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by David M Willis on July 24, 2016 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - It All Returns
└ Tags: jennifer, ruth

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  1. poofdepoof
    poofdepoof
    July 24, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    :/

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      July 24, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

      we’ll be sleeping in the flowers

      tell my boss that I’ve been fired

      • bodmans
        bodmans
        July 24, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

        Ana, you failed in your duties to get first comment.

        You are fired

        • Anorak
          Anorak
          July 24, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

          The first part has happened before.

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            July 24, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

            1. I don’t care, tbh

            2. SOMEBODY in the next room is watching AGDQ Super Mario RPG and I lost like twenty minutes

            • Gpard
              Gpard
              July 24, 2016 at 12:46 am | #

              Sorry

            • AndroidDreams
              AndroidDreams
              July 24, 2016 at 1:18 am | #

              Nobody minds when you dont comment first but we get concerned when you dont comment, like that dominos that saved that guys life after they called the ambulance because he didnt ring for his daily pizza

              • desolation0
                desolation0
                July 24, 2016 at 2:17 am | #

                Was daily pizza in any way related to why he needed an ambulance to begin with?

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  July 24, 2016 at 2:28 am | #

                  Maybe.

                • Silly Name
                  Silly Name
                  July 24, 2016 at 12:44 pm | #

                  You are implying that daily pizza isn’t what all human beings should strive for.

                  You are fired.

              • Eyebrow
                Eyebrow
                July 24, 2016 at 3:33 pm | #

                Give us this day our daily pizza.

            • HMH
              HMH
              July 24, 2016 at 2:54 am | #

              AGDQ = best marathon of the year, twice a year. Never miss it!

            • JustCheetoDust
              JustCheetoDust
              July 24, 2016 at 12:12 pm | #

              1. I don’t care, tbh

              That sentiment must be devastating for those who live vicariously though you at 12:01 AM EST every day.

            • David
              David
              July 24, 2016 at 2:28 pm | #

              That is some serious latency.

            • trlkly
              trlkly
              July 24, 2016 at 8:29 pm | #

              SM:RPG SGDQ 2016? It it that good to keep watching? I assumed it wasn’t much different from last time. And it’s just so long.

        • zoelogical
          zoelogical
          July 24, 2016 at 11:57 am | #

          if i die young, bury me in satin
          lay me down on a bed of roses

          • Mitsukara
            Mitsukara
            July 24, 2016 at 9:44 pm | #

            HAIL SATIN

      • Kit Gossamer
        Kit Gossamer
        July 24, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

        Indiana might be a little too landlocked to declare that Billie is an island

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          July 24, 2016 at 12:58 am | #

          You never heard of Lake Michigan?

          • Clif
            Clif
            July 24, 2016 at 2:28 am | #

            Sure. It’s in Michigan somewhere, isn’t it?

            • David
              David
              July 24, 2016 at 6:55 am | #

              It gives Michigan an outright unhealthy wedgie.

        • Lurlock
          Lurlock
          July 24, 2016 at 7:43 am | #

          It’s like they say: No man is an island. And Billie is NO MAN. The prophecies were true!

          • hof1991
            hof1991
            July 24, 2016 at 9:32 am | #

            Billie is Gnome Ann. https://xkcd.com/1704/

            • Truk2
              Truk2
              July 24, 2016 at 10:42 pm | #

              Damn. I had the same thought

      • Victor Riley
        Victor Riley
        July 24, 2016 at 2:43 am | #

        They Might Be Giants… I like the way you think.

        • Amazi-Stool
          Amazi-Stool
          July 24, 2016 at 12:08 pm | #

          Soul Music?
          Then they’re certainly dwarfes!

      • leafirebender
        leafirebender
        July 24, 2016 at 8:36 pm | #

        How did you change your gravitar image???

      • Bibulb
        Bibulb
        July 25, 2016 at 3:36 pm | #

        I don’t care that you didn’t first comment, just as long as someone else remembers that album in the canon.

        (Seriously, it’s like that and Factory Showroom are the forgotten step-children of the TMBG library.)

  2. Anorak
    Anorak
    July 24, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    Ruth, there are more important things than your job.

    • Anorak
      Anorak
      July 24, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

      such as your health

      • Peny
        Peny
        July 24, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

        And more Slipshine

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          July 24, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

          YES.

      • Darkoneko
        Darkoneko
        July 24, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

        being able to buy food keep bodies healthy.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          July 24, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

          Can’t live on cookies. Sadly.

          • Anorak
            Anorak
            July 24, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

            Are you sure?

          • Solenoid
            Solenoid
            July 24, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

            There are people who have tried, I’m sure. Walky is probably one of them.

            • Anorak
              Anorak
              July 24, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

              Until dorothy probably saved him from himself

              • inqntrol
                inqntrol
                July 24, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

                There’s also the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street.

                • Doctor_Who
                  Doctor_Who
                  July 24, 2016 at 12:38 am | #

                  Even he acknowledges that cookies are a sometimes food.

            • Foxhack
              Foxhack
              July 24, 2016 at 1:42 pm | #

              What about the Cookie Crisp wolf? Cookie Monster?

          • EvilMidnightLurker
            EvilMidnightLurker
            July 24, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

            Depends, I suspect, on how far you’re willing to stretch the recipes and definition of “cookie.”

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            July 24, 2016 at 12:27 am | #

            What if they were healthier cookies? Like maybe oatmeal raisin?

            • EvilMidnightLurker
              EvilMidnightLurker
              July 24, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

              That does not fall into my definition of “cookie.”

              • Deanatay
                Deanatay
                July 24, 2016 at 10:06 am | #

                Oatmeal raisin falls under my definition of ‘delicious’!

          • Mordecai
            Mordecai
            July 24, 2016 at 3:40 am | #

            Not with that attitude!

          • 3-I
            3-I
            July 24, 2016 at 5:27 am | #

            Promises, promises.

          • Lurlock
            Lurlock
            July 24, 2016 at 7:44 am | #

            Well, you CAN, but not if you don’t EAT them…

          • Disloyal Subject
            Disloyal Subject
            July 24, 2016 at 12:05 pm | #

            I’ll bet nutrient-enriched cookies that meet all the body’s dietary requirements are a thing.

        • Woof
          Woof
          July 24, 2016 at 1:19 am | #

          There are other jobs. Probably plenty that pay a lot better than a college RA. Ruth is a strong, intelligent person; she doesn’t need to destroy herself for this.

          • Betty Anne
            Betty Anne
            July 24, 2016 at 10:45 am | #

            Actually, there probably aren’t, when you consider what room and board would cost out of a McPaycheck. RAs usually have a pretty sweet deal.

    • TheAnonymousGuy
      TheAnonymousGuy
      July 24, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

      (me in the comic) Fuck your job! right now your health and sanity are more important.

      Billie: will you go the hell away.

    • Treita
      Treita
      July 24, 2016 at 2:26 am | #

      Sometimes you’ve got to cling to that one thing that makes you feel that you have value. To everybody else it’ll seem like utter madness, but to you it’s a pocket of air in a sinking ship.

  3. Achallenger
    Achallenger
    July 24, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    better late than premature

  4. Kris
    Kris
    July 24, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    It’s not like being R.A. was super awesome in the first place.

    • Norah
      Norah
      July 24, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      Yes, but without it she might have to drop out of college and go back to live with your (probably) abusive grandfather.

      • Jason
        Jason
        July 24, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

        How did you know about Kris’s (probably) abusive grandfather?

        • Kris
          Kris
          July 24, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

          Especially since he’s dead?! Who are you?! O_o

      • Kris
        Kris
        July 24, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

        Has it been established that she was using income from the R.A. job to pay some of her tuition? If so where?

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          July 24, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

          I don’t know if the RA job helps her with tuition, but the job does generally cover room and board.

          • Clif
            Clif
            July 24, 2016 at 2:31 am | #

            And all the femors you can tear out.

            • JustCheetoDust
              JustCheetoDust
              July 24, 2016 at 12:14 pm | #

              So, zero femurs.

          • leafirebender
            leafirebender
            July 24, 2016 at 8:38 pm | #

            Which can be a significant amount

    • Dandi_Andi
      Dandi_Andi
      July 24, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      I believe it has been implied (or stated) that her ability to remain in college is dependent on her keeping that job.

    • Norah
      Norah
      July 24, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      I meant with “her” grandfather, not “your”. Sorry about that.

      • Jason
        Jason
        July 24, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

        OK, now I look like a heel.

        • blaidemaiden
          blaidemaiden
          July 24, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

          Could be worse. You could look like a toe.

          • Anorak
            Anorak
            July 24, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

            That is an interesting mentality. Compare any of life’s problems to having to look like a toe.

          • Jason
            Jason
            July 24, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

            So true.

          • leafirebender
            leafirebender
            July 24, 2016 at 8:39 pm | #

            you could be toe dad

        • Norah
          Norah
          July 24, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

          🙂

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          July 24, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

          Actually, you look like Amber. Are you saying that Amber looks like a heel, you heel?

          • Jason
            Jason
            July 24, 2016 at 12:39 am | #

            🙁

          • Amazi-Stool
            Amazi-Stool
            July 24, 2016 at 12:18 pm | #

            Not surprising after her recent face-heel-turn!

            • Amazi-Stool
              Amazi-Stool
              July 24, 2016 at 12:19 pm | #

              I try it again: the link.

    • Stairmasternem
      Stairmasternem
      July 24, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

      Being RA typically helps with finances at college. She might not be able to remain if she is fired.

      • TheOthin
        TheOthin
        July 24, 2016 at 8:26 am | #

        Fortunately for her, Billie has a lot of money.

        • Silly Name
          Silly Name
          July 24, 2016 at 12:55 pm | #

          Nope, it’s Billie’s parents that have money. And they might no be capable or willing to pay for Ruth’s tuition.

    • Norah
      Norah
      July 24, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

      Sorry Kris!

    • Sageress
      Sageress
      July 24, 2016 at 1:51 am | #

      But now she won’t be able to abuse people without getting in trouble

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 24, 2016 at 2:32 am | #

        She’ll still have Billie to abuse.

        • HMH
          HMH
          July 24, 2016 at 2:56 am | #

          *cue Slipshine on the phone*

  5. spriteless
    spriteless
    July 24, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    I wonder if she’s been visualizing worst case scenarios while lying like that.

    • Vex Godglove
      Vex Godglove
      July 24, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      I can pretty much guarantee it. That’s one of the things depression does best

      • a4lbi
        a4lbi
        July 24, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

        Co-sign.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        July 24, 2016 at 10:35 am | #

        Yeeeep.

        “And then I have to drop out of school and lose Billie entirely, and then”

        • Betty Anne
          Betty Anne
          July 24, 2016 at 10:48 am | #

          “And then I’ll have to go back and live with my grandfather, and he’ll keep reminding both me and my brother what a failure I am, and it’ll be true because I won’t even be able to keep a McJob without a college degree so I’ll have to listen to it forever.”

          This is why depression is dangerous to anyone, but especially someone with virtually no support network.

  6. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    July 24, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    *plays “Take This Job And Shove It” on the hacked Muzak*

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      July 24, 2016 at 12:52 am | #

      No, that was a joyous anthem of liberation. Ruth’s situation is anything but that.

      • Betty Anne
        Betty Anne
        July 24, 2016 at 10:50 am | #

        I don’t know, I’ve blasted that anthem while burning job bridges in a pit of depression but being at the point that it didn’t matter anymore and the job was one less thing to fret over. :/

        (And that was a long-ass run-on sentence. 😐 My bad.)

  7. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    July 24, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    Well, Operation: Make Ruth Not Feel As Terrible is off to a great start!

  8. Luzahn
    Luzahn
    July 24, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    Oh good, the most reasonable solution is happening. Excellent job, Carla.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 24, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      Probably the best outcome at this point. Ruth needs help, she can’t perform her duties in her current state, she doesn’t need the pressure of having to do so, and the she certainly doesn’t need the one person who cares about her needing to pretend she doesn’t.

      I just hope the job wasn’t that important to her, and losing it doesn’t cost her a a scholarship or having a place to live.

      • Jason
        Jason
        July 24, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

        But if it wasn’t that important to her, she wouldn’t have put so much effort into trying to keep it.

        • DragonStryk72
          DragonStryk72
          July 24, 2016 at 12:45 am | #

          Not necessarily. When you’re dealing with depression, which my sisters had, it can make you almost completely intractable on things that you otherwise wouldn’t give up.

          For Ruth, being R.A. gave her Control, a control that is now slipping. Billie represents a whole bunch of emotions, a number of which she is likely nowhere near comfortable with. This can easily make the R.A. position even MORE important to her on a psychological level, a final anchor she clings to, even as the ship itself continues to take on water.

    • Larkle
      Larkle
      July 24, 2016 at 12:37 am | #

      The only other way for this to go was a further downward spiral.

  9. Umbrella Paint
    Umbrella Paint
    July 24, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    Well, I think this means Ruth wants to be fired to keep having a relationship with Billie, or I’m entirely wrong and I’m about to die inside. It’s Willis, you never know.

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      July 24, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      I read it that way, too.

    • Stairmasternem
      Stairmasternem
      July 24, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

      Ruth assumes everything she does is meaningless or eventually will fail. I’m assuming she is just in a constant state of waiting for the other shoe to drop.
      That may be me projecting though, since I’m like that as well.

      • Umbrella Paint
        Umbrella Paint
        July 24, 2016 at 12:52 am | #

        So I was entirely wrong and I’m about to die inside. THANKS WILLIS.

        • HMH
          HMH
          July 24, 2016 at 2:57 am | #

          If it makes you feel any better, this is just the normal, day to day experience for a depressed person, and it’s surprisingly easy to get used to.

          • MatthewTheLucky
            MatthewTheLucky
            July 24, 2016 at 12:36 pm | #

            That wasn’t comforting in the slightest.

    • Dana
      Dana
      July 24, 2016 at 12:59 am | #

      I don’t read it as wanting anything but having whatever consequences disengaging is going to have make themselves known. I’ve given up on everything a couple times due to depression, and that in between place where you’ve given up but the world hasn’t acted on it yet is a weird place to be.

      • Betty Anne
        Betty Anne
        July 24, 2016 at 10:55 am | #

        ^ This. It’s easy to say “just hurry up and shit all over my life already” when you’re in that state, because at least it’s not that weird “nothing matters, yet here I am” position. It’s actually more acceptable to the brain to have your life be shit, because it reinforces the idea that your life is shit. 😐

  10. Edhead
    Edhead
    July 24, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    How long until we get the alphabet soup?

  11. lia47
    lia47
    July 24, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    why is being an RA even good its not like you can put it on your college application

    • Shiro
      Shiro
      July 24, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

      It pays money which can be exchanged for goods and services, and probably provides complimentary shelter.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        July 24, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

        I’ve never heard of it actually paying in the sense of “Here is cash,” so not so much helping one with the goods and services. But it does generally come with room and board, which is definitely significant.

        • miz
          miz
          July 24, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

          According to IU’s website, their RAs ARE paid. (I forget how much tho, I’d have to look it up again.)

        • miz
          miz
          July 24, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

          “Compensation for both positions includes:
          -Single room.
          -RPS meal plan.
          -Laundry Stipend.
          -A stipend of $1,500, paid bi-weekly during the academic year.”

          found it

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            July 24, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

            Yeah, I just looked that up myself. It’s cool they get something that they could put toward tuition. The room and board seem like the main perk.

          • Jason
            Jason
            July 24, 2016 at 12:44 am | #

            Wait, am I reading that right: ~$36000/yr PLUS room/board? That’s a lot!

            • miz
              miz
              July 24, 2016 at 12:53 am | #

              Maybe more like 24-27000 (depending on either a 32 or 36 week academic year/how they count holiday periods), but it’s not insignificant, yeah.

              • Jason
                Jason
                July 24, 2016 at 1:04 am | #

                I guess most of that goes toward tuition.

                • HMH
                  HMH
                  July 24, 2016 at 2:58 am | #

                  Now I get why she had to be so damn strict, that’s a legitimately good gig she has going. I’d be breaking femurs left and right if I was in her shoes and I’m chill as balls.

            • SarahSaur
              SarahSaur
              July 24, 2016 at 1:42 am | #

              I’m relatively certain that would be an annual stipend of $1500, but that instead of getting it as a lump sum, it is divided up over around 16 two week long intervals. So maybe about $100 a pay period, or $50 a week. It looks like the university pays most of their student staff members around $10 an hour, and I think 5 hours a week is probably the most that an RA would be expected to be actively doing RA duties.

              http://www.rps.indiana.edu/employment.cfml

              Yes, they are also (somewhat?) on call, but the primary remuneration is in their room and board. That probably comes to about $9000 a year. She never sees that 9000, but without that she’d have to find 9000 to cover living on campus.

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                July 24, 2016 at 2:06 pm | #

                Haha, yeah, that $1500 is going to be a per-year thing. XD IU’s website estimates room and board as being around $10,000 a year.

                I feel like it’d be more than five hours a week of active RA-ing, though? I mean, I guess it depends on how into the role you are. Just friends of mine who had done it seemed to end up giving a lot of their time to it.

    • Just Me
      Just Me
      July 24, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

      Does it pay? Does she need the money?

      • Anorak
        Anorak
        July 24, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

        yes and yes

      • Norah
        Norah
        July 24, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

        I think she does. She may not be able to stay in college without it.

        • DragonStryk72
          DragonStryk72
          July 24, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

          Or at least, not without taking an off-campus job, making her life more difficult… but it’s also likely an emotional component.

    • No Name
      No Name
      July 24, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

      Also, you CAN put it on you resume.

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 24, 2016 at 2:36 am | #

        In fairness, lia47 said you con’t put it on your college application.

    • Time Sage
      Time Sage
      July 24, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

      Given she needs to be in the collage to get the job, putting on the application only helps if she’s transfering..

    • Stairmasternem
      Stairmasternem
      July 24, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

      Benefits vary. My brother in law was an RA, it gave him a single room without paying extra, paid food for the semester, etc. it also gave him the option to stay on campus in the Summer and work, which ALSO helped his tuition costs.

  12. streben
    streben
    July 24, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Well she’s alive. That’s a plus at least…

  13. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    July 24, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Is the door still open? Should it remain open?

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      July 24, 2016 at 1:15 am | #

      I was wondering that as well. I’m thinking that the lighting would be different if it was open. Willis has in the past taken little details like that into account. Like in one comic two characters were walking by/under a tree, and he had the shadow from it moving.

  14. modulusshift
    modulusshift
    July 24, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Honestly, kinda hate to say it, but on the surface this seems best for all involved.

  15. Dandi_Andi
    Dandi_Andi
    July 24, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    Don’t let yourself panic about what might happen. Right now you need to be focused on getting healthy and dealing with the challenges in front of you. You might get fired. You might not. Deal with that when you get there.

    Whether or not you have a job is secondary to whether or not you’re alive to do it.

    • Norah
      Norah
      July 24, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

      But she might be homeless without it, or have to live with her grandfather, who has been implied to be at least verbally abusive.

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 24, 2016 at 2:37 am | #

        She can always stay in Becky’s room.

  16. Coco Pommel
    Coco Pommel
    July 24, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    And then they fucked. (We hope)

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      July 24, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      Not with the door still open, no.

      • HMH
        HMH
        July 24, 2016 at 2:59 am | #

        >implying Billie has never fucked with the door open and an entire floor of college freshmen watching

        • Eukie
          Eukie
          July 24, 2016 at 6:17 am | #

          In her defence, she was drunk at the time.

          • Amazi-Stool
            Amazi-Stool
            July 24, 2016 at 12:28 pm | #

            Perfect gravatar for that comment!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 24, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

      Dinner and a show!

  17. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    July 24, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    How about No, Ruth.

  18. TheAnonymousGuy
    TheAnonymousGuy
    July 24, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2LZdhZwqrY

    • TheAnonymousGuy
      TheAnonymousGuy
      July 24, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

      this is fitting wouldn’t you say

  19. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    July 24, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    Given that Carla is a giant wild card in the situation, I think Billie might be right that it’s not a guaranteed thing that she’s getting fired.

    Yes, everyone knows, but now everyone also has a reason to empathize with her, so she may benefit from the Queer Girl Underground that’s been hiding Becky from her. Additionally, Carla knows Mary’s blackmail plan and has no fucked it over in two separate ways, so I could see her “solving” the problem with the RA as well, not because Ruth deserves to have her job, but simply to fuck over Mary.

    Ruth might actually get out of this blackmail attempt in relatively one piece. But I can also see her suffering the additional scrutiny from her actions. So… who knows.

    • Anorak
      Anorak
      July 24, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      The optimist in me really wants carla’s badass-ness to save the day, but the realist in me is saying this is going to blow up in their faces.

      • Jason
        Jason
        July 24, 2016 at 12:49 am | #

        So Carla is this universe’s equivalent to Leslie under the thrall of a Robin contact high?

        • HMH
          HMH
          July 24, 2016 at 3:01 am | #

          Are we sure Carla doesn’t also have a submarine mode? Like, has anyone checked?

    • Kris
      Kris
      July 24, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

      Queer Girl Underground?! What? Did I miss something? I think I would’ve noticed something that awesome in the comic.

      • Stairmasternem
        Stairmasternem
        July 24, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

        I think both Other Rachel and Agatha were giving her warnings and physically pulling Becky out of the halls when Ruth was about.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          July 24, 2016 at 12:33 am | #

          Queer Girl Underground:
          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/02-that-perfect-girl/steplightly/

          • Stairmasternem
            Stairmasternem
            July 24, 2016 at 12:39 am | #

            It was Mandy! Dang it my memory wasn’t as good as I thought.

      • DinaWho
        DinaWho
        July 24, 2016 at 12:31 am | #

        It’s mostly something implied as having happened during the time skip during the past week. In Friday’s chapter several of the girls on the hall say things that imply they’ve been helping hide Becky from Ruth and Mary ever since she was rescued from Toedad on Monday. One of those girls is Mandy (who to the best of our knowledge is still dating Grace).
        [I hope I got the character names right!]

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          July 24, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

          Yup, the other was Agatha and it’s hinted that there are a few others involved as well.

        • adam
          adam
          July 24, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

          Did they say mary, too?

          • Neeks
            Neeks
            July 24, 2016 at 2:56 am | #

            Well if they were hiding Becky from mary, they didn’t do a good job, since she knew about her. (And told Ruth, if not explicitly.)

      • miz
        miz
        July 24, 2016 at 12:35 am | #

        Boom: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/02-that-perfect-girl/steplightly/

        • miz
          miz
          July 24, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

          Aaand ninja’d by Cerberus. Curse your quick fingers, Cerberus!

    • Friscovi
      Friscovi
      July 24, 2016 at 5:09 pm | #

      I like where your going with this Cerberus as I think the end game does have Carla saving the day, but I suspect that she’s going to have to make a sacrifice to do it. Everyone keeps forgetting the one point about Carla that she really wants everyone to forget, she’s stinking rich. I’m afraid the end game is going to be Carla having to learn that she has to use that privilege sometime even if she doesn’t want to be defined by her family’s money.

  20. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 24, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    So will this end up with Becky, Marcie and Ruth living under the same roof?

    • No Name
      No Name
      July 24, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

      With twelve other people in a studio apartment? Can you say, “Zany sitcom idea?”

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 24, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

        I can! 😀

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        July 24, 2016 at 12:33 am | #

        Soooo….

        …. something that can work in DoA?

        Also, that’s more reality TV than sitcom.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        July 24, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

        “Twelve Angry Men” — only as a sitcom.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          July 24, 2016 at 1:14 am | #

          And genderbent, but set in an apartment rather than a jury room. Otherwise exactly the same.

          • Mitsukara
            Mitsukara
            July 24, 2016 at 9:53 pm | #

            Except for the part where they think they’re going to destroy a city but they’re actually releasing zoo animals.

            Or was that Attack of the Killer Fried Green Tomatoes instead of Twelve Angry Monkeys, I forget.

    • Jason
      Jason
      July 24, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

      I was thinking just Becky and Ruth. Marcie already has a bunch of roommates.

    • Stairmasternem
      Stairmasternem
      July 24, 2016 at 12:27 am | #

      Only if someone makes them hammocks out of duct tape.

  21. Solenoid
    Solenoid
    July 24, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    “Tell them to hurry it up” is business-finishing language, I fear. D:

    • StClair
      StClair
      July 24, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

      Yeah, that was my thought too.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      July 24, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

      Not really.  I’ve had days where, because of legal, personal, or emotional issues or setbacks I’d have liked nothing better than to lie down on my bed, fall asleep, and just never bother waking up.  But one eventually finds some other reason to get up and get over it.

  22. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    July 24, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    Also, oof to that feeling where you wish the bad thing would hurry up and hit already so you could stop worrying about it. Been there far too many times for comfort.

    • Jason
      Jason
      July 24, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

      Me too.

  23. Teddae
    Teddae
    July 24, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

    never in my life can i understand ruth’s feelings so well which hurts even more

    the whole hopelessness can really show, she doesn’t care anymore, it’s too tiring to care

  24. Nick Piers
    Nick Piers
    July 24, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

    I hope she doesn’t get fired.

    She could use a win for a change.

  25. Jeudi Violist
    Jeudi Violist
    July 24, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

    Billie has taken the place of cookies.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      July 24, 2016 at 1:19 am | #

      For me, Billie could never take the place of cookies. I will always love you, cookies.

  26. miz
    miz
    July 24, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

    god…how messed up Billie’s emotions must be right now, that after sprinting down the hall and busting into this girl’s room while desperately screaming her name, all she can think to do is lay stiffly on the bed next to her without touching…

    • DinaWho
      DinaWho
      July 24, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

      For all the awkward it seems, it may actually be the best thing to do for Ruth right now. Let Ruth initiate any physical contact, not trying to pressure her to talk about anything or ‘talk her out of it’ but just being there to support her and prevent any immediate physical danger.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      July 24, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

      Yup. She’s been through a hell of a ringer herself emotionally and it says volumes that she’s not spooning her or pulling her up to a sitting position, she’s just lying on the bed next to her, refilling her spot.

      • miz
        miz
        July 24, 2016 at 1:05 am | #

        It sort of feels like, the hell for Billie was just physically not being able to BE there, able to see and hear Ruth being alive. And now she can, she doesn’t know what else to do, and maybe doesn’t even really NEED to do anything else except settle back into place. She’s here. She’s back.

  27. Some1
    Some1
    July 24, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

    Eventually someone will punch Mary, and it won’t be Ruth, Billie, Carla or even Joyce.

    It will be Howard…and it will be awesome.

    Or at least I really want that to happen.

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      July 24, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

      If he has Mr Fantastic power, then he can do that.

    • Killian
      Killian
      July 24, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

      I want Dina to do it. Mary tries to get Becky kicked out of the dorms and POW!

      • HMH
        HMH
        July 24, 2016 at 3:04 am | #

        But how can a raptor punch a bigot when she has such little arms? I’m waiting for a full-on face-ectomy via her deadly talons.

    • Chief_of_Staves
      Chief_of_Staves
      July 24, 2016 at 12:35 am | #

      I kinda want to see Mary do a hallway full of everyone on her floor delivering a punch to her face in sequence. Better yet, they have the choice to either support her or punch her in the face as some sort of vote of approval. The approvals do not go her way.

      All in favor say aye?

      • Some1
        Some1
        July 24, 2016 at 1:12 am | #

        I feel like that would eventually get really uncomfortable. No matter how you slice it, Mary is still an 18 year old girl, who so far hasn’t attempted to physically harm anyone. Mary’s awful, but mob justice is still bad.

        • Clif
          Clif
          July 24, 2016 at 2:44 am | #

          Sure. Individual vigilante justice is much more satisfying than societal mob justice.

        • 3-I
          3-I
          July 24, 2016 at 7:46 am | #

          So, uh, at what magical age does hateful bigotry become intolerable, for you?

          • Some1
            Some1
            July 24, 2016 at 11:18 am | #

            If it was Carol I would say the same thing, there’s a massive difference between thinking somethings okay, and deciding violence is the best way to solve it.

            • Marie
              Marie
              July 24, 2016 at 2:05 pm | #

              And one ‘fuck you’ slug is, well, not the same as a hallway’s worth of people beating on someone.

            • 3-I
              3-I
              July 24, 2016 at 7:03 pm | #

              I’m just sayin’, you’re the one who brought her age into this.

              • Some1
                Some1
                July 24, 2016 at 7:35 pm | #

                eh yeah I wasn’t really paying attention when I wrote that.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 24, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

      I’m thinking Joyce, after Mary does something to Becky.

      …. or Mike.

      Or Joyce paying Mike to do it. Established business relationship and all that.

      …..

      I’m going to say not in the main comic, though. Willis normally puts the fan service in Slipshine.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        July 24, 2016 at 1:20 am | #

        But isn’t Slipshine still canon?

        • Amazi-Stool
          Amazi-Stool
          July 24, 2016 at 12:39 pm | #

          It is!
          One of those flashback panels – well actually narrative butting in to mock Danny – is from a slipshine.

      • Carolyn
        Carolyn
        July 24, 2016 at 1:11 pm | #

        Mary already threw a wrench into Becky’s living situation. I can’t imagine Joyce is going to be happy when she hears about that.

    • Jason
      Jason
      July 24, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

      Well Ruth already slapped her off-panel….

  28. SundaesChild
    SundaesChild
    July 24, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

    Having been in the throes of depression and waiting for the shit to hit the proverbial fan (loss of scholarships, ergo no longer being able to afford college), that last line is too familiar. Wanting to lose everything, to have everyone give up on you, so there’s no reason (in her current thinking, anyway) to keep on going. Maybe I’m wrong, and there’s a more optimistic reading.

    • Atoms
      Atoms
      July 24, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

      I think your reading is valid, although I read it a little differently just from my own experience. For me, it’s always more this bone-deep certainty that everything *is* going to go to hell, so once it does, I’m almost glad to have it just… happen.

      I’m not sure if that’s more or less optimistic than your interpretation…

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        July 24, 2016 at 12:38 am | #

        Prolly a combination of both. She wants the bad thing to happen so she can finally lose what she’s using to hold on (see also her constantly trying to push away Billie), but she also is probably just really tired of the fear and just wants the worst to come already, because then she can be done worrying about it.

    • Jason
      Jason
      July 24, 2016 at 12:57 am | #

      I’ve wanted to drop out of college or lose my job before, just to stop carrying the weight of responsibilities and expectations.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        July 24, 2016 at 7:35 am | #

        It’s normal to feel that?

        Huh. Who knew? That makes so much sense.

        • Jason
          Jason
          July 24, 2016 at 4:55 pm | #

          I’m not sure? I’ve been treated for depression before.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            July 24, 2016 at 5:59 pm | #

            I’m on anti-depressants so I think I have it? My doctor told me they’re used for depression and anxiety and they seem to work. I was prescribed them by a psychiatrist so yes?

            I genuinely have no idea if that constitutes a clinical diagnosis.

            • Betty Anne
              Betty Anne
              July 24, 2016 at 10:15 pm | #

              If they were prescribed by a professional, then yes, it’s a clinical diagnosis. Your doctor might have mentioned anxiety and depression because they frequently go hand-in-hand and it can take awhile to separate if one, the other, or both are specific to your situation. Some meds tackle both, because they aim for the same set of chemical signals to try to correct your mood and thoughts.

              • Spencer
                Spencer
                July 25, 2016 at 9:16 am | #

                I’ve been on cipralex for over two years now and tend to have bad times when I try to get off them, so… yeah.

                I mean I kind of figured I did, I just never put the punctuation on it.

  29. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    July 24, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

    …. huh.

    I don’t know whether “tell them to hurry it up” is a self-destructive impulse, or “let me out of this awful trap so you and me can be happyish again.”

  30. SarahSaur
    SarahSaur
    July 24, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

    Sometimes people mention that Carla could keep Ruth in her job by donating to the university or what not. I would much prefer to Carla’s parents start a charity that allowed queer young people to apply for scholarships/grants. And then Carla might mention to becky or ruth or whoever to try applying for such a thing.

    Because while it is not great for a person to take over too much financially for a friend (or especially a new significant other) due to power imbalance… I think a new scholarship option could work.

    And it is the sort of thing that could help lots and lots of people, so even if it was acquaintances of Carla’s that inspired the idea, it wouldn’t have to be even slightly centred on them. Like, there are probably still many not such great aspects to this idea, but I still prefer it to the idea of Carla’s parents donating to the university in order to manipulate the university towards a certain end.

    • Stairmasternem
      Stairmasternem
      July 24, 2016 at 12:32 am | #

      The scholarship idea is great actually. If the comic lasts longer than the first semester maybe something like that might happen?

      My initial thought was for Varla’s parents to threaten pulling any school funding ( I’m assuming they have some RnD on campus since Carla got their tech pretty quickly) in order to keep Ruth on campus if the school finds out and tries to punish her.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      July 24, 2016 at 12:33 am | #

      Though it would kind of suck (for the characters of this comic; not for the fictional universe in general) if they started this scholarship and then neither Becky nor Ruth receive it.

      • SarahSaur
        SarahSaur
        July 24, 2016 at 1:19 am | #

        Could definitely happen! Though i mean, they could just purposefully be very bad at advertising the initial round of scholarships. So that it /is/ a favour from Carla, but in a manner that doesn’t have to leave them feeling too indebted to her, I hope.

        I mean, her parents donating to the university to keep Ruth in her job would lead to just as much of a potentially negative power dynamic from financial necessity as a somewhat pre-selected scholarship recipient.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      July 24, 2016 at 12:41 am | #

      Ooh, economic freedom from sir, potential emotional care from engaged parental figures, chance of helping out Becky as well (and Becky’s likely to come up soon, just because Carla’s now a bit more entangled with Sal, Billie, and Ruth.

      Hmm, that could actually work.

    • Jason
      Jason
      July 24, 2016 at 12:59 am | #

      The funny thing is that Billie’s family is rich, too. Just not particularly philanthropic.

      • SarahSaur
        SarahSaur
        July 24, 2016 at 1:24 am | #

        And – I think it would be bad at this point for Billie (or her parents) to do too much financially for Ruth – like, obviously having material necessities is, well, necessary. But the relationship between Billie and Ruth is already not the healthiest, and I don’t think making Ruth financially dependent on Billie(+ Billie’s parents) would make their relationship healthier – as in, it would probably make it worse.

        Dina’s parents, while probably not wealthy, I think also have some level of disposable income – But I think that it would not be good for Becky to be overly reliant on that either. Even though their relationship is looking to be of a healthy sort, financial dependence can trap people badly.

        (I know plenty of relationships have a primary/sole breadwinner. This does not have to be problematic, but I do think it has potential to be problematic, especially if, pretty much from day one, one party depends on the other so completely as to not be on the streets. Not that it would be wrong for someone to keep their partner off the streets, obviously, but it would preferably be a short term solution towards empowering the other one to be able to not be entirely dependent on someone they’ve been dating for a week)

      • Eukie
        Eukie
        July 24, 2016 at 9:15 am | #

        There are levels of richness, and essentially adopting another person (as taking full economic responsibility over Ruth would basically entail) is not something the lower end of rich people can do lightly. Paying for Ruth to attend college would cost about $89,000 by itself, and all her other economic needs are, at a quick estimate, $10,000-$20,000 per year.

        It’s one thing to be cozy with politicians, owning a yatch, and throwing money at one’s estranged daughter out of guilt. It’s another thing to spend 100,000 to provide for one’s daughter’s latest fling.

        • Jason
          Jason
          July 24, 2016 at 4:56 pm | #

          Also a live-in housekeeper it seems.

          • Betty Anne
            Betty Anne
            July 24, 2016 at 10:22 pm | #

            “Senor Billingsworth” is the type to chase homeless people out of their downtown haunts, so I doubt he pays Nina that much. :/

  31. Chief_of_Staves
    Chief_of_Staves
    July 24, 2016 at 12:31 am | #

    On the bright side, the quickest way to defang blackmail is to not fear the threatened consequences. She looks exhausted enough that she can’t get together the energy to be actively afraid, and she has someone there to support her emotionally. If she was ever going to play dentist with blackmail, this might work.

    On the other hand, that depression-rooted apathy hurts. Reminds me of some really bad times when one of the major reasons I didn’t ‘walk to the shore and just keep walking’ was because I didn’t have the energy to walk across campus to the Atlantic Ocean beach.

    Times I’m glad are behind me.

  32. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    July 24, 2016 at 12:45 am | #

    Just a thought, Ruth — carry on as if nothing has happened, because as far as you and your position is concerned, until you hear from someone like the Dean of Housing or some other high muckety-muck in the Housing Office nothing officially HAS happened.

  33. Oddish
    Oddish
    July 24, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

    Some friends of mine looked into the IU handbook and found out that having sex with your residents is not against the rules.

    So it depends on if they can get all the alcohol out of the room before an inspection takes place.

    It’s only been a day or two with her crippling depression and desire to stay in her room, which won’t get her fired unless it extends for a few more days and interferes further with her job. If someone comes to her for help and she refuses to provide it, then she’ll face issues with the university.

    She most likely won’t be fired unless someone snitches about all the booze. And even then, if anyone likes her, they can help her get the bottles and whatnot out of the room.

    So, rest easy, friends! Ruth is safe–her floormates just need to read up on policies for RAs at IU.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 24, 2016 at 1:00 am | #

      She’s already cleaned house. All evidence of booze gone. And with the exception of Billie, she hasn’t drunk in front of witnesses.

    • Ctrl+C D@
      Ctrl+C D@
      July 24, 2016 at 1:10 am | #

      Wait, it really says that in the IU handbook? I mean yeah the booze and stuff is probably what’ll get her, but wow. Just watch though, somebody will mention all the worry about Ruth getting fired over her and Billie, and then Dorothy will be all like “You guys know that’s not against the rules right?” Then everyone does a big “Duh-wahhhh?!”

      • LimeSheep
        LimeSheep
        July 24, 2016 at 1:17 am | #

        that would be pretty anti-climactic considering how long the idea that it’s a fireable offense has been maintained. not that i think its impossible, but i think itd be better for the story if it’s just a way the school in the comic is different from the real-world one.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          July 24, 2016 at 1:26 am | #

          True, but I do believe Willis has tried to minimize straying too far from ‘reality’, as it were. Has it been stated explicitly that it’s a fireable offense, or just that Ruth believes it? Cause I can believe Willis doing a plot twist like that. Allows a semblance of the status quo, and then can explore further storyline dynamics, like Becky and such.

          • LimeSheep
            LimeSheep
            July 24, 2016 at 1:37 am | #

            daisy (the girl at the school paper) has also said it’s pretty bad, but i think only ruth and billie have directly said she’d be fired for it.
            but it’s also been directly compared to the sal/jason situation, so condemnations of that could probably count for billie/ruth too.

            • HMH
              HMH
              July 24, 2016 at 3:13 am | #

              At the same time, it would be such a Dorothy moment. Plus, Dorothy is writing for the student paper IIRC, so if she believes that this is the case, you’d damn well better believe there will be a front-page op-ed the very next day if she thinks Ruth is being treated unjustly. That would bring upon the school the one thing they care about preventing: Negative Attention. In the wake of a dude literally brandishing a gun on their campus, assaulting a student, attempting to kidnap a woman and being attacked by multiple vigilantes in the process, they can’t handle another scandal. They will absolutely bend rules to make that shit go away, although they might first threaten Dorothy’s academic career and future…but I feel like at this point, Dorothy is at a turning point where she will be willing to stand her ground, because the whole reason she wants to be President in the first place is her strong sense of principles.

              • Orion Fury
                Orion Fury
                July 24, 2016 at 1:29 pm | #

                I like this thread, talking about the policies of ‘Ruth being able to keep her job’. It means were moving past the ‘Is Ruth still alive’ conversation.

            • Marie
              Marie
              July 24, 2016 at 2:14 pm | #

              Daisy said that when Billie approached her after being wall slammed by Ruth before they were dating, unless they talked about this another time. Daisy saying it’s bad doesn’t really have to apply to a consensual (if unhealthy) relationship. Also I’m pretty sure Daisy actually waved it off because it sounded hot, so maybe we’re really talking about different times.

    • miz
      miz
      July 24, 2016 at 1:23 am | #

      I’m not sure that’s correct, actually. From the Graduate Staff manual:

      “If the nature of a friendship turns more serious and romantic, then there is a reason for concern.  There are distinct professional and ethical issues involved when one enters a romantic relationship with someone that he or she directly supervises[…]You should consider talking with your coordinator supervisor if the potential of becoming romantically involved with someone you supervise exists.”

      Sounds pretty discouraged to me.

      • Ctrl+C D@
        Ctrl+C D@
        July 24, 2016 at 1:27 am | #

        Kinda’ seems like it’s at the discretion of your supervisor though. From what Ruth’s said they give her a lot of leeway because she gets shit done.

        Of course, them being so lenient and not checking up on her also led to a lot of problems I’m sure.

        • miz
          miz
          July 24, 2016 at 1:36 am | #

          It’s exactly as Ruth has spelled it out in-comic: “Fraternizing with anyone on this floor could get me terminated.” “Could”, not “would definitely”. But even if her specific supervisor was okay with it (not a guarantee by any means), it would also invite scrutiny and prompt them to start paying more attention, which could uncover her other problems re: alcohol and mental illness.

          • miz
            miz
            July 24, 2016 at 1:37 am | #

            There was supposed to be a link to this comic in there somewhere: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/03-when-god-closes-the-door/spilled/

          • Cerberus
            Cerberus
            July 24, 2016 at 1:57 pm | #

            Yeah, that might really the biggest danger. If the forces below start paying more attention to her floor, they’ll see the other negatives she brings to the table like threatening her charges, her alcoholism, and how her crippling depression is impacting her ability to even do her job day to day.

            And even if she doesn’t get fired or they shrug about the relationship, they’ll probably also be checking up on her more regularly, especially if the Becky thing ends up coming out around the same time.

      • Oddish
        Oddish
        July 24, 2016 at 1:39 am | #

        Ruth is not a graduate student. She’s an undergrad student employee.

        This is what it says in the Code of Academic Ethics (http://policies.iu.edu/policies/categories/academic-faculty-students/conditions-academic-employment/Code-of-Academic-Ethics.shtml):

        “Relationships outside the Instructional Context. A faculty member should be careful to distance himself or herself from any decisions that may reward or penalize a student with whom he or she has or has had an amorous or sexual relationship, even outside the instructional context, especially when the faculty member and student are in the same academic unit or in units that are allied academically.”

        As long as Billie does not feel like she’s being rewarded or penalized in a way that puts her above or below other people, she’s in the clear. Billie is obviously very interested in being with Ruth, so she’s not going to say that she’s getting preferential treatment, and honestly, she’s not–outside of hiding booze, which obviously won’t get reported because they’re the only two who know about it.

        Since Billie wants everything that Ruth offers–no matter how sexual or violent it is–she will never admit to getting special treatment by Ruth. Thus, the issue doesn’t fall under the rule.

        No one believes Billie when she talks about how Ruth attacked her in the past, so she has no reason to expect anyone to look into it. It rests on the shoulders of no one knowing more details than they currently know right now.

        Any additional information may tip the scales, but right now, she’s perceived to be within her rights.

        • miz
          miz
          July 24, 2016 at 1:44 am | #

          No, Ruth isn’t a graduate student, but the RA manual directly states “Resident Assistants and Graduate Supervisors are academic appointees. As such they are
          bound by the same guidelines, which exist for all academic appointees.” re: romantic relationships, so it still applies to her.

          • marianne
            marianne
            July 25, 2016 at 6:36 am | #

            Somewhat off-topic, but that’s some pretty terrible wording. How can one be bound by guidelines?

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        July 24, 2016 at 3:20 am | #

        In my experience RAs — who are, after all, students themselves— are considered to be more “peer advisors” rather than supervisory personnel.  Optimally they would follow the same guidelines as those set forth for Graduate Staff (as spelled out by miz), but I feel those guidelines are in place more to address situations such as Sal and her ‘tutoring’ from Jason.

      • Time Heist
        Time Heist
        July 24, 2016 at 11:00 am | #

        To me, that makes it sound like it’s allowed, but not encouraged. She may be made RA of a different dorm, and they’ll get a new one, to avoid an abuse of authority.

      • Thulcandran
        Thulcandran
        July 24, 2016 at 11:52 am | #

        Yeah, but generally “Talking with your supervisor” means “find a way in which you are no longer in charge of this person.” I had been assuming Billie would have to move down a floor.

    • HMH
      HMH
      July 24, 2016 at 3:08 am | #

      This seems reasonable to me, but she did still knowingly harbor a non-resident on the premises for literally days, and I get the distinct impression that’s something she’s supposed to be actively preventing. She could easily get shit-canned for it, I would assume.

      • Oddish
        Oddish
        July 24, 2016 at 4:25 am | #

        She didn’t really realize that Becky was homeless and using the dorms as a place to sleep in a serious way, not a sleepover way.

        The fact that she was unaware of this shows that she’s too far dealing with her alcoholism to notice things like that.

        Where I went to college, you can let someone sleep over for 3 days, and after that, they reserved the right to not check you in on day 4.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        July 24, 2016 at 1:59 pm | #

        To be fair. She hasn’t yet. She found out Friday, Becky left that evening and isn’t back yet. Like, she’ll start breaking that rule going forward, but at this moment, she’s done nothing of the sort to harbor a non-resident.

  34. m90photo instant nocorner itxtalt
    m90photo
    July 24, 2016 at 12:55 am | #

    After having depression from 6 years old, I know this feeling all to well, and this just hurts my heart. This entire webcomic has the best portrayal of mental illnesses I’ve seen so far, and for that I am eternally grateful.

  35. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    July 24, 2016 at 12:56 am | #

    And Grav Roulette has made me Agatha again. I wasn’t happy then, and I’m still unhappy now.

    … I’m about to be stereotyping and prejudiced here.

    Agatha is a Mormon, and I… don’t like Mormonism. There’s several issues I have the LDS church, but principle among them are its harsh, abusive treatment of its LGBT members, and also of apostates. I also still hold a grudge for their part in Prop 8, and take it as a clear signal that it’s not enough for them just to torment their own people with their religious code… they have to force the rest of us to live by it as well.

    So, angry.

    The thing is, my upset with Mormonism does not extend to Mormons. Most Mormons I have met have been polite, kind, civil, decent people. That’s not universal, but neither are any of the grounds for hatred. Properly speaking, my condemnation should be for the religion and not for the religious.

    And by and large, it is.

    We haven’t seen Agatha much but every time we’ve seen her she’s been kind or happy or… well, nothing to complain about. She’s only mentioned her religion when the subject of church or prayer comes up. She’s not going door to door. She’s not handing out pamphlets. She’s not campaigning against LGBT rights. She’s helped shelter Becky, though I don’t know if that was in apathy of her gayness or in spite of it. But the things I hate about the religion, but not necessarily the religious, are not apparently present with this religious individual.

    But I still don’t want her as an avatar. Being represented by someone who is a Mormon, and that’s one of only about four facts we know about her?

    Nope.

    Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope.

    The thought of it makes me feel icky. Like eating at Chic-Fil-A a few years ago would have made me feel with every bite I took, or reading Orson Scott Card now that I know of his anti-LGBT activism. It just changes everything about it, to the point where I can’t enjoy it.

    Maybe if Agatha gets some development, I’ll think of that when I see her more than her Mormonism.

    But for now….. NOPE.

    …. and I’m not entirely comfortable with how prejudiced this might make me, but I’m more comfortable with that question than with an Agatha grav.

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      July 24, 2016 at 8:47 am | #

      It’s interesting to note that I left the Catholic Church because their treatment of, well a lot of issues, but am largely Catholic in every one of my views. Religion is an odd thing because it’s an ideology as well as an organization. They can be very varied among individuals or not at all.

    • jonathan
      jonathan
      July 24, 2016 at 11:09 am | #

      Yeah it super bums me out when real life ruins fiction. Bill Cosby, Tom Cruise, OSC, goddamned Dilbert (Scott Adams is cuckoo)…the list goes on. I used to be totally in love with Kirstie Allie until I found out she was a new age ditzoid.

      Damn you RL.

  36. Council
    Council
    July 24, 2016 at 1:15 am | #

    To distract myself from depression flashbacks: I hope Mary’s reaction will be explored in more depth later on. The last comic was the first time I could relate to her.

    Up until now, we didn’t know her motivations to be deplorable, she just was. But we now know she is into controlling the situation and the people in it. Craving power over others as she does is human – what she does with that power is terrible, but the power high I can relate to. I’m curious where it will go.

  37. Orion Fury
    Orion Fury
    July 24, 2016 at 1:29 am | #

    Well it’s nice that most of the comments aren’t “Now Kiss”. Or are most people just thinking it?

    • Anorak
      Anorak
      July 24, 2016 at 6:26 pm | #

      Kissing can wait until ruth is healthy

  38. Flame_Warp
    Flame_Warp
    July 24, 2016 at 2:02 am | #

    Why have Billie’s hands turned into forks

    • Annie
      Annie
      July 24, 2016 at 2:46 am | #

      So spoons won’t get involved?

      • Usayasha
        Usayasha
        July 24, 2016 at 3:50 am | #

        That makes sense. It’s hard to spoon when you’re busy forking.

        • Some1
          Some1
          July 24, 2016 at 2:34 pm | #

          that’s why we invented sparks!

          • Some1
            Some1
            July 24, 2016 at 2:34 pm | #

            *Sporks

  39. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 24, 2016 at 2:15 am | #

    Billie, just hug Ruth and let her cry on you. I really, really think that this is what she needs right now.

  40. HMH
    HMH
    July 24, 2016 at 2:53 am | #

    If Ruth gets kicked out of residence, she can totally move in with Becky. There is absolutely no way that could go badly whatsoever and it will be smooth sailing all the way forever.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 24, 2016 at 7:34 am | #

      Ruth wouldn’t get kicked out of college. She’d lose her single room but chances are then they’d just stick her in an open double (and she’s never going to face consequences for the things she did that actually would entail her getting kicked out). You can get expelled for alcohol consumption but that ain’t gonna happen either, so the administration is gonna go easy on her and probably get her help more than anything.

  41. showler
    showler
    July 24, 2016 at 4:02 am | #

    Think we can get Becky hired as RA?

    We replaced your normal freckled redhead with new “Becky” brand. Can anyone tell the difference?

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      July 24, 2016 at 1:32 pm | #

      Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark!

  42. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    July 24, 2016 at 6:39 am | #

    Mary become the new manager.

    You all hate that, but you can be sure she will propose her candidature. And no one else will bother to do so.

    And has no one else want to do the job, Carla end up proposing her candidature too.

    She won (I lied on my first line), and now she has to take care of a bunch of people and doing a job and policing around and applying rules, some of them (most) she think dumb and she hate that job and having to deal with responsibility but it was either that or let Mary get the job.

    Carla hate that new responsibility thus Mary won anyway.

    • Council
      Council
      July 24, 2016 at 7:53 am | #

      Good idea, bad presentation o-O Please consider to work on your grammar.

      • Betty Anne
        Betty Anne
        July 24, 2016 at 11:19 am | #

        *consider working

      • hot patootie
        hot patootie
        July 24, 2016 at 1:43 pm | #

        You still understood them though, right? No need to be rude. They’re doing their best.

        • Council
          Council
          July 24, 2016 at 3:19 pm | #

          I was asking nicely._.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      July 24, 2016 at 2:01 pm | #

      Mary is a freshman. Freshmen aren’t allowed to be RAs.

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      July 24, 2016 at 3:38 pm | #

      And again I remind everyone in the comic that Billie has already been assuming effective responsibilities of an RA, from fixing the stuck trash chute to solving roommate disputes.
      In fact, that’s how she first discovered Ruth was in a bad way – she’d been doing Ruth’s job for several days and hadn’t seen Ruth even once, so eventually she pulled the fire alarm and broke into Ruth’s room.

      She’s also said about being ‘head cheerleader, problem solver’.

      AND she’s been coaching Ruth and pushing her towards doing her job sometime during the last week.

      Basically what I’m saying is that if Ruth does end up fired, Billie is the next most natural choice for an RA, and if she doesn’t, Billie’s going to keep covering for her.
      There’s no need for Carla to take it up… other than to, y’know, help with Billie’s own depression and other issues.

      • Council
        Council
        July 24, 2016 at 3:47 pm | #

        As another person pointed out on the topic of Mary becoming R.A., freshmen cannot become R.A.s.

      • LimeSheep
        LimeSheep
        July 24, 2016 at 4:00 pm | #

        billie would be my choice too! if she werent too young to hold the position.
        so yeah, carlas a pretty decent second choice

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        July 24, 2016 at 4:24 pm | #

        Age issues aside, I’m not sure that any administration after firing Ruth for alcohol abuse, sleeping with one of her charges, letting a homeless girl live on her floor and whatever else they find out is going to turn the job over to the alcoholic she was sleeping with, and drinking with, who was letting the homeless girl use her bed. Why not just leave Ruth in charge at that point?

        I guess Billie’s not actually suicidally depressed. Is that enough?

  43. Mara
    Mara
    July 24, 2016 at 7:24 am | #

    Have the cookies multiplied? It looks like there are FIVE cookies!

  44. Brute
    Brute
    July 24, 2016 at 8:32 am | #

    ruth gets kicked out
    moves in with becky
    both get jobs at galasso’s
    wacky adventures ensue
    leslie gets to work on that sandwich board so these things stop happening so much

  45. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    July 24, 2016 at 8:50 am | #

    Ruth shouldn’t be the RA because she’s a horrible horrible person (due to circumstances beyond her control) to the people under her. I don’t take threats of violence as something slapsticky as I’ve known people who live in mortal terror of these kinds of individuals in positions of authority. So, I hope any solution involves getting her fired and figuring out a way to keep her in college.

  46. George Wiman
    George Wiman
    July 24, 2016 at 9:04 am | #

    Best mob justice for Mary: entire floor (except her, obvs) goes to Ruth’s supervisor and says “We want her to stay”. Much better than a punch in the face.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 24, 2016 at 9:11 am | #

      Why would they want her to stay, and does it really matter if Ruth’s violating rules she’s supposed to enforce?

      Like, I don’t think anyone on the floor actually hates her the way Carla says it; at most I think she’s just their jerky RA they duck out of the way to avoid, but she’s not exactly someone who they’d stick their necks out for either.

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        July 24, 2016 at 10:05 am | #

        Maybe they recognize she’s depressed but…yeah, she’s a horrible RA who couldn’t comfort anyone during a school shooting.

        • Betty Anne
          Betty Anne
          July 24, 2016 at 10:29 pm | #

          I’m not convinced anyone else wanted to be at that meeting, either. I got the same vibe I used to get from those stupid “crisis” meetings: “Why, exactly, am I made to be in some kind of ‘group therapy’ session about something I want to deal with on my own, taking advice from a kid who is younger than me?” (Granted, Ruth is older than most of the girls we’ve met on her floor; that is not always the case at universities.) Ruth, at on point, believed that her superiors “loved her,” which indicates they’ve always given her praise for how she manages her floor. And, I suspect, if the other girls found out why and how Mary’s been bullying Ruth (preferably willingly from Carla), they would be glad to keep Ruth and get Mary kicked off the floor.

        • Time Heist
          Time Heist
          July 25, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

          No offence, but you clearly grossly misunderstand depression.

  47. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    July 24, 2016 at 10:00 am | #

    Another reason why it’s hard to blackmail a depressive – sometimes, they just can’t care what happens to them.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      July 24, 2016 at 1:35 pm | #

      The person to fear the most is one with nothing to lose.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        July 24, 2016 at 2:02 pm | #

        Yup. And the one who feels like they have nothing to lose is gonna be more likely to be, yeah, okay, destroy my life. Sure, let’s get it over with.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          July 25, 2016 at 3:01 am | #

          Bring it.

  48. HMRC4EVR
    HMRC4EVR
    July 24, 2016 at 11:02 am | #

    Ths is a huge MAYBE but perhaps upon seeing the Ruth’s emotional state without Billie and the simple basic need of a person to have people in their life no matter the relationship might AT LEAST set the seeds of change in Mary’s outlook and her bigotry

    • Will
      Will
      July 24, 2016 at 11:59 am | #

      hahaha no.

    • Apostate
      Apostate
      July 24, 2016 at 1:43 pm | #

      Her entire takeaway from this was “I lost my blackmail material.” This isn’t going to change her at all.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        July 24, 2016 at 2:17 pm | #

        This.

        There may be an event that shakes her out of her bigotry and her hate, but it is not this one.

        • Betty Anne
          Betty Anne
          July 24, 2016 at 10:32 pm | #

          If anything, Mary is going to try to pin this on Carla when the higher-ups find out. “If that -insert gross slur of Mary’s choice- were on the boy’s floor, this wouldn’t have happened!”

  49. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    July 24, 2016 at 11:13 am | #

    I’m still looking for the phone call with “sir,” but in the search I found this:

    Ruth’s kind of high maintenance, but I’m taking care of her.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      July 24, 2016 at 12:10 pm | #

      You mean this one?
      And remember, we found out in the strip before it that Ruth’s ringtone was Metallica’s “Sandman”, which I think might be a little ominous.

  50. hof1991
    hof1991
    July 24, 2016 at 1:58 pm | #

    Regarding replacing Ruth as RA – no frosh need apply. Only sophomores we know on the floor are Sarah and Carla. Hard to see why Carla would be interested. Sarah could use the financial assistance.

    • Betty Anne
      Betty Anne
      July 24, 2016 at 7:49 pm | #

      I don’t know about IU, but my university regularly hired right-out-of-high school 18-year-old freshmen to be RAs. It was actually kind of rare to have anyone older as an RA, unless they stuck with it from one year to the next.

      • Oddish
        Oddish
        July 25, 2016 at 2:45 am | #

        That’s really different from what I’m used to! Generally, in my experience, RAs are at least sophomores so they can help their younger students adjust to college life. It helps to know what freshman year is like when you need to help other people cope with it. RAs (again, in my experience) are often there for guidance and whatnot, so I’m really surprised to hear that. It’s interesting!

    • trlkly
      trlkly
      July 24, 2016 at 8:49 pm | #

      Except Carla just basically volunteered last comic. She’s the misanthrope who will fix everyone’s problems.

  51. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    July 24, 2016 at 2:03 pm | #

    I like how Ruth’s face slightly softens when Billie is back. Like, it’s not gonna make her not depressed, but it’s a coping strategy she didn’t have that’s back and that’s an important something to her.

  52. Just Me
    Just Me
    July 24, 2016 at 2:51 pm | #

    So, Ruth and Billie are Co-dependent. Ruth is dependent on Billie to keep her from slipping into depression, and Billie is dependent on Ruth in a maternalistic, protective way.

    • Eukie
      Eukie
      July 24, 2016 at 3:13 pm | #

      It’s only codependent if Ruth enables Billie’s problems and/or Billie enables Ruth’s problems on a routine or prolonged basis.

      …which is exactly what’s happening because Billie has several times encouraged Ruth’s drinking and overlooked related problems.

  53. Odditude
    Odditude
    July 24, 2016 at 5:21 pm | #

    I wonder if everyone else is just looking in.

    • George Wiman
      George Wiman
      July 24, 2016 at 9:49 pm | #

      The light changed; it looks like the door is closed now.

  54. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    July 24, 2016 at 8:17 pm | #

    As a general question, how much competition is there for RA positions?

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 24, 2016 at 8:29 pm | #

      The only candidates for the position if Ruth was fired would be Sarah or Carla, maybe Rachel if she’s also a sophomore, or a completely new character who’s so terrible that everyone wants Ruth back.

    • Atoms
      Atoms
      July 24, 2016 at 8:33 pm | #

      In my university, there was a fair amount of competition in the initial application process, although nothing overwhelming. That being said, the way my (and I think many) university handled it was to hire 2 or 3 “Cover” RAs (basically a waiting list), who aren’t actually placed on a floor, but are trained and can slide right into a position if a current RA is fired or has to leave.

      The years I was an RA, it seemed like they needed one per year to fill in for someone, for various reasons. That was at a large private university; I imagine a large public uni like IU would be similar.

    • leafirebender
      leafirebender
      July 24, 2016 at 8:36 pm | #

      Competition at my school was pretty high. Nobody like Ruthless would have gotten the position; at our school it’s considered a position to take care of the freshmen, grow floor community, and generally be a very kind/caring/social person. But it’s a small Christian school so things are different

  55. Tomas
    Tomas
    July 24, 2016 at 9:04 pm | #

    It’s still Sunday morning, Ruth. They won’t fire you until 9 am Monday, at the earliest.

    Eat your darn cookies.

  56. chris73
    chris73
    July 24, 2016 at 9:15 pm | #

    Ok so Ruth is hopefully going to get canned from being an RA which means that what Carla did was a good thing or have I missed something?

    • Atoms
      Atoms
      July 24, 2016 at 11:52 pm | #

      Kind of? I mean, Ruth may or may not lose her job. (My bet is she will.) On the other hand, she can hopefully now actually get some help, to help pull her out of a sincerely life-threatening situation, thanks to what Carla did. That’s why it’s a good thing; at the end of the day, fuck the job.

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spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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Up
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
header image - Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete | eBay
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Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete | eBay
Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Transformers Siege on Cybertron Titans Return Tidal Wave incomplete, restickered | eBay
Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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wint @dril.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Man if they were arresting judges then this'd be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard but thankfully that's not happening.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Stop making the one toy I want the super-expensive chase, Auldey!!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
And that's why you have Jesus wear a condom!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's #webcomicday? We have a special day??? Well, my name is Pat McHoarney and I draw 69 Mouse-Ear Blvd, a multigenerational story about women who all have sexy legs and probably other features. There was a grandmother, but she wasn't hot and so she died off-panel.
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hoanna newsom @bsweet.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
nytimes.com's user avatarThe New York Times @nytimes.com ⋅ 5d
Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
Elizabeth Holmes and Billy Evans, sitting closely on a couch. A headline reads:
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
That's the most upsetting LEGO Thing minifig possible
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 3d
LEGO Marvel Studios The Fantastic Four: First Steps Fantastic Four vs. Galactus will release June 1st ($59.99) - bit.ly/3F4uRci #ad
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
what's going on with tariffs right now i dunno, what time is it today
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