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Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
Demon Street
Aliza Layne
Two kids explore a world full of monsters and magic trying to find their way home again. But when home has been stolen from you, where do you go to get it back?
The Hunter of Insania
Aoi Maneki
Wiol Alkko sells fake magical objects to those desperate for cures. When he tries to scam a real witch, she curses him: within a year, Wiol must learn and respect magic, or succumb to corruption of body and mind.
Real Science Adventures
Brian Clevinger
Spin off stories and other adventures from the world of Atomic Robo!
Knights Errant
J.R. Doyle
Wilfrid's humble quest for revenge becomes bigger and bloodier by the day.
Helvetica
J.N. Wiedle
This story follows Helvetica's quest to uncover who he was in life, his existential crises, and his struggle to to make death worth living.
[un]Divine
Ayme
A highschool senior thought giving up his soul for a demon was a good idea. It wasn't.
Nerf Now!!
Josué Pereira
A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
Awkward Zombie
Katie Tiedrich
Gags and goofs about videogames and the things that happen in them.
No Need for Bushido
Suburban Samurai, J W Kovell
The flash of a blade, the clash of steel! A runaway princess and her samurai companion navigate a fractured country on the brink of war.
Spinnerette
Krazy Krow, Rocio Zucchi, Pablo Rey
When a lab accident gives Heather Brown spider powers and six arms, she does what any midwest comic geek would do: Become Ohio's #3 superhero!
Tove
Severin
The end of the world is coming, and Tove doesn't want to be a hero, but SOMEONE has to look after her little brother.
The Din
Karin (Karrey)
The Din changed the world, mankind & its technology. Gregg Emilio dreams of flying in a sky that hasn't carried airplanes in a century.
Elephant Town
Danielle Corsetto
The long, slow tale of Kris, Paul, Berto and Mirando, four people who live in the same creaky old house, but don't know each other. New chapter updates every 2 months.
Girl Genius
Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio
In a time when the Industrial Revolution has become an all-out war, Mad Science rules the World...with mixed success.
Sufficiently Remarkable
Maki Naro
Two young women living in Brooklyn discover that you're always coming of age.
Ozzie the Vampire
Eric Lide
Ozzie and her best friend Kimmy are your average everyday normal art students – except one is an immortal vampire with superpowers and the other possesses a magic talking grimoire. Also they have to save their town from a demonic invasion.
Never Satisfied
Taylor Robin
Lucy Marlowe, a magician's apprentice, competes against other apprentices for an important, magical, Goverment Job.
Witchy
Ariel Slamet Ries
In the witch kingdom Hyalin, the strength of your magic is determined by the length of your hair.
Sister Claire
Yamino
In the troubled aftermath of a great war between Witches and her fellow Nuns, novice Sister Claire just wants a purpose.
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
Sam & Fuzzy
Sam Logan
Troubled by gangster rodents, lovesick vampire stalkers, or confused ninja assassins? Don't panic! Sam and Fuzzy are here to help. (For a reasonable fee.)
Monster Pulse
Magnolia Porter Siddell
Four kids run afoul of a creepy secret organization's experiments, which turn their body parts into fighting monsters. Part sentimental coming-of-age story, part monster-training shonen manga, with just a bit of sci-fi body horror.
Demon's Mirror
Harry Bogosian
Based loosely off of "The Snow Queen", a story by Hans Christian Andersen, we see things take a different turn as the demons become central characters, and the side characters stick around. Yup, that's the only differences. Enjoy!
Wychwood
Varethane
When Tiara's pyrokinesis is finally noticed, she is captured by a magical research organization for study. If she cooperates, she could be helping to save humanity from a dire threat - but can she trust them?
Heroes of Thantopolis
Izzy Strontium Hall
A living boy fights to save the City of the Dead.
Stand Still, Stay Silent
Minna Sundberg
A few generations after the end of the world, a small, poorly financed research crew is sent out to rediscover whatever is left of the forbidden old world in the south.
Lighter Than Heir
Melissa Albino
A young Volant woman joins the military in an effort to upstage her war-hero father.
Novae
KaiJu
A historical romance with a touch magic and a dash of astronomy. It chronicles the romantic adventures of Sulvain, a sweet tempered necromancer and Raziol, a passionate 17th century astronomer.
Atomic Robo
Brian Clevinger, Scott Wegener
The robot punches monsters and bad robots and one time he was a cowboy.
The Glass Scientists
Sage (S.H.) Cotugno
A gaslamp fantasy comic about the life and times of a ragtag group of mad scientists and their enigmatic leader, Dr. Henry Jekyll.
Between Failures
Jackie Wohlenhaus
The low stakes adventures of an assorted group of 20 somethings trapped in the declining years of American retail. They are naughty and say lots of swears.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Jailbird
Charlie Davis
An all-ages comic about a recently escaped prisoner's struggle to understand the outside world, and vice-versa. Also, a magic cape!
Ghost Junk Sickness
Studio CARTRIDGE, Laura Lee
Two hunters try to survive and end up being pushed to pursue a deadly bounty dubbed "The Ghost".
Devil's Candy
Rem, Bikkuri
A lush fantasy about boy genius Kazu Decker, the girl he constructed for his 9th grade science project, and the world of devils and monsters they live in.
Starhammer
J.N. Monk, Harry Bogosian
A teen girl inherits a powerful alien artifact and proceeds to make a series of increasingly poor decisions
Wilde Life
Pascalle Lepas
Oscar decided to rent an old haunted house, and that's when things got weird...
Awaken
Koti Saavedra/Flipfloppery
Superpowers, monsters and conspiracies. Piras, the spoiled Dameschi heir, fights to recover his identity after becoming a terrorist!
Star Trip
Gisele Weaver
Jas is a human taken from her home planet on a trip across the galaxy she will never forget.
Peritale
Mari Costa
A fairy godmother with no magic tries her best to successfully fulfill a Fairytale and win the respect of her peers.
Parisa
Ellen K
Two friends, Nolan and Gwen, take it upon themselves to escort the amnesiac spirit Lelief across the world of Parisa.
Go Get a Roomie
Clover
Experience the queer journey of an upbeat hippie and the friendships she makes along the way! A tale of self-discovery and love of many forms.
Laws and Sausages
Zach Weinersmith
Your cartoon guide to the American governement!
El Goonish Shive
Dan Shive
WARNING: This comic often ignores the Laws of Physics
MASKLESS
kickingshoes
In a world where people can wield the magic of elemental Masks, all Ashe wants to do is help. Maskless and useless, with dreams of fire and smoke on the back of his tongue, he finds himself on a strange, dangerous path to uncovering the secrets of these incredible objects, and the source of the monsters plaguing his home.
Anarchy Dreamers
Emily Ree
Sparkly undead kids fight society's worst Nightmares in this pastel-punk urban fantasy coming-of-age!
The Mash
L.F. Garcia, Danigami
In a world shrouded in mystery and threatened by great evil,a young mummy prince will use his new life to unite with other monster children to save it.
Little Red & Wolf
Aoi Maneki
Delve into the daily lives of two famous fairytale characters, and their adventures in this big weird world we all live in.
The Sanity Circus
Windy
Magic, monsters and mysteries await in the odd city of Sanity. It's up to Attley and a colorful group of characters to find out just what is going on.
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Silly Walky! Your crumbs attract ants and bedbugs. The spiders are hunting the bedbugs. You just can’t see them… crawling… all… over… you.
It isn’t the spiders biting you in your sleep either.
And then she became Moose-Girl! With the powers of having spiky hair and large antlers, she fights crime across the Northwest. Her archnemesis: Sarah Palin.
Don’t be ridiculous. Radioactivity alone doesn’t allow animals to infect people with superpowers. They need venom as well. The radioactivity allows the genes to mutate, and the venom breaks down defenses while also providing a sufficient quantity of DNA to spread through the body (with the exception of vampire bats, which will turn you into a vampire without fail). Moose-Girl couldn’t possibly have been bitten by a moose; it was probably a moose-snake hybrid. Tell me – did it have fangs and slither along the ground?
I went to parties the first few months of school, and then decided I didn’t really enjoy doing so. I have since assiduously avoided them. (Disclaimer: I just started sophomore year; however, I don’t believe that this is really likely to change. I’m too introverted to really enjoy the typical party atmosphere; I would rather stay home and do something quieter.)
God do I love Walky logic. Not to mention, he really is trying at least, both to talk to girls and to people in general…and to be helpful so that’s 3 things
Joyce looks like her entire world has been shattered. She just keeps staring at her hand in disbelief, like she’s trying to convince herself that Sarah is wrong and that this isn’t happening.
We are witnessing the destruction of a girl’s innocence. The punchline has had no effect on me, I’m just too sad and angry to laugh. That Ryan… *grits teeth and glares*
I think the key thing to keep in mind is that these characters aren’t real. We can empathize with them and become attached to them, but remaining firmly grounded in reality is a must if one is to fully enjoy fiction.
Also, yes. Seeing Ryan hit with the bat again helped a lot. ^__^
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What about spiders on bullets?
WALKY YOU SO CHEERY
Walky doesn’t like Joyce. Because she’s full of spiders.
Now imagine that in Applejack’s voice.
Now try to stop imagining it.
When I imagine Applejack, I think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M
*sigh**facepalm*
Silly Walky! Your crumbs attract ants and bedbugs. The spiders are hunting the bedbugs. You just can’t see them… crawling… all… over… you.
It isn’t the spiders biting you in your sleep either.
Mike put the spiders in there. After banging his mom for a nickel.
2 sober witnesses=3 witnesses.
He also could’ve had a V8. We all make poor choices.
You sure he didn’t? Looks like his shirt did.
That’s blood.
Those spiders put up a fight.
Walky… is that blood on your shirt??
Yes. It is the blood of a nachito… poor little guy didn’t stand a chance.
It’s the blood of a nachito spider. A nachider. A spiderrito. Thankfully they weren’t brown recluses this time.
Lucky. Mine had the catydid.
Wearing the blood of brown recluses is nothing short of a badge of honor ’round these parts.
After I found out that the spiders in the skimmer were brown recluses, I have *yet* to empty it.
Snakes? no problem. I love em.
Spiders? you outta your friggin’ mind??!
I noticed that too, I back checked and it’s been there since at least the second comic of this series when he was talking to Mike.
I just back checked, and the shirt is the same color as the one he was wearing when Dorothy came in for cartoons. In case that has relevance.
It’s the nachitos. It’s…it’s…
…it’s made from people.
Eh, it doesn’t taste so bad. It’s like soylent cola, it varies from person to person.
Oh, well played.
Does Walky have a thing about saying things to Joyce about spiders?
It’s because girls are full of spiders.
*nods*
I am beginning to think that Joyce wasn’t the most sheltered character in this comic.
So, Dorothy?
Nah, Spider-Car.
They’ve all shown themselves to be sheltered in one way or another.
Spiders? He’s lucky it not cockroaches instead!
Mind you Spiders bites can be quite nasty….
I thought that was moose…
A moose bit my sister once …
A radioactive moose?
And then she became Moose-Girl! With the powers of having spiky hair and large antlers, she fights crime across the Northwest. Her archnemesis: Sarah Palin.
Don’t be ridiculous. Radioactivity alone doesn’t allow animals to infect people with superpowers. They need venom as well. The radioactivity allows the genes to mutate, and the venom breaks down defenses while also providing a sufficient quantity of DNA to spread through the body (with the exception of vampire bats, which will turn you into a vampire without fail). Moose-Girl couldn’t possibly have been bitten by a moose; it was probably a moose-snake hybrid. Tell me – did it have fangs and slither along the ground?
but vampirism IS vampire bat power!
What if it were a rabid radioactive moose?
Was it in Sweden?
No kidding. Ben there, done that. X~(
“I don’t go to parties” is a line a heard a lot for the first 2 months on campus.
and after 2 months?
They wanna rock and roll all night…
To say nothing of partying every day.
I went to parties the first few months of school, and then decided I didn’t really enjoy doing so. I have since assiduously avoided them. (Disclaimer: I just started sophomore year; however, I don’t believe that this is really likely to change. I’m too introverted to really enjoy the typical party atmosphere; I would rather stay home and do something quieter.)
First trimester.
Does that include the guys? O.O
of course! She could rape his man-gina.
*crosses legs*
Vote desanto! She protects victims of all genders, and their right not to be violated by nether defiling little dickmonsters…
…And their female bodybuilder counterparts.
After two months is Halloween.
Nobody can resist the allure of the Walk of Shame as a Sexy [costume].
That’s how you get
antsspiders.Thanks, spiders.
Thiders.
You got your Look Around You in my Archer!
Walky, stop reminding me of me. It’s getting creepy except for the spiders part.
There’s a little Walky in all of us.
Not yet. But I’m heading to Indiana this weekend.
Are you going to get Joed by Walky? For a nickel?
Are we ever going to know exactly what that is that Walky has on his shirt? Taco sauce? Blood?
He killed Mike after he made fun of pajama jeans.
Sweet and Sour sauce, from his fifty McNuggets.
Nachitooooooooos!!!
And/or spider blood stains. What’s important is that Oxy-clean cam get that stain right out!
but he chooses not to wash it out. it’s a reminder for all the other spiders not to mess with his nachitos.
Hmm, spiders or near-rape…spiders or near-rape…
Near-rape BY SPIDERS! D:
Near spider-rape by SPIDER-MAN!
LOOK OUT TRUE BELIEVERS!
Worse… SPIDER RAPE!
RAPE SENSE TINGLING
My common sense is tingling…
…just gonna ignore that for now though…
and here I thought that it would be Doc Ock that would end up as the sex-fiend in the series.
Spidey’s web-shooters are all loaded up.
He is a teenage boy, he cant help himself when it comes to shooting off sticky liquid everywhere.
Correction: teenage “man-boy”.
In his next remake he’ll be voiced by either jason bateman or michael cera.
But I love spiders.
They are my friends.
I agree how can you not want spiders?
You’re one of those people who’s constantly squeeing “Oh how cuuute!” when you’re trying to watch Aracnophobia, aren’t you.
I felt bad for Shelob in LotR does that count?
Why did she have to be so furry? :3
Well, tell them to stop bothering Walky. Or, better yet, send them after Ryan.
God do I love Walky logic. Not to mention, he really is trying at least, both to talk to girls and to people in general…and to be helpful so that’s 3 things
Well at least he ain’t freezing up in front of her anymore.
Favourite drawing of Dorothy?
Do I sense that your wife is going to be wearing a short blonde bobcut and glasses to bed?
Thankfully Walky is making me seem less creepy and that takes something powerful.
My wife had short blonde hair in high school.
Apropos of nothing.
My god, is Walky annoying this day in DoA!?!
no?
Spider-Car… SHALL AVENGE!
(Secretly Joyce)
I AM VENGEANCE! I AM THE NIGHT! I AM SPIDER-CAR!
yes Spider-car! strange alien from another country’s factory who came to america with strength and abilities far beyond those of mortal Cars!
Spider-Car! who can change the course of mighty gasoline prices (by swearing loudly), bend humans with his bare tires!
Walky has something on his undershirt. Looks like blood……
OH MY GOD HE SHAPESHIFTED INTO THAT RYAN DOUCHE AND TRANSFORMED BACK WITHOUT CHANGING THE SHIRT
Ignore logic. This clearly makes more sense. Clearly.
That just makes the BEST SENSE EVAR!
Walky is the T-1000? OH MY!
Dr. Walkll and Mr. Ryan. He changes after consuming enough specially formulated McNugget dippin’ sauce.
Walky, take your foot out of your mouth and stick a nachito there instead. XD
Joyce looks like her entire world has been shattered. She just keeps staring at her hand in disbelief, like she’s trying to convince herself that Sarah is wrong and that this isn’t happening.
We are witnessing the destruction of a girl’s innocence. The punchline has had no effect on me, I’m just too sad and angry to laugh. That Ryan… *grits teeth and glares*
Easy buddy. That’s what the BAT was for.
Just go a couple of pages back and revisit ryan getting the craaaaaaaaaaap kicked outta him old testament style!
Make ya feel all warm and fuzzy again. Promise!
I think the key thing to keep in mind is that these characters aren’t real. We can empathize with them and become attached to them, but remaining firmly grounded in reality is a must if one is to fully enjoy fiction.
Also, yes. Seeing Ryan hit with the bat again helped a lot. ^__^
no, joyce keeps staring at her hand because she believes she has stigmata.
It’s RYAN, everyone! GET HI——–IM!!!!!!!!
Dang. That is a nice third-panel Dorothy.
And all I can think of is Nostalgia Critic’s “Spiders!” bit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqr9akIuVjQ
Uh oh Sarah, I hope you didn’t have to find out first hand that you have zero cred with the police. Sad but true.
Plus the part about Joyce being unwilling to press charges since, like the hospital, that has “parents find out” all over it.
To be fair, Walky obviously has no clue what actually happened.
Now make out. MAKE OUT, dammit.
So all this time, Walky’s been wearing Chekhov’s stain?
Aw, crap. Red stains on blue clothing. I hope that won’t mean anything here.
Walky laundry fail? (does he have such a thing as laundry success?)
Buying new clothes is the only way he can have clean clothes.
Like a nice clean set of pajama jeans.
I know exactly what will help Joyce get over the horrors of the previous evening. Two words: Pajama. Jeans.
Joyce shouldn’t worry so much. Guys dig chicks with scars, nowadays. They’re attractive no matter what the gender!
Oh, hey. Walky is channeling Gavin from Kids In The Hall.
How the hell would Nachos attract SPIDERS. That’s a whole new kindof messy.
“nor filthiness, nor foolish talking, or jesting, which are not befitting: but rather giving of thanks.”
Ephesians 5:4