She’s a former professional wrestler that was elected thanks to her popularity and on a platform of criminal justice reforms, promising to ‘clothesline crime’ and ‘dropkick corruption’.
He’s not at the same point of character development we left off at the end of It’s Walky, where he had seemed to start being okay with not being every woman’s desire and dream. In fact going by Shortpacked, he’s digressed woefully. This Joe? Starting off the same way, obviously.
Quick, Joe. Distract her and then jump through the window……. Wait, that’s what Sal would do. Distract her and then run out the door before she starts to peel you like a grape.
Who cares? She abused their friendship already by using false concern as a friend to get inside his home for an interview? Pick her up, put her outside and close the door.
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Oh boy, here we go.
He’ll seduce her in no time.
With his penis.
For a nickel.
In her FAAAAAAAAAACE.
I swear, you guys must have some kind of first comment thread meme combo alliance.
The lady recquires your MEME!
Is it always them?
Everything you say can and will be used against you in a college newspaper article.
That’s not a threat, it’s a statement of fact.
joe trusts dorothy?
Maybe not much longer.
Dorothy’s about to pretty much destroy the trust Joe had in her.
Burn those bridges, faster, Dorothy, kill, kill!
As far as he can Joe her.
*looks in the back of the storage closet*
sorr,y we’re all out of internets to give away as prizes, here’s a copy of the 1997 SI Swimsuit Issue.
…since when does Joe listen to Danny?
I’m more curious where he picked up the term “compromised.”
Joe’s a smart guy.
We all know that Joe has bound to have been caught in a compromising position before.
ever since danny introduced joe to his death stare
Roz is Robin’s sister. Robin’s a senator, apparently. And yet Roz has no issue going outside.
…By the way, what was Robin’s platform in this world that got her elected? The same as last time?
Roz is a attention whore remenber?
awwww….that combo looks sooooo cute
Probably Dexter and Monkey Master action figures this time. Only, y’know, hopefully not the same theme.
She’s a former professional wrestler that was elected thanks to her popularity and on a platform of criminal justice reforms, promising to ‘clothesline crime’ and ‘dropkick corruption’.
Congresswoman. Although presumably she didn’t kill Pelosi in a candy-fueled rage in this universe.
What I want to know is when we see Robin.
(Although the Dorothy/Joe interview looks like it will be fun. :P)
We want to see her FAAAAAAAACE!
Personally, I want to see her femurs.
The lady requires your femurs!
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Never. He’s just going to talk to her and she’ll NEVER APPEAR.
Danny is going to walk in on them.
Only if Joe is Joeing her.
For some reason now, I just want to yell out, “YOOOOOOOOO JOE!”
In the faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
With his penis.
For a nickel.
Panel 4: Joe’s eyebrows finally enact their daring escape plan.
Joe, run while you still can. Everyone knows that everything that you say in the newspaper can and will be used against you.
DAMN YOU PAPARAZZI DAMN YOU!
Is it sad that when I saw this, the first thing that came to my mind was “and now we switch to someone that no longer requires Danny’s but”?
The lady recquires your Joe.
It has been established that you have been compromised BY YOUR PENIS!
For…nah, too easy.
Nay, Joe has been compromised by his need to joe with Lil’ Joe. =D
Yeah, he’s totally Hossed now.
Joe, Joe, you should have asked yourself why she even wanted to see you.
He’s not at the same point of character development we left off at the end of It’s Walky, where he had seemed to start being okay with not being every woman’s desire and dream. In fact going by Shortpacked, he’s digressed woefully. This Joe? Starting off the same way, obviously.
Quick, Joe. Distract her and then jump through the window……. Wait, that’s what Sal would do. Distract her and then run out the door before she starts to peel you like a grape.
Silly, Joe. You should know better.
Confirm trade?
Yes (A) / No (B)
You have traded your ‘FRIENDSHIP’ for an ‘INTERVIEW’.
hey joe, where you going with that gun of yours?
hey joe, where you going… wait … that’s not a gun, thats a
I bet Joe just hopes that the lamestream media won’t twist his words by repeating them verbatim.
Dorothy uses TRUST, it is super effective.
Joe should respond with SMOKESSCREEN or FAKE OUT
Here’s an idea Joe… throw her out. You don’t need to talk to her you know and you’re (theoretically) bigger and stronger than her.
“Sex Tape Stud Physically Accosts Female Reporter”?
Yeah, that’ll end well.
Who cares? She abused their friendship already by using false concern as a friend to get inside his home for an interview? Pick her up, put her outside and close the door.
Hey, you okay with the weather yesterday? We got hailed on, and I’ve heard some reports of bad hail and weather in C-bus as well.
Pretty much the best course of action for Joe at this point is to refuse to say anything.
And you just know he’s not going to do that.
Okay, I know this isn’t really the place to properly do this, but the creators of “Least I Could Do” are trying to turn their series into a cartoon, but need financial backing. Here’s the link: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/537261515/least-i-could-do-the-pilot
Man I’ve really missed Dina. She was one of my faves in the other Universe.