today in #9chickweedlane i learned that, yes, lolly is so edda 2.0 that she's even wearing her mother's wedding dress as she gets married to Her Dad (But Taller)
online transformers collectors: i hope ss86 megatron doesn't have big ol' treads on his back!!!
ss86 megatron: *treads fold up inside the legs*
online transformers collectors: HIS LEGS ARE TOO CHUNKY >>>:((((
the big disconnect that happens here is between the correct message for D politicians (especially in red states), which is “you’re right, this isn’t who you are, you’re better than that, vote differently next time”
and the actual truth, which is yes you did, fuck you
Raw milk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
Ferric Fang@fangferric.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
RFK Jr celebrated the release of the MAHA report by downing raw milk shooters in the White House with influencer Paul Saladino. Hazards of raw milk include Listeria, Salmonella, Campylobacter, Yersinia, E. coli O157:H7, and now-- avian flu.
"ESPECIALLY willa!"
"dad, has it come to mind yet that if i was correct, actually, about belle being cuckoo for murderpuffs, that she was in fact trying to kill me, your human daughter, all this time"
"sorry, still only really care about the fish"
fuck Target's sad beige pride. You don't have to like rainbows to be loud and proud; AND you can support a currently-unemployed trans artist! (many more at link) www.teepublic.com/user/chekhov...
Rolling Stone is one of the few news outlets that know how to write headlines.
Rolling Stone@rollingstone.com ⋅ 3d
Report: Elon Used So Much Ketamine He Couldn’t Pee Right
The New York Times reports that the billionaire experienced some negative effects from frequent drug use while stumping for Trump last year
Wait, these are a real thing?
Yep. I saw them the other day at K-Mart! I’ve also seen them at Target.
Now all you have to do is come up with a t-shirt that says Only $39.95, and we can recreate the ad in all it’s glory!
That would be so meta
That…is…glorious.
They were able to put man on the moon and now this; science sure is wonderful.
I think a christian dating ad started popping up around here during the early part of the party arc.
judging from the comments that come out men of christian dating sites, that was prophetic
Wow. I honestly laughed so hard I choked at this.
I am also pretty amazed at how expensive the darn things are.
wait until he finds out about forever lazy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S2p7AiNX9g
I saw those actually on an ass – on Vancouver Island, in British Columbia. Get that.