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Spinnerette
Krazy Krow, Rocio Zucchi, Pablo Rey
When a lab accident gives Heather Brown spider powers and six arms, she does what any midwest comic geek would do: Become Ohio's #3 superhero!
Drugs & Wires
Mary Safro, Io Black
Dan used to be a VR operator until his brain got fried by malware. Now he's stuck delivering packages in a post-Soviet hellhole all while trying to adjust to his new life and find some answers.
Far to the North
Allison Shaw
Kelu turns to the monsters of her remote mountain home when her family is held hostage by outsiders.
Sam & Fuzzy
Sam Logan
Troubled by gangster rodents, lovesick vampire stalkers, or confused ninja assassins? Don't panic! Sam and Fuzzy are here to help. (For a reasonable fee.)
Demon Studies
Miyuli
Four students summon and study potentially dangerous demons within the walls of the mysterious Summerland University.
Monster Pulse
Magnolia Porter Siddell
Four kids run afoul of a creepy secret organization's experiments, which turn their body parts into fighting monsters. Part sentimental coming-of-age story, part monster-training shonen manga, with just a bit of sci-fi body horror.
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Lighter Than Heir
Melissa Albino
A young Volant woman joins the military in an effort to upstage her war-hero father.
Shaderunners
Alex Assan, Lin Darrow
A ragtag band of bootleggers open a speakeasy for bottled colour in the greyscale city of Ironwell.
Solstoria
Angelica Maria
After her brother goes missing, Samantha vows to become a Knight and help those around her in the Kingdom of St. Helena.
Folklore
Adam Ma, Colin Tan Wei
A superhuman horror story focused on a small band of survivors trying to navigate a war-torn world in the aftermath of the Federation’s collapse.
The Witch Door
Anni K.
Katariina Lehto discovers her neighbor is a witch called Jousia Muotka. Jousia introduces Katariina to the strange people and places beyond the witch door...
Star Trip
Gisele Weaver
Jas is a human taken from her home planet on a trip across the galaxy she will never forget.
Wilde Life
Pascalle Lepas
Oscar decided to rent an old haunted house, and that's when things got weird...
Anacrine Complex
Sae Cotton
A superhuman heist involving probably too many pigeons than entirely necessary.
Countdown to Countdown
Velinxi
Iris Black is a self-proclaimed inventor with the curious ability to bring his drawings to life, and yearns to find a space where he can use his powers freely.
Heart of Gold
Eliot Baum, Viv Tanner
A pianist with failing eyesight seeks out a priest with a miraculous healing touch, drawing him deeper into a world of miracles and curses.
Clockwork
Chikuto
Cog Kleinschmidt is a diligent, quiet worker at the Mercia Fortress, the world power's leading stronghold. His orderly life is thrown into chaos when an enemy kingdom sends a diplomat for peace talks. This diplomat needs something from Cog - whether he agrees to their terms or not!
Obelisk
Ashley McCammon
In 1908 New York, a young woman struggles to put her life back together in the wake of her father's death - until she discovers a vampire in the shambles of her inheritance.
Come Hell or High Water
Jenny/Star, Mori
Prince Gladimir was never meant to fall for a pirate. Swearing off love for duty, the threat of war propels him back into the Captain’s world of high seas and high stakes. Their relationship could be the thing to save the kingdom of Yvoire - or destroy it.
[un]Divine
Ayme
A highschool senior thought giving up his soul for a demon was a good idea. It wasn't.
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
Go Get a Roomie
Clover
Experience the queer journey of an upbeat hippie and the friendships she makes along the way! A tale of self-discovery and love of many forms.
The Otherknown
Lorian Merriman
Chandra is a 12-year-old accidental time traveler with a reluctant new dad, who happens to be a member of a feared galactic crime syndicate.
How to be a Werewolf
Shawn Lenore
Malaya Walters was bitten by a werewolf as a child. After being raised by her human family, she faces the chance to learn what being a werewolf is really like as an adult.
No End
Erli, Kromi
A queer romance about people attempting to build lives in a cold, post-apocalyptic world ravaged by hordes of undead.
The Lonely Vincent Bellingham
Diana Huh
Vincent is an unkind man looking to disappear, and finds himself in the care of a vampire and her two wicked children.
El Goonish Shive
Dan Shive
WARNING: This comic often ignores the Laws of Physics
Wychwood
Varethane
When Tiara's pyrokinesis is finally noticed, she is captured by a magical research organization for study. If she cooperates, she could be helping to save humanity from a dire threat - but can she trust them?
Demon's Mirror
Harry Bogosian
Based loosely off of "The Snow Queen", a story by Hans Christian Andersen, we see things take a different turn as the demons become central characters, and the side characters stick around. Yup, that's the only differences. Enjoy!
Sunshine Boy
Moosopp
New-kid Kelly is sweet but naive. Luckily, he's got his outgoing neighbor Grey in his corner.
Killjoys
Flatw00ds
When two disgraced ex-feds fall backwards into trouble with the clown mafia, getting out in one piece is gonna be no joke!
Girl Genius
Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio
In a time when the Industrial Revolution has become an all-out war, Mad Science rules the World...with mixed success.
Real Science Adventures
Brian Clevinger
Spin off stories and other adventures from the world of Atomic Robo!
Whomp!
Ronnie
A depressed, portly, hirsute anime fan stumbles through life in the ever-pursuit of chicken nuggets and other life-shortening indulgences.
Tove
Severin
The end of the world is coming, and Tove doesn't want to be a hero, but SOMEONE has to look after her little brother.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Hazy London
Scotty
A story about messy relationships. From friendly foes to crazy families. Nothing is black and white, just full of color. But, all colors can get a little hazy...
Paint the Town Red
Windy, Winter Jay Kiakas
Winona runs a werewolf shelter with partner in crime, Odile in the Gothic city of Merlot. One day they take in an injured vampire, and soon unravels many of the dark secrets of Merlot.
MASKLESS
kickingshoes
In a world where people can wield the magic of elemental Masks, all Ashe wants to do is help. Maskless and useless, with dreams of fire and smoke on the back of his tongue, he finds himself on a strange, dangerous path to uncovering the secrets of these incredible objects, and the source of the monsters plaguing his home.
Atomic Robo
Brian Clevinger, Scott Wegener
The robot punches monsters and bad robots and one time he was a cowboy.
2 Slices
RJ Morel
After a case of mistaken identity, will awkward Daisuke find help from excitable Mamo, or will his love life be thrown completely off track?
Nerf Now!!
Josué Pereira
A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
Lunar Blight
Studio CARTRIDGE, Laura Lee
Lunar Blight is a gothic horror story about an elite knight serving a moon cult who must choose between upholding his honoured duty or condemning everything he’s grown to know.
Goblins
Ellipsis
A fantasy RPG as told through the eyes of the low-level monsters.
Knights Errant
J.R. Doyle
Wilfrid's humble quest for revenge becomes bigger and bloodier by the day.
Patrik the Vampire
Bree Paulsen
Patrik loves to knit, bake, and help his friends while dealing with his own demons... like his thirst for blood because, oh yeah--he's a vampire.
Awaken
Koti Saavedra/Flipfloppery
Superpowers, monsters and conspiracies. Piras, the spoiled Dameschi heir, fights to recover his identity after becoming a terrorist!
Between Failures
Jackie Wohlenhaus
The low stakes adventures of an assorted group of 20 somethings trapped in the declining years of American retail. They are naughty and say lots of swears.
Fairmeadow
Kendra P. / KP
A wayward soldier finds herself in a pacifist commune deep in the wilderness of a war-weary land. Living in isolation brings her closer to those she was sworn to kill than she could ever imagine - but also threatens to tear the place apart.
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“These aren’t the penises you’re looking for”
“These aren’t the penises we’re looking for”
“He can now get down to bidness”
“You can now get down to bidness”
“Bang a gong”
“Bang a gong, bang a gong”
Quotes from the porn edition of…oh, you know – that movie. Argh! Tip of my tongue…no, not literally – wait, what?
He’s my messiah! Why can’t you just let me be with him! You’re ruining my life, mom and YHWH! I hate you FOREVER! I’m totes running away, and one day I’ll be more famous than you and you’ll regret this!
Not to mention was already dealing with its estranged brother Islam so it couldn’t devote full attention to its child Christianity. Family squabbles whattareya gonna do?
That’s not math, that’s science. There’s no reason for Christian fundamentalist homeschooling kids to be bad at math, or any other subject not related to evolution, the age of the Earth, or other trigger subjects, and the sort of parents who care enough to homeschool probably raise your chances of getting a good education in general. For that matter, from what I’ve seen of materials, such a kid might well know more biological facts than average… presented of course in a framework of “the glory of God’s Creation” rather than “and this is how evolution makes it all make sense.”
Reading, writing, ‘rithmetic — no reason for Joyce to be flawed in any of them. Or chemistry, or physics outside astronomy and radiodating, or knowledge of living species. Evolution and history of the US, those are other matters…
Math is a touchy subject for a lot of Fundies, or at least it was. Copernicus, Gallileo, Beethoven, Bach, Da Vinci. All of them loved math, all of them got in big trouble for using it to disprove the bible. Big time.
I think it’s less Sal not liking Joyce, more Sal trying to mask her utter apathy towards her math class.
She knows Joyce means well, but she doesn’t want to run the risk of Joyce trying to save her grades by admitting she doesn’t much care. And Joyce does come off as sort of a buttinski.
I really don’t like the way the characters are drawn in profile. Their mouths look super creepy, like they’ve turned part baleen whale or something, suddenly. Just a little minor input.
Joyce’s triangle grin defies the laws of physics, in the same way her blue eyes defy the laws of outline coloration. The cuteness is truly an unstoppable force.
Joyce could honestly make for an interesting sort of horror movie villain. Sure, the conventional killers are always a good stand-by, but there would be something to be said about a horror villain character who is constantly happy, will follow you around 24/7, and who will either try to convert you into believing in Jesus or force you into marrying her. It’d be kinda like the Stepford Wives meets Single White Female.
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SAL WHY DON’T YOU ASK THE TA WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE
oh wait
Agreed 100%. Come on, Sal, pretend to care about math just a little bit longer! Keep walking down there!
…No?
Rats.
You mean, help her with his penis?
As Joe would reply, “With my penis”.
And Mike would reply, ” With your mom for a nickel.”
Jason’s penis can’t do that. It’s too British.
(Jason is very British in the earlier webcomics. Dunno if that’s been mentioned in DoA yet.)
No no no….Willis has said multiple times that we are not to even MENTION the earlier webcomics. These are not the same people we once knew!
If Jason is no longer British, I will MUTINY.
I would also like to make it clear, the British penis is perfectly adept at helping young ladies with their maths problems should the need arise.
Yeah but you gotta convert from metric.
Or the penises we once knew.
Dr. Seuss’ little known book, “Oh, The Penises You’ll Go”.
“These aren’t the penises you’re looking for”
“These aren’t the penises we’re looking for”
“He can now get down to bidness”
“You can now get down to bidness”
“Bang a gong”
“Bang a gong, bang a gong”
Quotes from the porn edition of…oh, you know – that movie. Argh! Tip of my tongue…no, not literally – wait, what?
And then they can make out, right next to the regenerating innards of her dead brother!
Joyce as a tutor? That could be interesting…
“Interesting” in the same way that a car wreck is “interesting”.
Interesting as in that mysterious growth on that guy’s neck looks interesting.
Interesting in the same way hilariously bad fanfiction is interesting.
“Interesting” in the way that Jack Chick Tracts are “Interesting”.
Interesting in the same way as an over the top Super Robot anime.
That’s a very optimistic viewpoint.
No, that’s the awesome kind of interesting. We’re talking about the “Oh God, it’s so horrible, yet I can’t look away” kind of interesting.
Okay, how about as interesting as your most hated person getting mauled by 400 bears?
So you’re talking about Rupert Murdoch?
It’s my “Oh God, it’s so horrible yet I can’t look away” moment.
I’d totally secretly read that fanfiction =P
Interesting in the same way lemons are interesting.
Combustible lemons?
i liked your last dp better
dp? What’s that?
either a Director of Photography or double penetration.. I think there MIGHT be a definition I don’t know of
Will Jason Be making another appearance in the near future?
Well they have made 12 films featuring Jason already, so who knows.
Not that Jason and you kown it. >:(
Holy Shit! How did ya know? Are you psychic or somethin’?
So question of the day, how does this disappear her?
JOYCE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU SAL…SHE LOVES YOOOUUUU
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, Joyce Brown will find you and offer you tracts.
Joyce is a very at-tract-ive chick.
She’s helping Sal get on the right tract for school
Huge tracts of land, m’boy!
This may make me feel old but for some reason with Aizat’s remark I am reminded of the 1980’s pilot “Pryde of the X-Men”.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and desert you.
I have no choice but to reply with a Rickvana!
Now that is interesting.
I actually like that song.
Joyce would love that song for its sincerity.
Thus begins Sal and Jason.
That sounds like an 80’s sitcom.
Sal and Jason, starring Mary Tyler Moore as SSL and Dave coulier as Jason, with guest spots by jaleel white as Walky, sit ubu sit, good dog
Godammit my stupid phone wrote SSL instead of Sal
Curses! Foiled again!
Dagnabbit!!
Curse you, Joyce Brown!
I never realized this chapter’s name is “Yesterday was Thursday”.
GJ, David, GJ!
Karma is shaped like Joyce?
Will Sal be able to pull off a Karma Houdini?
I defy your link!
I will get you next time DC, NEXT TIME!
Aww, I fell into the trap.
*isn’t sleeping tonight*
The sad part of this being that I was able to defy your link because I was already on tvtropes.
Been forever since I’ve seen anyone call me that.
*cat sounds*
Now would be a really good time to teach Billie some crazy ninja skills, Sal.
Why doesn’t Sal just disappear like batman?
You cannot escape Joyce. She can find you even if you went of the grid.
She’s like a golem. A smiling, Christian golem. With chick tracts.
she can’t be a golem they’re Jewish, now Joes a golem, a sex golem, following out the orders of his maters with his penis
Christianity started off under the umbrella of Judaism. Then they had a bit of a disagreement and Christianity eventually left home.
He’s my messiah! Why can’t you just let me be with him! You’re ruining my life, mom and YHWH! I hate you FOREVER! I’m totes running away, and one day I’ll be more famous than you and you’ll regret this!
Not to mention was already dealing with its estranged brother Islam so it couldn’t devote full attention to its child Christianity. Family squabbles whattareya gonna do?
Um, no. Christianity is older than Islam.
Buddhism is older than Christianity.
I thought hyper Christians were bad at math.
Earth = 6000 years old and all that.
Newton was a Hyper Christian.
But he wasn’t mentally deficient.
After the mercury he was!
That’s not math. That’s inability and/or unwillingness to understand carbon-dating.
That’s because it comes with a carbon tax.
And the hate taxes because money grubbing penny-pinching misers who kill poor people.
Fundies don’t believe that marriage should be between a man and a carbon.
That’s not math, that’s science. There’s no reason for Christian fundamentalist homeschooling kids to be bad at math, or any other subject not related to evolution, the age of the Earth, or other trigger subjects, and the sort of parents who care enough to homeschool probably raise your chances of getting a good education in general. For that matter, from what I’ve seen of materials, such a kid might well know more biological facts than average… presented of course in a framework of “the glory of God’s Creation” rather than “and this is how evolution makes it all make sense.”
Reading, writing, ‘rithmetic — no reason for Joyce to be flawed in any of them. Or chemistry, or physics outside astronomy and radiodating, or knowledge of living species. Evolution and history of the US, those are other matters…
Math is a touchy subject for a lot of Fundies, or at least it was. Copernicus, Gallileo, Beethoven, Bach, Da Vinci. All of them loved math, all of them got in big trouble for using it to disprove the bible. Big time.
Persistent isn’t she? Joyce, I mean.
I suddenly have the urge to yell out, “BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!” After seeing Sal’s Blue eyes comment.
Joyce is more like “Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon”.
Joyce has three heads? Oh god, now she’s more nightmare fuel by the second.
I SUMMON BLUE EYES WHITE JOYCE!
I would have thought that Joyce would be more of a Trap Card than a Monster Card.
Joyce used A Tract!
Blue Eyes White Devil.
What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
He’s black.
Go on.
He’s bald.
Does he look like a bongo?
What?
*Shots Aizat* DOES…HE…LOOK…LIKE A…bongo?!
*Yells in pain* NOOOOOOO!!!!
Then why’d you try to f*** him like a bongo, Aizat?
I didn’t.
You read the Bible?
No.
Oh, good cause I’m running late for my next appointment. So don’t do it again.
Mike’s shoulder is in the first frame, so this gets a “mike” tag. LOL
Well, we can mark “Bad with Schoolwork” off the bingo card, at least.
Me feels Sal doesn’t like Joyce too much. Just a feeling.
I think it’s less Sal not liking Joyce, more Sal trying to mask her utter apathy towards her math class.
She knows Joyce means well, but she doesn’t want to run the risk of Joyce trying to save her grades by admitting she doesn’t much care. And Joyce does come off as sort of a buttinski.
I really don’t like the way the characters are drawn in profile. Their mouths look super creepy, like they’ve turned part baleen whale or something, suddenly. Just a little minor input.
Okay, actually checking back a ways, this is only done with Joyce. It’s still creepy.
Joyce is creepy.
When Joyce stared into the abyss, the abyss looked away out of terror.
And yet Joyce chased after it, trying to give it a hug and a Chick tract.
The abyss blinked.
Joyce’s triangle grin defies the laws of physics, in the same way her blue eyes defy the laws of outline coloration. The cuteness is truly an unstoppable force.
Okay I understood the first laws but I’ve never heard of the second ones you mention.
Is it me, or is the entire world tilting to the left in the fourth panel?
Back, and to the left…
Why does Sal still have a southern accent in this alternate universe? She wasn’t raised in the south in this universe was she?
Probably picked it up at Catholic school in… Tennessee, was it? *Is Australian and doesn’t know American state locations very well*
Today’s comments are utterly random.
As random as finding a person who have the same name as you.
With one exception, I don’t think any of the comments today were random, much less utter. Which actually makes yours random, so two…
Joyce reminds me of that skeleton from Animaniacs in Panel 5.
Good idea: helping a friend with their homework
Bad idea: helping a friend with their homework with your penis
Cute. I like.
Haha, Joyce is just too cute! :3
I think I reveal my gender with this comment: Sal should definitely go without the jacket more often.
That really doesn’t reveal your gender.
Just your preference.
Quick Sal look for a window!
or would Joyce follow her down the window!?
Joyce would already be on the otherside waiting for her.
Joyce is Nightcrawler.
…It actually took me about a full minute of searching before I found Mike.
Joyce could honestly make for an interesting sort of horror movie villain. Sure, the conventional killers are always a good stand-by, but there would be something to be said about a horror villain character who is constantly happy, will follow you around 24/7, and who will either try to convert you into believing in Jesus or force you into marrying her. It’d be kinda like the Stepford Wives meets Single White Female.
Eh, this comic’s ok
I keep hearing Ironhide’s voice coming out of Sal’s mouth.