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September 20, 2023

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by David M Willis on December 15, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - But the Sun Still Shines

└ Tags: joyce, walky

Discussion (175) ¬

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    December 15, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    thus, she made a mixed race Ethan

    • Lux
      Lux
      December 15, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

      … you’re not wrong.

    • a/snow mous/e
      a/snow mous/e
      December 15, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

      yuuup

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      December 15, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

      Oh gods, now I can’t unsee it.

      I CAN’T UNSEE IT!

      • a/snow mous/e
        a/snow mous/e
        December 15, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

        Yeah, same here

        • Clif
          Clif
          December 15, 2018 at 11:25 am | #

          Joyce is suddenly attracted to Walky and has no idea why.

          • a/snow mous/e
            a/snow mous/e
            December 15, 2018 at 6:38 pm | #

            Oh geez… Joyce and Walky, could you even IMAGINE? Willis could make a whole comic just about THAT relationship

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              December 15, 2018 at 9:09 pm | #

              What would he even call that comic?

              • Bathymetheus
                Bathymetheus
                December 15, 2018 at 9:38 pm | #

                Mutant Pair Arrangers!

              • Felix
                Felix
                December 16, 2018 at 3:43 am | #

                It’s Joyce?

    • butts
      butts
      December 15, 2018 at 12:44 am | #

      not enough kosher beef

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        December 15, 2018 at 7:27 pm | #

        how ’bout beefcake

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      December 15, 2018 at 12:52 am | #

      Joyce is wise in the ways of seduction.

    • TheHorseCouncil
      TheHorseCouncil
      December 15, 2018 at 1:17 am | #

      I mean i was gonna say…. but then i figured maybe i wasn’t the only one who thought this…

    • Zee
      Zee
      December 15, 2018 at 9:48 am | #

      A *straight* mixed race Ethan, that’s the important part. Not as beefy though, -2 points

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      December 15, 2018 at 11:43 pm | #

      I seem to recall Willis mentioned Ethan’s mother was a Mizrahi Jewish woman, with descent from the Middle East. Wouldn’t that also make Ethan mixed race or am I missing something?

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        December 16, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

        I was hesitant to say “brown Ethan”

  2. BBCC
    BBCC
    December 15, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    ha, knew it. Ulterior motives are fun. And dear god, that looks like the way his mom would dress him.

    Which, considering his mom, means it’s terrible and must immediately be rectified.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      December 15, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      Are they still ulterior motives when they’re openly stated?

      I am not asking to be pedantic or anything, I legitimately am unsure.

      • a/snow mous/e
        a/snow mous/e
        December 15, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

        “Ulterior” usually means “hidden”… although I suppose it could just mean a motive beyond the immediately apparent one?

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        December 15, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

        They WERE ulterior, until she stated them just now.

        Doesn’t really matter. I’m just being silly. 😛

      • nobilis
        nobilis
        December 15, 2018 at 4:07 am | #

        “ulterior” is Latin and means “further away”, “further”, “additional”. So I guess ulterior motives don’t need to be hidden?

        • Geneseepaws
          Geneseepaws
          December 15, 2018 at 6:52 am | #

          So perhaps motives that are not in your face. Events and movements that might not be easily noticed, because: not in the immediate vicinity? Sounds about right. Kinda softens the idea, not that someone is hiding something, just that someone is moving things that might effect you, but away from eyes, like making an ambush. Although I dont think that is how Yentas work.

        • Old Fart
          Old Fart
          December 17, 2018 at 2:53 am | #

          @nobilis–It is not relevant what the original Latin used to mean. A word derived centuries ago from a Latin root does not necessarily mean anything similar today. It may, or it may not. Words don’t have any inherent meaning; they only mean what people intend and understand them to mean at the time of use. Sorry, but your comment triggered my Language Nerd Mode!

      • Fogel
        Fogel
        December 15, 2018 at 9:16 am | #

        The motives beyond the PROXIMATE motives?

      • SolomonK
        SolomonK
        December 15, 2018 at 11:23 am | #

        Ask Mike.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      December 15, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

      I assume that’s why Walky’s putting up with him. He’s well-trained.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        December 15, 2018 at 12:29 am | #

        *with it.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        December 15, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

        I know I say it every given opportunity, but I fucking hate the Walkerton parents.

  3. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    December 15, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Why do people keep trying to hook Walky up with people he’s already dating?

    • a/snow mous/e
      a/snow mous/e
      December 15, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      Probably because he keeps his relationships secret and his friends all underestimate his romantic ability and assume he needs a wingman.

      • HMRC4EVR
        HMRC4EVR
        December 15, 2018 at 9:11 am | #

        If you’re Walky’s wingman chances are you’ll lay a goose egg in the win column.

        And we all remember what happens to wingmen when geese are involved.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          December 15, 2018 at 10:30 am | #

          o7 Never forget

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          December 17, 2018 at 2:54 pm | #

          Particularly if your wingman is named Goose.

      • Fogel
        Fogel
        December 15, 2018 at 9:19 am | #

        To paraphrase Bubbles re wingpersons, if your relationshiping requires close air support, something has gone wrong. (Old military maxim: when the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support (CAS).)

        • Anon
          Anon
          December 15, 2018 at 12:36 pm | #

          “Old”? I mean, I guess Schlock Mercenary _has_ been running for a while now.

        • KingMonster
          KingMonster
          December 17, 2018 at 5:21 am | #

          Just gonna’ add this point here…

          “Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.”
          “Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.”
          “Don’t expect the enemy to cooperate in the creation of your dream engagement.”

          All of these kinda’ fit in some way.

    • Ivy
      Ivy
      December 15, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      Because it’s a running joke in this cartoon meant to amuse us

      • a/snow mous/e
        a/snow mous/e
        December 15, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

        Another very good reason.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      December 15, 2018 at 2:02 am | #

      I’m guessing both Billie and Joyce think Walky can’t get a girlfriend without help.

      • Khyrin
        Khyrin
        December 15, 2018 at 10:07 am | #

        Let’s be charitable, Joyce could just think that Walky will get a girlfriend FASTER with her help.

  4. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    December 15, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    I enjoy listening to Music Band while I discuss the minutiae of Robots.

    • Dean
      Dean
      December 15, 2018 at 12:52 am | #

      I enjoy Ironic Reference to 1980s Movie.

      • woobie
        woobie
        December 15, 2018 at 1:24 am | #

        I enjoy reference to Rorschach from 80s Comic Book.
        And 00s movie, I guess.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          December 15, 2018 at 6:59 am | #

          I enjoy joke about Fast Food Restaurant.

          • Clif
            Clif
            December 15, 2018 at 9:19 am | #

            I enjoy eating at Arby’s. Sometimes.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      December 15, 2018 at 11:56 am | #

      I was just reading QC earlier, you just described basically the whole comic.

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      December 15, 2018 at 5:47 pm | #

      The music band you should be listening to is Kraftwerk!

      Translation in english: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_8Pma1vHmw

      • Felian
        Felian
        December 15, 2018 at 9:36 pm | #

        That’s what i thought when i read the comment you replied to 😀

  5. a/snow mous/e
    a/snow mous/e
    December 15, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    @alt-text Or where she put the hoodie…

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      December 15, 2018 at 12:32 am | #

      She transmuted the hoodie into the hairbrush and marker.

      • Abel Undercity
        Abel Undercity
        December 15, 2018 at 5:11 am | #

        This makes the most sense, as it’s in keeping with the Law of Conservation of Mass.

        Joyce being the Triangle-Smiled Alchemist, of course.

        • Khyrin
          Khyrin
          December 15, 2018 at 10:17 am | #

          -three years later-
          Joe: JOYCE! How could you?! this is forbidden alchemy! The Ultimate Taboo!

          Joyce: It had to be this way, can’t you see? I couldn’t lose my license.

          Danny/Snoop Hybrid(who in addition to Snoop’s fur pattern has dalmation spots): B-Bro? Bro? What’s wrong, Joe? Why are you crying?

    • Koms
      Koms
      December 15, 2018 at 1:08 am | #

      She carries the brush around in case Sal ever agrees to let her brush her hair. Well. She brushed Walky’s hair. In her mind she imagines it’s Sal.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        December 15, 2018 at 1:16 am | #

        One day she’ll agree!

        Or she’ll just be sleeping and not wake up in time to stop her.

        Or so Joyce tells herself.

        • JBento
          JBento
          December 15, 2018 at 9:31 am | #

          I don’t know what’s worse:

          1) how creepy that second paragraph is; or

          2) how likely it is that Joyce believes that’s totally appropriate.

          • Clif
            Clif
            December 15, 2018 at 10:57 am | #

            No, the worst thing is how badly Joyce spelled garbage. Garbage doesn’t begin with an R.

            • begbert2
              begbert2
              December 15, 2018 at 12:23 pm | #

              Look, just changing the first letter to G wouldn’t make that word spell garb…age…

              Carry on.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            December 15, 2018 at 11:32 pm | #

            It’s actually a reference to this strip: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/crash/

            I choose to believe Joyce was kidding because I do not ENJOY waking up at night screaming.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        December 15, 2018 at 1:28 am | #

        Or Walky could just grow out his hair.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        December 15, 2018 at 11:58 am | #

        And the marker is probably her Whiteboard Dingdong sharpie.

  6. lilyliv
    lilyliv
    December 15, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    The evil-ish Joyce grin… It’s too powerful. Too adorable. (Yeah, it’s a questionable motive at best. But… the cute…)

  7. Jamie
    Jamie
    December 15, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    That third panel face.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      December 15, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      Wow, yeah. There’s a bit of conniving going on.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      December 15, 2018 at 2:03 am | #

      That’s getting close to the Grinch’s evil grin.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 15, 2018 at 10:33 am | #

      It’s a bit Anti-Joyce.

  8. BlackScarabZ
    BlackScarabZ
    December 15, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Don’t we already have a suspiciously similar substitute Ethan? Also, I’m pretty sure if she continues this path that he’s gonna end up hooking up with Danny.

    • a/snow mous/e
      a/snow mous/e
      December 15, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

      That would be very interesting…

      • a/snow mous/e
        a/snow mous/e
        December 15, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

        Especially because Walky seems to possess a good measure of fragile masculinity and insecure defensiveness of his sexuality.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 15, 2018 at 9:01 am | #

          He’s got some hangups about masculinity, but not really much defensiveness about his sexuality.

    • Madock345
      Madock345
      December 15, 2018 at 3:41 am | #

      I’d pay for that slipshine twice

  9. BKC
    BKC
    December 15, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Jake: “You carry a hairdryer in your purse?”
    Gina: “Of course. I’m not an animal.”

    Sorry, Willis, you’re the one who started the Brooklyn-99 references.

    • Ivy
      Ivy
      December 15, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      Is it a reference if you’re literally just providing a cited quote from the show?

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      December 15, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

      She always carries a hairbrush around. You never know when Sal could finally say yes.

      Or when Joyce could hover over her while she sleeps without waking her.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 15, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

      Either they make small but powerful hairdryers nowadays or she has a huge-ass bag.

    • Khyrin
      Khyrin
      December 15, 2018 at 10:20 am | #

      I’ve always enjoyed that moment, as it reinforces that Jake’s strange views are in part because Gina warped his perspectives by being herself, since they’re basically siblings.

  10. Lauralot
    Lauralot
    December 15, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Is that a shadow at the center of Walky’s shirt, or a stain?

    • OBBWG
      OBBWG
      December 15, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

      It wasn’t there before so it’s probably a shadow from a fold or wrinkle in the shirt.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      December 15, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

      I believe that is the line of Walky’s pecs through the shirt and on the last panel, yeah, it’s a shadow.

  11. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    December 15, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    You know, I can get behind the Robots shirt.

    • 3-I
      3-I
      December 15, 2018 at 12:24 pm | #

      I want one.

  12. chris73
    chris73
    December 15, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    I like Joyce and its good to see her growth but damn she needs to learn some empathy and quick, its almost to the stage where I went to see her get hurt romantically so she can finally understand just how bad shes being

    • Alopex
      Alopex
      December 15, 2018 at 8:03 am | #

      Do you mean hurt romantically as in her boyfriend telling her he’s only dating her so he can stop being gay, I bet that would be pretty fucked up

      • chris73
        chris73
        December 15, 2018 at 3:10 pm | #

        No, as in someone she’s into as a whole person. Ethan was a safe person, a tall, broad safe man but did she really know much about him his interests, his hobbies. Jacob on the other hand is someone who is tall, broad and handsome but she knows about his hopes, his dreams, she knows what he’s like on the inside. If they were to get together then he broke up with her she’d get a taste of what its like

    • TemperaryObsessor
      TemperaryObsessor
      December 15, 2018 at 10:29 am | #

      Joyce being hurt romantically won’t do much good. What she needs is someone to try to set her up with someone without her permission. Preferably someone younger than the main cast will do the setting up.
      O dang there was also the time she believed she found a nice Christian boy only for him to try to rape her, which made Ethan’s revelation seem like good news at first.

  13. Ivy
    Ivy
    December 15, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    You know, I never really got how Walky was hot (looks like my best friend from high school when we were freshmen), but he’s working that hairstyle

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      December 15, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

      I think if he tweaks it just a little bit more he could make that work.

  14. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    December 15, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    Obviously Joyce has a Mary Poppins bag of holding.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      December 15, 2018 at 12:44 am | #

      It’s actually something known as ‘hammerspace’.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        December 15, 2018 at 9:28 am | #

        Oh so *that’s* the term for this fictional phenomenon. Neat.

  15. AntJ
    AntJ
    December 15, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    Joyce carries a sharpie in case she needs to draw emergency ding dongs

  16. Dana
    Dana
    December 15, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

    Worst makeover sequence ever.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      December 15, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

      Fellow commenter Stephen should provide the background music.

    • Sporky
      Sporky
      December 15, 2018 at 1:07 am | #

      The Breakfast Club.

      I guess that’s not really a “sequence” but still. Fuck that part of the movie. Actually it doesn’t really hold up in general.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        December 15, 2018 at 7:06 am | #

        Is that movie even about breakfast at all? I saw a clip of a guy, talking about his crappy dad or something, and then I left to go eat somewhere, so I didn’t get to see more.

        People have also compared Power Rangers (2017) to it, so I have no idea what to expect.

        • MatthewTheLucky
          MatthewTheLucky
          December 15, 2018 at 8:22 am | #

          The main comparison is that both are largely character pieces about teenage delinquents and finding comradeship in other members of fringe society.

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            December 15, 2018 at 10:56 am | #

            Hmm… How much morphing is in The Breakfast Club?

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              December 15, 2018 at 12:02 pm | #

              Um… the above-mentioned makeover? That’s about it, I think…

        • Sporky
          Sporky
          December 15, 2018 at 6:02 pm | #

          It has absolutely nothing to do with breakfast. Actually I don’t know why it’s called that.

  17. Yumi
    Yumi
    December 15, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

    I had to immediately send the last two panels to an internet stranger.

    Also, changing the word on his shirt gives this meme potential.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      December 15, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

      Okay, I apparently can’t figure out HTML tonight, so here:
      https://imgur.com/a/Ks81KJH

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        December 15, 2018 at 12:40 am | #

        Nailed it!

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        December 15, 2018 at 10:17 am | #

        Good stuff.

      • Felian
        Felian
        December 15, 2018 at 9:41 pm | #

        oh no, this is too realistic

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        December 15, 2018 at 10:00 pm | #

        ha ha ha ha ha

  18. Dana
    Dana
    December 15, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

    If he puts the hoodie back on and zips it will he be Robots in disguise?

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 15, 2018 at 11:03 am | #

      Since I’m old, it’s mandatory that I ask if this is like Lucy in disguise with diamonds.

      • Bathymetheus
        Bathymetheus
        December 15, 2018 at 9:30 pm | #

        Ouch!

  19. Roger
    Roger
    December 15, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

    i don’t think about how Long this series goes and how slow things seem to change often, but yknow. I realize I’ve been waiting for I think over a year and a half for Joyce to get a grip over her bullshit about meddling in peoples love lives and shipping real people and appointing herself the arbiter of her friends personal lives and a myriad of other reasons, and I keep expecting that moment to come up (especially most recently with the Jacob storyline which I still get annoyed by) and then it never really does. And like this is a pretty benign example but only because Walky’s already dating Amber, its not like this behavior’s okay regardless.

    Not really a rag on Willis since he’s doing the best any person really can with the format he’s got, but it’s a little existentially fraught to consider. Suddenly it’s hard to care.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      December 15, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

      In Joyce’s defence, Walky agreed to her meddling this time (probably because he’s already dating Amber)

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 15, 2018 at 11:10 am | #

        While completely agreeing with BBCC’s point, I have to point out that existential fraughtness and the human condition are rather intimately related, particularly in our local cluster of universes where the drama tag has been pulled.

        • Roger
          Roger
          December 15, 2018 at 12:22 pm | #

          neither of these are what im talking about

          • Clif
            Clif
            December 15, 2018 at 12:54 pm | #

            The only other interpretation that springs to my mind is that you’re saying you have a short attention span. Which if true is, you know, okay. If it’s something else and I’m still not getting it, I apologise.

            • Roger
              Roger
              December 15, 2018 at 1:27 pm | #

              you come across as more condescending than you might realize.

              • StClair
                StClair
                December 15, 2018 at 5:03 pm | #

                On the contrary, I suspect Clif intended to be exactly that condescending.

                • StClair
                  StClair
                  December 15, 2018 at 5:04 pm | #

                  (and, in the spirit of full disclosure and maximum clarity, so do I.)

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              December 15, 2018 at 3:11 pm | #

              It’s a reasonable complaint and one that’s come up before. It’s pretty much inevitable with a story like this, told at a pace this slow. This much depth, this many characters, character development can take years of real time to play out (and still be unreasonably fast in comic time.)
              I mean, I think it’s worth it, but if it doesn’t work for everyone, that’s not surprising.
              Might read better in book form or binge read every year or so for some.

  20. Kris
    Kris
    December 15, 2018 at 12:30 am | #

    I KNOW Joyce is straight but you can’t just say stuff like panel 3 while making the face you do in panel 3 and not expect people to think you wanna bang Dorothy. Just get it out of your system Joyce.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      December 15, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

      But she’d have to MARRY Dorothy to bang her and her religion PROBABLY doesn’t believe in f/f marriage (or, for that matter, in divorce in case she’s actually straight).

    • woobie
      woobie
      December 15, 2018 at 1:28 am | #

      One can be a straight girl and still wanna bang Dorothy, right?

      • Tyler Eldred
        Tyler Eldred
        December 15, 2018 at 2:12 am | #

        In the words of Esurance, “that’s not how it works; that’s not how any of this works.”

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 15, 2018 at 9:07 am | #

        Billie would agree. It’s normal. Everybody likes girls sometimes.

        But Joyce is just a friend of Dorothy.

      • Zee
        Zee
        December 15, 2018 at 9:56 am | #

        Since people are rarely at the extreme ends of the Kinsey scale, I feel like every straight person gets one pass.
        That’s how I found out I was bi. I was giving myself a lot of passes

    • Ronnie
      Ronnie
      December 15, 2018 at 6:42 am | #

      She could just be what I used to be: desperately hanging on to a fantasy of being what she believes her parents want her to be.
      (That’s how it took me until a someone of the same gender as my AGAB kissed me to figure out I was bi… And how it took me so much longer to figure out I’m trans. Moral of the story cishetnormativity stinks)

      • ShinyNeen
        ShinyNeen
        December 15, 2018 at 8:32 am | #

        I imagine you’ve basically got it, just expand ‘parents’ to ‘community’ for Joyce. She came to college defining herself as a ‘Good Christian Girl’ , with very specific rules about what sort of person it was okay for her to be and an enormous amount of pressure to not even consider that she could be anything else.

        It’s taken all her experiences in the comic so far just to get her to start critically analyzing the community that raised her to think like this and to consider that maybe she doesn’t fit in perfectly with their idea of who she should be.

    • Kris
      Kris
      December 15, 2018 at 10:25 pm | #

      Might not be a coincidence Joyce has this same look around Jacob and Raidah.

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/04-of-mike-and-men/wrong-3/

      There are some similarities here that are becoming harder to ignore.

  21. Wendy
    Wendy
    December 15, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

    …His hair actually looks cute like that, I hope it stays.

    I really like how Willis works in character design tweaks like this smoothly into the story (like Dorothy’s new bangs, and Ruth’s shorter hair).

  22. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    December 15, 2018 at 12:41 am | #

    I see Joyce has mastered the intricacies of ‘Hammerspace’. No pockets, no purse, but she is able to produce both a hairbrush and a magic marker upon demand.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      December 15, 2018 at 12:05 pm | #

      It was mentioned further up, she keeps the hairbrush on her in case Sal decides to let her brush her hair.

      And the marker is her Whiteboard Dingdong Sharipe.

      • steelbright
        steelbright
        December 16, 2018 at 12:58 am | #

        Brushing Walky’s hair might be the closest she’ll ever get to brushing Sal’s, come to think of it

  23. Sporky
    Sporky
    December 15, 2018 at 1:06 am | #

    Joyce this is supposed to be a webcomic about a homeschooled girl rising above the toxic ideology she was raised into by her inherently good and empathetic nature, STOP BEING SHITTY

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      December 15, 2018 at 5:06 am | #

      Well, I mean, she’s only been there a matter of weeks…

  24. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    December 15, 2018 at 1:15 am | #

    She’s gonna end up drawing a dingdong on his shirt.

  25. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    December 15, 2018 at 1:23 am | #

    Joyce, sweet naive fundie Joyce. First, youy will get a surprise about Walky and Amber. Second, it’s obvious you idolize Dorothy (which is toxic), and the people she dates aren’t your concern unless they are assholes (Walky is an asshole, but not to Dorothy). Under different conditions you would be seen as having an obvious gay crush on Dorothy. Dammit, Willis, I need a printed non canon book full of Joyce x Dorothy!!!!

  26. Tacos
    Tacos
    December 15, 2018 at 1:25 am | #

    Did- did she just make Walky into Ethan?

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      December 15, 2018 at 1:34 am | #

      Amber’s first known crush and Joyce’s ex.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        December 15, 2018 at 1:46 am | #

        Man now this is gonna be awkward as all hell. Well awkward-er anyways when they get to Amber.

        • Clif
          Clif
          December 15, 2018 at 11:21 am | #

          Yes, it will completely distract Amber while she’s explaining how she once stabbed his sister.

    • steelbright
      steelbright
      December 16, 2018 at 12:57 am | #

      I’m so glad somebody else saw that D:

  27. Keulen
    Keulen
    December 15, 2018 at 2:07 am | #

    I think Walky looked better before Joyce decided to make him look “presentable”.

  28. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    December 15, 2018 at 2:22 am | #

    Joyce… seriously. Your top romantic achievement is being a gay guy’s beard. You don’t get to give out romantic advice.

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 15, 2018 at 9:27 am | #

      Alternatively, it gives her a unique and fresh perspective.

      • Eldritch Gentleman
        Eldritch Gentleman
        December 15, 2018 at 12:30 pm | #

        Mhm, maybe she should go help Danny.

  29. BenRG
    BenRG
    December 15, 2018 at 2:24 am | #

    Given how casual and limited Joyce’s knowledge of Amber is, she’s showing an interesting level of insight into her, isn’t she? XD

  30. Bagge
    Bagge
    December 15, 2018 at 3:02 am | #

    “He is just a life-sized barbie doll to her, isn’t he?”
    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-9-comic/01-flyin-to-the-red/retire/

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      December 15, 2018 at 3:07 am | #

      Ken Doll actually, and as far as Joyce is concerned Walky has barbie doll anatomy if you know what I mean.

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 15, 2018 at 12:33 pm | #

        Actually, I’m not sure if you mean Joyce believes Walky is gifted with an aberrant anatomy or if you mean Joyce believes that Walky’s anatomy is ready to be played with by someone who is suitably immature. But both of them manage to sound bad.

        • Eldritch Gentleman
          Eldritch Gentleman
          December 15, 2018 at 1:45 pm | #

          Honestly my point was that Joyce tries to believe that Walky has no sexuality and is not capable of doing sexuality because that would mean she’d have to acknowledge that he did hanky panky with Dotty and that is too much for her to bear. As they said about Victorian times “People do not exist below the waistline”

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 15, 2018 at 3:18 pm | #

          I thought it was a reference to her earlier description of downstairs boy areas.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            December 15, 2018 at 3:19 pm | #

            Dammit, forgot to put the link in quotes./

            • Eldritch Gentleman
              Eldritch Gentleman
              December 15, 2018 at 4:07 pm | #

              Yup, no one exists below waistline.

              • Roborat
                Roborat
                December 17, 2018 at 3:08 pm | #

                That would make it awfully hard to walk.

  31. Bryy
    Bryy
    December 15, 2018 at 3:30 am | #

    oh god
    they are going to do it.
    and joyce is going to get a complex thinking she made two people do it.

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      December 15, 2018 at 4:34 am | #

      Honestly, I really want to see her realize that she pushed two people into pre-marital hanky panky XD The religious breakdown she’d have would be glorious.

      • MatthewTheLucky
        MatthewTheLucky
        December 15, 2018 at 8:26 am | #

        “Am I the Serpent?”

        • Eldritch Gentleman
          Eldritch Gentleman
          December 15, 2018 at 12:35 pm | #

          “I don’t want to lose my limbs! I didn’t even hold my newborn children yet? Maybe if I’ll wrap around them with my whole body it will feel like a hug?”

          • Bathymetheus
            Bathymetheus
            December 15, 2018 at 9:25 pm | #

            Hey, I get it! And being Joyce, she would indeed hug too tight.

  32. kilgaen
    kilgaen
    December 15, 2018 at 5:05 am | #

    I know it’s Walky, but goddamnit why would you ruin his shirt?

    • Abel Undercity
      Abel Undercity
      December 15, 2018 at 5:15 am | #

      She only got to it before wave after wave of Nachitos did.

      • Lone Duck
        Lone Duck
        December 15, 2018 at 8:56 am | #

        Or long standing barbecue sauce stain.

  33. Felgraf
    Felgraf
    December 15, 2018 at 5:32 am | #

    “COOL DUDE”
    Now he just needs basketball shoulder things.

  34. sun tzu
    sun tzu
    December 15, 2018 at 5:34 am | #

    One day, Joyce… one day, you will be forced to realize how much of an ignorant imbecile you are when it comes to matters of romance.
    One day.

    • JBento
      JBento
      December 15, 2018 at 9:27 am | #

      And to matters of everything else, if we’re being honest.

      • MatsuoTanuki
        MatsuoTanuki
        December 15, 2018 at 10:09 am | #

        But she’s our ignorant imbecile.

      • Sporky
        Sporky
        December 15, 2018 at 6:03 pm | #

        She’s kinda already started to realize that.

  35. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    December 15, 2018 at 7:04 am | #

    I’d like to see the Joyce Brown Relationship Matrix! Who all does it encompass? Does she have ships for everyone on her floor? Everyone she knows? Or is it actually literally just shipping for Walky to keep him away from Dorothy? I would not be surprised at that.

  36. TemperaryObsessor
    TemperaryObsessor
    December 15, 2018 at 10:03 am | #

    I know Joyce is trying but I think that the shirt would either be insulting or worthless.
    I mean your usually not going to get much traction with a fan of Pokemon by wearing a shirt with the words strange creatures.

  37. Schol-R-LEA
    Schol-R-LEA
    December 15, 2018 at 10:57 am | #

    Debuting the latest DoA merch Tee Shirt design, I see. 😛

  38. Cmd1095
    Cmd1095
    December 15, 2018 at 11:04 am | #

    I kinda want to see that matrix illustrated just to see how wild it is

  39. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    December 15, 2018 at 1:00 pm | #

    now you know how Sal felt, Walky

  40. vlademir1
    vlademir1
    December 15, 2018 at 3:48 pm | #

    *reads alt-text*
    Damnit… You do know, Mr. Willis, that for some of us you saying “don’t ask about” or “don’t think about” forces our minds to some questionable places. Hence I now must ask “how are her thighs not scratchef to hell snd back.”

  41. Guest42
    Guest42
    December 15, 2018 at 7:39 pm | #

    Joyce In Panel 3 reminds me of anti Joyce from the old walkyverse for some reason

  42. krveale
    krveale
    December 15, 2018 at 9:53 pm | #

    On the one hand, I’d be delighted if we ever hit a plotline where Joyce figures out she’s not entirely straight.

    On the other hand, sweet zombie jegus that might be a bit of a soul-punch Fuck You to Becky – even if she’s fundamentally moved on to the wondrous Dina.

    “So you are apparently into girls, just not me. Cool, cool, cool, coolcoolcoolcoolcool…”

  43. steelbright
    steelbright
    December 16, 2018 at 12:55 am | #

    Wait does Walky not look….WAY MORE LIKE ETHAN in the last panel?? Maybe Joyce is better at it than she thinks

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      December 17, 2018 at 3:10 pm | #

      Wait, I think you just discovered Joyce’s superpower, she can make anybody look like Ethan.

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