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by David M Willis on December 16, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Pajama Jeans
└ Tags: jennifer, sal, walky

Discussion (217) ¬

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    December 16, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    Hard work like… hard liquor?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 16, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

      Those Freshmen Fifties aint gonna put themselves on you know. 😛

      • Enderkap
        Enderkap
        December 16, 2011 at 1:44 am | #

        I hope Billie ends up getting REALLY fat over the course of 100-150 comics. Just a little fatter week after until she is REALLY HUGE! Then I hope she ends up with walky.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 16, 2011 at 2:08 am | #

          You’re hoping Billie will end up as a BBW?

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            December 16, 2011 at 4:11 am | #

            Why not? You’d be surprised at the changes people go through in college. When I started over a year ago, I never expected my facial hair would end up making me look like Wolverine.

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              December 16, 2011 at 4:24 am | #

              Need I keep dropping in to remind you that we started college last Monday?

              Last Monday.

              I’ll make an image macro to drop on people.

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 16, 2011 at 5:01 am | #

                I did it anyway…

                • Michelle J Caboose
                  Michelle J Caboose
                  December 16, 2011 at 7:43 am | #

                  It’s only Saturday?

                • Enderkap
                  Enderkap
                  December 16, 2011 at 7:17 pm | #

                  Wait a second… If it’s Saturday then why did Amazi-girl need to be woken up for class? Being a super hero must really be taking a toll.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  December 16, 2011 at 10:28 pm | #

                  Amber doesn’t know what day it is due to her excessive gaming perhaps?

                • Kalan
                  Kalan
                  December 17, 2011 at 8:13 am | #

                  Amber need to be woken up FOR her excessive gaming. She didn’t say anything about a class, she needs to be up by 2 to check in with her guild.
                  http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/digit/

                • Michelle J Caboose
                  Michelle J Caboose
                  December 17, 2011 at 9:53 am | #

                  http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/nap/ even.

            • Animal
              Animal
              December 16, 2011 at 11:04 am | #

              This is true. I started college right about the time people started using paper. It was amazing the change in everybody over the next year – we had all been all buffed up from chiseling our notes into stone tablets, then all of a sudden BOOM we had less Popeye-like arms.

              Hardest part was finding enough feathers to cut off for writing and berries to squeeze for ink, but that worked out eventually.

              • a99steaksauce
                a99steaksauce
                December 16, 2011 at 12:45 pm | #

                *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* So….beautiful *wipes tear form eye*

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                December 16, 2011 at 10:29 pm | #

                I feel way younger now that I read that, I only remember as far back to when computers used punch-cards to program with.

                • Animal
                  Animal
                  December 17, 2011 at 11:17 am | #

                  I actually caught myself telling one of my kids the other day, “back when I was your age, our GPS systems were on paper, and we called them maps.”

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 18, 2011 at 4:55 am | #

                  Shit, now I feel really young.

                  I remember when we got a 80286 and the computer booted off one 5 1/4 and ran programs off the other 5 1/4…

                • Bill
                  Bill
                  January 1, 2014 at 9:26 am | #

                  Not quite as old as Animal; by the time I was in high school we had advanced past abacuses to slide rules.  For computers, we had teletype terminals that connected to a big mainframe at the college.  Commands were entered using BASIC, although there was a way of entering long programs at the terminal using punched-out paper tape.  And you had to be in an advanced-level or honors-level math class to be allowed to access it.

                  I also remember how everybody considered it a major step forward when the early Trash-80s, Timex/Sinclairs, and the TI-99s came out with the programs on magnetic tape cassettes.

              • John Madden
                John Madden
                March 24, 2012 at 6:16 pm | #

                ahahahahahahaha

        • ryan
          ryan
          December 16, 2011 at 8:28 am | #

          do you realize that 100-150 comics is roughly three days?

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 16, 2011 at 1:36 pm | #

            So far as I can tell, if you follow the timeline in the archive, it definitely seems it all happened in one week. I mean, how many comics did it take for the party story-line? That was just a few hours.

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              December 16, 2011 at 1:51 pm | #

              Yeah, if you pop through the archive, each storyline is bookended morning and night. That makes:
              Sunday: Move-in Day
              Monday: Uphill from here
              Tuesday: Men are from Beck, Women are from Clark
              Wednesday: The Bechdel Test
              Thursday: Media Rumble
              Friday: Yesterday was Thursday
              Saturday: Pajama Jeans.

              It’s pretty impressive when you consider Joe Joed himself onto the news in under a week of being at college.

              Or did I miss something? God?

              • Bill
                Bill
                January 1, 2014 at 9:33 am | #

                I believe there has been a little more time gone by than just one week.  Parents’ Weekend is not usually the first weekend of the semester.  In addition, the cast had time to take a trip out to the lake — probably on a weekend — and Joyce’s attempted roofie/rape occurred at a party that more than likely took place on another weekend.

                If I recall correctly, I think even Willis has said that roughly a month (four weeks or so) have elapsed.

          • Enderkap
            Enderkap
            December 16, 2011 at 7:13 pm | #

            I suppose your right… I just don’t want to wait 1000 – 2000 comics to see BBW Billie. Plus, I thought the pace of “days” would pick up eventually. I couldn’t imagine their second semester starting in 2020.

            • ryan
              ryan
              December 19, 2011 at 7:53 am | #

              if it’s anything like anime, the pace will only get slower.

        • Matt Boyd
          Matt Boyd
          December 16, 2011 at 10:55 pm | #

          I’ve heard of this fetish.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            December 17, 2011 at 4:33 pm | #

            A surprising high number of guys seem to like their women big.

            A common reason seems to be for tactile reasons; they like the feel of bouncy flesh.

            • f.p.
              f.p.
              December 18, 2011 at 1:36 am | #

              So, basically they want a whole woman that feels like boobs?

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                December 18, 2011 at 5:40 am | #

                That is a profound statement and quite a theory in and of itself. 😀

                • f.p.
                  f.p.
                  December 18, 2011 at 4:46 pm | #

                  I’ll let someone else do the research. I’m not really an only-red-Skittles type. I’ll take the variety pack 😉

              • DarkVeghetta
                DarkVeghetta
                June 20, 2015 at 8:40 pm | #

                YES. And it feels AMAZING. Especially when she’s on top and you’re basically smothered under a gigantic breast. BBW make the best pillows too. Most are even warm in winter and cool in summer – so you don’t even need a fan if you have your BBW girlfriend handy.
                Scientific proof that BBW girlfriends are awesome.

  2. Joraiem
    Joraiem
    December 16, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Does Sal have Billie’s reflective shades? o.o When did that happen?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 16, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

      Accidently putting on each others clothes after making out is a common enough occurence I believe.

      • Zababcd
        Zababcd
        December 16, 2011 at 12:43 am | #

        I was bored on the last Billie & Sal comic, and made a commented history of Billie/Sal. By the time I was finished a new strip was out, and so I put it off until someone would read it. Maybe now, since you’ve kindly pointed out the newest addition. Now let’s see how a series of 6 hyperlinks goes without the ability to edit posts…

        1 2 3 4 5 6

        • David
          David M Willis
          December 16, 2011 at 12:53 am | #

          This is amazing.

          Wait. My wife says this needs caps.

          THIS IS AMAZING.

          • Jetstream
            Jetstream
            December 18, 2011 at 2:59 pm | #

            If he wasn’t gonna do it before he might now 😉

        • Brendan
          Brendan
          December 16, 2011 at 12:55 am | #

          It’s possible you’re overanalyzing.

          • Zababcd
            Zababcd
            December 16, 2011 at 1:20 am | #

            I’m almost certain that I’m overanalyzing.

            By the way… Sal could be waving to Billie or Walky or both in that last panel, but her face is turned more towards Billie. And her expression is disappointed that Billie is ignoring her. Conclusion: she was trying to impress Billie. And Billie is upset that Sal chose to go water-skiing instead of ‘hanging out’ with her – which seems a stretch until you remember that Billie and Sal were with each other a moment ago, so Billie may have been looking forward to spending time with Sal. This also relates to Billie’s earlier issues with Sal never being around.

            People should overanalyze more often. It makes things more interesting.

            • Blob Marley
              Blob Marley
              December 16, 2011 at 1:40 am | #

              I like your overanalysis and I’m not even shipping Sillie (Sal+Billie fits so well…)

            • valkeer1
              valkeer1
              December 16, 2011 at 4:07 am | #

              Overanalysis or not, +1,000 internetz to you for making me laugh maniacally at 3 AM

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 16, 2011 at 4:14 am | #

                You got the attention of the artist, that’s for sure.

            • Zababcd
              Zababcd
              December 18, 2011 at 1:34 am | #

              About that poll… I did some maths. I do that a lot. And almost every method I come up with gives Billie/Joyce as the most likely pairing. And the only one that doesn’t (actually it gives them as the least-likely pairing) is the analysis of frequency that the two characters are both tagged in updates after the first point at which both characters had been introduced. This was only 18.75% of updates for Billie/Joyce, and 25.71% of updates for the winner via this method, Dorothy/Joyce.

              However… if you change it to ‘the frequency that the two characters are both tagged without other characters in updates after the first point at which both characters had been introduced, then, finally, it’s Billie/Sal leading by about 0.67% over the runner-up. Or leading by over 9% if you normalise the results. See, I can overanalyse with maths as well.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 16, 2011 at 2:12 am | #

          Very clever thesis you created there.

          • Rikushadow5
            Rikushadow5
            December 16, 2011 at 4:14 am | #

            Yeah, it’s about time somebody besides you got in on the pic editing around here, eh?

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              December 16, 2011 at 5:25 am | #

              I guess that makes me the grav editing hipster then.

            • Zababcd
              Zababcd
              December 16, 2011 at 8:01 am | #

              Collections of old comics arranged on a paint document with text added?

              That’s not a pic edit. THIS is a pic edit… oh, my Australian is showing.

              Picture: Crazy Sal

              And that was done without image editing software – I used the built-in Visual Basic for Applications in Microsoft Excel. Which is cool enough to warrant bragging, so I’m not going to apologise for mentioning it.

              • Energetic Jen
                Energetic Jen
                December 16, 2011 at 10:25 am | #

                I liked the little swoopy lines you added to one of the pages to take up more visual room. Nice touch.

              • Rikushadow5
                Rikushadow5
                December 16, 2011 at 10:57 pm | #

                Cut and paste is still part of editing. Or at least that’s what they’re teaching in the schools nowadays.

                Although, I probably shouldn’t hold much stock in the words of the teacher I had to teach 3dsMax to in a SciViz Class.

                • Zababcd
                  Zababcd
                  December 17, 2011 at 8:09 pm | #

                  Yes, but if you picked up on the altered quote, and you think about it, I’m not really trying to say that cutting and pasting doesn’t count as editing. Just that’s it’s such a minor part of as to be considered insignificant. I’m pretty sure I learned to cut and paste in MS Paint before I learned to draw in MS Paint.

                  I’ve tried reading that post from the perspective of someone who has no idea what quote I’m on about, and it’s really annoying. So the quote’s “That’s not a knife.This is a knife.” from Crocodile Dundee, the movie.

        • Cherry
          Cherry
          December 16, 2011 at 4:31 am | #

          Heehee~ Oh my god, that’s glorious. She does seem pretty obsessed with getting Sal’s attention, doesn’t she? IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. It’s like, The Da Vinci Code of covert lesbianism!

          Okay, you’ve converted me. Team Sallie for life.

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 16, 2011 at 4:34 am | #

            Salvador?

        • El
          El
          December 16, 2011 at 4:49 am | #

          Love it!

        • lazarusLong
          lazarusLong
          December 16, 2011 at 9:38 am | #

          SHHHH!!!! Don’t tell Joyce!!!

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          December 16, 2011 at 2:52 pm | #

          Nice work, and you have waaaaaaaaay to much free time on your hands.

        • Phillip Wilde
          Phillip Wilde
          December 16, 2011 at 4:31 pm | #

          ALL THE AWARDS.

        • bwernard
          bwernard
          December 17, 2011 at 12:32 am | #

          Here, here, you left out the forlorn (is that a real word?) look on the poster!
          http://shortpacked.bigcartel.com/product/dumbing-of-age-monroe-lake-poster

          • milk experiment
            milk experiment
            December 17, 2011 at 1:21 am | #

            Ooh, good point! Sal’s casting a forlorn sidelong glance at Billie, who’s grinning sheepishly. Nice catch. 🙂

  3. Rylan
    Rylan
    December 16, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    I wonder what walky ever did to her to make her feel like this towards him?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 16, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

      Maybe he stole the last McNugget from her when they were kids.

      • Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
        Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
        December 16, 2011 at 12:44 am | #

        Daggone it! Now you have me wanting McNuggets at 12:44 PM and I don’t even like MCD’s much anymore

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 16, 2011 at 4:22 am | #

        Something tells me Billie has no problem putting her hands on McNuggets.

      • bwernard
        bwernard
        December 16, 2011 at 9:39 am | #

        “Adventure Time” reference?

        …man, not sure how I feel about being able to do this connection.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          December 16, 2011 at 11:53 am | #

          Feel proud.

        • Blob Marley
          Blob Marley
          December 16, 2011 at 12:36 pm | #

          “Dude… don’t eat those.”

        • Joraiem
          Joraiem
          December 17, 2011 at 10:50 pm | #

          The question is: Was Walky a buff baby that could dance like a man?

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      December 16, 2011 at 1:13 am | #

      He remained uncool while she was starting down the road to cool.

      • fellixe
        fellixe
        December 17, 2011 at 10:20 am | #

        It’s a wall some guys hit due to the inability to grow boobs.

  4. Blue
    Blue
    December 16, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    Damn, Sal.
    Where’d she get the waterskis?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 16, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

      Furthermore, where did she get the boat?

      • NF
        NF
        December 16, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

        Would Batman need a boat to water-ski?

        • Originalslugboy
          Originalslugboy
          December 16, 2011 at 12:45 am | #

          I’m Batman. And I can water-ski. In space.

      • alex
        alex
        December 16, 2011 at 12:48 am | #

        Better question: Who’s pulling her?!

        • Zababcd
          Zababcd
          December 16, 2011 at 12:51 am | #

          No-one. She and the boat are being blown along by a really strong wind. Please ignore physics, which would contradict this explanation.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 16, 2011 at 2:13 am | #

          Ultra-Boat?

      • Sgt_Sarge
        Sgt_Sarge
        December 16, 2011 at 12:53 am | #

        There is no boat. Her awesomeness is pulling itself.

        • darcos0
          darcos0
          December 16, 2011 at 1:00 am | #

          i was thinking sal should have an epic troll face

        • carl320
          carl320
          December 16, 2011 at 1:34 am | #

          Sal can’t hear you over her awesomeness.

          • Blob Marley
            Blob Marley
            December 16, 2011 at 1:42 am | #

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ciiMHDChYA

            I’m sorry, what’s that?

      • Kalan
        Kalan
        December 16, 2011 at 5:00 am | #

        No boat. It’s the pick-up truck, and a reeaaaallllly long rope.

      • cobra5k
        cobra5k
        December 17, 2011 at 5:00 am | #

        The real question here is, why is she wearing a jacket?

    • f.p.
      f.p.
      December 16, 2011 at 2:29 am | #

      She quickly and easily made some cool friends (who have a boat and jetskis), thus disproving Billie’s claim and providing the punchline.

      • dchorror
        dchorror
        December 17, 2011 at 12:50 am | #

        She probably did it just to prove Billie wrong.

    • PetsinWinter
      PetsinWinter
      December 16, 2011 at 6:31 am | #

      what water skis? I see no damn water skis!

  5. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 16, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    It’s not easy to ski barefoot.

    • Andrew Colunga
      Andrew Colunga
      December 16, 2011 at 12:23 am | #

      She’s going barefoot. Like a boss.

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 16, 2011 at 1:11 am | #

      When you’re that cool, you don’t need waterskis to waterski.

      Or a boat.

  6. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    December 16, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

    Sal and Billie are both antisocial.

    Sal sinks while Billie rides free over the waves.

    Honestly… it probably helps that Billie just isn’t so intense, even when she’s having her “I don’t wanna hang out with anyone!” moment. Billie is either SCREAMING ANGRY about non-cool people, or SCREAMING HAPPY DRUNK at a party and creeping people out. Try less hard, be happy.

    • Bek359
      Bek359
      December 16, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

      You have Sal and Billie mixed up. Sal’s Walky’s twin sister. Billie’s the drunk ex-cheerleader.

      • Ridureyu
        Ridureyu
        December 16, 2011 at 12:31 am | #

        Yes, I did write their names wrong. But I was THINKING them right!

        it’s the fault of my fingers. My evil, evil fingers!

    • iSaidCandleja-
      iSaidCandleja-
      December 16, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

      Sal isn’t anti-social, she’s already made friends who she can water ski with. She also was willing to come to the beach, and even inserted herself into the discussion in Joyce’s room that got everyone to the beach. She made friends with Billie as soon as they spoke in person.

      I think Sal just has her own social circle that she hangs with. Amber also brought her own circle to college, but unlike Sal we’ve actually seen her hang out with them.

      • f.p.
        f.p.
        December 16, 2011 at 2:33 am | #

        Ridureyu is correct about Sal… accidentally. Sal is indeed antisocial (destructive toward established society), but she is not UNSOCIABLE, which is what most people actually mean when they say “antisocial.”

  7. NCP19
    NCP19
    December 16, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

    Whoo! My vote for Billie/Walky makes up 75% of all votes cast. Now let’s check back in in 24 hours…

    • Joraiem
      Joraiem
      December 16, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

      Aww I hope I’m not REALLY the only one that ships Dorothy/Joyce.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        December 16, 2011 at 1:59 am | #

        You are not! I am -totally- shipping Dorothy/Joyce.

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          December 16, 2011 at 2:42 am | #

          Apparently so does Willis. Look more closely at the poster art. ^_~

          • Michelle J Caboose
            Michelle J Caboose
            December 16, 2011 at 2:46 am | #

            P.S.: I am totally shipping Billie/Dina now. ^_^

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              December 16, 2011 at 4:19 am | #

              I just always wait for Word of God XD

              Bad habit of mine.

              • Michelle J Caboose
                Michelle J Caboose
                December 17, 2011 at 11:23 am | #

                http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g194/WitchyWebcomics/Dillie.jpg

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              December 16, 2011 at 4:26 am | #

              But I did vote Willis/Watson. Go for it, buddy!

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              December 16, 2011 at 5:23 am | #

              But Dina prefers boners.

              • Aizat
                Aizat
                December 16, 2011 at 5:58 am | #

                As opposed to dinosaur bones? I apologize for the horrible joke.

              • Michelle J Caboose
                Michelle J Caboose
                December 16, 2011 at 7:30 am | #

                Given what we’ve seen of Dina, she could be a raging hetero, but if Billie grabbed her, dragged her away, and said, “You’re my girlfriend now,” Dina would probably mumble “Okay” and go along with it.

                • Blue
                  Blue
                  December 16, 2011 at 11:45 am | #

                  Bonus points if she does this in response to Walky’s repeated attempts to get her together with Sal.
                  Not that I don’t ship Billie/Sal.

                  Also glad to see I’m not the only person thinking both Billie/Dina and Dorothy/Joyce as a result of that pic.!

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          December 17, 2011 at 11:26 am | #

          http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g194/WitchyWebcomics/Doyce.jpg

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 17, 2011 at 11:31 am | #

            They call her “Girl with the Triangle Grin.”

            • Michelle J Caboose
              Michelle J Caboose
              December 17, 2011 at 2:35 pm | #

              And now you know why she has that big grin. ^_~

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 18, 2011 at 4:59 am | #

                Because of hand-on-boob action.

                I have a feeling that David either exudes PSL to a point he doesn’t realize he does this; or significantly more likely, he’s a masterful troll.

                • Michelle J Caboose
                  Michelle J Caboose
                  December 18, 2011 at 10:03 am | #

                  Actually, take a closer look at the original poster:

                  http://shortpacked.bigcartel.com/product/touchdown-poster

            • Michelle J Caboose
              Michelle J Caboose
              December 18, 2011 at 11:41 am | #

              OMG! I just realized that Joyce is “Shattered Glass” Ravage! O_O

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 18, 2011 at 1:36 pm | #

                Oh dear…

      • Jetstream
        Jetstream
        December 18, 2011 at 3:08 pm | #

        I just want Dorothy/Joyce to happen because it’d be weird.

  8. iSaidCandleja-
    iSaidCandleja-
    December 16, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

    She really is tsundere. And Walky is awesome for still being willing to hang out with her even as she tries to alienate absolutely everyone.

  9. Tricia
    Tricia
    December 16, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    Be Walky, I imagine.

  10. Matt
    Matt
    December 16, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

    Okay, full disclosure, I haven’t liked that much of Dumbing of Age until now. I think it lacks a little of the charm of the old comics, even if the old ones had worse art in comparison.

    But that last panel had me in stitches. Bravo, Mr. Willis. Bravo.

  11. The Sound Defense
    The Sound Defense
    December 16, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

    I predict that Billie is going to have a very hard fall during her college years.

    • iSaidCandleja-
      iSaidCandleja-
      December 16, 2011 at 12:13 am | #

      Will that fall will come when a police officer ask her to walk in a straight line?

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        December 16, 2011 at 4:01 am | #

        No, it will come right before. With the officer struggling not to laugh.

        • Zababcd
          Zababcd
          December 18, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

          And then she will move her legs back and forth as she lies there, never realising that she isn’t moving anywhere.

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            December 19, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

            Like a turtle. A really drunk turtle.

    • ryan
      ryan
      December 16, 2011 at 8:45 am | #

      let’s just hope sal lets billie sleep on the side next to the wall in the future.

      • Michelle J Caboose
        Michelle J Caboose
        December 17, 2011 at 10:00 am | #

        I see what you did there…

  12. Robert
    Robert
    December 16, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

    Willis, has anyone ever told you that you really know how to illustrate water very well?

  13. RaijinK
    RaijinK
    December 16, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

    On the new poll: the available options seem almost arbitrary, but then a complete list of possibilities would be near infinite. On the off chance the poll results influence a future storyline, I gotta vote for the pairing that would be the most amusing from our current perspective, i.e. Bille/Walky. You know you all want to see it happen.

    • David
      David M Willis
      December 16, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

      The poll choices are based mostly on “who are there” and “who aren’t related.” Also, “who aren’t Joyce and Walky,” because you know why.

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 16, 2011 at 4:16 am | #

        That ship sailed for the purposes of this continuity?

        • f.p.
          f.p.
          December 18, 2011 at 11:57 am | #

          I was wondering the same thing. If not that then maybe it’s just boring to have people vote for the assumed default relationship? And if they are supposed to end up together, would it even count as shipping?

      • vlademir1
        vlademir1
        December 16, 2011 at 5:24 am | #

        I could have used a Joyce/Sal option, but lacking that chose the next closest option… David Willis/Joel Watson.

    • Zababcd
      Zababcd
      December 16, 2011 at 12:47 am | #

      There’s a poll? Where? Am I expressing foolishness by not being aware of this poll? I like polls. I want to vote in it.

      • David
        David M Willis
        December 16, 2011 at 1:29 am | #

        Front page, right-hand-column.

        • Enderkap
          Enderkap
          December 16, 2011 at 1:46 am | #

          What does, “Who do you ship?” mean?

          • RaijinK
            RaijinK
            December 16, 2011 at 1:54 am | #

            Who would you want romantically involved with each other?

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            December 16, 2011 at 10:51 am | #

            Or, alternately, who you package up and deliver. Whichever you think most closely fits the answers in the poll question.

          • Michelle J Caboose
            Michelle J Caboose
            December 17, 2011 at 10:01 am | #

            “Ship,” in this sense, is short for “relationship.”

        • Animal
          Animal
          December 16, 2011 at 11:07 am | #

          David. Your poll has no “I harbor Perverse Sexual Lust” option. What the hell kind of poll is this?

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 16, 2011 at 1:38 pm | #

            He already named the trope. His work here is done.

      • Zababcd
        Zababcd
        December 16, 2011 at 1:30 am | #

        Ah, the home page. I go directly to the most recent comic, check for new comments that I want to reply to or replies to my comments, and check if there’s a new comic yet. I haven’t been to the home page in… about 30 seconds, since I checked it just now to see if that’s where the elusive poll was.

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 16, 2011 at 1:16 am | #

      There was no option for Billie waffling between Walky and Sal, so I chose Billie/Sal.

  14. Cholma
    Cholma
    December 16, 2011 at 12:38 am | #

    Ah, Sal. Queen of Cool. I less-than-three her so much.
    (now she just needs to stop smoking) 😉

  15. Locke
    Locke
    December 16, 2011 at 12:48 am | #

    How did Sal get Billie’s glasses like that? That was some smooth accidental one-upsmanship right there.

    • Sgt_Sarge
      Sgt_Sarge
      December 16, 2011 at 3:01 am | #

      Probably stole them from Billie’s clothes. I mean, she had to leave them somewhere, right?

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 16, 2011 at 4:00 am | #

      They were grabbed during off-panel sex.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 16, 2011 at 4:45 pm | #

        I wonder who the cameraqman was this time? 😛

  16. Sgt_Sarge
    Sgt_Sarge
    December 16, 2011 at 1:26 am | #

    SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
    And her femurs.

  17. Blob Marley
    Blob Marley
    December 16, 2011 at 1:28 am | #

    They don’t show you this, but she’s actually being towed by her own motorcycle. She’s just.
    that.
    cool.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 16, 2011 at 1:50 am | #

      She’s BatSal.That’s all you need to know.

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 16, 2011 at 4:21 am | #

        She can breathe in space?

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          December 16, 2011 at 5:56 am | #

          Oh yeah.

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          December 16, 2011 at 8:00 am | #

          When you’re that cool, you don’t need to breathe.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            December 16, 2011 at 4:46 pm | #

            She doesn’t even need to breathe to smoke.

            • hmm
              hmm
              January 7, 2012 at 3:55 pm | #

              But can she smoke in space?

  18. Aizat
    Aizat
    December 16, 2011 at 1:45 am | #

    Sal just pass on by without a care in the world.

  19. Charles RB
    Charles RB
    December 16, 2011 at 2:18 am | #

    Man, Billie can’t even see the _trees_ for the trees.

  20. Tailsteak
    Tailsteak
    December 16, 2011 at 2:48 am | #

    David tweeted this: “My wife is jumping up and down in front of me, begging for Billie and Sal to make out.” So I did this: (NSFW) http://tailsteak.com/billiexsal1.png

    • Blob Marley
      Blob Marley
      December 16, 2011 at 12:38 pm | #

      I’ll be in my bunk

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 16, 2011 at 4:48 pm | #

      If it wasn’t for the sideboob, Sal would make a good long-haired bishie.

  21. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 16, 2011 at 4:01 am | #

    Will there be any sharks for Sal to jump?

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 16, 2011 at 4:03 am | #

      Only if she has both hands free.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 16, 2011 at 5:56 am | #

      Sal don’t jump sharks, she jumps Walkies.

      • Michelle J Caboose
        Michelle J Caboose
        December 16, 2011 at 7:32 am | #

        Twincest is wincest?

      • Mrelegos
        Mrelegos
        December 16, 2011 at 11:09 am | #

        I’m concerned that it’s Walkies plural…

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          December 18, 2011 at 10:12 am | #

          There are other worlds than these.

  22. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    December 16, 2011 at 4:03 am | #

    Sal makes friends by simply breathing.

    • ADHadh
      ADHadh
      December 16, 2011 at 5:01 am | #

      Well, considering what she’s breathing with…

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 16, 2011 at 5:20 am | #

        It certainly worked on Billie. 😀

  23. Aizat
    Aizat
    December 16, 2011 at 5:59 am | #

    Billie, finding awesome friends is easy. I should know.

  24. ryan
    ryan
    December 16, 2011 at 8:58 am | #

    if billie was so popular in high school, where are all her old friends?

    this could be asked about most of the characters, but i ask about billie since she seems to be the only one clinging to high school life. i get the impression that she wasn’t as popular as she claims. that she may have been a cheerleader, but it didn’t affect her social status. maybe it even prevented her from making any real friends, as she desperately tried to get in with the cool crowd while shunning anyone that would have accepted her as she was. it’s possible that billie was the most unpopular person at school.

    damn you, willis, for setting up this thought provoking cliffhanger which will undoubtedly be resolved next monday.

    • Joe
      Joe
      December 16, 2011 at 10:26 am | #

      Easy: They went to other colleges.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      December 16, 2011 at 10:54 am | #

      They’re the ones driving the speedboat. In a shocking twist, and all.

      • Blob Marley
        Blob Marley
        December 16, 2011 at 12:39 pm | #

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE

    • f.p.
      f.p.
      December 18, 2011 at 1:25 am | #

      Nobody I knew before college went to the same college as me, if they went to one at all. I’m pretty sure it’s common to not have your high-school buddies with you in college.

  25. Whit
    Whit
    December 16, 2011 at 9:47 am | #

    Lake Monroe? Water needs to be brown. 🙂

  26. Animal
    Animal
    December 16, 2011 at 11:09 am | #

    Barefoot skiing takes some serious skill (or so I’m told; I’ve waterskiied exactly once in my entire life, and that was back in the Neolithic.) But the best part of chicks waterskiing is the tendency to lose tops when they hit the water hard.

    David, it would be worth cash to me to see this.

    • TheRealAllPurposeGuru
      TheRealAllPurposeGuru
      December 16, 2011 at 7:09 pm | #

      Barefoot isn’t *that* hard, according to a couple friends I know. However, you don’t do it feet-together, it doesn’t work. Sal must have a slalom ski under her if her feet are that close together.

      Presumably if she has friends with a boat they would also have a ski to use.

    • TheRealAllPurposeGuru
      TheRealAllPurposeGuru
      December 17, 2011 at 4:17 am | #

      Y’know, Animal, all it took to bring both of us out of Lurker-mode was Sal in a bikini.

      I like how you think, my friend.

      • Animal
        Animal
        December 17, 2011 at 11:18 am | #

        GMTA.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 17, 2011 at 4:38 pm | #

          Grated Minds Taste Alike?

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 18, 2011 at 5:01 am | #

            Giant Marsupials Trade Alibis?

            • Zababcd
              Zababcd
              December 18, 2011 at 5:42 am | #

              Give Money To Animal? No.

              • Michelle J Caboose
                Michelle J Caboose
                December 18, 2011 at 10:14 am | #

                Of course not. He’d just eat it.

                Proof?

                Floyd: Animal, show ’em what you do.
                Animal: EAT DRUMS! EAT DRUMS!!! [proceeds to eat drums]

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 18, 2011 at 1:38 pm | #

                  C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

              • f.p.
                f.p.
                December 18, 2011 at 4:53 pm | #

                Gave Me Toe AIDS.

        • Bill M.
          Bill M.
          December 19, 2011 at 12:15 pm | #

          Goofy murdered the Antichrist?

          • David
            David M Willis
            December 19, 2011 at 12:17 pm | #

            Antichrist, falling off a cliff: YAAAAAAAAAA HOOO HOOO HOOooeyyy

            • Bill M.
              Bill M.
              December 20, 2011 at 11:57 am | #

              Shame on you for not linking to that sound…

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92LoQ51X8qY&

  27. Tailsteak
    Tailsteak
    December 16, 2011 at 11:24 am | #

    Did another Billie and Sal picture. There may be something wrong with me.

    http://tailsteak.com/billiexsal2.png

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 16, 2011 at 11:55 am | #

      If there’s something wrong with you, then there’s something wrong with just about everybody here. Nice drawing.

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 16, 2011 at 1:41 pm | #

        I’m concerned that Billie just dropped everything. And that Sal is smiling.

        Sal doesn’t smile.

        Also, there’s something wrong with you XD

        • Zababcd
          Zababcd
          December 16, 2011 at 5:01 pm | #

          And just about everybody here.

  28. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    December 16, 2011 at 12:14 pm | #

    Unless, of course, you have a smokin’ hot bod, like Sal; then making new friends is totally easy.

    • Blob Marley
      Blob Marley
      December 16, 2011 at 12:40 pm | #

      Billie has one of those too. She’s just filled out a bit more. Marilyn Monroe style.

  29. Rachel
    Rachel
    December 16, 2011 at 12:24 pm | #

    I really like the water in this strip. The ripples are amazing.

  30. wes
    wes
    December 16, 2011 at 3:58 pm | #

    what we don’t see is that sal in fact isn’t attached to a boat thats why its so awesome.

    • johannhowitzer
      johannhowitzer
      December 16, 2011 at 6:26 pm | #

      Ooh, like how Fabio’s hair can ripple without any wind? I am impressed.

      Sad for Billie though. Social climbers rarely turn out very happy… I mean, she’s pretty miserable now and she doesn’t have to be. Maybe her character arc will involve her learning this lesson from Walky? Maybe she will join him on the Nachito-spider-sofa?

  31. TheRealAllPurposeGuru
    TheRealAllPurposeGuru
    December 16, 2011 at 7:09 pm | #

    Damn, I *seriously* harbor PSL for Sal now.

  32. TPmanW
    TPmanW
    December 16, 2011 at 9:16 pm | #

    You realize she’s going to ruin that leather jacket right?
    Or is she just so good that there’s no real possibility of her falling?

    • Aydr
      Aydr
      December 17, 2011 at 4:11 am | #

      Also no possibility of her sinking when the boat stops moving. (Actually she’s just going to take it off while skiing and throw it in the boat before it stops. While moving.)

  33. Sgt_Sarge
    Sgt_Sarge
    December 16, 2011 at 11:42 pm | #

    I’m still waiting for DoA Hooper. Where is he?

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 17, 2011 at 10:10 am | #

      Bonus points if it’s zombie-Hooper. ^_^

  34. Tucker
    Tucker
    December 17, 2011 at 12:43 am | #

    Waiting to catch Amber’s eye across the room.

    Maybe he’s in her guild?

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 17, 2011 at 12:55 am | #

      Intended as a reply to Sgt_Sarge. I’m really bad at that when it’s the newest comment.

  35. milk experiment
    milk experiment
    December 17, 2011 at 1:33 am | #

    Last panel: “And I’m painfully intimidated by, yet irresistibly drawn to, your sister’s oh-so-casual hotness.”

  36. Aydr
    Aydr
    December 17, 2011 at 4:10 am | #

    This poll… where’s my MikexEthan?

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 17, 2011 at 10:12 am | #

      Mike’s not at the beach.

      Word of God:
      “The poll choices are based mostly on ‘who are there’ and ‘who aren’t related.’ Also, ‘who aren’t Joyce and Walky,’ because you know why.”

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 17, 2011 at 11:18 am | #

      BTW: Look more closely at the poster — Mike is totally mad that Ethan’s not paying any attention to him. Hmmm…

    • Jetstream
      Jetstream
      December 18, 2011 at 3:14 pm | #

      Screw that, no Mike/Ethan.

      WALKY/Ethan.

      • Sgt_Sarge
        Sgt_Sarge
        December 18, 2011 at 3:16 pm | #

        Mike/Walky. Hey, they are roomies…

  37. JoeSaul
    JoeSaul
    December 17, 2011 at 4:29 am | #

    OOo… Is this going to be the David-verse where Walky/Billie hookup?

    • JoeSaul
      JoeSaul
      December 17, 2011 at 4:35 am | #

      Cause Panel 1 &2 are attemptive reconciliation, Panel 3 is rejection, and panel 3 is just Sal.

  38. Scotty Van
    Scotty Van
    December 18, 2011 at 2:54 pm | #

    I’m not sure which of them I think is more off here. On the one hand, Billie is just being mean-spirited and elitist, not realizing that cliques really don’t form like that at a school the size of IU (in my time in the dorms there, pretty much everyone just hung out with the people on their floor, or the people on their SO’s floor).

    On the other hand, Walky seems determined to be friends with someone who has only ever shown hostility to him, which is just kinda futile.

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 18, 2011 at 3:04 pm | #

      Nono, they were buds before high-school; childhood friends. He held onto that, and she is trying to reject it.

  39. SteveCharb
    SteveCharb
    December 20, 2011 at 1:53 am | #

    Oh look, the local badass is waterskiing while wearing a trademark cool jacket.

    How has nobody made the Fonz reference so far? Eyyyyyyyy

  40. jjareds
    jjareds
    January 3, 2012 at 3:35 am | #

    HOOOOOOOOOOOLD UP. Three things, why does Dina have tubes? Where did they get a ball? And what it Sal being towed by?!

  41. JA
    JA
    January 4, 2012 at 10:51 pm | #

    Barefoot skiing…impressive.

  42. chillyScientist
    chillyScientist
    May 28, 2013 at 8:44 pm | #

    I have to say it’s a wonder it didn’t end up being scrunchy time for Sal right after this strip 😛

  43. SgtNumnum
    SgtNumnum
    October 11, 2013 at 9:31 pm | #

    No,it really doesn’t…then again,My only friends are my brother,my steryotypical nerdy perverted friend,and my classmate

  44. discountmusketeer
    discountmusketeer
    February 6, 2015 at 10:00 pm | #

    Man, Walky, why do you even want to hang out with her? She has absolutely zero concept of personal loyalty.

  45. raffriff
    raffriff
    April 15, 2015 at 7:09 am | #

    Heh, can’t unsee the wide grin on Billie’s face in the last panel. Maybe she’s a freshwater shark.

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