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JULY 8

Gross

by David on December 14, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Pajama Jeans

└ Tags: billie, dorothy, joyce, walky

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  1. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    December 14, 2011 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Oh Willis.

  2. Jacob
    Jacob
    December 14, 2011 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Wow, even Walky ships BilliexSal

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 14, 2011 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

      It’s like sex by proxy!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 14, 2011 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

      Joyce DOESN’T approve of this ship.

      • Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
        Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
        December 14, 2011 at 12:21 am | # | Reply

        And neither do I

      • wandering meme
        wandering meme
        December 14, 2011 at 1:43 am | # | Reply

        fanservice alert! and when exactly did walky get a “player’s grin” and pecs?

        What’d he just turn on the smoothness all of a sudden?

        • Undrave
          Undrave
          December 14, 2011 at 1:44 am | # | Reply

          it’s the water in the lake! GASP!

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 14, 2011 at 1:47 am | # | Reply

            It was the lady in the water.

            • lawzlo
              lawzlo
              December 14, 2011 at 2:31 am | # | Reply

              “Lady in the water”
              …
              That terrible M. Night Schlamalamadingdong movie?

              NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 14, 2011 at 2:39 am | # | Reply

                See, I was going much luder with the reference. Yes, terrible movie. But, suddenly Walky is suave? Coincidence!?

              • Historyman68
                Historyman68
                December 14, 2011 at 7:21 am | # | Reply

                Come on, really? Yeah, dude’s got a somewhat out-of-the-ordinary last name. That’s like calling George Lucas George Puke-as, or Michael Bay Michael Gay- criticize them for their work, not their God given names.

                Sorry, it’s just a pet peeve of mine.

                • Pat
                  Pat
                  December 14, 2011 at 10:32 am | #

                  I think most people just can’t spell his last name. I know I cant!

                • Raiser
                  Raiser
                  December 14, 2011 at 5:18 pm | #

                  Shyamalan. Not that hard to spell, people are just lazy.

                  (But Opinionated Internet Man! How does being unable to spell something on the internet beget laziness?)

                  Because websites like Google exist.
                  “What was that director guy’s name? The one that made all those movies with the twist at the end… M. Night something? I can’t spell his last name.”
                  http://bit.ly/sZuapZ
                  “OH, that’s what it was.”

                • OhHayMike
                  OhHayMike
                  December 14, 2011 at 5:28 pm | #

                  But it’s not always worth googling something just for the sake of posting a comment on a webcomic.

                • fezzam
                  fezzam
                  December 14, 2011 at 6:30 pm | #

                  Unsuprisingly “m night shamalamadingdong” comes up with the correct spelling as well.

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 14, 2011 at 6:36 pm | #

                  What a TWIST!

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  December 14, 2011 at 10:29 pm | #

                  @Historyman68: Did someone make fun of your name when you were a kid by any chance?

                • Historyman68
                  Historyman68
                  December 15, 2011 at 12:40 am | #

                  Well, Plasma, as a matter of fact, yes. I think most of us have, at some point. But the whole “let’s make fun of his name” just feels vaguely racist or ethnocentric or something. Like we’re saying he doesn’t deserve for his name to be spelled or pronounced correctly because it’s not something easy, like Jones or Smith. Like he doesn’t deserve our respect since he’s got a different-sounding name.

                  If he doesn’t deserve our respect because of his dumb movies, that’s fine (though I still think he gets a bad rap there too, but that’s a different story). But calling him M Night Shamalamadingdong just feels like a lazy ad hominem.

                  And I love puns, too! I… I guess I didn’t realize quite how strongly I felt about this?

                • lawzlo
                  lawzlo
                  December 15, 2011 at 1:14 am | #

                  I know that this post is coming about 24 hours too late to matter, and nobody will ever read it, but I figure I might as well respond, seeing as I started this mess.

                  Sorry if I offended anyone with my lame joke, but that really was all it was intended to be, a joke. You’re right in that I wrote the joke out of laziness. Not that I’m too lazy to google the correct spelling of Shyamalan, but because I’m too lazy to come up with a better joke than a lame “Rama lama ding dong” pun.

                  As far as possible racism or ethnocentrism go, I really didn’t mean it that way. I have nothing against people of Indian ancestry, it really was just a lame attempt at humor. I apologize if this was offensive.

                  If it makes any difference, I’m Polish American, and have a surname with a somewhat goofy spelling (no, I’m not posting my real name on the internet, sorry. that probably makes me a hypocrite). I have no problem with making fun of my own last name, or the surnames of my fellow vowel-challenged Poles.

                  Peace, everyone.

                • Thorulf
                  Thorulf
                  December 15, 2011 at 12:28 pm | #

                  As someone who took a great deal of teasing over my name while in school, I tend to agree with you.
                  However, my parents gave me my name. Not God. Just saying…

                • Historyman68
                  Historyman68
                  December 15, 2011 at 3:11 pm | #

                  I’m sorry, I probably over-reacted. I was more trying to make a general point for people to think about what they say than to pick on you. And Eastern European names can be hilarious, too! That’s a big part of my heritage, though that part of the family’s names are pretty tame (dad’s got a Norweigian name though, which is kind of ridiculous and kind of badass).

                  Anyway, all is forgiven, I apologize for making you feel bad about a silly joke. And Thorulf, I meant “God-given” as a common phrase, not literally that someone other than his parents ha bestowed his name upon him. But after my “pay attention to what you say” speech, it’s a good point, and I’d be a hypocrite to say otherwise.

                • David
                  David
                  December 15, 2011 at 3:21 pm | #

                  STOP BEING REASONABLE, ALL YOU GUYS. SOMEBODY CALL SOMEONE ELSE A NAZI.

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 15, 2011 at 5:53 pm | #

                  /\ I’m with NAZI.

                  Happy?

                • Lordphulish
                  Lordphulish
                  December 16, 2011 at 8:06 am | #

                  Shut up, you logic nazi! You know who ELSE wanted everyone to stop being resonable?

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 17, 2011 at 11:34 am | #

                  …Hitler!

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        December 14, 2011 at 4:32 am | # | Reply

        You know, if she’s familiar with shipping, you’d think she’d be more used to slash.

        • Historyman68
          Historyman68
          December 14, 2011 at 7:23 am | # | Reply

          Joyce’s comfort zone is a finely-tuned instrument.

          • Raiser
            Raiser
            December 14, 2011 at 5:23 pm | # | Reply

            Joyce’s comfort zone is capable of restructuring base (and sometimes crass) concepts into family-friendly misconceptions while neatly shielding her from that which disturbs her.

            Of course, like any finely-tuned instrument, it’s also likely rather fragile and capable of breaking in twain with hardly any effort if someone were to actually apply pressure.

      • Kaolla
        Kaolla
        January 6, 2012 at 5:48 pm | # | Reply

        Well I sure do :3

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      December 14, 2011 at 1:44 am | # | Reply

      Walky has seen OUR internet!!

  3. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    December 14, 2011 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Curse you Willis!

  4. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    December 14, 2011 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Interesting….

    • Jacob
      Jacob
      December 14, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

      Wait, is Dorothy ogling Walky?

      • dchorror
        dchorror
        December 14, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

        She’s imagining him with boobs.

        • Sporkaganza
          Sporkaganza
          December 14, 2011 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

          Why do I want to see Dorothy in the middle of a love triangle with Walky and Sal both after her now?

          Oh right, cuz it’d be awesome.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 14, 2011 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

          Walky With Boobs

          • Joraiem
            Joraiem
            December 14, 2011 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

            Why does this scare me more than Amber’s fantasy Batman?

            • iSaidCandleja-
              iSaidCandleja-
              December 14, 2011 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

              As always, it’s the eyes.

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 14, 2011 at 1:42 am | # | Reply

                Dorothy’s look is so much more potent with that edit.

                • Historyman68
                  Historyman68
                  December 14, 2011 at 7:25 am | #

                  That’s an unsettling avatar you got there.

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 14, 2011 at 4:04 pm | #

                  You love it.

          • Jerricho
            Jerricho
            December 14, 2011 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

            Less disturbing Walky With Boobs

            • Viktoria
              Viktoria
              December 14, 2011 at 1:15 am | # | Reply

              I found that one creepier. Somehow the fast edit is less uncanny valley about it.

            • vlademir1
              vlademir1
              December 14, 2011 at 5:05 am | # | Reply

              Thank you. For some reason, likely because I failed to read the name before looking, that was what I had expected Plasma Mongoose had linked to.

            • ImaginationRunningWild
              ImaginationRunningWild
              December 16, 2011 at 2:54 am | # | Reply

              Can I say that male Joyce in adorable? ooh how about male joyce and male walky…mmmmmm….

          • wandering meme
            wandering meme
            December 14, 2011 at 1:44 am | # | Reply

            *shudder*

          • Valdrax
            Valdrax
            December 14, 2011 at 4:27 am | # | Reply

            Given how much fast food he eats, I’m surprised he doesn’t already have boobs.
            (Also, didn’t he have a pot belly?)

            • Rokk
              Rokk
              December 14, 2011 at 4:59 am | # | Reply

              He still has a metabolism *nods* One swim in the lake and all the maths books he’s been carrying and those extra fatty bits disappear right off.

              ((Also, I think in DoAverse he’s only been on the fast food diet a week. Maybe two? I doubt his parents would have let him eat nothing but fast food right off.))

            • Historyman68
              Historyman68
              December 14, 2011 at 7:27 am | # | Reply

              He’s probably sucking in his gut, too. As guys at the beach are wont to do around girls.

        • Kirt Dankmyer
          Kirt Dankmyer
          December 14, 2011 at 9:25 am | # | Reply

          I actually think she’s just disgusted, guys. :)

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            December 14, 2011 at 10:52 am | # | Reply

            She looks more alarmed to me, possibly in a “well now this is a conversation I wasn’t expecting…I’ll be over here” kind of way.

      • wandering meme
        wandering meme
        December 14, 2011 at 1:48 am | # | Reply

        yeah dorothy, we see you checkin’ him out!

  5. addude
    addude
    December 14, 2011 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    I don’t know who to agree with Joyce or Walky

  6. LauraS
    LauraS
    December 14, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Yay! In-universe shipping wars!

  7. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 14, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Are you seriously telling us that you didn’t create today’s comic in responce to our comments?

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 14, 2011 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

      Psst! I think he’s trying to tell us something.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 14, 2011 at 12:32 am | # | Reply

        That there are iceburgs heading towards our ships?

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          December 14, 2011 at 7:37 pm | # | Reply

          The captain always goes down with his ship!

    • Joraiem
      Joraiem
      December 14, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

      No, he created this comic in ANTICIPATION of our comments.

      • MichaelHaneline
        MichaelHaneline
        December 14, 2011 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

        WILLS SEES ALL! WILLIS KNOWS ALL!

    • David
      David
      December 14, 2011 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

      Dude. Three week buffer.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        December 14, 2011 at 12:21 am | # | Reply

        Guess you know us pretty well, then, huh.

        • iSaidCandleja-
          iSaidCandleja-
          December 14, 2011 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

          Or he stole a tardis.

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 14, 2011 at 1:42 am | # | Reply

            Hey-oh!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 14, 2011 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

        Three EARTH weeks? :P

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          December 14, 2011 at 1:43 am | # | Reply

          If it was a three DOA week buffer, we’d have comics clear through the end of the world.

        • Andrusi
          Andrusi
          December 14, 2011 at 10:33 am | # | Reply

          I’m curious what other kind of “week” you think he could mean.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            December 14, 2011 at 3:23 pm | # | Reply

            Three Jupiter weeks which equals 8 days 7 hours and 40 mins.

      • Kirt Dankmyer
        Kirt Dankmyer
        December 14, 2011 at 9:26 am | # | Reply

        Pffft, it’s be trivial to insert a comic into the buffer if you really wanted. Well, not “trivial,” as it’d involve all the work of drawing the strip, but still.

        That said, I like the idea that the shipping comments are that predictable.

        • David
          David
          December 14, 2011 at 9:54 am | # | Reply

          Eh, truth be told, moving around comics on WordPress is a real bitch. Given that I’m three weeks ahead, not only do I have to delete three weeks worth of post pages, but each comic downloads into four separate folders with different versions of the image. (Normal, archive, RSS, thumbnail) So just to insert one comic, I’d have to spend time removing all that, renumbering everything, reuploading and retagging everything…

          Not a breeze, no. S’not like the old Autokeen days when all you have to do is rename files in FTP.

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 14, 2011 at 4:18 pm | # | Reply

            But you do it, because you’re a GOD DAMN CHAMPION

            -group high-five-!

            • Random Webcomics Junkie
              Random Webcomics Junkie
              December 14, 2011 at 10:40 pm | # | Reply

              No, he does them three weeks ahead because he’s a goddamn[ed] champion.

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 14, 2011 at 11:23 pm | # | Reply

                That’s actually what I meant.

      • Icalasari
        Icalasari
        December 16, 2011 at 12:35 am | # | Reply

        You know your fanbase too well then

  8. dchorror
    dchorror
    December 14, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    A couple of months of just mcnuggets, and that could just be you, Walky.

    • Andrew Colunga
      Andrew Colunga
      December 14, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

      The mcnugget diet is clearly the way to go. I mean come on, just look at those results!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 14, 2011 at 12:47 am | # | Reply

        It’s the hormones in the chickens that did it.

      • Blob Marley
        Blob Marley
        December 14, 2011 at 12:49 am | # | Reply

        Dotty appreciates it.

  9. sreiches
    sreiches
    December 14, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Now, is Dorothy’s sideways glance in the last panel one of derision or, and stay with me on this for a second, could it be that she’s actually checking Walky out?

    Dun dun dun

    • Joraiem
      Joraiem
      December 14, 2011 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

      Oh, I thought she was just going “Oh wow, Sal really IS Walky with boobs. Aside from the personality, the clothes, and the hair, I mean.”

  10. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    December 14, 2011 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    This is what would happen if you let your fans take over writing duties, Willis.

    Except that there would already be a lesbian sex scene going on by panel 4.

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 14, 2011 at 1:44 am | # | Reply

      Like letting Moffat do head writing duties. “ALL VILLAINS ARE ELUSIVE!!!”

      • LauraS
        LauraS
        December 14, 2011 at 11:53 am | # | Reply

        C’mon. Doctor Who’s been going on for so long, they don’t have much of a choice but to let a fan write it. Beats putting a non-fan in charge, anyway.

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          December 14, 2011 at 4:05 pm | # | Reply

          There isn’t anybody left working on it that didn’t watch it as a kid XD

          • Doctor_Who
            Doctor_Who
            December 14, 2011 at 6:47 pm | # | Reply

            Actually, Matt Smith didn’t. He was only about 5 or 6 when it was canceled.

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              December 14, 2011 at 6:51 pm | # | Reply

              …Egg on face.

              Very good, sir.

            • Bill M.
              Bill M.
              December 14, 2011 at 11:05 pm | # | Reply

              I thought Matt Smith was a fan of Troughton’s Doctor…

              • Blue
                Blue
                December 15, 2011 at 11:09 pm | # | Reply

                Yeah, but he didn’t really get into it until he was picked or at least under consideration for the role.

                In contrast to DT, who went into acting to try to play the Doctor.

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 17, 2011 at 11:37 am | #

                  And now is a feller covered in ammo: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2654125568/tt1438176

                  It’s so absurd, I must watch it.

  11. Ryan
    Ryan
    December 14, 2011 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Surprise, the church girl thinks two girls getting it on is gross. Shock and awe.

    • Thor
      Thor
      December 14, 2011 at 12:48 am | # | Reply

      The question is, does she actually feel that way, or is she simply reacting in the way she’s been trained to react?

      In other words, has she ever taken the time to examine her feelings on this outside of a religious/cultural context? And for that matter, has she ever needed to?

      • Ian
        Ian
        December 14, 2011 at 1:41 am | # | Reply

        Why should she?

      • vlademir1
        vlademir1
        December 14, 2011 at 5:30 am | # | Reply

        Considering that viewing anything without the lens of our culture is a skill few of us learn and almost none of us ever master I’d doubt her ever actually doing so.
        Aside from that, it doesn’t invalidate those feelings as one’s own simply by the fact they’re feelings one is conditioned into, especially as typically one only deeply analyzes such conditioning when one’s own feelings run counter to it.

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        December 14, 2011 at 7:31 am | # | Reply

        That’s what college is for- challenging your preconceptions and shit. I’ll bet once Joyce gets to be friends with actual open gays in/looking for committed relationships, she’ll get that they’re not that different. Her “find a husband” instincts might not be too different from Ethan’s.

      • Raiser
        Raiser
        December 14, 2011 at 5:29 pm | # | Reply

        Intellectual, introspective retrospection is hardly common these days.

        I mean, shit, if I paid attention to the idiocy I’ve been prone to in the past, I wouldn’t read comment threads or post.

        Imagine, me clamming up because I hate being misunderstood. Ha! That’s more likely than me giving up my enjoyment of Sonic the Hedgehog, Dynasty Warriors, and Monster Hunter.

        (I really should shut up sometimes, though.)

        • johannhowitzer
          johannhowitzer
          December 14, 2011 at 6:32 pm | # | Reply

          I have the same problem. Sometimes I remember to shut up, usually the fifth post down after everyone’s taken everything I’ve said every single wrong way possible, and I’ve been personally attacked over it.

          Just goes to show I need to keep a normal bedtime. I’m much more eloquent before 2AM.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 14, 2011 at 1:07 am | # | Reply

      Looks like my theory is correct after all.

    • Viktoria
      Viktoria
      December 14, 2011 at 1:17 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, I’ve waffled on Joyce in the past. Every time I think “She’s not so bad”, she hits a new low. This, though…she needs to change her opinion. As-is, I don’t even want to read about her.

      • a99steaksauce
        a99steaksauce
        December 14, 2011 at 4:02 am | # | Reply

        dude, could YOU see billie and sal doin it? Its like beauty, beast, and the drunkard. You can figure out how that works out.

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          December 14, 2011 at 10:21 am | # | Reply

          “Here we are, the perfect pair… Beauty and the Beast. Mind you, if anybody calls you Beast, I’ll rip their lungs out.”

      • Mary-Su
        Mary-Su
        December 14, 2011 at 7:12 am | # | Reply

        I can’t say that’s entirely fair – I’m not Joyce’s biggest fan, but she is not the first Freshman in college to ever be ignorant of the GLBTQ people/issues/community/etc. One of my best friends was from a small town, she wasn’t extremely religious, but homosexuals and lesbians weren’t accepted or understood in her town. Was she a little grossed out at the prospect of two guys making out when she first heard about it? Yeah. Everyone in her town would have been too. Has she gotten over it since then? Very much so. She’s one of the most understanding people I know. Joyce has only been off her island for about a week. I’ve yet to see anyone change their home rooted opinions quite that fast. (She also, to her knowledge, doesn’t have a gay or lesbian friend, and would have less of a reason to change her mind anytime soon.)

      • Pat
        Pat
        December 14, 2011 at 10:40 am | # | Reply

        All she said was that Billie saying “I’d sooner do his sister is gross,” and I think I kinda I agree with her.
        Her reason for this may be anti-gay prejudice, but it seems like a big assumption to me. She said one, little, very specific thing.

        • Pat
          Pat
          December 14, 2011 at 10:41 am | # | Reply

          Er, that should be ‘”I’d sooner do his sister” is gross’*

      • LauraS
        LauraS
        December 14, 2011 at 11:59 am | # | Reply

        She’ll grow out of it. That’s how I felt years ago. Homosexuality had never really registered on my radar, so my default reaction was “ew, gross.” Gradually, as I was exposed to the real world more and more, I got over it. ‘Course, that was back in middle school.

        • johannhowitzer
          johannhowitzer
          December 14, 2011 at 6:37 pm | # | Reply

          Gender trend (not always true): women are more easily disgusted by mental images, and in general grossed out. So, farting in bed, bathroom talk at the dinner table, and the idea of sex while not actually having sex with someone you love. I mean, I’ve heard hundreds of complains from women about how “I don’t need to see that” with regard to a guy’s junk; doesn’t keep them from enjoying said junk in the heat of passion.

          I think that may be what’s going on with Joyce here, nothing more.

          • Pat
            Pat
            December 15, 2011 at 11:30 am | # | Reply

            Yes, you’re right, women have an exaggerated and ridiculous reaction to naked men far more often than straight men do… oh wait…

            • johannhowitzer
              johannhowitzer
              December 17, 2011 at 6:44 pm | # | Reply

              I know quite a few girls who are grossed out by other naked girls. The majority of girls I’ve known have not made any comment one way or the other, though; it’s not a topic that comes up often. Would be an interesting survey to take, though I’m not sure I have the expertise to do it…

              Can’t speak for the rest of my gender, but I am not personally disgusted by nude men. Just indifferent. I’d be uncomfortable around a bunch of creepy guys in a communal shower, but that’s more about what they might possibly do to me.

    • lawzlo
      lawzlo
      December 14, 2011 at 2:47 am | # | Reply

      She thinks it’s gross now… but just wait ’til she tries it!

      Prediction: Joyce will experiment with alternative lifestyles sometime in the vague future.

      • AndrewFoose
        AndrewFoose
        December 14, 2011 at 8:27 am | # | Reply

        And the world knowledgeable Sal will be the one to teach it to her.

        • Random Webcomics Junkie
          Random Webcomics Junkie
          December 14, 2011 at 10:44 pm | # | Reply

          Oh god. Mind just blown.

          Sal and Joyce are from completely different universes. The prospect of them actually connecting on any real level hadn’t occurred to me as even a vague possibility yet.

          • CWR
            CWR
            December 15, 2011 at 6:41 am | # | Reply

            Even though Sal is apparently just “Walky with boobs” and the Joyce and Walky the comic strip ran for years?

            I’m just kidding – it’s weird.

          • johannhowitzer
            johannhowitzer
            December 17, 2011 at 6:45 pm | # | Reply

            Not on a sexual level as that would probably be traumatic to Joyce, but I am interested to see where their friendship goes. That could potentially be a VERY interesting dynamic.

  12. ParkRNDL
    ParkRNDL
    December 14, 2011 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    There’s a fourth wall something or other going on here, but I’m not sure exactly what. Like maybe they’re hearing the Comments through it.

  13. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    December 14, 2011 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Has Joyce just admitted to obsessively scouring the internet for the most perverted fanfiction she could find?

    • iSaidCandleja-
      iSaidCandleja-
      December 14, 2011 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

      Why do I think Veggie Tales are involved?

      • Ridureyu
        Ridureyu
        December 14, 2011 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

        Well, half of them are cucumbers.

        • Blob Marley
          Blob Marley
          December 14, 2011 at 1:23 am | # | Reply

          Upvote

        • Bill M.
          Bill M.
          December 14, 2011 at 11:11 pm | # | Reply

          Wait… Bob’s a tomato, Larry’s a cucumber, Junior & Archibald are both asparagus, then there’s Pa Grape, Mr. Lunt, Jimmy, and Jerry are gourds…

          You know what? Just go here… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_VeggieTales_characters

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 14, 2011 at 3:26 pm | # | Reply

        Don’t forget the cumquats.

        • johannhowitzer
          johannhowitzer
          December 14, 2011 at 6:38 pm | # | Reply

          You have ruined that word for me.

    • Jetstream
      Jetstream
      December 14, 2011 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

      Puts the tagline I saw on one of their DVDs (“A story about OBEDIENCE”) in a whole new light, donnit?

  14. TaZZerath
    TaZZerath
    December 14, 2011 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Willis, you fanservice rascal! :)

  15. Joraiem
    Joraiem
    December 14, 2011 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Bringing up two opposing ships in the same comic?

    DAVID WILLIS – MASTER TROLL

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 14, 2011 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

      Indeed.

    • ryan
      ryan
      December 14, 2011 at 8:36 am | # | Reply

      why must they be opposing ships? can’t they be more like lifeboats on a much larger, all-encompassing ship?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 14, 2011 at 3:27 pm | # | Reply

        Remember that on the internet, most ships are battleships.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          December 14, 2011 at 7:39 pm | # | Reply

          I am now imagining a game of Fandom Battleship.

          • CWR
            CWR
            December 15, 2011 at 6:44 am | # | Reply

            Just ships that pass in the night. Or in Walky’s case, pass gas.

        • johannhowitzer
          johannhowitzer
          December 17, 2011 at 6:46 pm | # | Reply

          Only problem with battleships is they get sunk so much…

  16. Tunasammich
    Tunasammich
    December 14, 2011 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Ha! I love “Surprise, I’ve seen the internet!” XD

    • Joraiem
      Joraiem
      December 14, 2011 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

      I know! But wait, if Joyce has seen the internet, and the internet is for porn…

      =O

      • iSaidCandleja-
        iSaidCandleja-
        December 14, 2011 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

        You’re a pervert. Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the Internet.

        • Joraiem
          Joraiem
          December 14, 2011 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

          I was… it’s a reference.

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W31ue-9u4z4&feature=fvst

          Jeez.

          • Blob Marley
            Blob Marley
            December 14, 2011 at 1:25 am | # | Reply

            Candlejack (aside from doing the meme wrong) was also referencing that song. The part where Kate is ta

          • Pat
            Pat
            December 14, 2011 at 10:43 am | # | Reply

            … How do you not notice that that’s a line from not only the same show but the same song that you were referencing?

        • Freefall
          Freefall
          December 14, 2011 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

          I believe Joraiem was quoting the musical Avenue Q, Candleja–there is a song called “The Internet is for Porn” which is somewhat of a meme on youtube.

          • Freefall
            Freefall
            December 14, 2011 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

            and of course he beat me to his own defense anyway

            • lokitsu
              lokitsu
              December 14, 2011 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

              iSaidCandleja was quoting Avenue Q too.

            • NakedDumblydore
              NakedDumblydore
              December 14, 2011 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

              Okay, you guys obviously don’t know the song you’re referencing well enough, because iSaidCandleja is playing along with you.

        • NakedDumblydore
          NakedDumblydore
          December 14, 2011 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

          Oh?? You have no idea! Ready, normal people?!

          • Jerricho
            Jerricho
            December 14, 2011 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

            Ready!

            • Blob Marley
              Blob Marley
              December 14, 2011 at 1:25 am | # | Reply

              Ready!

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 14, 2011 at 1:50 am | # | Reply

                Ready!

                • Bill M.
                  Bill M.
                  December 14, 2011 at 11:12 pm | #

                  Ready!

          • insomniac
            insomniac
            December 14, 2011 at 1:57 am | # | Reply

            Ready!

        • iSaidCandleja-
          iSaidCandleja-
          December 14, 2011 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

          Wow, I’ve never been above so many people’s heads. What line causes the normal people to join the chorus?

          • Joraiem
            Joraiem
            December 14, 2011 at 12:53 am | # | Reply

            Whoops!

            Been about a year since I’ve heard it, and I didn’t actually watch the video today caaause youtube’s a bitch.

            • vlademir1
              vlademir1
              December 14, 2011 at 5:38 am | # | Reply

              Heh. I have <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Avenue-2003-Original-Broadway-Cast/dp/B0000BZK1R"the soundtrack for a reason… there are just so many good songs in the play, besides just the above, with so many interesting observations on the human condition in modern first world countries.

          • Michelle J Caboose
            Michelle J Caboose
            December 14, 2011 at 10:24 am | # | Reply

            “Lemme hear it!”

        • Bill M.
          Bill M.
          December 14, 2011 at 11:12 pm | # | Reply

          You have no idea…

        • Lordphulish
          Lordphulish
          December 16, 2011 at 8:10 am | # | Reply

          Ready normal people?!

      • dchorror
        dchorror
        December 14, 2011 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

        You just know she found rule 34 of Jesus.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          December 14, 2011 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

          some folks just loooove Jesus.

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          December 14, 2011 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

          Now, was it the Jesus Fucking Christ, or the JesusXPikachu…cuz we need to know just what her inevitable psychotic break is going to involve.

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 14, 2011 at 1:51 am | # | Reply

            Now I’m starting to see the MAJOR differences with Joyce. OldJoyce would have had an aneurysm just trying to find a torrent, never-mind investigating memes.

        • Zaratustra
          Zaratustra
          December 14, 2011 at 12:33 am | # | Reply

          She has a 10-chapter Homestuck fanfic where John helps Rose find Jesus.

          • Joraiem
            Joraiem
            December 14, 2011 at 12:53 am | # | Reply

            I think there’s too much fucking language in Homestuck for Joyce.

      • DagonXIII
        DagonXIII
        December 14, 2011 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

        Don’t worry she’s only ‘seen’ the internet. As in across the room with close parental supervision.

      • Pat
        Pat
        December 14, 2011 at 10:46 am | # | Reply

        Hold on a minute!
        Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Joraiem, read webcomics and post commentary online.

  17. The Sound Defense
    The Sound Defense
    December 14, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Joyce with the save. Walky lives to see another day.

  18. Brendan
    Brendan
    December 14, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    She found this funny comic once about high school rivals…

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 14, 2011 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

      Please tell me you’re not talking about what I think you are.

      NICE BOAT.

      • Brendan
        Brendan
        December 14, 2011 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

        …um, no. I don’t think I’m talking about what you think I am. NICE BOAT wasn’t a webcomic, and the one I was thinking of… I guess had a kind of NICE BOAT-ish moment toward the end, but that’s not what this is a reference to.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          December 14, 2011 at 1:34 am | # | Reply

          Oh thank god. I don’t think Joyce could handle that much mind-break.

    • The E-man
      The E-man
      December 16, 2011 at 3:00 am | # | Reply

      I LOVE PENNY & AGGIE!

  19. iSaidCandleja-
    iSaidCandleja-
    December 14, 2011 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Walky, your logic is infallible. As are your pecs. Everything you are doing today makes you look mighty attractive and you aren’t even trying are you?

    • Blob Marley
      Blob Marley
      December 14, 2011 at 1:27 am | # | Reply

      Remember that fan theory that Walky is actually a gorram super-genius and he masks his intellect in a layer of nachitos and comic books?

      Starting to seem credible, right?

      • Rex Hondo
        Rex Hondo
        December 14, 2011 at 1:42 am | # | Reply

        http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ObfuscatingStupidity

        • Blob Marley
          Blob Marley
          December 14, 2011 at 12:50 pm | # | Reply

          http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/b/b9/I%27ll_just_look_at_this_one_article_on_tvtropes.jpg

          • Rex Hondo
            Rex Hondo
            December 15, 2011 at 12:32 am | # | Reply

            Drat! You’ve seen through my cunning and meticulously laid trap!

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 14, 2011 at 1:45 am | # | Reply

        I think they may have gotten that theory from somewhere…

      • f.p.
        f.p.
        December 14, 2011 at 2:52 am | # | Reply

        That’s not really a “fan theory” considering Walky basically admitted as much in the other universe. I suppose it’s always possible that this version *is* really an idiot, but I doubt it.

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          December 14, 2011 at 4:41 am | # | Reply

          Basically? Proof positive, from the other universe:

          http://www.itswalky.com/d/20030205.html

          • f.p.
            f.p.
            December 14, 2011 at 5:22 am | # | Reply

            “Basically” meaning “I don’t want to be responsible for finding the solid evidence for my vague recollection of stuff I read a couple of years ago.” No comment on whether that’s directly relevant to the topic…

            • Blob Marley
              Blob Marley
              December 14, 2011 at 12:42 pm | # | Reply

              Well, in the other universe he was abducted by aliens, so I’m trying not to assume that everything is just carbon-copied.

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 14, 2011 at 4:07 pm | # | Reply

                It’s hard to separate sometimes.

              • f.p.
                f.p.
                December 15, 2011 at 1:59 am | # | Reply

                I could be mistaken, but when Walky lists his abductee powers to Joyce, I’m pretty sure enhanced intelligence isn’t one of them.

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 15, 2011 at 4:58 am | #

                  Yeah, he was actually just smart. Good genes is what I think it was chalked up to.

  20. DagonXIII
    DagonXIII
    December 14, 2011 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    I think this is my favorite strip of anything ever.
    Willis you are an evil Genius; please don’t stop…

  21. YEAAAAAAAAH
    YEAAAAAAAAH
    December 14, 2011 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Biting tongues = Gross in DoA universe

  22. iSaidCandleja-
    iSaidCandleja-
    December 14, 2011 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Nobody has pointed out that Billie’s objection isn’t to dating Sal. It’s to dating a roommate.

    • Sporkaganza
      Sporkaganza
      December 14, 2011 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

      Oh my god, Walky’s sleazy face in the last panel.

      • Blob Marley
        Blob Marley
        December 14, 2011 at 1:28 am | # | Reply

        He’s making a Joe face.

    • Sporkaganza
      Sporkaganza
      December 14, 2011 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

      Whoops I didn’t mean to reply to your post.

      But yeah, I noticed that too. I am shipping BilliexSal hard I can’t even believe it.

      • Brendan
        Brendan
        December 14, 2011 at 1:43 am | # | Reply

        I’ve known enough roomates who’ve hooked up NOT to ship that.

        Billie/Chihiro, on the other hand… poor girl must be lonely since she was dropped for an Amazon.

    • Brendan
      Brendan
      December 14, 2011 at 1:41 am | # | Reply

      That seemed too obvious to point out.

      The fact that Walky said he could set them up, I’m surprised no one pointed out.

  23. Null Set
    Null Set
    December 14, 2011 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

    This is the perfect storm of shiptease.

  24. Blue
    Blue
    December 14, 2011 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Why do I get the sense Joyce is talking to us commenters in panel 2?

    Though from her reaction to Billie/Sal, it seems she hasn’t seen anything that isn’t het.

    • Brendan
      Brendan
      December 14, 2011 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

      It’s the Internet. Whatever you’re looking for, you have seen EVERYTHING.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        December 14, 2011 at 1:15 am | # | Reply

        And what you have seen, you can never forget.

      • vlademir1
        vlademir1
        December 14, 2011 at 5:44 am | # | Reply

        So it’s like being Patrick Stewart?

    • Tylertlat
      Tylertlat
      December 14, 2011 at 9:20 am | # | Reply

      I definitely got the same feeling on panel two.

  25. NF
    NF
    December 14, 2011 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

    Must fight image of Walky’s last line…Must fight image…Image winning!!!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 14, 2011 at 5:40 am | # | Reply

      YOU CANNOT FIGHT IT!

  26. Wackd
    Wackd
    December 14, 2011 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

    This honestly doesn’t surprise me. Joyce knows Twilight. She has to know what shipping is.

    What does surprise me is her meta-ness. This feels off to me for some reason. Can’t put my finger on it.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      December 14, 2011 at 9:11 am | # | Reply

      From time to time, we get a strip that throws a wink to the fan base.

      This strip is basically winking its ever-lovin’ eyelid off.

  27. NakedDumblydore
    NakedDumblydore
    December 14, 2011 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

    Much as I love Walky’s Joe-face in the last panel, I love his disgusted face in the third panel even more! :D

  28. Brendan
    Brendan
    December 14, 2011 at 12:30 am | # | Reply

    Walky, stop perving out over your “sister” and actual sister.

  29. beeftony
    beeftony
    December 14, 2011 at 12:33 am | # | Reply

    Joyce, shipping people IRL is creepy. Telling them about it is even more creepy.

    Also, how can you have been to those parts of the internet and still be such a Polyanna?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 14, 2011 at 12:43 am | # | Reply

      The Internet changes people, you know.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 14, 2011 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

        It certainly changed me.

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          December 14, 2011 at 11:15 am | # | Reply

          And still does… Every day, apparently… ^_~

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            December 14, 2011 at 12:12 pm | # | Reply

            Would you believe involuntary shapeshifting?

            • Michelle J Caboose
              Michelle J Caboose
              December 14, 2011 at 4:27 pm | # | Reply

              oooh, you almost got me to click on that… My whole day would have been shot! That was a close one!

              [clicks on the link anyway]

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 14, 2011 at 7:35 pm | # | Reply

                Oh no… Not TV Tropes….

                I would never go there.

    • Blue
      Blue
      December 14, 2011 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

      …then I must have very creepy friends. .___.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 14, 2011 at 1:36 am | # | Reply

      It’s all a facade. She’s secretly horribly disturbed on the inside. She says this stuff because she wants someone to kill her.

  30. Jesse
    Jesse
    December 14, 2011 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

    I predict Billie being shipped with Walky, Sal, or both, depending on the individual shippers. At least, more than usual, this being the internet and all.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      December 14, 2011 at 1:51 am | # | Reply

      I just want to see Billie get some action myself, either of the Walkerton is fine :p

  31. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 14, 2011 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

    I can totally see Joyce shipping characters while posting messages in Twilight forums.

    • Blue
      Blue
      December 14, 2011 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

      This makes perfect sense for Joyce’s shipping exposure.

      • StClair
        StClair
        December 15, 2011 at 4:14 am | # | Reply

        “I’m Team Jacob!” ^_^

  32. Aizat
    Aizat
    December 14, 2011 at 12:42 am | # | Reply

    Yeah right Walky.

  33. Thor
    Thor
    December 14, 2011 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

    And this is now my second favorite strip with Walky in it of all time.

    And for some reason, I can already picture Walky with boobs…

  34. Blob Marley
    Blob Marley
    December 14, 2011 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

    Somehow almost unfazed by implications of lesbianism. I’m impressed, Joyce.

    Also, Willis, that joke is way too meta. I love it.

  35. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    December 14, 2011 at 12:49 am | # | Reply

    And longer hair, too. :P

  36. Henry
    Henry
    December 14, 2011 at 12:51 am | # | Reply

    Dorothy is thinking “Oh God, need brain bleach.”

  37. Joraiem
    Joraiem
    December 14, 2011 at 12:52 am | # | Reply

    I just realized Walky shaves his pits.

    Seems strangely… out of character.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      December 14, 2011 at 1:07 am | # | Reply

      Shaves? You think he can actually grow anything?

    • f.p.
      f.p.
      December 14, 2011 at 12:18 pm | # | Reply

      The abrasive Nachito crumbs in Walky’s bed grind away excess body hair and exfoliate his skin like a pumice stone, as the discomfort they create causes him to constantly toss and turn. This constant movement exercises all muscle groups, accounting for his lean, toned figure.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 14, 2011 at 3:32 pm | # | Reply

        Fasinating theory you got there.

  38. IamtheMasterPlan
    IamtheMasterPlan
    December 14, 2011 at 1:01 am | # | Reply

    Whoa whoa whoa, what is this “internet” thing you speak of?

  39. Doom Shepherd
    Doom Shepherd
    December 14, 2011 at 1:02 am | # | Reply

    She says no, but her Y-Y-Y says Y-Y-Yes.

    • Joebo
      Joebo
      December 14, 2011 at 1:09 am | # | Reply

      what exactly is her “Y-Y-Y”?

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 14, 2011 at 1:45 am | # | Reply

        SUPER CHROMOSOMES!

      • f.p.
        f.p.
        December 14, 2011 at 5:31 am | # | Reply

        Probably referring to Billie’s “YYYeah,” on the last panel.

        • Doom Shepherd
          Doom Shepherd
          December 14, 2011 at 2:42 pm | # | Reply

          I thought that was obvious… guess not.

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 14, 2011 at 4:16 pm | # | Reply

            I guess, she’s all into that.

            YEEEAAAHHHH!

  40. Aizat
    Aizat
    December 14, 2011 at 1:04 am | # | Reply

    Again, he said no but the last part seems too…..ship worthy.

  41. Joebo
    Joebo
    December 14, 2011 at 1:08 am | # | Reply

    Damn you Willis…Damn you.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 14, 2011 at 1:10 am | # | Reply

      I feel your pain. I was shipping Billie and Walky too.

      • Blob Marley
        Blob Marley
        December 14, 2011 at 1:30 am | # | Reply

        Ships with Willis are like character deaths with George R R Martin. Until you’ve seen the corpse, NOTHING IS DEAD.

        • f.p.
          f.p.
          December 14, 2011 at 12:07 pm | # | Reply

          I dunno. Ethan-plus-any-female-character seems pretty well shot.

          • f.p.
            f.p.
            December 14, 2011 at 12:26 pm | # | Reply

            Or is that equivalent to seeing the corpse?

            • Blob Marley
              Blob Marley
              December 14, 2011 at 12:43 pm | # | Reply

              Yeah, that’s pretty much the corpse.

  42. Ter
    Ter
    December 14, 2011 at 1:17 am | # | Reply

    I just imagined Walky with boobs.

    And yes, I realize what my Gravatar is, thank you very much.

  43. Lee
    Lee
    December 14, 2011 at 1:26 am | # | Reply

    Shipper on deck!!

  44. Tucker
    Tucker
    December 14, 2011 at 1:46 am | # | Reply

    I have a confession to make… I totally read this comic while eating Amazing Spider-Man themed Alpha Ghetti. Hail to the king, baby!

  45. Locke
    Locke
    December 14, 2011 at 1:49 am | # | Reply

    CAN’T. UNSEE.

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 14, 2011 at 10:30 am | # | Reply

      http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g194/WitchyWebcomics/My%20Motivationals/ItsTooLate.jpg

      I’ll leave to Plasma to decide whether he wants to “fix” it… ^_~

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 14, 2011 at 4:04 pm | # | Reply

        Isn’t that cute, his eyes were smiling.

        8^0

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 14, 2011 at 4:15 pm | # | Reply

      I find this comment quite funny. As, you know, Locke was all about knowledge through experience….

      XD

  46. Rex Hondo
    Rex Hondo
    December 14, 2011 at 1:49 am | # | Reply

    So when exactly did Walky fall into the Spring of Drowned Badass? That’s the most logical explanation I can think of for his new, bold behavior after getting out of the lake. That and the pecs…

    • PetsinWinter
      PetsinWinter
      December 14, 2011 at 5:10 am | # | Reply

      yeah.. i noticed that, too.

    • Andrusi
      Andrusi
      December 14, 2011 at 10:40 am | # | Reply

      That is the lake.

      • f.p.
        f.p.
        December 14, 2011 at 12:05 pm | # | Reply

        But waitaminute, the lake hasn’t turned everyone else into badasses… and Walky is the person most recently out of the water in this strip, so the drowning must’ve just happened… and Sal’s the only known badass nearby… and she’s also not in this strip. So Sal drowned just now? Bummer.

  47. Plan D
    Plan D
    December 14, 2011 at 1:51 am | # | Reply

    GOD WHY IS WALKY SO GOOD IN THIS UNIVERSE?!

  48. Tucker
    Tucker
    December 14, 2011 at 1:53 am | # | Reply

    What happens in Joyce reads It’s Walky! while she’s on the internet?

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      December 14, 2011 at 3:04 pm | # | Reply

      Once she gets to the current page, the world disappears into a quantum singularity.

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 14, 2011 at 4:10 pm | # | Reply

        http://pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com/image_cache/1304010545858530.gif

  49. John
    John
    December 14, 2011 at 1:58 am | # | Reply

    Not only is Billie the one that brought up the idea of getting it on with Sal, and objecting only on the basis of being roommates… remember Sudden Sal Boobs, and Billie hurrying her away from the others a few days ago? Consider this: The only guy along on this trip is Sal’s brother. Who exactly was Billie trying to conceal Sal’s hotness from? And why?

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 14, 2011 at 2:03 am | # | Reply

      This comment is like Sociology: too many words and unfortunately obvious.

      I mean, “I forgot six days ago!”

    • f.p.
      f.p.
      December 14, 2011 at 3:05 am | # | Reply

      I kinda figured she just didn’t want to get shown up. Some girls get that way about bust sizes and whatnot. Sorta the female equivalent of comparing dick sizes.

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 14, 2011 at 4:42 am | # | Reply

        Both have had significant inflation since the start of the school year. I don’t think either can complain XD

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          December 14, 2011 at 10:36 am | # | Reply

          However, Sal actually has a waist. Plus, Billie has been shown to be uncomfortable with the changes going on with her own body since she started college.

          Sal’s body probably looks closer to Billie’s hh school cheerleader body than Billie’s current body does. And that embarrasses her.

          Plus, Sal’s hardly ever in the dorm when Billie’s awake. She saw an opportunity and ran with it. ^_~

          • f.p.
            f.p.
            December 14, 2011 at 12:00 pm | # | Reply

            Also, Billie is rather proud of her chest, if her party habits are any indication.

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              December 14, 2011 at 4:11 pm | # | Reply

              We started college last Monday…

              Just saying.

              No biggie.

          • Rex Hondo
            Rex Hondo
            December 15, 2011 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

            It’s alright, Billie. Some of us prefer a luxury model to a sports car anyway, if you catch my drift. ;)

            • f.p.
              f.p.
              December 15, 2011 at 2:04 am | # | Reply

              Hehe. You said “drift” in an analogy about cars.

  50. TemplarKnight
    TemplarKnight
    December 14, 2011 at 2:17 am | # | Reply

    Okay, that went to a weird place.

  51. Grunt
    Grunt
    December 14, 2011 at 2:24 am | # | Reply

    Wow, Walky capable of cruelty this time around?

  52. ThatOneGuy
    ThatOneGuy
    December 14, 2011 at 2:28 am | # | Reply

    Proof Willis reads the comments!

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 14, 2011 at 5:10 am | # | Reply

      But not for the reasons you’re implying.
      Closer to the top:

      David
      December 14, 2011 at 12:19 am | Reply
      Dude. Three week buffer.

  53. Kelvin
    Kelvin
    December 14, 2011 at 2:35 am | # | Reply

    *looks at Joyce*

    XP

  54. Klondike
    Klondike
    December 14, 2011 at 2:46 am | # | Reply

    Okay is anybody else a little weirded out by the fact Walky looks kind of hot in the last panel?

    Or is it just me?

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 14, 2011 at 11:18 am | # | Reply

      Walky always looks kind of hot. :P

      • LauraS
        LauraS
        December 14, 2011 at 12:08 pm | # | Reply

        No, he usually looks kinda adorable. Yes, I am weirded out by the hotness. Not that I’m not enjoying it…

      • Blob Marley
        Blob Marley
        December 14, 2011 at 12:45 pm | # | Reply

        Please tell me your gravatar was a deliberate thing…

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          December 14, 2011 at 4:19 pm | # | Reply

          You mean my Halo: Reach av? Because that’s what’s showing on my screen.

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 14, 2011 at 6:38 pm | # | Reply

            It’s totally Ethan XD

            http://www.dumbingofage.com/wp-content/themes/comicpress-dumbingofage/images/avatars/dumbingofage/avethan.png?s=64

            • Michelle J Caboose
              Michelle J Caboose
              December 14, 2011 at 8:59 pm | # | Reply

              Weird. Funnily enough, it’s not even supposed to be the Halo av. It’s supposed to be this one.

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 14, 2011 at 9:08 pm | # | Reply

                Clearly a villain is afoot.

  55. f.p.
    f.p.
    December 14, 2011 at 3:01 am | # | Reply

    I have no problem believing Joyce knows what shipping is. That doesn’t mean she goes around reading X-rated fanfic or anything. I have a harder time believing cheerleader party girl Billie knows about dorky fandom stuff though. Maybe she knows by osmosis, via Walky.

  56. Shogo
    Shogo
    December 14, 2011 at 4:14 am | # | Reply

    Ok. So this is how I’m reading the situation.

    In the original continuity, Dorothy was with Walky but ultimately broke things off because he didn’t take life seriously enough.

    In this continuity, having broken up with a boyfriend who took things seriously in a creepy way . . . Dorothy is now becoming attracted to Walky because of his less serious ways.

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 14, 2011 at 4:48 am | # | Reply

      I think you’re quoting continuity action from Joyce and Walky. Having recently just re-read all of It’s Walky and the free portion of Joyce and Walky, Dotty definitely never popped up XD

      I need more monies before I can give Willis my monies.
      He’s all in my base…

      • f.p.
        f.p.
        December 14, 2011 at 5:11 am | # | Reply

        I’m in the same situation.

        However, if Willis would print books of these stories, I would be more likely to part with monies that I shouldn’t.

        *COUGH HINT HINT COUGH*

      • Michelle J Caboose
        Michelle J Caboose
        December 14, 2011 at 10:49 am | # | Reply

        Well, actually…

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          December 14, 2011 at 4:13 pm | # | Reply

          Oh, touche. I forgot about that one damn Sunday strip XD

          That said, never gave her a name in the free sections.

          Challenge accepted?

          • Michelle J Caboose
            Michelle J Caboose
            December 14, 2011 at 4:23 pm | # | Reply

            Challenge? I’m not sure what you mean.

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              December 14, 2011 at 6:39 pm | # | Reply

              I’m challenging you to find Dotty’s name dropped in the free portions of Joyce and Walky. You did a bang-up job finding her face when I was nay-saying. Prove me wrong again? =P

              • Michelle J Caboose
                Michelle J Caboose
                December 14, 2011 at 9:06 pm | # | Reply

                I’ll let someone else try. It took me about an hour to find a strip I only vaguely remembered, and I still have several tvtropes pages I need to click on…

                I thought I remembered that page as being part of a larger arc, and that Dorothy’s name was being mentioned. I’d dig some more, but… you know, tvtropes.

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 15, 2011 at 5:55 pm | #

                  Word of God? Wherefore art thou?

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      December 14, 2011 at 7:37 am | # | Reply

      Walky’s still creepy, just a less serious creepy.

  57. McGruff the Crime Dog
    McGruff the Crime Dog
    December 14, 2011 at 4:24 am | # | Reply

    Too much fan service.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 14, 2011 at 12:07 pm | # | Reply

      You’re kidding right?

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 14, 2011 at 7:22 pm | # | Reply

      Says the Angry-Billie gravatar.

  58. ADHadh
    ADHadh
    December 14, 2011 at 4:59 am | # | Reply

    We don’t have to imagine, Walky. We just have to look at the strip from exactly a week ago.

  59. KB_SBI
    KB_SBI
    December 14, 2011 at 5:04 am | # | Reply

    Walky could just pig out and eat till he develops a serious set of Moobs. That’ll get the ladies wild.

  60. BadgerBadger
    BadgerBadger
    December 14, 2011 at 6:55 am | # | Reply

    SHIPCEPTION

  61. Heather
    Heather
    December 14, 2011 at 7:12 am | # | Reply

    Joyce -sighs- there are times when I like you, this is not one of them.

    Still a great strip however!

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      December 14, 2011 at 10:58 am | # | Reply

      What? Just because she isn’t immediately attracted to the thought of girl-on-girl? I get all over her for her religious stuff, but this is pretty mild. It technically doesn’t even qualify as homophobic – she’s merely confirmed that she, herself, isn’t gay. Is that not allowed anymore? People not being gay?

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        December 14, 2011 at 5:49 pm | # | Reply

        Heather there didn’t say anything about homophobia. She could just as easily have been reacting to the fact that Joyce was defensively flailing her knowledge of the term “ship” without anybody so much as raising an eyebrow at her usage of the phrase.

      • John
        John
        December 14, 2011 at 11:22 pm | # | Reply

        Not in a Willis comic!

  62. Mr. Morningstar
    Mr. Morningstar
    December 14, 2011 at 9:06 am | # | Reply

    If she has seen the internet.

    Why is she so sheltered? EVERYONE KNOWS THOSE WHO USE THE INTERNET ARE NOT SHELTERED AND HAVE NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM.

    ….What am I doing with my life? D:

    • LauraS
      LauraS
      December 14, 2011 at 12:11 pm | # | Reply

      Joyce seems to be me circa middle school innocence-wise. I can confirm that it’s possible to remain sheltered while still enjoying the internet. It just doesn’t last very long.

    • icepyrox
      icepyrox
      December 14, 2011 at 3:11 pm | # | Reply

      She never turned off the safe-search on google.

      • Bill M.
        Bill M.
        December 14, 2011 at 11:18 pm | # | Reply

        AFA’s No Override Filter or something similar I’m guessing. I’ve listened to enough Christian radio to have heard of it.

  63. Bunny Suction
    Bunny Suction
    December 14, 2011 at 9:14 am | # | Reply

    Ever since the strip a while back, now every time I see Dorothy all I can see is Lisa Simpson.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 14, 2011 at 12:06 pm | # | Reply

      I like to imagine Walky using Duke Nukem’s voice for the 4th panel.

      • Blob Marley
        Blob Marley
        December 14, 2011 at 12:48 pm | # | Reply

        You mean Bruce Campbell’s voice? Since 90% of The Duke’s playbook was ripped straight from Bruce’s alarmingly manly chin?

        • CWR
          CWR
          December 15, 2011 at 7:02 am | # | Reply

          No, Duke Nukem is infinitely creepier imitation of meta-cool Ash – like Quagmire imitating Clint Eastwood.

  64. Ian
    Ian
    December 14, 2011 at 9:22 am | # | Reply

    I love the second panel. Her face is priceless- it’s a punchline in itself.

  65. Tenn
    Tenn
    December 14, 2011 at 9:34 am | # | Reply

    *reads first panel*

    Oh, Joyce, you’re so adorable. I have to write a comment about how it’s funny she knows the meaning of –

    *reads second panel*

    Oh. Well, never mind then.

  66. Sgt_Sarge
    Sgt_Sarge
    December 14, 2011 at 9:50 am | # | Reply

    Joyce has obviously never seen the Interwebs. This is obviously Anti-Joyce.

  67. Animal
    Animal
    December 14, 2011 at 10:39 am | # | Reply

    Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

    • GarretSylvar
      GarretSylvar
      December 14, 2011 at 12:57 pm | # | Reply

      What’s really interesting is she rejected the idea based on the fact it’s her room-mate. NOT on the fact that it is Sal.

  68. begbert2
    begbert2
    December 14, 2011 at 11:02 am | # | Reply

    I’m sorry, I’m having a hard time buying that Joyce would have been trafficking in areas of the internet where shipping was discussed. Shipping is a half-tiny baby step to the left of six types of shocking (shocking I say!) fanfics, and I where one roams, the other follows – if you can call arriving at the exact same time “following”. What sort of parental filter would allow it?

    • madd
      madd
      December 14, 2011 at 11:52 am | # | Reply

      She WRITES fanfics! About Jesus.

      • LauraS
        LauraS
        December 14, 2011 at 12:14 pm | # | Reply

        The sad thing is how likely that is. Fanfiction.net has a “Bible” category. I’ve never looked at it because its very existance disturbs me so much.

    • Zababcd
      Zababcd
      December 14, 2011 at 7:05 pm | # | Reply

      Personally, I discovered shipping through Harry Potter fan forums. And I often post on various fan forums (even for some shows I never watch and don’t like), and almost every fan forum has a ‘ships’ section. This, rather than fanfiction, is how I suspect that Joyce learned the word ‘shipping’.

    • Blue
      Blue
      December 15, 2011 at 11:18 pm | # | Reply

      The Twilight fandom is pretty much centered around shipping (Team Edward and Team Jacob, anyone?), and Joyce is already an established fan of Twilight.

      Disclaimer: I have never read Twilight, so I am semi-talking out of my arse.

  69. Chrisby
    Chrisby
    December 14, 2011 at 2:24 pm | # | Reply

    If I was Walky, I’d be all over Billie.

    Obligatory “With my penis”.

  70. Fauxlosopher
    Fauxlosopher
    December 14, 2011 at 3:16 pm | # | Reply

    Consider, Billie, with the amount of time you spend drunk…?

    Hmm. And Sal has no alcohol tolerance. I imagine getting her one Caucasian would be enough to nearly floor her. Hmm.

    I can see how this could be arranged…

  71. begbert2
    begbert2
    December 14, 2011 at 3:28 pm | # | Reply

    I find it interesting that while Billie protests dating her roommates, she demonstrates no problem whatsoever with the idea of dating other women.

    Perhaps Daisy was a bit hasty in trying to drive her away from the newspaper.

  72. Palmetto
    Palmetto
    December 14, 2011 at 3:42 pm | # | Reply

    I’d like to think my recently expressed ignorance of the term ‘ship’ was at least partially responsible for this strip.

    You’re welcome.

  73. cruncher3019
    cruncher3019
    December 14, 2011 at 4:14 pm | # | Reply

    Love watching people say ‘ship’ in real life.

    And defend the fact that they know the term. Because that matters. It’s not like you just said you were going to ‘ship’ to real people in a real situation. God damn, Joyce is dumb.

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      December 14, 2011 at 5:45 pm | # | Reply

      “in real life” in relation to something that happened in a comic. <_<

      • cruncher3019
        cruncher3019
        December 17, 2011 at 1:14 am | # | Reply

        Something that happened in a comic depicting people in a real-life scenario, you moron.

  74. Raye
    Raye
    December 14, 2011 at 5:05 pm | # | Reply

    THANK YOU, WILLIS! THANK YOU, WILLIS! THANK! YOU! WILLIS!

  75. valkeer1
    valkeer1
    December 14, 2011 at 6:03 pm | # | Reply

    I still love how when the do the “ew, gross” tongue, it looks like they’re biting said tongue…

  76. johannhowitzer
    johannhowitzer
    December 14, 2011 at 6:40 pm | # | Reply

    My initial gut reaction to this comic is that Walky is acting significantly out of character in the fourth panel. I dunno how Willis feels about it, but it doesn’t jive with my concept of Walky over four different webcomics…

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 14, 2011 at 6:44 pm | # | Reply

      I’ll restate my lady in the water postulation that was lost in the ensuing Shayamalan hate-fest that went on.

      Walky goes into water, becomes shark, finds lady in water, becomes awesome. It’s like American Pie… but during college, and at a lake, and not with any of the girls already there.

      Lady in the f-in Water! WHAT?

      …and no flutes.

      …and sadly no Alyson Hannigan…

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 14, 2011 at 7:40 pm | # | Reply

        Additionally: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw

  77. D'anon
    D'anon
    December 14, 2011 at 7:10 pm | # | Reply

    Fun part is people ship actors all the time.

  78. tunelessmelody
    tunelessmelody
    December 14, 2011 at 8:43 pm | # | Reply

    Okay, I ship Billie/Sal now. :)

  79. Zababcd
    Zababcd
    December 14, 2011 at 8:57 pm | # | Reply

    Sorry to disappoint, but Dorothy isn’t checking Walky out. She’s eyeing Billie as she escapes, aided by Joyce who’s covering her, as per their agreement two strips back.

  80. Shifty
    Shifty
    December 17, 2011 at 2:30 pm | # | Reply

    That last panel kinda makes Walky look considerably older and confident and far less dorky man-child. Its weird. :)

    And don’t be homophoic Joyce. Particularly since there are tons of ships between you and half the female cast. Hell, if this was the original universe, she’d probably end up in a lesbian relationship at something like Robin.

  81. Asuka L.S.
    Asuka L.S.
    December 17, 2011 at 9:16 pm | # | Reply

    Joyce reads our comments? HI, JOYCE! YOU’RE AWESOME!!!

    • Blue
      Blue
      January 28, 2012 at 2:26 pm | # | Reply

      I doubt it. The femslash would probably scare her off. xD

  82. Zoey
    Zoey
    December 18, 2011 at 7:53 am | # | Reply

    I cant stop laughing!!!

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