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May 12, 2026

Hurt

by David M Willis on January 31, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - This Is the Way that We Love
└ Tags: danny, sal

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    January 31, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    oh

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      January 31, 2018 at 12:39 am | #

      I’m just realizing you can find almost any song covered by a girl on a ukulele

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        January 31, 2018 at 1:05 am | #

        On a tangentially related note, you’d be surprised how many songs have been covered on the kazoo.

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          January 31, 2018 at 1:54 am | #

          ….on one hand, wow, on the other, I’m not sure I wanted to know that.

          • Chronos
            Chronos
            January 31, 2018 at 10:50 am | #

            …

            I never thought I’d have another occasion to link this:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU

            MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

            • LeslieBean4Shizzle
              LeslieBean4Shizzle
              January 31, 2018 at 1:19 pm | #

              That… that is a thing that exists.

            • Roborat
              Roborat
              January 31, 2018 at 2:39 pm | #

              I was good until he started singing.

            • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
              BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
              February 2, 2018 at 12:55 am | #

              Also done by a real band

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chsbfbZX-P0

            • Oberon
              Oberon
              February 4, 2018 at 9:44 am | #

              This is my new favorite song.

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            January 31, 2018 at 1:00 pm | #

            Here’s one of my faves.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMyqQWcAuKM

        • dupersude
          dupersude
          January 31, 2018 at 4:09 am | #

          I think you’d be more surprised by how many songs have been covered on otamatone.

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            January 31, 2018 at 11:34 pm | #

            actually not surprised by that at all

        • Ana Vhronisitic
          Ana Vhronisitic
          January 31, 2018 at 7:44 am | #

          Youtube has kazoo up the wazoo.

        • BenRG
          BenRG
          January 31, 2018 at 8:13 am | #

          I have listened to ‘The Death March’ from Saul covered on kazoo. I regarded it as training to make me immune to The Scarecrow’s Fear Gas.

        • podian
          podian
          January 31, 2018 at 12:30 pm | #

          A couple more revelations like that and you wil be ready to enter the wonderful and terrifying world of otamatone covers.

        • das-g
          das-g
          January 31, 2018 at 3:23 pm | #

          you’d be surprised how many songs have been covered on the kazoo

          Even by professionals!

        • merrypaws
          merrypaws
          February 1, 2018 at 6:27 am | #

          I’ve seen a video of a guy playing Darude’s Sandstorm on a potato. Yes. I said POTATO. After that, I’m not surprised by anything.

      • Parkrndl
        Parkrndl
        January 31, 2018 at 6:25 am | #

        My 15-year-old son just got a ukulele for Christmas and has been putzing around on it and teaching himself by watching YouTube videos. I’m particularly fond of this one:
        https://youtu.be/Y3G489zDHKQ

      • kdmw
        kdmw
        January 31, 2018 at 9:14 am | #

        I’m a girl and I can play this song on ukulele!

      • HeatherJean
        HeatherJean
        January 31, 2018 at 12:46 pm | #

        Isn’t that Internet Rule 37? “Any song you can name has been recorded by a girl with a ukelele and posted to YouTube.”

      • Steven Fisher
        Steven Fisher
        January 31, 2018 at 4:25 pm | #

        You can play Hurt using the island strum. It doesn’t sound very genuine.

      • Scott
        Scott
        January 31, 2018 at 4:36 pm | #

        She’s actually covering a ukulele version that was done by The Blanks, AKA The Worthless Peons from Scrubs.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K0EAc3abq8

      • Znayx
        Znayx
        February 2, 2018 at 3:31 pm | #

        Orla Gartland is excellent! Youtuber turned into full-on musician. My dad went to one of her concerts.

    • JhennaSide
      JhennaSide
      January 31, 2018 at 1:28 am | #

      I dig this gal doing it
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uN5N48UG8o

      • Leo
        Leo
        January 31, 2018 at 9:12 am | #

        It’s not well tuned tho.

        • leadsynth
          leadsynth
          January 31, 2018 at 9:55 pm | #

          But she used her tuning app.

      • Peregrin
        Peregrin
        January 31, 2018 at 11:22 pm | #

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69cTHgM-ZlQ

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        January 31, 2018 at 11:36 pm | #

        tempted to add myself to the list (though with the comic as visuals) but I actually still kinda fear the sound of my own voice =p

        also I’d have to learn to play (I learned a real instrument… which was subsequently lifted by an ex)

    • No Not That Sierra
      No Not That Sierra
      January 31, 2018 at 2:25 am | #

      Somehow I just watched a 42 minute tutorial for how to play SOAD’s “Toxicity” on two ukuleles. In Portuguese. I don’t speak Portuguese.

      • Perry
        Perry
        January 31, 2018 at 6:23 am | #

        That’s appropriate, though. Ukuleles were introduced to Hawai’i by the Portuguese.

  2. JetstreamGW
    JetstreamGW
    January 31, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    Best Johnny Cash song.

    … No, I don’t care that Reznor wrote it.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      January 31, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

      Neither does Trent, he basically says it’s Cash’s song now.

      • PB
        PB
        January 31, 2018 at 2:14 am | #

        Yeah, that was what bowled me over when I heard it. I worship Trent Reznor, and Johnny Cash, but … yeah, it’s Reznor’s baby, but Cash made the song beautiful.

      • Swissaboo
        Swissaboo
        January 31, 2018 at 3:38 am | #

        On similar lines, All Along The Watchtower was originally a Bob Dylan song but he considers Hendrix’s version to be the definitive version and to this day considers his own performances to be tributes to Hendrix

        • David
          David
          January 31, 2018 at 9:15 am | #

          Well, yeah. Remember one critic writing after a concert “Bob Dylan remains what has to be the worst interpreter of Bob Dylan songs”. Still have to write them in the first place.

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      January 31, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      It’s OK. Reznor said that Cash did it better.

      • Victor
        Victor
        January 31, 2018 at 10:23 am | #

        Reznor is wrong. The Cash version was good (though I’m still annoyed about him changing shit to thorns) but the NiN version is still definitive.

        • Kelly
          Kelly
          January 31, 2018 at 5:03 pm | #

          You can’t even understand the NiN version. Sounds like cats fighting in a bag. The Cash version is beautiful though.

        • znk
          znk
          February 1, 2018 at 4:44 am | #

          Have to reluctantly agree here. I adore Cash, and his version is an amazing demonstration of how much you can do with so little.
          But ultimately I like the complexity, grit, and “brokenness” of the original better.

          • JetstreamGW
            JetstreamGW
            February 3, 2018 at 12:46 am | #

            When Johnny Cash sings it, it’s convincing. NiN notsomuch.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      January 31, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      Johnny Cash’s cover is the best.

    • shadowcell
      shadowcell
      January 31, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      Kermit the Frog’s cover is pretty great too

      • Clif
        Clif
        January 31, 2018 at 12:42 am | #

        Too green.

        • Stoodmuffin
          Stoodmuffin
          January 31, 2018 at 1:33 am | #

          ha ha

      • Screwball
        Screwball
        January 31, 2018 at 1:40 pm | #

        found it on Youtube, was gonna link but Daniel the Human stopped me, said it was far from kiddy safe, all that drug use going on…

    • Ivy
      Ivy
      January 31, 2018 at 3:00 am | #

      Johnny Cash was emo?

      • Doom Shepherd
        Doom Shepherd
        January 31, 2018 at 6:57 am | #

        Y’see, Reznor’s version was about angst. Cash’s version was about PAIN.

        • coru
          coru
          January 31, 2018 at 8:22 pm | #

          That is the best description I have ever heard.

      • Knightsky
        Knightsky
        January 31, 2018 at 4:45 pm | #

        It’s not Emo if you actually lived it.

    • MrSpkr
      MrSpkr
      January 31, 2018 at 4:16 am | #

      Absolutely the best Cash song. So fitting that it came out just before his and Miss June’s deaths. I can’t watch the video without crying.

      • dralou
        dralou
        January 31, 2018 at 8:59 am | #

        It’s the song that made me use Youtube non-stop. Before that, I was there to watch the newest updates from my very small list of regular LP’ers and the occasional song pointed out by a commenter. But when I discovered “Hurt”, I just couldn’t stop listening, for days…

  3. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    January 31, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    *damn* does that pull on my heartstrings.

    • Gen
      Gen
      January 31, 2018 at 1:12 am | #

      Darn those Indiana ukulele metal fusion cover band duos, and the way they pull on all our heartstrings.

    • Jason
      Jason
      January 31, 2018 at 11:46 am | #

      This was the comment that led to me looking up the original song. It feels tragically fitting for Sal.

      • Passchendaele
        Passchendaele
        January 31, 2018 at 10:44 pm | #

        It’s weird because, every time I read this, I hear the song in both cash’s voice and a voice that I like to think is sal’s? And it somehow works really well? That’s part of why I like this so much.

  4. Achallenger
    Achallenger
    January 31, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Gorram it you guys

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      January 31, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      Zarquon on a cracker, that’s smegging shazbot! I’ll be mogadored like a frelling bastich! What the smurf!

      • NickG
        NickG
        January 31, 2018 at 6:43 am | #

        Hitchhikers’, Red Dwarf, Mork & Mindy, Nanny Ogg, Farscape, Judge Dredd and the Smurfs in one post. Good work Doctor.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          January 31, 2018 at 8:22 am | #

          I would read that fanfic.

          • coru
            coru
            January 31, 2018 at 8:23 pm | #

            I think Ten meeting the Smurfs would be best. Especially if he couldn’t figure out the language.

  5. Spring
    Spring
    January 31, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    WHY AM I SHIPPING THIS?!

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      January 31, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      I’m shipping them now too.

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        January 31, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

        Shipping them against my better judgment . . . .

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      January 31, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      Because they keep having surprisingly healthy conversations, which for the most part neither of them manages with anyone else.

      • Peter
        Peter
        January 31, 2018 at 3:57 am | #

        ^^ This.

        Not that having a healthy conversation means that they should necessarily be in a romantic relationship. It’s just… healthy.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      January 31, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

      said the Amazon warehouse worker holding 12 tubes of KY jelly and a giant gummy worm.

      • neeks
        neeks
        January 31, 2018 at 2:03 am | #

        Speaking as an Amazon warehouse worker, my usual quip in response to adult funtime product orders is usually more along the lines of “well, someone’s having a party!”

        TBT the time I had to look up an item because the scanner was asking for a “stainless steel anal master (something something)” and the item itself was just some metal thing in bubble wrap with an x label and no description and I genuinely thought it might be a paper towel rack. Nope, it was the thing, and boy were the reviews for that sucker amazing.

        Honestly, Amazon fulfillment centers are an EDUCATION.

        • Peter
          Peter
          January 31, 2018 at 4:00 am | #

          Well, now I had to look that up on Amazon — and you’re right, I can see why you might have thought it was a paper towel rack. It looks like interior design, not a sex toy.

          Heh… “interior design”. 😀

          • ValdVin
            ValdVin
            January 31, 2018 at 5:50 am | #

            I bought a paper towel rack from Amazon. Well, now i am not so sure. We use it as one but I now wanna check my orders!

        • Jason
          Jason
          January 31, 2018 at 11:51 am | #

          I wanted to read the reviews, and now my history is filled with random sex toys and I don’t think I found it!

      • Hilzabub
        Hilzabub
        January 31, 2018 at 8:21 am | #

        That was actually a laugh out loud. My boss sits right behind me. Thank you for my future unemployment.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        January 31, 2018 at 2:44 pm | #

        Oh oh, looks like Brain let Pinky use the internet again.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      January 31, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

      The girl who desperately wants people to be real being won over by the disarmingly sincere boy playing his goofy ukulele, risking a massive hit to her protective “cool, aloof” reputation if anyone happened to see this? Hmm, I can’t think of why…

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        January 31, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

        Oh god I just realized these two are basically Cyclonus and Tailgate. They are even bonding over singing.

        • adjudicus
          adjudicus
          January 31, 2018 at 1:39 am | #

          Oh my friggin god, they are! … so, in that case… who’s getaway?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      January 31, 2018 at 2:03 am | #

      I’ve been shipping them since Danny helped Sal with learning maths.

      • Ana Vhronisitic
        Ana Vhronisitic
        January 31, 2018 at 7:48 am | #

        I’m a math teacher and I’ve seen countless times the romantic effects of math tutoring. Mathematics is a powerful aphrodisiac, people.

        • Desperate Dan
          Desperate Dan
          January 31, 2018 at 7:44 pm | #

          After a few minutes of second order differential equations, I’d be up for anything as long as it’s not maths.

      • David
        David
        January 31, 2018 at 9:23 am | #

        Danny did not help Sal with learning math but with owning it. He made her see the light. She still has to walk up to it herself.

        • dralou
          dralou
          January 31, 2018 at 11:36 am | #

          “had” to. Her grades, the last time they were mentioned, were significantly better even if they were lower than the perfect score she expected for what she did to the TA.

    • annamal
      annamal
      January 31, 2018 at 3:12 am | #

      I’m still friend-shipping them but it’s a ride or die friendship.

      They’re a fantastic pairing though.

    • geno
      geno
      January 31, 2018 at 8:50 am | #

      I still have trouble letting letting go of Walkyverse ships, so some part of me still wants Billie and Danny, but dammit this is so cute.

      • Leila
        Leila
        January 31, 2018 at 9:21 am | #

        I know what you mean. Thanks to the Walkyverse, Joyce-Walky are still my OTP and I freaking miss Jason.

        …I’ll settle Joyce-Joe, once they both mature a little more.

      • Archivist
        Archivist
        January 31, 2018 at 1:58 pm | #

        Old Walky ships are why I’m gunning for these two – otherwise I’d probably be on the good ship friendship.

  6. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    January 31, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    *flashes back to the episode of Person of Interest that used it*

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      January 31, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      This is your wake-up call…

      • PB
        PB
        January 31, 2018 at 2:27 am | #

        And now I’m thinking of “Courtesy Call” by Sixx AM. Seems the theme for tonight is “albums that made folks cry”.

      • Knightsky
        Knightsky
        January 31, 2018 at 4:53 pm | #

        Person of Interest was soooooo good with their use of music.

  7. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 31, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    Pictured: Sal figures out who she is without certain other people.

    • StClair
      StClair
      January 31, 2018 at 12:40 am | #

      My brother had to do that. It wasn’t easy.
      I’m very proud of, and glad to know, the person he turned out to be.

  8. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    January 31, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    I’m glad to see Sal opening up to Danny. Seems like something she really needed to do. Marcy can’t be her only close friend when she’s uhh, been kind of bad about that for a while now.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 31, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      In Marcie’s defence I’d be pretty mad too if I got fired because of my friend.

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        January 31, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

        Also, Marcie came here for Sal, to BE with Sal. But, while Sal feels for Marcie, she doesn’t feel THAT way about her. There’s levels of rejection going on here, between them.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          January 31, 2018 at 12:29 am | #

          I don’t know if Marcie feels romantically for Sal either (but that’s what fan fiction is for) but she did indeed move here to stay close to her and she’s currently living like a sardine for it. No wonder she was really really mad.

      • RaulTsi
        RaulTsi
        January 31, 2018 at 10:03 am | #

        I forget, how did Marcie get fired?

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          January 31, 2018 at 10:22 am | #

          She probably got blamed for AG and Sal getting into a fight with Ryan.

    • Nono
      Nono
      January 31, 2018 at 1:57 am | #

      She moved here for her, but she can’t move here with her.

  9. Cmd1095
    Cmd1095
    January 31, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    A rather touching moment, and also don’t think I haven’t noticed that Sal has stripped off a layer here before engaging in emotional signing with a currently single Danny, Willis I see you scheming *eyes suspiciously*

    • Cmd1095
      Cmd1095
      January 31, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      *singing

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      January 31, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

      We’re just being fed cute couple moments all over the place here, it has to be a setup for more pain

      • Clif
        Clif
        January 31, 2018 at 12:44 am | #

        Valentine’s day is coming.

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          January 31, 2018 at 1:55 am | #

          Oh lordy no

        • Fire_daws
          Fire_daws
          January 31, 2018 at 2:26 am | #

          Like winter is coming but Willis is the Night King

  10. butts
    butts
    January 31, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    Oh, honey.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      January 31, 2018 at 6:30 am | #

      Yeah, I’ve kind of thought for a while that someone needs to hug Sal and just say to her: “It’s okay.”

  11. bryy
    bryy
    January 31, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    CUE THE MONTAGE.

  12. BBCC
    BBCC
    January 31, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    you stop that right now, young lady

  13. Dean
    Dean
    January 31, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    FREEBIRD!!!

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      January 31, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

      No.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      January 31, 2018 at 1:15 am | #

      “I’m not saying it’s fair, but everyone’s thinking
      You’re a jerk or a prick or a turd
      If I leave here tomorrow
      You’ll still be the guy who yelled Freebird“

      • Thorn
        Thorn
        January 31, 2018 at 2:45 am | #

        +1 Doubleclicks

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        January 31, 2018 at 9:25 am | #

        Just wanna say, I know our names are similar, but IT WASN’T ME

  14. Rosicrucian
    Rosicrucian
    January 31, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    Something about Hurt is probably undermined by playing it on a cheap plastic ukulele.

    Or perhaps enhanced by it.

    I can’t decide.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      January 31, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

      The dorkiness of the instrument would undercut the mood if it were anyone else. Since it’s Danny, you just know he’s unaware of how dorky it sounds, but he’s so damn sincere it wouldn’t matter. Sal certainly doesn’t seem to mind

  15. otusasio451
    otusasio451
    January 31, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    The needle tears a hole…

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      January 31, 2018 at 12:48 am | #

      The old familiar sting…

      • Rukdug
        Rukdug
        January 31, 2018 at 1:55 am | #

        Try to kill it all away….

        • NinjaNick
          NinjaNick
          January 31, 2018 at 3:04 am | #

          But I remember everything.

          • Blaze3713
            Blaze3713
            January 31, 2018 at 5:50 am | #

            What have I become?

          • JukeboxHiro
            JukeboxHiro
            January 31, 2018 at 8:38 am | #

            What have I become…

            • PB
              PB
              January 31, 2018 at 10:35 am | #

              My sweetest friend…

              • otusasio451
                otusasio451
                January 31, 2018 at 2:05 pm | #

                Everyone I know goes away in the end…

                • Knightsky
                  Knightsky
                  January 31, 2018 at 4:44 pm | #

                  And you could have it all…

        • Johnnyo
          Johnnyo
          January 31, 2018 at 10:19 pm | #

          my empire of dirt. I will let you down…

          • PB
            PB
            February 2, 2018 at 1:28 am | #

            I will make you hurt.

  16. Vox
    Vox
    January 31, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    It’s probably really good for Sal to be doing this. Hope she doesn’t end up falling for Danny though, that’d be kind of unfortunate all things considered. He’s a bit of a hot mess, and the Amber and the Ethan situations complicate matters.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      January 31, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

      Danny could probably stand to be single a while longer and figure himself out more before dating again, but he’s not really a mess like he once was. She could do a lot worse

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      January 31, 2018 at 2:43 am | #

      FWIW, whilst I do ship Danny and Sal, they’re one of those healthy relationships that, if they become romantic, will only do so after the the necessary long time of friendship and emotional intimacy have passed. It won’t be sudden, it would be just the logical next step for them both.

      • geno
        geno
        January 31, 2018 at 8:57 am | #

        I could see Sal moving it too fast, and causing problems for the relationship that way.

  17. Regalli
    Regalli
    January 31, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    New storyline tomorrow?… Nah, probably back to The Date.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      January 31, 2018 at 6:31 am | #

      Normally, Willis says in his posting comment if it’s the end of a chapter so, no, it looks like we have a few more strips of this chapter to go.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        January 31, 2018 at 2:00 pm | #

        Yeah, no comment here means we’re probably just zooming off these two for the night.

    • DinaWho
      DinaWho
      January 31, 2018 at 10:22 am | #

      I do agree that this feels weirdly like an end-of-storyline strip.

      • Jason
        Jason
        January 31, 2018 at 11:56 am | #

        I completely agree, it really does. It would also feel appropriate for a penultimate storyline strip. But I suspect we’ll see more of Billie and Ruth first (although I wouldn’t be too surprised if he leaves it to our imagination and has how it went talked about either).

  18. Amy
    Amy
    January 31, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    Dan looks pretty smug for someone who’s playing the same 3 chords over and over.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      January 31, 2018 at 12:50 am | #

      Such an appropriate grav for your comment.

    • Van Jealous
      Van Jealous
      January 31, 2018 at 1:07 am | #

      Hey, it’s worked for Neil Young for over 50 years now!

  19. Yumi
    Yumi
    January 31, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

    I can’t decide if I fully ship them, because if I did I would want it to be like a real slow burn romance, at a rate that would not fit with the nature of this comic.

    I think I’m at, “I really like this friendship and want to see it develop more, also I want to brush Sal’s hair.”

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 31, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

      And now Sal has to hide all the hairbrushes. 😛

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        January 31, 2018 at 1:56 am | #

        I read that as “hiding in the bushes” and I was like “…with Danny ?”

    • Emily
      Emily
      January 31, 2018 at 5:28 pm | #

      Yeah slow burn in this comic would take decades.

  20. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    January 31, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

    I have this song (Johnny Cash version) in my YTM favorites mix. It says it’s from some video game soundtrack.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      January 31, 2018 at 1:37 am | #

      And now there’s another video from the movie Logan of the same song. There sure are a lot of situations that this particular song fits.

      • Cass
        Cass
        January 31, 2018 at 6:12 am | #

        My favorite video I’ve seen to it is the Bojack Horseman one!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWBvnarcfns

  21. Architex
    Architex
    January 31, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    HOoly moley I love this so freaking much!

  22. NF
    NF
    January 31, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

    Now I want to hear a ukelele cover of Hurt.

    • Viktoria
      Viktoria
      January 31, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

      Here you go. I love the internet.
      https://youtu.be/ujUN9GXR0L0

      • Eyebrow
        Eyebrow
        January 31, 2018 at 2:41 am | #

        That is damn good. Thanks. Now I am gonna bring out my ukulele.

  23. Some Random Name
    Some Random Name
    January 31, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

    Okay, so I grabbed my ukulele just to see if I could play it at speed for full singing speed (based off of the Johnny Cash version). I could not. Sal might be singing really slow or I suck at playing, but it’s suppose to be one strum of each.

  24. poofdepoof
    poofdepoof
    January 31, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

    I’m too busy friendshipping it to care about shipping it tbh. <3 <3 <3

  25. TemporalShrew
    TemporalShrew
    January 31, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

    I don’t care in what capacity, all I know is that the more these two interact, the more I want them to interact.

  26. Rodimiss
    Rodimiss
    January 31, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

    Johnny Cash on a ukelele is an interesting thought but gosh I love these two and this friendship so much and I’ve been trying not to comment on every strip in this sequence with “I love Sal and Danny” but I can’t refrain any longer.

  27. BBCC
    BBCC
    January 31, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

    I like the somewhat concerned look Danny gives her after the first lyric. I know that’s probably supposed to be shock and it probably is, but if I just heard that one line I’d probably be looking at her a little concerned too.

  28. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    January 31, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

    Aww I wasn’t expecting Sal to sing hurt but sounds apropiate 🙂

  29. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    January 31, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

    Thanks to James Roberts I can only associate that song with Megatron.

  30. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    January 31, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

    As a long time Walkyverse reader, seeing these two have a relationship in this continuity that’s actually healthy is jarring.

  31. Adj
    Adj
    January 31, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

    I guess I need to go to the UPS Store, because I am SHIPPING the two like CRAZY!

  32. johnpocalypse
    johnpocalypse
    January 31, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

    I hope the next 20 strips are just these two finishing the whole song.

  33. Rotunda
    Rotunda
    January 31, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

    I love the gradual change in Sal’s posture, from leaning forward, head down, hands between knees, singing softly, to leaning back, chin up, hands outside knees, singing loudly. This is great acting.

  34. guavajagular
    guavajagular
    January 31, 2018 at 12:29 am | #

    Oh my god. I just realised Danny is like a more successful Archie.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      January 31, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

      I’m just thinking of Riverdale and their version of such an undeservedly successful Archie.

    • 3oranges
      3oranges
      January 31, 2018 at 12:46 am | #

      And Joe is Reggie! IT ALL FITS (except for pretty much everyone else but oh well)

      • Dark
        Dark
        January 31, 2018 at 4:47 am | #

        Yes but more successful with the ladies and less of a douche-nozzle.

  35. Caesaria82
    Caesaria82
    January 31, 2018 at 12:29 am | #

    This is wonderful. A beautiful character moment for these two. And the perfect song.

  36. Rukdug
    Rukdug
    January 31, 2018 at 12:31 am | #

    Oh god now I’m flashing back to “Logan”. So sad. So good.

    • PB
      PB
      January 31, 2018 at 2:21 am | #

      And there’s the feels one-two punch.

      • Dark
        Dark
        January 31, 2018 at 4:48 am | #

        There’s no living with a killing. There’s no going back from it. Right or wrong, it’s a brand, a brand that sticks. There’s no going back. Now, you run on home to your mother and tell her, tell her everything’s alright, and there aren’t any more guns in the valley.

  37. Yumi
    Yumi
    January 31, 2018 at 12:32 am | #

    General question: What do you think makes some comment sections (webcomics comments, not getting into the rest of the internet right now) more pleasant than others?
    I generally enjoy this comment section; I’ve been mostly lurking in the discussion section of another webcomic though–one which may very well have decent overlap in readership–and I find it much more often unpleasant. It’s an interesting contrast.

    • Sporky
      Sporky
      January 31, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

      To be quite honest, it’s heavy moderation. The hateful garbage gets deleted.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        January 31, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

        I can understand that as part of it, of course, but that doesn’t seem like all there is.

        • Some1
          Some1
          January 31, 2018 at 12:43 am | #

          wait wait, I can fix this

          LOL #wrecked troll face u mad bro 🙂 (insert bigoted term of your choice here)

          Perfect

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            January 31, 2018 at 12:54 am | #

            thx

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          January 31, 2018 at 12:55 am | #

          I wouldn’t say “heavy” moderation so much as I would say enlightened moderation. By and large, individuals have to really prove they are walking violations of Wheaton’s Law before they are outright banned.

          And I think that actually involves way more “emotional labor” on Willis’s part than just plain heavy moderation. (The fact that the concept of emotional labor still needs to be in scare quotes is an issue beyond the scope of this question, but still relevant to it.)

          • Marsh Maryrose
            Marsh Maryrose
            January 31, 2018 at 1:06 am | #

            What I didn’t manage to say in previous post is: my sense is that Willis has put a lot of work into guiding the ethos of this comment section.

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              January 31, 2018 at 9:31 am | #

              Also, remember how OLD this comment section is – much of it transplanted whole from the Shortpacked! comment section, and many of them from even before that. There’s a community here, that developed over long years. They support each other, and defend against attackers, and are emotionally and culturally pretty mature.

              • adjudicus
                adjudicus
                January 31, 2018 at 9:44 am | #

                Perhaps it’s also due to people being so respectful of others here (I mean that in a good way) that leads to others returning that respect

    • Ansel
      Ansel
      January 31, 2018 at 12:47 am | #

      Heavy moderation to weed out the bigotry, and commenters who want to have insight and discuss it (rather than just ‘thanks for updating’ and comments like ‘it’s just a comic don’t think about it so deeply’)

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        January 31, 2018 at 1:06 am | #

        yeah, iirc there were several waves of commenters going from “aargh you are so wrong” to “ohhh, I thought you meant *this* not *that*” and such, and it took effort on both sides to get past the kneejerk feelings and actually try to understand one another 🙂 but the more it happened the more the positive feedback loop built up.

        and there was the awesomeness of Cerberus’ Comic Reactions too. 🙂

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          January 31, 2018 at 2:15 am | #

          I think there’s a critical mass of commenters who:
          – actually want to read and learn from each other, hooray
          – are socially anxious, and/or are very accommodating towards anxiety.
          – like overthinking (both doing so, and being around it)
          – also lots of us are just very nice
          – moreover there has been strong moderation, since before DoA even began, like for years and years.

          These traits can be kryptonite to that thoughtless cruelty that plagues the Internet. So we get this neat little space where people are often very honest/vulnerable and where people aren’t jerks about it. (Also we like puns, but that’s probably separate.)

          Willis and the readers appreciate this atmosphere and perpetuate it. Thoughtful posts get socially encouraged and rewarded. Readers rally against mean posts unless/until the comment gets deleted (which is typically very quick indeed). Sometimes Willis himself comments, and he has the most power, so that settles it. (Even when Willis hasn’t personally commented in a long time, we know he reads the comments, and we know his values, so that helps, too.)

          There’s surely more but I think that’s the most important stuff.

          • bhtooefr
            bhtooefr
            January 31, 2018 at 6:15 am | #

            I wonder if the lack of notifications of comment replies – although that’s something that I wish was present – might help as well.

            You have to be dedicated to the comments section to keep a discussion going (checking back for replies manually, and the like), rather than a hit and run single comment every now and then. So, this filters out less dedicated people, and someone who’s dedicated will culturally immerse in how the comments section works?

            • Inahc
              Inahc
              January 31, 2018 at 3:09 pm | #

              well, there is an rss feed – but even that isn’t the most convenient sort of notification (plus it’s very flaky at times) 🙂

              I think it also helps that there’s a new comic every day, so replying to something on an older comic feels impolite somehow… and people who don’t care about impolite are likely to get moderated away sooner or later.

              I just wish my good commenting habits here would transfer to other places a little better. most places are ok, but at Captain Awkward (where you’d think things would be similar to here) I feel like my comments are mediocre at best and often I’m kicking myself after hitting submit… it’s like another alter is running things when I’m there, and like, wtf? whyyyy?

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                January 31, 2018 at 4:14 pm | #

                And even if you do reply to older comics, no one’s likely to read it anyway.

      • Gandalf007
        Gandalf007
        January 31, 2018 at 4:32 am | #

        All of this, plus what Leorale detailed below (above?) — the self-selection of readers/commenters plus good moderation leads to a positive feedback loop rather than a negative one. I don’t think “heavy moderation” is quite the right descriptor, as to me that implies draconian control. Rather, very little is actually off-limits for discussion, as long as you aren’t being hateful.

        It also helps that new commenters are automatically sent to the moderation queue and are never seen publicly if Willis doesn’t approve them. Besides eliminating the outright trash, it also reveals the true colors of those who would first make an “acceptable, but possibly unpopular” comment, and then when not seeing their missive after 10 minutes, follow it up with something like “WHY ARE YOU CENSORING ME YOU CUCK!!!!”

        More than once I’ve seen Willis post a screenshot like that on Twitter, saying “I was going to approve you this morning, but never mind!” That too — Willis freely mocks the trolls on Twitter (but they are mostly not discussed in-band in these comments, which I think is an important distinction).

    • geno
      geno
      January 31, 2018 at 9:13 am | #

      The jerks figured out pretty quickly their opinions aren’t wanted. There still seems to be some rudeness every once and a while, but that’s not nearly as bad as other places.

  38. Clif
    Clif
    January 31, 2018 at 12:50 am | #

    Well Some1 had to do it.

    I think it’s a combination of a self selected audience and good moderation.

    • Some1
      Some1
      January 31, 2018 at 12:50 am | #

      Wait, what did I do again?

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        January 31, 2018 at 1:10 am | #

        You know what you did.

  39. Mojo
    Mojo
    January 31, 2018 at 12:52 am | #

    Is it wierd that I’m jealous?

  40. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    January 31, 2018 at 12:57 am | #

    ….hm 🙁

  41. missilentmurmur
    missilentmurmur
    January 31, 2018 at 12:57 am | #

    Best strip in the storyline.

  42. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    January 31, 2018 at 1:02 am | #

    Hey I just thought of something, what’s Sal Majoring in anyway ?

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      January 31, 2018 at 1:05 am | #

      Undeclared, I believe. It was referenced in the hovertext of a previous ukulele-stairs strip.

  43. Teddae
    Teddae
    January 31, 2018 at 1:06 am | #

    I’m trying so hard to contain my fanboying for their friendship right now

  44. Yumi
    Yumi
    January 31, 2018 at 1:11 am | #

    Another question: does anyone have a good, gender neutral alternative for “fangirling/fanboying”?

    • Joyfulldreams
      Joyfulldreams
      January 31, 2018 at 1:21 am | #

      Fangushing?

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        January 31, 2018 at 1:23 am | #

        “Are you a girl or a boy?”
        “I am a gush.”

        (But really, good suggestion.)

        • Stoodmuffin
          Stoodmuffin
          January 31, 2018 at 2:15 am | #

          agreed

        • Dark
          Dark
          January 31, 2018 at 4:51 am | #

          I honestly just use Fangirl for everyone.

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            January 31, 2018 at 5:09 pm | #

            I gravitate toward that, but also kind of feel weird about it. Like, there are overall gender stereotype concerns with that, and then there’s, like, a more personal level…I’m NB and get read as a girl a lot, and when I’m trying to push back on that, it feels weird to be referring to myself as a girl. I was mostly asking for myself, for what I could call it when I didn’t want to use “girl” or “boy” in describing my actions, and with that it makes sense to me that other people might feel that way too.

    • fogel
      fogel
      January 31, 2018 at 1:49 am | #

      Fanning?

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        January 31, 2018 at 5:12 pm | #

        See, with “Fanning” my first instinct is to go “Elle or Dakota?” because I guess I’m just terrible like that. After that it makes me think of actually waving a fan. I think in context where the meaning is clear it could work, though to me it doesn’t quite carry the same connotations.

    • Dev Non
      Dev Non
      January 31, 2018 at 2:03 am | #

      Stanning?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      January 31, 2018 at 2:19 am | #

      They get starstruck and fermished, they could just plotz

    • adjudicus
      adjudicus
      January 31, 2018 at 3:00 am | #

      Squeeing?

    • Pl0x
      Pl0x
      January 31, 2018 at 5:09 am | #

      That’s a good question that I have never thought about.

    • bhtooefr
      bhtooefr
      January 31, 2018 at 6:57 am | #

      Fanenbying? (Although that’s not gender-neutral, that’s specific to a category of genders, and doesn’t include fangirls and fanboys. It’s more an alternative, not a replacement.)

      Fanpersoning?

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      January 31, 2018 at 9:33 am | #

      fanyoungpersoning!

    • DinaWho
      DinaWho
      January 31, 2018 at 10:28 am | #

      I second fogel’s suggestion of ‘fanning’. I also like to use ‘fangeeking’ myself.

  45. DovahQueen
    DovahQueen
    January 31, 2018 at 1:14 am | #

    Oh, these two have one of the my favorite dynamics going on. Both of them just get to be so true to who they actually are with the other, and I dig it whether it stays friendship or builds from there.

    Also, I’m new to the party here, and I basically just read this entire comic series from the beginning through today’s in less than 72 hours, and I don’t think I’ve gone on such an emotional roller coaster ride in my entire life.)

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      January 31, 2018 at 1:24 am | #

      Welcome! What brought you to the comic?

    • Rukdug
      Rukdug
      January 31, 2018 at 1:54 am | #

      That is quite the emotional roller coaster. Also, welcome to the comment section. Feel free to comment anything from deep analysis to simple reactions. All are welcomed.

    • PB
      PB
      January 31, 2018 at 2:20 am | #

      Welcome to the comments! We have hugs and philosophy and feels here.

      • adjudicus
        adjudicus
        January 31, 2018 at 3:02 am | #

        And puns. Don’t forget the puns. (@dovahqueen welcome to the comment section, btw)

    • RacingTurtle
      RacingTurtle
      January 31, 2018 at 4:51 am | #

      Hi, DovahQueen! I used to be a webcomics reader like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

    • geno
      geno
      January 31, 2018 at 9:15 am | #

      I think that’s the best way to read webcomics personally. Welcome to the club.

  46. Stoodmuffin
    Stoodmuffin
    January 31, 2018 at 1:22 am | #

    I.

    I have no words.

  47. Stoodmuffin
    Stoodmuffin
    January 31, 2018 at 1:27 am | #

    The big thing about both of these archs is that these relationships have existed before.

    But to think that these two, meeting each other in such a profoundly different way like this.

    I didn’t expect this to hit my like Ruth and Billie.

    But it might.

    The fact that it’s this song might hit harder.

    I don’t know.

  48. Stoodmuffin
    Stoodmuffin
    January 31, 2018 at 1:35 am | #

    Putting on Cash’s version while reading this is torture, in the least worst way

    • Stoodmuffin
      Stoodmuffin
      January 31, 2018 at 1:40 am | #

      Oh, GREAT. THIS came on next. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4

      Fucking rivers of tears.

      • Mad_Academic
        Mad_Academic
        January 31, 2018 at 1:47 am | #

        Hello, Darkness, my old friend.

        • Stoodmuffin
          Stoodmuffin
          January 31, 2018 at 2:16 am | #

          I’ve come to talk with you again

          • PB
            PB
            January 31, 2018 at 2:19 am | #

            Because a vision softly creeping

            • adjudicus
              adjudicus
              January 31, 2018 at 3:05 am | #

              Left its seeds while I was sleeping

              • BlackCatGodess
                BlackCatGodess
                January 31, 2018 at 1:09 pm | #

                And the vision that was planted in my brain still remains

                • Stoodmuffin
                  Stoodmuffin
                  January 31, 2018 at 1:37 pm | #

                  Within the sound of silence

  49. doubleW
    doubleW
    January 31, 2018 at 1:41 am | #

    This has good Edgefeels

  50. adjudicus
    adjudicus
    January 31, 2018 at 1:43 am | #

    This… this is amazing

  51. Fire_daws
    Fire_daws
    January 31, 2018 at 1:46 am | #

    Ah ship them like FedEx

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 31, 2018 at 2:06 am | #

      …. with “fragile” and “handle with care” labels?

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        January 31, 2018 at 2:15 am | #

        Both those labels match Sal pretty well; Danny, less so. I think that Amber Girl and Amazi-Girl both dumping him pretty much broke anything that Dorothy left intact and he’s well into the ‘rebuild’ stage.

      • Fire_daws
        Fire_daws
        January 31, 2018 at 2:35 am | #

        I’m trying to get a “this way up” comment in but I can’t find an angle for it.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          January 31, 2018 at 2:54 am | #

          Serving as a mutual means of climbing out of their respective moments of unhappiness?

      • Stoodmuffin
        Stoodmuffin
        January 31, 2018 at 1:37 pm | #

        accurate

  52. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    January 31, 2018 at 1:53 am | #

    [internal squeeeeiiiiiiiiiing]

  53. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    January 31, 2018 at 1:53 am | #

    The surprise on Danny’s face in panel 3 is spot-on.

  54. Stu
    Stu
    January 31, 2018 at 2:00 am | #

    …I can get behind this ship. Though I can’t imagine that it would be good for Amber’s mental wellbeing.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      January 31, 2018 at 6:39 am | #

      Oddly enough, as much as she fears Sal, I think that there is a self-loathing part of Amber that will see this view a ‘Danny is better off with anyone except me’ lens. This fact is tragic.

  55. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    January 31, 2018 at 2:02 am | #

    Totally randomly ran across this photo right after reading this strip.

    http://mollysmom124.tumblr.com/image/170268610590

    • Liquid Len
      Liquid Len
      January 31, 2018 at 8:15 am | #

      So cute!

  56. PB
    PB
    January 31, 2018 at 2:03 am | #

    SHUT UP I’M NOT CRYING AT MY FAVORITE SONG YOU ARE

  57. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    January 31, 2018 at 2:04 am | #

    I want to say something about this song is unhealthy, but I know better than that.

  58. BenRG
    BenRG
    January 31, 2018 at 2:09 am | #

    I don’t think it is possible to understate how significant it is that Sal is doing this. She earlier told Danny that she’d given up singing (implying that this was because of Marcie’s accident) and yet here she goes. Is it just that this is one of those days where she needs to sing? Or does this signify that her and Marcie’s arguably very unhealthy co-dependent relationship is finally unravelling?

    BTW, I don’t think that Danny looks smug in panels 5 & 6. I just think that he’s happy that Sal is loosening her usually iron self-control for a bit; that’s letting her heart and soul out and is stopping punishing herself for the world, just for a little while.

    Having listened to ‘Hurt’, it is pretty much Sal’s theme tune, isn’t it?

    • PB
      PB
      January 31, 2018 at 2:16 am | #

      Bob Fosse once said that singing is for when words alone aren’t enough. I think this is one of those times.

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      February 4, 2018 at 1:21 am | #

      psst: “overstate”

      –Dave, this was a triumph

  59. acher4
    acher4
    January 31, 2018 at 2:09 am | #

    Wow, truly an amazing strip.

    • Stoodmuffin
      Stoodmuffin
      January 31, 2018 at 1:36 pm | #

      agreed

  60. Paul
    Paul
    January 31, 2018 at 2:27 am | #

    I’m just realizing you can find almost any song covered by a girl on a ukulele

    But it is impossible to play a depressing song on a banjo.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 31, 2018 at 3:00 am | #

      A banjo tune will have to make you smile.

      • NickG
        NickG
        January 31, 2018 at 6:53 am | #

        REM’s ‘Wendel Gee’ ?

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          January 31, 2018 at 4:28 pm | #

          …. Willie Nelson.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      January 31, 2018 at 10:08 am | #

      The banjo’s pretty prominent in this song, especially from the second verse onward.

  61. Nobody
    Nobody
    January 31, 2018 at 2:35 am | #

    These two get cuter by the comic

  62. Jamie
    Jamie
    January 31, 2018 at 2:40 am | #

    I’m sort of impressed that this is what it took to make the comments-as-a-whole like Danny.

  63. OnyxIdol
    OnyxIdol
    January 31, 2018 at 2:45 am | #

    Such a chill moment. Would that the comic were nothing but those from now on.

  64. Danni
    Danni
    January 31, 2018 at 2:47 am | #

    this kills the woman

  65. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    January 31, 2018 at 2:55 am | #

    What have ah become, my sweetest friend?

  66. alice
    alice
    January 31, 2018 at 3:01 am | #

    hey all you fickle assholes who are shipping danny and sal! have you forgotten about ETHAN? hvae you forgotten EEF?

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      January 31, 2018 at 3:50 am | #

      Ship and let others Ship. Ethan’s soul belongs to Mike now, there is no getting it back.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        January 31, 2018 at 4:27 am | #

        Semi-seriously, back when Mike first started this scheme, I predicted one possible outcome is that he would genuinely fall for Ethan. It was unlikely then and remains unlikely now but stranger things have happened in a fictional world!

        • Eldritch Gentleman
          Eldritch Gentleman
          January 31, 2018 at 5:20 am | #

          It would be pretty hilarious if Mike got a breakdown about “What are those feelings!? Why do I FEEL them!?”

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          January 31, 2018 at 7:18 am | #

          Possibly the best outcome, though I don’t expect it at all.
          He’d have to realize it after the scheme played out and Ethan had driven him away in disgust.

        • alice
          alice
          January 31, 2018 at 11:01 am | #

          whoa ok i mean it wouldn’t fully soften the blow of danny/ethan being off the table but…….. this is very good.

        • Jason
          Jason
          January 31, 2018 at 12:19 pm | #

          That was what I wanted from back then! I don’t think it’s likely either, but I really would love to see it- and see the ball put into Ethan’s court (so to speak) by having HIM walk away first and things developing from there.

          • alice
            alice
            February 1, 2018 at 1:05 am | #

            hehehehehe this is even better i love it!

    • geno
      geno
      January 31, 2018 at 9:23 am | #

      I never shipped it to begin with, so kinda yeah. Also calling people who ship different things than you assholes is pretty shitty of you

      • alice
        alice
        January 31, 2018 at 11:00 am | #

        it was definitely meant to come across in an exaggerated, “how dare you” sorta feigned anger tone. I don’t actually think people are assholes for having a different ship than me, although i get tone doesn’t always come across well in text.

        • Jason
          Jason
          January 31, 2018 at 12:21 pm | #

          I got it. 🙂 It’s the sort of thing I might say, although my own concerns at being misunderstood sometimes make me take it to ludicrous extremes. (“There should be a law against disagreeing with me!” Etc)

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          January 31, 2018 at 5:06 pm | #

          Yeah, I thought it was clear enough, but this is the internet where people get worked up pretty easily, so I can understand people misreading it.

  67. alice
    alice
    January 31, 2018 at 3:02 am | #

    also i’m bad at identifying songs. But it appears to match the rhythm of the steven universe theme, so great, that’s what it is for me now

    • SaerSaur
      SaerSaur
      January 31, 2018 at 3:49 am | #

      In this case Sal is singing the lyrics to the song Danny is playing, but I am completely sure that Danny plays Steven Universe stuff all the time.

      • C.
        C.
        January 31, 2018 at 5:32 am | #

        Hurt doesn’t really scan with the Steven Universe theme.

        • SaerSaur
          SaerSaur
          January 31, 2018 at 7:44 pm | #

          Oh yeah, I am more meaning that in my head Danny plays Steven Universe stuff a lot – not that literally every song he plays is Steven Universe. In this case I am relatively certain he is playing Hurt, even though I can’t read the musical notation, because otherwise Sal singing along wouldnt make sense.

          I still believe he spends much time playing Steven Universe.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      January 31, 2018 at 4:01 am | #

      I don’t know nothin’ about musical notation but the lyrics are to the song Hurt. Probably the Johnny Cash cover.

  68. Alan
    Alan
    January 31, 2018 at 4:13 am | #

    ♪♪Revolving doors, what have I done?
    Someone on the TV attempting loss?
    Revolving doors, what will I become?
    A redneck song.♪♪

    • ScarvesandCelery
      ScarvesandCelery
      January 31, 2018 at 4:35 am | #

      Yay, Gorillaz! I Love “Revolving Doors”

  69. Joe Covenant
    Joe Covenant
    January 31, 2018 at 4:45 am | #

    “Kiss her, you Blockhead!”

  70. RacingTurtle
    RacingTurtle
    January 31, 2018 at 5:14 am | #

    I love these two so much. I’m trying to only friend-ship it, because Ethan. I once misunderstood a character’s words just because what I thought was said meant there was more Ethan/Danny happening in that storyline than there really was, and I wanted to believe.

    But Ethan/Mike and Danny/Sal are showing me that I was more fickle than I knew.

  71. Pl0x
    Pl0x
    January 31, 2018 at 5:32 am | #

    I don’t ship this! Except for friendshipping! Being friends is very good and they shouldn’t go beyond that. They’re not going to anyway. Because they only like each other as friends! I needed to say this to go against the tide of numerous romance-shipping comments! That’s all.

    • Pl0x
      Pl0x
      January 31, 2018 at 5:41 am | #

      I mean honestly, I’m not even seeing any hint of romance between them. Maybe because I just don’t want to? But also because there is NONE, haha. Personally I don’t think Willis would go that route anyway (and also I don’t want him to but I’m sure that’s already clear).

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        January 31, 2018 at 6:00 am | #

        I definitely friend-ship this. That said, some good ingredients for romance are being intensely open with and supportive of each other, trying new things with each other, and growing with each other. (Of course, that’s good ingredients for friendship as well.)

        Willis has said he doesn’t want to revisit established romances between old characters from the Walkyverse, except those that didn’t get a lot of exploration previously. That said, this version of Danny and Sal are very, very different from the Walkyverse versions, and I could see him wanting to explore the very different romance they would have.

        I think it would work out…. pretty dang well, actually. There romance would be the sort where they can drop all the pretenses and be open with each other about insecurities, challenges, etc, all in intensely private and intimate moments, when they couldn’t do that with anyone else. Mutual shelter in a world otherwise devoid of it. Soulmates no one else understood. But I’m quite happy with it just being a friendship as well, and most of those same ingredients would work for a strong friendship too.

    • geno
      geno
      January 31, 2018 at 9:25 am | #

      I just think people should let things happen instead of freaking out about them after ever page.

  72. Keith
    Keith
    January 31, 2018 at 7:32 am | #

    dang monitor blurry, danny shocked…must reach emergency geritol.

    • Bathymetheus
      Bathymetheus
      January 31, 2018 at 11:29 am | #

      I heard many years ago that that stuff contains a lot of alcohol. Or is that your point?

  73. Kannen
    Kannen
    January 31, 2018 at 7:44 am | #

    *squee*

    But seriously, this is incredibly heartwarming. It’s wonderful to see them sharing this kind of quiet companionship, and that they can be so comfortable and open with each other (even Sal). Their developing relationship just seems very healthy and good for both of them, especially now with all that’s been happening in their lives.

    I wouldn’t say though that I want them to end up together as a couple, rather I (friend)ship them. Not that they wouldn’t make a cute couple, but I just love to see close friendships depicted in stories without having to necessarily involve romantic feelings (especially between man/woman, there just isn’t many of those stories or even if they start that way, they eventually develop into a romance). Besides, I ship Ethan/Danny 😉

  74. Vika
    Vika
    January 31, 2018 at 8:10 am | #

    ::heart cracks in half::

  75. Just a Ian
    Just a Ian
    January 31, 2018 at 8:37 am | #

    I think a friendship would be good for both of them now, and if romance comes along after a while it might be good too, but thats down to willis and i think they both need a friendship right now that doesnt involve and deeper meaning than that.

    • Just a Ian
      Just a Ian
      January 31, 2018 at 8:38 am | #

      *any , not and…

  76. Colineo
    Colineo
    January 31, 2018 at 8:38 am | #

    ;_;

  77. Joe Covenant
    Joe Covenant
    January 31, 2018 at 8:53 am | #

    Now… I usually can’t bear shipping.. s’just me…

    But I always thought, across the entire Walky multiverse, that Danny and Sal’s story was the saddest of them all.

    I’d love to see them end up together, and happy, in SOME iteration…

    • PB
      PB
      January 31, 2018 at 10:38 am | #

      Thanks for putting it into words. <3

  78. LordHaw
    LordHaw
    January 31, 2018 at 9:05 am | #

    Sal and Danny bonding here is just great! But that song. The Johnny Cash version really pulls the heart strings and the video for the song brought tears to my eyes when I saw it.

    I like the friendship these two are developing. It’s good for Sal to get more real friends. One does hope for a budding romance but really a good friendship is better for her.

  79. David
    David
    January 31, 2018 at 9:33 am | #

    Danny will always be just shy of the mark. The trick is to set the mark sky high rather than just in front of him and admire failure at levels others would only dream of.

  80. Jes
    Jes
    January 31, 2018 at 10:14 am | #

    I looove this.

  81. Frannie33
    Frannie33
    January 31, 2018 at 11:15 am | #

    Now did you read that in Trents voice or Johnny’s voice?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 31, 2018 at 4:23 pm | #

      I always thought Sal would sound more like Jeannie C. Riley or Janis Joplin.

      As for Hurt, Johnny Cash has the better version, hands down. Trent even admits that.

  82. Vika
    Vika
    January 31, 2018 at 11:42 am | #

    ::heart destroyed::

  83. Delavan
    Delavan
    January 31, 2018 at 1:23 pm | #

    Is the “I hurt myself today” supposed to be both the song and also a literal statement from Sal? Because… that would explain the permanent wearing of motorcycle gloves. And would make an awful lot of sense with her self-loathing.

    • TempozRene
      TempozRene
      January 31, 2018 at 1:43 pm | #

      I’m pretty sure the motorcycle gloves are to hide what amber did to her hand? That is at least what I had always thought.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        January 31, 2018 at 5:03 pm | #

        Yeah, they are.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          January 31, 2018 at 5:08 pm | #

          That said, I wouldn’t be too shocked if this were something she’d struggled with before. Danny, at least, seems to be wondering if its a lyric or something literal in panel three before she adds on to it, then he seems to relax.

  84. thebatman22
    thebatman22
    January 31, 2018 at 2:05 pm | #

    Willis baby you can be honest. Was Logan coming out around the time you made this?

  85. Remmington Steele
    Remmington Steele
    January 31, 2018 at 2:28 pm | #

    G’damnit I’m not crying, you are!

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      February 4, 2018 at 1:24 am | #

      I’ve heard that’s the new flu strain.

      –Dave, i may be immune

  86. Classic Appa
    Classic Appa
    January 31, 2018 at 2:38 pm | #

    The truth is Sal needs another good friend a hell of a lot more than a boyfriend. She is already very confident in her physical appearance, and doesn’t seem to place a lot of emotional value on sex. Making another friend is actually a much bigger breakthrough for her.

  87. RandomRedMage
    RandomRedMage
    January 31, 2018 at 2:44 pm | #

    Danny is whitebread, whitebread is new for her. But this is fking adorable.

  88. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    January 31, 2018 at 3:12 pm | #

    Hey, I just noticed she removed her jacket between the 2 pages

  89. Kaffeeteria
    Kaffeeteria
    January 31, 2018 at 3:57 pm | #

    For some reason, I think that Sal is terribly lonely.

    • Just a Ian
      Just a Ian
      January 31, 2018 at 4:14 pm | #

      I think your right, she is lonely but would not admit it if asked..

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 31, 2018 at 5:06 pm | #

      Well, Marcie’s the only person she consider(ed?) a friend and Marcie’s currently not speaking to her. That’s pretty horribly lonely.

      • MK15
        MK15
        January 31, 2018 at 10:44 pm | #

        On the other hand, Marcie was always not speaking to her.

        …sorry, bad joke

  90. Vukodlak
    Vukodlak
    January 31, 2018 at 5:09 pm | #

    I don’t actually see these two becoming a couple… but I do see everyone else concluding that they are a couple.

    • Lux
      Lux
      January 31, 2018 at 10:11 pm | #

      I don’t either, for a few reasons. One, Willis seems to be trying to avoid all ships from the original canon, and Danny and Sal were one of the first couples ever introduced (if not the first, I don’t remember). Yeah, they broke up in the walkyverse, but it still stands.
      Two, they have a good dynamic as it is, and I think a relationship would change that for the worse.
      But all that aside, I love this page.

      • Vukodlak
        Vukodlak
        February 1, 2018 at 1:58 am | #

        Besides everyone thinking they’re a couple and only in denial is a lot more fun.

  91. Felian
    Felian
    January 31, 2018 at 5:35 pm | #

    oooh nice. this was one of the first songs i learned when i started playing guitar. 🙂

  92. Rocketboy1313
    Rocketboy1313
    January 31, 2018 at 5:57 pm | #

    Is this the Cash version?
    The really good version?

  93. NoOneLikesRobin
    NoOneLikesRobin
    January 31, 2018 at 9:32 pm | #

    This is a beautiful strip.

  94. znk
    znk
    February 1, 2018 at 4:47 am | #

    I Don’t Always Sing
    [outdated image macro]
    But When I Do It’s Surprisingly Emo

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