What is man?

  • a miserable little pile of secrets (71%, 1,674 Votes)
  • Oscar Isaac (29%, 675 Votes)

Total Voters: 2,349

Start Date: November 29, 2025 @ 5:32 pm
End Date: No Expiry

What day is today?

  • Thanksgiving (24%, 299 Votes)
  • grappling with the knowledge that selecting the other answer will mean my response will be untrue starting tomorrow, making me a liar (76%, 940 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,239

Start Date: November 27, 2025 @ 9:28 am
End Date: No Expiry

Why are you here?

  • refreshing the page every five minutes to see if there's a Slipshine (12%, 957 Votes)
  • trying to scrub off the scarlett letter on my monitor i tried to sharpie joyce with (7%, 538 Votes)
  • shit i thought this was questionable content, where am i (38%, 3,029 Votes)
  • i was told there'd be donuts (24%, 1,903 Votes)
  • if i stare hard enough at today's strip it might turn into one about billie and ruth (19%, 1,575 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,002

Start Date: October 19, 2025 @ 2:35 pm
End Date: No Expiry

joyce and dorothy

  • NEED MORE CONSEQUENCES (47%, 3,517 Votes)
  • NEED TO BE KISSING MORE (53%, 4,033 Votes)

Total Voters: 7,550

Start Date: September 13, 2025 @ 9:21 pm
End Date: No Expiry

most cursed ship pairing

  • walky/joe (11%, 630 Votes)
  • sarah/raidah (31%, 1,732 Votes)
  • sal/amazi-girl (7%, 397 Votes)
  • roz/mary (42%, 2,370 Votes)
  • dorothy/jennifer (9%, 465 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,594

Start Date: August 28, 2025 @ 10:16 pm
End Date: No Expiry