What's in Joyce's burrito?
- just beans (11%, 674 Votes)
- just cheese (22%, 1,382 Votes)
- just sauce (3%, 160 Votes)
- all of the above somehow (7%, 444 Votes)
- Joyce has no idea and tries not to think about it (57%, 3,643 Votes)
Total Voters: 6,303
Start Date: December 22, 2025 @ 1:06 pm
End Date: No Expiry
Becky's new haircut!:
- better! (45%, 1,705 Votes)
- worse! (27%, 1,040 Votes)
- the same! (28%, 1,037 Votes)
Total Voters: 3,782
Start Date: December 9, 2025 @ 6:34 pm
End Date: No Expiry
What is man?
- a miserable little pile of secrets (71%, 2,153 Votes)
- Oscar Isaac (29%, 876 Votes)
Total Voters: 3,029
Start Date: November 29, 2025 @ 5:32 pm
End Date: No Expiry
What day is today?
- Thanksgiving (24%, 299 Votes)
- grappling with the knowledge that selecting the other answer will mean my response will be untrue starting tomorrow, making me a liar (76%, 940 Votes)
Total Voters: 1,239
Start Date: November 27, 2025 @ 9:28 am
End Date: No Expiry
Why are you here?
- refreshing the page every five minutes to see if there's a Slipshine (12%, 957 Votes)
- trying to scrub off the scarlett letter on my monitor i tried to sharpie joyce with (7%, 538 Votes)
- shit i thought this was questionable content, where am i (38%, 3,029 Votes)
- i was told there'd be donuts (24%, 1,903 Votes)
- if i stare hard enough at today's strip it might turn into one about billie and ruth (19%, 1,575 Votes)
Total Voters: 8,002
Start Date: October 19, 2025 @ 2:35 pm
End Date: No Expiry
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