Dumbing of Age

Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned I can be thrown long enough over POLLY'S FIANCE IS *SIXTEEN YEARS OLDER THAN HER DAD?????* to momentarily forget to wonder HOW IS SISTER STEVEN STILL ALIVE

Dumbing of Age: "Formal" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic

welp, here we go the guy everyone's been waiting to see tfone starscream

still thinking of that time jerry seinfeld guest starred in the season 2 premiere of 30 rock just so he could stare directly into the camera and plug Bee Movie

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was working in the yard when the pizza delivery guy pulled up. handed me the pizzas, joked about whether i actually lived there or was trying to scam free pizza. laughed carried the pizza up to the door, i'd been locked out of my own house, so i stood there awkwardly as the delivery guy stared

My belief is that a lot of people worship a pantheon of death gods, whether they realize it or not, and my intent is to live long enough to see their gods' heads put up on pikes. That's where I'm at. I'll warm my bones by the glow of these cathedrals of rot when they're all razed to the ground.

People hate being told "if you wanna make a comic, just make a comic" but also I come from The Land of 2000s Webcomics, where a LOT of people just made a comic. And it was harder! We all had to own scanners and buy paper!

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the name's rain abyss rain

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

Dagwood Writing Team Look Up Anything About The Cybertruck Challenge

today in #9chickweedlane i learned mary is 100% correct and she should say it

technically it's a polyghoul

yesterday in #9chickweedlane i learned everybody shops at the same turtleneck store

Dumbing of Age: "Sign of" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic

okay maybe i got it

been having so much executive disfunction this week so many important things to be getting done, and i have been choosing none of them

magnet time

then why the fuck am I at panda express

experts are questioning trump's decision to drop a giant alien squid onto harvard's campus

Justice for Windbreaker

mcfarlane lex luthor comes with three faces: two regular and one george costanza

This announcer who's like Jason Sudeikis if he were cast as Jim from The Office

oh no! i don't leave for work! I work from home! I'M DOOMED

attack wilbur's daughter all you want, but do NOT attack his goldfish

Dumbing of Age: "Showers" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic