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Hnnnrrgh

by David M Willis on September 1, 2017 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Face the Strange
└ Tags: joyce, sarah

Discussion (224) ¬

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 1, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    Role reversal???

    I’d say Freaky Friday but

    Spooky Sunday?

    • Aeron
      Aeron
      September 1, 2017 at 1:07 am | #

      Joyce Brown stars in Reverse Get Out.

      • ProfessorDetective
        ProfessorDetective
        September 1, 2017 at 3:23 am | #

        ‘Get It’?

        • ProfessorDetective
          ProfessorDetective
          September 1, 2017 at 3:24 am | #

          *’Get In’! Ahrg! Why can’t I edit or delete posts?

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        September 1, 2017 at 3:44 am | #

        Is the “reverse” part that it’s competently written?

    • Commodore Counterintuitive
      Commodore Counterintuitive
      September 1, 2017 at 1:32 am | #

      But today IS Friday…

      FREAKY META-FRIDAY

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      September 1, 2017 at 2:09 am | #

      From the chapter title, it’s Strange Sunday.

    • Iforgetwhatiputhere
      Iforgetwhatiputhere
      September 1, 2017 at 2:50 am | #

      Revenge is a dish best served standing over your “enemy”‘s prone body with a big smile on your face?

      • VeryCreativeUsername
        VeryCreativeUsername
        September 1, 2017 at 5:06 am | #

        In that case, I’ve been doing it wrong.

      • Ryan
        Ryan
        September 1, 2017 at 11:15 am | #

        Socially Awkward Sarah face is awfully close to Sociopathic Murderous Sarah face.

    • Haven
      Haven
      September 1, 2017 at 2:54 am | #

      We fell into the mirror universe.

      Where dads are the world’s greatest heroes.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 1, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    Well, now that you’ve given her the idea…

    She was planning to use a claw hammer when the time comes, but this sounds a lot less messy.

  3. laladoria
    laladoria
    September 1, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    Well, this is backwards.

    • Tom T.
      Tom T.
      September 1, 2017 at 12:14 am | #

      She wants Joyce out of the room for some reason.

      • Koms
        Koms
        September 1, 2017 at 1:29 am | #

        Oh other Jacob?

        • Freemage
          Freemage
          September 1, 2017 at 8:21 am | #

          Maybe other-other Jacob?

      • VeryCreativeUsername
        VeryCreativeUsername
        September 1, 2017 at 5:13 am | #

        I don’t think there is necessarily an ulterior motive in this case.

  4. miados
    miados
    September 1, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    so she isn’t the only person who assumes that will happen to her.

    wait sara wants to go to church?

    • miados
      miados
      September 1, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

      huh my gravitar changed……. that wasn’t expected.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      September 1, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

      Perhaps Sarah intends to spend time with Other Jacob while Joyce is gone.

    • RacingTurtle
      RacingTurtle
      September 1, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

      Behold the power of Jacob’s hotness!

    • Rectilinear Propagation
      Rectilinear Propagation
      September 1, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

      She’s hoping Joyce gets Jacob away from Ridah. He invited Joyce to his church back in April (our time).

      • Lingo
        Lingo
        September 1, 2017 at 6:54 pm | #

        Ding ding ding!

    • Romanticide
      Romanticide
      September 1, 2017 at 12:44 am | #

      I think she wants to be more suportive, waking Joyce up so she doesn’t mean church is another good start.

      • Romanticide
        Romanticide
        September 1, 2017 at 12:44 am | #

        miss church not mean.

      • Chaucer59
        Chaucer59
        September 1, 2017 at 1:02 am | #

        Clearly you didn’t mean “mean.” I must conclude therefore that you missed “miss,” Miss. Know what I miss—er, I mean mean? (Sorry. Missed.)

        • Koms
          Koms
          September 1, 2017 at 1:30 am | #

          Meandering quite a bit there.

  5. Keulen
    Keulen
    September 1, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    Whoa, Joyce being woken up by Sarah? What is going on here?

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      September 1, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

      Ch-ch-ch-changes.

      • Mr. Bulbmin
        Mr. Bulbmin
        September 1, 2017 at 2:23 am | #

        TURN AND FACE THE STRANGE CH-CH-CHANGES!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 1, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

      Rod Serling steps out of the closet and says “Picture if you will…”

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      September 1, 2017 at 12:31 am | #

      The consensus seems to be plotting of some sort, that requires Joyce out of the room.

      I agree, it’s really the only thing that makes sense.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 1, 2017 at 1:05 am | #

      Panel 1 smile is forced and scary. Sarah’s obviously been taking lessons from Dinah.

      • VeryCreativeUsername
        VeryCreativeUsername
        September 1, 2017 at 5:15 am | #

        I think her face is just not used to smiling.

        • VeryCreativeUsername
          VeryCreativeUsername
          September 1, 2017 at 5:16 am | #

          Nah! Not Galasso!

          • Br44n5m
            Br44n5m
            September 1, 2017 at 8:32 pm | #

            Galasso will be back when you least expect him!

  6. TheOthin
    TheOthin
    September 1, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    Full-name tags?

    This page is the only one in those tags, so it doesn’t look like they’ve been added to others.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      September 1, 2017 at 12:17 am | #

      Ch-ch-ch-changes. I only remembered three “ch”s in “changes,” but of course DYW looked it up before he put it online. (In a quick listen, I counted from 3 to 5.)

      As I post this, the tag “joyce-brown” returns no hits, while “joyce” returns everything up to tonight’s strip.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      September 1, 2017 at 1:11 am | #

      And now the full name tags are gone.

  7. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    September 1, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    It’s inevitable that Sarah will do it, or just in general someone’s going to?

  8. butts
    butts
    September 1, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

    death has come for you, joyce

    • 0kami
      0kami
      September 1, 2017 at 1:19 am | #

      AND SARAH IS ITS SHROUD!

  9. Dafydd
    Dafydd
    September 1, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

    “Morning, Dr. Meacham!”
    “Good morning, voice.”
    “I hope you slept well…”
    “…’cause it’s time to die.”

  10. Tacos
    Tacos
    September 1, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

    Wha-? Did they hit their heads and switch roles or something?

    Also Joyce looks adorable in that last panel.

  11. Leorale
    Leorale
    September 1, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

    What is this cornswaggling nonsense

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 1, 2017 at 1:08 am | #

      ……

      ….

      ..

      …. CORN. SWAGGLING. ???

      • MatthewTheLucky
        MatthewTheLucky
        September 1, 2017 at 1:38 am | #

        Cornswaggling.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          September 1, 2017 at 3:11 pm | #

          Your comment with that gravatar is pretty much perfect.

  12. Kris
    Kris
    September 1, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

    Joe’s never wrong. It WILL happen.

    • joe archer
      joe archer
      September 1, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

      Played out this way, a self-fulfilling prophecy

      • VeryCreativeUsername
        VeryCreativeUsername
        September 1, 2017 at 5:07 am | #

        Oh! Oh no! Oh no-oh!

  13. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    September 1, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

    Turn And Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace The Strange

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 1, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

      ch-ch-ch-changes

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      September 1, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

      Since I first saw a clip of this performance on the Rolling Stone 20th Anniversary Show it’s been my favorite version.

      • Stephen Bierce
        Stephen Bierce
        September 1, 2017 at 12:23 am | #

        Nothing wrong with the studio version, it just had gotten cliche by the time it got to me.

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      September 1, 2017 at 12:35 am | #

      The line “where’s you’re shame you’ve left us up to our necks in it” never seems to get any less relevant 🙁

      • Deathjavu
        Deathjavu
        September 1, 2017 at 12:38 am | #

        *your shame.

        blaaaaaa

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 1, 2017 at 2:13 am | #

      “Time may change me, but I can’t trace time.”

      Sounds about right for Joyce.

  14. Rosie
    Rosie
    September 1, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

    I just…I like this strip. I just…like it. This is the ideal pander-to-Rosie Dumbing of Age strip. Thank you.

  15. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    September 1, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

    I hope one April Fool’s Day Sarah does strangle Joyce to death

    • Puckish Rogue
      Puckish Rogue
      September 1, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

      Gotta say that’s probably taking the joke a step to far

      • Gaia
        Gaia
        September 1, 2017 at 12:14 am | #

        It’s just a prank bro!

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        September 1, 2017 at 1:06 am | #

        Sarah just wouldn’t have it in her to carry it through.

        I mean maybe she’d TRY, but when things came down to it, she’d choke.

        • tyersome
          tyersome
          September 1, 2017 at 4:19 pm | #

          You have my full throated approval for this pun …

          • Br44n5m
            Br44n5m
            September 1, 2017 at 8:36 pm | #

            Handshakes of respect!

  16. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    September 1, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

    Of course, this is actually at 3 AM. Revenge is a dish best served too early in the morning. 😛

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      September 1, 2017 at 12:17 am | #

      I prefer my revenge to be served with a side of pinto beans and muffins. Ooh and maybe some coffee.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 1, 2017 at 7:30 am | #

        I thought it went with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

        • Dreizehn
          Dreizehn
          September 1, 2017 at 10:33 am | #

          Depends on the person.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 1, 2017 at 1:06 am | #

      And if you’re a night owl, bonus points for it being late at night before you have to go to sleep.

  17. Yumi
    Yumi
    September 1, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

    The comic was taking a while to load, but the tags were there. And I realized I never knew Sarah’s last name, because I was trying to figure out who Sarah Clinton was and if she had any relation to Bill and Hillary.

  18. SUGauthor
    SUGauthor
    September 1, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

    I guess Operation “Have Joyce steal Jacob away from Raidah” is finally commencing.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 1, 2017 at 1:07 am | #

      It hadn’t already?

  19. Catullus
    Catullus
    September 1, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

    Wait, Joyce is going to church with Jacob today, right? Maybe Sarah’s trying to get in on that…

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      September 1, 2017 at 12:17 am | #

      She’s given up on Jacob. But she hasn’t given up on making him dump Raidah. This reeks of sitcom scheming.

  20. CommunistCanada
    CommunistCanada
    September 1, 2017 at 12:12 am | #

    Isn’t she going to church because Jacob is or something?

    • CommunistCanada
      CommunistCanada
      September 1, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

      Nice new gravatar, and i got ninja’d twice

  21. Lone Wolf
    Lone Wolf
    September 1, 2017 at 12:12 am | #

    It’s been awhile since we’ve visited this plot thread, but was Joyce supposed to be going to whatever church it is Jacob attends today? I presume that’s why Sarah’s chomping at the bit to go.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 1, 2017 at 1:09 am | #

      …. wait, is SARAH going to go, or is she just telling Joyce that it’s time for JOYCE to go?

  22. Gaia
    Gaia
    September 1, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

    Hmm, isn’t getting a bat to the face more likely when Sarah is involved?

  23. Shanunu
    Shanunu
    September 1, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

    When Joy goes to church Sarah gets the room to herself

  24. Mandy
    Mandy
    September 1, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

    This is a really strange comment, but I just want to say, Willis – I really love the lighting/colors in your art that portray sunrise & sunset times! 🙂

  25. Lordhaw
    Lordhaw
    September 1, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

    Joyce looks adorable in this strip.

  26. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 1, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

    I thought this was revenge for waking Joyce all the time, but then I remembered Sarah wants Jacob to end up ditching Raidah for Joyce.

    Two birds with one stone. Clever, Sarah.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      September 1, 2017 at 12:22 pm | #

      I really don’t want you to be right but I think you are right.

      I WANT this to just be Sara doing a cute sisterly joke, but noooooooo.

  27. Rectilinear Propagation
    Rectilinear Propagation
    September 1, 2017 at 12:20 am | #

    Well that’s not fair! Sarah, at worst, might have threatened to choke Joyce for waking her. Sal’s the one that actually chokes people for looming over her while she’s waking up.

  28. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    September 1, 2017 at 12:22 am | #

    Interesting. Wonder how this is going to play out.

  29. Smiling Cat
    Smiling Cat
    September 1, 2017 at 12:24 am | #

    Honestly, Sarah, that smile that went with “It’s Time” isn’t exactly reassuring. That’s a “gotta hide the bodies” smile if I’ve ever seen one.

    • Carms
      Carms
      September 1, 2017 at 12:28 am | #

      they gonna hide Raidah’s body

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      September 1, 2017 at 12:35 am | #

      And what’s not reassuring about hiding the bodies?

      • Dana
        Dana
        September 1, 2017 at 12:49 am | #

        Better than leaving them out.

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          September 1, 2017 at 10:25 am | #

          Exactly.

          Plus, remember all those memes that says “A good friend will lend you a shovel. A true friend will help you hide the bodies”?

          Sarah considers Joyce a true friend now. If that’s not beautiful, I don’t know what is.

    • Wind
      Wind
      September 1, 2017 at 1:21 am | #

      In fairness to Sarah, that may be the only smile in her repertoire.

  30. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    September 1, 2017 at 12:27 am | #

    That third panel looks like the lead-up to a human sacrifice.

  31. Carms
    Carms
    September 1, 2017 at 12:28 am | #

    Man Joyce really does put some stock in Joe. Where does that come from? Like dang?
    Also, I’m glad I read the comments, cos Jacob-based scheming makes sense but otherwise. It’s not even Sarah looking out for Joyce making sure she gets up in time for something importantto her. Sarah is INVESTED/

    • JetstreamGW
      JetstreamGW
      September 1, 2017 at 12:32 am | #

      The fact that they talk a lot?

      • Carms
        Carms
        September 1, 2017 at 1:45 am | #

        no but EXACTLY?

        It’s weird, we the audience have a pretty comprehensive view of the characters, but Joe is still a pretty closed book.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          September 1, 2017 at 2:17 am | #

          They seem to talk a lot off-camera, too. Presumably Joe walked with Joyce from the lobby to her dorm after packing his donut stand up, and we only saw a little bit of that.

        • Tori
          Tori
          September 1, 2017 at 5:10 am | #

          I think it’s worth remembering that what Joe and Joyce have been talking about most (barring the recent storyline) is her situation with her parents. And it’s obvious even from what little we’re shown that Joe knows EXACTLY what to expect from Joyce’s mom — and that he’s giving Joyce good advice about it (e.g. keep interactions to public spaces where you think your dear mother will behave). To me that seems to be the basis for her comment in the final panel.

  32. Badgermole
    Badgermole
    September 1, 2017 at 12:28 am | #

    Is he, Joyce? Is he?

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      September 1, 2017 at 1:48 am | #

      To someone who’s losing their faith in everyone they’ve respected their whole life, the cynical dude is going to sound pretty wise. And to be fair, he has demonstrated some predictive ability before*.

      *see Dorothy-Danny breakup, Leslie using him as an example, Joyce’s mom being awful

  33. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    September 1, 2017 at 12:32 am | #

    1: It appears that this is Sarah’s idea of making things better.

    2: This is obviously why Sarah was smiling so much last night. She was already planning for this to happen.

    3: I like Sarah’s particular brand of evil.

  34. MasakiSayz
    MasakiSayz
    September 1, 2017 at 12:33 am | #

    Ah, every so often we need a good reminder of why we love Joyce so gosh-darn much. This strip does that job.

  35. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    September 1, 2017 at 12:34 am | #

    Wait, it’s been half an hour and no one has yet commented on Joyce validating Joe’s powers of discernment?

    (Mind you, I am not a Joyce-Joe shipper. I still think that Joyce and Jacob are perfect for each other, but in comics, as in life, “perfect for each other” and “OTP” are located on orthogonal axes.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      September 1, 2017 at 12:39 am | #

      Independent axes. Not necessarily orthogonal. This is your brain on age and/or tiredness.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        September 1, 2017 at 1:11 am | #

        Any two independent axes are orthogonal with the right linear transformation.

        • Commodore Counterintuitive
          Commodore Counterintuitive
          September 1, 2017 at 10:50 am | #

          Yeah, but if you’re bringing linear transformations into this, then how much real meaning does “orthogonal” retain?

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            September 1, 2017 at 3:00 pm | #

            It means they’re still independent?

    • Badgermole
      Badgermole
      September 1, 2017 at 12:49 am | #

      I just did (albeit jokingly) two comments up. I sense Foreshadowing TM.

  36. TheAmazingKMan
    TheAmazingKMan
    September 1, 2017 at 12:36 am | #

    OH GOD WE’RE DOING THIS STORYLINE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    this will not end well…

    • Dana
      Dana
      September 1, 2017 at 12:52 am | #

      That makes it different from the other storylines how? 🙂

  37. Achallenger
    Achallenger
    September 1, 2017 at 12:39 am | #

    Strangler Sarah may be real but it doesn’t have a ring to it

  38. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    September 1, 2017 at 12:45 am | #

    Am I the only one who thinks Sarah has no agenda in waking Joyce so she doesn’t miss church other than really going through in her intention of being a better friend to Joyce?

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      September 1, 2017 at 12:53 am | #

      Well, she has been scheming about Joyce & Jacob, and Sarah is the late sleeper here.

      Joyce not waking up early would be unusual enough, but oversleeping and missing church doesn’t seem like something Sarah would normally have ANY reason to worry about.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      September 1, 2017 at 6:54 am | #

      It’s quite possible. It’s just that the sort of person Sarah can be means that the mind automatically jumps to some hidden agenda. I’m sure it frustrates Sarah no end that her friends and associates always assume that she’s up to something!

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      September 1, 2017 at 9:49 am | #

      Weaponizing Joyce to save Jacob from her arch-enemy. Joyce needs to be at the right service to distract Jacob with her church girl charms.

  39. pjeseb
    pjeseb
    September 1, 2017 at 12:49 am | #

    Joyce, when someone decides that it’s time to strangle you to death, they don’t stop to tell you about it. They just proceed.

    • SgtWadeyWilson
      SgtWadeyWilson
      September 1, 2017 at 1:47 am | #

      Unless you live in a comic boo- wait…

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      September 1, 2017 at 2:41 am | #

      Not necessarily. If you’re polite (and Joyce was raised to always be polite), you like to imagine everyone else will be too. It’s the polite thing to announce your homicidal intentions before beginning. 😉

  40. Rukdug
    Rukdug
    September 1, 2017 at 12:50 am | #

    Panel 1: Wake up sleepy head.
    Panel 3: Kali ma! Kali ma!
    …
    Seriously Sarah. You look ready to start eating Joyce’s liver paired with chiante.

    • vlademir1
      vlademir1
      September 1, 2017 at 2:01 am | #

      I do not and will never understand how Dr. Lecter is considered such a gourmet. Mammal liver is too strong to match with fava beans and will overpower their relatively mild flavor (chicken, duck or goose liver may work being less gamy) and while Chianti is a nice wine and it’s acidity will cut the richness of liver and it’s mix of earthy and cherry elements will complement the strong umami of liver and the mild grassy flavor of fava but the Chianti’s typically high tannic acid content at least partially destroys that fava flavor due to how it affects the palate.

      • Rukdug
        Rukdug
        September 1, 2017 at 2:55 am | #

        That’s the point. He’s not actually a gourmet, he just acts like one to be classy and show how well educated he is. But part of his ritual is following a recipe, replacing the regular meat ingredients with human flesh. At the same time, it must be remembered that the setting is the US. As a US citizen I can confirm that the vast majority of the population (about 96% I would estimate) has no experience or knowledge of fine dining. By US standards, he actually is a real gourmet, simply because he makes it sound fancy.
        …
        Then again, he might just have different taste buds compared to a normal individual.

        • Elisto
          Elisto
          September 1, 2017 at 8:59 am | #

          I thought the point was those were all things you can’t eat while on certain psychiatric medications?

          • Dreizehn
            Dreizehn
            September 1, 2017 at 10:36 am | #

            Precisely. It’s meant to display to the watcher that Lecter hasn’t, or has never taken his medicines.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        September 1, 2017 at 3:33 pm | #

        To be fair, the Chianti is only in the movies. In the books it’s a big Amarone. Presumably the scriptwriter assumed Americans wouldn’t know what that meant.

  41. Cholma
    Cholma
    September 1, 2017 at 12:56 am | #

    “The right woman in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Miss Brown. Wake up… and smell the… ashes.”

    • nightsbridge
      nightsbridge
      September 1, 2017 at 6:17 am | #

      Half-life 3; the dumbing of the combine

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      September 1, 2017 at 6:21 am | #

      Damn it, I JUST played that a few days ago, and now G-Man’s voice haunts my thoughts.

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        September 1, 2017 at 6:51 pm | #

        You say that like it’s a Bad Thing™.

    • 3-I
      3-I
      September 1, 2017 at 8:48 am | #

      “Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.”

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        September 1, 2017 at 6:48 pm | #

        “Are you still there?”
        Damn, now I’m itching to play Portal 1 again!

  42. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 1, 2017 at 12:58 am | #

    OK, I’m not gonna lie.

    I LOVE this joke. I can just imagine Sarah snickering about it as she set her alarm extra early and practiced her biggest smile in front of the mirror.

  43. Daniel Rodriguez
    Daniel Rodriguez
    September 1, 2017 at 1:13 am | #

    I pressed the random button instead of the previous button and wondered if Willis made a whole new chapter about everyone looking for Billie.

  44. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    September 1, 2017 at 1:13 am | #

    And tonight, after my repeated requests for someone OTHER than a bit part, Grav Roulette has given me….

    ….

    … Mandy.

    …..

    … screw it, I’ll take it, just for tonight. At least I know who she IS.

  45. @zombieundergrnd
    @zombieundergrnd
    September 1, 2017 at 1:24 am | #

    If she awakened me with that look on her face, I’d be looking for her hands to see which one is holding the large knife she intends to stab me to death with.

  46. elfroyalty
    elfroyalty
    September 1, 2017 at 1:53 am | #

    I can’t… really put into words why this page just feels so incredibly warm and affectionate? but it does.

  47. Kraeniel
    Kraeniel
    September 1, 2017 at 1:53 am | #

    I’m going to make a prediction, that Joyce is sleeping in such an awkward position, and part of the reason why Sarah has such a joyful smile is that Joyce is not alone in her bed. I think that that fleshy bit with the purple near the top is Dorothy’s elbow or something. Imagine the freakout that would happen if Joyce wakes up and finds she slept with Dorothy, and even more if Walky is there too.

    Of course this is probably just the intense amount of cold medicine I’ve been under for the last three days…

  48. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 1, 2017 at 2:07 am | #

    I feel Sarah’s frustration here: She went to all the trouble to get in Joyce’s face and wake her up early only to learn that Joyce was expecting this to happen and was expecting it to get worse! Not only is it a let-down for Sarah but it kind of makes her wonder just what sort of impression she’s given Joyce of her over the months they’ve been living together!

  49. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    September 1, 2017 at 2:13 am | #

    Off panel : Dorothy & Wally still cuddling g with her

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      September 1, 2017 at 2:42 am | #

      That might explain Sarah’s evil smile. She’s waiting until Joyce wakes up enough to realise what’s going on and freak out.

  50. crys
    crys
    September 1, 2017 at 2:14 am | #

    Sarah’s smile! but gosh i really love the colors here and joyce’s pose and yeah this is just a really sweet strip,,, it made me smile

  51. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    September 1, 2017 at 2:30 am | #

    Sarah does a great Joyce. It’s not the triangle grin, but it’s close enough.

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      September 1, 2017 at 4:00 am | #

      We should applaud that, her muscles must have put a lot of work into it considering she usually doesn’t use them.

  52. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    September 1, 2017 at 2:32 am | #

    Unseasonal heat wave + me not having to work tomorrow => me being awake two hours after I am normally in bed + me pushing the “Random” button =>

    Joyce: It’ll be almost like you have friends!
    Sarah: You joke, but almost having friends is basically the perfect quantity of having friends.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      September 1, 2017 at 2:38 am | #

      Also this:

      The strip after this involves Danny and hats.

  53. Remmington Steele
    Remmington Steele
    September 1, 2017 at 2:37 am | #

    Ch-ch-changes!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Faxx7RN9SrY

  54. Danni
    Danni
    September 1, 2017 at 2:41 am | #

    CALL BACK

  55. Nenja
    Nenja
    September 1, 2017 at 3:01 am | #

    The colours in this are so cozy. I really reall hope Joyce is going to visit Jacob’s church, I’ve been hoping for it since he suggested it back in January.

  56. zoelogical
    zoelogical
    September 1, 2017 at 3:02 am | #

    i kind of love joyce waking up in a tangle of bodies

  57. Jordan
    Jordan
    September 1, 2017 at 3:29 am | #

    Who are you and what have you done with Sarah?

    • Jordan
      Jordan
      September 1, 2017 at 3:30 am | #

      AND WHAT THE FUCK happened to my gravatar?

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        September 1, 2017 at 3:48 am | #

        EVERYTHING IS UNRAVELING!!!

        (There was a recent gravatar shuffle. Everyone who don’t have a custom gravatar got a new one.)

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          September 1, 2017 at 10:10 am | #

          OK, remember when someone changed the last line of all comic strips (including the ones that weren’t meant to be funny) to “Christ, what an asshole!” and ended up making quite a lot of them better?*

          NEW VARIANT: From now on, imagine that in every strip, it ends with Becky popping her head in to gleefully shout “EVERYTHING IS UNRAVELING!”, the same way Tobias Boon popped in to say “Toasty” in the early Mortal Kombat games.

          *My personal favourite strips to do this with is any DoA strip that ends with the post-coital afterglow of Walky and Dorothy.

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            September 1, 2017 at 12:19 pm | #

            Wow. That was educational. My favorit is the elfquest one because of the sheer understatement.

            I think it would work even better with Joyce, with the exact expression she used when Sierra told her about multiple hanky pankies.

            “I need FACTS. I need EVIDENCE. I need CONTROVERSY. I need TITILATION. I need…”
            “A girlfriend.”
            “EVERYTHING IS UNRAVELING”

            • Emperor Norton II
              Emperor Norton II
              September 1, 2017 at 12:39 pm | #

              The main reason I imagine it being funnier with Becky popping in with the exact same grin as is in your avatar is because it’s so very much like Becky to pop in like that in almost every situation imaginable.

              Including Dina complaining to two guys how they are blocking the only sausage pizza.

              Especially including Dina complaining to two guys how they are blocking the only sausage pizza.

  58. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    September 1, 2017 at 3:59 am | #

    Okay… who are you and what did you do with our Sarah?

  59. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    September 1, 2017 at 4:02 am | #

    Now that I think about it…
    “The fate of the galaxy rests on your shoulders Joyce! Put some pants on! Never mind, I’ll make you some pants on the way!”
    “It’s Sarah and Joyce adventure! Sarah and Joyce episode!”

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      September 1, 2017 at 4:49 am | #

      Which reminds me that I really have to work on that fanfiction where Amber, who no longer can face being a costumed hero, starts training Joyce to govern her rage and become the new Amazi-Girl.

      • Eldritch Gentleman
        Eldritch Gentleman
        September 1, 2017 at 5:25 am | #

        “Make a bad face and Punch Joyce!”

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      September 1, 2017 at 6:16 am | #

      Wouldn’t that make Joyce Jerry, though?

      • Eldritch Gentleman
        Eldritch Gentleman
        September 1, 2017 at 6:31 am | #

        Considering the amount of stuff the world dropped on her she does feel a bit like Jerry… a stronger, tougher Jerry.

  60. UltraKyrie
    UltraKyrie
    September 1, 2017 at 4:20 am | #

    Considering that smile in panel 3, joyce isn’t too unjustified in her first guess.

  61. Luchucholo
    Luchucholo
    September 1, 2017 at 4:52 am | #

    God, those college sunday mornings were glorious. Hmm…heh.

  62. VeryCreativeUsername
    VeryCreativeUsername
    September 1, 2017 at 5:18 am | #

    I think I’m far too trusting.
    I saw this strip and thought “D’awww, they be bonding!”
    And everyone else automatically assumes ulterior motives, right away.

    • VeryCreativeUsername
      VeryCreativeUsername
      September 1, 2017 at 5:19 am | #

      Who is that grav? Should I know this… guy?

      • VeryCreativeUsername
        VeryCreativeUsername
        September 1, 2017 at 5:20 am | #

        I swear, 70% of the gravs I get are Galasso.

        • VeryCreativeUsername
          VeryCreativeUsername
          September 1, 2017 at 5:21 am | #

          Huh. Walky is cool.

          • VeryCreativeUsername
            VeryCreativeUsername
            September 1, 2017 at 5:22 am | #

            Yeah, I might stick with Walky.

          • nightsbridge
            nightsbridge
            September 1, 2017 at 6:16 am | #

            ur loss

            Carla is a rad goddess

      • egg
        egg
        September 1, 2017 at 5:29 am | #

        it’s uhhhhhh god what’s her name. “IT’S ME!” it’s her

      • egg
        egg
        September 1, 2017 at 5:32 am | #

        wait no uh. “IT’S OVER!” god what’s her name

      • egg
        egg
        September 1, 2017 at 5:32 am | #

        SYDNEY YUS and the line i was thinking of was “ISN’T IT?!”

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          September 1, 2017 at 7:19 am | #

          FOOL!

  63. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 1, 2017 at 5:51 am | #

    FWIW, I don’t think that Joyce slept with Walky and Dorothy only because she’s not in her day clothes from yesterday (she was wearing a blue tee in panel 5 of yesterday’s strip and now she’s in a white tee). I could see them falling asleep together after binging on cartoons but I can’t see them actually changing into night wear and then going to sleep together.

    At least not yet but who knows what Willis intends, long term? 😮

    • nightsbridge
      nightsbridge
      September 1, 2017 at 6:13 am | #

      I’m pretty sure that Willis has explicitly said that we’re not gonna see Joyce (Or Becky or Dina) go that far with anyone over the course of the comic.

      • nightsbridge
        nightsbridge
        September 1, 2017 at 6:14 am | #

        Unless I’m imagining the innuendo in here. People can be surprisingly rowdy in the comments, sometimes . . .

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          September 1, 2017 at 7:28 am | #

          I think Ben literally meant sleep. Joyce has lterally napped with Ethan before, which was not mentioned as such but I’d bet was a first for her.

    • DinaWho
      DinaWho
      September 1, 2017 at 2:24 pm | #

      I’m pretty sure that is Joyce’s same shirt from yesterday; if you look closely you can see the stripe. The apparent colour change is a result of the orange tint to today’s strip.

    • George
      George
      September 1, 2017 at 2:42 pm | #

      I think Joyce is in the same shirt, she just took off the vest at some point.

  64. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    September 1, 2017 at 6:33 am | #

    Remember that episode of Seinfeld, where George tries to break up with a woman and she just says “No”, because she’d rather work out the conflict like adults?

    Turns out, that can actually happen. It doesn’t seem to end quite the same way, though.

    • Michael Chandra
      Michael Chandra
      September 1, 2017 at 7:26 am | #

      Wut. Dafuq?

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        September 1, 2017 at 4:43 pm | #

        Well, George ended up dating two people. That part didn’t happen in this situation.

  65. Makkabee
    Makkabee
    September 1, 2017 at 6:42 am | #

    If I woke up to see Sarah hovering over me with a big smile, I’d probably assume some sort of violent death was in the offing too.

    Then I might think that it had already happened, because how else would I be in a webcomic?

    • Vulcanodon
      Vulcanodon
      September 1, 2017 at 8:17 am | #

      Huh. Good Twilight Zone episode in the making there…

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      September 1, 2017 at 3:14 pm | #

      Maybe you pulled a Gwenpool?

  66. podian
    podian
    September 1, 2017 at 6:58 am | #

    Well that’s certainly different.

  67. Drew
    Drew
    September 1, 2017 at 7:10 am | #

    Joyce seems remarkably at peace with the idea either way.

  68. Sambo
    Sambo
    September 1, 2017 at 8:29 am | #

    Was “strangle me to death” already taken as a strip title?

  69. 3-I
    3-I
    September 1, 2017 at 8:49 am | #

    “It’s time, Joyce.”

    … To invade Molossia?

  70. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    September 1, 2017 at 8:59 am | #

    Comic Reactions: … No, what is happening? Up is down, left is right, the sky is full of locusts. Truly it is the end of times. What is that horrifying thing on Sarah’s face? Why would a merciful divine being allow such a thing to be?!?

    But seriously, I’m loving the reversal because it shows just how important Joyce has been to Sarah recovering from her fears of caring deeply about another person, especially a roommate to the point where she’s waking up Joyce with all smiles.

    And I love that it’s Sarah who is offering her church experience to Joyce, because at the moment Joyce is still a believer, but falling out of the churches she’s been attending because of how hateful they’ve been and losing her faith in the process. It might not work and Joyce may continue to lose her faith more as things progress, but it’s a sweet and important offer to make that shows just how much Sarah understands Joyce and what she’s craving right now.

    That last panel: Yeeeeeeah, no, he may have had a good track record of advice to you, but I’d say his “accuracy rating” is in the solid D* category at most.

    *Yes, ha ha, I’ve made the joke so you don’t have to.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      September 1, 2017 at 9:09 am | #

      But one constant remains:

      When Joyce wakes Sarah up like that, Sarah wants to kill Joyce.

      When Sarah wakes Joyce up like that, Joyce assumes she’ll get killed.

      So no matter what the roles are, Joyce will end up strangled to death by Sarah.

      And on her gravestone, it will read: “I wish I’d have been the one doing that. -Sal”

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      September 1, 2017 at 12:21 pm | #

      This is such a wonderful sistery moment. What I love is that Sarah makes the effort to answer Joyce’s antics in kind. Joyce is unreasonably perky? Two can play that game. THAT is family.

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        September 1, 2017 at 12:31 pm | #

        So is big sister wanting to strangle little sister to death.

        • StClair
          StClair
          September 1, 2017 at 4:14 pm | #

          Definitely.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          September 1, 2017 at 5:24 pm | #

          I thought smothering with a pillow was traditional.

  71. Dae
    Dae
    September 1, 2017 at 9:17 am | #

    i adore sarah

  72. HentMas
    HentMas
    September 1, 2017 at 9:42 am | #

    sleepy boobs tucked up top cause sleepy

    Sexy

    • James Rye
      James Rye
      September 1, 2017 at 2:26 pm | #

      Very sexy.

  73. hof1991
    hof1991
    September 1, 2017 at 10:01 am | #

    Nope. Ulterior motives all the way down. Sarah is genuinely happy because she’s plotting and little sister Joyce is her weapon.

    Weaponized Joyce is being sent to a specific church service and is aimed at Jacob. That’s why she need to get up now and not go to a later service. Or visit another church with friends. She will, unwittingly, use her naive church-girl charm on Jacob and save him from the evil clutches of Sarah’s arch-enemy. Excellent!

    Except if they do hit it off, Sarah would still be miserable, seeing Jacob with Joyce. A smart, chaste man headed for law school is right in Joyce’s target zone anyway. A little older is great. And Jacob is a solid guy, a gentle man and has few visible flaws.

    • segnosaur
      segnosaur
      September 1, 2017 at 11:29 am | #

      There might be one issue involving Joyce and Jacob having a relationship… while Joyce’s parents aren’t outwardly racist (and I suspect her dad would be pretty accepting), I could imagine her mother and/or her church group at home would object. (Their treatment of Becky suggests they may have an underlying bigotry.)

      I do recognize that Joyce is strong enough to stand up to them (and she had been drifting away from her church for some time.) It would however provide some additional drama (that may actually be interesting from a story-telling perspective.)

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      September 1, 2017 at 12:23 pm | #

      Sadly, I think you are right. I had hoped this was only a cute, sisterly joke, but Sarah is priming her weapon.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      September 1, 2017 at 2:01 pm | #

      Yeah, unwittingly…

      • Daibhid C
        Daibhid C
        September 1, 2017 at 2:03 pm | #

        That was supposed to have a link to http://www.dumbingofage.comhttp://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/03-the-thing-i-was-before/alternative/ where Sarah and Joyce explicitly plan this out between them.

        • SarahSaur
          SarahSaur
          September 1, 2017 at 11:18 pm | #

          Joyce is down with convincing Jacob to break up with Raidah, but her motivations are different. Her motivation is that she thinks Jacob and Sarah should date. Sarah’s motivation is to piss Raidah off.

          Like, I wouldn’t say Joyce’s motivation is *good*, but at least her goal isn’t explicitly to hurt someone. I mean, even her strategy isn’t awful. (Be someone the person you want to date would want to date, and maybe they’ll decide to date you) Like obviously it still involves Raidah getting hurt, but that isn’t her goal. (And statistically unlikely that a relationship from the first few weeks of uni would last forever anyhow)

  74. zellgato
    zellgato
    September 1, 2017 at 10:09 am | #

    weirdly cute to me today

  75. anonymsly
    anonymsly
    September 1, 2017 at 11:05 am | #

    I love how briefly the smile stays on Sarah’s face. No, really. Because that first panel is her trying really, really hard to wake Joyce up with a cheerful bright smile, as Joyce has done for her. But it’s already a strain by panel 3 and gone completely as the comment about strangling sinks in.

    Keep working hard on that making things better promise, Sarah. It’s wonderful to see.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      September 1, 2017 at 12:52 pm | #

      It also says quite a lot about Willis’ drawing skills that he can make a genuine Joyce-is-eternal-sunshine-smile when she wakes up Sarah and make us all go “Yep, that’s eternal sunshine and happiness, all right”; and then make Sara try the same on Joyce, and we’re all “Yep, Sarah is trying really hard to be sunshine but not quite succeeding at it.”

      I mean, not that I have any skills drawing whatsoever, but to figure out that second type of smile is, I imagine, something that you’ll have to be very experienced at to do properly.

      • Stella
        Stella
        September 1, 2017 at 3:14 pm | #

        I agree, Willis’ facial expressions and body language skills are really impressive to me overall.

        I do have drawing skills (sort-of) and I know how to draw expressive people in a scene or in a portrait, but only if I’m using a realistic style and use either live models (ideal) or photo-references. The vast majority of cartoonists don’t use real human references for every scene; there just isn’t time if you want to put out a strip every day. So their style requires honing a sort of intuitive knowledge of the human face and translating it into a symbology that works well. Generally there is a lot of expressive nuance that is “lost in translation,” even in comics I really love–instead of being able to express a broad emotional range, most artists seem to stick to about eight faces (happy face, sad face, surprised face, angry face, disgusted face, smirky face, terrified face, VERY angry face), which is usually fine enough to tell the story.

        So for Willis to manage to convey the breadth of emotional expression he does here AND differentiate how similar emotions come across differently on different characters, that’s high quality. That takes a lot of effort and practice. It’s something I’d like to learn at some point, although I’m not nearly there yet.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 1, 2017 at 8:43 pm | #

          He has been doing it for ~20 years (more I’m sure before Roomies started.)
          There’s been a lot of improvement since then.

  76. Council
    Council
    September 1, 2017 at 3:01 pm | #

    I HEARD A GRAVATAR SHUFFLE IS HAPPENING

    • Council
      Council
      September 1, 2017 at 3:02 pm | #

      Maybe finally I’ll get Joyce o w o

      • Council
        Council
        September 1, 2017 at 3:03 pm | #

        Three times’ a charm!^-^

  77. Council
    Council
    September 1, 2017 at 3:03 pm | #

    Yeah I am happy with changing contemplative Ruth:3

  78. Roborat
    Roborat
    September 1, 2017 at 3:15 pm | #

    Hey that is pretty good Sarah, but you need to be hovering closer when Joyce opens her eyes, and have a slightly bigger triangle smile.

  79. nothri
    nothri
    September 1, 2017 at 3:38 pm | #

    Joe is pretty often on the ball, but more often still someone else is on Joe’s b-

    ::sounds of Sarah strangulation::

  80. jjX
    jjX
    September 1, 2017 at 8:17 pm | #

    AAHH Sarah is waking up Joyce for church AAHH The walls are closing in AAHH What are these things before me AAHH They’re My Own Buttocks

  81. Celkam
    Celkam
    September 1, 2017 at 10:05 pm | #

    Is that a set of glasses next to Joyce’s head? Is Dorothy in bed next to her?

    • Ari
      Ari
      September 2, 2017 at 9:36 am | #

      Congrats, you retrospectively won the internet.

  82. Jhon
    Jhon
    September 1, 2017 at 10:16 pm | #

    Do unto others…

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      September 1, 2017 at 10:19 pm | #

      I have now unlocked 24 of the potential 56 gravatars!

  83. Batman
    Batman
    September 1, 2017 at 10:27 pm | #

    Sorry in advance but when my favorite musician is mentioned…
    [Verse 1]
    I still don’t know what I was waiting for
    And my time was running wild
    A million dead-end streets
    Every time I thought I’d got it made
    It seemed the taste was not so sweet
    So I turned myself to face me
    But I’ve never caught a glimpse
    Of how the others must see the faker
    I’m much too fast to take that test

    [Chorus]
    Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
    (Turn and face the strange)
    Ch-ch-Changes
    Don’t want to be a richer man
    Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
    (Turn and face the strange)
    Ch-ch-Changes
    Just gonna have to be a different man
    Time may change me
    But I can’t trace time

    [Verse 2]
    I watch the ripples change their size
    But never leave the stream
    Of warm impermanence and
    So the days float through my eyes
    But still the days seem the same
    And these children that you spit on
    As they try to change their worlds
    Are immune to your consultations
    They’re quite aware of what they’re going through

    [Chorus]
    Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
    (Turn and face the strange)
    Ch-ch-Changes
    Don’t tell them to grow up and out of it
    Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
    (Turn and face the strange)
    Ch-ch-changes
    Where’s your shame
    You’ve left us up to our necks in it
    Time may change me
    But you can’t trace time

    [Bridge]
    Strange fascination, fascinating me
    Changes are taking the pace I’m going through

    [Chorus]
    Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
    (Turn and face the strange)
    Ch-ch-changes
    Oh, look out you rock ‘n rollers
    Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
    (Turn and face the strange)
    Ch-ch-changes
    Pretty soon now you’re gonna get older
    Time may change me
    But I can’t trace time
    I said that time may change me
    But I can’t trace time

    this book better be about bowie

  84. Runi63
    Runi63
    September 1, 2017 at 10:34 pm | #

    … sounds like Joyce needs a win

  85. HeySo
    HeySo
    September 1, 2017 at 11:37 pm | #

    The Joyce/Sarah dynamic just keeps getting better.

  86. David J. Page
    David J. Page
    September 4, 2017 at 6:15 pm | #

    …THE UNIVERSE IS GOING BACKWARDS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

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