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by David M Willis on November 4, 2010 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Uphill From Here
└ Tags: jennifer, walky

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    November 4, 2010 at 12:02 am | #

    You can lead a Sal to Jesus, but you can’t make her, um… throw up the horns.

    ’cause JESUS IS FUCKING METAL

    • MrGBH
      MrGBH
      November 4, 2010 at 12:53 am | #

      Kung-Fu Action Jesus! Beating up bad guys and saving the day.
      That’s the Jesus Sal found.

      • No0ne
        No0ne
        November 4, 2010 at 3:11 am | #

        Or the one from Snowflakes, the Jesus who wears a Viking helmet and flies an F-22

        • Matt
          Matt
          November 4, 2010 at 3:32 am | #

          Thor?

        • Bill M.
          Bill M.
          November 4, 2010 at 1:42 pm | #

          Or the one from Battle Pope who uses guns to take out demons…

        • MrGBH
          MrGBH
          November 4, 2010 at 2:52 pm | #

          An F-22 without a windscreen. Jesus is just that Badass.

        • AJW
          AJW
          November 4, 2010 at 8:39 pm | #

          I prefer Buddy Christ

          • Magnus369
            Magnus369
            September 28, 2011 at 2:37 am | #

            There’s always drunk and bitter jesus…

            • Usayasha
              Usayasha
              December 30, 2011 at 11:03 pm | #

              Or Jewsus, my favorite.
              Right next to Jewddha, Jewhammad, and Conjewcius.

      • Slipgate
        Slipgate
        November 5, 2010 at 1:31 am | #

        Anyone here seen Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter?
        THAT Jesus.

        • Kelvin
          Kelvin
          August 30, 2011 at 5:41 am | #

          Someone has to protect toronto. ;P

    • Tessa
      Tessa
      November 4, 2010 at 8:20 pm | #

      …is your avatar a kougra?

      • Nim
        Nim
        November 5, 2010 at 1:31 pm | #

        Looks like a Kougra to me, I think you’re right. *grin*

    • Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
      Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
      February 17, 2011 at 1:11 pm | #

      Big Butter Jesus…..Yeah, YouTube it.

  2. Qaxis
    Qaxis
    November 4, 2010 at 12:02 am | #

    Sal….this doesn’t surprise me as much as it should.

  3. Undrave
    Undrave
    November 4, 2010 at 12:03 am | #

    DRAMAAAA! In the face!

    • david with a small d
      david with a small d
      November 4, 2010 at 6:27 am | #

      FFFAAAAACCCEEEE!!!!!!

      • Joebo
        Joebo
        November 4, 2010 at 8:12 am | #

        VAAAROOOOOOM!!

  4. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    November 4, 2010 at 12:04 am | #

    Musta been SOME catholic school…

    • Rognik
      Rognik
      November 18, 2010 at 5:14 am | #

      Haven’t you seen all the movies? All Catholic girls are really bad-asses, and Sal just got worse as she hung out with them and avoided the nuns.

      Do they still have nuns teaching in Catholic schools? I know the rulers and paddles had to be retired.

  5. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    November 4, 2010 at 12:04 am | #

    Billie’s not helping her case, here….

  6. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    November 4, 2010 at 12:04 am | #

    Yeah, screw doing any work. Make others do it.

    • Joebo
      Joebo
      November 4, 2010 at 8:12 am | #

      well… yeah

  7. Undrave
    Undrave
    November 4, 2010 at 12:05 am | #

    In all seriousness that’s pretty hardcore. I thought Sal was bitter because she got shipped off for something minor but… dang…There’s got to be some even more hardcore backstory to explain why she went and do something like that o.o

    • DCHorror
      DCHorror
      November 4, 2010 at 11:14 pm | #

      Maybe she was bored. Not everyone commits crimes for a good reason.

  8. Sakimei
    Sakimei
    November 4, 2010 at 12:08 am | #

    Hm. When will the ‘rents make a show? Does this college have a Family Day? Or maybe we can meet Sal’s parole officer, at least.

    Walky’s being pretty sensible in the last panel there.

  9. Dierna
    Dierna
    November 4, 2010 at 12:09 am | #

    Wow…she held up TWO convenience stores? In the same night??

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      November 4, 2010 at 12:27 am | #

      She was trying to find a copy of PSL Monthly, and was really pissed when she found out that they were all sold out! (she just HAD to have a copy, because Animal was on the cover)

      (This comment is full of inside-info IW! Forum humor)

  10. JediAutobot
    JediAutobot
    November 4, 2010 at 12:11 am | #

    I call Red Herring, she didn’t rob them, she actually held them up! Sal has superstrength

    • David Herbert
      David Herbert
      November 4, 2010 at 1:59 am | #

      She held them up at the same time.

      • Arthur
        Arthur
        November 4, 2010 at 7:31 am | #

        Sal can totally bench-press convienience stores.

        • Rusty_Unycorn
          Rusty_Unycorn
          November 4, 2010 at 10:03 pm | #

          While lying on her stomach.

  11. BetaMagnus
    BetaMagnus
    November 4, 2010 at 12:20 am | #

    Modern interpretations of old characters is awesome, especially when it involves felonies added to the backstory.

  12. Merkury
    Merkury
    November 4, 2010 at 12:34 am | #

    Ok but why bring the uniforms to college?

    • agentksilver
      agentksilver
      November 4, 2010 at 1:24 am | #

      Maybe it’s her only clothing besides the motorcycle outfit?

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      November 4, 2010 at 1:41 am | #

      To help her get laid, obviously.

      • TexasNinjaBuzzard
        TexasNinjaBuzzard
        November 4, 2010 at 2:14 am | #

        By who, faculty? Are college kids really into the whole young’un fetish?

        • JackNapier
          JackNapier
          November 4, 2010 at 2:31 am | #

          I can only speak for a few people that I know but…yeah. They are.

          Or were you not looking for an answer to that question?

        • Sili
          Sili
          November 4, 2010 at 6:58 am | #

          No young: innocent, pure and virginal. Emphasis on Catholic, not schoolgirl.

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            November 4, 2010 at 4:03 pm | #

            Or, contrarily, ‘slutty as all hell’.

            (Gotta love duelling stereotypes.)

    • Someone
      Someone
      November 4, 2010 at 1:59 am | #

      As the outfits arrived ahead of her(as far as we know) they could have been shipped there by the family or

      • Trae Dorn
        Trae Dorn
        November 4, 2010 at 7:39 am | #

        She was there already — you can see her ride by on her motorbike while Walky and Billie are talking outside in an earlier strip

  13. JesseJanitect
    JesseJanitect
    November 4, 2010 at 12:48 am | #

    Assuming Walky wasn’t exaggerating last panel, Sal held up the convenience stores at 13 or 14. That’s…some kind of crazy badass! Kudos to the first person to draw fanart of Juvie Sal with a gun.

    Also, Bille major=Journalism?

    • Arthur
      Arthur
      November 4, 2010 at 7:33 am | #

      Nah, Sal wouldn’t use a gun. She’d hold up a place unarmed.
      … or with like a crossbow or something. A gun is just way too pedestrian.

      • Zakrael
        Zakrael
        November 4, 2010 at 9:59 am | #

        She’d be the child felon equivalent of the man who took part in the Normandy landings wielding a broadsword and longbow. Fighting Jack Churchill, I believe his name was.

        “Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed.”

      • Defcon64
        Defcon64
        November 4, 2010 at 10:32 am | #

        Maybe she’s really the one who tried to hold up that convenience store with a bat’leth (or however you spell that Klingon sword; too lazy to look it up now…). Seriously; Google it.

        • MrGBH
          MrGBH
          November 4, 2010 at 2:54 pm | #

          Well, at the risk of sounding geeky, the Bat’leth was designed by a martial artist to be an effective and realistic weapon.

  14. R
    R
    November 4, 2010 at 12:57 am | #

    Catholic schools do not tame wild children. They just make them hate Catholicism.

    • Nexa
      Nexa
      November 4, 2010 at 7:41 am | #

      Indeed

    • Shift
      Shift
      November 4, 2010 at 3:03 pm | #

      And learn how to manipulate the system more efficiently.

  15. agentksilver
    agentksilver
    November 4, 2010 at 1:29 am | #

    Oddly, this makes me more convinced that Sal and Jason will hook up in this universe. He’ll be this TA or adjunct professor. And older. And a bad girl would totally sleep with an older dude like that. And sleep with a jock like Tony, just for a thrill.

  16. TexasNinjaBuzzard
    TexasNinjaBuzzard
    November 4, 2010 at 2:18 am | #

    Oh, jaded teenagers of middle America, never stop being hilarious.

  17. JackNapier
    JackNapier
    November 4, 2010 at 2:32 am | #

    Wait, you made the sophomores do all the work? C’mon, Billie: that crap’s for freshmen and you know it!

    • No0ne
      No0ne
      November 4, 2010 at 3:10 am | #

      At my high school they did not let freshmen even work for the newspaper. Guess they wanted them to pass an english class first… Of course the fact that we had more than 2,000 students might of had something to do with it…

    • David
      David M Willis
      November 4, 2010 at 8:31 am | #

      Yeah, freshmen don’t get to be on the school newspaper staff.

      • Wackd
        Wackd
        November 4, 2010 at 12:55 pm | #

        I was writing for my school newspaper as a freshman, so…I guess it’s different everywhere.

  18. Heather
    Heather
    November 4, 2010 at 4:13 am | #

    I’m kind of surprised she got a boarding school and not juv. hall. or something.

    Then again I’m not American- is that true for ALL states or simply most? Even where it exists does it nearly always happen with a minor found guilty of such a crime like that? Wouldn’t holding up covenience stories get her quite a little while in there? Or would that sentence (if she got it) be short enough that being sent to catholic school for a few years be plausible?

    Mmmmm.

    (Continues to ship Joyce/Sal).

    • Joebo
      Joebo
      November 4, 2010 at 8:16 am | #

      It probably involved some sort of deal with the DA.

    • mpark6288
      mpark6288
      November 4, 2010 at 9:44 am | #

      For all we know it was more of a halfway house style boarding school, or something of that nature. It depends on the jurisdiction, the DA, and the actual circumstances of the crime. If she was an accomplice who didn’t have a weapon, or other mitigating circumstances.

    • Shift
      Shift
      November 4, 2010 at 2:35 pm | #

      Well, you have to remember, five years ago she probably would have been 12 or 13 years old. Assuming she didn’t act alone in the crime, the courts probably took it easy on her because of her age and other factors regarding the crimes.

      And then of course there is the fact we can’t say she didn’t go to Juvie. Assuming she just robbed the stores, and nothing else, she could have ended up going to juvie for a few months before her parents shipped her off to the Nun-Academy.

      And Judges in the American court system often give out unusual punishments for criminals. For example, that judge who made a slum lord living in his own crappy apartment for several months. The judge could have opted for a different punishement.

      • No0ne
        No0ne
        November 6, 2010 at 3:37 pm | #

        Or her parents shipped her out fo state before she could be tried, You never know…

    • Magnus369
      Magnus369
      September 26, 2011 at 2:21 am | #

      yes heather, here in a america we don’t send our criminals to prison, we send them to church.
      More than likely, being a bible belt area, it was felt reform in the lord was better than wasting tax payer dollars. And wtf is wrong with this damn thing claiming I keep misspelling america? POS spell check.

      Also- when did they have to do away with corporal punishment in the catholic schools? I was stuck in one of those hell holes until 89, and trust me… I got beaten daily, and I usually didn’t have to do squat.
      I swear those miserable bitties used it in place of sex.

  19. Bean
    Bean
    November 4, 2010 at 4:15 am | #

    Something’s been kind of nagging at the back of my mind about those school uniforms of Sal’s.

    Am I hallucinating, or are those the same uniforms Joyce and Walky wore back when they went to investigate that school that got frozen in time/dimensionally violated and they got all gender-reversed?

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      November 4, 2010 at 4:34 am | #

      I think Willis just can’t draw more than one type of school uniform :p

      Thato ther school was in Canada, completely opposite direction from Tenessee.

    • Trae Dorn
      Trae Dorn
      November 4, 2010 at 7:41 am | #

      Both were a reference to a comic called Avalon, which featured Canadian School kids.

  20. Osaru Sensei
    Osaru Sensei
    November 4, 2010 at 4:42 am | #

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatholicSchoolGirlsRule

    That is all.

    • SilverKunama
      SilverKunama
      November 4, 2010 at 2:03 pm | #

      Nooo! I was just about to go to bed!

      • DCHorror
        DCHorror
        November 4, 2010 at 11:20 pm | #

        At some point you got to ignore the…dang it. I opened another tab.

        • Osaru Sensei
          Osaru Sensei
          November 5, 2010 at 4:20 am | #

          My work is done. *Evil laugh*

          Google this handle for more shenanigans.

          (My Ruth avatar is fitting my personality. Awesome.)

  21. Shift
    Shift
    November 4, 2010 at 6:52 am | #

    TWO convenience stores? God, I feel like such an under-achiever.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      November 4, 2010 at 4:07 pm | #

      Come now, don’t sell yourself short. Most people don’t even knock over one convenience store, so you’re ahead of the game. >_>

      • No0ne
        No0ne
        November 6, 2010 at 3:39 pm | #

        I knocked on over once… literally… we were demolishing it to make room for a church/school and the store was abandoned on the lot that was bought by the church so we took hammers and low explosives to it. Sadly only the professional demo team was allowed to use the explosives.

  22. Joebo
    Joebo
    November 4, 2010 at 8:18 am | #

    Considering how bad Walky is making her out to be, I’d say that five years of Catholic School worked. I mean, she was actually interested in getting to class. To be perfectly honest, smoking and riding a motorcycle are pretty mild forms of rebellion.

    • Shift
      Shift
      November 4, 2010 at 2:28 pm | #

      Just because she goes to the first day of class, doesn’t mean she’s going to KEEP going to class. She doesn’t seem so much interested in class as looking for an excuse to not deal with her brother who she feels abandoned her for five years.

      • No0ne
        No0ne
        November 6, 2010 at 3:43 pm | #

        Also, you have to show up on the first day, after that you generally get a syllabus that tells you all your assignments for the rest of the class. Then (unless the prof makes showing up to class is a large part of your grade) you don’t even need to show up as long as you get your work done and you show up to complete the tests. It dpends largly on what the prof expects, at some colleges the professor is just there for research and required to teach a few classes so they really don’t care if you show up or not as long as you do work to earn your grade so they don’t get in trouble.

  23. XtraLargeRyan
    XtraLargeRyan
    November 4, 2010 at 12:03 pm | #

    being irish and all, i have no idea what a sohpomore is. anyone care to indulge? heard the word before, dunno what it is.

    • milk experiment
      milk experiment
      November 4, 2010 at 12:24 pm | #

      In a 4-year educational program like American high schools and colleges, the sophomore year is the second of the four. It’s also what you call someone who is currently in their sophomore year. As an adjective the word can describe the second thing in a series, like a musician’s “sophomore album.”

      Related to “sophomoric,” but the two can’t be used interchangeably.

    • R
      R
      November 4, 2010 at 12:26 pm | #

      In the US high school is four years long. A sophomore is a second year student. Freshmen are first year students, then sophomore, then junior and fourth year students (who are generally 18) are seniors.

      The naming convention holds true in 4 year Universities as well.

  24. Rachel
    Rachel
    November 4, 2010 at 1:47 pm | #

    I don’t know if I like this new Sal. She never seemed like a bad person by nature to me and all of her issues came from somewhere. Also, I miss the cute bro-sis bonding. A lot.

    • David
      David M Willis
      November 4, 2010 at 2:36 pm | #

      The bro-sis bonding was something that happened slowly over time in It’s Walky!. When it first started, they didn’t get along very well. Putting Sal a few states away for a few years before DoA was a means of recreating that early friction.

    • Mirsad
      Mirsad
      November 20, 2012 at 5:25 am | #

      Aurora B. July 30, 2011 I think she’s making this stuff up. This date doesn’t sound like a real pesorn. More like a character description from a bad romance novel or a women’s magazine fluff piece. A lot of her columns just don’t have a ring of truth IMO.

  25. MarkLar
    MarkLar
    November 4, 2010 at 2:22 pm | #

    The girls were way worse at catholic school then at public school. I was amazed when i switched into public school back in the day.

    • Shift
      Shift
      November 4, 2010 at 2:39 pm | #

      It’s like Jack McCoy from Law and Order said: “”When you’re raised by the Jesuits, you end up obedient or impertinent.”

  26. Rusty_Unycorn
    Rusty_Unycorn
    November 4, 2010 at 10:08 pm | #

    Oh dear. I would’ve expected her to find latex if she went looking Jesus. Leather is a bit more Nordic. Go you?
    -_-,

  27. Randonimity
    Randonimity
    November 4, 2010 at 10:31 pm | #

    I am liking Billie less and less but am still ambivalent about everyone else. It is still pretty early in the strip.

  28. Regalli
    Regalli
    May 18, 2012 at 6:17 pm | #

    Of course she wouldn’t find Jesus in a Catholic School in Tennessee. He’s watching The Avengers right now.

    … I had to say it.

  29. Mousa The 14
    Mousa The 14
    March 31, 2016 at 10:35 am | #

    for some Jesus and Leather are one in the same.

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