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by David M Willis on February 27, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Faz Is Great
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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    February 27, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    I hate when time doesn’t stand still when I want

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      February 27, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      I will be very disappointed if the Doctor doesn’t comment about your comment. I’m honestly kinda surprised he hasn’t yet. (cue me being ninjaed in the time it took me to write this).

      • LeslieBean4Shizzle
        LeslieBean4Shizzle
        February 27, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

        Oh, hey! I lucked out. Time DID stand still for me. ^^
        Suck it Walky.

        • Durandal_1707
          Durandal_1707
          February 27, 2018 at 12:59 am | #

          Great Scott!!

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      February 27, 2018 at 12:29 am | #

      …but you’re anachronistic…time-stuff is your thing D:

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        February 27, 2018 at 10:50 pm | #

        Doesn’t mean it does it when I want!

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      February 27, 2018 at 12:59 am | #

      Stardew Valley has been reminding me how much I hate time. I can’t seem to stop playing but I’m not really *enjoying* it…

      • Krys Brynhildr
        Krys Brynhildr
        February 27, 2018 at 6:19 am | #

        Theres a mod that makes time stop in buildings at least. Well, and like slows the passage of time otherwise back to Harvest Moon speeds too, I think?

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        February 27, 2018 at 9:02 am | #

        Trapped in a Skinner Box, I see.

    • Chris Phoenix
      Chris Phoenix
      February 27, 2018 at 11:53 am | #

      https://xkcd.com/162/

  2. Jess
    Jess
    February 27, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    poor kids 🙁

  3. Regalli
    Regalli
    February 27, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Garbage roof returns!

  4. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    February 27, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    They fight it, but it feels like their little fling, and now their pause, aren’t going to turn out like they’re designed to.

    • Frost Magi
      Frost Magi
      February 27, 2018 at 3:23 am | #

      Cue the “WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!” reference

  5. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    February 27, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    The garbage roof cult recruits another member. 😛

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      February 27, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      Is the high priest of Garbage Roof Garbage Ape? Because if so, I’ll gladly join.

  6. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    February 27, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    “Faz is working on a time machine, and it will soon be complete. And then Einstein will be forced to admit he is a lesser scientist than Faz.”

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      February 27, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

      Einstein was a far greater ladies man, though.

  7. Tan
    Tan
    February 27, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    Smooth as fuck on whipping the hoodie off and tying it around the waist

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      February 27, 2018 at 7:08 am | #

      I’m surprised as fuck that he’s wearing a clean, non butt-taco tee underneath.

      • hof1991
        hof1991
        February 27, 2018 at 8:14 am | #

        Hoodie = bib.

  8. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    February 27, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    “And, I’m totally not seeing someone up there.”

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      February 27, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

      Definitely not! Perish the thought!

  9. Dean
    Dean
    February 27, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    Listening to that ‘DING’ consumed valuable revising seconds, Dorothy.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      February 27, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

      Don’t call Walky a ding! That’s rude!

  10. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    February 27, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    Time is walkin’
    Time is wastin’
    Time–you ain’t no friend of mine
    –Hootie & The Blowfish

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      February 27, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

      Make Storyline Names David Bowie Lyrics Again:

      Time: He’s waiting in the wings,
      He speaks of senseless things,
      His script is you and me

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      February 27, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

      Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’,
      Into the future….
      — Steve Miller Band

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      February 27, 2018 at 12:32 am | #

      It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right
      I hope you had the time of your life
      – Green Day

    • Chaucer59
      Chaucer59
      February 27, 2018 at 12:56 am | #

      The time is gone; the song is over.
      Thought I’d something more to say.
      ………..— Pink Floyd

      • RaulTsi
        RaulTsi
        February 27, 2018 at 11:54 am | #

        thanks for this
        *leaving satisfied*

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      February 27, 2018 at 1:01 am | #

      the sword of time will pierce your skin
      It doesn’t hurt when it begins…

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      February 27, 2018 at 1:10 am | #

      I hadn’t thought of Don Marquis’s Archy and Mehitabel in a while, but:

      time time said old king tut
      is something i ain t
      got anything but

    • Joe Covenant
      Joe Covenant
      February 27, 2018 at 4:43 am | #

      “If I could save time
      in a bottle…
      The first thing I’d like to do.
      Is to save every day
      ’til eternity passes away
      Just to spend it with you…”

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 27, 2018 at 5:49 am | #

      “Time! Is marching on.
      And time, is still marching on.
      This day will soon be at an end and now it’s even sooner.
      And now it’s even sooner.
      And now it’s sooner still. “

      • Liquid Len
        Liquid Len
        February 27, 2018 at 7:52 am | #

        “I’m counting out time,
        Got the whole thing down by numbers.
        All those numbers!
        Give my guidance!
        O Lord I need that now.”

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      February 27, 2018 at 8:56 am | #

      Twilight, I only meant to stay awhile
      Twilight, I gave you time to steal my mind
      Away from me.

      ELO made a concept album all about Time

      • N0083rp00F
        N0083rp00F
        February 27, 2018 at 10:54 am | #

        RUSH

        I turn my back to the wind To catch my breath,
        Before I start off again driven on,
        Without a moment to spend to pass an evening with a drink and a friend

        I let my skin get too thin I’d like to pause,
        No matter what I pretend, like some pilgrim who learns to transcend,
        Learns to live as if each step was the end
        Time stands still
        I’m not looking back but I want to look around me now
        Time stands still
        See more of the people and the places that surround me now
        Time stands still
        Freeze this moment a little bit longer
        Make each sensation a little bit stronger
        Experience slips away
        Experience slips away
        Time stands still…

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      February 27, 2018 at 3:21 pm | #

      “I remember doing the Time Warp
      Drinking those moments when
      The blackness would hit me
      And the void would be calling
      Let’s do the Time Warp Again”

      Do I really have to give attribution for this?

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 27, 2018 at 4:07 pm | #

        “Get the fuck off the thread!”

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      March 1, 2018 at 4:23 am | #

      [i]60 seconds now feels more like thirty
      tick-tock, won’t stop, and round it goes
      Sand through the glass sure falls in a hurry…[/i]

      –Dave, time is like a clock in my heart

  11. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    February 27, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    Well maybe if you got around to awakening your Stand like your mother’s been pushing you to, maybe you wouldn’t be having a problem with time moving, Walky.

    • MasakiSayz
      MasakiSayz
      February 27, 2018 at 1:00 am | #

      But which band would Walky’s stand be named after??

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        February 27, 2018 at 6:17 am | #

        Ween

  12. All-Purpose Guru
    All-Purpose Guru
    February 27, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

    I really don’t like this game Dorothy is playing. I know she is fighting her own feelings of inadequacy, and is trying to hold herself to a higher standard, but she’s being really …cold… to someone she supposedly loves. You don’t push those people away, they are there to give you strength when you need it.

    Damn kids.

    • StClair
      StClair
      February 27, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

      eh, IMO, she’s being equally awful to everyone, including herself.
      but she’s probably going to have to have her breakdown before she recognizes that.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 27, 2018 at 2:09 am | #

      Well, this isn’t Smarting of Age… Sometimes when you know everything, you have to learn these lessons the hard way.

    • Pat
      Pat
      February 27, 2018 at 2:46 am | #

      “Walky why aren’t you talking to me? You’re allowed to talk to me. Let’s talk. You have 8.7 seconds to respond.”

    • geno
      geno
      February 27, 2018 at 8:19 am | #

      Remember the part where everyone in this strip is a teenager, and thus makes terrible decisions. It’s okay a good portion of the comment section seems to forget about that part of life where you need to fuck up

    • kkiten
      kkiten
      February 27, 2018 at 6:18 pm | #

      That’s the point, you aren’t supposed to think that Dorothy is doing a good thing lol.

  13. Tacos
    Tacos
    February 27, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    See Walky, this is why ya gotta learn how to control time.

  14. Xailenrath
    Xailenrath
    February 27, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

    Awww.
    Poignancy makes water come out my eyes.

  15. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    February 27, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

    Aha! So THAT’S how you get Walky’s words and thoughts to be elevated!

    ….. you de-elevate.

    ….. huh. Is it really an elevator of the trip is a downer?

  16. Bagge
    Bagge
    February 27, 2018 at 12:36 am | #

    That’s really profound. I’m glad Walky has mechanisms to deal with him feeling like shit.

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      February 27, 2018 at 1:05 am | #

      Speaking of which, I could use a distraction tonight. Anyone got some suggestions for ridiculous fanfics or other easy reading?

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        February 27, 2018 at 1:51 am | #

        Any particular fandoms?

        • Inahc
          Inahc
          February 27, 2018 at 2:37 am | #

          Naruto, Harry Potter.. although I’ve read a lot there already… I’ve only read the one Steven Universe fanfic so far…

          I ended up reading about climate change and universe expansion on Reddit. Kinda depressing :p it did pass the time a bit but isn’t the sort of thing to help me sleep.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            February 27, 2018 at 2:51 am | #

            Hmmm. Anything under comedy or parody on FFN should be ridiculous as hell.

            • Inahc
              Inahc
              February 27, 2018 at 6:54 pm | #

              Possibly, but browsing that site has proved.. problematic.. (eg. It often makes Firefox ask to record both audio and video) and I don’t always have the patience to wade through all the painfully bad fanfics. Or the unfinished, abandoned ones.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        February 27, 2018 at 2:53 am | #

        That was a setup for self-advertisment if I ever heard it 🙂

        Here is one of my more silly Harry Potter fics, about the twins doing a STELLAR job helping their baby sister coming to terms with the trials and tribulations of growing up
        https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2838797/1/Bat-Bogey-Hex

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          February 27, 2018 at 2:54 am | #

          Here is one about Luna being Luna
          https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2983594/1/Wit-beyond-measure

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            February 27, 2018 at 2:54 am | #

            Here is one about Luna just being cute 🙂
            https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3021395/1/Luna-s-Lullaby

            • Inahc
              Inahc
              February 27, 2018 at 3:07 am | #

              Omg, poetry! 🙂 It’s like a cross between Lewis Carroll and Hoid. 🙂

              • Bagge
                Bagge
                February 27, 2018 at 4:08 am | #

                Awwww, thanks 🙂

                I don’t know who Hoid is (please, let me know!), but writing like ol’ Lewis Carrol is everything I aspire to.

                https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2569974/1/The-Hunting-of-the-CrumpleHorned-Snorkack

                • Bagge
                  Bagge
                  February 27, 2018 at 4:50 am | #

                  Ah, dangit, you got me started. Here is another Wonderland story about Luna being cute 🙂

                  https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2795566/1/Luna-s-adventures-in-Wonderland

                • Inahc
                  Inahc
                  February 27, 2018 at 9:46 pm | #

                  Hoid is one of Brandon Sanderson’s characters. 🙂 he was doing a lot of storytelling in Oathbringer.

                • Bagge
                  Bagge
                  February 27, 2018 at 11:48 pm | #

                  Cool, I’ll check it out 🙂

        • Coma
          Coma
          February 27, 2018 at 4:13 am | #

          I’m usually not into reading fanfics (might be, because I basically spent my teenage years with a friend together in a big meshed up fanfic we created in a messenger while writing. Thus our mutual love for writing was born… but I’m drifting of.)
          Loved the first one with the twins (also still want to read the others), it made me snort a lot (I’m currently pretty sick, so I needed something like this – even though it was intended for inahc) 😀

          • Coma
            Coma
            February 27, 2018 at 4:28 am | #

            (snort as in “that’s funny”, because I can’t really laugh right now. Just wanted to clarify, ’cause on a second thought, it sounds pretty strange saying “it made me snort”)

            • Bagge
              Bagge
              February 27, 2018 at 4:57 am | #

              Awww. Thanks. Just because of that I’ll link another little piece of fluff. This one about the characters being sick. 🙂
              https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3307904/1/Magical-maladies

              I’m a big fan of fanfic as writing training, so awesome work by you and your friend.

              • CoMa
                CoMa
                February 27, 2018 at 5:04 pm | #

                Aw- thanks, I’ll be sure to read it (and the other ones as well)!

                And thanks – it did lead into me and my friend studying languages and myself producing a bunch of pretty long – and sometimes reaaally bad ones, ’cause I knew nothing of thoroughly planning a story, I simply wrote (until university kinda punched creativity out of me, but I’m slowly starting again with my ideas and motivation) so thanks 🙂

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        February 27, 2018 at 8:42 am | #

        Might be too late for “this evening” but if you haven’t tried the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett, do go check them out. Those books literally saved my life and kept me from suicide when my mum died. <333

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          February 27, 2018 at 9:02 am | #

          :-0

          <3

  17. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    February 27, 2018 at 12:47 am | #

    I like to think that Walky cleaned the mess off his chin and tied his hoody around his waist in the exact amount of time she took to look at her watch.

    • OnyxIdol
      OnyxIdol
      February 27, 2018 at 1:13 am | #

      And he claims he doesn’t have time stopping powers…

    • No Name
      No Name
      February 27, 2018 at 10:38 pm | #

      That shirt is also he same hue as the butt-taco shirt, so I like to think he also turned his shirt inside out or backwards in that amount of time as well.

  18. WonderRabbit
    WonderRabbit
    February 27, 2018 at 1:39 am | #

    Okay, is the rooftop inaccessible to those who aren’t superheroes or… adventurous enough to climb through the elevator roof hatch?
    Or is the roof perfectly accessibly by lift yet inexplicably not a popular hangout spot?

    Or do Americans not appreciate a good accessible rooftop as much as I do?

    • TheAmazingKMan
      TheAmazingKMan
      February 27, 2018 at 8:28 am | #

      It’s accessible to everyone; most people just don’t use for… SOME reason. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/03-when-god-closes-the-door/roof-top/

      • WonderRabbit
        WonderRabbit
        February 28, 2018 at 2:25 am | #

        Walky asks good questions, and I need to stop asking questions that have already been asked in-story.

        Thanks.

  19. BenRG
    BenRG
    February 27, 2018 at 1:59 am | #

    Yes, Walky likes doing that ‘Luke watching the sunset’ thing and he isn’t deliberately trying to appear wistfully heroic. The thing is that I’m wondering if that imagery is now going to be playing on Dorothy’s mind!

    • StClair
      StClair
      February 27, 2018 at 3:57 am | #

      “John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, everybody!”

  20. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    February 27, 2018 at 5:46 am | #

    Alt-text: Welcome to Dumbing of Age, where it’s Stupid Time, ALL of the time!

    • 3oranges
      3oranges
      February 27, 2018 at 2:26 pm | #

      Stupid time, stupid time
      Never need a reason, never need a rhyme
      Hang from the ceiling, stupid time

  21. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    February 27, 2018 at 7:33 am | #

    One of my greatest complaints is that time continues when I’m not observing it.

  22. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    February 27, 2018 at 8:10 am | #

    Man. I wish I spent more time on an open rooftop in college. But then again I prolly would have caught more colds.

  23. hof1991
    hof1991
    February 27, 2018 at 8:18 am | #

    Time doesn’t move fast. They were in the elevator for a week.

  24. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    February 27, 2018 at 9:14 am | #

    “We can talk as long as this elevator ride.”

    Yeah you see that’s the problem.

  25. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    February 27, 2018 at 1:44 pm | #

    I’m shipping Amazi-Girl and Walky just to see Dorothy’s horrified reaction and descent into supervillainy.

  26. ninjazaku
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    February 27, 2018 at 11:43 pm | #

    THAT GOT REAL SO FAST.

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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 19h
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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Up
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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wint @dril.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Man if they were arresting judges then this'd be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard but thankfully that's not happening.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Stop making the one toy I want the super-expensive chase, Auldey!!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
And that's why you have Jesus wear a condom!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's #webcomicday? We have a special day??? Well, my name is Pat McHoarney and I draw 69 Mouse-Ear Blvd, a multigenerational story about women who all have sexy legs and probably other features. There was a grandmother, but she wasn't hot and so she died off-panel.
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hoanna newsom @bsweet.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
nytimes.com's user avatarThe New York Times @nytimes.com ⋅ 5d
Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
Elizabeth Holmes and Billy Evans, sitting closely on a couch. A headline reads:
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
That's the most upsetting LEGO Thing minifig possible
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 3d
LEGO Marvel Studios The Fantastic Four: First Steps Fantastic Four vs. Galactus will release June 1st ($59.99) - bit.ly/3F4uRci #ad
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
what's going on with tariffs right now i dunno, what time is it today
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Chet @sealless.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
This @bransonreese.bsky.social four panel is never completely out of my head.
Four panel comic by Brandon Reese titled Animal Crackers.  In each panel Groucho Marx is speaking.

1 - One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas 
2 - How I worked up the courage to kill a living thing I'll never know.
3 - (silent)
4 - They mourn their dead, as we do.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609767... selling my netflix war for cybertron megatron -- the walmart exclusive one that came with pinpointer and lionizer (but being sold here without pinpointer and lionizer)
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Gran... IS ALIVE? okay, juliette still has brown hair, so this is probably definitely a flashback i'm just surprised that the comic has remembered her, at all
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