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September 20, 2023

Purple and skates

by David M Willis on September 26, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - When Somebody Loved Me

└ Tags: carla, malaya, marcie, sal

Discussion (321) ¬

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    September 26, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Wish I could rock Carla’s ensemble there, tbh

    • Camachri
      Camachri
      September 26, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      Don’t we all…

      • LeslieBean4Shizzle
        LeslieBean4Shizzle
        September 26, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

        +1

    • Romanticide
      Romanticide
      September 26, 2014 at 1:40 am | #

      sigh me too 🙁

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        September 26, 2014 at 2:30 am | #

        wait

        cosplay’s still a thing, isn’t it??

        OH SNAP NOW I HAVE IDEAS

        • David Herbert
          David Herbert
          September 26, 2014 at 3:08 am | #

          Nah, go as Amazi-girl.

          • AndromedaRage
            AndromedaRage
            September 26, 2014 at 3:19 am | #

            Done that! 😀

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            September 26, 2014 at 3:28 am | #

            THERE ARE ALREADY AMAZI-GIRLS I LIKE TO DO NEW THINGS

            • artemi
              artemi
              September 26, 2014 at 9:45 pm | #

              Go as Malaya! No one will EVER copy you!

              • Jen Aside
                Jen Aside
                September 27, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

                Your Grav now makes me wonder if anyone has ever gone as Aslan at a bus stop

  2. Maveric1984
    Maveric1984
    September 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh my god alt text. I haven’t watched a Chip and Dale cartoon in forever, and all of a sudden I’m flashing back…

    • Ancestral Hamster
      Ancestral Hamster
      September 26, 2014 at 1:38 am | #

      That’s where I learned that rhyme too. Was it exclusive to that cartoon or was it current in the U.S. when that cartoon was originally released?

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        September 26, 2014 at 2:24 am | #

        It’s apparently a generic kid’s thing, like kancho [which people mistakenly think kids got from Naruto–more like the other way around!]

        • Ancestral Hamster
          Ancestral Hamster
          September 26, 2014 at 3:38 am | #

          Okay, thanks. It’s that a number of “kid’s things” seem to have missed my part of SoCal when I was growing up.

          • Maveric1984
            Maveric1984
            September 26, 2014 at 8:34 am | #

            Well, considering that cartoon was released in the 30s, I think it’s more of a generational thing than a regional thing.

            • isitsevenyet
              isitsevenyet
              September 26, 2014 at 9:51 am | #

              This. I never understood what on earth Chip and Dale were talking about when I saw those cartoons, and yes that’s where I first heard the rhyme too.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        September 26, 2014 at 8:38 am | #

        Probably not, I’ve seen it in old Looney Tunes cartoons.

    • Giant Speck
      Giant Speck
      September 26, 2014 at 1:55 am | #

      Ch-ch-ch-Chip and Dale!

      • MrSirk
        MrSirk
        September 26, 2014 at 7:40 am | #

        Some times, some grimes.
        Go slippin through the cracks
        but these two, gumshoe
        are pickin up the slack!

        • showler
          showler
          September 26, 2014 at 8:07 am | #

          Chip and Dale’s Rescrub Rangers

        • djaevlenselv
          djaevlenselv
          September 27, 2014 at 6:40 pm | #

          I don’t want to be insufferably nitpicky, but it’s “sometimes some Crimes” and “these two gumshoeS”.
          See, the words fir with the theme of the song.

  3. MrSirk
    MrSirk
    September 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Heh, Malaya needs a qualifier.

  4. durrrr
    durrrr
    September 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    so Carla is trans? did I miss something?

    • vonnegut
      vonnegut
      September 26, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      Yep. Yep. lol

    • DavidMcG
      DavidMcG
      September 26, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

      She’s a car.

    • Ghola
      Ghola
      September 26, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

      Manual or auto though.. That’s the question.

      • Amazistool
        Amazistool
        September 26, 2014 at 4:55 pm | #

        Manual! After all “The name’s SCHTICKSHIFT!“

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      September 26, 2014 at 12:52 am | #

      a TransAm LOLOLOLOL

      *gets lynched*

    • Ceetee
      Ceetee
      September 26, 2014 at 1:06 am | #

      Yeah, it was implied with her commenting that a dick drawn on her door would be a hate crime.

      • Fnord
        Fnord
        September 26, 2014 at 2:34 am | #

        Ohhhhh. And here I just figured that was a throwaway line about it being kind of misogynistic. That makes much more sense.

        • Brady Kj
          Brady Kj
          September 26, 2014 at 6:45 pm | #

          There was a discussion on that page. I asked if the hate crime comment somehow had something to do with her being asexual and uninterested in penes, which I thought was likely because Ultra Car is asexual. As it turns out, Willis had previously announced on some blog or twitter page that Carla is transgendered, which Willis decided because he considered it similar to a car taking a humanoid robot form. That seemed counterintuitive to me, but other people seemed to have jumped to that conclusion without reading Willis’s announcement.

          • QD
            QD
            September 28, 2014 at 8:06 pm | #

            That seems…kind of weirdly transphobic? Like it seems really close to the “woman trapped in a man’s body” rhetoric that is considered problematic and outdated.

          • BobaFett2
            BobaFett2
            October 29, 2014 at 11:39 am | #

            In Shortpacked!, Carla was assumed to be male by her creators – it’s in her discussion with her mother about her relationship with Malaya (because she has no genitals).

      • isitsevenyet
        isitsevenyet
        September 26, 2014 at 9:53 am | #

        I just totally missed that line, somehow. I had no idea about Carla either.

    • Serpent
      Serpent
      September 26, 2014 at 1:50 am | #

      My guess is her legs are prosthetic beginning somewhere below her knee. It’s why she always has on leg warmers of some kind, and why she likes skating. She can still use her knees, which would probably be enough mobility to skate (although possibly not enough to deftly maneuver around blindly leaping romantic). Being able to move so freely would be amazing to someone who would experience natural immobility, too.

      • Eve
        Eve
        September 26, 2014 at 2:58 am | #

        Yeah I figured it was prosthetics as well, go with her whole alternate self being a robot thing

        • The kid
          The kid
          September 26, 2014 at 8:10 am | #

          Perhaps she is trans and has prosthetic legs?

          • Gigafreak
            Gigafreak
            September 26, 2014 at 10:16 am | #

            I so want to make a “third leg” joke but I wonder if it might be completely tasteless

            • Chris
              Chris
              September 26, 2014 at 10:49 am | #

              The old “wooden leg with a kickstand” joke wouldn’t be any more tasteless than usual. Plus it’s sort of transformer-ish.

              • Gigafreak
                Gigafreak
                September 26, 2014 at 3:55 pm | #

                “She was already missing two legs, so excising her third was no big deal.”

                There.

      • LordDragonfang
        LordDragonfang
        September 26, 2014 at 4:51 am | #

        Maybe it’s just inline skates, but from my experience, you use your ankles a lot when skating. I’d be surprised if anyone with prosthetics would have an easy time on skates.

      • TemplarKnight
        TemplarKnight
        September 26, 2014 at 6:03 am | #

        Prosthetics generally make you shorter, not taller(much to the chagrin of my friend who was already short before she lost her legs at the shin). And she is transgender. It makes sense coupled with the “hate crime” joke in the whiteboard ding dong bandit.

        • Cybersnark
          Cybersnark
          September 26, 2014 at 10:14 am | #

          “Prosthetics generally make you shorter, not taller”

          Just ask Ed Elric (from a safe distance).

    • 4th Dimension
      4th Dimension
      September 26, 2014 at 1:59 am | #

      Yup she is a transmision, used to be manual stick transmission though.

      * I’m horrible at this *

    • Marianne
      Marianne
      September 26, 2014 at 5:04 am | #

      ♫ Transformers, females in disguise! ♫

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        September 26, 2014 at 10:17 am | #

        I feel cheated. Mulan never turned into a helicopter!

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          September 26, 2014 at 3:51 pm | #

          Now I’m visualizing, in that scene where they’re supposed to climb that pole with the weights, that after the first dudes try, Mulan suddenly transforms into a full-sized apache helicopter, flies up, hovers above the pole, and then turns back into her fully-organic human-sized self and plops down to sit upon it. And then just repeated shots of everybody staring silently at her looping forever.

        • Brady Kj
          Brady Kj
          September 26, 2014 at 6:39 pm | #

          What does Mulan have to do with anything?

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            September 27, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

            You mean the Disney Princess female-in-disguise?

            • Brady Kj
              Brady Kj
              September 29, 2014 at 9:22 pm | #

              Yes. A transgendered person is not particularly similar to somebody who wears a disguise of another gender to fight in a war. One of these two is in disguise, and the other one is trying to be herself.

    • SinbadEV
      SinbadEV
      September 27, 2014 at 12:43 pm | #

      She’s transhumanist.

  5. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    September 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    More about Carla now?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      September 26, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

      I hope so!

      • meghantheworldeater
        meghantheworldeater
        September 26, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

        Do you really hope so? Every time we learn more about a character it seems to always be so depressing D:

        • Ghola
          Ghola
          September 26, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

          That’s the joy of Willis Brand Comic Narration.

          • Synthetic Phylum
            Synthetic Phylum
            September 26, 2014 at 5:55 am | #

            Hence his Twitter ID being @damnyouwillis!

        • Volkai
          Volkai
          September 26, 2014 at 4:46 am | #

          Dear God Yes.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          September 26, 2014 at 8:41 am | #

          Like Willis, we feed on others’ misery.

        • isitsevenyet
          isitsevenyet
          September 26, 2014 at 9:54 am | #

          I think it can be interesting. It’s been my experience that pretty much everyone in the real world has some sort of awful past anyway.

  6. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Donald Duck: “…Me!”
    (gets his with apple)

    Sorry, that was one of my favorite cartoons when I was a kid, I can’t see that rhyme without thinking about it.

    • showler
      showler
      September 26, 2014 at 8:09 am | #

      I gotta admit, I thought it was “apple core, food no more, who’s your friend”

      • isitsevenyet
        isitsevenyet
        September 26, 2014 at 9:55 am | #

        I googled it once, apparently there are a few different versions of it. I think one said “not no more” or something.

    • The_Master
      The_Master
      September 26, 2014 at 12:46 pm | #

      We meet again.

      • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        September 26, 2014 at 6:19 pm | #

        oh shit.
        *ducks behind conveniently-placed strategic cover*

  7. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    September 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Malaya isn’t Miss Popularity? Gazooks!

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      September 26, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Hello Dum Dums!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 26, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

        *hehe*

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        September 26, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

        Voiced by Harvey Korman.

  8. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    September 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Um……..ok….I dunno what to say

  9. Flimsyfishy
    Flimsyfishy
    September 26, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Oh Malaya, you’re so Maligned.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 26, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      We could call her Malign-‘Ya.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        September 26, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

        Malaya…dy?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 26, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      Maladjusted?

      • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        September 26, 2014 at 2:01 am | #

        Malayadjusted?

  10. SUGauthor
    SUGauthor
    September 26, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Why wouldn’t they care?

    • Salmo
      Salmo
      September 26, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Why would they?

      • Rosicrucian
        Rosicrucian
        September 26, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        Yeah. Derby girls are a pretty nonjudgemental lot.

      • SUGauthor
        SUGauthor
        September 26, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        Yes, that one.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          September 26, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

          I wouldn’t be surprised if there were a number of M2Fs in sports like Roller-Derby.

          • Clank clank
            Clank clank
            September 26, 2014 at 1:48 am | #

            In the uk they actually have a trans* policy saying you’re only allowed to skate in either the guy or gal league but which league is up to you and they won’t ask but if you get shit for it they will back you until the end of time. ^_^ And they also say that they’re trying to work out more inclusive policies for gender fluid peeps.
            It is actually the best.

            • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              September 26, 2014 at 2:02 am | #

              That’s actually really freakin’ cool of them.

            • Thomas64
              Thomas64
              September 26, 2014 at 5:32 am | #

              Forgive my ignorance, but what does the asterisk in trans* signify?

              • Phlebas
                Phlebas
                September 26, 2014 at 6:23 am | #

                Anything.

              • airyu
                airyu
                September 26, 2014 at 10:03 am | #

                It’s to be more inclusive, because it implies not just transwoman or transman, but transandrogynous and other non-binary genders as inclusive in the trans community. But there has bee a lot of pushback against the asterisk by the trans community, because why should people assume trans without the asterick mean non-binary in the first place, and the * implies a lot of inclusivity that might not be there (the trans community has a lot of classist and other non-inclusive problems). typing in “trans asterisk” and “trans asterisk problematic” into google; the first few sources are pretty good in people’s opinions on the debate, especially sources that talk about why people have used it for a while and then stopped, or not used it at all, or didn’t use it and then started.

              • gwalla
                gwalla
                September 26, 2014 at 12:19 pm | #

                It’s a wildcard character.

              • JWLM
                JWLM
                September 26, 2014 at 1:09 pm | #

                It’s a wild card — fill it in as appropriate. For what it’s worth, I prefer ‘genderqueer’ instead of ‘trans*’, because it emphasizes the innateness of the gender — a transwoman didn’t ‘start male and become female,’ but rather was female from birth, although she was incorrectly assigned a male gender. Transition is a process through which a genderqueer person comes to express their true gender.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  September 26, 2014 at 7:34 pm | #

                  From what I have noticed, genderqueers refuse to live by strictly male or female standards instead embracing a kind of gender-otherness, a good fictional example would be BMO from Adventure Time.

            • LabRat
              LabRat
              September 27, 2014 at 10:20 pm | #

              The same is true in the US. The official WFTDA policy (the big dog league in derby) is that transwomen can absolutely skate, they just have to have begun living as a woman. They don’t care if you’re on hormones or what’s under your hotpants. “It would be an unfair advantage” is not really a thing in derby- there’s a ton of size differentials, coed games are common, and honestly being male isn’t necessarily an athletic advantage in the game anyway. Men are bigger and can theoretically hit harder, but men have wide shoulders and narrow hips and their center of gravity in their hips, and that is a DISadvantage in derby.

              Derby in general is very queer-friendly. Local leagues almost always skate in pride parades whether the skaters themselves are straight or not, and the big game everyone looks forward to at Rollercon is the Vagine Regime vs. the Caulk Suckers. Since Vagine Regime has a hell of a lot of the star players in the sport, they so far have always won.

          • Chengrel
            Chengrel
            September 26, 2014 at 11:12 pm | #

            This is the second webcomic I follow that features a transgirl who does roller derby. I think there is a trend.

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      September 26, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      It hasn’t been spelled out in the comics (though there have been hints), but Carla is trans.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 26, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        She’s a Pontiac in this reality?

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          September 26, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

          Worse, she’s a Ford.

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            September 26, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

            …but I like Mustangs =<

            • Kelly
              Kelly
              September 26, 2014 at 1:10 am | #

              Don’t start with that alternate timeline stuff! Impala all the way!

          • Maveric1984
            Maveric1984
            September 26, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

            Could be worse. She could be a DaeWoo

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              September 26, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

              You don’t see too many Daewoos on the road anymore.

              • Opus the Poet
                Opus the Poet
                September 26, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

                With good reason, they made Hyundais look like Jaguars. Only without Lucas electrics.

              • Dean
                Dean
                September 26, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

                Cos they went bankrupt in 1999. Daewoo Motors is owned by General Motors now.

                • WaytoomanyUIDs
                  WaytoomanyUIDs
                  September 26, 2014 at 9:52 am | #

                  Aah, so that’s one of the reasons why they are sold as Chevrolets in Britain, although that doesn’t explain why they don’t use the Opel or Vauxhall brand, which are better known and trusted more here, particularly in the small car categories.

      • SUGauthor
        SUGauthor
        September 26, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        Oh right. I guess comes down to whether there’s more Malyayas or more Marcies on the team. Poor Carla.

        • Salmo
          Salmo
          September 26, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

          Hey, say what you want about Malaya (no, really, do) but in the other universe she likes Ultra Car as a person and doesn’t care about her original body shape. I like to think this Malaya would be similarly inclined.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            September 26, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

            I cannot say for certain but Willis isn’t likely to do the same pairing in more than one universe.

            • Salmo
              Salmo
              September 26, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

              Not in terms of a pairing, though, just in terms of general worldview.

              • Leorale
                Leorale
                September 26, 2014 at 12:47 am | #

                Seconded. I think Malaya is way too self-absorbed to notice that Carla’s trans, but that if she was told, she wouldn’t be an extra-super-jerk about it. (Just her regular amount of jerk.)

                • Annie
                  Annie
                  September 26, 2014 at 1:09 am | #

                  I could see Malaya asking rude, but very blunt questions of Carla if told outright she’s trans. And all the while not really knowing, nor really caring, that they’re rude questions.

            • Jen Aside
              Jen Aside
              September 26, 2014 at 12:54 am | #

              JasonxSal happened in both tho?

              • 4th Dimension
                4th Dimension
                September 26, 2014 at 1:57 am | #

                And it’s a bloody disaster waiting to happen as in IW!

            • gwalla
              gwalla
              September 26, 2014 at 12:21 pm | #

              IIRC all he’s said is that people aren’t going to end up with the same partners.

            • JWLM
              JWLM
              September 26, 2014 at 2:39 pm | #

              He’s teasing us with Robin/Leslie (although it’s really Leslie/Robin in DoA,) and with Ruth/Billie (canon in IW before Billie gets involved with Danny.)

          • Brady Kj
            Brady Kj
            September 26, 2014 at 6:49 pm | #

            I thought the robot shape made her horny.

            • Dorje Sylas
              Dorje Sylas
              September 26, 2014 at 11:49 pm | #

              Not shape. She got excited by both the purely mechanical and the human-replica arms. Don’t discount the attraction to the mind of UC as a big factor. She wouldn’t have gotten the same fulfillment with another sentient car-in-human-form. Very similar personalities, with pranking and snark and such. She’d likely get alone famously with May over at QC, yet another snarky synthetic intelligence. But not Pintesize (perv aka The Faz), or Momo (geek, everyone she pranks in).

      • buckybone
        buckybone
        September 26, 2014 at 1:50 am | #

        More than hints, Willis said it in the comments of at least one strip (might’ve been when she found a dick drawn on her door).

        • Kiapdx
          Kiapdx
          September 26, 2014 at 2:35 am | #

          Yeah but “word of god” is separate from in-story. While we can all be happy knowing all the representation that’s in the story from what he’s posted outside of the comic, those two hints (for anyone who doesn’t read the comments/tumblr/etc) aren’t enough in comic. The “hate crime” comment and the legs/no one cares bit could reference anything to those who don’t already know about Carla.

          (Carla being trans is hella cool, but if I didn’t already know I might think it was references to rape & prosthetic legs or something instead, for example)

          • lipstick_suckerpunch
            lipstick_suckerpunch
            September 26, 2014 at 11:03 am | #

            I didn’t understand this strip at all. I read it completely wrong. I thought when Carla said “there’s a reason for that.” she was referring to the reason why she isn’t in Derby. Then when Sal said ” ya, they wouldn’t care.” I thought that was the reason. That the girls wouldn’t care if she played or not…. It was bugging me because I kept rereading it trying to understand. Then I read the comments and they saved me lol.

      • Dorje Sylas
        Dorje Sylas
        September 26, 2014 at 4:05 am | #

        But what if she also has prosthetic legs as well…. O_o?

    • maxyai
      maxyai
      September 26, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      To quote a classic movie “Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.”

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 26, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

        Boys have poles, girls have holes.

        • Juliecat
          Juliecat
          September 26, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

          Not always

          • JA
            JA
            September 26, 2014 at 12:50 am | #

            if you get the right chromosomes, you can have both!

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              September 26, 2014 at 8:49 am | #

              Only if you have more than your fair share of chromosomes….

        • fit-to-freak
          fit-to-freak
          September 26, 2014 at 2:11 am | #

          why would you say this though :/

        • Kiapdx
          Kiapdx
          September 26, 2014 at 2:36 am | #

          Everyone has holes. Some people have in front of their holes. This is unrelated to their identity and pronouns.

          • Kiapdx
            Kiapdx
            September 26, 2014 at 2:36 am | #

            *poles in front of their holes

      • Just Karen
        Just Karen
        September 26, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

        The thing that makes us boys or girls is the organ between the ears, not the organ between the legs. Most of the time the organs between the legs match. Sometimes they don’t.

      • Viktoria
        Viktoria
        September 26, 2014 at 12:54 am | #

        Nope. Talk to any biologist. Actual, scientific determination of sex is far more complicated than that, and many of the factors can get fairly blurry fairly quickly. It’s far easier to just go with what a person says they want to be called, and ask them about chromosomes, hormones, or genitals specifically if there’s a legitimate medical reason you need to know.

        (To be clear, unless you are the person’s doctor, YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW)

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          September 26, 2014 at 2:42 am | #

          This is the awesomest: Parents Keep Child’s Gender Secret for 5 Years

          • SomeGuy
            SomeGuy
            September 26, 2014 at 10:55 am | #

            Those comments sure aren’t, though.

            • Jen Aside
              Jen Aside
              September 27, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

              Internet comments NEVER are!

              wait

          • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
            Gadgeteer Smashwidget
            September 26, 2014 at 6:26 pm | #

            I… why would they stop their kid from playing with firetrucks? Those don’t have an inherent gender association to the kid, only to the parents.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            September 26, 2014 at 7:41 pm | #

            It might have been better if they only kept their gender a secret for about 3 years or so and instead of denying them any gender-biased toys, provide ‘blue’ toys, ‘pink’ toys and plenty of purple(?) toys.

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          September 26, 2014 at 3:58 pm | #

          I think I’m psychologically disposed to be a horrible person, because my innate drive to categorize things in consistently definable ways shrieks in horror when a person who by all perceptible measures is clearly one things claims to be the other, and that’s somehow not wrong.

          I address this flaw by never going out in public.

          • xKiv
            xKiv
            September 26, 2014 at 11:04 pm | #

            You might want to think about it as three separate classes of categories. Simplified (and “borrowed” from some old usenet group):
            Gender – what’s between your ears.
            Sex – what’s between your legs.
            Sexuality – who’s between your legs.

            And each of those is a complex thing in itself.

          • Mrak
            Mrak
            September 26, 2014 at 11:24 pm | #

            Yeah, the problem there is your claim to “all perceptible measures”.

          • Applejam
            Applejam
            September 30, 2014 at 8:02 am | #

            Here, think of it this way. Men and women have physiologically distinct brains, right? There’s different amounts of receptors for androgens and estrogens, there’s a few size differences in certain parts (The BSTc region is a famous example, but the A E Brain blog has plenty more), each responds to certain pheromones different ways, etc.

            In the case of trans people, as that blog above shows, it really does come down to having a brain that’s physiologically one way and a body that doesn’t match it. And try as we might, we’ve not yet figured out how to physically change the brain to make the two align, but we HAVE figured out how to change the body to make the two pretty darn close in alignment, and that process has an overwhelming majority (~98%) showing significant improvements in quality of life across the board, including health, stress, and emotional stability.

      • buckybone
        buckybone
        September 26, 2014 at 1:54 am | #

        Except the ones who don’t…funny how people like that became the majority of my close friends.

      • fit-to-freak
        fit-to-freak
        September 26, 2014 at 2:13 am | #

        whyyyyy though

  11. oatmonster
    oatmonster
    September 26, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Yay, more Carla!

  12. Xailenrath
    Xailenrath
    September 26, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    The pause that refreshes!

  13. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    September 26, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    So Sal knows Carla is trans* ?

    • Rosicrucian
      Rosicrucian
      September 26, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Knows. Doesn’t care. That’s how it should be.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        September 26, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

        The only reason I care is so I don’t use the wrong pronoun until gender becomes obvious. I hate mis-gendering someone, even by mistake. And I know a lot of trans* people so keeping gender straight is a problem for me. And don’t ask why I know so many trans* people that keeping who’s what straight (and otherwise) would be a problem (and it doesn’t help that there are two with the same names only reversed, they are basically swapping their pre-transition names even though they barely know each other).

        • Rosicrucian
          Rosicrucian
          September 26, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

          Well here’s the thing. Everyone calls Carla by female pronouns, and she seems cool enough with it. So nothing changes.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            September 26, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

            Yeah, but almost all the trans* people I know started transitioning after I met them. And before someone says anything I had nothing to do with that. I think, probably.

            • Juliecat
              Juliecat
              September 26, 2014 at 1:01 am | #

              Carla uses female pronouns. Therefore there should never be a reason NOT to use female pronouns unless Carla explicitly requests it.

            • Anonymous
              Anonymous
              September 26, 2014 at 4:53 am | #

              By default, I’d assume that almost half the trans people you know started transitioning before you met them, but had no reason to tell you.

              • 00a86b-FF00FF-FFFFFF
                00a86b-FF00FF-FFFFFF
                September 26, 2014 at 1:39 pm | #

                A fair point, but there’d probably a significant difference depending on how old Opus is. If they’re 18, then likely transitioning would have been far more difficult for people they know until pretty recently, not so much if they’re 30.

        • buckybone
          buckybone
          September 26, 2014 at 2:03 am | #

          I know exactly where you’re coming from, I’m still early enough along that you’d have to know what to look for to realize that I’m not actually a guy…but Carla is pretty clearly feminine (and VERY open about it), which makes female pronouns a very safe assumption.

      • The_Master
        The_Master
        September 26, 2014 at 12:48 pm | #

        Thank you, preachy mc preachy pants.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 26, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Carla seems to be the type that wouldn’t hide this fact about herself.

      • Annie
        Annie
        September 26, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

        I kind of wonder if she sees college as her chance to rewrite herself. Be who she is. Maybe she originally is from out-of-state and intentionally picked a school where there wouldn’t be anyone from her hometown and therefore no one that knew her pre-transition.

        I can see where she wouldn’t necessarily hide her gender from people, but she wouldn’t want to be known as “that trans-chick” either and especially wouldn’t want to be known as “that boy Carl [or whatever her pre-transition name was] that dresses like a girl.”

        • Gigafreak
          Gigafreak
          September 26, 2014 at 10:23 am | #

          So Carla is Ethan 2.0?

        • Mo
          Mo
          September 26, 2014 at 3:09 pm | #

          THAT BOY CARL

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            September 27, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

            wait what

            www

      • Applejam
        Applejam
        September 30, 2014 at 8:19 am | #

        Speaking as someone that’s worked while publicly “out,” and someone that now lives stealth…

        Maybe Carla is braver than me but I will shamefully do whatever I have to to keep stealth status. Even just yesterday I didn’t speak up when a classmate was denigrating trans people, and I’ve felt bad about it since, but if I could travel back in time those 24 hours I wouldn’t have done it differently.

    • That Damn Rat
      That Damn Rat
      September 26, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      Seems like it isn’t actually a secret, Carla initially thought the ding dong incident was an attack on her gender identity, which would imply people must know.

      • Jon P
        Jon P
        September 26, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

        I read that more as a “Someone found out and is outing me by drawing a dick on my door.” Though it could easily be the way you read it.

        • Kiapdx
          Kiapdx
          September 26, 2014 at 2:38 am | #

          This is how I read it too.

  14. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    September 26, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    I got confused, “It’s already past midnight, why are there only 13 comments?” Then I realized that I’m not on the west coast anymore….

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      September 26, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      b/c there’s no Slipshining going on

      [“YET LOLOLOLOL” NO SHUT UP]

  15. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    September 26, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    Well, now I want to see Zoidberg with Fuckface sitting on his head.

    • Arkadi
      Arkadi
      September 26, 2014 at 8:48 am | #

      …and now I want to see it too.

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        September 26, 2014 at 12:27 pm | #

        “Why not Zoidberg, and his little land reptile?”

  16. rachel
    rachel
    September 26, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    I SHIP IT

  17. Cal
    Cal
    September 26, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    Has Carla been confirmed as transgender?
    Explains why the whiteboard ding-dong was a “hate crime” before being hilarious.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 26, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      This might help.

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/cast/attachment/2014castcarla/

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        September 26, 2014 at 10:25 am | #

        Unless I’m missing something obvious, that page doesn’t say anything about her gender being different in the past. The only hint is the “single room” thing at the end, and not everyone knows what that implies.

        • Avery
          Avery
          September 26, 2014 at 5:07 pm | #

          In my experience, it implies severe roommate trouble or transferring from another institution late in the game.

        • Brady Kj
          Brady Kj
          September 26, 2014 at 6:55 pm | #

          Where I went to school, that just implies you didn’t want a roommate. I spent much of my college time without roommates. Doesn’t UI give people an option to live alone?

          • Gigafreak
            Gigafreak
            September 27, 2014 at 8:32 pm | #

            At Indiana University, trans* students were generally assigned to single rooms until recently. (Those rooms weren’t in Read Hall, but eh, details.)
            http://thehawkeyeonlinenews.wordpress.com/2014/06/06/faces-of-lgbt-at-iup/
            “Before then, transgender students were placed in a single-room dorm in University Towers”

            There was a whole discussion about why Carla had to be in a single because of her gender identity, but I can’t find it for the life of me.

            • Gigafreak
              Gigafreak
              September 27, 2014 at 8:34 pm | #

              The longer I spend searching for it and coming up with nothing, the more worried I am that I may have dreamed/hallucinated the whole thing…

              • Brady Kj
                Brady Kj
                September 29, 2014 at 9:36 pm | #

                Yes, but surely, there are hundreds of IU students who live alone simply because they feel like it or because things didn’t work out with their previous roommate. Unless IU has a policy of requiring students to have a roommate unless they have an unusual situation that prevents it.

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      September 26, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

      It hasn’t been spelled out in the comic, but Willis has said so elsewhere.

      • buckybone
        buckybone
        September 26, 2014 at 2:04 am | #

        Yep, he’s said it in the comments before.

    • insomniac
      insomniac
      September 26, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

      Pretty sure we have Word of Willis, but it hasn’t been spelled out.

  18. meghantheworldeater
    meghantheworldeater
    September 26, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    Is it just me, or is that a joint and not a cigarette in Carla’s mouth? Am I just crazy?

    • Rosicrucian
      Rosicrucian
      September 26, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      Hand-rolled cigarretes are an actual thing.

      • meghantheworldeater
        meghantheworldeater
        September 26, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

        Okay valid point…I’m gonna head canon it as weed though…until I’m proven wrong…

        • Dr. Zeus
          Dr. Zeus
          September 26, 2014 at 1:10 am | #

          That avatar makes that comment so much better.

    • Cypherfox
      Cypherfox
      September 26, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      It is definitely a joint.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 26, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

      If this was in Oz, the tobacco would be Drum and the rolling paper Tally-Hos.

      • Kelly
        Kelly
        September 26, 2014 at 3:56 am | #

        My step mom used Drum, actually. And that was in Montana. No Tally-Ho rolling paper here that I know off though.

      • Thomas64
        Thomas64
        September 26, 2014 at 5:20 am | #

        In Holland, the papers would have been RIZ LA + Blue. (RIZ LA + Red or Mascotte for cigarettes, RIZ LA + Blue for joints, because it burns more slowly and holds the ash cone together better).
        Some people I knew who were really confident in their rolling skills would roll big, multi-paper joints with glueless papers, Club, I think.

      • fogel
        fogel
        September 26, 2014 at 8:18 am | #

        For me, Drum and Zig-Zags.

  19. sps48
    sps48
    September 26, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    And Zoidberg!

  20. Malchus
    Malchus
    September 26, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    Those legwarmers. Why can’t I stop staring at those legwarmers?!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 26, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

      I’m having Rock Lee flashbacks myself.

      • thekit10666
        thekit10666
        September 26, 2014 at 3:23 am | #

        I am just waiting for her to take the weights off.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      September 26, 2014 at 8:55 am | #

      Pink Legwarmers of Speed!

      • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        September 26, 2014 at 6:31 pm | #

        “Da pink wuns go fastah!”

  21. Bill
    Bill
    September 26, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

    Sal: “You’re pretty danged tall.”
    Carla: “There’s a reason for that.”
    Sal: “Ah know. They wouldn’t care.”

    This is about as clear as mud.  Last time I checked, a person was tall because of genetics….or use of hormones, usually HGH (human growth hormone) although testosterone has also been shown to influence height as well.  So are we to assume that (in this universe) Carla is also transgender and is actually a post-op Carl?

    And if so, how would Sal have learned this?

    • meghantheworldeater
      meghantheworldeater
      September 26, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

      Sal did not learn it. She always knew. She’s omniscient. (In all seriousness though, it’s safe to assume Carla told her at some point off screen. I mean the met off screen too.)

    • Rosicrucian
      Rosicrucian
      September 26, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

      Carla doesn’t have to be a post-op anyone.

      Surgery or lack thereof isn’t what makes you trans.

      • Just Karen
        Just Karen
        September 26, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

        Not to mention ciswomen (cis=same, Opposite of trans, used to differentiate those whose assigned gender and actual gender align) can be tall. I’m tall (6’3), but I know a ciswoman the same height (Brienne of Tarth’s actress is my height as well).

        • meghantheworldeater
          meghantheworldeater
          September 26, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

          Brienne of Tarth is six foot???? O.O

          • Rosicrucian
            Rosicrucian
            September 26, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

            Gwendoline Christie is 6’3″, yeah.

            She mightay mightay.

            • Dr. Zeus
              Dr. Zeus
              September 26, 2014 at 1:12 am | #

              Just letting it all hang out.

          • kelticat
            kelticat
            September 26, 2014 at 4:03 pm | #

            Paternal great-grandmother 6+’, paternal grandfather 6+’, father 6+’, Male cousin 6+’ female cousin 1 5’11”, me 5’10”, sister 1 5’9″, sister 2 5’8″, paternal aunt 5’6″, female cousin 2 5’2″. The last one takes after my paternal grandmother.
            Genetics definately played a big role in the family height.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          September 26, 2014 at 12:45 am | #

          Don’t forget the WNBA…

        • Annie
          Annie
          September 26, 2014 at 1:02 am | #

          I was 6’1 before my back surgery shrunk me a couple of inches. But, women my height *are* few and far between. This can especially be true regionally. And at 18 a lot of the guys I knew who ended up being my height or taller by the end of college were shorter than me at the beginning of it. And out of everyone I knew in college the only people my height or taller were men.
          So, while women being quite tall happens, I can see where Carla might assume she’d have been shorter had she been born physically female.

        • Gigafreak
          Gigafreak
          September 26, 2014 at 10:29 am | #

          Women can be tall, but Carla is probably referring to the fact that the male average height is 6-9% taller on average worldwide.

          • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
            Gadgeteer Smashwidget
            September 26, 2014 at 6:33 pm | #

            huh, thought there was ~10% difference.

      • JWLM
        JWLM
        September 26, 2014 at 4:22 pm | #

        Not to mention that having shifted garb and being on anti-androgens and on estradiol leads to a female appearance. Since Carla piles on feminine hair and a somewhat rounded face, in fact, there’s no reason to think she’s doing anything chemical or physical to change the gender she presents.

    • Bill
      Bill
      September 26, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

      And if Carla was revealed as transgender in the past month or so, then I apologize for belaboring the obvious.  It’s just that my computer was out of commission and while I was keeping up with the daily strips on my smartphone it was just too damned difficult to follow the comments.

      • meghantheworldeater
        meghantheworldeater
        September 26, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

        I know Willis stated it at some point (but I forget where…sorry I can’t link.) though it’s never been explicitly stated in comic. Maybe if we yell about it enough he’ll come and settle the dispute again.

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          September 26, 2014 at 1:02 am | #

          He’s stated it on his tumblr, and repeatedly in the comments. And, honestly her first line in the Whiteboard Ding Dong Bandit arc should have made it pretty obvious. (Not that it apparently did.)

          • Rabid Rabbit
            Rabid Rabbit
            September 26, 2014 at 7:06 am | #

            I have to admit I’m in the ‘apparently didn’t’ camp. Reading the comments, I knew what that was about, but in-strip, what we knew at that point about Carla was:

            1) Kinda tall;
            2) Kinda cranky.

            The reaction to the ‘hate crime’ line (for those unaware) is more likely to be ‘WTF is that cranky girl on about?’ than anything else. It would probably take several mental leaps to come to the correct solution, and even then you wouldn’t be sure.

            Therefore, I’m delighted that there are more hints coming out in-strip, because the dichotomy between word-of-god insisting we interpret things correctly when the strip itself hasn’t given us enough info is getting annoying. (And this is coming from someone who in other fora, rants about how the death of the author is bullshit.)

            • Killjoy
              Killjoy
              September 26, 2014 at 2:16 pm | #

              Bravo. Well said.

            • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              September 26, 2014 at 6:38 pm | #

              /agree wholeheartedly

          • Killjoy
            Killjoy
            September 26, 2014 at 2:45 pm | #

            Nothing about that comment makes it obvious.

            Her reaction could just as easily be because she was lesbian. Or simply because she was the sort to to refer to having a dingdong drawn on her door as a “hate crime” — I’ve run into those sorts.

      • Salmo
        Salmo
        September 26, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

        I don’t think Carla is too secretive about it, for one thing, given that she was willing to announce when she thought the whiteboard dingdongs were an attack on her. Also… People just know these things. She’s got a single room while everyone else has a roommate, she’s notably tall, we don’t know what she sounds like… It’s possible they just know and no one makes a big deal out of it.

      • insomniac
        insomniac
        September 26, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

        It’s never been spelled out, but I think it’s fair to assume it isn’t a well-guarded secret (even if it isn’t exactly shouted from the rooftops).

      • meghantheworldeater
        meghantheworldeater
        September 26, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

        So I found some word of god on this. I think I remembered this being more of an unambiguous yes, but I think it’s good enough…right?

        http://dumbingofage.tumblr.com/post/91322448607/is-carla-going-to-be-acknowledged-as-canonically-trans#notes

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      September 26, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

      I kinda assumed that Carla doesn’t quite “pass” for cis-female, in part due to her height.

      • Just Karen
        Just Karen
        September 26, 2014 at 1:48 pm | #

        You’d be surprised. I’m 6’3″, and had assumed (when I first transitioned) that the height would be a constant giveaway. It’s not. Now that I’m away from people that knew me before, I’m almost never misgendered. I even have a coworker that recently learned I was Trans (because I was bongoing about TSA gropeage) and she had a literal jaw drop reaction with several seconds of “wait, what?”… and we’ve been working together for three months.

    • buckybone
      buckybone
      September 26, 2014 at 2:19 am | #

      Estrogen causes the long bones to stop growing sooner, which means she’s taller than she’d be if she hadn’t started male puberty.

  22. newllend
    newllend
    September 26, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

    I…have nothing to say tonight, maybe tomorrow.

  23. Travesty
    Travesty
    September 26, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

    The presentation of Carla in this series makes me incredibly happy. In fact, I’m astonished at just how much I like Carla when she’s divested of the baggage of ever having been Ultracar, who’s tied with Malaya for ‘oh god I simply can’t stand this character.’

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      September 26, 2014 at 12:50 am | #

      Strange how much I love Carla given how much I want Ultracar to die in a fire.

      A “car” fire.

      I do think it’s sad Carla isn’t Joe’s sister, though. Or his other parent’s child. Either would have worked.

      • Annie
        Annie
        September 26, 2014 at 1:06 am | #

        Joe’s dad gets around, though doesn’t he? I thought I remembered that being part of his character. His basically being Joe Sr. So maybe Carla is Joe’s half-sister.

      • 4th Dimension
        4th Dimension
        September 26, 2014 at 2:08 am | #

        She does live in the same building as her “mum and dad”.

  24. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    September 26, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

    I just love Carla’s entire outfit. And just Carla in general. And also Sal. So basically, these two need to interact more, because it just makes me really happy. Yay fab, beautiful ladies 🙂

  25. Lonas
    Lonas
    September 26, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

    Pauses help the world.

  26. Stephanie
    Stephanie
    September 26, 2014 at 1:01 am | #

    Woot! Carla! I hope this leads into a story about Carla/Heavily involving Carla.
    Also love her outfit 🙂

  27. Leorale
    Leorale
    September 26, 2014 at 1:02 am | #

    It’s also extra-nice to see that Sal, who was largely educated in a Catholic school in Tennessee, is effortlessly not a jerk about transpeople.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      September 26, 2014 at 1:32 am | #

      Can’t have been that largely since she was only sent there after she knocked over the convenience store. (I don’t think it was specifically mentioned when that happened (I can’t find it if so), but it wasn’t more than 4 or 5 years ago – even if Amber, Sal, and Ethan weren’t clearly in the throes of puberty, preteens don’t often have the freedom to knock over convenience stores.)

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        September 26, 2014 at 1:38 am | #

        In the flashbacks, I thought Sal looked most like an eighth-grader, which would put her in Tennessee for all of high school. However, exact age is hard to tell, especially when stylized.

        • 4th Dimension
          4th Dimension
          September 26, 2014 at 2:10 am | #

          Do we know how old Amber was then? Because they should be about same age.

        • Rabid Rabbit
          Rabid Rabbit
          September 26, 2014 at 7:08 am | #

          I believe Willis mentioned her as being 13 at the time. Something about how difficult it was to make her both worrying and adorable.

          • Amazistool
            Amazistool
            September 26, 2014 at 5:22 pm | #

            It was indicated really early in the comic:

            Walky: “I haven’t talked to you much in, like five years.“

        • Avery
          Avery
          September 26, 2014 at 5:00 pm | #

          Highschool is 4 years, which makes it only 1/3 of one’s pre-college mandatory schooling. Plus, don’t think the Catholicism “took”.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      September 26, 2014 at 9:58 am | #

      She was sent there as a punishment and took up sneaking out through windows and smoking while she was there.

  28. Mrmyerst
    Mrmyerst
    September 26, 2014 at 1:03 am | #

    Off topic, but with the poll question:

    The answer is clearly Dina- This is the story of how she observed a bunch of weirdos and decided she would stick to dinosaurs, because screw drama.

    You may think I am kidding, but The Great Willis has clearly framed this story through her perspective- with great attention to detail, and little judgement on the characters, just curiosity as to what makes them tick.

    Sorry for putting this post here- couldn’t spot anywhere more appropriate to put it.

    • meghantheworldeater
      meghantheworldeater
      September 26, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

      I like your theory.
      But we all know that the Great Faz is the true hero of not just this story, but of all stories.

      • Camachri
        Camachri
        September 26, 2014 at 2:56 am | #

        It is well documented that the hero of the story gets the girl, and Faz has noticed there are many girls within this story.

        Faz is ready.

  29. Pacce
    Pacce
    September 26, 2014 at 1:06 am | #

    What time is it?
    PETTY COMPLAINT TIME!
    Since Carla’s a transwoman and presumably on hormones, she really wouldn’t be able to smoke. Shit fucks up the effect and no decent doctor would prescribe her hormones until she quit smoking.
    PETTY COMPLAINT OVER!
    Yay, more Carla!

    • Annie
      Annie
      September 26, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

      But it looks like it might be a joint. Would 1 joint every once in a while have that big of an affect?

      (I’m genuinely asking because I have no clue what-so-ever.)

      • Stephanie
        Stephanie
        September 26, 2014 at 1:13 am | #

        Actually my doctor told me that you should not be doing Marijuana either while on hormones.

        • Pacce
          Pacce
          September 26, 2014 at 1:21 am | #

          Looking around, there is disagreement on the subject, but in any case, yeah it does clearly appear to be a joint and, so long as it’s an occasional habit, it would not LIKELY cause serious problems.

      • Pacce
        Pacce
        September 26, 2014 at 1:15 am | #

        To my understanding, no actually. It’s the nicotine that fucks everything up.
        Here’s a forum talking about this very subject:
        http://www.tgboards.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=14124

        • Annie
          Annie
          September 26, 2014 at 1:19 am | #

          I feel enlightened. I seriously thought any danger in smoking while on hormones would be the same danger, maybe more pronounced, as smoking regularly while on hormonal birth control. An increased risk of blood clots. I had no earthly idea it could reduce the effects of the hormones.

          • Sabrina Pandora
            Sabrina Pandora
            September 26, 2014 at 2:09 am | #

            Yet people continue to smoke even knowing it is killing them. Trust me, girls on mones do a lot stupider things than smoke in some cases. People are people, trans or not, and we are all unique in our life choices.

            • Pacce
              Pacce
              September 26, 2014 at 7:44 am | #

              That’s fair.

        • liahansen
          liahansen
          September 26, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

          very good to know…

  30. BH
    BH
    September 26, 2014 at 1:08 am | #

    Speaking as a transwoman who loves to skate, I feel Carla’s pain. I would like to get into roller derby, but I would be accused of having an unfair advantage due to my “male body”. Even though long-term hormone replacement therapy pretty thoroughly negates any and all testosteroney-muscleyness >.>

    • Annie
      Annie
      September 26, 2014 at 1:16 am | #

      That’s pretty shitty that people have to be assholes like that. I’m sorry.
      I’m broader and more muscley (or, was when I was younger, anyway) than my brother. Your physical gender and/or the one you had in childhood isn’t the end-all-be-all of how you’re built in adulthood.
      I figured Roller Derby would be one of the more open sports about that sort of thing. I could see the Olympics or the NFL being that petty and stupid, but a small sport in a fairly small town? Seems like they’d be more welcoming. That’s really sad that that’s not always the case.

    • OnnaStik
      OnnaStik
      September 26, 2014 at 1:26 am | #

      http://wftda.com/wftda-gender-policy

      Apparently the governing body of the sport has officially defined femaleness, for their purposes, as hormonal rather than anatomical? I don’t know how binding that is on individual leagues, so I don’t know if this is good news for you, but it might be!

    • Clank clank
      Clank clank
      September 26, 2014 at 1:57 am | #

      I’m really sorry to hear that. When did you last try it? A couple of the ladies in my friend’s league started life off as dudes and zero damns are given about it and I think this year the derby leagues came out with a policy of “you are the gender you say you are, we don’t need to know anything you don’t want to tell us”. It might be worth trying again maybe?

      • BH
        BH
        September 26, 2014 at 9:48 am | #

        It has been a few years. Maybe it bears looking into again…

        • Clank clank
          Clank clank
          September 26, 2014 at 2:55 pm | #

          Good luck!

          • StClair
            StClair
            September 26, 2014 at 6:23 pm | #

            Seconded.

    • Wrecks
      Wrecks
      September 26, 2014 at 5:03 am | #

      The derby crowd is really dang accepting. I’ve been a part of two WFTDA teams now, one who knows my trans-status and another who does not. No problems with anyone. People just want to skate. You should skate, too!

    • Brady Kj
      Brady Kj
      September 26, 2014 at 7:08 pm | #

      I’m confused. I thought roller derby was designed to give an advantage to female bodies. I thought that was the entire point of the game.
      And aren’t tall people with high centers of gravity easier to get knocked over when they’re on skates?

  31. Don't Mind Me
    Don't Mind Me
    September 26, 2014 at 1:45 am | #

    If it weren’t for the comments, I would’ve had no idea what was going on. I was actually wondering if her leg warmers concealed stilts or something.

    • Yoohoo
      Yoohoo
      September 26, 2014 at 1:59 am | #

      Don’t feel bad, I’m right there with you. With many very tall women in my family I didn’t know where that comment was going. Guess I haven’t been paying close enough attention.

    • Jason
      Jason
      September 26, 2014 at 2:17 am | #

      Well, yesterday Willis finally explicitly stated in-comic that Marcie was mute and not deaf, so maybe soon it will be explicitly stated in-comic what Carla’s deal is.

      • buckybone
        buckybone
        September 26, 2014 at 2:23 am | #

        He’s said it in the comments before…

        • Rabid Rabbit
          Rabid Rabbit
          September 26, 2014 at 7:09 am | #

          Comments don’t count. Even when they’re from God the Creator, they just don’t count.

          • Killjoy
            Killjoy
            September 26, 2014 at 9:32 am | #

            I tend to agree with this sentiment in general — for some reason it really bugs me when major character revelations, plot explanations, etc, take place outside the story itself.

            While the author gets final say on everything about their work (I utterly reject both fan-canon, and the lit-crit New Criticism movement), absolute and total final say, I’m conversely always tempted to assert that if it doesn’t take place in the story, it doesn’t count.

            • Rutee
              Rutee
              September 26, 2014 at 10:07 am | #

              Oh, are you going to be my unicorn who understands what ‘New Criticism’ is saying before you reject it? Because I like unicorns.

              • Killjoy
                Killjoy
                September 26, 2014 at 1:52 pm | #

                To be fair, I have a low opinion of literary criticism in general… just read the damn book, and stop arguing over the best way to tear it apart.

                New Criticism’s simultaneous rejection of the context in which a book was written and claim to objectivity, is laughable.

                Reader response is either lost in blithering postmodernist subjectivism, or treats the reader as a “spherical chicken of uniform density”.

                Marxist lit theory is just another example of Marxists treating everything like a nail because they only have the one hammer (and the sickle that goes with it).

                Etc.

                • Rutee
                  Rutee
                  September 26, 2014 at 2:27 pm | #

                  Darn, I wanted a unicorn. Oh well, I guess I can pick up some MLP toys or something.

                • Killjoy
                  Killjoy
                  September 30, 2014 at 9:54 am | #

                  Well, since I can’t reply to Rutee’s comment… we’ll allow anyone reading this to decide if her smug vagueness is justified, or just a front.

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Criticism
                  http://public.wsu.edu/~delahoyd/new.crit.html
                  https://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/722/03/
                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_the_Author

              • Rutee
                Rutee
                November 1, 2014 at 2:09 pm | #

                Nice try, but your complaints often don’t make sense if you specifically mean 1950s New Criticism. I mean ‘postmodern’? Which postdates its heyday considerably? Also, even if they were better contemporaries, ‘postmodernist subjectivism’ + ‘claim to objectivity’…. yer aware of what postmodernism is nominally about, yeah?

                Now if you want to say you understand the concept of the Death of the Author? Sure, I’d buy that. That’s an easy concept. But claiming to be attacking New Criticism when you’re just making generic claims common of literary critics in general? If you were being literal, brava for attacking a dead school; perhaps next you’ll go for the Mercantilists. IF you weren’t, which seems more likely, well…

            • showler
              showler
              September 26, 2014 at 12:51 pm | #

              I largely agree with that, but Sal’s comment and the white board comment is it taking place in the story. This is how the audience is supposed to figure out that she is Trans*.

              It’s not much different from Jocelyn dropping the email address.

              • Killjoy
                Killjoy
                September 26, 2014 at 1:56 pm | #

                You’re right on those moments as the reveal happening in story.

                The subject of in-story vs word-of-author is broader and relates to some other things, such as Marcie being mute not deaf, etc.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      September 26, 2014 at 9:06 am | #

      Springs. Inspector Gadget-style.

  32. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    September 26, 2014 at 2:10 am | #

    I always thought after applecore came “Roger Moore”.

  33. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    September 26, 2014 at 2:30 am | #

    Oh, so that’s Carla’s deal. Cool.

  34. Jesus DeSaad
    Jesus DeSaad
    September 26, 2014 at 2:35 am | #

    Dear Willis. I get it, you want to introduce characters from the entire population spectrum, but I have to warn you, the second you introduce someone who says they’re otherkin and people take them seriously I’m leaving the comic.

    • AHR
      AHR
      September 26, 2014 at 2:43 am | #

      that seems like an oddly specific threat. Did an otherkin kill your puppy or something?

      • motorfirebox
        motorfirebox
        September 26, 2014 at 10:30 am | #

        No. An otherkin killed his parents. As he sat alone in his mansion, trying to figure out how to strike fear into the hearts of furrydoers, a human flew threw his window. And so he became… Manman.

        • Crumplepunch
          Crumplepunch
          September 26, 2014 at 3:44 pm | #

          With the proportionate strength of ONE MAN! Able to leap low obstacles in a single bound! Capable of lifting objects of average weight with minimal strain! The hero of today!

    • liahansen
      liahansen
      September 26, 2014 at 3:15 am | #

      I don’t see what any of that has to do with anything

    • Spiny Creature
      Spiny Creature
      September 26, 2014 at 5:44 am | #

      “Warning” would imply Willis wants you to stick around…

      • Jesus DeSaad
        Jesus DeSaad
        September 27, 2014 at 4:22 am | #

        You’re implying that a webcomic creator doesn’t care if fans stop visiting his page. You’re clearly failing to understand some things.

    • Thomas64
      Thomas64
      September 26, 2014 at 7:05 am | #

      You should read this, item #3 in particular.

      • motorfirebox
        motorfirebox
        September 26, 2014 at 10:28 am | #

        I just wanted to point out that #8a is a total strawman.

        • Salmo
          Salmo
          September 26, 2014 at 3:05 pm | #

          It’s a totally neon and playskool strawman. Wait, which comic am I on?

        • Amazistool
          Amazistool
          September 26, 2014 at 5:39 pm | #

          And #5 is totes double standards, as violated by the author himself many many times, especially in the alt-text!

          (But maybe the rule does not apply to alt-text?)

      • Jesus DeSaad
        Jesus DeSaad
        September 27, 2014 at 4:19 am | #

        I respect Willis too much to just leave without explaining why. As a comic book artist I like people telling me what I did wrong to turn them away from me.

    • Pacce
      Pacce
      September 26, 2014 at 7:25 am | #

      Listen, is cool and all for you to have things you don’t like, but you kinda don’t have any sway at all here.
      Author gonna do what they want. Drop it or don’t, but remember, no one is gonna cry if you do and Willis will probably make fun of any parting comment you make.

      • Jesus DeSaad
        Jesus DeSaad
        September 27, 2014 at 4:25 am | #

        I hope it doesn’t come to that, because it’s not just a personal quirk or a pet hate, but a valid reason to be pissed off at people who equate transgendered people to what’s basically the only Monty Python skit that has overstayed its welcome.

        • Pacce
          Pacce
          September 27, 2014 at 10:06 am | #

          Well, I’LL quit the comic if he doesn’t include otherkin!
          Now we’ll see which one of us Willis really loves!

    • greengeekgirl
      greengeekgirl
      September 26, 2014 at 9:42 am | #

      “I get it”

      Somehow, I doubt this.

    • Cybersnark
      Cybersnark
      September 26, 2014 at 10:29 am | #

      So you don’t want Dina to start self-identifying as a dinosaur trapped in a hominid body?

      • JWLM
        JWLM
        September 26, 2014 at 1:48 pm | #

        +1.

        • Avery
          Avery
          September 26, 2014 at 4:51 pm | #

          +100

    • clodia
      clodia
      September 26, 2014 at 10:43 am | #

      Are you equating being trans to identifying as otherkin?

      • Amazistool
        Amazistool
        September 26, 2014 at 5:41 pm | #

        He clearly makes a distinction here, with only one of them being a reason for him to leave.

        • Jesus DeSaad
          Jesus DeSaad
          September 27, 2014 at 4:20 am | #

          Oh Amazistool, only you understand me.

  35. KiTA
    KiTA
    September 26, 2014 at 3:46 am | #

    I was going to call it — Carla’s a Transwoman. But apparently this is already well known? Huh.

    Well, ok. It makes sense given Ultra Car’s history in the other universe.

    • darkgloomie
      darkgloomie
      September 26, 2014 at 7:03 am | #

      I’m pretty sure Willis mentioned it… somewhere in the comments maybe?

      Plus, after the whole “there’s a penis on my whiteboard, it’s discrimination! Oh wait there’s one on every whiteboard, then it’s just funny” it was kind of foregone.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      September 26, 2014 at 9:53 am | #

      It was known long before she even showed up.

  36. MO
    MO
    September 26, 2014 at 10:10 am | #

    It’s nice to see that even Willis has fully embraced Malaya as the worst

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      September 26, 2014 at 12:39 pm | #

      Actually, I think this is just another reason he would think she’s The Best.

  37. Jesse Conlang
    Jesse Conlang
    September 26, 2014 at 11:14 am | #

    Uh, did anyone else find the dialogue in this comic a little… obtuse?

    I’m terrible at subtext, but I never would have made the leap between “Carla is tall” and “Carla is trans”. I get that it’s the kind of implication that a person might want to keep on the DL, but dang, man. It read panel three a dozen times, and even then I had to read the comments to figure it out.
    I’m not just being thick, right?

    • MrBurrows
      MrBurrows
      September 26, 2014 at 12:23 pm | #

      Well, if you know Shortpacked, you would understand that’s not “Carla’s” original body. So add in “Tall for a woman” with “changed bodies in an alternate universe”, trans is the best guess.

    • Keebs
      Keebs
      September 26, 2014 at 12:24 pm | #

      Trans am, you mean… *Yukk yukk*

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 26, 2014 at 8:00 pm | #

        So Carla was originally CARR, KITT’s evil twin? Disturbingly plausible.

    • agentksilver
      agentksilver
      September 26, 2014 at 1:38 pm | #

      No, I felt much the same way. Even with the same information that MrBurrows used, I still had no idea what they were referring to.

      • Killjoy
        Killjoy
        September 26, 2014 at 2:03 pm | #

        Anyone reading this without the Shortpacked version of the character and the comments section to fill in information can definitely be excused for not putting together “offended when she thought the dingdong was directed at her alone” and “tall for a woman” and concluding that Carla is trans.

        Have their been any other “clues” that I’m missing there, that would have made it more obvious?

        • agentksilver
          agentksilver
          September 26, 2014 at 6:32 pm | #

          I’ll be honest: I read this and concluded that Carla had Marfan Syndrome. Even knowing that Carla started out as Ultra-Car in SP!, even reading that transition, I still read this and interpreted the entire scenario as “Marfan Syndrome”

          • Jesse Conlang
            Jesse Conlang
            September 26, 2014 at 7:05 pm | #

            yeah, see, in my mind the subtext went something like “you’re tall” “yup, I’m tall. because I grew” “ah know you are”

    • JWLM
      JWLM
      September 26, 2014 at 2:14 pm | #

      Willis is uses the ‘show, don’t tell’ approach to cartooning in DoA. That means he’s almost never going to *tell* us anything; he’s going to show us and let us figure it out for ourselves. Given that we live that way in real life, that’s actually ‘right’.

      For instance, we know Amber’s Amazi-Girl because we see her getting into the costume or with her mask off. In-universe, he goes even further; he shows us characters in-universe completely not getting it. He doesn’t ever *say* that nobody gets that; instead, we have examples of people rejecting it. Danny is faithful to Amazi-Girl, so he turns Amber down. Sarah says really nasty things about ‘that shut-in’ to…well, that shut in. Billie doesn’t believe that Amber is Amazi-Girl when she is *told* that. The only person who really gets it is Dorothy, and even she’s totally freaked out when she figures Amazi-Girls real identity.

      Carla isn’t going to say ‘Yeah, well, you know I’m trans, so they will throw me out,’ any more than Joycelyn was going to say ‘Look, Ethan, I’m really a girl.’ Willis shows us how facts about a person shape their personal narrative, and leaves us to figure out what those facts must be.

      • Salmo
        Salmo
        September 26, 2014 at 3:07 pm | #

        And remember how many people thought Jocelyn’s secret was that Joshua uses a pen name?

      • Amazistool
        Amazistool
        September 26, 2014 at 5:47 pm | #

        Willis is the ‘show, don’t tell’ approach
        Nope, he uses the “show breadcrumbs, don’t tell”. (He used that word himself regarding the signs of racism of Walkies and Sals parents).

        Which is why it’s recommend to also read the comments, especially when you feel that you are missing something when reading the comic!

      • Jesse Conlang
        Jesse Conlang
        September 26, 2014 at 7:01 pm | #

        I have absolutely no problem with that style of storytelling, and believe me, this kind of thing happens to me in real life all the time. I’m just glad I’m not alone.

      • Yoohoo
        Yoohoo
        September 27, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

        But AmaziGirl was easy for the audience – whether you’re well versed in the tropes or just realize AmaziGirl just looks like Amber in a jumpsuit, mask, and cape, it’s very easy to conclude Amber=AmaziGirl, whether the story actually states it out or not.

        Marcie’s deal feels more akin to this than Carla’s. It’s not blatantly in your face, but with a few context clues, it’s easy enough to guess.

        No, this feels more like Sal and Jocelyn’s situations – Sal, being grayer if you’re not familiar with her plight (heck I’m black and wasn’t sure if Willis was going there until the Dad’s hair comment), and Jocelyn — were there any clues at all that specifically pointed to being transgendered? I believe the masses were frothing at her being gay for Ethan until the email came out.

        So yeah, show, don’t tell definitely is effective, but with this medium I think some topics need to be a little more … Heavy handed? Or at least give its readers a break if they miss subtle clues the first time around. Haven’t seen ‘ZOMG how could you nooooooooot know’ comments about this, which is good though. Hate seeing ‘well in X comic by Willis..’ when he specifically says you don’t have to be well versed in those universes to know this one.

        • LouisvilleRobin
          LouisvilleRobin
          April 25, 2015 at 8:29 am | #

          ^^^^this!!
          Especially the last sentence.
          At the very beginning we were told that we didn’t need to read the other comics to understand this one.
          And with how prolific the commenters are on this it is unrealistic to expect new readers to slog through many score of posts on each of the hundreds of comics, most of which are just hanging out talk.
          And comments along the lines of “Well d’uh Willis already said that in some other comics comment section.” are elitist and off putting for new readers, and I am glad at how few of them there are but…

  38. Slinx
    Slinx
    September 26, 2014 at 11:54 am | #

    I wonder who else is on this derby team… *strokes beard*

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 26, 2014 at 8:02 pm | #

      It would be nice if it were in the same universe as GWS.

  39. but wait!
    but wait!
    September 26, 2014 at 2:20 pm | #

    Since when is being tall an advantage when you’re playing derby?

    • Jesse Conlang
      Jesse Conlang
      September 26, 2014 at 7:06 pm | #

      uh, longer strides, maybe?

      • Salmo
        Salmo
        September 26, 2014 at 9:05 pm | #

        Yup, and longer reach.

  40. airyu
    airyu
    September 26, 2014 at 8:55 pm | #

    I don’t get what is so bad/annoying about Malaya. She seems like a good person and tried to help Sal and the others when they fought Amazi-girl, so why does everyone hate her? Does that have to do with Willis’s other comics?

    • Salmo
      Salmo
      September 26, 2014 at 9:04 pm | #

      Yeah, she was much more insufferable in Shortpacked when she was introduced. Though she has mellowed out over there as well, largely as a result of dating Ultra Car, that universe’s equivalent of Carla. They hate everything together, and it’s actually kind of sweet.

  41. Vangeln
    Vangeln
    September 26, 2014 at 10:48 pm | #

    Well, Ah stay up until dawn to get vengeance and sometimes to fight Amazi-whatever.

  42. Aceheart
    Aceheart
    September 26, 2014 at 11:54 pm | #

    Hey just an idea, what if Carla is an amputee and the is why she’s so tall? If you think about it her legs are always covered from the knees down by baggy legwarmers or long socks. She could have possibly lost everything from the knees down in, say, a car accident.

    • SwanBlossom
      SwanBlossom
      October 9, 2015 at 4:01 pm | #

      She is probably alluding to the fact that she’s trans.

  43. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    April 15, 2015 at 12:16 pm | #

    Something tells me it’s not only tobacco in that cig.

  44. Saki
    Saki
    May 15, 2016 at 9:32 am | #

    Ooooh wow I only just now understood the third panel. I’m slow that way.

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