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by David M Willis on November 29, 2015 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - That Perfect Girl
└ Tags: agatha, carla, jennifer, ruth, sierra

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  1. aslo
    aslo
    November 29, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Nice

    • modulusshift
      modulusshift
      November 29, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

      Sal seriously just needs to teach Billy the art of self-defenestration, though. Would save a lot of hassle.

      • LeslieBean4Shizzle
        LeslieBean4Shizzle
        November 29, 2015 at 1:09 am | #

        I’m not sure Billie’s usual level of alcohol consumption and self-defenestration really mix well.
        … actually, I just wanted to use the phrase “self-defenestration”.

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 29, 2015 at 1:35 am | #

          I think degeneration, self or otherwise, would have to be out the window. And I think Sal has a patent on that.

          • Clif
            Clif
            November 29, 2015 at 1:37 am | #

            Defenestration. No edit plus spell correct is a mean combination.

            • modulusshift
              modulusshift
              November 29, 2015 at 2:23 am | #

              You’re telling me. My comment is now forever stuck with Billy instead of Billie.

              • shadowsneakz
                shadowsneakz
                November 29, 2015 at 8:23 am | #

                Your avatars could not be more perfect for that.

            • LR
              LR
              November 29, 2015 at 6:13 am | #

              You should have claimed credit for it.

      • John
        John
        November 29, 2015 at 2:03 pm | #

        Billie is strictly forbidden from autodefenestration by that roommate agreement that Ruth made her make. That clause cuts both ways!

    • Znayx
      Znayx
      November 29, 2015 at 3:33 pm | #

      Definitely nice. Hole in one, Billy. Strrrrrrrike! OUT OF THE PARK! …Wait, you should probably stick with a hockey metaphor if you don’t want to piss off Ruth even more.

  2. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    November 29, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    “Yeah, well just you wait until I mate YOU”

    … no wait

    • loneWanderer
      loneWanderer
      November 29, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      …maybe? or should i say MATEBE

  3. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    November 29, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    I’d be more confused about the ponytail than the meeting

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      November 29, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      I’m sure they’ll get to that later.

      • AnvilPro
        AnvilPro
        November 29, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

        The ponytail is the far more pressing matter

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 29, 2015 at 1:54 am | #

          Change blindness.

  4. Eric
    Eric
    November 29, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Masterstroke

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 29, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      Billie is an evil genius.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 29, 2015 at 1:24 am | #

        My respect for her climbs.

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          November 29, 2015 at 6:45 am | #

          H. C., P. S.

  5. Wire Segal
    Wire Segal
    November 29, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Ruth looks seriously pissed at that EPIC save by billie.

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      November 29, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      Well, they have to put on a show and make it look real.

    • Scordo
      Scordo
      November 29, 2015 at 1:32 am | #

      Well Billie basically just forced her to go to that meeting. hence the “check, mate” alt text.

  6. Zaidyer
    Zaidyer
    November 29, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    I’m not sure who they think they’re fooling anymore

    • Dana
      Dana
      November 29, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      Themselves?

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        November 29, 2015 at 2:17 am | #

        Carla in the next panel: “Huh, so that’s what the banging on my wall was about… ew…”

    • Jacknoir
      Jacknoir
      November 29, 2015 at 1:37 pm | #

      It’s about the level of Clark Kent’s glasses at this point. they aren’t actually fooling anyone, It’s just that everyone’s playing along out of a mix of fear and courtesy.

      • DSL
        DSL
        November 29, 2015 at 3:47 pm | #

        Never underestimate the power of “Naw. Can’t be.”

  7. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    November 29, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh, Billie’s gonna get such a pounding for that one! 😉

    • Someone
      Someone
      November 29, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      don’t worry, she’ll like it

    • nothri
      nothri
      November 29, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      In more ways than one, knowing these two.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 29, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      A pounding or a pegging?

      • JustCheetoDust
        JustCheetoDust
        November 29, 2015 at 12:50 am | #

        Yes.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 29, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      And possibly a spanking if she’s into that.

      • Mr. Mendo
        Mr. Mendo
        November 29, 2015 at 1:21 am | #

        All the best people are! 🙂

        • Strangeshapes
          Strangeshapes
          November 29, 2015 at 4:43 am | #

          I approve of this comment, and feel new slipshine possibilities forming. 😋

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        November 29, 2015 at 8:20 am | #

        A spanking! A spanking!

        –And then, the oral sex.

        • Dana
          Dana
          November 29, 2015 at 9:04 am | #

          Well I could stay a bit longer.

  8. Archive
    Archive
    November 29, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    I mean what I say, And I say what I mean. Every detail you say, about every DOA.
    On August 18, Willis mentioned that Maggie said that Billie is smart because of today’s strip.
    After reading…
    Yeah.
    Pretty Smart.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 29, 2015 at 4:23 am | #

      Well remembered! Yup. Billie is smart

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        November 29, 2015 at 8:21 am | #

        I marked it on the calendar. 😀

  9. inqntrol
    inqntrol
    November 29, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Vey smooth.

  10. Tacos
    Tacos
    November 29, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Well played, Billie.

  11. CaptainBatson
    CaptainBatson
    November 29, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Oh my!

  12. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    November 29, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Okay. That was actually pretty nice.

  13. Valerie
    Valerie
    November 29, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Fuckin’ score for Billie. Well done, girl. <3

  14. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    November 29, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Today’s Forecast: Heavy Tsunderestorms

    • TamiDOA
      TamiDOA
      November 29, 2015 at 10:57 am | #

      My new favorite word!

  15. Soc
    Soc
    November 29, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    I like to think Mary is the one who asked the question.

    • John
      John
      November 29, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      I think she’d be tagged if she were.

    • Joe
      Joe
      November 29, 2015 at 9:37 am | #

      I didn’t even realize she wasn’t in panel 3 because of course she’d take the chance to catch them.

  16. Emoroffle
    Emoroffle
    November 29, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    That was smooth. I’m pretty sure Billie is in the doghouse now though.

  17. Cow
    Cow
    November 29, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Someone’s getting hatefucked tonight.

    • nothri
      nothri
      November 29, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      Probably. Which I’m counting as a double victory for Billie, frankly.

      • John
        John
        November 29, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

        And she got the booze!

        • Tacos
          Tacos
          November 29, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

          Then make it a triple victory.

          • heyman
            heyman
            November 29, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

            But Billie will be without her femurs.

            • Scordo
              Scordo
              November 29, 2015 at 1:35 am | #

              3 wins out of four, not bad considering she was in a depressive spiral a week ago.

    • Just Here
      Just Here
      November 29, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

      I’m pretty sure that happens a lot with them.

  18. Edupoet81
    Edupoet81
    November 29, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Ruth has indeed been played.

    It’s good to see Billie starting off her day with a healthy breakfast.

    • Dean
      Dean
      November 29, 2015 at 1:26 am | #

      Breakfast of champions!

  19. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    November 29, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    *looks around for his copy of “Tell Her No”*

  20. K. Ivan Ruppert
    K. Ivan Ruppert
    November 29, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Part of me wants to hate Billie/Ruth for having a really unhealthy, borderline abusive relationship, but I just can’t.

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      November 29, 2015 at 1:24 am | #

      Like I said elsewhere right now I think what they have going is a kinky relationship. But I’m worried that they haven’t sat down and had the mature discussion necessary to establish the limits, boundaries, and safe words that would keep it from slipping from kinky to abusive.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 29, 2015 at 1:48 am | #

        Their relationship is based completely on mutual abuse and caring. It’s the lack of limits and boundaries and safe anything that gives their relationship enough of a charge to keep the lesbian suicide pact from reaching it’s inevitable conclusion.

        So far.

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          November 29, 2015 at 2:26 am | #

          Please, let it be evitable.

          • Clif
            Clif
            November 29, 2015 at 10:44 pm | #

            Like.

    • NelC
      NelC
      November 29, 2015 at 5:43 pm | #

      Gawd, you can’t hate people for having unhealthy relationships; we’d all be targets for that, I’m sure. Hate them for not realising it over time and not changing it or getting out, if you have to.

  21. jepmz
    jepmz
    November 29, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    ……………………*slow clap*

  22. ozaline
    ozaline
    November 29, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Since I saw this was filtered on the tumblr, I want to try it out, and see what it does.

    The day that Billie forced Ruth to have an impromptu floor meeting was the worst day of her life…

    For Billie it was Tuesday.

    • Someone
      Someone
      November 29, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      it was friday.

      • inqntrol
        inqntrol
        November 29, 2015 at 1:10 am | #

        A Black Friday if we can say.

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 29, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

          So what did it do?

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            November 29, 2015 at 10:59 am | #

            That one line from Street Fighter the Movie gets automatically removed due to overuse.

  23. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    November 29, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Got played.

  24. nothri
    nothri
    November 29, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    “Oh yeah, there totally is a floor meeting. Oh, and Billie, thanks again for talking with Joyce about what we discussed. Let me know how that goes.”

    Two can play that game.

    • Just Me
      Just Me
      November 29, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      I don’t think Ruth could play it as well as Billie can.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      November 29, 2015 at 8:44 am | #

      No they can’t. it’s Ruth’s job, even if Billie did talk to her Ruth is still obligated.

  25. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    November 29, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    Billie, you magnificent bastard, you.

    • Jesse
      Jesse
      November 29, 2015 at 12:49 am | #

      I read your BOOK!!

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 29, 2015 at 1:52 am | #

        Billie wrote a book?

        • Solenoid
          Solenoid
          November 29, 2015 at 6:23 am | #

          Famous quote by Patton, about Rommel, actually.

      • Willinwoods
        Willinwoods
        November 29, 2015 at 4:34 am | #

        I drink your LIQUORMILKSHAKE!!

  26. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    November 29, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Well ain’t ya slick, Billie?

    • nothri
      nothri
      November 29, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      Well, pissing Ruth off is a turn on for her, so probably yes.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        November 29, 2015 at 12:17 pm | #

        She likes things loud and certain:
        http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/133357998517/this-panel-is-among-the-most-billie-est-things-i

  27. RJ
    RJ
    November 29, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Well played, Billie.

    But boy, do these two give me an sense of impending doom. How often can Ruth possibly pretend to kick Billie out of her room before people start to notice?

    Also getting a big co-dependenty vibe from these last few strips. It could be Billie helping Ruth deal with depression and everything will be fine… or this ship could end up crashing.

    *debbie downer trombone*

    • Someone
      Someone
      November 29, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      to be fair, this is the same group of kids who still can’t recognize Amber when she puts a tiny mask on.

      • nothri
        nothri
        November 29, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

        And she takes off her glasses! That’s the most important step. No one can recognize someone with glasses on. Scientifically proven. There was a study and everything.

        • Someone
          Someone
          November 29, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

          When ever I take my glasses off at school

          “hey theres a new kid in class”

          “every fucking time guys”

          • inqntrol
            inqntrol
            November 29, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

            You reminded me of this. The last one is my favourite.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          November 29, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

          Big glasses + hairstyle + phony voice + Amber is reclusive so hardly anyone sees her + Amber’s bodytype/clothing/habits don’t show how super-athletic she actually is.

          As a short person, my height and hair are my quickest identifiers from a distance. If I wanted to throw people off, I’d start wearing lifts in my normal shoes.

          • John
            John
            November 29, 2015 at 12:43 am | #

            I’m pretty sure all of her mannerisms – which are actually the main factor most people use to recognize people, albeit unconsciously – change when she puts the costume on, too. Danny had enough exposure to her in both guises that I’ll totally blame him for not seeing through it, but almost no one else in the cast has.

            • Lord Stoneheart
              Lord Stoneheart
              November 29, 2015 at 11:59 am | #

              We see Mandy and Grace discuss it. They acknowledge that Amazi Girl resembles Amber but dismiss it. I mean it’s never been a secret to us, but for all they know it could be one of thousands of other girls on campus.

              • Rutee
                Rutee
                November 29, 2015 at 3:17 pm | #

                Not quite. One dismisses it, but the other is sticking to her guns. Similarly, the other was positive Billie and Ruth wanted to bang, but the other dismissed that.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  November 29, 2015 at 3:23 pm | #

                  They eventually asked Amazi-Girl about it, but they figured she was actually Other Rachel (which according to Willis was their actual guess).

            • Cerberus
              Cerberus
              November 29, 2015 at 12:20 pm | #

              Yeah, there’s all of this. Plus, there’s the fact that her DID contributes to her having a full personality switch between the alters. Even if people are like, okay she kinda looks like that recluse girl who stays in her room and we almost never see, it’d be dismissed because Amber is shy and apologizing and reserved and nervous to even look you in the face and Amazi-girl is brash and bold and confident and athletic.

              • ə snow ʍouse
                ə snow ʍouse
                November 29, 2015 at 2:49 pm | #

                Full-on Dissociative Identity Disorder? hm.

                • ə snow ʍouse
                  ə snow ʍouse
                  November 29, 2015 at 2:51 pm | #

                  I don’t know if I’d say she really has that. I mean, it’s more like a persona she PURPOSEFULLY puts on, but that she’s kind of been dependent on.

                • Agemegos
                  Agemegos
                  November 29, 2015 at 4:58 pm | #

                  Amber’s tendency to treat Amber and Amazigirl as two distinct personas has been advancing during the course of the comic. Is that a psychiatric deterioration, or just a series of practical accommodations and developing in-jokes? I dunno: DID is pretty obscure.

                  I fear that it might turn out to be fateful that Danny chose to “date” Amazigirl rather than Amber. He doubtless thinks it’s just a bit of roleplaying fun, but I’m afraid that for Amber there are dangerous issues of self-worth, identity, and reinforcement of self-destructive behaviour.

        • Marie
          Marie
          November 29, 2015 at 4:11 am | #

          Crows can, but do we really think Read Hall’s population is smarter than corvids?

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            November 29, 2015 at 4:59 pm | #

            Course not! Crows are at least as smart as grad students.

        • Dana
          Dana
          November 29, 2015 at 9:12 am | #

          So Ruth is into girls and her girlfriend doesn’t wear glasses. Problem solved.

    • MM
      MM
      November 29, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

      Of course, all Billie has to do is point out that her not being in her room gives Becky a place to stay.

      …Out of Ruth’s earshot, that is.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        November 29, 2015 at 2:30 am | #

        That won’t cut any ice with Mary.

    • zoelogical
      zoelogical
      November 29, 2015 at 2:53 pm | #

      is it weird that i think it was a genuinely loving gesture for billie to get ruth’s stuff all organized for her? like…that was nice. the tricking her into being a good RA not so much, but like that’s shit ruth needs to pull together.

  28. Just Me
    Just Me
    November 29, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Morning Workout. May not be 50 Shades of Grey, more like 50 shades of Red.

  29. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    November 29, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    Seriously though how much padding do we have left to cover till we get to Amazi-girl V Sal : the Civil Battle

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      November 29, 2015 at 10:56 am | #

      Probably not for like another year. They just had another confrontation last chapter where Sal totally chewed her out.

  30. Wublub
    Wublub
    November 29, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    First the sneaky ponytail, now this.
    Billie, you are a little genius.

  31. Mandy
    Mandy
    November 29, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

    I just really adore both Billie and Ruth’s outfits for some reason.

    • John
      John
      November 29, 2015 at 12:44 am | #

      I dunno, I like Billie’s, but Ruth’s makes her look like a gas station attendant.

      • Smiling Cat
        Smiling Cat
        November 29, 2015 at 4:10 am | #

        You got something against gas station attendants?

        That faint smell of gasoline gets my motor running.

        • John
          John
          November 29, 2015 at 12:02 pm | #

          I prefer my everyday maintenance functions to be completely free of the warmth of human contact.

  32. Kathleen
    Kathleen
    November 29, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

    I don’t think lavender is Ruth’s color.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      November 29, 2015 at 1:40 am | #

      I like it; it makes her hair stand out without clashing. Lavender is like black in that it goes well with most colors.

  33. pharmadan
    pharmadan
    November 29, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    You know I think Billie may need to borrow Dina’s “clever girl” shirt after all this here.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 29, 2015 at 2:43 pm | #

      I don’t think it would fit.

      • Willoughby Chase
        Willoughby Chase
        November 29, 2015 at 6:31 pm | #

        Not a problem.

  34. Pierre-Eric
    Pierre-Eric
    November 29, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

    Wow… Billie’s pretty devious.

  35. Smiling Cat
    Smiling Cat
    November 29, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

    You know, even assuming I didn’t already know the two were banging, I like to believe that I’d suspect the two were banging. They publicly engage each other way too much.

    “You two are just too nasty to each other to not have been nasty to each other.”

    • No Name
      No Name
      November 29, 2015 at 12:43 am | #

      I’m sure Mandy and Grace argue about that constantly.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        November 29, 2015 at 12:23 pm | #

        Yeah, the downside of trying to hide sexytimes with loud knock-down fights is that anyone who grew up with romantic comedies and romantic subplots in movies is already ready to latch on to the “they seem to hate each other way too much to not be secretly banging” worldview. So yeah, there’s probably a good contingent that assumes they’re hate-fucking, but just don’t care.

        • bhtooefr
          bhtooefr
          November 29, 2015 at 2:49 pm | #

          Not only that, but panel 4 actually reads like everyone knows, and actually wants to see the lame excuses for this particular loud knock-down fight, for their entertainment.

          • ə snow ʍouse
            ə snow ʍouse
            November 29, 2015 at 2:53 pm | #

            Maybe it’s Mary asking?

  36. TOD
    TOD
    November 29, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

    Aaand Billie wins that round. *applauds*

  37. IDontcarenomore
    IDontcarenomore
    November 29, 2015 at 12:55 am | #

    Smooth move Billie.
    Come on guys. We know no one can recognize that AG is really Amber and vice versa.
    But how many times does Ruth have to bounce Billy out the door before someone catches on?

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      November 29, 2015 at 2:06 pm | #

      The real question is probably not whether anyone has figured it out, but who has figured it out that’s a threat to them. Carla probably doesn’t give a damn. Sierra seems like she would leave them be, but is there a chance she might spill the beans to the wrong person?

  38. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    November 29, 2015 at 1:02 am | #

    6 panel : “…well played, arsehole”

  39. JustCheetoDust
    JustCheetoDust
    November 29, 2015 at 1:03 am | #

    I hope getting thrown out becomes a recurring thing like in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air when Jazz thought already being outside made him safe, only to learn that he could still be thrown into the house.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      November 29, 2015 at 1:10 am | #

      If it does, though, they’re going to need to put up a warning sign (“Flying Billie Zone”, like the “Falling Rock Zone” signs on highways) or someone’s going to get hurt.  This time it was Agatha that almost got caught in the crossfire and became collateral damage.

  40. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    November 29, 2015 at 1:05 am | #

    I like the dainty ‘raised pinky finger’ as Billie takes a hit off the bottle in the first panel.

  41. Shanunu
    Shanunu
    November 29, 2015 at 1:06 am | #

    This is the page that Maggie commented that Billie is very clever on!!

    Yes I marked my calendar back when he said it.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      November 29, 2015 at 1:42 am | #

      My calendar’s waiting for January 17, 2017. This has been a long year.

  42. Darp
    Darp
    November 29, 2015 at 1:30 am | #

    Can’t she go out the window like a normal human?

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      November 29, 2015 at 1:45 am | #

      I think Sal trademarked that.

  43. Jake
    Jake
    November 29, 2015 at 1:43 am | #

    what’s this? a comic with a two word title? does that mean that every single word in this strip is a title to a previous strip? have we really reached this point?

    • No Name
      No Name
      November 29, 2015 at 4:23 am | #

      If you’d been paying attention, you’d have noticed this is not the first two-worder.

  44. io
    io
    November 29, 2015 at 1:54 am | #

    I hope this is a long day, Carla is wearinv a very cute outfit and I wamt her to get some spotlight before the next clothing cycle 😮

  45. Johnny Z
    Johnny Z
    November 29, 2015 at 2:04 am | #

    I like how the University wants the alcoholic RA who assaults her students to help people deal with the violence on campus.

    • HeySo
      HeySo
      November 29, 2015 at 2:23 am | #

      Who better than an experienced source, though?
      Come on, she’s a professional.

    • io
      io
      November 30, 2015 at 2:19 am | #

      That reply had nothing to do with my comment o.O

  46. Kraken
    Kraken
    November 29, 2015 at 2:08 am | #

    I wasn’t actually expecting her to drink the booze.

    Alcoholism, ladies and gentlemen.

    • Betty Anne
      Betty Anne
      November 29, 2015 at 12:34 pm | #

      Protip: Alcoholics think they function best after a drink, so they drink in the morning. (Also: “Best cure for hangovers: a drink. Not of water.”)

      Billie’s far from the first one who grabbed a swig on the way out the door to class.

    • No Name
      No Name
      November 29, 2015 at 12:38 pm | #

      Billie is what Nate Ford would describe as a “functioning alcoholic”.

  47. saki
    saki
    November 29, 2015 at 2:22 am | #

    Where Ruth realises: Ooh, she’s good.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      November 29, 2015 at 2:38 am | #

      Which pretty much explains Ruth’s pursed lips and arched eyebrow in panel #6.

  48. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 29, 2015 at 2:46 am | #

    Something tells me that Ruth isn’t as in charge in this relationship as she’d always assumed. This could make things… interesting. I wait to see if she can adapt to Billie’s ability to think on her feet and thus manipulate her when the opportunity arises..

  49. Lulu
    Lulu
    November 29, 2015 at 3:01 am | #

    In relationship between a guy and a girl you know that the girl is the one who in the end decides about everything and is on top, but how it goes with two girls then?

    • Lord Stoneheart
      Lord Stoneheart
      November 29, 2015 at 8:24 am | #

      Uh just like a relationship between a guy and a girl, it depends? And usually it’s not one person that decides everything? (Again just like most relationships I know with a guy and a girl)

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 29, 2015 at 12:29 pm | #

      I’m pretty sure that’s not even how most heteronormative relationships work, even if TV tries to tell us otherwise. People are people and outside of trying to force relationships into unhealthy dynamics so they more match what is modeled in media, most people just do what works for those inside of it which in a healthy relationship is mutual respect and support.

  50. Spongegirl Circleskirt
    Spongegirl Circleskirt
    November 29, 2015 at 3:07 am | #

    …and everyone on the floor knows they’re sleeping together. In fact, they are quite amused and keep acting surprised to see how creative they can be at trying to fake the reasons they are seen together. The only oblivious ones are their friends, because sitcom logic.

    • Dana
      Dana
      November 29, 2015 at 9:18 am | #

      The only one who is neither amused nor a friend, Mary, is biding her time then.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        November 29, 2015 at 3:03 pm | #

        Poor Mary is going to be so disappointed when she finally tries to reveal that they are sleeping witch each other and no one is surprised.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 29, 2015 at 12:31 pm | #

      There’s a betting pool on things like “long lingering looks”, “nearly kissing”, and accidentally describing kinky sex. Sierra or Carla are just trying to steer the action in their favor for the bets.

      • Betty Anne
        Betty Anne
        November 29, 2015 at 12:38 pm | #

        The RPF is on a fic archive everyone has the link to except Billie and Ruth. Mary’s taking careful notes, because she thinks they’re the author (“BILLIERUTH5EVER”) and is certain it’s non-fiction. It’s going in her file for when she feels she has enough evidence to report them. :p

        … I think I spent too much time wrapped up in LiveJournal drama back in the day. >_>

  51. James
    James
    November 29, 2015 at 3:11 am | #

    Nobody suspects a thing~

    • AnishY
      AnishY
      November 29, 2015 at 9:36 am | #

      CoughMaryCough

  52. Arianod
    Arianod
    November 29, 2015 at 3:35 am | #

    Ò3Ô

  53. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    November 29, 2015 at 3:44 am | #

    … Clever girl, Billie. Well played.

  54. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 29, 2015 at 4:17 am | #

    This morning when Agatha called her family the phone almost ran out of power and she had to charge it. DRAMA!!!

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      November 29, 2015 at 8:21 am | #

      Sierra stayed up a little too late and now she’s a bit groggy.

  55. Agemegos
    Agemegos
    November 29, 2015 at 4:34 am | #

    Hey! Has anyone worked out what date it’s going to be in the Dumbiverse on the 8th of November next?

    When the Dumbidate gets to the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November, is is going to be a presidential election year?

    • Norah
      Norah
      November 29, 2015 at 4:49 am | #

      It wasn’t in 2012….

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        November 29, 2015 at 4:56 am | #

        It wasn’t November in 2012.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 29, 2015 at 5:33 am | #

      Let’s see: DoA has been running for 62.5 months and has covered five weeks. That’s 12.5 months to cover each week. The characters are at the end of the first week in October, so the Tuesday after the first Mondat in November is about four and a half weeks away, which at the going rate comes to about 56 months… July 2020? Will Dorothy be volunteering?

    • Lord Stoneheart
      Lord Stoneheart
      November 29, 2015 at 8:22 am | #

      Taking place in an unspecified year, I think it’s a presidential election year if Willis wants it to be a presidential election year. Though it’s definitely a year where representatives get elected according Robin when she appeared in the gender studies class.

      • Dana
        Dana
        November 29, 2015 at 9:20 am | #

        With two year terms, I don’t think House members ever stop running.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 29, 2015 at 9:29 am | #

      Please no. The presidential election cycle drags on far too long as it is…

  56. Mada
    Mada
    November 29, 2015 at 5:02 am | #

    and Billie now joins Dina in the “Clever Girl Club”

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      November 29, 2015 at 6:13 am | #

      But if she gets a Dino hat, will she be able to comprehend its powers?

  57. phildog
    phildog
    November 29, 2015 at 5:41 am | #

    They’re not just OTP. They are best OTP.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      November 29, 2015 at 8:37 am | #

      I just threw up a little.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        November 29, 2015 at 10:58 am | #

        They’re certainly interesting at least.

        Part of what made me realize I could like them was accepting that Ruth is a terrible person and their relationship is toxic and abusive. They aren’t two tragic lovers against the world, clinging to each other; they’re codependent, suicidal alcoholics.

        • ə snow ʍouse
          ə snow ʍouse
          November 29, 2015 at 2:57 pm | #

          They’re two tragic lovers against themselves!

        • Rutee
          Rutee
          November 29, 2015 at 3:08 pm | #

          NTS: When people who are facing suicidal ideation do not behave as model persons, they are actually terrible.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            November 29, 2015 at 3:10 pm | #

            I was more referring to the constant abuse she heaped onto Billie.

            Those parts where she casually describes herself in the worst terms imaginable are when I find myself most in sync with her, but she’s still abusive. That’s kinda sorta terrible.

            • Rutee
              Rutee
              November 29, 2015 at 3:24 pm | #

              See, if you mean Billie, I get that (I’d disagree, but I’m not willing to assume ‘kids forget to triple-check is actually them forgetting about consent, but not realizing how important that third check is with this kink), but you seem fairly wrong on the whole. She /does/ put on a mean-as-hell persona, but most of her interactions with others, she’s trying to help, and it’s not like she does so by trying to beat them or threaten them. She’s by no means a sparkling saint, but nobody is. Assuming my read on her is right, she’s just not fundamentally terrible.

              • Spencer
                Spencer
                November 29, 2015 at 3:30 pm | #

                I wasn’t talking about their kink, I was talking about how Ruth constantly harassed her, stole from her, and slammed her against a wall and kissed her. She’s done some pretty awful shit as an RA, mostly to Billie but she’s engaged in some minor forms of harassment against some of the other students, which, you know, still crappy of her.

                Ruth is complex and interesting but she’s still been abusive towards Billie, though FWIW using a blanket description like “terrible” is kind of unfair of me and puts her more in the league of Blaine and Ross than it accurately sums up Ruth.

                • Rutee
                  Rutee
                  November 29, 2015 at 3:36 pm | #

                  Overall I’m fine with “That’s a bit far, I guess”, but I do want to point out that her and Billie were mutually antagonistic to each other. She had the upper hand, but it’s not as simple as “one is abusive”. Yes, the wall kiss was still sexual harrassment, obviously, not going to say it wasn’t.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  November 29, 2015 at 3:39 pm | #

                  Fair enough. I put a bit more responsibility on Ruth since she instigated more than a few of the encounters and she’s in a position of authority, but I see where you’re coming from.

  58. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    November 29, 2015 at 6:46 am | #

    Well-played.

  59. Spencer
    Spencer
    November 29, 2015 at 7:38 am | #

    Normalizing of abuse and subterfuge to manipulate your partner.

    Truly we have never known greater love.

    • Commodore Jeep-Eep
      Commodore Jeep-Eep
      November 29, 2015 at 8:07 am | #

      We all know this situation is going to end in tears and disaster.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        November 29, 2015 at 8:10 am | #

        Yeah, they treat these little scenes as a normal aspect of their relationship. Nah it’s cool, throw me out of a room or rip my clothes off in a hallway, that’s just how we roll.

        • No Name
          No Name
          November 29, 2015 at 12:33 pm | #

          If I recall, Billie showed genuine anger at the clothing stunt, so they aren’t that far gone.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 29, 2015 at 12:36 pm | #

          Yeah, and it can be a problem for college kids that do like the kink, but don’t know the apparatus to make it more consensual. So Billie, for now, is turned on by being thrown about and slammed against walls, but doesn’t fully realize that her girlfriend playing up the rage because it’s one of the few emotions she can still feel is not a healthy way to get those interactions.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            November 29, 2015 at 12:39 pm | #

            My bad, I wasn’t talking about her being into it (though I can also buy that), but more that she just casually rolls with Ruth’s abusive behaviour, and likewise Ruth lashes out because she doesn’t know how else to act.

            You know how Amber in Shortpacked described how her mom took Blaine’s abuse as a “funny quirk”? I think that’s sort of where Ruth and Billie are now, just not as horribly gone as Blaine was.

            • Cerberus
              Cerberus
              November 29, 2015 at 12:43 pm | #

              Oh yeah, I’m on the same page with that. To Billie, she enjoys the loudness and the slamming against walls and the intellectual power plays and the drawn out smack down fights because they work well with her insecurities about silence and her kinkiness, but she’s not noticing that her girlfriend is still frequently stuck in rage mode and takes it out on her without checking for consent.

              And that’s the red flag because it pops up repeatedly and Billie is building means of ignoring when it doesn’t feel right by overly focusing on where it feels kinky and sexually satisfying.

          • Rutee
            Rutee
            November 29, 2015 at 3:14 pm | #

            This is consensual, enthusiastically, full stop. I’m not going to say what Ruth’s doing is healthy, but they are both agreeing to this with full knowledge of what they’re agreeing to.

            Frankly, what we’re seeing seems more like kids not knowing how important it is (and it is FUCKING IMPORTANT) to triple-check what they’re doing. Considering they’re learning about a genuinely difficult kink entirely first hand and without outside aid, they look like they’re doing a good job. Sure, those resources exist, but they’re not interacting with a wider community to know about it, and most people just aren’t introspective enough to look just because when nothing’s gone wrong.

            • Agemegos
              Agemegos
              November 29, 2015 at 5:09 pm | #

              One of the things they have agreed to is mutual suicide.

  60. Ruthmost
    Ruthmost
    November 29, 2015 at 10:20 am | #

    My prediction.

    Attendance will be checked. Becky will be exposed either by her attendance or offscreen with her name. Problems defo coming for ‘tight ship’ Ruth.

  61. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    November 29, 2015 at 12:40 pm | #

    Also, it looks like Ruth is still having to be the one to keep Billie going to class regularly, so it looks like Billie is trying to go the full co-dependent at the cost of her education (which means she’s probably not doing much in the way of studying or writing her essays).

  62. Emma
    Emma
    November 29, 2015 at 12:58 pm | #

    Daaang I love that “Well played” look Ruth gives her. xD I am a little surprised nobody has reported Ruth’s public physical abuse towards Billie. I’d like to think I would. But maybe it’s a “oh I’m sure someone else will” type deal.

    • Johnny Z
      Johnny Z
      November 29, 2015 at 2:16 pm | #

      Only males get reported for assault on this campus.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        November 29, 2015 at 2:37 pm | #

        Can we not get into this? Stuff like that usually ends up a huge signal flare for MRAs.

        Besides, men don’t get reported; Amazi-Girl beats the shit out of them.

        • Johnny Z
          Johnny Z
          November 29, 2015 at 3:11 pm | #

          It’s less real world commentary (the webcomic does not depict the real world) and more observation of writer bias. Amazi-Girl has attacked a number of people for doing nothing (mike, sal, malaya), and in certain situations other characters have done the same (Joyce slashing Ryan’s face open for being an ass but not really “doing” anything), as well as the RA who has repeatedly attacked students. Meanwhile both Becky and Amber’s fathers aren’t allowed on campus.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            November 29, 2015 at 3:20 pm | #

            Did you seriously just try to defend the attempted rapist?

            I’d make some smarmy comment but why bother when this entire comment chains going to get deleted. Adios!

            • TARDIS With a Hat
              TARDIS With a Hat
              November 29, 2015 at 3:34 pm | #

              (and also Ross and Blaine are, like, the WORST anyway – so I don’t think you can compare them to the other characters’ stuff)

            • Bicycle Bill
              Bicycle Bill
              November 29, 2015 at 5:59 pm | #

              While this thread may indeed get deleted, Spencer, something like Johnny Z’s remark about “Joyce slashing Ryan’s face open for being an ass but not really ‘doing’ anything” must not be allowed to pass unchallenged.

              Hey, dum-dum, did you forget that Ryan was the person who roofied Joyce’s drink?  Joyce recognized the situation before it got too far out of hand and took action, and whatever happened to Ryan was fully deserved — especially since he was able to get away during the hubbub surrounding Amazi-Girl’s appearance, and he and his Rohypnol (or whatever he was using) are still out there somewhere.

              • Bicycle Bill
                Bicycle Bill
                November 29, 2015 at 6:04 pm | #

                nb — everything in the second sentence is being addressed to Johnny Z, not to Spencer.
                We really need an ‘edit’ or ‘delete’ feature around here.

            • Lord Stoneheart
              Lord Stoneheart
              November 29, 2015 at 8:35 pm | #

              You know I was expecting the “Joyce beat up Joe for thinking dirty thoughts routine.” I would still disagree with their argument still because that was Joyce and Mike who did it. (Though I don’t like that scene because I thought it treated assault as a joke). And as for Amazi Girl and Ruth, I expect them to face consequences in the future. In Ruth’s case I’m starting to get the feeling they may come as early as this chapter. (She seems to be blowing off RA work lately. This might encourage people to go to the higher ups with complaints and for the higher ups to start taking complaints more seriously).

              But then the person making the argument decided to go with “Joyce glassed that one guy for no reason” when said reason was that the guy drugged and tried to rape Joyce and holy fucking shit, what the fuck is this, why would someone who makes that kind of conclusion even read this comic, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck… (Repeat as necessary)

          • Mr. Morningstar
            Mr. Morningstar
            November 29, 2015 at 3:27 pm | #

            wow

          • Eudae
            Eudae
            November 29, 2015 at 3:30 pm | #

            Ryan drugged her drink, and regardless of that, he was trying to rape her. Joyce was totally justified in slashing his face open – he got off way too lightly, actually. I can’t believe you’re saying that he was simply being an ass who didn’t really “do anything” when he literally drugged her so he could rape her, uh.

            • Benvincible
              Benvincible
              November 29, 2015 at 10:35 pm | #

              Also, he got hit with a baseball bat! That was cool.

              • Clif
                Clif
                November 29, 2015 at 11:02 pm | #

                Careful or you’ll get a rant about the evils of self help and vigilante justice.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  November 29, 2015 at 11:03 pm | #

                  But yeah, it was cool.

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            November 29, 2015 at 3:31 pm | #

            Roofying a girl’s drink goes well beyond “being an ass but not really doing anything”.

          • AgentKeen
            AgentKeen
            November 29, 2015 at 3:33 pm | #

            I mean, I probably would’ve gone with Joyce hitting Joe if you’re going to use Joyce as an example, but since you’re saying the dude that drugged and attempted to rape someone did ‘nothing’, I’m going to say you might also have some bias in what you wrote.

            • Smiling Cat
              Smiling Cat
              November 29, 2015 at 10:21 pm | #

              one could make the argument that joyce didn’t yet know she’d been drugged when she hit Ryan (and she didn’t), however you’re still allowed to defend yourself when you can reasonably assume you’re in imminent danger, and Ryan screaming obscenities at her and trying to force her into the bathroom against her will certainly qualifies.

              Even if she or Sarah had killed him, it would be unlikely that any jury would convict (self defense, defense of a third party). Nor should they.

          • Freezer
            Freezer
            November 29, 2015 at 3:49 pm | #

            …Are you reading a different comic than the rest of us?

          • Solenoid
            Solenoid
            November 29, 2015 at 9:37 pm | #

            I think it’s at the point when my mind drifts to insults such as “mung huffer” (DO NOT look ‘mung’ up. Please do not.) that I should understand that I cannot respond some things in a calm and rational manner.

            You know, things like people who defend those who make use of date rape drugs.

          • Smiling Cat
            Smiling Cat
            November 29, 2015 at 10:14 pm | #

            Dude, you are aware that attempted rape, attempted murder, and systematic abuse are bad, right?

          • Smiling Cat
            Smiling Cat
            November 29, 2015 at 10:39 pm | #

            Theory, this individual is one of those species of internet goblins that regularly communicates with others entirely in rape threats. He claims Ryan did nothing because Ryan’s threats translate into “I think you have pretty eyes” in the ancient language of his people.

            Common misunderstanding among the more isolated, insular tribes found on the interwebs.

          • SUGauthor
            SUGauthor
            November 29, 2015 at 11:03 pm | #

            Are you aware that you just compared Joyce defending herself from her attempted rapist to a madman bringing a gun on campus and kidnapping someone at gunpoint?

    • GenericGuestName
      GenericGuestName
      November 29, 2015 at 6:32 pm | #

      They have reported it. Ruth mentions that the higher ups know that she’s a bit…physical, but don’t mind because she runs a tight ship….get it? Tight Ship? ;P

      • Emma
        Emma
        November 29, 2015 at 9:36 pm | #

        Oh I see, I guess it didn’t really sink in.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 29, 2015 at 11:06 pm | #

        But is that really true or is it part of Ruth’s successful intimidation tactics?

        • showler
          showler
          November 30, 2015 at 5:25 pm | #

          I seem to recall that Ruth actually shows a lot of care and concern for every resident except Billie. Plus, Billie publicly attacked Ruth twice. Most people are probably thinking that Billie keeps pushing things with Ruth.

  63. Griffin
    Griffin
    November 29, 2015 at 2:15 pm | #

    If they would just admit they were dating their relationship would drop from Super Problematic to just Kinda Dumb.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 29, 2015 at 2:36 pm | #

      And Ruth would be sacked.

      • Misteline
        Misteline
        November 29, 2015 at 2:50 pm | #

        Why? I’ve been trying to figure out what about their relationship would get Ruth fired. (Outside of the boozing) Billie is consent aged, and Ruth isn’t faculty or anything… Go to admin, tell them you’re considering a relationship and see if Billie can be transferred to another dorm if necessary. Heck, unless there’s preferential treatment occuring homophobia is the only reason anyone in dorm would care…

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          November 29, 2015 at 3:08 pm | #

          That requires the two to be sober long enough to formulate a plan, and if Billie was in another dorm that would mean less time spent hovering around Ruth making sure she didn’t kill herself.

          • John
            John
            November 29, 2015 at 3:13 pm | #

            She doesn’t even ever have to actually use her official room. She could officially swap with Malaya, and just live in Ruth’s room like she’s doing now, and and Becky could live with Lucy, and Sal and Malaya would be roommates. It would be hilarious.

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              November 29, 2015 at 3:21 pm | #

              That could work, but I don’t think Billie’s even thinking that far ahead.

              Besides, the last thing these two need is a legitimate foothold to continue their relationship.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                November 29, 2015 at 5:43 pm | #

                I don’t think the relationship is the problem with these two. They have serious problems and relying on the relationship to save them isn’t going to work, but it’s not like either of them was planning on getting help before the relationship, so I’m really not sure it’s making things worse.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  November 29, 2015 at 6:15 pm | #

                  I don’t think they’re actively driving themselves to worse behaviour, but the stated intent of their relationship is that eventually Ruth is going to kill herself and Billie is forcing her to take her along.

                  Maaaayyyybe they’ve start to calm down a bit, but I think getting together is exacerbating things and it’s only going to get worse when their relationship gets exposed.

        • John
          John
          November 29, 2015 at 3:11 pm | #

          Ruth is in a position of authority over Billie. Dating her residents is against IU rules and regulations.

          If Billie just moved to a different floor, they’d be totally in the clear.

        • Johnny Z
          Johnny Z
          November 29, 2015 at 3:17 pm | #

          Most schools have restrictions on RA/resident relationships because the RA is in a position of power or authority (however limited) over the resident. You can usually get an exception but that’s the kind of thing you should do before you ply the minor with alcohol to get her to have sex with you.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            November 29, 2015 at 3:19 pm | #

            Billie is 18.

            • Agemegos
              Agemegos
              November 29, 2015 at 3:38 pm | #

              And so not a minor. It’s still illegal to supply her with alcohol.

              • Spencer
                Spencer
                November 29, 2015 at 3:41 pm | #

                Oh right. I forgot that the drinking age is 21 over in America.

                Still, his argument was “Ruth was getting her drunk to have sex with her” so still wrong as hell.

                • Agemegos
                  Agemegos
                  November 29, 2015 at 4:30 pm | #

                  The administration is going to ignore everything it can until something goes wrong, and then either blame the victim or scapegoat whomever has the least power and privileges. When it comes to the administration throwing Ruth to the lions do you think they will refrain from bullshitting? When someone accuses Ruth of bullying a vulnerable teenager in her care, plying her with drink, and fucking her without free and sober consent, Ruth will have no effective defence.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                November 29, 2015 at 5:42 pm | #

                OTOH, as far as I can tell it’s also illegal for Ruth to drink. She’s not that much older than Billie, right? Isn’t she 19? Maybe 20.

                I’m not sure how the “supplying alcohol to a minor” thing works legally when you’re also a minor. And it’s not like Billie hasn’t been supplying her with alcohol too.

                • John
                  John
                  November 29, 2015 at 8:26 pm | #

                  Ruth is 20.

                • Agemegos
                  Agemegos
                  November 29, 2015 at 8:29 pm | #

                  Yeah, but when it’s a question of being fired rather than prosecuted things are simpler. Not only are they both under drinking age, but it is a dry campus. Ruth could be fired for drinking in the dorm even if she were 21. She can definitely be fired for boinking a resident over whom she has a measure of authority and for whom she has a duty of care.

                  Ruth is doing a ton of things that parents pay for dorms on the (misguided) understanding that the residences will prevent from happening. If word gets around that this residence not only allows what in happening to Billie but actual pays Ruth and gives her authority while she is doing it there will be a bloody scandal and the residence will suffer. If the administration finds out that Ruth bullies and assaults the teenagers in her care, breaks into their rooms, steals their stuff, wilfully damages it, drinks herself into stupors, supplies the kids she is supposed to care for with alcohol sufficient that they drink themselves into stupors, then has sex with them, and had entered into a suicide pact with one it will sack her in the twinkling of a bedknob.

                  Ruth/Billie is desperately romantic and we love it to bits. It is also an egregious failure of the residence’s duty of care for its residents. The residence cannot legally be in loco parentis, because the residents are adults. But its business model depends on helping the customers kid themselves that it is.

      • John
        John
        November 29, 2015 at 3:06 pm | #

        They just need to hide Mary’s corpse first. No one else on the floor gives enough of a shit to rat them out.

  64. Aolbain
    Aolbain
    November 29, 2015 at 3:00 pm | #

    Is anyone actually buying this?

    • Mr. Morningstar
      Mr. Morningstar
      November 29, 2015 at 3:29 pm | #

      im pretty sure everyone is pretending to be fooled at this point

  65. Mr. Bawkbagawk
    Mr. Bawkbagawk
    November 29, 2015 at 3:19 pm | #

    dysfunctional relationship much?

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 29, 2015 at 4:39 pm | #

      Whaddya expect? Romance is about dysfunctional relationships.

  66. GenericGuestName
    GenericGuestName
    November 29, 2015 at 6:28 pm | #

    Anyone else think she looks good in that shirt? For a comic character of course….I’m not one of those freaks who…..yeah no i’m definitely one of those freaks.

    • Emma
      Emma
      November 29, 2015 at 9:37 pm | #

      You’re among friends, have no fear.

  67. Dumb Idiot Is Who I am
    Dumb Idiot Is Who I am
    November 29, 2015 at 8:01 pm | #

    Is that a Morty face? She’s making a Morty face, isn’t she?

  68. Les
    Les
    November 29, 2015 at 8:09 pm | #

    Touche…

  69. Someone
    Someone
    November 29, 2015 at 10:17 pm | #

    *
    Right then Billie, as you were

  70. Sam
    Sam
    November 30, 2015 at 8:54 pm | #

    Does Billie and Ruth have a ship name yet? How about Canadian Dragon?
    Go Dragons? xD

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