good guys are the good guys and the bad guys always come back and do wrong.

      And this will start interfering with the good parts of her vigilanteism, because being inflexible and viewing all laws as equal to build a fiction of consistency is a great way to go from being that helpful local hero who knocks down harassers and bike thieves to some authoritarian clown in tights who harshes people smoking some weed or downing a beer.

      Amber needs to allow Amazi-girl to have the same “inconsistencies” she extends to herself before its too late.

      • Idon'tcarenomore
        Idon'tcarenomore
        November 9, 2015 at 12:58 am | #

        I don’t agree that Ambers decision is inconsistency that will ruin her, I think it is failure that she is afraid of.

        I agree she’s inflexible in viewing herself as on one side and everyone else on the other, when she’s in her Amazi-Girl guise. It’s already interfering with her vigilantism as per her remarks previous that she can not let down anyone.

        I think that she may know who and what Sal is to her based on her reaction when she woke up as Amber. That looked like recognition and fear.
        When she snapped back to AG, the recognition is gone, but the knowledge remains although she won’t acknowledge it – a recurring pattern.

        That incident shows a definite split in her two personalties maybe getting deeper?

        Amber needs professional help before she kills herself or someone else.

        • saki
          saki
          November 9, 2015 at 1:33 am | #

          “She may know who Sal is to her”. There is no “may”. She knows. She’s had flashbacks from the robbery every time she’s seen Sal.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          November 9, 2015 at 3:24 am | #

          I think Amazi-Girl is Amber’s overcompensation for her inaction during the convenience store robbery. Her best (and only?) friend was being held at knifepoint by another kid their own age, but she didn’t do anything but hide in the corner sniveling until after the police arrived. If Amazi-Girl was there, then Ethan would not have been hurt. Never mind that he wasn’t hurt anyway, and has since put the incident behind him. (He and Sal didn’t even recognize each other at the party a couple storylines ago!)

          She reminds herself of the robbery every time she puts the costume on, lets the memory consume her, and uses it to fuel her determination toward unrealistic single-handed heroism. She let Ethan down that day years ago, and refuses to let anyone else down again, no matter the personal cost.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 9, 2015 at 9:16 am | #

          I agree failure haunts her, but she also makes noise about inconsistency and seems to view it as a thing that separates her alters:

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/consistent/

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        November 9, 2015 at 1:09 am | #

        You’re right. And I would go further and say that there aren’t really any good parts of her vigilantism. It’s a wholly unhealthy and destructive activity.

        But then, I’m pretty much a “due process” hard-liner.

        • Rutee
          Rutee
          November 9, 2015 at 1:36 am | #

          Aye. Self Help is all well and good when its pointed at people who are committing violent crimes like robbery, but Amber’s already pointed it at people who she has no business being violent to. And it’s the inevitable thing tht starts to happen with Self Help.

          Amber stopped some obvious crimes that should be, but she exalts Self Help, and even on her own, she has done some objectionable, wrong shit with that Self Help – And that’s the BEST case. There’s plenty of much worse ones (and the Best Case put someone in the hospital pointlessly)

          • Jhon
            Jhon
            November 9, 2015 at 7:58 pm | #

            Right! Let’s form a militia to defend ourselves from all these shit-fueled vigilantes!
            (Er, whoops…)

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        November 9, 2015 at 2:32 am | #

        “When presented with evidence that would run counter to her narrative, she just elides right past it ”

        Those kind of thing will probably take a bit to sink in.

      • Mindlink
        Mindlink
        November 9, 2015 at 6:28 am | #

        “Making every “good” act something she MUST SUCCEED AT NO MATTER WHAT, leads her to undergo extremely life-threatening actions like today. ”

        It also lead to Becky’s rescue. Why shouldn’t every good act be something you should succeed at no matter what ? I’ve always lived by that rule, and I think everyone would benefit from that line of thought.
        Same with consistency. Life doesn’t HAVE to be inconsistent, that seems to me a modern thing that has spread through a combination of laziness and people not willing to commit to anything anymore.
        Consistency and inflexibility is the not same though, I would agree she needs to learn more flexibility. But those other things you mention ? Those things make her a better person in my view.

      • Mindlink
        Mindlink
        November 9, 2015 at 6:33 am | #

        Forgot this part of your post:
        ” No “thank you citizen” or “despite your help, I had it under control”. Instead it’s just ignoring the admissions of help and antagonizations and picking of fights. Sal shows nothing but support, and Amazi-girl throw it back in her face because she needs to view Sal as bad to preserve her mythology of an unchanging narrative of good and evil, where the good guys are the good guys and the bad guys always come back and do wrong.”

        Well… it seems to me she is not even aware of the effort Sal went to, or even that she rescued her at all. Sal doesn’t get the chance to tell her, only that she got here away from the cops, and since her main reaction to conflict is to escape she would rather just ride away on her bike than try to wait until Amazi-Girl is calm enough to explain her situation.
        Shame, since she was also very close to finding out where Amazi-Girl comes from, and that could’ve been helpful for them both I suppose.

    • Mindlink
      Mindlink
      November 9, 2015 at 6:21 am | #

      “Hell, her stunt could have KILLED Becky. ”

      As could any responders action in that situation, official or not.

      • Random832
        Random832
        November 9, 2015 at 9:05 am | #

        Odds on any of the other options deliberately taking out the car’s tires, while there’s no-one in control of steering it, on a 55mph two-lane road?

        • Mindlink
          Mindlink
          November 9, 2015 at 11:57 am | #

          Pretty high actually

          • random832
            random832
            November 9, 2015 at 6:20 pm | #

            Eh, for my analysis I was also counting on ToeDad’s bad choices being directly related to there being someone attached to / on top of the car, and that a police chase wouldn’t have ended the same way.

      • Suzi
        Suzi
        November 9, 2015 at 3:00 pm | #

        You seem hell bent on defending her, so I’m not going to argue really but add another point: Yes, Becky got saved. Yeah, it was badass and cool of Amazigirl. But now Amazigirl has been hit by a car (my friend just got in a got crash, he’s all banged up and he was actually in the car wearing a seatbelt), thrown off another car, snatched out of the air by a motorcycle, and almost got shot. Ignoring the results of her good actions (that were dangerous and irrationally done), the personal injuries she has just sustained are serious and could have handicapped her for life. She isn’t Bruce Wayne. She doesn’t have the money to get hurt continuously and go to a fancy Butler to take care of her.

        Wouldn’t you agree there’s a better way to get through some mental issues other than by getting yourself hurt? Thats’ generally the consensus when people are doing things like refusing to eat, binging and purging or cutting themselves.

        • Mindlink
          Mindlink
          November 10, 2015 at 7:56 am | #

          “Wouldn’t you agree there’s a better way to get through some mental issues other than by getting yourself hurt? ”
          That depends, better for YOURSELF, yes, but not better for the rest of the world. Sometimes you need to forget about your own needs, even though our modern culture seems to have made it so that your own needs are supposed to be the most important thing in your life.
          And if you already have so many problems that your life is going to be crap anyway, why not just focus on trying to make the world better instead ?

    • Shake and Bake
      Shake and Bake
      November 9, 2015 at 2:35 pm | #

      Probably not a “could have” at this point, since they were all about to die until Sal showed up. That said, Sal really didn’t need to bring along a passenger with no helmet….

  19. Chengrel
    Chengrel
    November 9, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Ohh, do we get Sal backstory?

  20. lordmazapan91
    lordmazapan91
    November 9, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Ok now see a doctor please you’re bleeding.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 9, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      I’m not worried about the bleeding: it looks superficial. I’m worried about the recent loss of consciousness, the weakness and dizziness, and what I suspect to be nausea.

      • Idon'tcarenomore
        Idon'tcarenomore
        November 9, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

        Agree, concussion from the looks of it. And maybe broken ribs or at least sprains.

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          November 9, 2015 at 1:02 am | #

          Just so. And it is worth checking for skull fractures and intracranial bleeding. Mini neurological, CT scan, physical exam and x-ray of anything that shows up in that, overnight observation.

          Psychiatric referral.

          • Tacos
            Tacos
            November 9, 2015 at 1:45 am | #

            I feel like Amber would be to proud to even admit to herself that she’s injured and would probably try to drag herself from the scene rather than seek medical attention.

            • Agemegos
              Agemegos
              November 9, 2015 at 1:59 am | #

              She might. And that might turn out to be a spectacularly bad idea. The latest in a series.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 9, 2015 at 3:26 am | #

      Tomorrow’s the ambulance outside the hospital scene, but that’s probably for Ross.

      How is she going to explain her injuries as Amber? Playing DS while walking down the stairs?

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        November 9, 2015 at 3:56 am | #

        Heh! That’s probably more plausible than my suggestion: falling of a motorbike.

  21. jepmz
    jepmz
    November 9, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Dang! Sal roasted her ass

    • lordmazapan91
      lordmazapan91
      November 9, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      UUFFF damn right.

  22. Athedia
    Athedia
    November 9, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Wow… I like Sal even more now for that. Amber/Amazi-Girl will get someone else hurt at some point and needs to realize that. She should be in therapy not acting out vigilante fantasies.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      November 9, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      I love Sal! And I love that she’s finally getting some love in the comments. (I know some of you have been with me from the start, but I mean more than the loyal few.)

      • Idon'tcarenomore
        Idon'tcarenomore
        November 9, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

        Same.

    • Mindlink
      Mindlink
      November 9, 2015 at 6:37 am | #

      No, she doesn’t “need” to realize that. That’s something JJJJJ Jameson would’ve said. People keep saying she put so many people at risk during the resuce, yet I fail to see how she could’ve handled that situation any better.

      • Gangler
        Gangler
        November 9, 2015 at 9:34 am | #

        I mean, right off the bat one option Amazigirl has that Spider-Man doesn’t is to just leave this to the trained professionals. Because Ross isn’t flying around on a goblin glider and Amazigirl isn’t the only person with the Spider Powers needed to keep up with him, excepting of course other similarly untrained vigilantes.

        • Amazi-Stool
          Amazi-Stool
          November 9, 2015 at 2:42 pm | #

          Uh, the “trained professionals” again.

          I will link to a previous comment that shows how good this alternative works in practice.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            November 9, 2015 at 3:11 pm | #

            Can you not use the actual death of a child to win an internet argument, please?

          • Rutee
            Rutee
            November 9, 2015 at 5:13 pm | #

            http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/20/opinion/when-americans-lynched-mexicans.html

            Here, a less sexy example from the history of hispnic people (Mexicans in the particular, so not as ‘mine’ as it could be) of wht happened when we left the law in the hands of Self Help. You think it’s bad now? NOW it’s newsworthy. NOW it’s at least on paper a fucking travesty. Self Help is worse than the police.

            Self Help is worse than the police if you aaren’t white. Self help is worse than the police if you’re trans. Self Help is worse than the police if you’re gay. The sole reason I can look at the police as worth saving *without looking outside* the USA (Which I also do) is that Self Help is worse than them, and our own history demonstrates this perfectly adequately. I will *NOT* fucking see us exalt the mob merely because our cops are still bastards. The mob was infinitely worse to us than the cops. None of this exonerates the cops – they are still racist bastards to a degree that should be unconscionable. But I will not see us give up protections merely because we’ve forgotten how much worse it got, and I’m sure as fuck not letting white people do it for us.

            • Mindlink
              Mindlink
              November 10, 2015 at 8:22 am | #

              What is the relevance of what you just wrote ?
              Yes, mobs can do a lot of bad shit, but ORGANISED, OFFICIAL mobs can do a LOT WORSE.
              And we were talking about vigilantes, not mobs, but I’ll give you that, SOME vigilantes are also bastards, so what ? ANYONE can be a bastard, being official doesn’t lessen that risk.
              I have no idea why you are talking about “white people” though, one of the most active vigilantes today, Phoenix Jones, is definitively not white.

              • Rutee
                Rutee
                November 10, 2015 at 2:40 pm | #

                No, the empirical evidence *VERY* strongly indicates that the cops don’t kill sa many people as vigilantes used to. It’s far rarer now than it was, and I’m quite fucking aware of how common it is now, in spite of how many more people there are in the USA as a whole. Now, even if this is SOLELY because there are fewer cops now than there were vigilantes (A bold claim, and I’m not sure how the number of cops now compares to the size of the lynch mobs of yesteryear, and it’s probably not measurable because where would we get THAT data?)… THATS STILL PART OF THE POINT. Making them official keeps their numbers down, because the state will only put so many people on its payroll.

                As far as White People, that’d be the stool. And do you really need me to explain the relevance? “Hey this is a bunch of people vigilantes killed from something fairly close to my own history, and in pretty recent memory. Vigilantes fucking suck too, and pretty esaily arguably MORE than the cops.” Do you just refuse to see that?

                I mean, I don’t exactly get MAD at people who the system despises, and who won’t get any help from that system. If I found out about a hispanic vigilante, I get that, since humans have punishment-oriented lizard brains. But yer fuckin’ hurting us in the long run by making vigilantism look cool – that ends with us on a fucking pole, no matter what pretty suits you put on.

                • Mindlink
                  Mindlink
                  November 10, 2015 at 8:33 pm | #

                  Lynch mobs are NOT vigilantes. Organised forces have ALWAYS committed more atrocious acts throughout history than ANY personal vigilantes ever have. That’s actually fact. And most of those lynch mobs you were talking about were often LEAD by that times version of the police, sheriffs organised them and “deputised” angry racists.
                  Concentration camps are a result of letting the “officials” do all the work. No public concentration of racists have managed to kill so many people as they did.
                  And I have no idea what this sentence means:
                  ““Hey this is a bunch of people vigilantes killed from something fairly close to my own history, and in pretty recent memory. Vigilantes fucking suck too, and pretty esaily arguably MORE than the cops.” ”
                  I don’t mean the relevance, I mean what are you trying to say ?
                  And again, there is no higher percentage of white vigilantes than any other race, so I have no idea what you meant by “and I’m sure as fuck not letting white people do it for us.”
                  Again, vigilantes are all races, always have been.

            • Rutee
              Rutee
              November 11, 2015 at 3:46 am | #

              um, lol. Lynch mobs are EXPLICITLY Vigilantes (strictly speaking, it’s more accurate to say the mob is made up of vigilantes). They’re private citizens enacting violence to allegedly uphold community rules. That’s literally all a vigilante is.

              “. And most of those lynch mobs you were talking about were often LEAD by that times version of the police, sheriffs organised them and “deputised” angry racists.”
              Stop learning things from movies. Lynch mobs far more frequently had implicit, not explicit, police support.

              “Organised forces have ALWAYS committed more atrocious acts throughout history than ANY personal vigilantes ever have.”

              Only when their citizens are willing to do worse on their own. The state is an aggregate of power – of course everything big gets funnelled through it.

              Also, I’m so happy white people are using a feeble grasp of history to argue their idiotic libertarian points! You think the murder of jews in europe started with the concentration of that power in the state? Maybe look at the events t hat lead to so many ‘goldmanns’ and ‘goldbergs’, and why so many came to the states. Spoiler alert: extrajudicial violence against Jews vastly preceded state violence against them, go fig. It’s like you don’t get aa state that racist without the public already being that racist – which, again, is why you’re better off leashing that public. Obviously you should leash the police too, but the police are FAR easier to run in a less terrible manner – granted, this is a point you have to actually look outside the USA for (and preferably, understand a god damned thing you see)

              “And again, there is no higher percentage of white vigilantes than any other race”
              Um, sure, if you leave the US. Here in the USA, however…

              [quote] so I have no idea what you meant by “and I’m sure as fuck not letting white people do it for us.”[/quote]
              I’m sure you don’t.

              • Rutee
                Rutee
                November 11, 2015 at 4:21 am | #

                Actually, maybe you reaally don’t. Maybe you haven’t fucking noticed, but you aren’t talking to the biggest fan of the police. They are a direct threat to my safety when I interact with them, and I go well out of my way to avoid them and immigracion despite being a legal citizen without a mark on her record besides traffic violations. Maybe you should fucking consider that there’s a god damned reason I’m defending the core concept, and saying they are still better for me than the mob. You’re trying to throw out concrete protections (From the mob, if literally only by making them believe they don’t need to engage in Self Help) because of some asinine point that you don’t understand. I will not have you use either my history, or someone else’s, which you don’t even get, to hurt me, or people like me. You clearly don’t care what happens, because you already knew the correct answer, then latched onto a sexy-sounding, shallow point from the news. Some of us don’t have the fucking luxury, because we raen’t fucking aaround with Other People’s Lives.

                Though really, I’m wasting my time, because you are off in some fucking parallel earth ignoring everything that gets in the way of your precious pure ideology cinnamon buns.

                • Mindlink
                  Mindlink
                  November 11, 2015 at 9:33 am | #

                  You just keep ignoring that I am using the word MORE in “official forces has always committed MORE reciprocities against the public than any unofficial ones”
                  Those are facts you can look up, numbers, not opinions. And MORE doesn’t mean that civilians ALSO have done fucked up things, but NEVER to the extent that official forces has.
                  I’m not saying that police offers NO protection, but it’s a small percentage of them that actually offers ANY protection, and it just sounds a bit naive to believe they are better than civilians.

                  “And again, there is no higher percentage of white vigilantes than any other race”
                  Um, sure, if you leave the US. Here in the USA, however…”

                  No, I was talking about the US actually. Again, Phoenix Jones seems to be the figurehead for superheroes in the USA and is not white.

                  “quote] so I have no idea what you meant by “and I’m sure as fuck not letting white people do it for us.”[/quote]
                  I’m sure you don’t.”

                  No, I don’t and you STILL haven’t explained it.

                  And how is getting MORE protectors throwing OUT something ?

                  ” I will not have you use either my history, or someone else’s, which you don’t even get, to hurt me, or people like me.”

                  What do you mean, people like you ? I’m not trying to HURT anyone, not are the superheroes you are bashing, most of them are really peaceful even. And I don’t even know your history, I know OUR history though, the history of the world, which is what I was referring to.

                  “You clearly don’t care what happens, because you already knew the correct answer, then latched onto a sexy-sounding, shallow point from the news.”

                  What?! If I didn’t care, why am I trying to defend these superheroes ? They get enough guff as it is.

                • Mindlink
                  Mindlink
                  November 11, 2015 at 9:34 am | #

                  And a vigilante, in this context, is not a crazed mob, it’s individuals who dress up to fight crime and help people in need.

                • Rutee
                  Rutee
                  November 11, 2015 at 11:21 am | #

                  “I’m not saying that police offers NO protection, but it’s a small percentage of them that actually offers ANY protection, and it just sounds a bit naive to believe they are better than civilians.”
                  You are a fucking moron, raen’t you? I’m not saying the police re better people – I am saying that they prevent the mob from engaging in Self Help, not because they LIKE me, or because they ACTUALLY INTEND to protect me. I’m saying that the people most likely to be the mob? They believe the system works. Privileged people have a conception tht the system works, so even if they think I’m some terrible person who’s done criminal acts, they are content leaving it to the police to sort out. This is protection – it’s the lowest form of protection, but it’s a very real protection just the same. The police demonstrably require higher standards to really get going. Even if the police were EXACTLY as bad as the citizens who would engage in Self Help, there are fewer police than there are people inclined to Self Help on their own. Those people are held in check because they think the system works. The people whom it DOESN’T work for? I’m less apt to judge. But by encouraging Self Help (And the act of engaging in it already makes it sound like a better idea), they erode the protection I have from the mob – the protection that the system (allegedly) works, and can be trusted to deal with things. For those of us who would be murdered by their fellow citizens anyway, this is pretty useful – and it’s telling tht it’s people who /know/ the system is broken who are more likely to engage in murder of say, trans people for the crime of existing.

                  So you know, your unwillingness to understand this basic thing? That’s unfortunately my fucking problem. You privileged white kids always think that a broken system – a demonstraby broken, busted system – does nothing. Guess what: Because the bulk of your peers believe it’s useful, it protects me partially ANYWAY. The status quo means I fear the police. The mobs returning to SElf Help? Means I have to fear everyone who looks like they’re suspicious of me for any reason. And that’s a LOT of people. Oh, and I *STILL* fear the police. Good fucking job. ‘more protectors’ might be useful if they were actually protectors. Notice I haven’t positioned the cops as my protectors, because I am not as naive as you are.

                  “What do you mean, people like you ? I’m not trying to HURT anyone”
                  Your intentions != Your effects. Basic fucking lesson of the world.

                  “No, I was talking about the US actually. Again, Phoenix Jones seems to be the figurehead for superheroes in the USA and is not white.”
                  ‘figurehead’ is not actually code for ‘statistically representative sample’, fyi

                  “And how is getting MORE protectors throwing OUT something ?”
                  Like I said, you don’t get it. You’re defining vigilante in the most helpful way to you (Pretty explicitly, given your mini post.). What a vigilante ACTUALLY IS, is an individual who takes up the burden of their own conception of law enforcement, and carries it out extrajudicially (And pretty inevitably, violently). It is BOTH a person who dresses in tights and thinks they’re helping people in need, and the constituents of a crazed mob (Provided the latter are upholding what they feel the law should do, or does do, which guess what…)

                  Your precious fake superheroes count (I remind you that their leader assaulted and harrassed anarchists over an unsubstantiated bomb threat), as do the Blackshirts or the KKK. If the word ‘vigilante’ only meant ‘people who did it to my satisfaction’, the word would be meaningless, because it wouldn’t describe anyone.

                  “What?! If I didn’t care, why am I trying to defend these superheroes ? They get enough guff as it is.”
                  You don’t care taht your precious ‘superheroes’ are worse for folks than the status quo, because they encourage Self Help (pretty explicitly, given that you are including political advocates for the same Self Help). I fucking hope your childish fantasies are worth the mental and physical health of actual people.

                • Rutee
                  Rutee
                  November 11, 2015 at 11:28 am | #

                  Minor correction: The KKK generally don’t engage in vigilantism anymore, preferring political activism in the name of their horribleness. I was referring to the organization historically.

  23. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    November 9, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    If only she did know how right she was.

  24. Valis_KR3
    Valis_KR3
    November 9, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Pro tip: Don’t be shithead to your ride back into town.

  25. Rob Cottingham
    Rob Cottingham
    November 9, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    “Um, you were drinking Max Rager too?”

    • MelanieWaffle
      MelanieWaffle
      November 9, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      Best comment ever!!!

    • Vex Godglove
      Vex Godglove
      November 9, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      Just don’t use utopium at the same time.

      • Lord Stoneheart
        Lord Stoneheart
        November 9, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

        Amber has to be careful about going into full on zombie mode.

    • NoHeart6265
      NoHeart6265
      November 9, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

      I’m trying to imagine who would be a good zombie in this universe now thank you

      • EvolutionistX
        EvolutionistX
        November 9, 2015 at 2:02 am | #

        Walky.

        • fallingwaters2
          fallingwaters2
          November 9, 2015 at 7:15 pm | #

          “NACHIIIIITOOOOSSS!!”
          wait no
          “DOROOOTHYYYYYYYYY!!!!”

        • Rob Cottingham
          Rob Cottingham
          November 9, 2015 at 10:31 pm | #

          Different show. You’re thinking of…

          …The Walky Dead.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      November 9, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

      “Why are you doing this?”
      “Daddy issues? Megalomania? Rage? Wow, it felt really good to get that off my chest.”

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      November 9, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      +1 to you, good sir.

    • C Baker
      C Baker
      November 9, 2015 at 1:49 am | #

      More people need to watch that show 🙂

    • CJ
      CJ
      November 9, 2015 at 12:24 pm | #

      Tragic backstories are such a nice ways to avoid responsibility for what you are doing.
      This is the kind of tragic backstory Sal’s not interested in. And if she doesn’t have a backflash or something we might never learn why she tried her hand at robbery. I don’t think what we already know about her parents treatment accounts for that, as I said before, to me she looks absolutely desperate during the robbery.
      She’d be to proud and see it as avoiding responsibility to tell.

      • CJ
        CJ
        November 9, 2015 at 12:25 pm | #

        This should have been a reply to Twinkle Toes below

        • Rob Cottingham
          Rob Cottingham
          November 9, 2015 at 10:30 pm | #

          Still works in this thread. I can picture Dorothy lecturing her newly zombified boyfriend: “Yes, you’re a zombie. No, that isn’t fair. But you have a choice now. You can be defined by what’s happened to you, and become a shambling, brain-munching parody of the person you were. Or you can human up and GO TO STUDY GROUP.”

  26. Twinkle Toes the Berserker
    Twinkle Toes the Berserker
    November 9, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Sal gives no fucks about your tragic backstory.

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      November 9, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      Which is kinda bullshit, really.

      • Twinkle Toes the Berserker
        Twinkle Toes the Berserker
        November 9, 2015 at 12:56 am | #

        I dunno, Sal has a point. There’s plenty of tragic backstories in the world, but very few of them are decent justification for putting on a mask and being a vigilante, or for knocking up a gas station with a knife.

        100% are justification for some serious therapy, though

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        November 9, 2015 at 2:06 am | #

        It is.

        Sal frightened Amber. Amber stabbed Sal with a knife.

        Amber need MOAH REVENGE!

        It’s bullshit, even without the legal consequences that Sal bore and Amber escaped. Revenge is bullshit to begin with, and Amber has already had a generous share anyway. Amber’s raging demand for MOAH REVENGE is unhinged. It has no basis in justice. It makes Amber a danger to herself and others.

    • Idon'tcarenomore
      Idon'tcarenomore
      November 9, 2015 at 1:01 am | #

      Sal is a major part of her backstory. Amber knows this. Amazi-girl dosn’tn want to face it.

  27. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 9, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Because you read too many comic books. Kickass isn’t a biography, kid.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      November 9, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      And that new Mad Max movie did not help either.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      November 9, 2015 at 3:12 pm | #

      Made for a pretty good movie, though.

  28. Mandy
    Mandy
    November 9, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    It’ll be interesting to see how the image in Amber’s mind of Sal as basically the root of all evil conflicts with the fact that she really did save her life. I feel like it’ll be too much for her already nearly shattered psyche.

  29. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    November 9, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    “Why are you calling me kid? We’re the same damn age!”

    • MrZombieScordo
      MrZombieScordo
      November 9, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

      because she is dealing with her problems like a child.

  30. Just Me
    Just Me
    November 9, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    I predicted that Sal would care and wouldn’t stay around to find out.

    Some might find this admirable, I just find this cruel.

    Though, to be honest, even if what Sal said is true, not giving Amber a chance to “Let it our”, to Talk about it, is only going to make matters worse. At least of this was a real world situation.

    Keeping stuff bottled up inside for so long is the most unhealthiest thing you can do.

    • AeromechanicalAce
      AeromechanicalAce
      November 9, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

      Generally when you’re at the ‘how dare you’ point, you’re not interested in meaningful dialogue. Honestly, given that Amazi-girl flat out attacked her basically unprovoked not too long ago, Sal’s been pretty nice to her.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 9, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

      It may be what would be the healthiest for Amber, but Sal is under no obligation to provide that for her.

      It’s like Malaya with Sal. Amber here and Sal there opened with negativity after having previously antagonized the other and tried to act aggrieved when called out on their shit. But Malaya did not owe Sal a therapeutic and comforting narrative of friendship so as to protect her queer-platonic relationship with Marcie. And Sal here does not owe Amber the therapy she needs at her own mental expense of being needled by an antagonistic person who has no intention of thanking her for her aid and every intention of picking a fight.

      It’s the worse outcome for Amber, but it is a bed she has made herself by not being ready to have an open dialogue with Sal and start to work through those triggers.

      And that’s a thing. Sometimes you have to let things get worse until you can let go of the pride preventing you from being able to do the healthiest thing.

      • newllend(henryvolt)
        newllend(henryvolt)
        November 9, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

        As far as Sal knows that’s the case, but the thing is your forgetting that Sal is the soul root of her trauma. Also talking about it is kind what she was about to do that till Sal just took off again, ya it would have been some sort of verbal assault but it’s still her unloading her issues in attempts to get closer.

        And really can you really play the “Your issues are not my problem,” card when your actually the one caused them? Also just because she’s moved on from the past doesn’t mean it’s fair not to give the other person a chance to confrontalk their past when you at least owe her that much. She doesn’t haft to fight her but at least let have a confrontation of some kind so she can move on from her past.

        Ya maybe on some ground she isn’t obligated but at least give her something if she wants to be the bigger pearson.

        • Idon'tcarenomore
          Idon'tcarenomore
          November 9, 2015 at 1:08 am | #

          Sal doesn’t really owe her a darn thing. She has no idea who Amber is.

          Both Sal and Amber were screwed up kids, whose paths crossed, that’s all.
          Sal scared the crap out of her. And Amber stabbed her.

          Who owes who an apology?

          Sal is working thru her life issues trying to keep the anger at bay.
          Amber is, and has, made no attempt to control her rage or talk to someone like Leslie her teacher about it.

          Amber has no desire to ‘get closer’ to Sal, just the opposite.

          • Amazi-Stool
            Amazi-Stool
            November 9, 2015 at 2:51 pm | #

            Leslie is not Amber’s teacher (at least there is not a single comic with both of them tagged).

        • Gordon
          Gordon
          November 9, 2015 at 1:13 am | #

          Let’s be real, though. Sal is not the *sole* root of Amber’s trauma. Blaine is. Sal just helped create a crystal clear starting point for the degeneration of Amber into Amazi-Girl.

          If Sal were the root of Amber’s problems, Ethan would be her side-kick right now.

        • Tacos
          Tacos
          November 9, 2015 at 1:21 am | #

          That’s exactly it though, Sal DOESN’T KNOW anything about Amber. From her perspective, all Sal sees is a crazy masked vigilante who is angry and being rude for no discernible reason towards her even after Sal saves her life and tells her she did. In this situation a lot of people wouldn’t want to deal with it and would walk away instead of hearing out the other person.

          • DarkoNeko
            DarkoNeko
            November 9, 2015 at 2:37 am | #

            Amber took it pretty badly to hear that “life saving” thing from Sal, but she will probably have to hear the same from Joyce and/or Becky. At this point, she won’t have any excuse to reject it like that.

          • Liliet
            Liliet
            November 9, 2015 at 4:00 am | #

            the problem here with ‘no discernible reason’ is that there actually is a possible one, and given that Sal already brought it up and in general seems to be constantly low key aware of it… she has no reason to assume Amazi-girl isn’t just racist.

            • newllend(henryvolt)
              newllend(henryvolt)
              November 9, 2015 at 5:43 am | #

              ….I actually can’t wait to seen this conversation.

          • Mindlink
            Mindlink
            November 9, 2015 at 6:43 am | #

            If you don’t know, then you have even less of an excuse to walk away before you learn. She was given an opportunity to know, and she refused it. Which fits with her behaviour though.

            • Rutee
              Rutee
              November 9, 2015 at 11:05 am | #

              Heh. Black girl’s got all the responsibility to learn everything, but the white girl doesn’t. ofc.

              Sal doesn’t owe her that concern.

              • Mindlink
                Mindlink
                November 9, 2015 at 11:40 am | #

                But she was the one walked away, had she stayed they BOTH could’ve learned. So she was the one who made that choice.

                • Rutee
                  Rutee
                  November 9, 2015 at 12:07 pm | #

                  Yeah, it COULD’VE happened, in the sense that each proton in the constituent atoms that make up the earth could spontaneously and simultaneously cease to exist. Much more likely, Caped White Girl Power Trip would have continued to be an unbearable ass to her. You’re basically saying Sal was supposed to play an emotional lottery (You can’t win if you don’t play!) where the prize was of literally no value to her, because she doesn’t care about Amber, and she has no real incentive to do so, either solely based on the information she has, OR based on an omniscient perspective.

                • Mindlink
                  Mindlink
                  November 9, 2015 at 2:38 pm | #

                  “where the prize was of literally no value to her, because she doesn’t care about Amber,”

                  That’s my problem with her. Everyone should care enough about everybody else to at least hear them out in my opinion.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  November 9, 2015 at 2:50 pm | #

                  Amber isn’t just someone else, though. She’s someone who attacked Sal and her friends for drinking in a parking lot, then proceeded to do a whole bunch of crazy, dangerous shit that could have gotten everyone killed. She has all the proof she needs that Amazi-Girl is just some nutjob she doesn’t need to listen to.

                  Though to be fair, Sal also got into some physics-breaking herself with Joyce clinging to her back, so maybe she’s not one to talk.

                • Rutee
                  Rutee
                  November 9, 2015 at 5:02 pm | #

                  ahahahaha no, nope nope nope, all of my nope, buddy.

                  Plenty of people will be complete jackasses, and if they start demonstrating this you fucking bail because your sanity is important to you. What you choose to bail on will ultimately say something about you, and that can be okay. I mean, consider what you’re saying: The emotional lottery is now, what, a GOOD idea because you might care about the prize? I likened it to a lotto for a reason – everyone cares about 10 million dollars, you’re still going to lose money on it.

                • Mindlink
                  Mindlink
                  November 10, 2015 at 8:17 am | #

                  “Plenty of people will be complete jackasses, and if they start demonstrating this you fucking bail because your sanity is important to you. ”
                  If your sanity is based on how other people act, you have deeper problems than what the other person can give you.
                  There is NEVER an excuse to not hear anyone out, even if they are completely rotten to the core and just want to abuse you, you still hear them out so that you can KNOW that they are like that. Otherwise you will just end up assuming.

                • Rutee
                  Rutee
                  November 10, 2015 at 4:25 pm | #

                  You’re what, a robot, and not a particularly advanced one, to misinterpret that variant of sanity? Because people who have emotions should be able to trace that one out.

                  Also, lol aat the idea that people are 100% honest about everything, and lol at the idea that you owe the entire world your time. Nah. You should be prepared to be wrong, but as long as you’re willing to own tht possibility, fuck ’em. Also, if your super strict moral code requires people to subject themselves to abuse, reconsider your fucking priorities.

                • Mindlink
                  Mindlink
                  November 10, 2015 at 8:36 pm | #

                  Owing people everything, all the time, is part of what makes us human. I am not aware of any other meaning of the word sanity ?
                  And it’s only abuse if you don’t want it.

                • Rutee
                  Rutee
                  November 11, 2015 at 3:50 am | #

                  Oh, okay, so I should WANT to be told I’m a spic, a slut, a freak. I should /welcome/ the wonderful dissent that comes when people talk about how I’m ruining families, upending God’s Law, and thta I’m literally as bad as Mao for my political beliefs. I’m /failing my obligations as a human being/ by not /wanting/ to be treated that way, and avoiding contact with people who are building to that same level of abuse as past experience has taught me.

                  Fuck off, preferably forever.

                • Mindlink
                  Mindlink
                  November 11, 2015 at 9:36 am | #

                  Actually yes, because if you don’t hear it, how can you do anything about it ?

                • Mindlink
                  Mindlink
                  November 11, 2015 at 9:37 am | #

                  And you won’t even KNOW if they are those kind of bastards or not, if you don’t hear them out.

                • Rutee
                  Rutee
                  November 11, 2015 at 10:53 am | #

                  Pretty fucking easily. And oh no, I won’t have absolute certainty people are total bastards when they enter ‘quack like a duck’ territory, OH NOES! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD, SOUND THE FUCKING ALARMS.

                  Seriously, just fuck off.

          • hof1991
            hof1991
            November 9, 2015 at 9:48 am | #

            An angry, concussed person is yelling at you – yeah, that’s a game you win by not playing.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 9, 2015 at 9:25 am | #

          It’s more that no one owes anyone else being an emotional punching bag for their recovery. Even if it would “help” them. Same way that no one owes another person free education on an identity or aid when they are flailing. No one is obligated to take emotional harm just to help someone else.

          And it’s hard to blame someone like Sal or Malaya, when Sal picked her fight against her, decides that they don’t need that shit right now when the other person is being antagonistic and hurtful.

          And to be fair, I’m speaking from a perspective where I was expected to bottle up my humanity and be responsible for the emotional development of hostile adults because how I am had “done injury upon the family”.

    • Lapin
      Lapin
      November 9, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

      I don’t find it admirable, but I don’t see where the “cruel” comes in. In Sal’s mind, Amazi-Girl just nearly got a whole lot of people hurt/killed, and it was only by the grace of luck that everyone is alive. And she did it to prove something of herself, not wholly of altruistic purposes. From her perspective, why should she “talk about it” with Amazi-Girl? She knows this girl is angry and self-destructive, but she’s seeing it from the end of the tunnel, where now what she sees is how many people could have gotten hurt because of what Amber needs to prove to herself.

      And Amazi-Girl/Amber insulted her and condescended to her after Sal /saved her life/ during these actions. Walking away from this is pretty understandable.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 9, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

      Probably because Sal doesn’t give a shit about Amber and doesn’t even want to entertain the thought of having a conversation with a standoffish psycho jerk who is too prideful to even say “Thanks for saving my life”. I for one, have very little sympathy for her.

      • merbrat
        merbrat
        November 9, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

        Amber/AG really has *no* idea that Sal saved her life. It would gall her, if it were true. (she probably thinks Sal dragged her off the side of the road) I don’t think she has thought thru the sequence of events, since she started getting the noggin-dots while on top of the car. Joyce will have the only eyewitness account.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 9, 2015 at 12:49 am | #

          Except it’s worse than that, because Sal straight up tells her she saved her and Amazi-girl’s last conscious memory was probably about to fall off a rope into a truck.

          Amber is actively rejecting information that would lead her to changing her opinion about Sal and using her anger to hold fast to her dogma and beliefs about the world. And that’s a dangerous path to walk.

          • merbrat
            merbrat
            November 9, 2015 at 1:02 am | #

            True dat. AG is probably thinking she meant just getting her out of view of the incoming cops (since Sal mentioned doing her a solid).

            • DarkoNeko
              DarkoNeko
              November 9, 2015 at 2:39 am | #

              AG isn’t thinking too clearly right now. Post adrenaline rush + 2 hits in the head, including the one less than a minute ago.

          • Jacknoir
            Jacknoir
            November 9, 2015 at 5:55 am | #

            you ether die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

            Sal destroyed Amazi-girl thoroughly both in saving her and thus preventing the dying a hero part but she also told the truth that Amber is already well on the way toward acts of villainy out of shear blind hatred and a desire for revenge.

            Sal is the hero of this story, the protagonist hair should have given that away from the beginning.

          • Mindlink
            Mindlink
            November 9, 2015 at 7:40 am | #

            “Except it’s worse than that, because Sal straight up tells her she saved her”

            Except that she didn’t, at all. The only thing she tells her is that she move her off the road, which could simply mean that Sal just happened upon her unconscious body lying next to the road and dragged her into the woods.
            She might not even remember falling off the car, maybe even wondering if Sal was responsible for her black out.

            • Gangler
              Gangler
              November 9, 2015 at 8:41 am | #

              Panel 2 of this comic. “Hell, Ah hadta save yer ass”

              After which Amazigirl gets all indignant. “You? You? Save Me? How — How Dare You? HOW DARE YOU?”

              • Cerberus
                Cerberus
                November 9, 2015 at 9:33 am | #

                This. She says it directly. That she had to save her ass. And Amber responds to it, because she gets indignant about it. And after Sal noted doing her a solid (and it was doing her a solid), that was when Amber pulled out her
                oh, you’re a criminal, neener neener neener” line. Sal noting she’s done things to reach out has been responded to consistently with hostility and Amber going on the offensive.

                Amber wants to hate Sal and she’s convinced herself she needs to hate Sal in order to hold on to her Amazi-girl alter. She’s still in a lot of ways blaming Sal for a large part of the damage her dad gave to her, which makes sense.

                Knowing what I do about abusive parents, it’s really hard to sustain recognizing an abusive parent as the toxic presence they are, so she might view hating and blaming Sal as a bulwark of her emotional separation from her dad. Like, if she recognizes that Sal isn’t a monster, then she might stop viewing her dad as a monster and that would be legitimately, literally dangerous for her as her dad is an emotionally manipulative, physically abusive shitlord.

                The problem comes in where Sal is not her dad. Sal was just some kid with a knife who has grown up to be a loner who wants to keep mostly to herself much like Amber.

              • Mindlink
                Mindlink
                November 9, 2015 at 11:44 am | #

                Still, all she knows that Sal did for her was pull her away, so she would think that referred to “Not getting in trouble with the cops”, which could be even more infuriating to Amazi-Girl, since she might feel that Sal is grouping her in with the very same crowd she believes to be above.
                “I’m Amazi-Girl! I don’t need to rescued from the LAW, I AM the law!”
                At least in a concussed and confused state of mind.

      • Gangler
        Gangler
        November 9, 2015 at 1:12 am | #

        Sal’s not Amazigirl’s therapist. It’s not her job to stick around and listen to Amazigirl’s tragic backstory. Amazigirl’s been actively hostile to Sal, giving Sal little reason to want to do any of that.

        If Amazigirl wants to talk it out she can go to a friend or pay a professional, but she doesn’t get to just enlist random passersby into her therapy sessions. It’s not “cruel” that Sal didn’t offer up free labor to a stranger after already having dragged her unconscious body off the road and stuck around long enough to make sure she woke up.

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          November 9, 2015 at 1:24 am | #

          And what’s more, she’s not fit to be Amber’s therapist. It takes knowledge and skill. If Sal decided to take on Amber’s treatment that would be dangerous and irresponsible.

          The most so because (though this is not apparent to Sal) Amber seems to have or be developing dissociative identity disorder, a very serious mental illness that requires specialist treatment.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 9, 2015 at 9:33 am | #

          This. Sal is not employed as a therapist. She’s under no responsibility to caretake Amber’s emotional development.

  31. Skizz
    Skizz
    November 9, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    Amber does not look well at all

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 9, 2015 at 2:09 am | #

      I think she’s about to vomit, and perhaps to pass out again.

  32. Lapin
    Lapin
    November 9, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    And this is pretty much exactly how I expected Sal, as someone who has (mostly) come around to healthy adulthood to act vs Amber who…

    Amber needs help. Professional help. A lot of it. Not saying Sal doesn’t as well, because she probably could benefit, but Amber is just such a clusterfuck at this point in her life. She could have been fucking killed. And she didn’t seem to even think about that. Her self-destructive behavior is so scary to watch.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      November 9, 2015 at 2:40 am | #

      Sal saw a lot of shrinks. She hated it, but maybe it did help her. Who know, we don’t really have data on that part.

    • Mindlink
      Mindlink
      November 9, 2015 at 7:42 am | #

      “She could have been fucking killed. And she didn’t seem to even think about that.”

      I think she does. And it’s part of the job. Do you think every cop, fireman, ambulance driver, etc., stop to think “Oh, no, my job could get me killed, I should stop then” ?

      • Felgraf
        Felgraf
        November 9, 2015 at 8:12 am | #

        No, because they are generally *adults with professional equipment and training*, not idiot teenagers needing to prove something to act against the abuse their father heaped on them.
        (Which, yes, IS a large part of Amber’s motivation. Remember the echo when chasing Toedad: “Just some.. stupid punk.. with a gun…”))

        I mean, If I saw a non-paramedic go “OH NO THAT PERSON NEEDS A TRACHEOTOMY” and try to *perform* one, fuck yes I would try to stop them, they probably have no freaking clue what they’re doing.

        • Mindlink
          Mindlink
          November 9, 2015 at 11:55 am | #

          Maybe in general, but just because someone is “official” doesn’t necessarily make them more capable.

          • Gangler
            Gangler
            November 9, 2015 at 12:12 pm | #

            In this case it definitely does. Amazigirl has no training to deal with hostage situations or vehicular pursuits or really any of this.

            I would bet good money that literally no Indiana police officer would have rode a skateboard while hanging on to the car with a grappling hook.

            Police officers have protocols in car chases so that it doesn’t turn into a collision like that. Certainly they don’t fight the driver on top of the roof while throwing caltrops to send the already driverless vehicle out of control. I’m not saying “A good cop wouldn’t do it that way”. I would defy you to find a single local police officer that has ever pulled a stunt like that.

            • Mindlink
              Mindlink
              November 9, 2015 at 2:42 pm | #

              No, but they would’ve responded in other ways, which could’ve ended up just as fatal as this didn’t!
              They would probably also have used caltrops, or spikes, put up a roadblock, and, importantly, brought guns to a man-with-a-gun, resulting in a gun fight which is inherently more dangerous than rooftop stunts.
              I’m not saying it would DEFINITIVELY been worse, but it could’ve been. And I don’t see that the chances were any better had they gone the official route.

              • Tacos
                Tacos
                November 9, 2015 at 6:13 pm | #

                First off, police have maneuvers that they’re taught to try and bring a car to a stop safely like the pit maneuver. Second, we’ve identified Ross’s gun as a single shot rifle. He’d have exactly one chance to fire it off before getting gunned down in a firefight. Sure he might decide to try and use that one shot on Becky but it would be hard to fire a long gun inside a car and Becky would fight back if she saw the police and think that she might have a chance to make it out of the situation alive.

                It’s only through sheer luck that this didn’t turn out fatal. Amber could’ve gotten more hurt when she got thrown off the car and hit the other car’s windshield. She could instead have hit the ground in front of the other car and got run over. Then she endangers the life of that other motorist by getting her involved in the chase. A chase that requires the motorist to speed up with both a cracked windshield and AG hanging from the hood of the car both obscuring the motorist’s vision. Then even when AG jumped onto the roof of Ross’ car, how much can she really do? She had caltrops to blow out the tires but then how was she going to deal with an irrational gun-wielding man? This ain’t a comic book where the superhero harmlessly busts through the door window and pulls the driver out of the car one-handed. Instead what happens is that AG gets thrown off the car and WOULD have been hit by the oncoming semi if not for Sal showing up to save her ass.

      • Lapin
        Lapin
        November 10, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

        It’s not her job. It’s her outlet. She has zero formal training and the shit she just pulled was way over the “suicidal” point on the reckless scale. She could not only have gotten herself killed, but also the driver of the car, the semi-truck driver, Becky and her father, and Sal and Joyce.

        You are comparing apples to oranges. Sal was right. This was such a fucking stupid move on Amber’s part.

  33. Lia47
    Lia47
    November 9, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    :0

    Is Amber on the durgs?

    • Lapin
      Lapin
      November 9, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      Amber has been dealing with childhood abuse, PTSD, and an anxiety disorder for years by channeling it either into isolation, or self-harm/self-destruction (Amazi-Girl). She has never seemed to learn actual coping techniques for her anger and her other issues. She doesn’t just want Sal to be a by-the-book villain, she absolutely /needs/ her to be, and when Sal won’t play ball, and instead points out what Amber is doing wrong and why she (Sal) does not have time for this shit, Amber is cracking apart, because this is not fitting her internal narrative and her view of right/wrong.

      I’ll probably be proven wrong, but it looks like she’s about to have an anxiety attack as the adrenaline wears down and she breaks apart.

      • Reaver
        Reaver
        November 9, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

        Or you know..black out..from a head injury…

        • Lapin
          Lapin
          November 9, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

          Eh. More like a concussion, if we’re going to assume she doesn’t go to a hospital. A black out of an extended period of time after this sort of injury would imply brain damage in need of professional help.

      • Idon'tcarenomore
        Idon'tcarenomore
        November 9, 2015 at 1:17 am | #

        Agree with what you say. But, Amber has been pushed to the breaking point so many times I stopped guessing that ‘this’ is it.

  34. Pogo
    Pogo
    November 9, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    Oh she’s gonna pass out. I hope Amber doesn’t forget this! She deserves to hear it.

    • OrtyBortorty
      OrtyBortorty
      November 9, 2015 at 1:07 am | #

      Yeah I hope so too.

  35. Tilty
    Tilty
    November 9, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    Mmm… Sal has a good point, but at the same time I disagree with her because there is still a matter of scale. She wanted to prove herself because of racist microaggressions which she experienced in response to having more black features when compared to her “Whiter” and brother – who simply hasn’t had to work as hard for anything. I am not trying to dismiss the complex this would bring, but Amber is a product of direct physical and psychological abuse. Amazigirl is the manifestation of years of being told she is weak and worthless. She had to watch her mother get beaten by her father, and then watched her best friend be threatened with a knife only to be admonished by the very person who was beating her mom. That leaves deep psychological scars.

    Sal has become kind of a target for Amber’s aggression, in no small part because of her own actions, but what formed Amazigirl is more complex than that. It can’t just be boiled down to, ‘She wants to prove herself.’

    • Lord Stoneheart
      Lord Stoneheart
      November 9, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

      Yeah but Sal knows none of that. Nobody except for Amber knows any of that.

      • tim gueguen
        tim gueguen
        November 9, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

        And Ethan to some extent. How much he really knows is unclear. There’s also the question of what, if anything, Mike knows, but Mike would probably be most helpful by not trying to help at all.

      • Gangler
        Gangler
        November 9, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

        Even more, she specifically said she doesn’t care about the sob story. It was just poignant sounding one liner as she motorcycled off into the sunset. Sal’s not gonna spend her evening dissecting how accurate her words were to Amazigirl’s situation and neither should you.

        Even moreso because of the context. Keep in mind, Amazigirl has no idea what was driving Sal years ago, and Sal knows this. She’s giving a cryptic allusion to the criminal past she just mentioned without actually communicating anything of substance to Amazigirl.

      • Tilty
        Tilty
        November 9, 2015 at 9:12 am | #

        Yeah, I know. I was more commenting in relation to people who were like, ‘Oh Sal told her off! She is so right!’

        Well, no. She isn’t. Because she was a direct contributor to Amber’s trauma. And her experiences were different. She already suffered from anxiety, and adding onto that abuse and feeling like she had failed her best friend compounded that issue. It’s worlds away from what Sal had experienced.

        And I think that Sal would care, if she knew what Amber had experienced because of her. If nothing else, Sal understands grudges, and it’s make Amazigirl’s treatment of her less arbitrary.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 9, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

      No offense, but having a shitty life doesn’t outright make being wreckless and self-destructive A-ok. They were somewhat driven by similar things, even if it is on a larger scale. It’s like…say I was in a car accident that paralyzed my siblings. I’d grow up thinking cars need to be built safer. Now say there’s another guy who’s parents were both run down by cars. Now both of us have experienced similar car trauma, but if one of us starts slashing tires and key scratching cars wherever they go, While it’s “Understandable” it’s not “condoned” If Amber’s doing the same shit Sal did that got her sent to a boarding school, we can’t just act like it’s better because she’s been through more shit than Sal. It’s understandable, not Justified.

      • Tilty
        Tilty
        November 9, 2015 at 8:55 am | #

        *Looks for the part where I said Amazigirl was justified in HOW she deals with trauma*

        Um… Nope. Can’t find it. Maybe you should try to take a class on reading comprehension?

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          November 9, 2015 at 12:04 pm | #

          Yeah I realized I was kinda losing the point as I was typing it as well. 😛

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      November 9, 2015 at 4:05 am | #

      Okay, no, you are straight up wrong here. Reaction to trauma differs wildly. It wouldn’t make any smidgen of sense to compare the two situations unless you were talking about the same person being in both of them, and even then that smidgen would be very small and shitty. Let’s not play trauma olympics here, mmm’kay?

      • Tilty
        Tilty
        November 9, 2015 at 8:53 am | #

        Okay, no, I am not.

        Try to find reasons to act high and mighty all you want, but treating all trauma as the same is ridiculously stupid. From the standpoint of writing a story, it is ridiculously stupid. From the standpoint of literary analysis, it is ridiculously stupid. From the standpoint of psychology, it is ridiculously stupid. From the standpoint of basic empathy, it is RIDICULOUSLY STUPID.

        For the record, since you want to get into a measuring contest here, I am not comparing REACTIONS to trauma. I am comparing the SCALE of trauma and whether Sal’s commentary is accurate, because it comes off as insightful, but fails to hold up under scrutiny. Somehow you have taken that to mean that I am saying Sal is less justified in her anger and rebellion because her trauma wasn’t as severe or direct, and I said no such thing. I never said Sal doesn’t have her demons. Or that her demons aren’t serious. I just said that the statement that Amazigirl is fueled by the same demons as Sal is wrong.

        And, for the record, invalidating someone’s experiences by saying that people have it worse is a shitty thing to do, but it’s no better to paint all trauma with a wide brush and claim that no one can acknowledge that some forms of abuse and trauma are more direct and serious. Especially when one party is trying to lecture the other!

        Triage exists for a REASON, even in psychology. Because different forms of trauma leave different scars, and it’s vitally important to understand how complex and serious underlying motivations are so that people can be understood and treated. Because two events don’t lead to the same motivation. Don’t leave the same damage. And it’s not invalidating one person to say another has had different experiences, to which they were a part of, and they are reacting to those experiences in a different way.

        Don’t lecture me on this, mmm’kay?

  36. Guairdean Beatha
    Guairdean Beatha
    November 9, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    Iteresting. Sal’s made peace with her demons. Amber still needs to tame hers, and confronting Sal won’t be as cathartic as she thinks it will.

    Storming off on a motorcycle isn’t as cool as you think. Been there, done that.

    • Vex Godglove
      Vex Godglove
      November 9, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      I don’t see is as storming off so much as refusing to be pulled into the drama of someone who is yelling at you after you saved her life.

      • Guairdean Beatha
        Guairdean Beatha
        November 9, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

        I was referring to the hover text.

      • Mindlink
        Mindlink
        November 9, 2015 at 7:45 am | #

        I would say those are one and the same though, part of an avoidant personality.

    • Someone
      Someone
      November 9, 2015 at 1:44 am | #

      Sal never made peace, she still wears gloves to hide the scar.i

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 9, 2015 at 2:16 am | #

      Stabbing Sal with a knife wasn’t cathartic. Beating piss and pickhandles out of Blaine wasn’t cathartic. Knuckling Sal and kicking her ribs in isn’t going to be cathartic either. Catharsis is pre-scientific bullshit not supported by evidence.

      • Guairdean Beatha
        Guairdean Beatha
        November 9, 2015 at 4:27 pm | #

        I know some psychologists and psychiatrists (professional acquaintances) that would disagree with you.

    • Just Me
      Just Me
      November 9, 2015 at 9:58 am | #

      I don’t think Sal really has made peace with her demons. Her behavior, her refusal to make friends other than, sorry I can’t remember her name for some reason, shows antisocial tendencies.

      Sal is still as self destructive as anyone, though in a more low keyed way. She only thinks herself better. Makes her arrogant.

      • Guairdean Beatha
        Guairdean Beatha
        November 9, 2015 at 5:00 pm | #

        Peace can also be an uneasy truce. She became a loner to avoid emotional entanglements, her parents failed to meet her emotional needs and that ended badly. Time at a reform school reinforced the lesson that trusting others is a bad idea. Arrogance and self-confidence are closely tied. She’s learned to rely on herself. As for self destructive, her only self destructive trait seems to be her smoking habit. No drugs, no drinking (or very little, I could have missed seeing her with an occasional beer). She’s adamant about her grades, and seems to want a real future. It’s also interesting that her one confidant is a girl who’s cut off from much of society by the inability to speak. Her story, and their relationship, is intriguing.

  37. Lena
    Lena
    November 9, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    Oof, Sal has no more time for dramatic reveals today.

  38. Derek
    Derek
    November 9, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    What exactly is Sal threatening to do? Murder Amber? That seems really unlikely for her character.
    Beat her savagely? That seems more likely, but still not really conductive to Amber laying off her vigilante persona and Sal is smart enough to realize that.

    So is the threat “if you keep doing this, I will do something bad”? I dunno “end you” seems so vague (but maybe that’s the idea)

    • Tilty
      Tilty
      November 9, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      Reveal her, most likely.

    • Mr. Random
      Mr. Random
      November 9, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      I’m guessing in this context it’s suppossed to mean something more along the lines of “drag you to the campus police.”

    • Mada
      Mada
      November 9, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

      She’s had Amazi-Girl helpless twice now, and still hasn’t yanked off the mask or done any sort of identity revelation.

      So she could well be talking about a metaphorical end; kick Amber’s ass, yank the mask off while she’s down and expose her.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 9, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

      Nothing really. She’s just quoting a cool and ominous line from a TV show.

  39. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    November 9, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Handsome Jack: This is such crap. Amazi-Girl is the HERO and Sal is the VILLAIN. That’s all that matters.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      November 9, 2015 at 2:44 am | #

      Hah !
      “Bandits ! They’re all baaaaandits !”

  40. Just Me
    Just Me
    November 9, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    There is also the issue that Amber might have internal injuries and a concussion.

  41. brumagem
    brumagem
    November 9, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

    SAL YOU DO NOT LEAVE SOMEONE WITH A CONCUSSION AND POSSIBLE SPINE/NECK INJURIES.

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      November 9, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

      she does if she wants to give Amazi-Girl the dignity of dying where she wants vs. surrounded by police

      I guess?

    • Bammy
      Bammy
      November 9, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

      But we were obviously told help is on the way. Amazi-girl is going to have HER first run-in with the judgmental side of the law.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 9, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

      Possible skull fractures and a possible intracranial haemorrhage, too.

      Call me a fusspot if you will: I think Amber needs an ambulance ride to the ER.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 9, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

      I might if she’s aggressive, Violent, and apparently mentally unhinged. And somewhat rude on top of all that.

    • merbrat
      merbrat
      November 9, 2015 at 12:51 am | #

      I’m guessing Sal will tell Joyce about AG being behind the trees, and that she can see to her when the cops are gone, or something. I’m still wondering if Maggie-red-car will look for her, out of curiosity, and end up helping her.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        November 9, 2015 at 2:45 am | #

        Oooh a one-time sidekick story. That could be fun. Red’s also a person independant from any other plot line, which could make her easier to talk to.

  42. Synnerman
    Synnerman
    November 9, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

    Sal just Batman’d Amazi-Girl.

    Alright Amber, don’t die on the spot next to a tree.

  43. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    November 9, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

    Not sure if this is a Bullseye or just Close Enough to Count, but hopefully it’ll prompt Amber to try a healthier way to deal with things, and seek whatever help she needs to get on that path, either way.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      November 9, 2015 at 2:46 am | #

      She doesn’t know any other path, and can’t fathom not doing anything all by herself.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        November 9, 2015 at 3:04 am | #

        Sadly, you’re probably right.

  44. cynicwithcinnamon
    cynicwithcinnamon
    November 9, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

    *mic drop*

    • fallingwaters2
      fallingwaters2
      November 9, 2015 at 6:37 pm | #

      *mike drop*

  45. takashid
    takashid
    November 9, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

    fucking TOLD, oh man. Sal, i love ya. Amazing how amber in panel three is literally like “how DARE you save me from ending up a bloody smear on the front of a truck! How dare you!!”

  46. Ashley
    Ashley
    November 9, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

    I was just remembering the comic where Amber tells Ethan that Sal is at the same uni and Ethan basically tells her to let it go, that they have changed. That along with this strip sort of makes me feel angry at Amber for holding Sal responsible. My guess is that if the Sal thing hadn’t happened, there would’ve been another event that would trigger Amber’s response.

    It’ll be really interesting what happens from now with these two characters.

    • Marie
      Marie
      November 9, 2015 at 1:48 am | #

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/same-person/

      Spent a while looking for it so I thought I’d share the link

      • Ashley
        Ashley
        November 9, 2015 at 1:54 pm | #

        Wow, thanks!

  47. Irune
    Irune
    November 9, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

    I’m thinking Sal’s backstory is more than just her being a bored middle class girl who had to deal with racism and not measuring up to her parent’s expectations.
    I’m excited to find out more.

    • Idon'tcarenomore
      Idon'tcarenomore
      November 9, 2015 at 1:14 am | #

      Sal robbed a grocery store with a knife when she was 13. Ethan had taken Amber to that same store and was encouraging her to be self sufficient going out.
      Then the robbery took place. When Ambers father came to get her, he ridiculed her for acting so afraid of a ‘a punk kid with a knife’.
      Amber went ballistic and raced to the car where Sal was in handcuffs. She grabbed the knife (somehow) and drove it thru Sal’s hand. Which is why Sal always wears gloves now.

      Sal was shipped off to a ‘private school/reformatory’ until she graduated.

      It is more than not living up to her parents expectations. Her mother literally can’t see her if Walky is in the room. Her father is ‘gently disapproving’.

      She is far more than a bored middle class girl.

      • Irune
        Irune
        November 9, 2015 at 2:11 am | #

        I meant WHY.
        I read the comic- I’m aware of her past. But people don’t just do things to do them. Sal has had this bored facade with the occasional blow throughout this whole comic. Yes we’ve seen her rob a store. yes we’re given the notion that she can handle herself and then some.
        Yes what you listed how she feels now and the aftermath of what’s she’s done- but pretty much nothing on before the act.
        So why is the question.
        We know Amber’s drive and reasons.
        What about sal?
        How did she get to the point of robbing a store and getting shipped off to boarding school.
        She couldn’t have needed the money.
        I doubt she did it because she was a bored middle class girl- though with as little as we’re given it’s easy to jump to that conclusion [not that I’ve ever really believed it but it’s an easy conclusion to jump to].
        So why?
        That’s what I’m excited to find out

        • Pizkie
          Pizkie
          November 9, 2015 at 3:29 am | #

          We do know more than “bored middleclass girl”. Idon’tcarenomore already said it very well: “Her mother literally can’t see her if Walky is in the room. Her father is ‘gently disapproving’.”

          That shit is deeply damaging. Being constantly told that you’re not good enough, you’re not worthy enough, is not healthy. Even Walky agrees that their parents are overbearing. We hear that their mother has already decided on Walky’s future (not telecommunications, but premed). Someone who decides for her kids in that way, what will she do with the kid she has decided never measured up? Today, she ignores Sal. But I do wonder how she acted when she still saw a chance to mold Sal into something worthwhile. In front of strangers, she was judgmental and insistent on good manners. What did she say to Sal in private?

          I have very little sympathy for Mrs Walkerton. Hers is an insidious, almost invisible kind of abuse, and its victims do indeed often get written off as “bored middleclass kids” because hey, it’s not like your parents beat you or anything. No, they just made their love contingent on achievements and behaviors that you were just not able to deliver. But who needs parental love, anyway?

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            November 9, 2015 at 4:08 am | #

            It’s sometimes even worse. They make their love contingent on achievements that they ignore when you do deliver them.

            • tyersome
              tyersome
              November 9, 2015 at 1:22 pm | #

              … and then they wonder why you aren’t doing more with your life …

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        November 9, 2015 at 3:26 pm | #

        The original canon says she robbed not only one, but two convenience stores.

        • Lord Stoneheart
          Lord Stoneheart
          November 9, 2015 at 9:57 pm | #

          Original canon? Has it been changed?

          (I assume there was an earlier robbery where she was successfull in escaping at the very least, and probably didn’t end up as a standoff with her holding a hostage with a knife)

  48. Marvelman
    Marvelman
    November 9, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

    Amber really needs to invest in some Krav-Maga classes.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      November 9, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

      Her dad enrolled her in self defense classes after the incident with Sal instead of getting her some therapy. Learning some other form of martial art isn’t gonna help anything. What she needs is therapy.

      • Marvelman
        Marvelman
        November 9, 2015 at 3:04 am | #

        I wouldn’t call Krav Maga a martial art, but your point is well taken.

  49. stargrabber5
    stargrabber5
    November 9, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

    To fight beastly things, Amber became the beast herself.

  50. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    November 9, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

    Man this is just fueling the fire, now I really need to see this go down even though I know its not a good thing if it does but I want it.

    But unnecessary violence bad but…..

  51. Cephalo the Pod
    Cephalo the Pod
    November 9, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

    So this comment is coming a bit late, but

    During “Up All Night to Get Vengeance”, why didn’t Amber just say to Sal, “Hey, you threatened my friend and I years ago with a knife! Not cool!”?

    She presumed that her identity would be revealed in the newspaper the next day, so it’s not like she needed to keep anything secret.

    I mean, there’s making dumb college mistakes, and then there’s not pressing the proverbial Easy Button when it’s staring you in the face for five minutes.

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      November 9, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

      The Eternal Dilemma of “If YOU don’t know why you have to apologize to me, I’M not going to tell you!”

      It’s hardly a college kid error. Grown-ass fucking adults still do it.

      • Cephalo the Pod
        Cephalo the Pod
        November 9, 2015 at 12:41 am | #

        I just feel like making a reveal like that is something one would be itching to do in that situation, just to see the reaction on the “villain”‘s face.

        • Charles Phipps
          Charles Phipps
          November 9, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

          Amber IS trying to reveal the truth in panel 3. Sal cuts her off and says she doesn’t care.

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            November 9, 2015 at 1:18 am | #

            What ‘reveal’? Sal already knows that she robbed convenience stores with a knife when she was thirteen, and that some terrified kid cowered during he last robbery and then knifed her after she was arrested. The Big Reveal is going to be a very dull surprise.

            “Oh. That was you, was it?” What else ya gonna say?

            • random832
              random832
              November 9, 2015 at 1:40 am | #

              But she doesn’t know that she’s personally responsible for the tragic backstory she’s saying she doesn’t care to hear.

              • Agemegos
                Agemegos
                November 9, 2015 at 2:32 am | #

                She isn’t. Blaine is.

                And she doesn’t know Amber O’Malley. She knows that the girl who stabbed her is out there somewhere. Does it matter to her who it is?

                “That kid who got frightened in your last robbery and who stabbed you after you were arrest! That was ME!” “Oh really? I knew it had to be someone. You, huh? Fancy that!”

                Amber blaming Sal for anything significant is bullshit. Sal frightened Amber without even realising she was present. Amber took her revenge by knifing Sal while she was defenceless. Then she tried to get more revenge by beating Sal up in a parking lot. And now she is violently angry that Sal saved her life at risk of death, injury, and legal consequences. And she wants more revenge. That is way, way out of proportion to anything that Sal did. Sal didn’t gun Amber’s parents down in front of her eyes. She just frightened her. Inadvertently. Amber stabbing Sal was already a grossly excessive and unnecessary reaction.

                We’re all sympathetic to Amber because we sympathise about the shitty life her shithead father gave her, and we identify with smart kids in dull classes, and we think she looks hot in the yellow dungarees. But when she blames anything significant on Sal she’s way off the beam.

                • Agemegos
                  Agemegos
                  November 9, 2015 at 2:33 am | #

                  Missing close italics tag in there somewhere. Sorry.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      November 9, 2015 at 7:09 am | #

      And what reaction do you think that would have? Do you think Sal’s going to break down in tears and apologise to the girl she didn’t even look at during the robbery who then stabbed her after she’d been arrested and restrained?

    • brumagem
      brumagem
      November 9, 2015 at 5:37 pm | #

      Yeah cuz Amazi-girl would totally admit “Hey remember that blubbering crazy mess at the convenience store? That was me”

  52. Dean
    Dean
    November 9, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

    Amazi-Girl looks kind of like a muppet in panel 3. Unless it’s just me.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 9, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

      How Dare you!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

    • fallingwaters2
      fallingwaters2
      November 9, 2015 at 9:00 am | #

      CAN’T UNSEE

  53. Charles RB
    Charles RB
    November 9, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

    Mic dropped so hard it caused an extinction level event

    • Noclevername
      Noclevername
      November 9, 2015 at 12:35 am | #

      Sal nuked the mic from orbit. Just to be sure.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      November 9, 2015 at 2:49 am | #

      So that’s why we don’t see Dina … 🙁

  54. Rob
    Rob
    November 9, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

    HOW 🙂 IS 🙂 DINA 🙂 ???

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      November 9, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

      Dina who?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      November 9, 2015 at 7:06 am | #

      She’s fine why wouldn’t she be? All Ross did was toss her off him and leave.

  55. Wublub
    Wublub
    November 9, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

    TELL IT LIKE IT IS, SAL!
    I feel for Amber. I really do. But she needs to get some help before she gets herself or somebody else killed. Amazigirl is NOT a healthy coping mechanism, even if she does get to wear a rad costume and run around on roofs.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 9, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

      I wonder if the “shoulds” make it easier for Amber to commit amazing stunts, but also make it really hard to take the easier course of action. And by that, I mean, her dad slammed her with lots of “shoulds” growing up. How a person should act. How her meekness was bad. How she wasn’t strong enough. How she should have done this to prevent something bad or disappointing him.

      An impossible standard of perfection.

      And now, she’s escaped him, but is still haunted by those expectations of perfection, now mixing with her DID and self-loathing to produce where Amazi-girl is going these days. Someone who can’t fail. Not just, who doesn’t want to fail, but feels it would be a failure to herself to not succeed in her goal and to complete that goal flawlessly.

      And so, she throws herself into danger but does so without a net and if she gets injured or killed, who cares because she’s succeeded. She does better in the stunts, because she’s not afraid of fucking up, and puts her all in. But she opens herself for deeper physical and emotional pain on an already weathered psyche.

  56. Ben
    Ben
    November 9, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

    Sal, you have /no/ idea. Which likely makes that hit all the harder for AG.

  57. Brasca1
    Brasca1
    November 9, 2015 at 12:37 am | #

    Sal might be right, but would her intervention be successful? What was her plan other than riding off to intercept? How effective would that be? And the only thing different about Sal is she’s not robbing convenience stores for attention anymore. She’s still pointlessly rebelling against everything.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 9, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

      And doing her homework.

  58. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    November 9, 2015 at 12:44 am | #

    Amber was going to reveal the dramatic origin of how Sal killed her parents in an alley! However, Sal basically said, “Yeah, I don’t care why you hate me. You really need to get some therapy.” In an university of people who indulge her comic book fantasy, Sal completely ignores it and refuses to play by the genre.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 9, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

      Yep. The campus in general, Dorothy, and Danny are rather encouraging the delusion, aren’t they?

      • Rutee
        Rutee
        November 9, 2015 at 1:44 am | #

        The fact that Dotty goes gaga over a vigilante is one of the few black marks she’s got in my book, actually!

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          November 9, 2015 at 3:36 am | #

          She’ll need a better line on due process to get my vote!

          And, of course, she had plenty of time to develop one. It seems like her time to run just keeps getting later and later.

          • Rutee
            Rutee
            November 9, 2015 at 3:59 am | #

            Well, she can’t run for 17 years. I imagine that by the time she gets to Harvard Law, she’ll be unenamored with vigilantism. Keep in mind, at most she’s in the middle of one survey course, and she’s still a kid, if a smart one. The ways in which Self Help has gone wrong are not going to have been a focus of her courses, nd the rule of law is not something THAT solidly enshrined in the USA to start with (There /are/ reasons we are more in love with superhero comics and stories than most).

            I bet if you asked Dorothy about the state’s powers, she could tell you why this shit was wrong, she just hasn’t really critically thought about a vigilante yet. All of the Dumbs make mistakes, because, well, everyone does. What matters is what comes next.

            • Agemegos
              Agemegos
              November 9, 2015 at 4:20 am | #

              No argument. I believed the most extraordinary things when I was that age.

              I was making a little joke about how the operation of webcomic time has pushed Dottie’s run back. There was a time when I thought she’d be eligible for the 2028 race and plausible by 2044. Now it seems like she can’t possibly run until 2032 and doesn’t have a hope until 2036.

              Meanwhile, I’ll more likely than not be dead by 2025, when Dotty is still a freshman.

              • Rutee
                Rutee
                November 9, 2015 at 5:03 pm | #

                …oh right. comic book time. oh god we’re going to be dead and buried and WIllis will hve passed the comic onto a child.

      • Durandal_1707
        Durandal_1707
        November 9, 2015 at 2:33 am | #

        Don’t forget Dina.

        … hey, everyone whose name starts with a “D” knows about and tacitly supports Amazi-Girl. What’s up with that?

        • Charles Phipps
          Charles Phipps
          November 9, 2015 at 2:46 am | #

          Amazi-Girl is awesome and wonderful to everyone but Sal, who finds her a petty bully. Mostly because Amber is a petty bully to Sal since Sal refuses to be evil.

          • Durandal_1707
            Durandal_1707
            November 9, 2015 at 3:14 am | #

            If this little adventure had ended in a realistic fashion, I don’t think AG would have been awesome or wonderful to anyone.

            Actually, I think she would have been kinda gross, TBH.

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          November 9, 2015 at 4:22 am | #

          Intriguing!

          Mind you, I’m not sure that if I were playing the superhero I would find a reaction like Dina’s to be encouraging, exactly. More like deflating.

        • Lord Stoneheart
          Lord Stoneheart
          November 9, 2015 at 8:24 am | #

          I guess the important question is, “Does Deborah support Amazi Girl?”

        • Cephalo the Pod
          Cephalo the Pod
          November 9, 2015 at 10:01 am | #

          Daisy?

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        November 9, 2015 at 7:05 am | #

        Yup, because they’re both making assumptions on why she does what she does.

  59. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    November 9, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

    I also can’t help but think of the Wrath of Khan. “Now, I leave you as you left me Amazi-Girl….BURIED ALIVE.”

    Or, well, abandoned in the woods.

  60. Lordess of Madness
    Lordess of Madness
    November 9, 2015 at 12:46 am | #

    Sigh… It stinks when your arch-nemesis saves your arse. It stinks even worse when they don’t even know they’re supposed to be your arch nemesis. It REALLY stinks when they’re reasonable to you. It TOTALLY reeks when they compare you to them.

  61. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    November 9, 2015 at 12:48 am | #

    Goddamn, I just really love Sal a lot. The ‘reformed rebel’ (but at their heart still totally a rebel, but now channelling their rebel nature into doing good) is one of my favorite character types. Plus she has that badass motorcycle. Which helps 😉

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      November 9, 2015 at 2:52 am | #

      She feels so mature, well, when it’s not about Marcie or her brother.

  62. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    November 9, 2015 at 12:49 am | #

    “Can’t… fail… anyone… EVER!”

    That sums up Amber more than anything else. Save the girl in trouble? Stop somethign evil from happening? No, it’s “I can’t fail them! I can’t be the one to fail! Me!” me! HOW DARE THIS EVIL PERSON HELP OUT I HATE YOU!”

  63. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    November 9, 2015 at 12:51 am | #

    Amber will not be satisfied until Sal reveals her true nature and murders someone.

    • Freezer
      Freezer
      November 9, 2015 at 1:21 am | #

      And will be driven to murder herself when Sal continues to not recognize her, despite how many “You made me this way” hints she drops (while never actually just telling Sal where she knows her from).

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        November 9, 2015 at 4:31 am | #

        What are the chances of Amber developing an alter who does the things she and Amazi-Girl need Sal to do?

  64. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    November 9, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

    And despite noting that Amber is on a bad path, I know intimately how easy it is to get on that path. To dump a lot of pressure on an alter to fix everything and be perfect “or else badness”. To treat an alter like a toxic dumping ground for negative emotions. To feed your self-destructive tendencies, but view it as helping those around you. And to think of anger as some kind of infection.

    I don’t know if Amber will have some of the realizations I did way back when, but I suspect it will take much more than this to really get her analyzing things and working for her best mental health (and it doesn’t mean she necessarily needs to hang up the superheroine boots for good).

    • Rutee
      Rutee
      November 9, 2015 at 1:46 am | #

      tbqh, if we want to taalk needs or shoulds from a remotely realistic point of view, she could be the picture of mental health and she would STILL need to hang the damn things up.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        November 9, 2015 at 9:39 am | #

        That would end… poorly.

        Trying to shut down what an alter sees as a core part of itself or trying to eliminate its presence is a good way to create a fully disassociated alter, one with trust issues surrounding integration. It’s why the old method of treating DID was so counter-productive. Amber may need the boots for her own health, but there’s ways to do it that aren’t going to feed these bad roads and self-destructive tendencies. (Using it for kink like she does with Danny is actually not a bad method honestly, though she probably doesn’t want to try and force the Amber personality to be celibate).

        Honestly, what she needs most these days is to get the alters talking and stop viewing them as needing separate emotional realities and clothing-triggered separations of self.

        • Rutee
          Rutee
          November 9, 2015 at 10:46 am | #

          Yeaaaaaahhhh I kinda put therapy beneath ‘not getting me and people like me murdered’ on the hierarchy of needs. Even if Amber weren’t picking shitty targets, she encourages others to take things into their own hands. That ends worse than cops do; Zimmerman’s extended history of harrassing black people culminating in murder is an example of Self Help that got on the national news. I really don’t care that she needs it to get better. I really, truly, don’t. Even if Amber were doing everything right (And she isn’t, even where Sal OR Blaine isn’t involved), she encourages Self Help.

  65. Alopex
    Alopex
    November 9, 2015 at 1:06 am | #

    Sal’s gotta be great at projecting her voice if Amazigirl can hear her facing away from her with a helmet on.

  66. Pedantic Peanut
    Pedantic Peanut
    November 9, 2015 at 1:06 am | #

    While Sal got the last word here, and rightly is the voice of reason over the reckless crazy lady in a costume, I still feel she’s getting off too easy for some reason. Odd.

    • Pedantic Peanut
      Pedantic Peanut
      November 9, 2015 at 1:07 am | #

      Correction. I just realized the reason it seems off. It makes it seems like Sal has had her big important epiphany but it all happened ‘off screen’ it feels ‘unearned’ I guess.

      • Gangler
        Gangler
        November 9, 2015 at 1:14 am | #

        What big important epiphany? Sal’s been reformed for years before the story even started.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          November 9, 2015 at 7:01 am | #

          Exactly, everything people try to throw in Sal’s face she’s paid the price for already.

        • Pedantic Peanut
          Pedantic Peanut
          November 9, 2015 at 11:51 pm | #

          None of which we saw. Hence her moral high ground feeling undeserved. Whether it is or is not is another question entirely but how a story is told is as important as what the story is telling.

          • Pedantic Peanut
            Pedantic Peanut
            November 10, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

            In other words it’s not that it makes Sal wrong. It’s that it makes her less interesting.

  67. chris73
    chris73
    November 9, 2015 at 1:11 am | #

    Personally Sals attitude really grinds my gears, she really thinks she knows everything and her word is law
    I’d love to see AG (when healed up) give Sal a richly deserved ass whooping as it may just take Sals attitude of “I’m a big bad ass and I can take anyone down” down a notch or two
    We’ve seen AG take on and beat down bigger, stronger opponents and all we’ve seen Sal do is take down Malaya

    • Idon'tcarenomore
      Idon'tcarenomore
      November 9, 2015 at 1:21 am | #

      Ah, hummm.
      Sal is horrible yup, she saved Ambers ass, then got her away from the road so she wouldn’t be outted to the cops and possible face charges for what she did.
      Sal woke her up and got her talking to see if she was okay.

      For this, Amber screams at her.

      Actually, Sal is right. She does know everything here that she needs to know. She knows Amber is acting out of rage, same as she did at one time. Sal is still working thru it, and is smart enough to know that she can’t tell Amber a damn thing -Amber doesn’t want to hear anything right now.

      • Durandal_1707
        Durandal_1707
        November 9, 2015 at 1:38 am | #

        That’s what Sal did wrong, though. She should have just left Amber to be picked up by the cops. It would have prevented whatever tragedy she’s inevitably going to cause.

      • chris73
        chris73
        November 9, 2015 at 3:07 am | #

        Sals calling out AG for what potentially could have happened but, potentially, Sal could have caused almost as big a accident by her extremely reckless driving
        Potentially bad things could have happened to Becky but what did happen is AG stopped Ross and who exactly is Sal to tell everyone how to act? She went to a catholic boarding school, can’t handle her alcohol and is a thoroughly unpleasant person so before she starts doling out advice and threats she should take a big, long look in the mirror and sort that person out first

        • Durandal_1707
          Durandal_1707
          November 9, 2015 at 3:23 am | #

          The only reason she had to drive recklessly was to prevent the tragedy that AG almost caused.

          AG stopped Ross, but in a really dangerous fashion, and unnecessarily—if she hadn’t been there, know what would have happened? The cops would have stopped Ross. He fired a gun on a campus; they’re not just going to let that go, and Joyce could have given them all the information they needed to know and more about who he was, where he was going, and why he was doing it.

          Maybe it would have taken until the next day or two, but the cops would have handled it.

          • chris73
            chris73
            November 9, 2015 at 3:44 am | #

            Almost but didn’t cause a tragedy like Sal almost but didn’t cause a tragedy. The cops might have stopped Ross or the cops might have opened fire on Ross or the cops might not have found Ross because Ross might not have gone home or on being surrounded by the cops Ross might have shot Becky we simply don’t know what might have happened so maybe the cops might have handled it but maybe the cops wouldn’t have

            Sal is a child herself yet she calls others kid why? Because she rides a motorbike and smokes? Well she must be so mature then which she shows by telling someone all about themselves but refusing to listen when the person in question wants to explain

            • Liliet
              Liliet
              November 9, 2015 at 4:30 am | #

              Okay, listen – there is ‘could have caused an accident’ and then there is ‘actually already literally caused an accident that only didn’t result in horrible tragedy due to a) Sal and b) a lot of dumb luck’. Have you missed the overturned car (and the /gag/ of Becky being miraculously unharmed)? Have you missed the truck? Have you missed Sal catching her in midair?

              There is nothing ‘potential’ about this situation.

              • Mindlink
                Mindlink
                November 9, 2015 at 8:09 am | #

                The ONLY reason this is only a “potential” danger if they had called the cops, is because they DIDN’T.
                It was ONLY bad luck that escalated the situation, if she hadn’t been spotted in the mirror, if Ross hadn’t tried to kill her, etc.
                Yet, this is the only course of action we have right now.
                The potential for catastrophe was even larger if Amazi-Girl hadn’t intervened, and it scares me a bit that so many here can’t see that.

                • Gangler
                  Gangler
                  November 9, 2015 at 8:49 am | #

                  Both of those things were inevitable? She was hitched on a skateboard to the back of his car. Drivers look into the rearview mirrors as a regular part of driving and she was way visible and out of place back there.

                  He was going to try to kill her. That’s why he had the gun.

                  It’s not “Bad Luck” to be seen when you’re plainly visible somewhere he absolutely has to look. It’s not “Bad Luck” for the gunman to try and kill you when you try to stop him.

            • Durandal_1707
              Durandal_1707
              November 9, 2015 at 4:38 am | #

              Sal wasn’t wakeboarding behind a car, jumping from car to car, throwing tacks around on a highway, or messing with dangerously unstable guys with guns. Sal wouldn’t have done anything *at all* if Amber hadn’t basically forced the issue—if Sal hadn’t done what she did, there would have been unsightly splatter marks all over the highway, causing a real PITA for the city’s sanitation department. What Amber did, OTOH, in real life would have at the least caused severe injuries and/or deaths, and at the worst a giant pile up causing injuries to other drivers on the road who had nothing to do with the whole ordeal.

              Remember what I said about Joyce being a witness? She knows where Ross lives. So Ross can go right on home and the cops can catch up to him at their leisure. He *would* have been caught, no question. Anyway, however you look at it, if I have to choose between the cops and an insane 18-year-old, I think I’d rather trust the cops. What Amber did would *never* have worked the way it did in real life. I also think it’s pretty unlikely Ross would have shot Becky—that would have put a crimp in his plan to straight-ize her. Other people that stood in his way, like Dina or Amber, were much more at risk of that.

              Sal isn’t the most mature person around, no. However, *in this situation*, Amber is making Joyce look mature. She’s basically on a whole other planet.

              • Durandal_1707
                Durandal_1707
                November 9, 2015 at 4:46 am | #

                Oh, and to expand a bit on the “Ross might have shot Becky” thing—Becky had managed to talk down Ross’s gun-crazy. Who turned it back on? Amber. Plenty of ways *that* could have gone wrong. Nice job!

                • Commodore Jeep-Eep
                  Commodore Jeep-Eep
                  November 9, 2015 at 6:49 pm | #

                  Er, hello? Making noises about killing anyone who might try to take her back? If the cops caught him, his life at the very least was forfeit – not that I have any issues with that, but he might have taken people with him. Besides, he might have dropped off Rebecca with the reprogrammers by then.

                • Durandal_1707
                  Durandal_1707
                  November 9, 2015 at 9:53 pm | #

                  He almost took people with him as it was. Probably would have, in real life.

                  Anywhere he dropped Becky off, the cops could take her back out of, since the kidnapping was, y’know, illegal.

            • Liliet
              Liliet
              November 9, 2015 at 4:39 am | #

              I was about to commend Sal’s wisdom, but the commenters reminded me that Amazi-girl had actually tried to tell her about their connection a while ago. And Sal just disregarded it, and continues to disregard it, even as she involves herself in the situation.

              This is the same avoiding-other-people pattern as when earlier today she blew off the advice to make other friends. Sal pointedly avoids human contact, and while in this situation she’s in the right by a landslide, in general, she could have handled this even better – and she really hasn’t gotten over all her demons.

              • Liliet
                Liliet
                November 9, 2015 at 4:44 am | #

                This comment was meant to go at the end, not here

        • Durandal_1707
          Durandal_1707
          November 9, 2015 at 3:24 am | #

          As for who Sal is to tell Amber how to act—she’s a *sane person*, and Amber’s behavior is extremely dangerous.

      • brasca1
        brasca1
        November 9, 2015 at 9:08 am | #

        Strangely enough I like Sal. What I am not too fond of is all this dumping on Amazi-Girl for having the guts to stop something bad from happening. Bad things happen all the time and people complain about no one doing anything. Well Amazi-Girl did something and now Sal gets a chorus of people to back her up because some of the tactics she used were reckless. And what was Sal’s plan? Could she have rescued Becky? Would she have rescued Becky if Joyce had not demanded it?

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 9, 2015 at 9:48 am | #

          I’m similar in that I think Sal has really good points and perspective here and that Amazi-girl does deserve props for lucking into probably the only option that led to no one getting shot (and you’re right on what was Sal’s plan. At best they would have just followed him to his home and confronted him there for Round 2 of hostage theatre or risked some bigger problem on the road through dangerous driving.) And Sal is right that Amazi-girl’s plan relied on a lot of luck to not kill anyone. I mean, tacks on a highway?

          Amazi-girl definitely deserves credit for saving the day. It’s the way she’s done it that signals more a bad road for Amazi-girl with regards to her self-destructive tendencies and how she’s working against her own mental health.

          It’s a whole mess honestly. And yeah, it’s kind of awkward seeing the few comments that are more along the lines of “Amber is crazy, why is she even allowed to do things” when I share the same mental illness as her.

          • Durandal_1707
            Durandal_1707
            November 9, 2015 at 11:52 am | #

            I’m going to go out on a limb and speculate that you probably don’t deal with the mental illness by being a vigilante and trying all kinds of impossible James Bond stunts that are likely to turn a hostage situation into a dead hostage—and dead you—situation, so I wouldn’t take the parallel too seriously.

            It’s not just that she has a mental illness. It’s that she deals with it in such an incredibly bad way.

    • Someone
      Someone
      November 9, 2015 at 1:24 am | #

      She is a bit hypocritical. Also it would be awesome if someone like Joyce or Dina took out Sal (anyone generally perceived as weak) so that Sal will finally realize that smoking and owning a motorcycle doesn’t make you tough. It makes you addicted to tabbaco and gives you helmet hair. I do feel that Joyce will eventually leave both Sal and Amber behind, because she’s willing to grow while they won’t.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        November 9, 2015 at 2:54 am | #

        Well Sal likes helmet her. They don’t curl thanks to it !

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          November 9, 2015 at 3:19 am | #

          hairs*

  68. Freezer
    Freezer
    November 9, 2015 at 1:17 am | #

    The deepest cuts are the ones you make by accident.

  69. saki
    saki
    November 9, 2015 at 1:17 am | #

    I hope AG can get over herself and actually -hear- everything Sal just said. Please make it so.

    Aaand I didn’t think I could love Sal any more than I already do, but there it is. XD Well, I’m not too sure about the “I will end you” threat, but other than that.

  70. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    November 9, 2015 at 1:21 am | #

    Well we are less than 24 hours from finding out who was in the ambulance in the preview. I think ToeJam is a prime candidate, but we could also have AG or Dina, whom we haven’t seen since some time in October RL time.

  71. Kraken
    Kraken
    November 9, 2015 at 1:26 am | #

    I bet the dizziness along with Sal’s propensity to spout supervillain lines (“Ah will end you” is right out of a comic book) will not heighten the perceived superhero-nemesis Amber has projected onto herself and Sal. Not at all.

    Anyway, even if the delivery was more campy and threatening that I would like, I’m glad someone is telling Amber to stop.

    It’s pointless though, cause Amazi-Girl is immune to criticism.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 9, 2015 at 3:40 am | #

      So she is!

      I thought “I will end you” was from the TV show Firefly. Was I wrong?

      • HelpIveFallen
        HelpIveFallen
        November 9, 2015 at 10:35 am | #

        You’re spot on. “If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.” Just one of many fantastic one-liners from that amazing show (may it RIP).

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        November 9, 2015 at 3:54 pm | #

        Google reveals that it was used in Good Will Hunting before.

        However a question where it was first used on quora remained unanswered.

  72. WingedBeast
    WingedBeast
    November 9, 2015 at 1:28 am | #

    Here’s a thing about Sal. She’s not *entirely* wrong… But, she is significantly wrong.

    It does matter what’s fueling Amazi-girl, and effectively just saying “get over it” isn’t going to help.

    And, to an extent, a very real extent, this animosity Amazi-girl has for Sal is Sal’s fault. Sal did what she did, this is a consequence. Now, Sal doesn’t know that. She might not know if she ever saw Amber without the mask. But, here’s the thing, Sal, actions have consequences that don’t go away just because you’re done being bad.

    Sal, if you think that people can just “let go” of the things that hurt them, take off your other glove, look at that hand. Any scar from being stabbed there must be completely gone, because you’ve “let it go”, yes?

    If not, these “drop truth and walk away” moves… they’re not dropping truth and walking away. They’re saying what makes you feel superior then getting out before anybody can point out you’re wrong.

    Sal, you need to find out… and you need to apologize. And, yes, you need to understand that Amber still might not forgive you and that will be her right. Sometimes, you just don’t get to be in control of things.

    • Gangler
      Gangler
      November 9, 2015 at 1:35 am | #

      She didn’t say anything about letting anything go. She just told Amazigirl not to pull any more stunts that nearly get a lot of people killed.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 9, 2015 at 1:36 am | #

      What’s fuelling Amazi-Girl is years of unrelenting abuse of Amber by her father. Sal’s contribution was trivial.

      And dressing up as Amazi-Girl to vent her anger isn’t working. She beat fuck out of Blaine and has only got worse since. A violent confrontation with Sal is not going to work any better.

    • jaimehlers
      jaimehlers
      November 9, 2015 at 2:03 am | #

      The irony here is that Sal just got done doing pretty much the same thing that Amazi-Girl did. They were both trying to rescue someone who was in danger, and they both did so in a way that, if things had gone badly, would have resulted in multiple deaths.

      I don’t see Sal as having any room to talk here. It’s pretty clear that while she might not be actively committing crimes now, she’s still got a whole heap of her own problems to deal with before she starts telling other people off about theirs.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        November 9, 2015 at 9:57 am | #

        There is that. They are very similar in their behavior and outlooks. The thing that separates them is that Sal is a little more recovered and so does her best to avoid those death-defying high-stakes stunts when possible, whereas Amber still views those as necessary to life.

        Which is probably why Sal is talking a little to herself as she talks to Amber here. After all, she knows from experience exactly what Amber is doing and if not why, then certainly with what combination of self-destruction and anger and desire to help no matter what.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          November 9, 2015 at 3:17 pm | #

          “does her best to avoid those death-defying high-stakes stunts when possible”

          *Leaps six feet into the air on her motorcycle in front of a speeding truck to catch Amber with one arm and then make an impossible landing while Joyce is with her*

          😛

    • Leon real
      Leon real
      November 9, 2015 at 2:13 am | #

      Why should Sal apologize to Amber? Her actions were but a catalyst, not the cause of Amber’s trauma. That would be the years of abuse provided by her father.
      Furthermore, Sal was already detained and under custody when Amber stabbed her. She attacked someone who was not a threat anymore.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        November 9, 2015 at 2:56 am | #

        Also, the apology, if it were accurate to what actually happened, would be something like “I’m sorry I frightened you during that robbery; I didn’t even know you were there.” I don’t think that Amber would find it satisfactory.

        Mind you, I don’t think think that Amber would find any possible apology satisfactory, because she doesn’t want an apology. She wants more revenge. Stabbing Sal wasn’t enough. Knocking her to the kerb and stomping her to death wouldn’t be enough either. She’s going to rage, and rage, and rage, and never stop.

        Amber is mentally ill. She is a danger to herself and others. She needs to be treated, and circumstances are sufficient to justify involuntary committal.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          November 9, 2015 at 3:19 pm | #

          Pretty much. Amber can’t and doesn’t want to believe that Sal is anything but a nameless, faceless monster.

        • Commodore Jeep-Eep
          Commodore Jeep-Eep
          November 9, 2015 at 6:54 pm | #

          They’d better use one of the high security places if they did that – They’d have a canicula of a time holding her anyplace else.

    • CJ
      CJ
      November 9, 2015 at 2:17 am | #

      It is not Sal’s job to go out, find the people involved in the robbery, and apologize to them. As AA, which is big on people making amends for their wrongs, pointed out, contacting someone out of the blue whom you harmed greatly might harm them more.
      She still doesn’t have a clue Amber and Ethan were her victims then.
      To Amber/Amazi-Girl the robbery seems to be the main source of her vigilantism – it’s THE symbol for her helplessness and inability to protect herself and the people loves. Maybe, because everybody agreed what happened there was wrong, whereas deep inside Blaine’s poison still tells her, that he never did anything wrong?

      I don’t think Amber has the guts and good sense to go up to Sal and say “hey, that time you tried that robbery, I was there. Let me tell you how horrible it was’ (which I would normally not recommend but we know and if she were able to see what really happened whenever amazigirl met Sal and listen a bit to others about how Sal behaves is that Sal is no longer going round acting out her anger). Unfortunately, this most likely won’t happen.
      It’s rather more likely that Ethan, if Amber ever tells him who Sal is, will ask her about it. While Amber still fears her, he doesn’t.

  73. Kugai
    Kugai
    November 9, 2015 at 1:33 am | #

    Now there’s an interesting insight into Sal

    And Amber just got a BIG kick to the ego and somewhat of a wake-up call

  74. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 9, 2015 at 1:33 am | #

    Sorry, Amaziegirl. Sal got the last word in this one

    • Gangler
      Gangler
      November 9, 2015 at 1:43 am | #

      Amber needs to invest in an Amazi-Cycle if she wants to compete.

  75. neeks
    neeks
    November 9, 2015 at 1:41 am | #

    “We’re not so different, you and I.”

    (Severely disappointed that no one else has said that yet.)

  76. Agemegos
    Agemegos
    November 9, 2015 at 1:44 am | #

    All that Sal did to Amber was to rob a store while Amber was in it. That’s common assault if that.

    Amber knifed Sal while Sal was defenceless. That’s assault occasioning actual bodily harm.

    Who owes an apology?

    But Amber is not offering an apology. The thought of apologising hasn’t so much as crossed her mind. She wants MOAH REVENGE!, even though she’s already had a generous share, besides which Sal has already been duly punished by the law, and has reformed.

    Amber/Amazi-Girl is entirely out of line on this.

    • jaimehlers
      jaimehlers
      November 9, 2015 at 1:54 am | #

      Are you reading the same comic I am? I don’t seem a single thing in there about apologies or revenge or anything else.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        November 9, 2015 at 2:35 am | #

        Yes I am — no need to be snide.

        I am also reading the comments, and several commentators have mentioned apologies.

        • jaimehlers
          jaimehlers
          November 9, 2015 at 4:37 pm | #

          In short, you’re talking about the commenters rather than the comic.

          Well, I don’t care if you want to be snide about other commenters, but sauce for the goose; you don’t have much room to complain if someone calls you on it.

    • Pinja
      Pinja
      November 9, 2015 at 1:55 am | #

      Sal owes Amber an apology, her selfish assholery caused Amber years of mental harm.

      Glad I sorted that out for you

      • Leon real
        Leon real
        November 9, 2015 at 2:06 am | #

        Are you purposely ignoring the years of abuse Amber received from her father?

        • Someone
          Someone
          November 9, 2015 at 2:20 am | #

          Perhaps Sal will beat the crap out of Blaine

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        November 9, 2015 at 2:39 am | #

        A lifetime of psychological abuse by her father — probably physical abuse too — in an environment in which he repeated beat up her mother caused Amber serious mental harm. Sal’s contribution, which amounted to inadvertently frightening her for a few minutes, was trivial.

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          November 9, 2015 at 2:56 am | #

          But it’s the one point she can concentrate on, since it wasn’t from her “autority figure”.

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            November 9, 2015 at 3:51 am | #

            Sure. I understand why Amber is trying to take her rage out on Sal. I just don’t think that is either justified or good mental hygiene.

            And I can’t I can’t agree that Sal’s “selfish assholery” caused Amber “years of mental harm”. Not even when the person who suggests it throws in a coda of smug condescension.

            • Cerberus
              Cerberus
              November 9, 2015 at 9:54 am | #

              Yeah. Sal is the excuse. The inciting incident of disassociation. The proverbial straw on the camel’s back. But that makes her actions no less straw like and puts her under no obligation to put Amber’s mind back together for her.

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          November 9, 2015 at 5:17 am | #

          I’ve checked back. No “probably” about the physical abuse: Amber’s father tortured her and hit her mother, aside from the unrelenting psychological abuse.

      • Rutee
        Rutee
        November 9, 2015 at 10:56 am | #

        Only in the universe where Amber owes an apology for stabbing her through the hand and waltzing away with a clean slate because a white girl committed violence to a black girl.

        Sal literally paid her debts to Society in general, and Amber in particular (If only because the latter STABBED HER IN THE FUCKING HAND).

  77. TheGrammarLegionary
    TheGrammarLegionary
    November 9, 2015 at 1:53 am | #

    Anyone else noticing that Willis is teasing us with that other fucking glove?

  78. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    November 9, 2015 at 1:53 am | #

    Sal: *stands over Amber’s fallen form* I am Bane and I could kill you but that would merciful. Instead, I simply leave you….broken.

  79. Eve
    Eve
    November 9, 2015 at 1:55 am | #

    Is she implying that Amazi girl has been taking something to enhance her fighting and running around?

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      November 9, 2015 at 2:57 am | #

      Rage. Lot of rage.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        November 9, 2015 at 9:58 am | #

        Yup anger and a whole lot of lack of regard for one’s own safety.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      November 9, 2015 at 2:54 pm | #

      I’m guessing she’s comparing Amber to herself when she committed the robberies. They’re doing stupid, violent, insane shit to prove a point and live up to some false standard.

      • Eve
        Eve
        November 9, 2015 at 6:33 pm | #

        But that’s more of why they did those things. Not how. And she specifically says she doesn’t know why, but knows how she does it.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          November 9, 2015 at 6:56 pm | #

          They’re desperate, lonely and hurt enough to do insane harmful shit in the drive to prove some kind of point to themselves.

          • Eve
            Eve
            November 10, 2015 at 1:38 am | #

            But that still falls more into the why, rather than the how.

  80. Twilightomens
    Twilightomens
    November 9, 2015 at 1:56 am | #

    I really dislike Sal

  81. Marie
    Marie
    November 9, 2015 at 1:57 am | #

    Also I just found this, on racism and such (panel 3, to be specific)

    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/curbstompings/

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 9, 2015 at 2:42 am | #

      Very apposite.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        November 9, 2015 at 3:21 am | #

        *dances to daft punk*

  82. Rebecca
    Rebecca
    November 9, 2015 at 1:59 am | #

    Through a motorcycle helmet, I think the dialogue should have been. Hmmdhdsmhmhm.

    • m2iCodeJockey
      m2iCodeJockey
      November 9, 2015 at 4:39 am | #

      Yeah, I installed a Sena device so I could just hang up on them, instead but, can’t hear or be heard by shit above 35mph.
      —————–
      Blue 2001 Katana 600. I gave it away when I left.

  83. jaimehlers
    jaimehlers
    November 9, 2015 at 2:10 am | #

    Frankly, neither of them covered themselves in glory here. The difference is that Amazi-Girl was rescued from near-certain death by someone she hates and fears, and thus has a chance to reexamine herself and her motives for running around in costume, while Sal just ‘proved’ once again that she’s above everyone else, and hasn’t learned a damn thing, as usual.

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      November 9, 2015 at 4:47 am | #

      I don’t think this situation provided any opportunity of growth to Sal. While she could have paid Amazi-girl more attention had she been… healthier in her relation to other people, she definitely doesn’t owe her that, and definitely doens’t have much to gain here.

      Sal did a good. Full stop.

      • Gangler
        Gangler
        November 9, 2015 at 6:48 am | #

        Kind of seems like Amber’s the only one who still has stuff to learn from the Amber/Sal connection anyway.

        Sal’s moved past this incident. She’s already corrected that behavior. Her problems today are things like “Really clingy friend. Needs to make new friends so it’s not the end of the world when Marcie starts hanging out with somebody new.”

        Amber’s the one who’s still stuck on it. Chasing after gunmen while picturing the “Punk with a Knife” from all those years ago. Getting lost in baseless paranoia about how surely Sal’s still up to no good and coming up with excuses to fight her. Excuses that are messing with her personal life. It sounds like Amber didn’t have a problem with under-age drinking before that fight but now she’s getting into fights with her boyfriend over it.

        And, like, I don’t fault Amber for that or anything. She experiences traumatic flashbacks whenever she sees Sal, so that’s probably messing with her judgment pretty hard. But if we’re talking about giving Sal an opportunity to learn from this encounter, what would the lesson be? “Ah, guess I need to stop robbing gas stations.”

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 9, 2015 at 10:03 am | #

          All of this. Both about the traumas really messing with her judgement and Sal’s real problems. Sal’s still got that rage in her, but is doing well to keep it in check, but that she is doing it with disengagement is making her co-dependent with her friendship and low on emotional support for her struggles. Which is why her moment of reaching out with Joyce was a really big moment for her. It’s connecting with someone who isn’t Marcie and getting entangled with their internal world.

          She doesn’t want that to happen as she feels that is a risk and in some ways it is. I mean, she did go back to doing some dangerous riding because of it. But it’s a crucial step for her developing a healthier, more sustainable form of counter-culture introversion.

      • jaimehlers
        jaimehlers
        November 9, 2015 at 4:44 pm | #

        Any situation can provide the opportunity for growth if you pay the slightest bit of attention. If Sal missed it, that’s on her and nobody else.

        When you get right down to it, both Sal and Amazi-Girl did good things here, and both of them made mistakes in the process. The point being, Sal has no room to talk since she just got done doing pretty much what she criticized Amazi-Girl for doing.

    • m2iCodeJockey
      m2iCodeJockey
      November 9, 2015 at 4:56 am | #

      I don’t think it’s about glory, either way.

      Each person has to recognize and overcome his own problems,
      his parents problems.

      All, while risking becoming his parents.

      If a person can’t help his parents overcome their problems,
      at some time, he may have to overcome his parents.

  84. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 9, 2015 at 2:28 am | #

    Something tells me that Sal has stormed off in a self-righteous huff a bit too soon. Based on those last couple of panels, I think that Amber is more thoroughly concussed than either of them thought.

    By the way, Sal is entirely wrong about what motivates Amazi-Girl. Of course, how could she know the truth. It’s interesting though because it really does explain why she dislikes Amazi-Girl so much. She thinks that it’s a cry for attention, just like her own early-teen stupidity. You can certainly understand why she would consider that a bad road to walk.

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      November 9, 2015 at 4:57 am | #

      Well, we don’t /know/ that it was just a cry for attention back then, and not trying to prove something to the image of an abusive parent in her head…

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        November 9, 2015 at 10:04 am | #

        Which is probably what it was, given what we’ve seen of Linda Walkerton.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      November 9, 2015 at 6:43 am | #

      You think she dresses like that, calls herself that and spouts one liners because she’s NOT looking for attention?

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        November 9, 2015 at 7:32 am | #

        I don’t think that ‘attention’ comes into it. She’s playing a role as you would expect the role to be played, hoping that it would act as a safety valve.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          November 9, 2015 at 5:59 pm | #

          She’s compensating because Daddy didn’t love her.

  85. Kocel
    Kocel
    November 9, 2015 at 4:06 am | #

    Don’t worry, Sal

    Wafflehouse and stolen energy drinks have led many a soul astray

  86. inqntrol
    inqntrol
    November 9, 2015 at 4:31 am | #

    It’s going to take a while for those two to get along. But I bet they’ll become besties in the end.

  87. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 9, 2015 at 5:15 am | #

    PREDICTION – Dina is somehow involved in Amber getting to safety.

  88. Les
    Les
    November 9, 2015 at 6:23 am | #

    Amazi-girl is about to amazi-hurl…

  89. Yarrr
    Yarrr
    November 9, 2015 at 6:52 am | #

    New OTP!

  90. Spencer
    Spencer
    November 9, 2015 at 6:54 am | #

    Amazi-Girl then falls over and dies from internal bleeding.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 9, 2015 at 7:33 am | #

      You’re failing to factor in Dina.

      • Random832
        Random832
        November 9, 2015 at 8:59 am | #

        We last saw her on campus. Did you think these woods are anywhere near those woods? The chase took place over more than four miles.

      • Eric
        Eric
        November 9, 2015 at 7:33 pm | #

        Dina is in no way near to where Amazo is now.

  91. Valerie
    Valerie
    November 9, 2015 at 7:13 am | #

    Wowwww.

  92. Lurlock
    Lurlock
    November 9, 2015 at 8:13 am | #

    “We’re more alike than you know”
    “We’re one and the same”
    “We’re not so different, you and I”

    You know, lines like that are almost always delivered by super villains…

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 9, 2015 at 10:07 am | #

      In the comics, yeah. In reality, it’s often from one person recognizing an internal struggle in someone that is similar to what they went through.

      And that’s the problem, Amazi-girl wants to stay in the simplicity of comics and leave Amber with the messier gray-moral zones, but she’s chosen an arch-villain narrative about just a person. A person who shares a lot of the same mental struggles as herself.

      And so Sal wants to use the reality version of it and Amazi-girl wants to just see the comic-book version. And they won’t see eye-to-eye until that discrepancy gets resolved, one way or another.

  93. altalemur
    altalemur
    November 9, 2015 at 8:28 am | #

    this was fantastic.

  94. fallingwaters2
    fallingwaters2
    November 9, 2015 at 8:35 am | #

    Wait, did Sal remember her? Does AmaziGirl realize this? What is going on???

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      November 9, 2015 at 9:09 am | #

      Sal doesn’t recognize Amber as the girl from the convenience store, and doesn’t care why Amazi-Girl is who she is.

  95. Spencer
    Spencer
    November 9, 2015 at 9:25 am | #

    With all the discussion about whether Sal owes Amber anything or which one is right or whatevs, I think we should remember one crucial fact:

    The only reason we care about what Sal did is because her victims turned out to be main characters.

  96. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    November 9, 2015 at 9:32 am | #

    ….My money’s on Sal becoming the mentor type vigilante to Amazi-girl.
    The kind that tells her how to properly do the cape and cowl thing.

  97. Spencer
    Spencer
    November 9, 2015 at 9:45 am | #

    Though with all the talk about Amber v. Sal, I don’t think we’ve ever discussed how Ethan should feel about what happened, especially since he was the one who was actually taken hostage.

    I dunno, I kind of hope he’s not just “water under the bridge” about it, even though he’s right to be way more concerned about Amber than “some girl.”

    • Gangler
      Gangler
      November 9, 2015 at 10:01 am | #

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/same-person/

      He seems to be pretty “Water under the bridge” about it. He was mentally healthy when the incident occurred so he’s been over all this for God only knows how long. Doesn’t experience any traumatic flashbacks when he sees Sal. Pretty sure he didn’t even recognize Sal as the girl from that night until Amber pointed it out.

      Amber was in a much more fragile mental state on the night of the incident. Then her father spurred her even further, provoking her into some sort of violent breakdown before the night was over. He forewent therapy, choosing instead to put Amber through martial arts classes so she wouldn’t be such a weak embarrassment next time something like that happened. Probably talking about years of her father taking her to these training sessions that implicitly shame her for experiencing the incident. All and all it’s a much bigger deal for her.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        November 9, 2015 at 10:07 am | #

        Specifically, I meant how Ethan should deal with Sal. I get that he’s a way more emotionally healthy person than Amber, but I don’t think he should be all buddy buddy with Sal since she, you know, took him hostage and threatened to kill him. How do you accept somebody that committed a horrible, violent crime against you?

        He’s absolutely right that Sal’s a different person now, but I saw that less as “it’s okay” and more “please stop climbing through windows, Amber. She’s not the Joker.”

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 9, 2015 at 10:12 am | #

          Why not? Sal the adult isn’t the same as Sal the kid. Hell, Ethan probably is keeping in mind how he thought he was straight and was a skinny little whelp and had his mother’s love when he was that age and now everything is different, so yeah, why can’t these two different people be civil to each other. He’s not obligated to keep holding a grudge so that Amber feels less alone.

          He also probably has the perspective that she was a desperate scared kid flailing out who was summarily arrested while Blaine was the person who emotionally and physically abused her her entire life. I think he understands a little more directly who is the origin of Amber’s darkest ghosts.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            November 9, 2015 at 10:19 am | #

            I’m not asking him to hold a grudge for Amber’s sake, I’m thinking that if he did hold a grudge against her it would be for threatening to kill him, but he’s putting that aside because he’s way more worried about Amber’s violence than Sal (and Ethan also correctly pointed out how if Sal was the same person she wouldn’t be at IU, so she had to have changed for the better), but either way it was still horrible for him to go through, and it was Sal’s doing. How do you forgive something like that? How do you decide that it was okay for someone to do horrible shit to you?

            • timemonkey
              timemonkey
              November 9, 2015 at 5:55 pm | #

              By understanding her motivations, as stated above, and recognising that she’s still a person and has grown in the last five years.

              • Spencer
                Spencer
                November 9, 2015 at 6:17 pm | #

                I guess? I don’t think I get the forgiveness thing. Like, everyone fucks up sometimes, but really vile, awful shit? I don’t know if I could bring myself to look past something like that.

        • Gangler
          Gangler
          November 9, 2015 at 10:31 am | #

          Ethan doesn’t seem to plan on dealing with Sal at all. He hasn’t been all buddy buddy with her. He hasn’t sought her out at all. Since it doesn’t upset him to see Sal walking around he’s totally capable of just passing by her in the hallway without it being a whole thing. Met her at a party recently and didn’t even realize it.

          Since Sal being around isn’t a problem for him he’s got better stuff to do than deal with her. The whole “I’m gay” situation has been eating up a lot of his time and energy.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            November 9, 2015 at 10:34 am | #

            Right, Ethan hasn’t been dealing with Sal at all. What I’m wondering is how he’s going to react to her when he gets involved. There’s a difference between coming to terms with a violent experience and actually coming face to face with your attacker.

            • Gangler
              Gangler
              November 9, 2015 at 10:44 am | #

              He doesn’t plan to get involved. Sal doesn’t really seem to be on the radar for him.

              • Spencer
                Spencer
                November 9, 2015 at 3:21 pm | #

                I know he doesn’t plan to get involved, but if he knew that Amber was actually seeking out Sal to attack her, I doubt he’d just allow it to happen. Even if, hypothetically, he did still hate Sal he’d still try to stop Amber because her safety is what’s most important to him.

  98. a snow ʍousɐ
    a snow ʍousɐ
    November 9, 2015 at 9:47 am | #

    HOLY SHIT
    Look at the FORESHADOWING in this alt-text!

    • a snow ʍousɐ
      a snow ʍousɐ
      November 9, 2015 at 9:48 am | #

      Though, to be fair, it did say “SPOILERS.”

    • Lord Stoneheart
      Lord Stoneheart
      November 9, 2015 at 1:26 pm | #

      Is saying that no one gets hit by a truck really foreshadowing? I mean the characters are in a continual state of not being hit by a truck

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        November 9, 2015 at 4:12 pm | #

        You might have missed this strip (and the one following it).

        • Lord Stoneheart
          Lord Stoneheart
          November 9, 2015 at 10:03 pm | #

          Still not foreshadowing. Just the authors flat out saying that no one is going to be hit by a truck. You can’t read that strip and then infer that this incident was going to happen.

      • a snow ʍousɐ
        a snow ʍousɐ
        November 9, 2015 at 9:12 pm | #

        Amazi-Stool is right. OK, maybe “foreshadowing” isn’t the right word, but especially during this strip, there were a lot of people who thought someone WOULD get hit by a truck. Hence, at the very least it would be a spoiler to say that nobody will get hit by the truck, because during that period it was plausible that somebody would get hit by a truck.
        At the time, of course, it didn’t seem like much of a spoiler, but taking it at face value when the truck came would have predicted that AmaziGirl’s attempt to save Becky and Sal’s attempt to save AmaziGirl would not go as horribly wrong as most thought.

  99. Robert
    Robert
    November 9, 2015 at 10:09 am | #

    If sal really wanted to be the hero she would have taken Amazi-girl to the hospital. that girl doesn’t look like she would last the night

    • JQuire
      JQuire
      November 9, 2015 at 12:11 pm | #

      The problem is you assume that Sal wants to be a hero, rather than someone who just does the right thing. Sal dragged Amber to safety, roused her, and only left when Amber demonstrated she was awake and alert enough to immediately try and pick a fight (and probably figures that if she’s alert enough to pick a fight, she’s alert enough to get over to where the cops are and seek medical assistance).

      • Robert
        Robert
        November 9, 2015 at 3:45 pm | #

        Okay maybe “hero” is a poor choice of words. I meant more along the lines of Sal taking the high road.

  100. Dark
    Dark
    November 9, 2015 at 10:19 am | #

    Two things I hope to see from this arc:

    1. Joyce starts swearing a bit more and maybe stops proselytizing.

    2. Someone finally convinces Amber to get some fucking help. And no, I don’t mean a sidekick.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      November 9, 2015 at 10:41 am | #

      “Do you know why I do this, you —”
      “No.”

      Would love to know what the next couple of words out of Amber’s mouth were going to be.  “You criminal”?  “You knife-wielding thief?”  In any case I’ll bet it would have revealed that Amazi-Girl knows Sal’s past and, as mild-mannered cowering little Amber who had been pushed up to and over the edge, was the person that stabbed her hand.  Maybe not in so many word, but still…

    • John
      John
      November 9, 2015 at 4:53 pm | #

      Combine them!

      JOYCE: “Amazi-Girl, that rescue was awesome, but, take it from the Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit… you really need to get some fucking help.”

  101. Richard
    Richard
    November 9, 2015 at 10:20 am | #

    Did Sal just give Amazi-Girl the “Not So Different” speech?

    • Shake and Bake
      Shake and Bake
      November 9, 2015 at 2:37 pm | #

      But with an implied “but I learned my lesson.”

  102. Daniel
    Daniel
    November 9, 2015 at 11:35 am | #

    wow… that is going to mess with Amber for the next year

    • Andrusi
      Andrusi
      November 9, 2015 at 5:01 pm | #

      The next in-universe year or the next real life year? Big difference.

  103. Peduncle
    Peduncle
    November 9, 2015 at 12:38 pm | #

    Go easy on Amazi-Girl, folks. She puts the dumb in Dumbing of Age.

    • John
      John
      November 9, 2015 at 4:50 pm | #

      No, that’s Danny.

  104. spiderfan14
    spiderfan14
    November 9, 2015 at 12:48 pm | #

    Yeah, its hard not to see that Sal’s been the better helper to Joyce in this story. Amazi-Girl’s could get herself killed from doing shit like this.

    Part of me wants to see a picture like the Marvel Comics’ Civil War with Sal on one side and Amazi-Girl on the other.

    I figure Danny, Ethan, Dorothy, Dina and Becky would be Team Amazi-Girl and Marcie, Carla, Malaya and possibly Sarah would be Team Sal. Walky and Joyce would kinda be torn in the middle.

    • chris73
      chris73
      November 9, 2015 at 2:48 pm | #

      The problem with Sal is she thinks shes right and doesn’t consider the possibility she may in fact be wrong. In this storyline she inadvertently she used her sway over Joyce to convince Joyce to not go to the authorities in dealing with her assault: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/assault/

      At the very least it would have meant Joyce could have got some much needed counselling but instead Sal just decided what was best for Joyce based on what happened to her

      She just turns up and sounds like she knows whats shes talking about (from a very limited world view) and then leaves so as not to deal with any of the aftermath

      • anonymsly
        anonymsly
        November 9, 2015 at 5:36 pm | #

        FWIW and IIRC, Joyce herself didn’t want to go to the authorities because she was worried about her parents taking her away from school. Sal simply agreed with Joyce’s position. It’s not quite fair to list Joyce’s decision as Sal’s fault simply because Sal offered an opinion in line with Joyce’s own.

        • chris73
          chris73
          November 9, 2015 at 6:11 pm | #

          It was after three strips and Sal expressing her opinions on the matter when Joyce decided she didn’t want to go to the police

          It also doesn’t make any difference that Sal though her course of action was the best course which was based on her experience only and nothing really to do with the situation Joyce was in

          Another case where the wise, all-knowing Sal stepped into a situation that had nothing to do with her and influenced the situation because she knows best

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            November 9, 2015 at 7:09 pm | #

            anonymsly is right. Joyce didn’t want to go to the authorities while Dorothy and Sarah were trying to convince her, when Sal intervened and said that the police would be useless and they’d need to take care of it themselves, and made them realize they never got Ryan’s name.

            So she isn’t the cause of why Joyce didn’t go to the cops, but she encouraged it.

            Honestly, I think more of an issue with her resentment of authority figures was dissuading Joyce from seeing a therapist about her trauma in and instead speaking to a friend. Sal probably hasn’t had any positive interactions with court ordered therapy determined to figure out why she has the problem, but I think a trained professional would help Joyce more than say Dorothy or Sarah (though that’s ultimately up to Joyce either way).

          • spiderfan14
            spiderfan14
            November 9, 2015 at 7:11 pm | #

            And she did take note that the group should’ve brought her to the cops first if they really wanted to help her before the drugs wore off. Really it was more Joyce not wanting to get the cops involved.

      • Lin
        Lin
        November 9, 2015 at 7:18 pm | #

        Who is to say that not going to the cops was the wrong decision? I was trained as a sexual assault victim advocate in 1999 and I’ve literally lost count of how many people I’ve listened to and advocated for. Do you know how many of those people had police officers treat them like they were stupid, slutty, or deserved it? Almost all that called the cops. Do you know how many were actually retraumatized when dealing with the system? A ton. Do you know how many saw successful convictions of their rapists? NOT ONE.

        Joyce could get counseling help without going to the authorities. And, if her friends had any idea how bad her PTSD and anxiety is, they would help her find those resources. That’s why Sal told her recently in strip that she needed to talk to someone.

        Police aren’t a place of safety or protection for everyone.

  105. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    November 9, 2015 at 1:05 pm | #

    Oh SHIT, two side of the same coin! Day and night! Yin and yang! Black and wh- fuck.

  106. Marvelman
    Marvelman
    November 9, 2015 at 1:10 pm | #

    It seems strange to me that Sal, of all people, thinks its her place to deal with Amazi-Girl.

    • Shake and Bake
      Shake and Bake
      November 9, 2015 at 2:36 pm | #

      Well, clearly she was the only one who could have intervened here, and she recognizes some of her own juvenile mistakes still happening with Amazigirl. Different presentations, but the same motivation (shitty parenting and lack of approval leads to acting out).

    • John
      John
      November 9, 2015 at 4:48 pm | #

      She brought her into this world; she can take her out.

  107. Tealjoy
    Tealjoy
    November 9, 2015 at 2:32 pm | #

    Sal isn’t wrong, nothing but truth there. But I kind of hate that it was her who said it. It was needed most definitely but I don’t know, with Sal and Amber it’s like the pot calling the kettle black sort of. She isn’t wrong with Amber. As awesome as it is to play a super hero, this is based in the real world where if you die you won’t come back in the next issue, flying and rotating the world backwards doesn’t reverse time, and having your parents murdered doesn’t mean you can take the law into your own hands. Amber can’t play the hero and if she is going to play one she’s doing it for all the wrong reasons. Which is why yeah Sal did the right thing here, walking away and not hearing it out from Amber because as tragic and traumatic as the past is for her that doesn’t justify the shit that happened now in the PRESENT. That’s like kidnappers and murders who were abused as children and they developed mental disorders and twisted mindsets and that’s the reason behind there madness and yeah I get it, but you’re still a kidnapper. You’re still a murder. That shit your doing is WRONG. But it just bothers me that is was Sal, not because she’s ONE of the reasons for Amber’s current mindset but because everyone seems to think Sal is pristine listerine and is an adult now. In this situation yeah, but Sal hasn’t really made the best decisions, and I don’t mean her knocking over convince stores, I mean some of the stuff she’s doing in the present. She’s in a better place than she was but I don’t think she’s made peace with her demons. I just find it odd that she’s forgotten completely about what happened while it’s permanently engrained into Amber’s mind. Ethan forgot but he at least had a vague remembrance of Sal after meeting Walky. But Sal has just completely blocked it out. I mean I get that she’s moving on with her life and would rather forget the past but to completely block it out? I don’t know it’s weird and probably unhealthy. And then there was the whole Malaya thing; you can hate someone plenty and not escalate things. And her tendency not to get close with people, her unresolved issues toward her parents and their mistreatment toward her, especially her mother. Just… A LOT of underlying issues and I don’t know she’s speaks the truth in other situations as well like with Jason and how he really didn’t help her but then I just thought to myself that, “You thought fucking him in the first place was going to magically get you a better grade.” and it’s just I don’t agree that Sal really is mature in the since people are saying. Yeah she handles her shit a whole better than Amber and she is the bigger person here and even in their last encounter she was but I just don’t think she’s suddenly a better person for being right. I guess after spewing all that I agree with her and her viewpoint but just because her and Amber are two different levels it doesn’t mean Sal is a saint. I guess what brought on all this was the fact that she and Joyce were just speeding down the highway to save Becky and really what were they going to do? It might not have ended up as bad as the crazy ass stunt Amber pulled but really what the fuck were they going to do to stop Becky’s kidnapping? Her father made it clear he wasn’t going to hesitate to “protect” Becky even if it meant shooting Amazi-girl so what would have stopped him from gunning down Sal and Joyce on her bike? I just……………sigh. Sal is right most definitely. Amber needs SERIOUS help and the outlet she’s using obviously isn’t the way to go but I don’t like that it’s Sal that told her like it is because though her shit is semi together she really isn’t the best person to me to be telling anyone shit. Trigger or no trigger.

    • Sporky
      Sporky
      November 9, 2015 at 4:21 pm | #

      Protip: The Enter key exists for a reason.

  108. arias01
    arias01
    November 9, 2015 at 2:34 pm | #

    Sal is only 18 right? The only thing that fueled her “years ago” were boxes of grape juice.

    • Shake and Bake
      Shake and Bake
      November 9, 2015 at 2:35 pm | #

      Or terrible relationships with her parents. You know, juice or that.

    • Lord Stoneheart
      Lord Stoneheart
      November 9, 2015 at 3:43 pm | #

      Five years ago is still years ago.

  109. That guy
    That guy
    November 9, 2015 at 3:04 pm | #

    Panel three makes me sad – Amazi is really losing the plot. 🙁

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      November 9, 2015 at 3:29 pm | #

      She lost it before Amazi-Girl ever existed.

  110. Just Me
    Just Me
    November 9, 2015 at 3:49 pm | #

    Who was it that called for Amazi-Girl in the First Place?

    Let’s say Amazi-Girl gets a call for help, shows up, then acts like Sal and says, I don’t care, this is not my problem, then walks away.

    What would everyone think about her then?

    Sal is chewing Amber out for trying to help after being asked to help.

    What kind of crazy Bike Stunts would Sal have done to stop Ross if Amazi-Girl wasn’t there? With Joyce on the back of her bike and not wearing a helmet?

    Personally, I think Sal is arrogant, self-centered and a hypocrite.

    • chris73
      chris73
      November 9, 2015 at 4:04 pm | #

      Agreed

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      November 9, 2015 at 4:25 pm | #

      Who was it that called for Amazi-Girl in the First Place?

      That was Joyce, via Dorothy.

      Let’s say Amazi-Girl gets a call for help, shows up, then acts like Sal and says, I don’t care, this is not my problem, then walks away.

      Joyce also asked Sal. If i remember correctly, she performed neither of the described actions.

      Personally, I think Sal is arrogant, self-centered and a hypocrite.

      I give you the hypocrite. Or in DoA-terms: “You’re not exactly snowwhite, Sal!”

      • John
        John
        November 9, 2015 at 4:46 pm | #

        Or in DoA-terms: “You’re not exactly snowwhite, Sal!”
        She has been made uncomfortably aware of that for most of her life.

        • Amazi-Stool
          Amazi-Stool
          November 9, 2015 at 5:44 pm | #

          for reference

      • Eric
        Eric
        November 9, 2015 at 6:51 pm | #

        But Sal intervened to stop AmaziGirl, NOT to help Becky.

        She stated that AG would make a real mess of things – which is perhaps justified, AG needs to grow up and up her game if she wants to be a real hero; good intentions and a black/ white view isn’t going to do it. And Sal is perhaps correct that AG’s reasons don’t help because they cloud her judgement.

        But Sal was more interested in stopping AG, preaching at her in the above little speech, including a deasth threat (Sal, go fuck yourself), and generally being every bit as self-righteous as AG can be.

        But without AG to show up, I’m not convinced Sal would have done anything.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          November 9, 2015 at 7:12 pm | #

          Sal went because Joyce asked her to. Then she got her away from the cops and made sure she was alive to “do her a solid”.

        • Victor Riley
          Victor Riley
          November 9, 2015 at 10:59 pm | #

          She probably wouldn’t have done anything… because there was no need to, in her eyes. Becky’s kidnapping is a case for the police, not vigilantes.

          Sal went because she knew that AG would escalate things, and possibly get someone killed. She only cared about stopping AG for that reason. In many ways, Sal was being quite heroic here. She wasn’t spiteful against AG, she just knew that someone would get hurt. (As it happens, it was AG herself.) Her “preaching” is still coming from a place of protecting others.

          And she does have a point… AmaziGirl is constantly trying to prove something. She thinks it’s proving something to Sal… but it’s actually to prove something to her ass of a father. Even though she already beat him up, she’s ALWAYS going to be trying to prove something to him.

          If you went back to that robbery, and Amber’s dad didn’t insult and provoke her, she never would have attacked Sal and stabbed her. She had no reason to, because Sal was already being arrested. Sal is not her arch-enemy, even though Amber really wants her to be. She put on the mask to prove something to her father, even though she says she wants nothing to do with him. Sal may have provided the set-up to the trauma that made AmaziGirl, but it was Amber’s dad that was the catalyst for it.

          Yes, Sal and AmaziGirl were both “asked” to help by Joyce. That’s why both headed off in pursuit. The argument on that comes down to their methodologies. AmaziGirl was being forceful, and Sal was being reactive. Now, Sal probably wouldn’t have had to do any fancy tricks to stop ToeDad, they just have to follow, and keep following. Because the police would eventually get there, and they would stop his car… and Sal and Joyce would be nearby, so Joyce could get to Becky instantly. Any tricks Sal had to do would be reactive, if Ross pulled the gun on them, or what actually happened, if AmaziGirl was about to be creamed by a Truck.

          Sal’s threat is understandable. Frankly, most death threats like that are fairly empty… because unless Sal has taken a life, which I doubt, she won’t do it now. But she would be pissed if AG did recklessly put people’s lives in danger, again… justifiably. So a showdown, beat-em-up, would probably occur… but not death. But she’s pissed that AmaziGirl was reckless. We’ve all been pissed at someone for doing something stupid, even if it didn’t hurt us personally. We’ve all said something to the effect of, “I’ll kill you if you do that again.” Did you mean it? Not literally… but you had anger, and you were expressing it.

  111. Sporky
    Sporky
    November 9, 2015 at 4:23 pm | #

    Willis clearly knows what makes the comic book hero and villain setup so compelling. They’re driven by the same thing deep down but they can’t reconcile their beliefs; that’s great material.

  112. Lulu
    Lulu
    November 9, 2015 at 6:19 pm | #

    Just want to say congrats on continuing to support the perception:
    “Sal is so cooooool!”
    Which you could easily have lost as we got to know her better. But you didn’t.

  113. Tenn
    Tenn
    November 9, 2015 at 6:31 pm | #

    They’re the same. But different.

    But the same.

    (But different.)

  114. Eric
    Eric
    November 9, 2015 at 6:36 pm | #

    I’m not convinced Sal has much grounds to be smug. The “look at me, I’m so cool” attitude gets really tiring really fast.

    And they are at most within few years of each other in age, so calling her ‘kid’ is not just condescending, it’s also inappropriate.

    • Eric
      Eric
      November 9, 2015 at 7:30 pm | #

      They’re the same age.

  115. Jhon
    Jhon
    November 9, 2015 at 8:01 pm | #

    “Trauma olympics”. Easy button”. I

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      November 9, 2015 at 8:02 pm | #

      I LOVE

  116. Jhon
    Jhon
    November 9, 2015 at 8:04 pm | #

    you guys…
    WTF??

  117. Jhon
    Jhon
    November 9, 2015 at 8:08 pm | #

    And when I find myself nodding in agreement with some informed and insightful post, it’s usually Agemegos or Cerberus. Kudos to you folks!

  118. Cizak
    Cizak
    November 9, 2015 at 8:12 pm | #

    Oh, those second and third panels are so fucking delicious. Amber’s such a piece of trash. She’s almost horrible enough that I’m dissapointed she didn’t cry in the third panel, but I’m not quite that sadistic about her yet. We’ll probably get there eventually, though. She’s one of the very few characters that has yet to show any inkling to becoming a better person.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      November 9, 2015 at 8:16 pm | #

      The most appropriate grav for that comment ever.

  119. Commodore Jeep-Eep
    Commodore Jeep-Eep
    November 9, 2015 at 8:34 pm | #

    Hear that? That’s Chekov’s gun chambering a new round. There’s a blowup between the two to come.

    Also, is it just me or do I notice tears in that blood.

  120. Luchucholo
    Luchucholo
    November 9, 2015 at 9:12 pm | #

    One thing I don´t like about what Sal has just said is “… I will end you (if you continue to do this)”, taking things almost to a personal level. Well, it´s consistent in a way (she won´t snitch a word to the police or authorities, just because she doesn´t trust them), in a sense it´s on her own code of morals, but still, this isn´t the best solution. I would have preferred that another person, perhaps Ethan, would have confronted AG/Amber about this. Heck, even a local sheriff or someone from the ambulance that´s about to come. Sal´s lack of interest just killed the little glimpse of catharsis almost breaking out from AG´s mouth in panel three. Sal does have little patience, and she isn´t as mature as she thinks she is. She won´t hear out “a complete stranger”, but surely, has time to say her piece, shut her off and go away in a motorcicle. Yeah, right. Sal´s inexperience in the ways of life is only marginally lesser than Amber´s, and no, that´s no good. They both are rock bottom still, one way or another. And that´s why there´s still room to things going sour. Both girl´s won´t make compromises in their ways.

  121. Wublub
    Wublub
    November 9, 2015 at 10:39 pm | #

    WAIT. Sal said she knows *how* Amazigirl is doing this, not why. She doesn’t know or care why.
    Is Amazigirl taking steroids?

    • Wublub
      Wublub
      November 9, 2015 at 10:39 pm | #

      Or, you know, some other kind of drug that makes you all crazy strong and fast?

      • Memyself
        Memyself
        November 9, 2015 at 11:03 pm | #

        Anger.

      • Victor Riley
        Victor Riley
        November 9, 2015 at 11:09 pm | #

        I think she just knows that AmaziGirl has something to prove. Just like Sal, always felt like she had something to prove, that’s why she acted out and became a juvenille delinquent. It’s how they directed their anger, and while one went crime, the other went vigilante… they do share that in common.

      • Lel
        Lel
        November 9, 2015 at 11:44 pm | #

        Meth confirmed.

  122. Yatsude Hatte
    Yatsude Hatte
    November 9, 2015 at 10:53 pm | #

    I always knew there was a reason for Sal wearing Cobra colors.

  123. gc
    gc
    November 10, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    God, is there anything more obnoxious than a teenager/young adult addressing another teenager/young adult as “kid”?

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1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
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Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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