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May 12, 2026

Talisman

by David M Willis on April 11, 2016 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - When God Closes The Door
└ Tags: ruth

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    April 11, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    she was gonna eat those cookies in bed but it reminded her too much of doing the same to Billie

    • SmilingNid
      SmilingNid
      April 11, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

      No she tossed her cookies on Billie.

      • Clif
        Clif
        April 11, 2016 at 2:15 am | #

        And missed.

    • Mr. Random
      Mr. Random
      April 11, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

      …. The cookies… Or…

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      April 11, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

      **slowclap**

  2. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    April 11, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    The cookies are in Billie’s spot in the bed, that’s just heartbreaking.

    • SmilingNid
      SmilingNid
      April 11, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

      Hurts see characters we love hurting.

    • Shiro
      Shiro
      April 11, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

      I’m sad now.

      • Fred
        Fred
        April 11, 2016 at 10:00 am | #

        Hello sad

        • hof1991
          hof1991
          April 11, 2016 at 11:57 am | #

          Hello Darkness my old friend.

          • Thorn
            Thorn
            April 11, 2016 at 3:36 pm | #

            My old FRED, amirite?

          • heyman
            heyman
            April 12, 2016 at 9:15 am | #

            It’s time to talk to you again

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      April 11, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

      see, now you made it sad. we were all having a fun time watching ruth spiral, but you had to go and make it sad

    • Tabitha Desanto
      Tabitha Desanto
      April 11, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

      But on the upside it did get her moving.

      • SmilingNid
        SmilingNid
        April 11, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

        It may not seem like much but it really is a big deal sometimes just to act human.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 11, 2016 at 1:04 am | #

      Cookies sure are a crumby substitute.

      • Znayx
        Znayx
        April 11, 2016 at 3:32 am | #

        Sad comic puns are unavoidable. That’s just how the cookie crumbles.

  3. Hawke
    Hawke
    April 11, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    The silence.

    It burns me.

    • SundaesChild
      SundaesChild
      April 11, 2016 at 5:48 am | #

      “No sound apart from the ring of the tinnitus of silence…”
      -“Death Dream,” Frightened Rabbit
      Go listen to it…maybe not quite immediately. You might need to space out your feels.

  4. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    April 11, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    Cookies, the best bed mate, though not the cleanest.

    • Vagabond J
      Vagabond J
      April 11, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

      The rats will get ’em, don’t worry.

    • SundaesChild
      SundaesChild
      April 11, 2016 at 5:49 am | #

      *insert appropriate Archer quote*

  5. Lapin
    Lapin
    April 11, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    Well, that just broke my heart a little.

  6. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    April 11, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    *plays the Big Bopper’s “Chantilly Lace” on the hacked Muzak*

    • Stephen R. Bierce
      Stephen R. Bierce
      April 11, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNrpAgTXiC4 <- Lost in the Fifties tonight…

      • quarktime
        quarktime
        April 11, 2016 at 10:36 am | #

        …and a pony tail, hangin’ down…

    • Sokol
      Sokol
      April 11, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      Ah, the classics. Nothing but the best.

    • Vagabond J
      Vagabond J
      April 11, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

      After everyone finishes their nostalgia trip to the 50s, Vagabond J makes a request for some music possibly unfitting to the strip at hand.

    • Willoughby Chase
      Willoughby Chase
      April 11, 2016 at 4:03 am | #

      Yehudi Menuhin plays the Adagio to Bach’s Violin Sonata Nr 1 in G Minor.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkZvyA69wCo

  7. ChrisHerself
    ChrisHerself
    April 11, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    Awww.

  8. Misteline
    Misteline
    April 11, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Imagine if she rolled over in the night…

    • pjeseb
      pjeseb
      April 11, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

      *CRUNCH*

      OH GOD BILLIE WHAT HAVE I oh it’s just the cookies.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        April 11, 2016 at 1:06 am | #

        The only crunch Ruth is used to hearing is the sound of femurs cracking.

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          April 11, 2016 at 3:14 am | #

          Some people’s skulls are too thick to beat them to death with their own bloody femurs unless you go for torso hits.

      • AngryBamboo
        AngryBamboo
        April 11, 2016 at 8:27 am | #

        OH GOD THE COOKIES!!! WHY COULDN’T IT HAVE BEEN BILLIE!?! WHY!?

        • TheEighthShader
          TheEighthShader
          April 11, 2016 at 8:33 am | #

          NOOOOO, THE RAMEN BROKE

  9. Tabitha Desanto
    Tabitha Desanto
    April 11, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Sorry Ruth, but i gotta say those cookies are not a good replacement for Billie spot on the bed.

    • Vagabond J
      Vagabond J
      April 11, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      Was it the crunching sound when you roll over them or you just don’t like ginger snaps?

  10. gkheyf
    gkheyf
    April 11, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    she just did that telekinetically thanks to the cookies, didn’t she?

  11. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    April 11, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Huh. Where have we seen that hairstyle before?
    Oh right!
    Joyce!

    • Idontcarenomore
      Idontcarenomore
      April 11, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

      Think Billie put her hair up when she made her change her shirt and go ‘do her job’.

  12. Vagabond J
    Vagabond J
    April 11, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    How dare she not eat those cookies.

    • Luzahn
      Luzahn
      April 11, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

      Enchanted cookies of +1 sanity. Too useful to eat.

      • Vagabond J
        Vagabond J
        April 11, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

        Oh, I better leave them in my bag full of awesome stuff that I’ll never use!

        • Chris2315
          Chris2315
          April 11, 2016 at 12:37 am | #

          It’s okay, the +1 sanity is a passive bonus you get simply for keeping them in your inventory.

        • SgtWadeyWilson
          SgtWadeyWilson
          April 11, 2016 at 3:23 am | #

          What else is a bag of holding for?

      • Michael Haneline
        Michael Haneline
        April 11, 2016 at 11:35 pm | #

        I actually have a bunch of cookies from a festival in an MMO still in my character’s bag years later because the spell they cast is awesome but once I use them all there is no way to ever get more.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 11, 2016 at 1:07 am | #

      Too Awesome To Use trope applies.

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        April 11, 2016 at 3:17 am | #

        I dunno. That applies to we fools who go through entire games not using healing potions ‘in case we need them [all] later.’ The cookies are providing benefit even unconsumed.

    • quarktime
      quarktime
      April 11, 2016 at 10:38 am | #

      They’re better when they’re stale.

      Dunk ’em in Scotch. Yum

  13. Spliced
    Spliced
    April 11, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    You know you’ve had too much when you wake up next to cookies Ruth

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      April 11, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      No, if she’d had too much she would have tossed them.

    • Znayx
      Znayx
      April 11, 2016 at 3:39 am | #

      You know you’ve had too much when you wake up with cookie crumbs inside you.

      …No, I don’t mean inside your stomach.

  14. RaijinK
    RaijinK
    April 11, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    The ginger’s naps with her gingersnaps.

    • Spliced
      Spliced
      April 11, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

      That’s my kind of joke

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      April 11, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

      mind~blown
      (mathematical approximation)

      • TheEighthShader
        TheEighthShader
        April 11, 2016 at 8:34 am | #

        If your mind is blown, 1=1.
        1=1, your mind is now blown.

        • a snow ʍousɐ
          a snow ʍousɐ
          April 11, 2016 at 11:18 am | #

          p→q
          q

          does not imply P

          or does it???? now that would blow my mind

          • TheEighthShader
            TheEighthShader
            April 11, 2016 at 11:26 am | #

            Affirming the subsequent!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 11, 2016 at 1:08 am | #

      A few more wordsw and we have ourselves a tongue-twister.

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        April 11, 2016 at 3:26 am | #

        Well, with how often the aforementioned ginger snaps, I’m sure those words will get here soon. Too soon.

  15. Tacos
    Tacos
    April 11, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Well now I’m sad.

  16. cesium133
    cesium133
    April 11, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    I tried making a ginger snaps recipe that someone posted here a few weeks ago and failed miserably (I burned the hell out of them.) I’d trade cookies with Ruth if she doesn’t want them.

  17. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    April 11, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    This comic speaks to me way too strongly right now (pharmacy fucked up and now I’m looking to be out my anti-depressants for the week during which there’s a bunch of important things happening I can’t let slip through the cracks).

    Been there exactly where she’s been before where it’s murder to get out of bed but you know you have to.

    • transgressingwaffle
      transgressingwaffle
      April 11, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      That’s happened to me before. Often my pharmacy will give me a couple of pills to get through the week. Maybe yours can help you?

    • Shiro
      Shiro
      April 11, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

      I’m sorry, and please insert encouraging stuff here because I’m shit at this, honestly, but know that we’re all pulling for you <3

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        April 11, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

        [Insert Generic Platitude Here]

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      April 11, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

      I hate when that happens. Stretching out the pills and wondering how long the lag is before the crash happens.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        April 11, 2016 at 12:51 am | #

        I did that. The FUBAR’s lasted longer than those could last. Now it’s just the crash but I have to be extra-functional tomorrow cause we’re being observed for renewal of our accreditation. Luckily I still have my anti-anxiety otherwise I’d be crewing my own arm off.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          April 11, 2016 at 8:11 am | #

          Good luck on the renewal. I hope your pharmacy can give you some extras to tide you over if they haven’t already (they do that with some of my meds but not the protected substances). I find that chocolate helps a little, because it’s also a stimulant, and because it scares away dementors. Thinking of you.

          • Cerberus
            Cerberus
            April 11, 2016 at 3:34 pm | #

            Yay! Pharmacy called today and apologized for FUBAR and has approved some emergency supply I can pick up today! So happy!

            • StClair
              StClair
              April 11, 2016 at 3:42 pm | #

              and you don’t even have the pills yet! \o/

            • Slartibeast Button, BIA
              Slartibeast Button, BIA
              April 11, 2016 at 3:46 pm | #

              8-)}

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              April 11, 2016 at 5:10 pm | #

              That’s great.

            • Leorale
              Leorale
              April 11, 2016 at 8:28 pm | #

              YAY! No withdrawal for you.

            • ischemgeek
              ischemgeek
              April 12, 2016 at 7:21 pm | #

              Yay! That’s awesome!

    • caesaria82
      caesaria82
      April 11, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

      *hugs* Stay strong, you got this!
      I know this feeling well, when getting out of bed feels like an impossible task, I’m sending you all the good vibes <3

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      April 11, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

      They won’t give you anything to tide you over?

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      April 11, 2016 at 12:58 am | #

      That’s been happening this week w my gf’s insurance being a pain in the ass about getting ADHD meds. Multiple times the pharmacy said “it’ll be ready at 5:30” and then when that time came was like “actually you won’t be able to fill it for another two days.” And then her pharmacist gave her the wrong prescription! Yeesh.
      So, sympathy. I can only imagine how much worse it would’ve been if they’d have been antidepressants instead of adderal.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      April 11, 2016 at 5:07 am | #

      *Sympathy via light touch* Just let me know if there is anything I can do over the internet.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      April 11, 2016 at 6:38 am | #

      *hugs* I know how hard going without medication is, and I know you can do it.

      Remember, when things start going dark, that isn’t you thinking it and it never was.

    • Arian
      Arian
      April 11, 2016 at 7:57 am | #

      *hugs* We love you, Cerberus. You can make it.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      April 11, 2016 at 8:50 am | #

      That’s bad news, friend. Try to stay grounded and, no matter how bad or freaky things seem to get, know that there are those thinking about you and wishing you well.

  18. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    April 11, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    Man, if Mary reacted that badly to Ruth being in a lesbian relationship, imagine what will happen when she learns Ruth is experimenting with cookiesexuality.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      April 11, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      As long as those cookies are kosher the Bible doesn’t rule against cookiesexuality.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        April 11, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

        Except for Passover.

        • quarktime
          quarktime
          April 11, 2016 at 10:40 am | #

          Only if they’re leavened.

          • SSG
            SSG
            April 11, 2016 at 12:51 pm | #

            Which would be all cookies other than, like, Manischewitz macaroons.

    • Fwip
      Fwip
      April 11, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

      That is a fast path to a nasty infection.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 11, 2016 at 1:09 am | #

      Adds a whole new meaning to the term “Caught with your hands in your cookie jar”.

  19. Durandal_1707
    Durandal_1707
    April 11, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    Hey, the title word doesn’t actually appear anywhere in the comic. Isn’t that breaking a rule or something?

    • No Name
      No Name
      April 11, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

      No, see, if there are no words in the strip, then the title will refer to an object in the strip, like here.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        April 11, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

        Also, sometimes after Willis has picked the title he rewrites the dialog without that word, but doesn’t change the name.

        • Sunny
          Sunny
          April 11, 2016 at 1:23 am | #

          [citation needed]

          • David M Willis
            David M Willis
            April 11, 2016 at 1:31 am | #

            I did say that.

            Does not apply to this strip, though. It was wordless, had to come up with something.

            • Achallenger
              Achallenger
              April 11, 2016 at 9:01 am | #

              wait up, you can just conjur citations in this forum? that makes things so much easier

              • Slartibeast Button, BIA
                Slartibeast Button, BIA
                April 11, 2016 at 10:15 am | #

                I can call spirits from the vasty deep!

                • StClair
                  StClair
                  April 11, 2016 at 3:45 pm | #

                  So can I, so can any man;
                  But do they come when you call them?

                  (not exact, but it’s from memory)

  20. No Name
    No Name
    April 11, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    The question is, are the cookies or the ponytail the talisman?

    Also, that outfit looks awfully familiar….

    • Clif
      Clif
      April 11, 2016 at 2:31 am | #

      The answer is yes.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      April 11, 2016 at 4:05 am | #

      It’s what she was wearing on the first day. Not sure if she’s worn it since.

      • Cephalo the Pod
        Cephalo the Pod
        April 11, 2016 at 3:22 pm | #

        She wore it the night she first kissed Billie. Back in…Book 3?

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          April 11, 2016 at 3:33 pm | #

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/01-if-the-shoes-split/pie/

  21. DT
    DT
    April 11, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    If she puts those cookies on her back while she walks around, I will smile greatly.

  22. Shiro
    Shiro
    April 11, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    On the bright side, now maybe this is the first step in Ruth getting all her shit together?

    • caesaria82
      caesaria82
      April 11, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      This was my instict about this as well, but we’ll see I guess.

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      April 11, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

      eh, could be, but managing to do that once, hard as it can be, isn’t necessarily a sign that things are going to get easier/better. I know.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      April 11, 2016 at 12:59 am | #

      At least getting her hair all together?

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      April 11, 2016 at 6:08 am | #

      She looks drunk as hell in one of the preview panels.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      April 11, 2016 at 8:15 am | #

      I think she’s working on getting her half-hour together. It’s one step at a time.

  23. Dr. T
    Dr. T
    April 11, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    I got to say that I prefer that character design on Ruth anyways, so I’m glad that she is using that hairstyle. The feels, however, are not entirely welcome.

  24. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    April 11, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    I…. love this? I mean, at first I thought it was sad, but I’m now interpreting it as kinda hopeful! She’s sort of using the cookies as a crutch, but at least it gets her out of bed and ready to face the day. Baby steps!

    Or idk, maybe I’m just a hopeless optimist. But I really kinda love this one. (I’d probably also love it if it was just plain sad, in terms of storytelling, but the optimistic undertones are really doing it for me^^)

  25. Larkle
    Larkle
    April 11, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    Do the cookies just symbolize guilt in general?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      April 11, 2016 at 8:15 am | #

      I think they represent Billie, who still cares about her.

  26. Jay Eff
    Jay Eff
    April 11, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    *Reads Alt Text*
    I almost thought that said “TailsWOMAN,” which sounds like a screen name for a particularly devoted fan of Miles Prower.

    • Sunny
      Sunny
      April 11, 2016 at 1:46 am | #

      Still not as confused as me. I was wondering where the Mass Effect reference was, then I looked up to the url and saw the comic title, only then did it click.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        April 11, 2016 at 4:20 am | #

        You’re saying Ruth is FemShep in disguise?

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          April 11, 2016 at 5:44 am | #

          Well they’re both angry redheaded Canadians.

          oh god now I’m hearing Ruth’s voice as Jennifer Hale.

  27. QWERTY
    QWERTY
    April 11, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    For Billie

  28. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    April 11, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

    I love the way Ruth looks in that fourth panel for some reason.

    Ruth should go for a braid. And a Chinese style shirt. And replace Billie with a girl named Akane.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      April 11, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

      This is Dumbing Of Age. Panda attacks are over in PVP.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      April 11, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

      I’m assuming that’s a Ranma reference, but could work on another level, since Akane can also mean ‘deep red’.

    • Jay Eff
      Jay Eff
      April 11, 2016 at 12:42 am | #

      “The role of Joe Rosenthal will now be played by Tatewaki Kuno.”

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        April 11, 2016 at 1:11 am | #

        Ruth is the pigtailed girl?

        • tim gueguen
          tim gueguen
          April 11, 2016 at 9:51 am | #

          She’s the closest fit in this comic. Red hair, apparent martial arts skills, a temper, and has an elder who apparently is an insensitive asshole.

  29. Noone
    Noone
    April 11, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

    I love this comic, keep up the good work.

  30. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    April 11, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

    She had to wash that girl’s cookies right out of her hair.

    • Willoughby Chase
      Willoughby Chase
      April 11, 2016 at 10:00 am | #

      At least she did not toss those cookies.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        April 11, 2016 at 4:31 pm | #

        You sure, it looks like she was in the last panel.

  31. not someone else
    not someone else
    April 11, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

    I am not much of a Billie/Ruth person, I can’t empathize with their relationship very easily… but those last four panels. I am so happy for her. Making that first choice to stand up and take care of yourself takes a lot of willpower.

    • Sam
      Sam
      April 11, 2016 at 1:20 pm | #

      Even though she isn’t entirely happy still, it is a big step to do these things for herself for sure!

      Even though Billie and Ruth’s relationship dynamic wasn’t great, Billie was very good at helping with getting stuff done so it is encouraging that a reminder gives Ruth the willpower to do this stuff.

  32. spriteless
    spriteless
    April 11, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

    This coincides with my doing things. Pretty serendipitous.

  33. Jabberwocky
    Jabberwocky
    April 11, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

    Ah, the ponytail is a Billie thing, I take it.

    • Kyle Voltti
      Kyle Voltti
      April 11, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

      that was my take away

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        April 11, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

        I think Billie has said that she liked it up.

    • Idontcarenomore
      Idontcarenomore
      April 11, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

      Yes, I think when she put Ruth’s hair up and made her change her shirt and go ‘do her job’.

      • 3oranges
        3oranges
        April 11, 2016 at 1:33 am | #

        Yeah. For comparison the strip is here:
        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-6/02-that-perfect-girl/eh/

        • Bob
          Bob
          April 11, 2016 at 2:19 am | #

          Thank you!

  34. Leorale
    Leorale
    April 11, 2016 at 12:20 am | #

    Is it bad that I found this strip encouraging progress? Like, she got out of bed and showered and everything, while very depressed. That’s very hard! There have been days when I’m proud of doing that much, you know?

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      April 11, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

      Especially given that in a dorm taking a shower risks having to deal with people while going to and from. People are exhausting. Even ignoring them takes effort.

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        April 11, 2016 at 2:59 am | #

        And then imagine if she goes outside and there’s a problem that’s her responsibility to deal with! Better to stay inside and retain plausible deniability.

  35. Kyle Voltti
    Kyle Voltti
    April 11, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

    would people say her hairstyle is reminiscent of Billie’s?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      April 11, 2016 at 2:49 am | #

      Billie’s hair doesn’t go flat at the top like hers does. Besides, she had it up like that yesterday.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      April 11, 2016 at 8:17 am | #

      It’s how Billie put Ruth’s hair up. It’s also a nice flat shelf, she could put a beer on it.

  36. Jacques Cornelius Parrot III
    Jacques Cornelius Parrot III
    April 11, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

    I would’ve eaten the cookies, that usually helps me feel better when I’m sad

    • Dana
      Dana
      April 11, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

      I can see two reasons why she wouldn’t. She wouldn’t want to lose that object from Billie, and when you’re that depressed eating can be haaaard.

      • Gordon
        Gordon
        April 11, 2016 at 1:49 pm | #

        Or it can be way too easy.

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      April 11, 2016 at 1:13 pm | #

      One of the differences between sadness and depression.

  37. Cass
    Cass
    April 11, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

    Don’t bang cookies, Ruth, the sugar’ll give you a yeast infection.

    • Jay Eff
      Jay Eff
      April 11, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

      I’d suggest Bread, but something tells me it would just have the same effect…

      *dodges rolling pins*

  38. Hidalgo Alejandro Eduardo The 89th of Scottland Kalamazoo
    Hidalgo Alejandro Eduardo The 89th of Scottland Kalamazoo
    April 11, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

    That moment when you notice, on the shower panel, the water streams are right below where her eyes would be.

  39. StClair
    StClair
    April 11, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

    won’t cry, can’t cry, things need doing.
    (repeat)

    (not me, Ruth.)
    (… aw heck. also me.)

    • SundaesChild
      SundaesChild
      April 11, 2016 at 1:16 pm | #

      I know that mode all too well. “Just keeps moving, even if it’s not very fast. Keep. Moving.”

  40. Idontcarenomore
    Idontcarenomore
    April 11, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

    Good for Ruth. She’s up, cleaned herself help, maybe getting in a little studying. It’s sad.
    But also optimistic?

  41. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    April 11, 2016 at 12:35 am | #

    Ruth, you’re gorgeous. Why you gotta be so anti-people?

  42. Tomas
    Tomas
    April 11, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

    This comic is ideal for fart noise embellishment.

    By the way, will we ever see Sal’s care package? Did she get the same kind of cookies as Walky, but fewer of them?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      April 11, 2016 at 2:51 am | #

      She got the same kind, plus a note that says “Give these to your brother, they wouldn’t fit in his box”.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      April 11, 2016 at 6:20 am | #

      I’m actually really hoping that Linda sent her a hair care product.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      April 11, 2016 at 7:07 am | #

      No, it is symbolic, like the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        April 11, 2016 at 1:11 pm | #

        Wait, so it has the Holy Grail in it?

  43. Auroki
    Auroki
    April 11, 2016 at 12:37 am | #

    I like how Ruth looks in a ponytail~ Let’s hope our beloved dictator of an RA makes a great comeback~!

  44. Shaunock
    Shaunock
    April 11, 2016 at 12:41 am | #

    No chicken fingers?

    DAMN YOU, WILLIS!!

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      April 11, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

      You’re surprised?

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      April 11, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

      Walky is the only one that can get chicken fingers.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        April 11, 2016 at 12:56 am | #

        Sal gets stuck with the chicken lips.

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          April 11, 2016 at 3:22 am | #

          Jason isn’t that cowardly.

  45. modulusshift
    modulusshift
    April 11, 2016 at 1:02 am | #

    Whoever noted that we had an impressive streak of consecutive comics including trans characters, it ended. How many strips was it?

    • 3oranges
      3oranges
      April 11, 2016 at 1:45 am | #

      While I’m looking things up it turns out we had 1 with Jocelyne, 7 with Carla, and then another 13 with Jocelyne.

  46. Bagge
    Bagge
    April 11, 2016 at 1:21 am | #

    She kept the pony tail that Billie made for her.

    *sad*

  47. nobodybasically
    nobodybasically
    April 11, 2016 at 1:25 am | #

    For some reason, the first four panels remind me of Ruth’s Walkyverse counterpart’s heavy-handed anti-premarital-sex backstory.

    Which mean Ruth is really regretting rushing into a sexual relationship with those cookies.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      April 11, 2016 at 7:09 am | #

      She has lost her precious frosting?

  48. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    April 11, 2016 at 1:41 am | #

    Those cookies aren’t gonna eat themselves. 😛

  49. JukeboxHiro
    JukeboxHiro
    April 11, 2016 at 1:55 am | #

    Willis, I come here to escape my life, not to witness it

  50. RonMexico
    RonMexico
    April 11, 2016 at 2:08 am | #

    Dang. I don’t like seeing Ruth remotely happy. Suffer more!

  51. Fwip
    Fwip
    April 11, 2016 at 2:12 am | #

    Just let it burn and endure. It’s a fire that goes out eventually, when it uses up its fuel. Not much else you can do but let it burn.

  52. acher4
    acher4
    April 11, 2016 at 2:21 am | #

    That was so cute and hopefull, it kind of melted me heart. 😀

  53. nibblrrr
    nibblrrr
    April 11, 2016 at 2:55 am | #

    I just wanted to make a “who is the talis-man you speak of”-joke, but i see willis kinda beat me to it in the alt-text…

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      April 11, 2016 at 9:46 am | #

      But who is this Talis-Woman he speaks of?

  54. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    April 11, 2016 at 4:05 am | #

    Ah, tears and cookies on a cold October morning.

  55. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    April 11, 2016 at 4:30 am | #

    Aw, scene change already? But I want to know if the waitress joins the Brown sisters on their merry break-in.

    Anyway, Ruth’s ponytail is nice.

  56. Bagge
    Bagge
    April 11, 2016 at 5:00 am | #

    On the bright side, this means Mary valiantly succeeded in putting a stop to the evil lesbians’ sinful fornication.

    Oh wait, that was not the bright side.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      April 11, 2016 at 12:26 pm | #

      Thank you for for giving our day that extra bit of sunshine by pointing out the extra level of sadness.

      No wait, what we meant to say was [redacted] you, you [redacted] [a whole lot of redacted] for reminding us just how depressing it is that she’s still essentially being blackmailed by that bigot.

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        April 11, 2016 at 12:46 pm | #

        (Oh, and just in case: Bagge and I like to make silly jokes around each other. I am not actually angry at Bagge.)

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          April 11, 2016 at 1:08 pm | #

          After all, every Emperor need his fool to point out that he is naked.

          • Emperor Norton II
            Emperor Norton II
            April 11, 2016 at 1:27 pm | #

            …I came up with 12 different responses to this. Not a single one of them weren’t inappropriate in one form or other.

            You win this round, Bagge! *grumblegrumble*

            • Bagge
              Bagge
              April 11, 2016 at 2:38 pm | #

              Marry n’uncle, and yet the fool remains fool and the emperor remains emperor.

              • StClair
                StClair
                April 11, 2016 at 3:52 pm | #

                I applaud this foolishness, for ’tis in the finest tradition of the profession.

  57. Teddae
    Teddae
    April 11, 2016 at 6:09 am | #

    it’s a real nice way to depict having to go through life when you have depression. i like it.

  58. 2K
    2K
    April 11, 2016 at 6:15 am | #

    Rise… https://youtu.be/Ts9UrfgnPEw?list=PLiQm319eSpZOzySeq0ggAGIy7sJDBe9rn

  59. Ncocha
    Ncocha
    April 11, 2016 at 6:33 am | #

    Last Panel – What am I looking at?
    Did she just remove her fake hair extension?

  60. Spencer
    Spencer
    April 11, 2016 at 6:36 am | #

    I only ever seem to be able to sympathize with Ruth when she’s in the throes of depression.

    I remember stuff like this, how it felt hopeless to get up. Medication really helped me and now it all feels so far away, like it happened to a different person.

  61. BenRG
    BenRG
    April 11, 2016 at 6:40 am | #

    Poor Ruth! She’s got such a menagerie of issues, I barely know where to begin! She’s lonely, has self-esteem problems the size of a major nation-state and clearly lacks the self-confidence and sense of security needed to get help.

    It’s so sweet that she’s sleeping next to Billie’s gift and putting up her hair in the way Billie liked as a sort of way to be near her by one remove.

  62. Shadow Eagle
    Shadow Eagle
    April 11, 2016 at 7:48 am | #

    i’ve never seen so many sweater vests

  63. Falling Star
    Falling Star
    April 11, 2016 at 7:51 am | #

    That last panel is either adorable or heartbreaking. I can’t figure out which.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      April 11, 2016 at 9:02 am | #

      Yes.

    • StClair
      StClair
      April 11, 2016 at 3:40 pm | #

      Yes.

  64. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    April 11, 2016 at 8:00 am | #

    that ponytail is a nice secret lover secret sign ~look at me, I still think of you~

  65. OnyxIdol
    OnyxIdol
    April 11, 2016 at 8:03 am | #

    Been there Ruth, I fell ya.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      April 11, 2016 at 8:07 am | #

      Same. It felt about like this. Everyone who is like “does this mean she’s getting her life together?” is able to think about the future a whole lot more than Ruth or I can. She’s getting this half-hour together, though!

  66. TheEighthShader
    TheEighthShader
    April 11, 2016 at 8:32 am | #

    That shower nozzle looks like a shotgun.

    • unixrevolution
      unixrevolution
      April 11, 2016 at 8:50 am | #

      How many shotguns have you seen?

  67. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    April 11, 2016 at 9:40 am | #

    I am, at least, glad Ruth is moving beyond Billie. Those two weren’t good for one another and once they can just let go of the pain, Ruth and she will both be in a better place emotionally. I’m also supporting Carla/Ruth and am in no way biased. 🙂

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      April 11, 2016 at 10:11 am | #

      #GingerSnaps

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      April 11, 2016 at 11:08 am | #

      If you think this strip at all shows Ruth moving beyond Billie, I don’t know what comic you’re reading.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        April 11, 2016 at 11:39 am | #

        She needs to start, though. She can’t just live for Billie. Hell, she wasn’t even planning on doing that.

        Yesterday it took Billie forcing her up and tying her hair for her. Today she did it herself. That’s a good sign.

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          April 11, 2016 at 1:01 pm | #

          “She needs to start, though. She can’t just live for Billie. Hell, she wasn’t even planning on doing that.”

          And there-in lies the conundrum. Yes, Billie is not actually -good- for her*, the way we think what a good and healthy relationships mean. But even so, she’s shown a capacity for caring about Ruth. And Ruth could very possibly have been in an even worse place right now than she already is. Including being dead.

          I guess the best way I can describe this is: Billie is the person that is currently putting pressure on a bleeding major artery to stop Ruth from dying right now. But what Ruth really needs is something/someone to actually close the wound and get it treated. And Billie lacks that medical expertise to do that.

          *Although I’d say that Ruth is even worse for Billie.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          April 11, 2016 at 1:16 pm | #

          I agree with my Emperor.

          But mostly I was saying that I don’t see it in this strip. Yes, she got up on her own, but she was pretty obviously using reminders of Billie to do so – both the cookies and the ponytail.
          I’d call that clinging to Billie, rather than moving beyond her. I also don’t think their relationship is at all over – whether they’re officially broken up or not.

  68. HiiroArana79
    HiiroArana79
    April 11, 2016 at 10:42 am | #

    It makes me think of captain hero crying in the shower.

  69. smooti
    smooti
    April 11, 2016 at 11:22 am | #

    Hey! The fact that she didn’t need Billie there physically making her do these things is a sign of improvement. Not… a lot of improvement, but something at least. You take the small victories when you’re as far into depression as Ruth is at this point.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      April 11, 2016 at 11:39 am | #

      He was getting dressed. Men who’d done isolated duty all agreed, you had to keep the standards up or things went to hell. Miles had been awake three hours now, and had his trousers on. In the next hour he was either going to try for his socks, or shave, whichever seemed easier.

      – The Warrior’s Apprentice by Lois McMaster Bujold

  70. Guairdean Beatha
    Guairdean Beatha
    April 11, 2016 at 11:57 am | #

    Every time our Bard flips from one scene to another I hear the voice from the old Western Serials announce: “Meanwhile, back at the ranch.”

  71. hof1991
    hof1991
    April 11, 2016 at 12:04 pm | #

    Sad, but hopeful. Ruth gets out of bed, showers, get some work done and even cares about how she appears. She puts on her ponytail armor. Now she is ready to kick some ass – hopefully Mary’s.

  72. dave
    dave
    April 11, 2016 at 12:27 pm | #

    Poor Ruthless.

  73. MrSpkr
    MrSpkr
    April 11, 2016 at 12:33 pm | #

    Depression. It’s a bongo.

    • MrSpkr
      MrSpkr
      April 11, 2016 at 12:35 pm | #

      Bongo? Ugh. Let’s try again.

      “Depression. It’s a [term for female canine].”

      There. Hopefully, that worked better.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        April 11, 2016 at 12:43 pm | #

        It’s always a magical moment when a user first discovers the bongo filter.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          April 11, 2016 at 1:20 pm | #

          And then they often experiment. Which is always fun.
          As much as I like the bongo filter, the SJW one is my favorite.

          Though I’ve started using “bongo” elsewhere in the hope it’ll catch on, which I doubt the other one would.

          • Slartibeast Button, BIA
            Slartibeast Button, BIA
            April 11, 2016 at 1:26 pm | #

            I have just discovered that the filters don’t apply to the RSS feed. Saves me having to ask what that second filter is.

          • TheEighthShader
            TheEighthShader
            April 11, 2016 at 1:48 pm | #

            I love SJW.

            • Slartibeast Button, BIA
              Slartibeast Button, BIA
              April 11, 2016 at 2:14 pm | #

              Would VFP SJW be a good name for a Culture ship?

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        April 11, 2016 at 1:00 pm | #

        There is a long history of calling depression “the black dog”.

  74. Noxx
    Noxx
    April 11, 2016 at 2:42 pm | #

    Going with older Sisters for soundtrack times
    https://youtu.be/UI3yKorifpY

  75. Paul
    Paul
    April 11, 2016 at 3:46 pm | #

    What is being censored to “glistening phallus”? I do not want to post a long list of obscenities just to find out.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      April 11, 2016 at 3:50 pm | #

      A controversial TLA (Three Letter Acronym) sorta like Societal Judgement Worriers.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      April 11, 2016 at 3:51 pm | #

      The abbreviation for Social Justice Warrior.

    • trlkly
      trlkly
      April 11, 2016 at 6:36 pm | #

      Seems counterproductive, since it’s still insulting. I actually prefer being called the other one, since I can say, “yeah, I care about social justice enough to argue about it on the Internet. So what?”

      “Glistening phallus” just comes across as a gendered insult to me. It’s just calling me a dick.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        April 11, 2016 at 7:38 pm | #

        Might be the idea is to make guys complaining about them look like gay guys, which they would likely consider a bad thing. Just guessing.

        • David M Willis
          David M Willis
          April 11, 2016 at 9:36 pm | #

          the idea was it was a funny pair of words

        • Lord Stoneheart
          Lord Stoneheart
          April 11, 2016 at 10:29 pm | #

          I always thought it was something that made the speaker just sound ridiculous. Usually because the context would make it sound like they were saying something like,

          “The problem with the world is all these glistening phalluses ruining comics!”

  76. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    April 11, 2016 at 3:48 pm | #

    Remember that these are not Ruth’s first emotional metaphor cookies.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      April 11, 2016 at 3:48 pm | #

      Argh! http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/cookie/

      • inqntrol
        inqntrol
        April 11, 2016 at 4:08 pm | #

        Nothing like “sharing” cookies with your sibling.

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          April 11, 2016 at 4:25 pm | #

          I don’t think Sal feels that way about Dorothy.

  77. Tenn
    Tenn
    April 11, 2016 at 4:32 pm | #

    Ruth, that stool sample is going to remain a Type 1 no matter how many times you look at it.

    • Silly Name
      Silly Name
      April 11, 2016 at 5:48 pm | #

      That was disgusting. And informative.

      But mostly disgusting.

  78. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    April 11, 2016 at 5:26 pm | #

    Does she want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.

    Sorry.

    • heyman
      heyman
      April 12, 2016 at 9:20 am | #

      Nah, these are in a ziploc bag. Sweet and sour sauce dripping from the foil wrap is how you get ants. Also donuts, I think.

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 2d
Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 2d
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 5d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
#relatable
header image - a man in a hospital gown says
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a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 3d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 3d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 3d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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