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by David M Willis on October 22, 2016 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Glower Vacuum
└ Tags: amber, dorothy, ethan, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    October 22, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    Walky’s like one of those Sneekums toys

    • AGV
      AGV
      October 22, 2016 at 8:18 am | #

      I need this SO MUCH in my life

  2. Dara
    Dara
    October 22, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    i wonder if dina gives lessons in not being seen. walky could use some.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      October 22, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

      Lesson 1: Do not stand up.

      • carl320
        carl320
        October 22, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

        Don’t hide behind the water barrel.

    • DSL
      DSL
      October 22, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

      (explosion)

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        October 22, 2016 at 1:36 am | #

        The larch. The larch.

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          October 22, 2016 at 1:37 am | #

          Number 73: The naughty bits of a fountain.

          • fire_daws
            fire_daws
            October 22, 2016 at 10:22 am | #

            That only works on Joyce.

  3. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    October 22, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Walky, the only way you’re going to pass this class is if you have sex with a certain bow-tie wearing character.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      October 22, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

      Didn’t work for Sal, but maybe he’ll have better luck?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        October 22, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

        Only if the sex is really fantastic and he promises not to tell anyone afterwards.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 22, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

      I already told him NO.

      • LookingIn
        LookingIn
        October 22, 2016 at 12:31 am | #

        Not even for some Jammie Dodgers or jelly babies?

        • Abel Undercity
          Abel Undercity
          October 22, 2016 at 4:22 am | #

          Only if I’m also promised tea.

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      October 22, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

      Naw, that doesn’t work; that’s why Sal started talking to Wonder Bread Boy!

    • Dana
      Dana
      October 22, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

      Next time he should have Dorothy wear a bow-tie rather than a Mac ‘n Cheese tee?

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        October 22, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

        Dorothy would look adorable in a bowtie and you know it. 🙂

        • butts
          butts
          October 22, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

          But what if she wore the Mac ‘n Cheese shirt AND a bowtie?

        • -Sentinel-
          -Sentinel-
          October 22, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

          And a business suit.

          I’ve got a thing for women in business suits.

        • Willoughby Chase
          Willoughby Chase
          October 22, 2016 at 8:05 am | #

          top-hat, white-tie and tails!

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZOJoV6H2UMac‘

          Don’t think they do mac’n’cheese at the Ritz …

    • 42
      42
      October 22, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      Or he could develop study skills…

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        October 22, 2016 at 1:25 am | #

        He could do that. Sure. But something tells me he’d rather be eating nachitos instead.

        • SgtWadeyWilson
          SgtWadeyWilson
          October 22, 2016 at 4:49 am | #

          Solution: Nachitos with study guides printed on them.

          What could go wrong?

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            October 22, 2016 at 6:59 am | #

            He’ll eat them all in an attempt to ‘consume all the knowledge’, but not actually read them.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        October 22, 2016 at 6:58 am | #

        That’s just crazy talk.

  4. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    October 22, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    Since we never saw Walky go behind Ethan, I’m just going to assume he’s been there for this entire scene.

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      October 22, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      And neither Amber nor Ethan saw him. He must have been great at hide and seek.

      • Nono
        Nono
        October 22, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

        Hide and geek?

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          October 22, 2016 at 4:54 pm | #

          Slide and peek?

    • Willoughby Chase
      Willoughby Chase
      October 22, 2016 at 4:45 am | #

      Hiding in Ethan’s back-pocket?

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        October 22, 2016 at 10:17 am | #

        “Is that a Walkerton in your pocket or is your ass just happy to see me?”

        • Willoughby Chase
          Willoughby Chase
          October 22, 2016 at 5:15 pm | #

          No, it’s the Pocket Walkerton Edition!

  5. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    October 22, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    A wild Walky appears!

  6. inqntrol
    inqntrol
    October 22, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    Did Walky take lesson from Dina to how to hide in plain sight?

  7. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    October 22, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    We know AmaziGirl and Walky are best friends, but will Amber like him as much?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      October 22, 2016 at 7:00 am | #

      Will Walky make the connection?

  8. butts
    butts
    October 22, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Walky, get out of Ethan’s pants.

    That’s what we have Danny for.

  9. Leorale
    Leorale
    October 22, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    It’s similar but differs slightly from the intoxicating rush of productivity.

  10. BBCC
    BBCC
    October 22, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Aw geez, in case I needed further confirmation Dorothy is me.

  11. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    October 22, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Jesus Walky ! I think Amazi-girl can learn a thing or two about stealth from him.

  12. miados
    miados
    October 22, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    oh walky. your name is only walky you can’t run from your problems yet.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      October 22, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

      Walky, Walky, in the rain

      • butts
        butts
        October 22, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

        …it’s the rain

  13. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    October 22, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Okay, just went back and checked, just in case.

  14. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    October 22, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    *plays Joe Jackson’s “Invisible Man” on the hacked Muzak*

    • Stephen R. Bierce
      Stephen R. Bierce
      October 22, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

      *followed by “Walk, Don’t Run”*

  15. Architex
    Architex
    October 22, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    Reginald returns!

    • Emperor Norton
      Emperor Norton
      October 22, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

      But is not tagged correctly.

      Damn you, Willis!

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        October 22, 2016 at 4:38 pm | #

        The Duke hides whereever he damn well pleases!

        …sir.

  16. Ubertenorman
    Ubertenorman
    October 22, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    Why is Walky hiding again? Or do we not know yet?

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      October 22, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

      He doesn’t want Dorothy to know he has trouble with math.

  17. 42
    42
    October 22, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    “Hiding Behind The Gay Man” is the name for the first album by my 80s Post Punk revival band.

    • Lipke the Articulate
      Lipke the Articulate
      October 22, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

      Track 3- “Stress is Fun”

  18. Haven
    Haven
    October 22, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    Oh man, this is so ridiculous but the blocking on yesterday’s strip makes it entirely possible. I love it.

    I have to assume Walky snuck up on them while they stopped for Pokemon in “Oil” and then just stayed GLUED to Ethan’s back.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      October 22, 2016 at 7:00 am | #

      Maybe Walky was a Pokemon all along!

  19. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    October 22, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    Walky has been learning from Dina

    • Daisy
      Daisy
      October 22, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

      I wonder if Dina’s teachers forget to mark her work. Do all of Dina’s possessions have the same unnoticeability? Walky would be hella jelly.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        October 22, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

        Larry Niven wrote about something like this in “A Gift From Earth”.

  20. Rukduk
    Rukduk
    October 22, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

    You know it was very nice of Dina to give Walky stealth lessons despite the fact they don’t see eye to eye when it comes nom-canonical dinosaurs.

  21. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    October 22, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

    Walky is apparently a Scooby-Doo character.

    • JustCheetoDust
      JustCheetoDust
      October 22, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

      He’ll be stuttering through the word “math” in no time.

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        October 22, 2016 at 4:54 am | #

        “M-m-m-ma-math? Like, how ’bout we get some Nachitos instead?”

        • JustCheetoDust
          JustCheetoDust
          October 22, 2016 at 9:07 am | #

          And now that we’ve seen him with AG we just need Dumbiverse versions/equivalents of Sandy Duncan and the Harlem Globetrotters.

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            October 22, 2016 at 4:40 pm | #

            Saw them around 25 years ago. Funny show.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      October 22, 2016 at 7:02 am | #

      Well, he can be bribed with junk food…

  22. Bluewind
    Bluewind
    October 22, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

    Damn it Walky go drop that class already! You’re stressed out and LYING to your girlfriend. Neither of those things are good for you or your relationship. If you want to try and get through the class, go get some tutoring. If you notice any improvements, decide rather or not you think you can keep the pace without burning out. If not, drop before the drop date. Life only gets harder from here so ya gotta learn how to fail and be okay with it.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      October 22, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

      It’s been a month – the drop date is probably past, or if not, very close to passing. At this point though, it’s best to take the withdraw mark already.

      • trlkly
        trlkly
        October 22, 2016 at 1:20 am | #

        I’ve never heard of drop dates that soon. I mean, you haven’t even gotten your midterm grades. Heck, six weeks was the automatic drop out point (if you never showed up), and a month is less than that.

        Now, it’s probably too late to get into another math course. The only way that could work is if he talked to a bunch of people who were willing to work with him. (Including having him make up the work he missed.) And, I guess, having an in with the dean could help.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          October 22, 2016 at 1:43 am | #

          Most drop dates I’ve seen (including for IU) are usually around the end of September, early October- you don’t need a midterm to know a class isn’t working for you.

          • Tan
            Tan
            October 22, 2016 at 2:15 am | #

            https://studentcentral.indiana.edu/calendar/official-calendar/index.html says October 23rd for the Fall 2016 term.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              October 22, 2016 at 3:10 am | #

              That’s considered a late drop though, and it gets you a withdraw mark. The point where you can drop a class without a withdraw mark is in the first week of classes. https://studentcentral.indiana.edu/register/dropping-adding/late-drop-add.html

              And last year’s late drop start was August 31st,and ended for the term in September if I’m reading this correctly (and my apologies if I’m not): https://onestart.iu.edu/ccl-prd/GroupCalendar.do?methodToCall=publicCalendar&pubCalId=GRP1469

              Clicking through there also suggests that late August/early-mid September is usually when the late drop sessions start, but they can end by October. So he still has time to drop and take a withdrawal mark, sure, but the point where he can drop and have it not show up is most likely past. I apologize for my goof up though and I’ll try to double check those in future before I open my mouth ….er, type my post….dammit, forums ruin colloquialisms like that don’t they?

              • Tan
                Tan
                October 22, 2016 at 9:01 am | #

                To drop without it showing up on your transcript at all, it needs to be during the continuous add/drop period, which ends the Sunday after the first week of classes (for Fall 2016 this was August 28th, though for our DoA crew it would’ve been September 5th, a.k.a. Book 2 Chapter 2). If you look at August 29th on both my link and yours, they both say “Grade of W begins for all drops.” Since this was before Walky started struggling, not showing up on the transcript at all was never on the table; it’s just a question of getting an automatic W vs most likely getting an F.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  October 22, 2016 at 10:02 am | #

                  Yuuuuup. Which is why I said he’d definitely be taking a withdrawal mark now. As I said, even the latest of the drop/add period ended in mid Sept in the past years I looked at, so he’s been SOL well for a while on that count.

                • Tan
                  Tan
                  October 22, 2016 at 12:10 pm | #

                  I think we’re just having a terminology clash, then. The drop date that (I’m 99% sure) Bluewind and most everyone is talking about is the date (barring extenuating circumstances) to drop and get a W rather than an F, which, as mentioned, is October 23rd for the Fall 2016 term (for the Dumbing of Age crew it’s probably either October 24th, since that’s the Sunday for them, or October 31st, since Dumbing of Age classes started 8 days after real world Fall 2016 classes started). So he’s got 2-3 weeks to get his act together before the Point of No Return

                • Bluewind
                  Bluewind
                  October 22, 2016 at 1:16 pm | #

                  Thank you Tan. Yes, that’s what I meant. He still has time to drop the class and have a W on his record rather than an F. Apologies for not making myself more clear in my original post. 🙂

                • trlkly
                  trlkly
                  October 22, 2016 at 2:19 pm | #

                  Yeah. I’d never even heard of dropping without the W. If I could’ve done that, I could have saved my scholarship. I knew that I wouldn’t get an A in my class when he announced that there would be a physical project. I can do the math, but I’m a horrible engineer.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  October 22, 2016 at 2:26 pm | #

                  Ahhhhh, okay, yeah. I was thinking of the day you can drop without any consequences, which is from late August to early-mid September at latest, in which case he’s out of luck. He probably has a few weeks to still take a withdrawal mark, yes.

              • Orion Fury
                Orion Fury
                October 22, 2016 at 4:42 pm | #

                NOT ENOUGH DROP!

        • ety
          ety
          October 22, 2016 at 9:56 pm | #

          Geez, if I remember correctly we had automatic drop if you missed the first class and the drop by dates were a couple weeks in… we were on a quarter system though.

    • Emperor Norton
      Emperor Norton
      October 22, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

      Yeeeeeeah, I somehow have a feeling that Walky will -not- do any of those things.

      For one thing, those things require a certain level of maturity, self-insight, and -not- having your identity tied up into being “genius without even trying”.

      In other words, it requires the Anti-Walky.

      Oh, and haven’t been much around the last few days. How have you been, Bluewind?

      • Bluewind
        Bluewind
        October 22, 2016 at 1:52 am | #

        I think hell is a good descriptor of my week. Got a migraine because those hotdogs dad swore were MSG free weren’t. Popped out a filling a few days after my dentist appointment and she had an emergency so she’s been out of town so I can’t see her until the end of the month. It’s starting to get cool and my car heater isn’t working. My nephew is getting married on Sunday and I have yet to even get him a card (which will have money in it because somebody forgot to tell people the date of the wedding or send out invites until 3 weeks before and I have had 0 time to shop). And my dad’s dog (26 lb 1 year old black lab mix) decided that bottle of ant poison dad threw away because he thought it was empty would make a great chew toy! He’s okay now, but it was close. I’m lucky in that I have my vet’s cell number and had him walk me through first aid.

        • Emperor Norton
          Emperor Norton
          October 22, 2016 at 2:16 am | #

          Bummer, bugger, and shit.

          Also, gift cards to adult toy stores is always appropriate for surprise weddings. They surprise you with the wedding, you surprise them with the gift. 😀

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            October 22, 2016 at 7:04 am | #

            And a few months later later, they get another surprise!

          • Bluewind
            Bluewind
            October 22, 2016 at 1:26 pm | #

            Lol! That would be a hoot. They said after the Christmas proposal that they were getting married in a year, but neglected to tell anyone the date! The good news is that dad did not like the only wedding appropriate outfit I own, so he gave me money for new pants and a top.

            • Orion Fury
              Orion Fury
              October 22, 2016 at 4:45 pm | #

              Bachelorette shirt that says “Here comes the Bride”?

              Oh, wait, appropriate.

              • Bluewind
                Bluewind
                October 23, 2016 at 1:08 am | #

                I ended up getting a bunch of little things (and a $20) with a reason for each in the card which I’ll give to them at the wedding tomorrow.

                Picture Frame: to fill memories so that when the years pass he and she can look at them and be transported back in time to when they were made.
                Chocolate: so both will still have sweets when the cake is all gone
                A tree picture with the word family below it: to welcome her as a new edition to our family tree (God help her) and to remind him that no matter how far apart we are, we are still connected
                Fuzzy Socks: to keep her feet warm when she snuggles him at night
                Circus Peanuts (candy): so that a little bit of Mamaw would be there for their wedding (they were her favorite)

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          October 22, 2016 at 7:50 pm | #

          If your car heater isn’t working, and doesn’t already have built-in seat heaters, you can get a seat heater pad for pretty cheap.

          Also pretty nice even when the regular heater works, since they warm up much faster, and conserve precious butt-warmth rather than stealing it away.

          • Bluewind
            Bluewind
            October 23, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

            Ah yes. We much protect our precious booty 😉

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          October 24, 2016 at 3:26 pm | #

          But aside from all that, things are going great? Sorry if that’s a bit inappropriate. A week like that and I would have snapped, humour is my coping mechanism. I like your reasoning on the wedding presents, very thoughful.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      October 22, 2016 at 12:38 am | #

      He’s not LYING yet. Right now he’s merely HIDING from her.

      That way he doesn’t have to lie and its fine, everything’s fine

  23. Sam
    Sam
    October 22, 2016 at 12:31 am | #

    What is Dorothy upto exactly? She was picking up trash, making “sympathetic” talk with Billy etc in the morning. Now she has some other duties to attend to. She prbbly isnt the new RA, but is she helping out whoever it is?

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      October 22, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

      She’s making a power play for the position.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        October 22, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

        As a freshman, she cannot be an RA.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      October 22, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

      There isn’t a new RA yet. The RM is filling in for the interim.

      I’m pretty sure talking to Billie was just her trying to be nice to an acquaintance / friend-of-a-friend that she knew was having a rough time. The garbage, I think was just her being a bit of a dork, I dunno.

      If I had to guess what’s she’s up to now, I’d say she’s checking into possible options relating to her morning discussion with Amber and the events at the rally last night.

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        October 22, 2016 at 5:13 am | #

        They skipped from RA to RM? What happened to RB through RL?
        …
        …
        …
        I’ll see myself out.

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          October 22, 2016 at 7:03 am | #

          Because 7 8 9!

          • JustCheetoDust
            JustCheetoDust
            October 22, 2016 at 9:12 am | #

            …the Aristocrats!

            I’m doing it wrong, aren’t I?

            • Orion Fury
              Orion Fury
              October 22, 2016 at 4:46 pm | #

              No, I beleive that was an appropriate response.

      • John
        John
        October 22, 2016 at 8:21 pm | #

        I still think Billie should promote herself to the position just by moving into the room and doing the job. She’s already got step 1 down, and she did okay at step 2 last time she filled in for Ruth.

  24. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    October 22, 2016 at 1:09 am | #

    Yeah, what is this urgent stuff Dorothy’s going on about?

    • Showler
      Showler
      October 22, 2016 at 2:44 am | #

      I kinda assumed that Walky was the important stuff that she had to “do”.

      • Lipke the Articulate
        Lipke the Articulate
        October 22, 2016 at 3:20 am | #

        I don’t think that’s the case…

      • Dean
        Dean
        October 22, 2016 at 4:50 am | #

        I imagine that in panel 3, both Amber and Ethan are assuming that it’s Walky’s stuff that Dorothy is planning to handle.

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          October 22, 2016 at 5:08 am | #

          She knows? Nah, not yet I think.

      • Darkoneko
        Darkoneko
        October 22, 2016 at 7:44 am | #

        Oh she’s done him alright.

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        October 22, 2016 at 10:23 am | #

        Nah, as far as she knows he’s in math class.

  25. StClair
    StClair
    October 22, 2016 at 1:23 am | #

    Monty Python – How Not to be Seen

    • Emperor Norton
      Emperor Norton
      October 22, 2016 at 1:41 am | #

      It’s all fun and games until someone gets blown up…

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        October 22, 2016 at 4:57 am | #

        Wait, since when? Was there a memo about that until part that I missed?

        • Emperor Norton
          Emperor Norton
          October 22, 2016 at 4:58 am | #

          I think you blew up the mailman that was supposed to deliver that memo to you.

          • SgtWadeyWilson
            SgtWadeyWilson
            October 22, 2016 at 5:06 am | #

            But what about the whole “glom of nit” thing? I thought nothing stopped a postal worker from delivering?

            • Emperor Norton
              Emperor Norton
              October 22, 2016 at 5:36 am | #

              Maybe they thought you were Mrs. Cake.

            • JustCheetoDust
              JustCheetoDust
              October 22, 2016 at 8:37 am | #

              I thought nothing stopped a postal worker from delivering?

              Other than going on strike.

              • SgtWadeyWilson
                SgtWadeyWilson
                October 22, 2016 at 9:06 am | #

                Strike is the state of having stopped themselves, not the force that brought about the stopping.

                They’re like the Juggernaut that way. Only they can stop themselves, unless you remove their headgear and take control of their minds.

                • JustCheetoDust
                  JustCheetoDust
                  October 22, 2016 at 10:04 am | #

                  Fine, let’s go with “unsatisfactory wages and benefits” as the reason for stopping.

            • Orion Fury
              Orion Fury
              October 22, 2016 at 4:48 pm | #

              Well they do need the mail if they’re going to deliver it, whether or not they’re in pieces.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        October 24, 2016 at 3:27 pm | #

        Then it’s hysterical?

  26. Idontcarenomore
    Idontcarenomore
    October 22, 2016 at 2:58 am | #

    That last is one of the funnier panels.
    I know, it’s sad. Poor Walky, he is sure doing things the hard way. Get a tutor and get grades up and stop hiding.
    And yeah I know, easier said than done.

  27. Bagge
    Bagge
    October 22, 2016 at 2:59 am | #

    Watch out, Walky. your evil twin*, Reginald duke of Thingley, who once wore a pink mouse costume, is here for your blood.

    *) NO, Linda. Sal is not the Evil Twin. She just has a shitty mother. Jeez.

    • 3oranges
      3oranges
      October 22, 2016 at 1:31 pm | #

      Reginald isn’t a twin, he’s a royal doppelganger. Like in [i]The Prince and the Pauper[/i]. Except when they trade places, Reginald is not going to learn much about ordinary society, and Walky’s common-sense judgments are not going to impress anyone.

  28. Bagge
    Bagge
    October 22, 2016 at 3:01 am | #

    I wonder if Dotty’s potentially important stuff has to do with the congress woman.

    Maybe a she got a mysterious tip from a concerned citizen only known as ‘Jessica’

    • Emperor Norton
      Emperor Norton
      October 22, 2016 at 3:13 am | #

      Speaking of which, did you ever put up the petition for a ‘Jessica’/Robin Slipshine?

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        October 22, 2016 at 7:08 am | #

        There’s an alternate universe one, but for some reason Jessica’s name is ‘Leslie’ in it.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          October 22, 2016 at 4:50 pm | #

          Huh, weird. Isn’t the ship in that universe at full sail?

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          October 23, 2016 at 4:48 am | #

          A very common name

  29. Kensou
    Kensou
    October 22, 2016 at 3:43 am | #

    Ethan contains Walkitudes? Well, he IS fairly large… and I think he was contradicting himself recently… hmm.

  30. Keulan
    Keulan
    October 22, 2016 at 3:49 am | #

    Stress is fun? That statement does not make sense.

    Also, how did Walky do that? Has he been taking lessons from Dina?

    • SgtWadeyWilson
      SgtWadeyWilson
      October 22, 2016 at 5:07 am | #

      Allow me to explain via song:
      https://youtu.be/AEu78VeGzCM

    • Emperor Norton
      Emperor Norton
      October 22, 2016 at 5:38 am | #

      Dorothy is one of those people that likes to do things. She likes being busy, having work to work through, having goals to achieve….

      ….That still doesn’t make any sense, does it?

      • Council
        Council
        October 22, 2016 at 5:11 pm | #

        Well then I don’t make any sense to you!<3

        When work is too stressful, I find other work to wind off.

    • Jason
      Jason
      October 22, 2016 at 5:12 pm | #

      Yeah, if you’re having fun, you’re not really stressed, are you?

  31. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    October 22, 2016 at 6:53 am | #

    I really wouldn’t be surprised if Dorothy got Ruth’s job…

    • JustCheetoDust
      JustCheetoDust
      October 22, 2016 at 8:51 am | #

      That job has a credit requirement (or a college will flat out state in its requirements that one has to at least be a sophomore–as mentioned somewhere above), so prepare to be surprised.

      • Eldritch Gentleman
        Eldritch Gentleman
        October 23, 2016 at 6:27 am | #

        And Dorothy wants to be The President. Don’t assume that a comic book will listen to reality too closely.

  32. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    October 22, 2016 at 7:41 am | #

    Ooooh You are SO grounded, young man.

  33. Peter
    Peter
    October 22, 2016 at 8:00 am | #

    “Stress is fun”?

    Do you want health issues? ‘Cause that’s how you get health issues.

    • Council
      Council
      October 22, 2016 at 5:16 pm | #

      If I may, that is only the uninformed view of stress and quite incorrect.

      As commonly seen stress is a pressure on you you need to relief or face health consequences, yes, but while that’s true at the face of it, as long as stress is reliably released, it is GOOD for you. Or even when the occasional mistake is made(say, you are late for your bus) but you manage to overcome it(by sprinting with everything you’ve got and catching it in the nick of time), it will still get you a good natural high mood, self-assurance, and possibly satisfaction in your success (if you are not the type to curse yourself for ending up running for the bus in the first place). All of that jointly is worth a few dead cells.

      • Council
        Council
        October 22, 2016 at 5:21 pm | #

        relieve*

        My bad. I still wish I could edit these. Are registered commenters able to?

        • John
          John
          October 22, 2016 at 9:29 pm | #

          No. Only Willis can edit comments. I think he tried, at one point, to install a plug-in that would allow people to edit their recent comments, but it didn’t work.

  34. Diamond
    Diamond
    October 22, 2016 at 8:55 am | #

    Ethan and Walky … I’d ship it.

  35. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    October 22, 2016 at 9:53 am | #

    “Ah! Dorothy might see me!! Where to hide, where to hide…
    Got it! Hide behind the tall, hunky, incredibly handsome gay man!
    He’s SURE to draw the female gaze away from me!”

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      October 22, 2016 at 4:51 pm | #

      “No one will think of looking at me if I stand near this majestic beautiful mountain of a man.”

  36. vmgx
    vmgx
    October 22, 2016 at 10:01 am | #

    Unrelated to today’s strip, but I’m gonna call right now that before this storyline ends we’re gonna get a scene with either Jocelyne or Hank in La Porte. Mostly cuz I really want one

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      October 22, 2016 at 4:52 pm | #

      Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom…

  37. Lailah
    Lailah
    October 22, 2016 at 10:34 am | #

    I can’t help but interpret that as her not-so-happily admitting she’s not having fun, given that nervous smile before it.

  38. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    October 22, 2016 at 10:51 am | #

    I wonder if Amber will freak out due to her completely denied racism.

    • Lipke the Articulate
      Lipke the Articulate
      October 22, 2016 at 4:38 pm | #

      What racism are you referring to?

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        October 22, 2016 at 4:53 pm | #

        Well it’s completely denied, so maybe we just can’t see it?

        • SgtWadeyWilson
          SgtWadeyWilson
          October 22, 2016 at 6:29 pm | #

          I think they’re referring to her unprovoked anger around people who look almost/exactly like Sal… in other words: Sal and Walky.

          Which hasn’t really presented as racism as far as I remember. It’s more about a face, not a race.

          She’s facist! Wait… no, that’s already a word for something else.

          • JustCheetoDust
            JustCheetoDust
            October 22, 2016 at 7:41 pm | #

            Why not lead the charge for a new word and a new homograph?

            • Slartibeast Button, BIA
              Slartibeast Button, BIA
              October 22, 2016 at 7:46 pm | #

              Shouldn’t have looked that up, imagination was much better.

          • Lailah
            Lailah
            October 26, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

            The way she’s racist is that she’s kind of continuing racist aggression against Sal. She doesn’t, by and large, center her actions, but continuing unfair aggression on legal pretexts with a black student… perpetuates a very different narrative than it does against a random white student.

            She has, in point of fact, admitted to Sal’s face that she uses the law as a pretext to behave unfairly. Her intent was to goad Sal into the fight she desperately wanted, but that intent matters surprisingly little – and surprisingly, her actions back up that /stated/ intent more than the /actual/ one.

            Amber isn’t really particularly racist (Probably about average, wherever /that/ lands her in the DoA-verse, which pointedly tries to be less terrible), but wrt Sal, she’s done really racist shit. Which she may have recognized as of the last AG scene. Or she may not have. Whichever. She’s on track to no longer doing the racist shit, which is all I’m really concerned with in that regard. XD (Though I do want her to grow, b/c I am affectionate towards all the Dumbs and want them to be happy. Yes, ALL of the Dumbs)

  39. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    October 22, 2016 at 7:15 pm | #

    Good thing Ethan’s so tall and Walky’s so short (for Walky anyway).

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      October 22, 2016 at 7:19 pm | #

      Doesn’t make up for all the scalp wounds.

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