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by David M Willis on April 29, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 05 - Media Rumble
└ Tags: jennifer, joyce, sarah

Discussion (126) ¬

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  1. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    April 29, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    I’m thinking she’s had some bad experiences in the past. Flashback?

    • Xartarin
      Xartarin
      April 29, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

      At least she’s being cheerful about it…?

    • Ragnal
      Ragnal
      April 29, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

      She caught her roommate doing drugs, I believe. I think she wants to keep herself and her academics safe. Others didn’t see it that way.

      • Bekah
        Bekah
        April 29, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

        Yeah, wasn’t all this covered when Sarah was introduced here?

        • David Herbert
          David Herbert
          April 29, 2011 at 2:49 am | #

          She said her former roommate did drugs, she didn’t really say much else.

          • Bekah
            Bekah
            April 29, 2011 at 3:01 am | #

            And it’s been implied a few times that she narc’d on her former roommate, and she’s flat out said she just wants to focus on her studies.

        • Loki
          Loki
          April 29, 2011 at 10:29 am | #

          Is Ethan gay? Having it covered before doesn’t mean people won’t be confused by it. 🙂

          • Ryan
            Ryan
            April 29, 2011 at 11:21 am | #

            Hey, let’s email Willis and ask him!

  2. calendarman27
    calendarman27
    April 29, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    I’m with sarah, i hate all the people at college who are all “wooo lets go drastically alter our brain chemistry for no reason! wooooo”

    • Ash
      Ash
      April 29, 2011 at 12:59 am | #

      A party doesn’t have to involve drugs or alcohol. Some of the best college parties I’ve been to involved no intoxication at all.

      Wanton hooking up, though, is another story.

      • calendarman27
        calendarman27
        April 29, 2011 at 1:03 am | #

        yeah, but we know billie is one of those people who make “party” and “fun” synonymous with “boozahol”

        • Ash
          Ash
          April 29, 2011 at 1:06 am | #

          I suppose, but this is one of the few times I don’t blame Billie. Maybe she just needs a break from being a total bongo to everyone and getting her ass kicked.

          Sarah really rubs me the wrong way on this. I don’t like drugs, but I’m not going to make other people feel bad about how they choose to live. I might give advice, but not sarcastic admonishment.

          • calendarman27
            calendarman27
            April 29, 2011 at 1:15 am | #

            Fair enough, you can’t control how people live their lives and you shouldn’t. At the same time, Sarah seems to be at the wrong end of some judgement herself merely for trying to prevent her life from being ruined by someone else’s bad habits. Having been in a similar situation myself, I can hardly fault her for being a little snarky.

            • Ridureyu
              Ridureyu
              April 29, 2011 at 1:45 am | #

              There is a difference between “controlling how people live their lives” and “Hey, uh, maybe you should cut back a little on the booze.”

              • Ash
                Ash
                April 29, 2011 at 1:50 am | #

                Which isn’t what Sarah’s doing, she’s openly mocking a lifestyle she doesn’t approve of and wouldn’t choose. If I made a point to mock someone’s lifestyle because it’s not what I would do, well, that’s the first step on the slippery slope to bastardom.

                • calendarman27
                  calendarman27
                  April 29, 2011 at 1:54 am | #

                  Amen, but I gotta say, I’ve been mocked in the same way for the lifestyle of little-to-no booze, and sometimes, (while i’m not saying this is a good thing) i’m tempted to lash back with some snark of my own

                • Daibhid C
                  Daibhid C
                  April 29, 2011 at 5:16 pm | #

                  When I was at college, a total stranger came up to me while I was drinking a can of soda in a student bar, and asked if I had exams. When I said no, he began unasked-for amateur psychoanalysis, trying to find out why I didn’t drink alcohol.

                • Chaos Rose
                  Chaos Rose
                  April 29, 2011 at 7:45 pm | #

                  so shes turning into mike?

  3. Tana
    Tana
    April 29, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Poor Billie, she still has a lot to learn still that she’s not in high school anymore.

  4. arjay2813
    arjay2813
    April 29, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    very unsubtle sarah

  5. Bekah
    Bekah
    April 29, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    A Wild Billie appears!

    Sarah uses Sarcasm Burn!

    It’s super effective!

    • Ragnal
      Ragnal
      April 29, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

      Best post ever.

      • George
        George
        April 29, 2011 at 12:25 am | #

        Robin looks shocked that that worked. Clearly she hasn’t been studying her type relationships.

  6. iSaidCandleja-
    iSaidCandleja-
    April 29, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    The SWAT team always uses snipers, so they know exactly where to aim. With their penis.

    • Henry
      Henry
      April 29, 2011 at 12:12 am | #

      Do they aim for the faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace?

      • Hello, Mr. Anderson
        Hello, Mr. Anderson
        April 29, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

        Only with your mom. For a nickle.

        • XMD
          XMD
          April 29, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

          Only meme I can think of that’s left is “DAMN YOU WILLIS!”

          • Trae Dorn
            Trae Dorn
            April 29, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

            Femurs?

            • meanderling
              meanderling
              April 29, 2011 at 12:22 am | #

              The most epic of hatefucks?

              • calendarman27
                calendarman27
                April 29, 2011 at 12:34 am | #

                I’m batman?

                • MM
                  MM
                  April 29, 2011 at 12:45 am | #

                  Never presume a (Bat)man does not have ninjas at his disposal.

                • Amazo
                  Amazo
                  April 29, 2011 at 2:35 am | #

                  Batman is gay in this universe?

                • ryan
                  ryan
                  April 29, 2011 at 9:21 am | #

                  …and i can breathe in space?

                • Jackson
                  Jackson
                  May 1, 2011 at 9:15 am | #

                  +10 MEME COMBO
                  3760 POINTS

          • voodoo_curse
            voodoo_curse
            April 29, 2011 at 12:13 pm | #

            Is that Ethan dude gay?

            • XLR
              XLR
              April 29, 2011 at 6:48 pm | #

              oh shi- new meme is born.

              • Rikushadow5
                Rikushadow5
                May 1, 2011 at 2:55 pm | #

                Mark yer calendars.

          • Gary Coleman
            Gary Coleman
            April 30, 2011 at 12:45 pm | #

            I GOT YO WILLIS RIGHT HERE

  7. Eliwyn
    Eliwyn
    April 29, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

    Hey, at least Sarah and Joyce won’t have any disagreements about drugs/alcohol, right?

  8. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    April 29, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

    An impressive display of sarcasm.

    • Valkeer
      Valkeer
      April 30, 2011 at 1:12 pm | #

      I’m shocked no one has made Sarah’s face in the last panel into a Gravatar yet.

  9. drpepperfan
    drpepperfan
    April 29, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

    Wow. A week in which Billie doesn’t come across as the biggest jerk in the comic. Bizarre.

    • calendarman27
      calendarman27
      April 29, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

      idk, she was pretty dismissive of joyce, not to say that she would know where any parties are but billie didn’t need to be so harsh about it.

    • Bekah
      Bekah
      April 29, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

      Sarah comes off as a sassypants. Billie’s still the jerk.

      I <3 her either way still.

    • XLR
      XLR
      April 29, 2011 at 1:54 am | #

      Hey lets not forget the few weeks where Ruth was being a bongo with the whole Cheerleader uniform thing. Everyone found Ruth reprehensible then. Or at least the majority.

      • Bekah
        Bekah
        April 29, 2011 at 2:59 am | #

        ohey… I forgot about that… But I have a… dislike of cheerleaders, so I’m still kinda on Ruth’s side through all that. Plus I have a thing for (physically) strong women who can kick an ass or two.

        • taekwondogirl
          taekwondogirl
          April 29, 2011 at 5:30 pm | #

          So simply because someone’s a cheerleader, it’s okay to destroy their property?

          You realize that kind of puts you at or below the level of the people you disdain, right?

          • Bekah
            Bekah
            April 30, 2011 at 2:15 am | #

            Well, you’re free to make all kinds of assumptions about me, but they’d be wrong.

            • wlyteth
              wlyteth
              April 30, 2011 at 3:02 am | #

              You only assume our assumptions are wrong. 😉

              • Skye
                Skye
                April 30, 2011 at 3:35 pm | #

                My mind, it is blown!

            • taekwondogirl
              taekwondogirl
              April 30, 2011 at 4:41 pm | #

              So then what exactly is the situation? Ruth is being entirely inappropriate *even if* Billie is, gasp, a cheerleader!

              So what is so horrible about being a cheerleader that makes Ruth’s actions okay?

              • Bekah
                Bekah
                April 30, 2011 at 10:23 pm | #

                Well for starters, I never said her actions were right. I said I’m kinda on her side.
                Having been on both ends I can’t hold a grudge against those who gave me my karmic comeuppance, look down on some dishing out something similar on another cheerleader, or really feel bad for a cheerleader who treats everyone around her like shit and then gets exactly what she deserves.
                Would I do it myself? No. But I’m gonna laugh about it.

                • XLR
                  XLR
                  May 1, 2011 at 12:19 am | #

                  should I feel bad for starting this argument? XD

                • taekwondogirl
                  taekwondogirl
                  May 2, 2011 at 4:06 am | #

                  Fair enough. That’s a lot easier to understand than the initial post. :p

  10. R
    R
    April 29, 2011 at 12:17 am | #

    I like Sarah, I think that she is by far my favorite DoA character.

  11. Kisai
    Kisai
    April 29, 2011 at 12:27 am | #

    I think sassy Sarah just earned some cool points. Joyce now thinks she has found a fellow unintended prude.

  12. goatman95111
    goatman95111
    April 29, 2011 at 12:28 am | #

    Aww, but everyone knows flares aren’t necessary when most SWAT teams have access to night vision optics!

    • calendarman27
      calendarman27
      April 29, 2011 at 12:51 am | #

      you and i have different definitions of the word necessary my friend,

      Necessary: adj: something that adds to a situation in a way that makes it kickasspumpkins

      • goatman95111
        goatman95111
        April 29, 2011 at 1:28 am | #

        Necessary would be bringing the flash-bang grenades to liven up the party.

        • calendarman27
          calendarman27
          April 29, 2011 at 1:40 am | #

          hmmm…maybe we don’t have dissimilar definitions after all…touche goatman touche.

  13. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    April 29, 2011 at 12:47 am | #

    I love Sarah.

    • calendarman27
      calendarman27
      April 29, 2011 at 1:21 am | #

      ditto, she’s snarky in all the right ways

      • Ridureyu
        Ridureyu
        April 29, 2011 at 1:46 am | #

        And I don’t mean “love” as in “I want to do horribly perverted thigns to her,” I mean, “I want to give her a high-five, and maybe some money, because college students are poor.”

        • Rayri
          Rayri
          April 30, 2011 at 8:57 am | #

          …I want to do pervy things to her and help her out.
          /is a college student

  14. Doom Shepherd
    Doom Shepherd
    April 29, 2011 at 12:48 am | #

    Sarah is right. Drunken idiocy should be postponed until grad school.
    Well, that’s how _I_ did it.

    • Dym
      Dym
      April 30, 2011 at 5:17 pm | #

      I fully agree with you, grad school is the time for drunken idiocy. Everyone’s legal then, and it is more of a stress reliever than an everyday action.

  15. Ash
    Ash
    April 29, 2011 at 1:02 am | #

    Sarah really rubs me the wrong way.

    I know that she wants to focus on her academics, which is totally understandable, but college is just as much about learning about social situations as it is learning academically.

    Some of the best academic students I know from college can’t hold a decent job because they have HORRIBLE social skills, while those with decent to moderate grades but socialized a lot already have jobs where they’re working their way up and great families that love them.

    I ended up going to med school so I haven’t done either yet, though. 😛

    • gangler
      gangler
      April 29, 2011 at 1:49 am | #

      Yeah, you totally learn the best social skills drunk. Down there at the kegger, that’s where she’s gonna learn to interact with an employer and coworkers.

      I’m being incredibly sarcastic, but I don’t actually attend such functions or partake of the drink. Maybe it transfers more than appearances would indicate? All I know is that when my roommate comes home fall down drunk and tells stories of all the people he punched out, he doesn’t sound like he’s learning anything he’ll need in a professional social circle.

      Seems like you could probably learn the necessary social skills just fine without associating with such people.

      • Ash
        Ash
        April 29, 2011 at 2:14 am | #

        You seem to assume involvement of alcohol being equated to balls out drunk. This is a mistake, the same one Sarah’s made. You don’t need to be balls out drunk to socialize, I mean, most parties I was at, most people only had enough to grease the wheels, so to speak. Very rarely were there “ZOMG POLICE INTERVENTION.”

        Honestly, I don’t get the whole “haha college kids irresponsible drinking” thing. There IS such a thing as moderation.

        • gangler
          gangler
          April 29, 2011 at 2:45 am | #

          I’ve never heard of responsible drinking referred to as partying is all. Obviously there’s nothing wrong with a glass or two, or whatever you’re comfortable with. When people use the word party though generally they seem to be talking about something else entirely. At the very least, I personally haven’t heard it used to describe anything else within the current context (non event-based parties).

          I’d think that socialization would just be “Getting together with some friends” or something along those lines. I hang out with friends all the time. Sometimes they drink, that’s cool. I don’t personally do that, but it’s mostly just because I’m a somewhat bland person that way. Raised mormon, never got around to trying the stuff. Not like I have a policy against it, just hasn’t happened. Any party I’ve heard about though doesn’t end in anything other than passing out from excess at some ungodly hour, hopefully having made it back to your own bed.

          What you’re describing sounds like basically a social gathering where one could meet new people and crack open a cold one. That doesn’t sound bad at all. That actually sounds quite pleasant. Maybe one day I’ll encounter something like that.

          • Ash
            Ash
            April 29, 2011 at 3:55 am | #

            Yeah, that’s basically what I’m describing. Social gathering, which also means a party. You’re thinking of the whole FRAT BOY ROOFIE PARTY YARRGGHH. I have to say that nearly none of the parties I’ve been to were like that, just a large amount of people mingling and meeting new people and stuff. The few times I HAVE ended up in one of those parties, I left in disgust, so I know where you’re coming from, at the least.

            • daughterofthestars
              daughterofthestars
              April 29, 2011 at 9:12 am | #

              So the moral of the story is to not make comments on “partying” if you’ve never done anything of the sort? Makes sense to me. I’ve never been invited to a party with alcohol, much less gone to one.

              • gangler
                gangler
                April 29, 2011 at 5:46 pm | #

                I may not partake, but that doesn’t mean I don’t bear witness. As I’ve stated, the parties I’ve been in contact with have not been what he describes. To quote pulp fiction

                Jules: You know the shows on TV?
                Vincent: I don’t watch TV.
                Jules: Yeah, but, you are aware that there’s an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?

                To profess complete ignorance on the topic simply because I don’t partake would just be ridiculous. I’ve never sky dived before either, and yet I’m aware of what the activity entails. If someone asked me if I felt it was necessary to sky dive in order to attain the skills needed to succeed in life, I feel I could give a reasonably informed answer. Namely, that plenty of people do not sky dive and get by just fine in life.

                Similarly, I can name a great number of people within my own life who have never been large on the party scene, and yet still managed to somehow acquire the social skills required to hold respectable jobs with a pay that suits their needs and enviable hours and workloads, and even continue to work their way up the ladder through promotions. Librarians, professors, entrepreneurs and tradesmen. One does not find themselves socially bereft simply by not having frequented this single category of social function.

          • PrudeFrock
            PrudeFrock
            April 29, 2011 at 11:24 pm | #

            Gangler, my friends and I have parties all the time. We drink, and don’t get shitfaced. “Party” does not automatically mean “irresponsible boozing.”

            If an alcoholic frat boy says “party,” yes, he probably means “crappy music and complete intoxication.” If a regular person says “party,” he probably means “pizza, a DVD, and some drinks with friends.”

            • gangler
              gangler
              April 30, 2011 at 1:54 am | #

              Yes. We’ve established that such was my error. I still maintain that I’ve never hear it used in that sense before, but evidently such is a use of the word.

              I’d be more inclined to call that hanging out or something to that effect, but it’s all good. I’ve learned from this and won’t make the same assumption next time it comes up.

              Though, to clarify, we all think Billie’s talking about getting shitfaced here, right? That’s not an argument that’s happening, I think.

        • MM
          MM
          April 29, 2011 at 1:06 pm | #

          Except that between Billie’s dismissal of Joyce (who probably thinks of “parties” in the paper hats and birthday cake context) and her grin in the third panel before she catches on to the sarcasm, I think Sarah might have picked up on Billie being more into the “police action” scene.

        • Ancestral Hamster
          Ancestral Hamster
          April 29, 2011 at 2:44 pm | #

          Not at party schools. There is justification for the stereotype.

          Similarly, people who think taking a glass or two of wine with dinner is the equivalent of the Animal House frat party need some perspective.

          As for Sarah’s reaction to Billie, remember they’ve already met at the mandatory dorm meeting. Billie’s arrogant behavior already made a first impression on Sarah. A negative one. Billie doesn’t know that since she probably ignored everyone except Ruth, but the spoiled brat does need to learn that actions have consequences.

          As for people who drink or drug themselves senseless nightly, they must really hate themselves and/or their lives that they have to escape in such an extreme fashion. What’s in your head that you can’t face it? You should seek professional help.

      • OmegaDez
        OmegaDez
        April 29, 2011 at 10:20 am | #

        You straight edge folks really annoy me.
        You’re so preachy for no reason. A couple of beers with friends or coworkers is always fun, and DOES NOT usually turn into a drunken orgy. Unless you’re a moron.

        • taekwondogirl
          taekwondogirl
          April 29, 2011 at 5:47 pm | #

          Except this is a college situation and Billie asked for a GOOD party. Which, given Billie’s reputation that does indeed preceede her, indicates she wants to get shit-faced.

        • Zanosuke_Kurosaki
          Zanosuke_Kurosaki
          May 2, 2011 at 4:08 am | #

          My only issue with that situation is one most people don’t think of.
          “If you’re having beers around these people, does that mean you can only stand them when you have what is known as ‘a pleasant buzz’?” Because from some people I’ve asked this of, the answer has turned out to be yes a good bit more than they’d like…

    • Zem
      Zem
      April 29, 2011 at 10:26 am | #

      The crowd that equated partying with the ONLY type of social experience has always rubbed me wrong, as well. I have never seena ny evidence that these guys have become in any way more socially experienced and successful later on, and the insistence of these guys that anyone enjoying some other type of type of social gathering than partying must be socially inept was, and always have been, geniune, jerkish idiocy.

      Billie’s representing the sort of ideal balance actually: her social growth has not been stunted to exclude anyone who is not into her lifestyle, but still able to enjoy a good time.

      Of course, she is in denial due to her character, but she’s really a lot healthier than most people I have had a chance to meet irl.

      • Zem
        Zem
        April 30, 2011 at 12:46 pm | #

        (lol nerdangst)

  16. FarkUp
    FarkUp
    April 29, 2011 at 1:09 am | #

    So TODAY is the day you meant when last week you said that Sarah would be smiling sarcastically next week.
    I’m kinda tempted to end this post by asking if Sarah was gay in this universe but frankly, that joke is starting to wear thin already.

  17. Seerow
    Seerow
    April 29, 2011 at 1:45 am | #

    Wow Sarah sure is a party animal, I wouldn’t have thought she was into that kind of party given her history…

  18. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    April 29, 2011 at 1:47 am | #

    Has anyone noticed Billie’s Darth Vader moment in panel 2?

    “YOU HAVE OUTLIVED YOUR USE FOR ME, ADMIRAL JOYCE.” *force choke*

  19. gangler
    gangler
    April 29, 2011 at 2:01 am | #

    Sarah was rude here, but not in any way unfitting of a sarcastic snarker. I think people are being too hard on her here. If you can’t sarcastically dismiss requests from a complete stranger, who can you sarcastically dismiss?

    • Bekah
      Bekah
      April 29, 2011 at 3:04 am | #

      SNARKINESS IS ALLOWED NOW? FO’ RIZZLE?

      • Soundbucket
        Soundbucket
        April 30, 2011 at 2:52 am | #

        appropriate gravatar is appropriate

  20. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    April 29, 2011 at 2:44 am | #

    Wild Ass Theory: Billie acts and/or looks too much like the roommate that gave Sarah so much trpuble last year; hence the instant hate.

  21. Crowling
    Crowling
    April 29, 2011 at 5:12 am | #

    Or maybe it’s just that Billie has spent most (every?) night drunk off her ass and, with her room being just next door, Sarah already knows that? I mean, walls are thin and even if you don’t know names you know something is going on.

    Not to mention the vomit that smells of booze splattered over the bathroom in the morning….but that could just be my experience of a bad room-mate!

  22. Menamebephil
    Menamebephil
    April 29, 2011 at 5:53 am | #

    That is probably the most unwarranted use of sarcasm I have seen in a long while.

  23. Angelicfiend
    Angelicfiend
    April 29, 2011 at 8:44 am | #

    Sarah’s face in the last panel scares me

  24. daughterofthestars
    daughterofthestars
    April 29, 2011 at 9:13 am | #

    I don’t think Joyce has any idea what’s going on anymore.

    • Pat
      Pat
      April 29, 2011 at 5:27 pm | #

      When did Joyce have an idea what was going on?

      • Robin
        Robin
        April 30, 2011 at 9:32 pm | #

        She’s probably day dreaming about Ethan … who may or may not be gay in this ‘verse

  25. Mal
    Mal
    April 29, 2011 at 11:28 am | #

    Sarah’s snubbing and rudeness to Billie in these last few episodes seems unjustified. As far as I can tell, Billie is trying to legitimately be nice and make friends with her neighbor.

    Maybe this kind of unprovoked asshole behavior is amusing, and my sense of humor simply isn’t tuned to appreciate it. I don’t know.

    • taekwondogirl
      taekwondogirl
      April 29, 2011 at 5:57 pm | #

      Someone else mentioned this. They’re next door neighbors and dorm wall\s are notoriously easy to hear through.

  26. Josh R
    Josh R
    April 29, 2011 at 11:36 am | #

    I started university this year and i’ve never met a person who was such a see you next tuesday as sarah.
    If someone’s shallow or annoying you can just ignore them, universities are big places, there’s no need to act like that.

    At least with mike it’s funny – he gets off on being a dick, but i really don’t know what willis is aiming for with sarah, she just seems miserable.

    • Doom Shepherd
      Doom Shepherd
      April 29, 2011 at 1:38 pm | #

      “If someone’s shallow or annoying you can just ignore them,”

      That’s usually what the shallow and annoying people claim.
      Sarah just doesn’t believe in the “duty to retreat.” Which is good, we need a lot more people who don’t.

    • taekwondogirl
      taekwondogirl
      April 29, 2011 at 6:19 pm | #

      It’s a bit harder to ignore them if they’re your neighbor.

      Sarah is super serious and doesn’t want people to interfere with her studies. She’s only there because of her grades and if she screws up, she has to go home. She might be coming off as harsh but to her it’s a matter of her collegiate survival.

      • Doom Shepherd
        Doom Shepherd
        April 30, 2011 at 8:54 am | #

        Indeed, I lost many nights’ undisturbed sleep to the revelings of drunken neighbors. There’s no soundproofing in dorms.

  27. NerdAtComputer
    NerdAtComputer
    April 29, 2011 at 12:58 pm | #

    This comics had 69 comments… I just ruined it. =/

    • calendarman27
      calendarman27
      April 29, 2011 at 1:27 pm | #

      well, i was thinking of posting the same comment, so don’t feel bad, we’re all human, we all feel the irresistable compulsion to make sex jokes. it is in our nature.

  28. RegalBanefield
    RegalBanefield
    April 29, 2011 at 2:07 pm | #

    I always picture Joyce’s voice as the girl who voiced Starfire from Teen Titans. Hehe.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 29, 2011 at 7:44 pm | #

      Does this mean that you also picture Billie’s voice as Raven then?

      • RegalBanefield
        RegalBanefield
        April 29, 2011 at 11:45 pm | #

        Haha no, Billie is too cheerleader for that. I picture her as Julie from the Scott Pilgrim series.

        But Walky is definitely Beast Boy. hahahaha

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          April 30, 2011 at 1:33 am | #

          Ex-cheerleader; Billie doesn’t seem as cheerful as she would have been back in highschool.

          Personally I think Ruth should be voiced by Lisa Ortiz and have Mike voiced by Bruce Campbell.

          • Robin
            Robin
            April 30, 2011 at 9:33 pm | #

            No way, I always heard the voice of the blonde powerpuff girl in my head for Joyce, and Billy West for Walky

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              April 30, 2011 at 11:47 pm | #

              I can picture Joe been voiced by one of those guys from Jersey Shore.

      • Skye
        Skye
        April 30, 2011 at 3:47 pm | #

        I think Sarah is more suited to Raven than Billie is.

        • saturnwonder
          saturnwonder
          April 30, 2011 at 5:54 pm | #

          I can so see Sarah being suited to Raven. She has that annoyed tone about her all the time, and when she smiles it’s her being super crazy creepy or being sarcastic major

  29. Dahlia
    Dahlia
    April 29, 2011 at 3:18 pm | #

    Hee hee. I’m liking Sarah more and more!

    I respect other people and their choices and lifestyles as much as possible, but when those choices are self-destructive, stupid, and, most importantly, harmful to others…I’d say pretty much what Sarah said.

    I abhor Billie, so I don’t trust her definition of “party” for a second. “Party” for me, personally, is hanging out with several pals over movies and videogames (given we are over 21 I wouldn’t frown at them drinking a beer or two). Billie’s sounds like “if the cops didn’t show up we are doing it wrong”.

    • Menamebephil
      Menamebephil
      April 30, 2011 at 3:50 am | #

      In defense of partying, there is a perfectly fine middle ground between the two examples you gave, you know. Generally the ‘everyone’s wasted enough that everyone seems hilarious and nobody gives a shit that they can’t dance any more’ area. Having been to several parties in my time (at least four), in my experience the kind of shindig where everyone is absolutely off their faces and trying to dance is easily the best kind of party.

      • Dahlia
        Dahlia
        April 30, 2011 at 4:12 am | #

        Oh, I understand that completely and I approve of that too, just I can’t do much physical activities due to…health problems ^^;; thats why thats MY definition of partying. :3

        I like your example (and instances), though, I would go to one if I could just sit and watch and have someone I trusted there ^^;; [/paranoid]

        • Menamebephil
          Menamebephil
          April 30, 2011 at 4:55 am | #

          I’m oddly charmed by the idea of a Party Observer. It’s got a real David Attenborough, Gorrilas In The Mist feel to it.

          “And now we see that most beautiful of sights, the mating dance of the Lesser Spotted Teenager. Observe how the male of the species puffs out his chest, and begins the traditional mating call. The sound of “I get knocked down, but I get up again, you’re never gonna keep me down“, which you have probably heard in your streets and gardens if you are ever about after ten in the evening, is as iconic as the species itself.

          “Now, see how the male, after failing to get the attention of the female, resorts to drastic measures, removing his shirt and standing on the sofa. However, our friend has no better luck here, as he suddenly tumbles off the sofa, and promptly falls asleep.”

          • Doom Shepherd
            Doom Shepherd
            April 30, 2011 at 8:54 am | #

            Excellent work.

          • Dahlia
            Dahlia
            April 30, 2011 at 7:21 pm | #

            OMG! IT WOULD BE LIKE WATCHING WILD ANIMALS TRYING TO MATE!!! I KNEW watching discovery channel would pay off one day!!!! 8D

  30. OhNoUDiNt
    OhNoUDiNt
    April 30, 2011 at 2:59 am | #

    High School Billie (my idea for a new doll line to rival Bratz; don’t steal it) desperately needs to be ushered into the real college world. What with Sal moonlighting as Amazi-Girl and making entrances and exits through windows Batman-style, she’ll continue to be too tightly wound. I’m sure she’d loosen up if only someone would fix her. Joe could probably do that. With his penis.

  31. MuleyBob
    MuleyBob
    April 30, 2011 at 2:09 pm | #

    And the winner is?

  32. murrkitteh
    murrkitteh
    April 30, 2011 at 2:39 pm | #

    Is batman gay in this universe? He does have to be BEST at everything…

    • Shift
      Shift
      May 1, 2011 at 3:29 pm | #

      Oh please… Even if he isn’t gay, Batman could make any man, gay or straight, orgasm with a simple “I’m Batman”.

  33. saturnwonder
    saturnwonder
    April 30, 2011 at 5:52 pm | #

    Sarah scares me so much in that last panel. She is one of those “Shouldn’t smile like that” characters, otherwise she looks like she might go crazy on everyone lol

  34. Carly
    Carly
    May 1, 2011 at 6:59 am | #

    Sarah annoys the hell out of me. I’m sorry- I went to college, graduated, and am going to a graduate school program that accepts four people a year with a full scholarship. And yeah, I got fucked up occasionally on alcohol and *gasp* drugs. But that doesn’t mean I lost every sense of management and failed out of all of my classes.
    Girl needs to get the stick out of her ass.

    • Shift
      Shift
      May 1, 2011 at 3:28 pm | #

      Yeah, but you didn’t have a roommate the previous year who was CONSTANTLY screwing up, getting high, and almost got you expelled because of THEIR actions. As established in the earliest comics, Sarah almost got in MASSIVE trouble because of her druggie roommate. So, I think she has every right to be a bongo about this sort of thing, because she doesn’t want a repeat of last year.

  35. Kelsey
    Kelsey
    May 2, 2011 at 7:49 am | #

    Because saying ‘no’ is never sufficient.

  36. RandomPerson12
    RandomPerson12
    October 23, 2014 at 6:46 am | #

    Flares and a S.W.A.T. Team? That actually does sound like fun!

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