Dumbing of Age

when "online retailer" assumes you live in a sliding timescale and wants to make sure your emails remain culturally relevant years into the future

An appropriate day to open Hashtag, who was having sapphic roommate dreams about lady Seekers five minutes after being born.

today in #9chickweedlane i learned that, yes, lolly is so edda 2.0 that she's even wearing her mother's wedding dress as she gets married to Her Dad (But Taller)

Buy my MPM-3 Bumblebee! Opened, displayed, re-unopened, complete with instructions ebay.us/m/a4Y4Kt

check out my original angle photos of ss86 megatron, source unknown and unimportant

Target's 2025 Pride Collection

Happy Pride! Here's the comic where I come out as a Disaster Pansexual *and* Animal Crossing Weirdo

tfw the secret ingredient definitely isn't poison

Can we get a license for an additional official if we pay the processing fee and donate the harvest to a food bank?

by carefully mixing 10% cream with 1% skim milk, you can unlock forbidden milk percentages the government doesn't want you to know about, like 7.725%

online transformers collectors: i hope ss86 megatron doesn't have big ol' treads on his back!!! ss86 megatron: *treads fold up inside the legs* online transformers collectors: HIS LEGS ARE TOO CHUNKY >>>:((((

Dumbing of Age: "Sweet prank" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic

View AND change this, if we were talking quantum mechanics

the big disconnect that happens here is between the correct message for D politicians (especially in red states), which is “you’re right, this isn’t who you are, you’re better than that, vote differently next time” and the actual truth, which is yes you did, fuck you

Raw milk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

maggie, reading a strip from a year from now: oh this is so obnoxious, i love it she gets me

Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned it's nice to see Walter Bubbletea, 80-year-old fiance to someone roughly 20, talk to someone his own age.

"ESPECIALLY willa!" "dad, has it come to mind yet that if i was correct, actually, about belle being cuckoo for murderpuffs, that she was in fact trying to kill me, your human daughter, all this time" "sorry, still only really care about the fish"

Dumbing of Age: "My eyes only" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic

fuck Target's sad beige pride. You don't have to like rainbows to be loud and proud; AND you can support a currently-unemployed trans artist! (many more at link) www.teepublic.com/user/chekhov...

Mammal solidarity “stealing and eating a treat with your dexterous little hands”

*weird dean sounds*

Got my pointy Galvatron slippers.

Rolling Stone is one of the few news outlets that know how to write headlines.

everyone: remember to transform your ss86 scavenger so that the shovel arm hangs off his ass like a floppy butt-penis

i tell ya, my wife is bi. yeah, she bi and i pay!

Oh hey Hulu released the new King of the Hill intro I boarded

thanks for the three bigfoot-esque images of cyberworld optimus prime, hasbro pr