Belated SLASH CONTEST numero uno

Posted on March 27, 2012 by David M Willis

This is not the belated SLASH CONTEST entry I mentioned previously.  This is a second belated SLASH CONTEST entry.  It’s by a folk named Reese, and it involves Joe x Ethan.  Suffice to say, if I’d gotten this about a month earlier, it’s very likely it would have taken first prize.  I mean, look at it.  Jesus, man, look at it.

YOU ARE WELCOME.

Meanwhile, I am told the Maryland Marriage Allegiance is placing ads on my site.  Yes, you glorious anti-gay marriage jerks, please, give me all your money, so that I can afford to continue publishing images like these on the Interwebs.   Give me all your money and I will spend it at Starbucks.

20 thoughts on “Belated SLASH CONTEST numero uno”

  1. Arkadi

    Way to go, Ethan! *Thumbs up*

  2. Rognik

    I approve highly of this plan. Take the bigots money and spend it on… Starbucks? Really, is that the best ironic store you could think of?

    On the other hand, that is definitely a hot picture. I may be straight, but that picture still makes my man parts feel funny.

    1. AndrewFoose

      If I’m not mistaken, these people are also boycotting Starbucks because they support gay marriage.

    2. Crullah

      Check out the recent controversy concerning Starbucks and antiquated stupidity and it will make more sense.

      1. David

        For example, the link I provided.

  3. turkishproverb

    I like the way you think. take the bigot’s money so they don’t have any.

  4. ryan

    i see ethan’s rocking the hemorrhoids.

  5. Kryss LaBryn

    I haven’t seen any of those ads pop up yet myself, but if I do, do you get extra money if I click through? Because I can totally do that. Usually I only click through if I am interested but I can click the hell out of that and help you take their delicious, bigoted moneys so they have that much less to spend elsewhere, ha ha. And then we can point and laugh at them. XD

    Ha ha, that reminds me of a hate letter my college theatre class got for doing “What The Butler Saw.” XD Some little old lady writing about how absolutely horrified she was by it, and how it was so awful that not only did she need to see it like five times to fully comprehend how offensive it was, she also needed to drag all her friends along to show them for themselves how dreadful it was. Meanwhile, we’re reading this, going “Thanks for the ticket sales! :D”

  6. begbert2

    It’s the return of Amazi-Stool!

  7. Baroncognito

    Why are Ethan’s boxers sagging like that in the back?

  8. Reese

    Because after a few hours rendering Joe’s Chest I didn’t really care too much for Ethans batman boxers to spend more time rendering them. The front is just as low as the back but the hand is blocking it. Originally they were gonna be nude and their hands were going to be………yeah…..I think Ill save that one for Ygallery.

  9. Snorlax

    …can this happen over in Shortpacked? Please… They can bond over Transformers and it’d totally work man. Except for the fact that Joe is straight I guess.. but does that tiny little fact need to get in the way of true love?

    1. hatgirlstargazer

      Spoken like a true slasher!

      Seriously, this image is hot. My laptop fan is working overtime just displaying the hotness.

  10. f.p.

    Don’t forget to buy some Girl Scout cookies while you’re at it!

  11. Slyjinks

    I recommend donating any money you get from Maryland Marriage Allegiance to Equality Maryland myself. ¬_¬ http://www.equalitymaryland.org/

  12. stevegearhart

    Living in Baltimore, right around the corner from the Hippo (gay bar), I think it would be great to use th emoney to bus them to the Hippo, tell them they are judges in a costume contest, and let the slow horror of it all dawn on them as they realize they are actually watching a drag-queen beauty paegant. Heh…

  13. Shade

    There was not enough of stuff like this during the competition, I am dissapoint.

  14. Jen Aside

    MOAR SLASH

    …

    Is it up to me, then? XD *draws*

  15. Ducky

    Minnesota’s anti-gay marriage jerks popped up on your tumblr for me.

  16. Becca

    I find it vaguely amusing that you say “Jesus, man, look at it,” in regards to the two Jewish guys kissing. That’s not meant to be a commentary on anything at all, i just found it an interesting juxtaposition. :)

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