some adult in pokemon: it's weird, nobody's ever seen a pokemon egg before! for thousands of years, no pokemon eggs have ever been discovered by humans!
ash: well let's go find one!
*fifteen minutes later*
ash: oh hey
Still researching old sleaze paperbacks and legitimately wondering if the book designer asked the author or editor what should be the tagline at the top and they mumbled out the above tagline and the book designer just...wrote it down.
Amen break whenever Mario vibrates extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites
Supper Mario Broth@mariobrothblog.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
In Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, crouch-walking against a switch will make Mario vibrate extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites.
"explore the unknown"? mary, it's new york city, this is at least your third time here, and the last time you were here you got mad at your taxi driver for using a gps
Dem Party: We are spending $20M to figure out how to talk to male voters.
Mamdani: Save your money. I have +45 favorability with male voters & +73 with men under 45. Endorse me.
Dem Party: No way dude. Now—why is our favorability is -54? Let's spend $20M on wealthy consultants to figure it out!
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
Every webcomic has two stories: the story the artist is telling and the meta story of watching an artist make creative choices over the course of many, many years. You get to watch art evolve and change in real time.
@kyssimmee.com ⋅ 2d
not to wax poetic about webcomics but I think one of the best things about webcomics is that reading them forces you to confront the fact that artists evolve and change over time, and that "style" is a necessarily evolving thing
what time is it? it's time for hasbro fan expo to reveal their "buy $$$$$ of stuff and get one of 200 handpainted-by-acrylics optimus primes" thingers, while every dipshit on the internet gets mad that their copy of optimus prime isn't also handpainted with acrylics, for free
Walmart.com was careful to cancel everyone's Sideways preorders today to remind us there's no point in preordering this one either
preternia@preternia.com ⋅ 2d
Transformers G1 Inspired Retro Card Seaspray official product photography .
Will be available as part of Walmart Collector Con starting July 24th, tracking all SDCC and Collector Con items here - bit.ly/3Sx9inR
#girlgenius Hated to do it, but we started a GoFundMe. These are chaotic times, and no mistake, and all of a sudden we realized they were chaosing all over us. (www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-f...) Any help would be greatly appreciated.
today @teenvogue.com: @davidhogg.bsky.social ran for a DNC role to push progressive candidates + challenge the establishment. after party backlash, he withdrew. but Zohran Mamdani's win—which he backed in the primary—was based on that strategy
now Hogg's calling out "hypocrisy" from "Big Tent" Dems
Paint sample Transmutate for Hasbro’s 10th Anniversary Beast Wars line. (That’s wild they celebrated 10 years of BW! ) Rigid, likely cast urethane/resin, no leg warping here! Flexible hoses. Beautiful piece! Any prototype collectors interested, hit me up! #beastwars#transformers