Dumbing of Age

NO

what's the best music-lyric-riff storyline title i've ever written, and why is it "I'm Besieged By Children From Our Future"

Are you fucking shitting me

reminded of one of the greatest pieces of quantitative research ever to be undertaken – @ryannorth.ca's 2009 analysis of the number of letters U people use to spell "excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess" full deets: qwantz.livejournal.com/112122.html

This shit makes me want to *scream*. IT CANNOT SELF-REFLECT BECAUSE THERE IS NO SELF IT IS NOT ACKNOWLEDGING ANYTHING IT APOLOGISES FOR SHIT ALL THE TIME BECAUSE IT MAKES STUFF UP ALL THE FUCKING TIME

i don't see blackarachnia, where's the honkers

I’m watching that Ken Burns documentary about life in the Old West. I had no idea how brutal it was.

Dumbing of Age: "Stop" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic

Hair's getting grayer

My family legacy: my grandmother drew the Kenny Loggins Jesus

IS THIS POKÉMON JESUS

you know you're old when you get excited it's started to rain because it means you can go outside and weed without bees

this guy's got the juice man

DEFEAT ALFRED E. NEU MAN

Dumbing of Age: "Asma" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic

A great episode that also just had to be like "Okay, for this one specific criminal, Metropolis has the death penalty so he can't reveal Superman's secret identity."

hey youtube, i'm not sure the short circuit 2 score by charles fox belongs in this "Music of Asia" algorithm

looking at the 30+ democracies that have successfully prosecuted heads of state for violating their constitutions over the past 15 years

(august 29, 2025)

some adult in pokemon: it's weird, nobody's ever seen a pokemon egg before! for thousands of years, no pokemon eggs have ever been discovered by humans! ash: well let's go find one! *fifteen minutes later* ash: oh hey

Always up for a bonus taking-a-shit face

Raidah!

Still researching old sleaze paperbacks and legitimately wondering if the book designer asked the author or editor what should be the tagline at the top and they mumbled out the above tagline and the book designer just...wrote it down.

Amen break whenever Mario vibrates extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites

Terrible news! The back of box render for the Classified Series Legacy Firefighter seems to imply Shipwreck's house caught on fire.

"explore the unknown"? mary, it's new york city, this is at least your third time here, and the last time you were here you got mad at your taxi driver for using a gps

one of the kids yelled at the other to "drink my BUTT" and i've just picked up a new invective